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The 7th Morning Musume.
Let's start the audition.
The 7th audition.
Since their debut in 1997,
they have been evolving.
Their origin is audition.
What kind of drama is there?
What kind of audition is there for Makoto Ogawa?
I don't know.
It was my first time.
I remember everything.
I don't know.
But it was fun.
Makoto Ogawa was always the center of attention
among the other candidates.
She had the spirit of wanting to pass.
I wasn't confident at all.
I wasn't confident in singing.
I wasn't used to dancing.
People around me seemed to be able to do anything.
I wasn't confident.
I decided not to show my weakness.
When I really wanted to cry, I cried in bed.
At the training camp.
I don't want to talk, but my voice is hoarse.
She didn't want to show her weakness.
She cried in front of the camera.
She was encouraged by the other candidates.
What's wrong with you?
You're always like this.
I think I'm confident.
But I don't show it.
I'm not confident, but I'm confident.
She showed her confidence to the people around her.
She was struggling with the pressure.
I'm confident.
When she got over the training camp and got her confidence.
She was given a ticket to Morning Musume.
What is an audition for Risa Niigaki?
I don't know.
I love Morning Musume.
That's what I told Tsunku.
She wants to join Morning Musume.
But she had to memorize the choreography.
She wanted to pass the audition.
Her whole family did this.
When I was auditioning.
On my way home.
My parents and I.
We climbed the Tokyo Tower.
To the top.
We climbed the Tokyo Tower.
We found TV Tokyo.
We asked them to let us pass.
I don't know if it was because of that.
But we did it.
It was hard.
It was hard because I wasn't good at dancing.
It was hard.
I couldn't memorize it.
I couldn't do one step at a time.
Risa Niigaki
She had a hard time dancing for the first time.
But she didn't cry during the training camp.
It's hard.
It's embarrassing when I cry.
It's my guts.
She loves Morning Musume more than anyone.
She was only 12 years old.
She wanted to be a Morning Musume member.
And her dream came true.
I'm so happy.
My dream finally came true.
Dreams come true.
Morning Musume Lucky 7 Audition
You can apply from the 3rd year of middle school.
You can apply from April 1st.
You don't have to apply in advance.
Please come to the venue.
As you can see, the venue is in Kawakiri, Osaka on October 11th.
And the venue is in Tokyo on November 21st.
There are 7 venues in total.
For more information, please go to this website.
Please check the 24-hour tape.
I want to be an ace.
I want to be at the top.
I want to be powerful.
I want to be the ace of Morning Musume.
The 7th year of middle school.
It will be held in Osaka on October 11th.
And it will be held in Fukuoka on October 17th.
You don't have to apply in advance.
For more information, please go to this number.
It's embarrassing to do it myself.
I'll do it for you.
It's close! It's close!
So, we did this before but we've powered up and returned.
It's the Shuffle Fight of Destiny!
Yes!
Do you all remember?
Yes, we do!
You do?
Rika, do you remember?
I do!
Ishikawa!
I'm cuter and I'm shining!
We did it!
You're doing it!
This time, in order to make you feel more embarrassed,
we've prepared a stage over there.
Here it is.
It's right here.
It looks like it's going to break.
Before we announce it, the members will take turns and look at it.
Even if it's embarrassing or embarrassing,
please announce it with all your might.
Yes!
Then, let's cheer up today as well!
One, two!
Hello, Morning!
An irresponsible battle where you don't know who you're going to beat!
It's a new type of battle!
Earth Warrior W is in the biggest pinch ever!
This is really bad!
These two are also here at the studio live!
The new song, Robo-Kiss, is on fire!
The delusional special, Kamei, is coming!
The kids are going crazy today as well!
The rules this time are that the five representatives will write down the irresponsible answer.
The member who shuffles it and gets it right on the roulette
has to do it.
Then, let's start the first round!
The challenger is...
Iida, Iikawa, Fujimoto, Michishige, and Tanaka!
Come here!
In the order you were called just now,
here it is.
The first topic is this!
It's a secret diary!
It's an embarrassing diary that you don't want people to see!
If people see this,
please write a diary saying,
I'm embarrassed!
The point is to make the member who gets it right
feel embarrassed.
Okay, Kaori.
Wow, it's really neat.
It's cute.
Are you going to read it?
Yeah, I'm going to read it.
I wrote it very seriously.
Why did you make such a mistake?
Shuffling the five members' answers.
The fate of the person who draws the answer
will be determined.
So,
did you all get the embarrassing diary?
Are you okay?
So, who will be the one
to reveal the secret diary?
Start the roulette!
Stop!
Huh?
It's Sayu!
It's Shige!
Shige is the one to reveal the secret diary!
So,
who wrote the diary with Shige?
It's Reina.
Then, Tanaka,
please stand by.
The remaining members stand by in the audience.
The author, Tanaka,
will add acting to the secret diary.
How long can she do this
in the midst of embarrassment?
I'd like to announce
Shige's embarrassing diary.
The audience,
please pay close attention
to her embarrassing diary.
Shige, please.
It's so embarrassing.
When I woke up this morning,
the bed was wet.
I put on makeup.
It's the fifth time today.
I want to reduce it to three times.
I need to reflect on myself.
Time's up!
Shige, thank you.
How was it?
It was embarrassing.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
Tanaka, how did you feel when you wrote it?
Well,
I thought
I'd be embarrassed
if I wrote it.
You're a junior in middle school.
Let's do it again.
Start!
Stop!
Time's up!
Let's see Fujimoto's diary.
Shige's embarrassing diary.
I'm tired today.
When can I
be a princess?
Tomorrow,
I'll go to
look for a prince
and sleep.
Good night.
Time's up!
Shige, you're amazing!
How was it, Fujimoto?
It's hard.
It's hard, isn't it?
Do you usually think like this?
Can you read your own feelings?
I want to see it.
Shige's diary.
Real diary.
I'm tired today.
When can I
be a princess?
Tomorrow,
I'll go to
look for a prince
and sleep.
Cute!
Amazing!
You look good in it.
I don't feel uncomfortable at all.
Thank you very much.
Please go back to your seats.
Next,
we have five challengers.
Next,
we have five challengers.
They're going to
attack us.
They're going to
attack us.
Please think of a joke.
It can be a comedy or
a joke using a tool.
It can be a comedy or
a joke using a tool.
Please think of a joke.
It's better to write a cold joke.
Is it funny?
No!
I want to do something like that.
Let's do our best.
It seems that this story is dangerous.
Who will win?
Is it Konkon's story?
I don't understand.
She is laughing.
I don't understand.
It's amazing.
Start.
Stop.
Who is it?
Start.
It's Makoto.
That's it.
Makoto.
Please stand by.
Makoto.
What is the dangerous story of Konno?
Makoto Ogawa is going to the center of the times.
Please.
Start.
USA.
What is it?
Stop.
What is it?
It's cold.
Is it?
What is the story of USA?
It's a story of my sister.
What will happen if Konkon does it?
It's interesting.
I will do it.
I don't understand.
It's a story of my sister.
It's not a good story.
It's a story of my sister.
Please.
I'm embarrassed.
Start.
USA.
What is it?
Stop.
I was full of motivation.
What is it?
It's a story of my sister.
Your eyes were serious.
It's a story of my sister.
What is it?
It's a story of my sister.
USA.
What will happen?
Konkon.
It's a story of my sister.
It was a subtle atmosphere.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it again.
I will spin the roulette.
Start.
Stop.
What is it?
Stop.
I didn't say anything.
It was a subtle atmosphere.
I don't like it.
Although she is a senior, she obeys the director.
This is a gag of Mari Yaguchi.
Please.
Today's Profile
Let's do it.
Panda's lunch is...
Panda!
That's not funny!
So, the only one laughing was Kame-chan!
Right?
What is it?
Yaguchi-chan was cute.
What is this?
Is this popular among you?
Did it catch your eye?
Yes. I thought I'd use an animal.
That's funny.
I wanted Yaguchi-chan to do it.
No!
Why? Why did you want Yaguchi to do it?
Because I'm over 20.
Why did you say Poundard?
Pounda.
Pounda isn't there.
Pounda is here, right?
Pounda is here.
Everyone, please take your seats.
Next, the challengers for the third round are these five people.
The next topic is this.
It's the dance of the new genre of Norinori.
Everyone, please think of a choreography for the dance.
By the way, the dance music is like this.
In this song, please think of a choreography that makes you feel embarrassed.
For the flip, please think of a dance theme such as sexy, bird, etc.
The point here is how embarrassing the dance is.
I don't want to get drunk.
Who will get the dangerous Yoshizawa story?
Roulette, start!
Stop!
Rika-chan won!
Please give a toast to Rika-chan.
This is the most embarrassing.
Even Ishikawa is embarrassed.
What is the dance of the Yoshizawa story?
I don't want to get drunk.
It's because you don't do it yourself, isn't it?
I've never done it.
It's funny.
I used to feed them like this.
Then, Rika-chan, please.
Music start.
What's this?
Correct!
What's this?
Is there a meaning to this, Isuda-san?
Dance like a puppy.
What's this?
Are your legs different?
Show me.
What are you talking about?
Do it yourself.
This was Yocchan's instruction.
Music start.
What's this?
It's over.
This was the instruction.
It was a puppy dance.
What's wrong with Rika-chan, Yocchan?
What's wrong with her?
She's too busy.
She's only looking at the dog's food.
She's looking at a lot of things.
That's right.
She wants to have a puppy.
I see.
This was also a subtle feeling.
I'd like to see another one.
Music start.
What's this?
This was Ai-chan's instruction.
What's this?
This was Yocchan's instruction.
What's the content of the dance?
Ai-chan, please.
Music start.
Don't do that.
What's wrong with her?
What's the content of the dance?
What's wrong with her?
What's this?
I see.
How was it?
She told me to dance.
I want to see the Japanese version.
That's right.
Who told you that?
I want to see the Japanese version.
Music, start!
Here it comes!
I forgot!
It's a dance, right?
It's this!
Iida-san, you're a robot, right?
You're a robot, right?
Iida-san, how was it to dance after a long time?
Well, it's been a while.
It's nostalgic!
It's quite stressful.
You've never been stressed?
It's fun!
It's hard!
You're the most excited, right?
Music, start!
Together!
It's a dance!
It's this!
Cheers!
Is Kaori dancing at home?
She is.
I did a shake-up.
Next, we'll see the biggest bitch of W!
Preview for Next Episode
I like you, I like you, I like you, I know that
I like you, I like you, I like you, I'm a robot
I got a message from Mr. W!
Next Episode
What? The new song is pretty good!
According to the new guidance,
there's been a typhoon recently,
and it's seriously damaging our planet.
So this time, we're going to learn about disaster prevention,
and I'd like you to pass it on to many children.
I'm counting on you two!
I'm good at that!
This is my self-made work.
Oh, Ms. Nozomi.
That's not disaster prevention,
it's disaster prevention knowledge, isn't it?
Ms. Ai.
When it comes to disaster prevention, it's the fire department, isn't it?
Ah!
They're doing something over there.
It looks like they're training for disaster prevention.
Welcome to Kanagawa Prefecture Fire School.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Could you tell me about disaster prevention today?
Go ahead.
What is the price of a fire engine?
Well, please wait a minute.
Here it is.
It's a fire engine.
The small one over there is about 40 million yen.
What?
Really?
And if it's a ladder car, it's about 130 million yen.
Is that a ladder car?
This is old, though.
Wow, that's amazing.
I'm a little scared just looking at it.
Really?
The ladder is expensive, and so is the fuel.
Can WU join the team over there?
That's a little dangerous.
There's a disaster prevention center over there.
Why don't you learn there first?
Thank you.
Here it is.
So, WU went to the Kanagawa Prefecture Disaster Prevention Center where Mr. Nakajima introduced us.
Here, there are information floors and various disaster experience corners with a lot of facilities.
This time, the person who will guide them is Ms. Eriko Yarimitsu of the disaster prevention center.
Ms. Yarimitsu, there's a set at your house.
It's true. It's like a drama set.
That's right.
This is the earthquake experience corner.
Please come in.
Earthquake?
Yes.
Excuse me.
Let's learn the disaster prevention action during an earthquake.
Here are four points.
Now, can they calm down and protect themselves from the disaster?
Mom, I'm home.
Oh, Nozomi.
I'm home.
Welcome home.
Mom, I'm home.
How was your wedding?
Mom, I'm home.
Why don't you call me tomorrow?
I'm sorry.
Nozomu!
What?
Nozomu!
Hide, Nozomu!
Where's Ando?
Nozomu, where are you?
Nozomu!
Mom!
Nozomu!
I'm scared!
It's too shaky!
Help me!
It's too shaky!
Nozomu!
It's raining!
It's raining hard!
It's raining!
Nozomu!
That's it!
It's hot!
Nozomu's hair is wet!
The earthquake you just witnessed
is said to occur in Kanagawa Prefecture.
It was the Kanagawa Prefecture earthquake.
It's still shaking!
It's still shaking.
You were able to act very well this time.
However, you were a little late in protecting yourself.
When there's an earthquake,
it's important to protect yourself.
So, please do that first.
Okay.
In order to protect yourself from an earthquake,
you need to act calmly and make the right decision.
In case of an emergency,
prepare food and drinks that you can bring with you.
What are you doing to my child?
Double U is a program that teaches children all over the world the right way to live a good life.
And the biggest crisis has come to them since the program started.
Don't miss the next episode.
I wonder what it is.
I made a plan.
It's true. This plan.
That girl is amazing, she's a go-go girl
That guy is a yes-man
Everyone, everyone, everyone is a no-no
Throw it here, no-no
Everyone's invitation, no-no
Give me your love
Of course I do!
I like you, I like you, I like you so much, please
I like you, I like you, I like you so much, infinitely
I like you, I like you, I like you so much, I know
I like you, I like you, even if you're a robot
Shubararararararararara
Robo Robo!
With this, you and I are friends
If not, I'll be your boyfriend
A date?
It's like a tea break
No, no
What?
Break up?
Even if we do,
No, no
Everyone knows
Headlock
Our destination is
Love and love and love
Hey! You're not a child forever
Give me a kiss, kiss, kiss
A kiss, kiss, kiss is a negotiation
A kiss, kiss, kiss is alone
A kiss, kiss, kiss can be done by anyone
Hey! You're not a child forever
Give me a kiss, kiss, kiss
A kiss, kiss, kiss is a negotiation
A kiss, kiss, kiss is alone
A kiss, kiss, kiss can be done by anyone
Next up is the 4th challenger, Yaguchi Niigaki Fujimoto-Konno.
Excuse me, I'm going to print this.
What is it?
Oh, it's one person.
Yay!
I don't want to do it.
There's no one to scold.
There is someone here.
The next topic is...
The birth of a cool, invincible new hero.
Everyone, please think of a new hero.
So, Abe, who has been standing here as a stranger, will also participate as a challenger.
I don't know what's going to happen.
This is the first time I've heard this.
It's real.
As expected of Mikity.
It's not like I'm going to do it myself.
Who is going to pull Mikity's dangerous story?
When I was planning this, I did something amazing.
It wasn't broadcast.
It's not like that.
It might be close.
It's not good.
Who is going to be the invincible new hero?
Let's start the roulette.
I'm sorry.
But it's fun to do it in the studio.
Yay!
It might be broadcast.
It was broadcast.
Who is going to pull Mikity's dangerous story?
I like to laugh.
Who is going to pull Mikity's dangerous story?
I didn't think I'd be wearing a mask like this when I'm 21 years old.
Now, the second most popular new hero,
Yaguchi-san is here.
Yaki-Emo-Man is here!
Here comes Sato-Emo-Man!
Alright, let's go!
Ishiyaki Kick!
Yes! I did it!
Alright, this is the last one!
Alright, are you tired?
As long as Yaki-Emo-Man is in this world,
peace is...
safe!
I did it!
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm happy.
I feel like I'm the last of this century.
That's where the sexy beam comes from.
Who will be the invincible new hero?
Roulette start!
MC Nacchi will be the challenger.
Here comes the new hero, Nacchi!
Nacchi will be the challenger.
Red bell pepper!
Boss!
Here comes the new hero, Naganegi!
Take this!
Red bell pepper beam!
That's enough.
This is the final blow!
Meat claw attack!
Attack!
As long as there are red bell pepper saints in this world, evil will not prosper!
What are you talking about?
This world is a mess!
Thank you, Naganegi.
How was it?
I think you said the wrong line.
I don't know what you're talking about.
From this angle, you look like Abe Moroni.
You look like Abe Moroni.
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I couldn't think of anything other than red bell pepper.
Why red bell pepper?
It's supposed to be man.
I couldn't think of anything other than red bell pepper.
I see.
Thank you.
Kamen Rider.
After this, there will be a lot of Kamen Rider.
Hello.
How are you spending your Sunday afternoon?
No matter what anyone says in this program,
Yui is the only one in the world.
So let's start with Yui.
Please.
It's a Yankee term.
What do you mean?
I think it suits you.
Thank you.
I'm not in the best of mood today.
I'm not a Yankee.
What I'm aiming for is a celebrity.
I'm with Kei Yasuda.
You're a rival.
Yes.
Yes, as a celebrity, I'm also a rival.
It's getting cooler.
Recently, I saw a poster saying,
I started to cool down in the store.
I felt a little sentimental.
I'm Asami Konno, a caster.
When do you eat?
Food represents the season.
What do you think of when you think of autumn?
When I think of autumn, I think of pumpkins.
You're always talking about pumpkins.
This week, I'm going to do my best to
be as cool as I can be.
I'm Murata Megumi, a caster.
I'm Murata's family.
Please don't bother us.
Please be careful.
Please put on your gloves.
Please be careful.
If anything happens, it's the show's fault.
What?
If anything happens, it's the show's fault.
That's right.
It's on the screen.
Let's call the reporter.
Yes, Ms. Kyamei.
I'm Kyamei Elizabeth, a reporter who is
proposed by a man she meets.
I'm going to issue an election ticket.
Please follow the order.
Today, I'm going to talk to someone who
has been getting a lot of positive reactions.
Please look forward to it.
I'm going to the news.
Please go ahead.
You're not in a good mood, are you?
Please go ahead.
The debut single of Natsumi Nochigura,
Love Sentai Shichiranger,
will be released on October 6th.
Natsumi Nochigura, Aya Matsumura, and Maki Matsuura
are the three strongest women.
They are very positive supporters of those who have been rejected.
I think you can think of many other things.
So I thought about it.
Maki Matsube.
Matsube is a rare name.
It has an impact.
And Aya Ando.
I think there are a lot of people like that.
People with the same last name.
And Yasuda Maki.
That's what it's called.
Isn't it like Mitsura?
Is that information?
Yes.
You're not just playing around, are you?
No, I'm not.
By the way,
if there are four people in Hello! Project,
it's like this.
Murazawa Elizabeth Asami.
It's amazing.
It's sparkling.
What kind of person is it?
It's a long name.
Let's move on to the next news.
Yes.
Hello! Project 2004 SUMMER
Summer Dome DVD
It will be released on October 6th.
Mr. Tsuruzakami and Mr. Tagawa
It was held at the morning news graduation ceremony.
If you couldn't go to the venue, it's a must-see.
Mr. Murata?
What?
Mr. Murata?
Mr. Murata.
What information do you have about this?
I'm in the middle of a meeting about the next story.
Oh, I see.
Please go ahead.
You don't have any information about this?
No, I don't.
I just saw it.
If you just watch it, you'll know.
Watch it.
Yes.
Here you go.
The DVD of the pentecostal drama,
C. CYBORG Shibata, which is the main story of the melody commemoration,
was released on September 29th.
Yes, it was released.
Thank you very much.
Let me talk to you.
What are you doing?
Of course, I'm doing PR.
Yes.
Let's get started.
It's been a long time since we had good news.
What is it?
What kind of content is this?
Mr. Shibata, a normal student,
was remodeled into a 10-fold body by a professor at a research institute.
Have you seen it?
Yes, it's a comedy that makes people laugh.
I was wondering who this professor was.
He is Mr. Horiken.
I've seen it.
The second work of this time is
with Kon-chan, Rika Ushikawa, and Mai Satoda.
They came back with more power.
I'd like you to watch this one, too.
If you haven't laughed recently,
or if you're looking for a new way to laugh,
I highly recommend it.
What is he doing now?
Oh, excuse me.
Let's call him.
Mr. Kyamei at the scene.
Miki!
What?
Are you angry?
Stop talking nonsense about three youkai
and call me quickly.
Otherwise, we will turn 360 million Kyamei fans around the country.
Let's do it.
Here we go.
Today, next Thursday, October 7th,
I'd like to talk to Risa Niigaki, who will be releasing a photo book.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Hello.
Nice to meet you, too.
I look forward to your fresh reaction.
I'm in good spirits.
Please explain the theme and highlights of the photo book.
The highlight is that I will be 16 years old on October 20th.
I'm Risa Niigaki, 15 years old before that.
I'm Risa Niigaki as usual,
or a little mature Risa Niigaki.
It's a photo book where you can see various Risa Niigaki.
What is mature Risa Niigaki?
What do you think?
Try it.
I'm not like this.
I'm a little mature Risa Niigaki.
Now, let's have a photo battle to commemorate the release of the photo book.
Wait a minute.
Are you going to look back?
Where should I look?
There was a strange bug.
When there was a strange bug, this face was in the photo book.
Do you recommend it?
You can check it by looking at the photo book.
Is it a cover?
It's not a cover.
I think it's on the page inside.
Is the strange bug scary?
What are you talking about?
Right?
Risa Niigaki first.
It's cute.
Strange face.
Next, I'll show you a strange face of a strange bug.
I took it with all my might.
This is my best face.
What was the best one?
The unique Gaki's face.
I'll give you a PR time.
Gaki will win.
Let's go.
3, 2, 1, GO!
It will be released on October 7th.
You can see various Gaki's face.
Please check it out.
It's over.
If you can't stand it, it's over.
What?
I couldn't concentrate at all.
Gaki's voice is getting higher and higher.
I want you to listen to it.
She said, Hey!
Do you have any information?
Gaki's information?
Oh, no.
If you watch it, you'll know Gaki's face.
It's important to watch it.
Oh, no.
Gaki's expression just before touching the bug.
I told you.
It's over.
Please give me a good information next week.
I'll do my best.
Okay.
See you next week.
Good bye.
Who is the best challenger?
I'll announce the winner.
The winner is...
Ms. Iida.
This is the prize for the winner.
It's the same as last time.
This is the prize for the winner.
Oh, no.
The winner is...
Kondo from USA.
The winner is Kondo from USA.
Kondo.
You got the prize with your sister.
Yes, I did.
Say something to your sister.
I got the prize.
I got it.
Please draw a card.
Open.
I did it.
It's the same as last time.
This is the prize for the winner.
I'm glad.
I was a little embarrassed.
Ms. Yaguchi.
Yes.
Did you do it?
I don't think I was supported.
That's hard.
You should have done it next time.
I was a little embarrassed.
I was sweating.
This is the end of the shuffle fight.