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Everyone in front of the TV! It's summer!
Everyone, since we're here, let's make sure you all look great in yukatas!
Please do a cute pose.
Let's start with Kaorin.
Go ahead!
Nice.
Good.
Ah, nice.
That's cute.
That's good.
No, that's not it.
That's cute.
That's good.
That's cute.
Smile, Reina.
That's cute.
What's that?
It's like...
I saw Keme-chan behind Kamei-chan.
I saw her!
Today's haremo is Natsumatsusakari's Noryo Oogiri Special!
Natsumatsusakari's Noryo Oogiri Special
This time, we've prepared a special prize based on the number of uchiwa we've won!
Since we're going to experience a summer festival- style street stall,
we've got 2 goldfish sukiyaki,
3 fluffy cotton candy,
4 chilled shaved ice,
and if there are 5 of them,
we'll be able to eat Tsuji-chan's favorite, yakisoba!
And this time, we've prepared a special guest!
Please come in!
Huh?
She came from over here.
So, this is Warawan Hime,
Gotou Maki-san!
Tango-chan,
your yukata looks good on you.
It's cool, isn't it?
Oh, it's Suzuki.
Suzuki?
It's Suzuki from Suzuki.
It's cool, isn't it?
The laughing god has come down already.
The laughing god will choose the most interesting topic for each topic.
By the way, there are 5 normal uchiwa worth at the street stall.
Let's all say the title together!
1, 2, 3!
Haramonin!
So, today's Haramonin is a yukata-wearing special once a year!
Depending on the results, the members will receive a reward and enjoy the summer festival!
Haramonin's 3-letter work!
So,
The theme of this time is the main character of the summer festival.
Ta-da!
Yatai!
These three characters.
Let's look at the example of Gochan.
Gochan, please.
OK, here we go.
Yaho! How about Taiyaki?
As expected of the people of laughter!
As expected!
It's deep.
It's not deep, it's OK.
All right, let's do our best!
Gochan is already a god.
Now, let's go.
Let's go from the people who have been waiting.
Then Kaori, it was fast.
I will go with Gochan's Taiyaki story.
Cheap Taiyaki.
It's a pinch, there is no red bean paste.
I don't like that.
But it's delicious.
Now, Reina.
Yes, here we go.
Yaguchan's height is only 1 meter.
No, it's not.
No, no, no.
I'm 145 cm tall.
1 meter.
Konkon.
Yaguchan, Yaguchan, Yaguchan.
Yes, yes.
I'm 1 meter tall.
Good!
You're good, so 1 meter.
It's amazing.
The people are impressed.
Konkon.
Good, good, good.
Yes!
Now, Riko.
Gochan should laugh at this, right?
Good.
It's cute if you do it.
It's your type, Ishikawa-san.
Then, next.
Let's go on.
Ishikawa-san, let's go.
It's strange.
Is it Mako-chan?
Mako-chan.
Here we go.
Yes, yes.
Who did you call?
Oh, it's me.
Good, good.
Good, good, good.
It was just a part of the content.
Well, that's how it is.
But it was a part of it.
Well, it's okay, right?
One for Mako-chan.
Yes!
Otsu-chan, let's go.
Oh, no.
If I don't stand up, my stomach hurts.
The yukata, right?
It hurts.
The yukata hurts.
I want it, so I'll give you one.
I'll give you one.
Oh, Reina, you're going again.
This is something I've always wanted to tell you.
Here we go.
Here you go.
I added a dot.
Here we go.
I can finally say it.
Take good care of your hair accessory.
When will you give it back, partner?
Oh?
Oh, partner?
Partner?
Oh, you're going with that?
You're going to answer with that?
I can finally say it.
I think...
It's at home.
Partner!
You have to give it back!
You wanted to say it, right?
I think it's at home.
Reina, since when?
Probably...
Last year.
Last year?
When was it last year?
I'm sorry.
It's been a while.
It's been about two years.
You can't give it back.
But Ai-chan gave me back the manga.
I gave it back.
I'm sorry.
You can't give it back.
Can you do it in the dressing room?
Please give one to Reina.
She looks pitiful.
Let's start with Yossi.
Here I go.
Yankee Tanaka looks good.
That's good.
That's a good strike.
One for Yossi too.
Let's keep going.
Here I go.
Ai-chan, I'm sorry.
Takahashi Ai is a country girl.
That was a good one.
Here I go.
Yaguchi-san.
Takahashi Ai is always said to be different.
She is different.
Let's keep going.
Kami-chan.
That's not good.
I think I'm not as good as Ishikawa-san.
Give one to her.
It's a present from Rika-chan.
I don't have it.
Rika-chan will give it to you later.
No.
There are more specials to come.
Next.
Kaori.
Here I go.
Put this on the dot.
Yasuda Kei.
That was a bit too much.
Say it like that.
I want to lose weight.
That's good.
Two for Ai too.
I want to lose weight.
Shige-san.
Here I go.
I sometimes get jealous.
But I'm a hard worker.
That's about you.
Cute.
How was that?
That was cute.
What should I do?
Shige-san.
I don't have it.
But if you give it too much, you'll regret it.
Give it to me.
What?
Give it to me.
I'll give it to you.
That's cute.
That's not good for education.
That's cute.
That's not good for education.
Give it to me.
Give it to me too.
Rika-chan.
Shige-san.
Here I go.
I don't want to.
I want to be with Ishikawa-san.
That's cute.
I'll give one to Shige-san.
Rika-chan.
Rika-chan, here you go.
Stop it.
I was taking good care of you.
You're making me feel bad.
Yes.
Rika-chan, you're making me feel bad.
Miki-chan, here you go.
I don't know what to do.
Here I go.
That's not good.
Give it to me, Ishikawa Rika.
Here it is.
Can I have one?
Rika-chan, you're being mischievous.
Give her one.
This is the last one.
The last one, Mako-chan.
Here I go.
I prefer a strong and manly Hitomi-san over a girlish Hitomi-san.
That's not good.
Hitomi-san.
Here I go.
I want you to stop.
I've had enough.
It's fine.
Bye-bye.
Why?
It's cool.
It's a good-bye story.
You two are dating, right?
Are you dating?
That's what you're saying.
It's a peaceful mood.
That's all for this segment.
It's time for the long-awaited Gocchan Uchiwa.
I like that.
Ogawa-chan's...
Mako-chan has won the Gocchan Uchiwa.
Congratulations.
I'm happy.
That's amazing.
The next topic is...
Engra Hokkaichainan.
It's almost summer break.
When you think of summer break,
don't you have a plan for the day in elementary school?
I did.
You're the type to save homework.
You're all lazy.
Using this graph,
I'd like to express various things.
Let's look at Gocchan's example.
This is...
Here I go.
This is Warawan Hime's daily life.
Ta-da.
This is surreal.
It's called Mu.
What time do you go to bed?
It's before noon, so it's around here.
Oh, it's Mu.
It's really Mu.
It's Mu time for Kami.
It's done.
Please announce the title.
My current feeling.
Here you go.
Ta-da.
What is it?
That's nice.
Yakisoba, shaved ice, and cotton candy.
Yakisoba is what you want to eat the most.
Yes, I want to eat it.
I see.
This is delicious.
One piece.
Thank you.
Come closer to the yakisoba.
Now, Miki.
This is my daily life.
It's good for your body.
It's good. It's unique.
I like it.
I'll give you two.
It's meat and vegetables.
Kaori gave it to you.
This is my daily life.
Sleeping, breakfast, lunch, dinner.
She ate a lot.
It's amazing.
It's not bad.
It's good.
Kaori got one.
Next is Chii-chan.
Sleeping in Konkon.
From Konkon's night to morning.
Sleeping, opening my mouth, opening my eyes.
Can you hear me?
Waking up, snoring.
I wake up subtly.
It's good.
This is Konkon's sleeping face.
I sometimes wonder if she's really awake.
I see.
One for Chii-chan.
I-bon.
It's too bad.
Senpai, it's good that there are no bad people in this town.
There are many strange people, but no bad people.
That's right.
What is this?
I'm sorry to say this, but did you move from there?
Senpai, let's arrest her.
I didn't do anything.
Senpai, it's a plastic bag.
Are you going to kill me?
Let's arrest her.
It's a plastic bag.
It's a good bag.
What is it?
It's like Moenaiko.
It's a good bag.
Are you going to take it home?
I don't want to.
It's amazing.
There are no bad people in this town.
That's right.
I'm still 18 years old.
Listen to me.
I'm still...
Listen to me.
I'm still 18 years old.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Hello.
Where are you going?
I'm going to the school in the district.
I'm going to give lessons.
I'm going to the school in the district.
Take me there.
Okay.
Did you get it?
I'm sorry.
We understand.
Let's go to the school.
Don't be so flustered.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
She's back to her usual self.
She's a reliable lady.
That's right.
Let's continue our patrol.
Don't be so flustered. Follow me.
Hey, what are you saying?
Stop it!
Miki-chan!
I'll protect you!
Let's hide.
Miki-chan!
I will never allow you to marry such a man!
Hurry up and come home!
Miki-chan!
Where did she go?
Miki-chan!
What should we do, Miki-chan?
Let's run away somewhere far away.
I want to do that too, but we need money to go far away.
I don't have any.
I don't have any either.
What should we do?
Okay, I'll bring money from home.
Wait here.
Okay.
I'll be back.
Miki-chan!
I don't have any money either.
I'll be back.
Okay, I'll be back.
I'll be waiting.
Miki-chan!
I don't have any!
Don't fall over!
I'll go now.
Okay.
Captain!
I'm so sorry!
You!
I've told you so many times!
It's painful!
Hurry up and bring it!
You hate me?
I love you.
I'll wait for you.
Come back soon.
Okay.
Anyway,
we need money to live together.
I have to do something.
Master!
Thank you for your help.
Don't waste it because you have a part-time job.
Yes, I know.
I'll ask you again.
Okay.
Wow!
30,000 yen!
Rika-chan!
Miki-chan!
We are best friends.
Best friends.
Best friends help each other when they are in trouble.
Let me borrow money.
You are so good!
We are best friends.
Best friends.
Best friends help each other when they are in trouble.
Let me borrow money.
Rika-chan!
Someone's calling me!
I have to go!
I'm not her best friend.
Miki-san!
Help me!
Let me go!
No, I won't let you go.
Somebody help me!
Help me!
It's that girl again!
Hey, hey!
What's wrong with you?
She's only 16, but she wants to get married!
It's fine. I like her.
That's not nice!
If you get married at such a young age,
you'll fall in love again!
If you get married at such a young age,
you'll never be happy, Miki-san.
I'll be happy.
What are you saying?
If you keep going like this,
you'll end up with a life with little value.
You can't have a life with little value!
What?
It's fine!
Why?
Because, today,
you played a different role.
I see!
Then I can play a different role
as much as I want!
It's fine!
She's here!
Hello.
I'm Sachi Yusei.
Oh, um...
What's wrong?
I was late and got separated.
You called me just now, didn't you?
I didn't! I didn't!
Please go home!
Why don't you go home?
Well, it's like this.
What is it?
I can't go home alone because my sister is not here.
Ah! What should I do?
Why don't you leave it alone?
Oh, is that so?
That's right.
Hold the leek properly.
Oh, I see.
See you later.
Thank you very much.
Please go home.
See you later.
It's all right.
After this, it was a big deal.
Kago's face was finally...
Yoshi!
Yes.
What's your name?
Aibon.
Wait!
That's too bad!
Cute!
It's similar.
Why did you show your face?
It's similar.
Cute!
And Gaki!
Well, Iida's...
Well, what should I do?
What I think about in my daily life.
I think about it on the radio,
update it,
and announce it on the radio.
You update it in the meantime.
Let's give her a point.
Yay! Thank you very much.
Aibon!
What does Yoshidawa have?
What?
Shigorei, 93%
Makoto, 7%.
I got it!
Wow!
Wait!
Makocchan!
Riki!
Morning Musume.
Yes.
Boke, Tsukkomi.
Boke?
Who do you think Tsukkomi is?
I think it's Miki and Yaguchi.
Right, right.
2 out of 14.
Right.
I see.
Good job!
Yay!
Next!
Non's dream.
Dream.
Big ice cream.
It's stupid.
It's cute, but stupid.
That's enough!
Enough!
Next, Yoshi!
The ceremony begins.
Good job!
Yoshi is cute, isn't he?
He is.
Yoshi is good.
I'll give him a point.
Alright.
Who was the most interesting topic?
That was interesting.
Shigorei and Makocchan with 7%.
That's it!
Konkon!
Got a point!
Yay!
By the way,
Makocchan is the one who's funny.
That's true.
The next topic is...
Come up to the stage and say a word!
Here we have a stand and a button to make a sound.
You have to choose a person to come up to the stand and make a sound.
There are two types of sounds.
The first one is...
fanfare.
The second one is...
this sound.
Who came up with this sound?
Kaorin!
Kaorin, go ahead.
Who should I use?
Me?
Yes, go ahead.
It's a station announcement.
Young lady! Young lady!
It's free for children!
Yay!
Really?
I can't stop laughing.
She's good.
Please show us a picture.
Like this.
That was a good example.
Konkon!
Who would you like to show?
Ishikawa-san.
Riko-chan, go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm scared.
It's a baggage check at the airport.
Yes.
It's a metal check.
Yes, go ahead.
Here I go.
What?
Your chin is caught in a metal detector.
It's in your face.
It's in your face, Riko-chan.
It's in my face.
Konkon's way of saying it was funny.
Riko-chan.
It's in your face.
Your mom is going to cry.
I feel sorry for her, so I'll take a picture of her.
I'll take it.
Next, Mako-chan.
Yes.
Iida-san.
Kaori.
Kaori's turn.
What's the setting?
It's a tunnel.
Tunnel.
Go ahead.
If you're taller than 2 meters, you're an idol in this tunnel.
Mako-chan.
Tunnel.
If you're taller than 2 meters, you can't go through this tunnel.
Mako-chan is a patient, so I'll take two pictures.
Please be nervous when I say it.
What's the setting, Riko-chan?
I have one.
Show your true self.
I'll go first.
You're going to do it.
Yes.
Riko-chan is lonely.
What's the setting?
It's a super unit contest.
It's Ekomani.
Move your legs.
I think she's cute.
She's cute.
Ekomani.
I think she's good.
Yes, Reina.
Fujimoto-san.
Don't say you're scared.
I was scared when I saw the fan art.
It's a metal detector at the airport.
Go ahead.
You didn't bring a knife.
I'm sorry.
I thought it was dangerous.
You're becoming a different character.
You're becoming a scary character.
Come on.
Ai-bon, go ahead.
Miki-chan again.
Don't be depressed.
It's a game.
Go ahead.
Isn't that hair cute?
It's cute.
I don't usually do this kind of hair.
It's cute, isn't it?
Please give the mickey to AIBON.
I feel good.
I give the mickey to AIBON.
KONKON
AIBON and Shige-san.
The atmosphere today.
I give the mickey to the restaurant.
I'm sorry to keep you waiting.
This is a fluffy omelet with tomato sauce and asparagus.
That's it.
What?
What is this?
These two were turned into food.
That's what it is, right?
Because the house was green.
It was very egg-like today.
I see.
Please give one to Konko.
Konko, open it.
It's Yoshi.
Makoto.
Yay!
Makoto.
I'm so happy.
It's a game center.
Game center.
One, two, three.
15% compatibility.
Yay!
15%!
Makoto,
I feel sorry for you,
but Yoshi was funny,
so please give
Makoto's god-like house to Yoshi.
Yay!
It's a god-like house.
I feel sorry for him.
Kaori.
Aibo, come here.
I know what it is.
It's a cake Viking.
Go ahead.
Congratulations.
You are the first person
who ate this cake.
It's cute, isn't it?
I think I can eat it.
You made a noise
and said,
how much do you weigh?
I was surprised.
It's not a big deal.
I was so excited.
Kaori got one.
That's all.
Let's move on.
Let's give it to Ekomori.
Yay!
Congratulations.
Do you want to do it again?
If we do it again,
it will be gone.
It's okay.
Congratulations.
That's all.
Did you get a lot of
cakes?
The final number of
cakes is here.
Unfortunately,
the four people who get less than one
will be discounted.
You can get a reward
if you get more than one cake.
It's so good.
Nozomi.
Yes?
Why don't we exchange these fries?
Sure.
Can I break it?
Sure.
Can I break it, too?
Sure.
Wow.
Is it okay to break it that much?
I got it.
What's wrong?
I got it.
Hi.
Nozomi and Aita.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Let's get started with today's mission.
Children's eating habits are in a critical situation.
So, I want you to re-recognize the old-fashioned taste in Japan.
I wish you success.
Oh, it's falling.
It's working.
Oh, no.
One more.
We can't eat only junk food.
Aita, let's go.
Yes.
Let's go.
Nozomi, what are you doing?
Let's go.
What's that?
In order to protect the beloved earth and save the future of children, two warriors stand up.
Earth Warriors W
What is the taste of old Nagara?
I wonder what it is.
Oh, it's coming.
There is a suspicious shop here.
It's true.
Excuse me.
Hello.
What kind of shop is this?
It is a pottery shop.
Wow, I found something old Nagara.
Do you make it alone?
No, I make it with my family.
Oh, you make it with your family.
Can I investigate it?
Yes, you can.
Can I?
Thank you.
Please come in.
Thank you.
So, what they came up with was
to make old Nagara's food, tofu,
and ask children to eat it.
Excuse me,
I want you to teach children the taste of old Nagara's tofu.
All right.
Can you do it?
Yes, I can.
I think it's not easy.
It's not easy?
I think so.
I'm not good at it.
Please teach them.
I'll do my best.
Thank you.
It looks heavy.
It's bean.
Soybean?
Oh, I can put it in.
Wow, it's amazing.
It's amazing.
It doesn't look like food.
What should I say?
It looks like bean sprouts.
It looks like chocolate.
This will be bean sprouts.
Oh, really?
Is it bean sprouts?
It looks like bean sprouts.
Sometimes it has bean sprouts.
Is bean sprouts soybean?
Yes, it is.
Really?
Is it bean sprouts?
It's my first time.
Wow.
It's tofu.
It's white.
It's amazing.
This is it.
How long do you work every morning?
About four and a half hours.
Four and a half hours?
How much tofu do you eat?
I should eat it every day.
It's not every day.
And tofu is good for your health.
It's done.
I'm going to put a lot of water in it.
We were going to eat it in the same way.
I'm going to put it in the rice cooker.
Can I do it?
Yes, you can.
Can I put it in the rice cooker?
Yes, you can.
It's heavy.
I'm wearing a smoker.
It's good to do it like this.
I hope it'll be cute.
I'm hungry.
Do you like tofu?
Do you love tofu?
Which do you love better, tofu or your wife?
That's a great question.
Which do you love better, tofu or your wife?
Both.
Wife, please.
I asked my husband which is more important, tofu or his wife.
He said both are important.
Did he say that?
When you get home, you'll be tofu.
How did you meet your husband?
By chance.
How old were you when you met him?
I met him when I was 23.
You met him when you were 23?
You've been together for a long time.
We've been together for a long time.
That's amazing.
Think about it.
When you get married, you have a child.
Yes.
But in the end, we'll be together again in a few decades.
That's right.
That's what I think.
I haven't heard that.
I'm crazy about tofu.
Before the two who can't make tofu, they face trials one after another.
Will they be able to protect their children's eating habits?
Stay tuned for the next episode.
I'm going to beat Ayaya!
Even if it's because of the times, it's no good
It's sad to rush the results
although it may not be soon
convey your thoughts
words of loved ones
smiles in the family
usually commonplace
I noticed a small cheer
just a little encouragement
just an everyday joke
with great courage
get to know love
can you be kind to people
Life is a coincidence
Ikite koso guuzen to iu
Tips for success
Seiko e no hinto ni mo
there will be
Aru darou
words of the other person
Aiji suru hito no kotoba to ka
smiles in the family
Kazoku no naka no egao to ka
Anxiety is a normal small memory
A small encouragement from you
Just a joke of everyday life
Becomes a wonderful courage
And I learn about love
I can be kind to people
This week, the only Hello Pro information only program in Japan, Hello Pro Hour, has started.
Half a year has passed in a blink of an eye.
Why is it so fast?
I wonder if something fun will happen to me in the next half a year.
I want to have a wonderful love in the next half a year.
I said that last week.
I keep saying that.
I want to have a wonderful love.
I'm Nakazawa Aiko.
Nice to meet you.
In the next half a year,
I want to eat thick omelet rice,
thick curry udon,
thick gelato,
thick soba.
I want to eat it.
Report...
Are you going back?
I'm sorry.
Are you going back?
I'm not going back.
I'm Asami Konno, a caster.
By the way,
Konno,
are you familiar with dinosaurs?
I don't know what they look like,
but I know there are a lot of names that look delicious.
Triceratops?
Doesn't it look delicious?
You're always thinking about food.
This week, we have the second commentator of Hello Pro Hour.
Hello.
I'm sorry.
It's priceless information that you can't buy with money.
I'll tell you in detail.
I'm Asami, a commentator.
Nice to meet you.
Where are you going today?
Let's call the reporter, Kamei.
I have work soon.
I'll be there before 8 o'clock.
It's okay.
It's not a big job.
See you later.
Bye bye.
I'm Kamei, a reporter.
Kamei.
Yes.
Your surprised face was cute.
Is that so?
I know.
I'm sorry.
You look good.
Really?
Today, I'm going to talk to the person who will release the new single.
Look forward to it.
Let's get to the news.
Morning Musume.
Concert Tour 2004 Spring.
The best of Japan.
The music video will be released this Wednesday.
May 2nd, Saitama Arena.
All songs will be recorded.
It's a precious one.
I'd like you to tell me about this.
Is there anything?
Of course.
If you want to buy a photo album of Nakazawa,
If you put the money in this DVD,
3,990 yen minus 2,415 yen is 1,575 yen.
You can buy it with 1,575 yen.
It's so convenient.
What are you talking about?
I'll buy it with the rest of the money.
Do you want to save money again?
No?
Yes.
You don't need this information.
You're stupid.
Next.
The popular unit W will be held at Makuhari Messe this Friday.
I'm working hard as an image character of Kyoi no Daikyoryuhaku.
I see.
Do you have any information about this news?
Kyoi no Daikyoryuhaku introduces the origin and evolution of dinosaurs.
The largest dinosaur in Asia, Chuanxesaurus, will be released for the first time in the world.
Chuanxesaurus is 27 meters long.
It's a long story.
Shall we read it?
Let's read it.
Ms. Kyamei.
I'm Elisabeth Kyamei.
This interview is about the release of a new song, Your Song, Seishun Sensei.
I see.
I'm Elisabeth Kyamei.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Kyamei.
Why are you laughing?
Ms. Otsuru.
It's fun.
Ms. Kikidokoro.
I'm a ballerina.
I'm singing with a big smile to show my talent.
It's my voice.
I'm going to teach you.
I'm going to teach you judo.
I have a doll here.
You prepared it well.
It's a little heavy.
Please put a lot of judo techniques on it.
I'll teach you.
First, I'll throw it.
Hold it here and raise it up.
Raise it from here.
Hold it around here.
Put your hips in here and float your hips.
I'm going to raise it up.
After throwing it, don't let go of this part.
That's the point.
Thank you.
I understand.
Please throw it with what you think.
Let's hold the microphone.
Thank you, Ms. Kyamei.
It's nice to be able to challenge various things.
That's right.
This Nakazawa.
I'm Nakazawa.
I like it.
Thank you very much.
This interview was with Ms. Aya Matsuura.
Is this okay?
That's all.
This was Ms. Aya Matsuura, a judo teacher.
Ms. Aya Matsuura, I couldn't hear what you were thinking.
I was thrown away.
Ms. Asane.
The autumn tour has also been decided.
It will be held at the National Yoyogi Stadium Gymnasium on September 25th and 26th.
Let me see.
It's cute.
You look like a little girl.
I think you forgot to take it out.
It's like I took it out.
Please.
Let's go to Asame.
When it's decided, let's go to Asame.
This is a reward for waiting.
It's a festival.
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