AISubs
IEMORI
Hello!
It's hot, isn't it?
Yes, it is!
It's going to be hot tomorrow, too.
Yes, it is!
It looks like it's going to snow at night.
Yes, it is!
That's not true.
I don't like anything.
IEMORI
I'm IEMORI today.
Nice to meet you.
Let's get started.
It's been a while.
It's been a year.
It's been a while.
Let me introduce you to yesterday's Aya Ishiguro.
This is Kei Yasuda.
Kei Yasuda
It's been a while.
Yes, it's been a while.
Huh?
Did you dye your hair?
Yes, I dyed it black.
You did, didn't you?
Yes.
You dyed it black?
I dyed it black.
I see.
Um, this is a souvenir.
This is a DVD.
It's a DVD from a program called Hello, Morning.
I see.
And this is a Morning Musume. poster.
Oh, really?
Yes.
A poster?
It's a poster.
Is everyone on it?
I think everyone is on it.
I see.
Why did you bring it, Kei-chan?
I don't usually make my own posters.
So I brought this Morning Musume poster.
There are a lot of them.
Yes, there are a lot of them now.
There are a lot.
Yes.
Jyoshi Kashimashi Musume.
Yes, it's a new song.
Oh.
On July 22nd.
Kashimashi Monogatari.
Monogatari, Monogatari.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes.
When you say Kashimashi, it sounds like Musume.
But it's in the lyrics, right?
No.
What was it again?
There is no Kashimashi Musume.
There isn't?
I'm sorry.
I see.
Oh, then, Yaguchi.
Yes.
Put this up.
Huh?
We're supposed to have a guest today.
Huh?
Yes, I understand.
You're free, right?
Oh, but...
Will it reach?
Oh, it's okay.
It's okay?
Yes.
July 22nd.
Yes.
It's an interesting song.
The choreography, too.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Oh, then I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's definitely interesting.
It's a message from Ishigura-chan.
You should get married soon.
No, I can't.
I have Yuko Nakazawa at home.
If Yuko Nakazawa doesn't go first,
no one can go to the wedding.
It's a promise.
Oh, really?
Yes.
But what?
You don't have a boyfriend recently?
I don't have a boyfriend.
You don't have time, do you?
Are you free?
Yes.
What?
Do you have time to play?
I have time to play.
Do you have a job recently?
I have a job.
What do you do?
What do I do?
Well, I'm doing a drama.
Are you doing a drama?
Yes.
And I'm doing a program called Harmony.
Harmony?
Yes.
I'm doing it on Sunday afternoon.
What?
Zoukango?
No, Zoukango.
It's behind.
Behind.
Oh, behind.
Yes, behind.
Oh, you're doing it.
Yes.
Oh, you're doing it.
Yes, I'm doing it.
Oh, how is it?
It's interesting.
How is the ratings?
I haven't checked the ratings yet.
How is it?
But you know, it's hard to be a solo artist.
Yes, it is.
It's lonely, though.
Until now, there were a lot of people in the dressing room.
Everyone was excited.
No one was there.
Yoshi won't come out even if I call him.
What?
No way.
He won't come out when he graduates.
Yoshi won't come out even if I call him.
No way.
Yaguchi will call me and say,
Hey, where is that shop?
He'll hang up on me and say,
See you later.
Oh, you're not going to go with him?
No, I'm not.
I'm close to him.
Oh, I see.
He'll hang up on me and say,
See you later.
Oh, it's not an invitation call.
It's lonely.
No.
It's pretty bad.
When he graduates,
it's over?
The relationship?
No, no.
But the other day, I invited Kei-chan.
But she turned down my invitation.
It's so sudden.
I see.
You don't have a boyfriend.
You don't have a friend.
It's lonely.
I see.
Then, who's your friend?
My friend?
It's over.
Thank you very much.
You're late.
A little.
Well, who should I choose as my friend?
My friend?
Then, I'll choose Maki Goto.
The audience's reaction is a little different from before.
I agree.
Even if it's the same graduate school,
the reaction is quite different.
Then, I'll choose Yuko Nakazawa.
Why did you pull it all at once?
Then, I'll put it in the commercial for a moment.
Hello! Moniac Academy.
Today's instructor is Tetsuya Takeda.
Nice to meet you.
This is Maito-chan.
Your voice is so small.
Nice to meet you.
It's different, isn't it?
Your hair is not long at all.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Koji Tomita, who is familiar with impersonations.
Nice to meet you.
I'm looking forward to it.
Yes.
What kind of genius impersonator will be born?
Everyone imitates quite a bit in this program.
Right?
I often watch it.
I think I can do it.
Really?
I can see it from the professional's eyes.
This time, I will teach Koji-san the basics of impersonation.
I want everyone to study and increase the number of impersonations in the program.
Yes!
By the way, how many kinds of impersonations do you have?
I have never counted.
About 80 to 100.
Wow!
That's amazing!
Do you know all 80 kinds of impersonations?
Yes.
However, the entrance is narrow.
The difference between those who can enjoy it and those who can't is intense.
That's right.
Takagi Ishibashi.
Yasuda, what are you doing?
Yasuda!
It's like Abe-chan suddenly took a day off.
Abe-chan took a day off today.
I'm sorry, Abe-chan.
What is it?
He suddenly came today and changed to Yasuda.
Thank you very much.
Now, I have prepared a part of the teacher's impersonation repertory.
Yes.
Wow!
That's amazing!
The person below can't do it.
That's amazing.
That's amazing!
Excuse me.
What kind of impersonation is Itsuki's impersonation?
This is definitely an impersonation of a face.
Ah!
Can you do it?
I can do it.
Then, I'll do it.
That's good.
Is it good?
Yes.
That's amazing.
When there are amateurs who imitate Itsuki Hiroshi,
they close their eyes from above.
It's like this.
Do you understand?
They close their upper eyelids.
But now, they're raising them from here.
Like this.
That's amazing!
Yoshida-san was able to do it.
That's amazing!
Impersonation Basic Edition
Challenging Ken Shimura
First, from Ota-kun.
Ah!
It's me, Ken Shimura.
Like this.
Put in a voice like this.
Ah!
Yes, don't talk separately.
Don't talk separately.
Leader Kaori Iida's challenge.
I'll do it.
Ah!
It's me, Shimura.
She's becoming Naoko Obaachan.
Then, you can be Naoko Obaachan.
For example, try doing this.
If you think it's similar to something else,
you can do that.
I see.
Next is Fujimoto Niki's challenge.
It's difficult.
It's me, Shimura.
That's good.
Is it good?
It's good.
Really?
You used a technique just now.
I used a technique.
It's not just a high voice.
You have to turn it around.
Ah!
It's me, Shimura.
Ah!
Like that.
Based on the points,
it's a challenge with a mask.
Ah!
It's scary.
Everyone, let's do Tanaka Reiya's challenge.
Ah!
It's me, Shimura.
You don't seem motivated.
Next is Beat Takeshi's impersonation.
First, from Otaun.
Okay.
So,
what should I do?
Unbelievable.
Like that.
Unbelievable.
So,
Ishikawa's challenge.
The move of his neck is the key.
Here I go.
Unbelievable.
You're still doing it.
That was close.
Unbelievable.
Kanata did it.
Will he do well this time?
Stupid Duncan.
Stupid Duncan?
Stupid Duncan.
I don't want to do everything.
That's not true.
Let's try a maniac joke that the teacher is good at.
After you said, yes, it's okay,
Ruu Oshiba-san.
It's not in the middle of the show.
What are you talking about? It's not a joke.
Let's do it together.
Yes, it's okay.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. Was that good?
Thank you.
Was it good?
I was worried about that.
I took it last year too.
Amazing!
What's the trick?
The trick is that she's weak-willed.
She was born at 35.
35 years old?
So she's anxious.
I'm a little anxious.
Let's show that anxiety.
Can Hitomi Yoshizawa express it well?
Please say, let's do it together.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
Was it good?
Really?
I found it.
That was really Mizuki Arisa's voice.
Really?
What is Mizuki Arisa?
Senpai.
It's similar.
Really?
I'm sorry.
Can you play the music?
Senpai.
It's similar.
Amazing.
Let's go to the next one.
What is it?
Anxious person in the future.
You can do it.
Yaguchi.
Anxious person in the future.
I'll do it.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
Was it good?
I found it.
Really?
Mizuki Arisa, you look like Erika Yamakawa.
That's Erika Yamakawa's attitude.
Thank you.
It's similar.
Thank you.
Yaguchi sometimes mimics Sekine.
He mimics Sekine.
It's similar.
Yaguchi mimics Sekine.
It's similar.
Really?
It's similar.
Amazing.
This is what happens when the teacher mimics him.
It's similar.
That was good.
His face is similar.
Please mimic Sekine.
I can mimic Sekine.
I want to mimic Okawa.
Is it okay?
This is what happens when Okawa mimics Sekine.
It's similar.
She said it's similar.
Why did you say it's similar?
It's difficult.
How was it?
Why don't you try it?
It's fun.
How was it?
Aren't you Tobeko?
It's been a while.
Hello.
Is this your job?
It's not fixed.
But I do this a lot in summer.
Really?
I'm glad you work here.
We can spend a summer here.
I'm glad.
Then...
Excuse me.
Why don't you try it?
I'm on duty.
You can do it once.
I'll get hit if I do it.
Really?
It hurts.
You're a police officer.
You're going to kill us.
Don't say that.
If you don't do it, I won't get paid.
If I don't get paid...
I'll do it.
Really?
Thank you.
You're a guest.
Welcome.
It's 100 yen.
Wait a minute.
It's 100 yen.
I can live with this for a month.
I can save money.
Here you are.
Thank you.
I haven't got it yet.
Give it to me.
Okay.
This is the biggest one.
It's small.
I can't save money.
You have to do it.
What are you talking about?
It's a fraud.
Don't say that.
It's a fraud.
I'll do it.
A police officer is on duty.
It's not good.
Good job.
It's not good.
You didn't lose money.
You made money.
But...
Don't talk.
Just follow me.
Give me 100 yen.
No.
I'll give it to that police officer.
Tomeko?
Please, do something more serious!
Something more serious, huh?
Maybe Tomeko is right.
Oh, it's a goldfish rescue!
Let's do it!
Yeah, let's do it!
Uncle, I want to do it, how much is it?
One time, 100 yen.
Oh, okay.
100 yen, 100 yen.
Okay!
Oh, me too.
Okay, here you go.
I'm pretty good at this.
I'm not going to lose either.
Then, I'll get this goldfish.
Then, I'll get...
Huh?
She's aiming for Tomokazu and Momoe.
Uncle, are you naming the goldfish?
Of course.
Because I raised them one by one.
Okay.
Momoe!
Watch out!
Momoe, Momoe!
Run!
Uncle, don't get in my way.
Uncle, you're a goldfish rescuer, right?
Of course, I'm a goldfish rescuer.
Then, don't get in my way.
Let me do it comfortably.
Goldfish rescuer is goldfish rescuer, but I'm a goldfish rescuer.
What?
Is that so?
I don't know.
Let's go.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Tomkazu, that was close!
People of worshiping!
Do you remember me?
I'm a quite rich...
I'm a rich lady of white, white dress and beautiful white legs!
I am a wealthy rich fiancee of a wealthiest man!
Very cute! Very cute!
I'm Tsubomi Shirayuri.
Shut up!
What did you say?
You're a commoner, and you're being loud to me?
I'm not just loud!
Your make-up is disgraceful!
What did you say?
My make-up costs 1,000,000 yen?
You call that disgraceful?
No matter how much money I spend,
or how much my head blooms,
what's disgraceful is disgraceful!
Give it to me right now!
I'm a commoner.
Why do I have to be ordered by you?
Don't talk back to me!
Shut up!
What are you doing to my mother?
Shut up!
What's wrong with you?
What's with that make-up?
Give it to me right now!
I'll do anything until you give it to me!
Stop it!
Stop what?
Stop her make-up!
That's against the law!
What kind of make-up do people have?
That's their freedom, right?
You can't take people's freedom by force.
Tomeko,
you're being nice.
You understand, right?
I'm sorry.
Apologizing to me
isn't the right thing to do?
That's right.
Now, kneel down and apologize.
I can't kneel down.
I'm sorry.
Tomeko.
That's right.
Please forgive her.
Then,
I'll forgive her
for your sake.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Mother!
I'm sorry.
I didn't notice.
Mother!
What should I do?
You did well.
Mother!
Did I do something bad?
You did well.
Mother!
Mother, are you okay?
You can do
a simple impersonation right after this.
Next is the application.
This is
an impersonation.
It's a situation
where you have to
do an impersonation.
The members will choose
a topic from here
and do an impersonation.
According to Koji-sensei,
only 5 people will pass
and there will be a reward.
This product is amazing.
Can I open it?
Doesn't it smell?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Ta-da! It's hot.
What is it?
You were holding it here and waiting.
Is it hot?
Why?
Ta-da!
It's Ishiyaki Bibimbap.
This is the reward.
It's Ishiyaki Tako Rice.
I'll try it.
It's juicy.
It's amazing.
It looks delicious.
How does it taste?
Tokai-san.
It's...
It's a good job.
I see.
The first challenger
is the one who gets confused
when she hears the word, Ishiyaki.
It's funny, isn't it?
Well, let's move on.
Next is Miki Fujimoto.
She's an old lady who suddenly becomes cheerful when she answers the phone.
Oh, I like this kind of thing.
Oh, Takeshi?
Do you have homework?
You always go out to play.
Hey, answer the phone.
Yes, hello.
I'm Fujimoto.
I'm sorry to bother you.
I'm Miki Fujimoto.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm always in your care.
Oh, yes.
Oh, is that your house?
Wrong!
It's long!
I don't want you to be in that house.
Next is Tsuji.
Who is Tsuji?
The correct answer is...
It's correct!
You passed!
Really? Really?
You can't really do that face.
Can I?
He said it's fine.
Can I eat it?
I'll eat it.
Look at this.
This looks so good.
After you eat it, do a blood test.
What?
I'll eat it.
It's good!
You can do it like that.
Next,
When you close the door to get on the train.
Wait!
It's closed.
It was a normal face, right?
It's sad.
It was a really sad face.
Next,
When you get irritated because the needle doesn't go through the thread.
It's so funny.
It was really funny.
Next,
When you fight with a lion.
What's the point?
It was similar.
It was funny, right?
Next,
When you hit your little toe.
It was fast.
It hurts more.
Can you do it?
It hurts.
Next,
When you take a shower.
It's dangerous.
If you move in the bathroom, you'll fall.
I used soap.
Next,
When you report a typhoon.
It's a typhoon.
Wait a minute.
It's 4 meters high.
This is a high level.
Next is Tanaka.
A person who wakes up on the train.
I'm worried.
Teacher, there's only one left.
This is good too.
That was really good.
I have experience.
Next is a foreigner shopping for a phone with Yoshida Hitomi.
Today's topic is the most popular exercise stick.
It doesn't look like it, does it?
Teacher, was that too fast?
That was totally like Mizuki Arisa.
Why?
I don't want to see Mizuki-san doing that.
Next is a person who hit his lover at the corner of the class.
Teacher, you're laughing, but what was that?
I just said, it stinks.
What do you mean by that?
What was that?
Next is a person who can't stop shaking.
If you hold your breath, you can stop it.
I think I can stop it.
I can't stop it.
No way.
That was funny.
Isn't the last one more difficult?
Yes, it is.
There's only one left.
Next is a person who hit his lover at the corner of the class.
It hurts.
You did it, Ishikawa.
I was really scared.
So that wasn't acting.
That's why she's good.
That's it.
Please come out.
Wait a minute.
I didn't do it properly.
You didn't listen to me until the end.
I thought about it a lot.
Next is Mizuki-san.
Senpai.
It hurts.
I think this is the most difficult.
The tofu made by W.
What does it taste like?
It's tofu.
Tofu
W and Mizuki came to a tofu shop to save the lives of people.
Will they be able to convey the taste of Japan to children during the summer vacation?
Tofu
Is that soy milk?
Soy milk.
It's a rich soy milk.
Let's eat.
I think it's good for your health.
It's good for your health, but...
Here's how to make homemade tofu.
First, put the soybeans soaked overnight in water in a blender.
Put it in a pot and boil it well until it boils.
If you squeeze the boiled water, the soy milk is ready.
I'll do it.
It's hard.
It's not hard yet.
Should I do it again?
Then turn it over.
The way you turn it is different.
Put it in.
Can I put it in?
All right.
Put it all in.
I don't think I can do it.
You can do it.
I often do it in the bath.
I'll do it.
Don't stir it.
I can't do it?
Do it like this.
Do you know you want to stir it?
I want to stir it.
Heat the soy milk to about 70 degrees.
Add granulated sugar and stir it slowly.
Leave it for about 15 minutes.
The delicious tofu is ready.
How is the tofu?
I'll open it.
How is it?
It's tofu.
That's great.
Can you do it together?
That's great.
Look at this.
I'll do it.
That's how you do it.
Turn it over.
That's great.
It looks delicious.
That's great.
Let's eat this.
I'll eat it.
It's tofu.
It's soft.
It's delicious.
Did you make it?
That's great.
It's freshly made.
I ate it for the first time.
I'll eat it.
Two.
You're getting better at it.
One.
I'll do it properly.
Two.
That's too much.
Two.
Turn it over.
What should I do?
You have to wait for a while.
I'll wait for a while.
You don't have to wait for a while.
Please relax.
I'll put it on the table.
One, two.
I'm sorry.
I'll put it on the table.
It's coming.
Can I take this off?
Please take it off.
It's hard.
Did I get it right?
Yes, you're right.
It's done!
This is the Momen.
Let's taste it!
It's good!
WU Tofu is a big success!
You guys!
You can't be satisfied with just making tofu!
You have to let the kids taste it!
We have no choice but to wait here.
Let's go where the kids are!
Let's go!
It's a super machine that can carry tofu.
It's cool, right?
Thank you so much!
Let's go!
Do you need anyone?
Hello!
Would you like to try the tofu that WU made?
Who wants to try it?
Me!
There are a lot of stars on it.
It makes you feel better when you eat it.
It's good for your skin.
Is it good?
It's good!
The children's voices of joy give WU a new power.
The tofu that WU made saved the kids' meals.
Please give us tofu!
Let's go back to the base!
Let's go!
Bye!
Where are we going?
We're going back to the base!
The food culture is getting more and more diverse.
WU will continue to deliver the traditional Japanese taste.
It's time for Hello! Project.
The stronger you are, the weaker you are.
Please notice me!
I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
Speaking of summer vacation, I ate three ice creams in the park.
I went home and ate cold Chinese food.
I ate shaved ice at night.
My hobby is dieting.
I'm Asami Kono, a caster.
I'm the commentator for this program.
I'll keep you updated.
Don't miss it!
I'm Megumi, a commentator.
I was surprised.
Are you okay?
It's been a while since the last episode.
She's on the set. Let's call her.
Reporter Kyamei!
Kyamei!
I'm sorry.
I'm reporter Elisabeth Kyamei.
What's up?
I just had a meeting with today's guest.
Now?
Yes.
She's alone now, isn't she?
Well...
No.
You can talk to her even when you're apart.
I see.
That's enough.
What?
I was in a meeting.
Is she okay?
She looks like that on TV.
She reminds me of something.
It's like a light touch.
She'll come out.
Be careful.
Are you okay?
Don't call her.
Be careful.
Let's move on to the news.
On this Wednesday, July 28th,
Morning Musume.'s graduation DVD will be released.
It's an emotional DVD with a lot of precious images.
At the last concert, Yuko Nakazawa and I were laughing at the audience.
It's the blood of Kansai.
We laughed a lot.
I told you to give us good information.
I wasn't laughing.
You weren't.
I was dancing in front of you.
That's it.
Let's move on to the next news.
On this Wednesday, July 28th,
Morning Musume.'s 6th and 7th DVDs will be released.
That's fast.
It's already the 6th and 7th.
It's interesting.
From last October to April,
a lot of works have been released.
Detective Aoshima has been assigned to the police station.
That's amazing.
That can't be true.
I'm sorry.
Detective Ryotsu has been assigned to the police station.
Who?
Ryo-san.
Don't you know him?
Is he the main character?
That's right.
That's annoying.
If he comes, I'll be in trouble.
I'm sorry.
I wasn't paying attention.
Miniskirt Police will be assigned to the same station.
Don't wear it.
I can't wear it.
I can't lose.
I can't raise my skirt.
It's going to be luxurious.
What did you say?
If Miniskirt Police doesn't come, it won't be luxurious.
We're doing our best.
I didn't say that.
Let's move on.
Hello! Project, DOSAL Team, Gattus, V-LENX, HP, Official Guidebook.
Salves will be released this Friday.
Documentary and photo book.
You can see precious photos and interviews.
This was decided at the 2006 World Cup.
That's amazing.
Here it is.
Is it cute?
I can't kick it.
It will be taken away.
Are you okay?
Mr. Kyamei.
I'm tired.
Mr. Kyamei.
Please give us a report.
I'm Kyamei.
I'm in your world.
I'm sorry.
Ms. Kaori Iida.
This guest will release her second solo single this Wednesday.
Ms. Kaori Iida.
Hello, I'm Kaori Iida.
I will release my second single on the 28th of this week.
Please tell us about this song.
It's an adult song.
It's a sad and frustrating adult love song.
It's cool.
This is the 18th competition.
Gudetama competition.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes.
You haven't done this before, have you?
Is there such a series?
This is it.
Ready, go!
I don't have any strength.
Let's put it here this time.
I'll give you 10 seconds of PR time.
Are you ready?
Yes.
3, 2, 1, go!
On July 28th, Iida Kaori will...
Time's up!
This is a corner where we promote the guests, isn't it?
That's right.
What do we do with the guests?
Is that all?
It was fun.
Murata, do you have any information about Iida Kaori?
This is a sister song.
It's a famous song that you can't listen to without tears.
I'm waiting for a phone call to celebrate Melon.
Why is it a sister song?
There was a bell ringing on the other side of the door.
It's a phone call.
It's a sister, isn't it?
That was a nice song, too.
Thank you.
It's more interesting to compare it to you three years ago.
Bye-bye.
How did you like the impersonations?
Actually, everyone's impersonations were interesting.
It was really good.
When we have a party or something like that...
At a party?
At a party.
I'd like you to see it.
How was it for everyone?
I was happy to discover something unexpected.
Kaori said she wanted the teacher to discover something.
I wish I had raised my hand.
Kaori is similar to Shizuka.
Can I do it a little?
I want to do it.
May I?
Good evening. I'm Shizuka Kudo.
I just thought of it.
Isn't it like Izumi Inamori?
She talks slowly like this.
Like a drama.
Can I try it?
I'm scared.
I'm sure you can do it.
Please watch it again.
I don't think you remember it because it's old.
Koji, I learned a lot today.
Thank you very much.
The phone bell rang, and I knew for some reason that it was you
I want to go back to the other side of the door, and I think I'll laugh
Only the flow of time will embrace this love
I'm tired of crying, I'm tired of crying, and I've arrived at the place
Don't hold me so whimsically
Since it's the last time, don't leave me alone
I muttered that last night
But you turned your back
Even if it's light, look, that's all
When I turn around, an empty heart
The wind passes by
Give up, give up, the door is finally closed
Stop chasing me with mischief
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