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In the entertainment world, it's important to be able to be useful in dramas, variety shows, and so on, right?
Yes!
So today, we're going to play a game where you can become a variety of things!
Yes!
Now, let's introduce the teams!
First, the Iida team! Ishikawa Kago, Takahashi Ogawa, Fujimoto Kamei!
Next, the Yaguchi team! Yoshizawa Tsuji, Konno, Niigaki, Tanaka, Michishige!
Let's do our best today!
Hello, Morning! Yay!
Those eyes that are always cold
Why? Why is it?
The swaying sun
Is dyed in tears
Please select a card.
The glittering sun is overflowing
Your heart is frozen cold
I told you it was mine
I told you to believe me
Why? Why?
subs by maro!
Let's go!
First of all, let's start the Nari-kiri Battle!
The first round is the Nari-kiri Sumo Battle!
This is a one-on-one Nari-kiri Battle.
You have to flip over two boards and do the Nari- kiri.
Mr. Abe, who is in a drama with a certain song!
Can you show us an example of the Nari-kiri Battle?
Do you know why it's 8 and 10? Because it's your birthday!
Example, Abe Natsumi
Is this the sound all the time?
Is that so?
Wow, the glue is old!
Did you bring that?
The glue is old!
We have a special guest here, so let's introduce him!
Come on!
Legendary man, legendary man
Today, the world champion will teach you
the legendary Nari-kiri!
I was asked which way the sun rises
in the quiz show,
and I answered normally like this.
Right?
I don't know the east!
This is Mr. Hanawa, everyone knows him!
Let's start the first round!
Drunk and cheerful
Dad who was distressed
The old man who was distressed
Dad
Tonika with a loud voice
Antonio Inoki in the ring
Let's get excited and do it!
Let's do it!
Let's start with Gachi!
I'm having fun!
Everyone!
How are you?
I'm having fun!
I got it! I got it!
That's why I'm doing what I'm supposed to do!
Why?
I'm the president!
I don't know how to do research!
Seriously!
I got it!
Mr. Kaneda!
Yes?
You'll be lucky if you cut your hair!
Stop it!
That's amazing.
That's the end of the game!
Amazing!
The winner is...
Kagoseki!
The second game is...
Konno vs. Takahashi
He's in a hurry.
That's good.
He's in a hurry.
That's good!
He's always excited.
He's a good-looking old man.
What should I do?
How will they express this?
I'm so excited!
Let's start with Takahashi.
Me?
What?
What did you say?
Banana!
What's wrong?
What are you looking for?
Banana!
I don't like mangoes!
I don't like bananas!
This is an amazing game.
The winner is...
Konno!
I only heard the word,
and the word,
The third game is...
Kamei vs. Yoshizawa
Here is the question.
The third game is...
Yoshizawa vs. Kamei
I'm ready!
She's ready.
I'll start with Kamei.
Me and me.
We're friends.
I don't know why, but she's angry.
What?
Why are you angry?
She's cute.
Kamei!
We're friends.
Is that all you can say?
We're friends.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, time's up!
I think it's Kamei.
Kamei wins!
Yoshizawa vs. Kamei
Please! Let me hide again!
Please!
Huh? He's not here?
What are you doing?
Huh? Who are you?
I'm the owner of this apartment.
We've met before, haven't we?
Oh, Ohage-san!
I'm the owner!
Huh? Excuse me.
Um, if you're the owner...
If you're the owner, you have a key, right?
Yes.
Please let me in here.
Even if you're the owner, you can't do that.
Huh? I'm an acquaintance of this person.
So, please.
Miki-chan!
It's my mother!
I wonder if she's fighting over her parents again.
Miki-chan! Miki-chan! Miki-chan!
Where have you been?
Um, mother?
Oh, Ohage-san!
I'm the owner.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Um, have you seen my daughter?
She went over there.
She went over there? Thank you very much.
I'm sorry.
I can't believe it.
Ohage, Ohage.
I'm going to get married soon.
But this is a peaceful town.
Senpai!
Oh, it's Soramimi.
Senpai!
You're here, aren't you?
Yaguchi-san!
Oh, you're here?
How long have you been here?
We've been together for a long time.
We've been together.
What is it?
Because, because, because.
Because it's too small to understand.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
It's just an apology.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're a coward.
No, no, no, no, no.
Do it when he's not here.
No.
Do it, do it, do it.
Do it when he's not here.
No.
I know, I know. I'll do it.
Watch me.
Is that true?
Baaa!
One more time!
Baaa!
Mama, you're so funny!
I'm not your mama!
I don't remember you being born!
I'm sorry, senpai.
Senpai!
What is it?
Isn't it bad to shop at a department store while you're on duty?
That's true, but...
There was something I really wanted, so I'm sorry.
Is that so? That's good.
Good, good.
Mama!
Help me!
What's wrong?
I'm being chased by a bad guy!
Did you just say that for the first time?
You?
Yes!
It's him!
Miki!
Let's arrest him!
Shut up!
It's your mom, right?
Oh, you're right!
Miki!
I'm going to train to be a bride soon!
No!
It's too early to train to be a bride.
That's right.
Isn't it too early to train to be a bride in high school?
What are you talking about?
Marriage is a woman's happiness.
What are you talking about?
A woman's happiness isn't just about marriage!
Do you understand, Miki?!
Senpai!
Don't make me say anything!
Senpai!
You're always saying that!
You have no value!
Who are you talking to?
Huh?
You have no value?
That's not true!
Those two are going to come out!
There they are!
Huh?
We didn't call you to test us, did we?
We didn't, did we?
Usui?
She talked.
I'm scared!
Senpai, that was dangerous!
She's human, right?
That's right!
That was dangerous!
Anyway, Miki!
Let's train to be a bride!
No!
I'd rather play with my boyfriend than train to be a bride!
What?
Boyfriend?
Hirono?
What kind of boy is he, Miki?
There he is!
Nice to meet you.
I'm Maromaro Fukurokoji from Shiitsu Naisisu High School.
Miki.
How about you?
Thank you!
Are you Miki's boyfriend?
I'm Maromaro Fukurokoji.
He's like a thief.
I'm Maromaro Fukurokoji.
So cute!
Miki.
What do you like about this guy?
Mom.
Isn't this a punishment?
What punishment?
Look at your face.
I have confidence in my face.
Miki!
I won't forgive you if you leave me!
No! I like him!
Really?
Let's go.
Oh no!
Miki!
Another weirdo.
What should we do?
There's a thunderstorm!
We're going to get wet!
What's going on?
It's coming!
Is that me?
Francisco Maciel?
What is this?
That's right.
I'm Francisco Maciel.
It's coming!
The devil is coming!
Why is it coming?
It's the devil!
The devil is coming!
Is that so?
Is it there?
What's going on?
It's coming!
I'm scared!
Maciel!
I'm scared!
Maciel!
What is this?
It's me!
Don't touch me!
Senpai.
These girls are weird.
Is it really there?
Of course it is!
Wait a minute.
Senpai, what's wrong?
Of course it's there!
That's not what I meant.
I want to wear this shirt.
Senpai.
Isn't that shirt a little thin?
What are you talking about?
It's not thin at all.
It's definitely thin.
It's not thin at all.
Did you call me?
Hello.
I'm Usui Sachi.
Hello.
I'm Usuko Sachi.
I didn't call you.
I said it's a little thin.
It's my name.
No.
You called me, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
Senpai!
It's me!
What should I do?
Should I try it on?
You should try it on.
Try it on.
What will happen?
It's up to you.
Let's do it together.
I'm Usumi Sachi.
Senpai, come here.
I'm Usumi Sachi.
In the 4th round, Ekomori will challenge.
I'm ready.
First, Shige will challenge.
Really?
I just came to Japan yesterday.
Really?
You're really good at Japanese.
You're amazing.
You shouldn't call me like that.
You shouldn't.
It's a little thin.
I just came to Japan yesterday.
Time's up.
Rika.
Thank you.
In the last round, both teams will challenge each other.
We're both leaders.
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
I think it's good.
Let's go, Miyate.
I'm sorry.
I'm ready.
I'll start with Kaori.
Keika-san, isn't bonus cute?
Mom, change my diaper.
I want food.
Bubble! Bubble! Bubble!
Keika-san, I'm going to talk.
I want to marry you.
Mom,
give me a big one.
Mom, change my diaper.
Give me a big one.
The end.
I'm so embarrassed that I've never seen this before.
I know.
I'm embarrassed.
I've realized that there's a limit to what I can do.
I'm so stressed out.
The winner of this game is Kaori.
Team Iida won by 4 to 1.
Wait a minute.
Hanawa-san is a senior.
I'm sorry.
Hanawa! Hanawa! Hanawa!
I've been doing this for 8 and a half years.
I don't want to do this for the first time.
It's okay.
I'm so embarrassed.
Where are you going?
I'm sorry.
The winner of this game is...
Sora.
It's a stray dog.
Hanawa is the model.
Hanawa, please show us your stray dog.
What is it?
It's a stray dog.
Hanawa won by 4 to 1.
What are you saying?
Help me win
Why did their legs go up?
He is trying hard
Am I doing well right now?
Yes you all are doing well
You are amazing
So, let's move on to the second round.
The second round is...
Sudden Nadekiri Koshibae Theater!
There is a sick old man in the hospital.
One of the representatives has to play a role when he gets angry.
Mr. Hazama, please give us a score.
Is it okay?
Wow, that's good.
Shibui!
First, Makoto Ogawa, the representative of Team Iida, will challenge.
Makoto!
Grandpa! It's Makoto!
Makoto, your grandson, is here!
Oh, really?
Makoto!
Grandpa!
Makoto, your grandson is here!
Before he died, we used to dance together.
It was an interesting dance.
It wasn't cool, but it was an interesting dance.
Can you show me the dance?
The dance you like?
Yes, show me the dance.
It was like a cheeky stray dog.
It was a cheeky stray dog dance.
Did you have a dog?
Yes, I had a dog.
Grandpa, show me the dance.
Okay.
Wow, he hasn't changed at all.
He hasn't changed at all.
He's about to fall.
Makoto!
Welcome back, Makoto!
Okay, Iida!
Makoto!
Ouch!
Makoto!
What's wrong?
You sang a song with me, right?
The one you sang in the ad-lib.
What was it, grandpa?
You know, the song about a man and a woman.
The song you made about a man and a woman.
It's a very old song.
Grandpa!
You idiot!
Grandpa!
You idiot!
Ouch!
Grandpa, I don't know what I'm doing.
Don't hit me like that.
You idiot!
Stop it, Makoto!
You idiot!
I'm going to die!
I need to be more like my teacher.
Okay, the end!
How was it?
It was great.
It was great?
It was difficult.
It was wonderful.
I thought Makoto was doing a good job because he was able to respond to his grandfather's request.
Here, the Yabu doctor team has Tsuji as a challenger.
This is going to be difficult.
You're not dead yet!
You need to get better!
Yabu doctor!
Yabu doctor, get better!
I don't want to see you like this.
Are you the Nozomi I used to date 20 years ago?
Yes.
You did an impression of me, didn't you?
I want to see your impression of me.
You want to see it, don't you?
I want to see it.
Your impression of me is very good.
Please.
Nozomi, show us your impression of me.
Nozomi is gone.
Izuka.
Nozomi is gone.
Nozomi's grandfather!
He's here!
Kokei! Kokei! Kokei!
Please stop.
Nozomi, please stop.
Nozomi...
Nozomi!
I missed you.
The three of us...
The funny one.
The cute one.
So cute!
I want to see that cute face!
I miss it!
Here it comes!
So cute!
So close!
Here it comes!
Don't get too close!
Help!
I'm going to die!
Don't get too close!
I'm sorry!
So close!
I don't care if I die.
Which one do you think it is?
I think it's Nozomi's win!
The winner is Team Yabuki!
Kazama-san, what do you think?
I think Nozomi completely ignored the set and went to the other side.
She told the cameraman that she was going to win.
So cute!
The third game is called, The Situation!
You have to change the BGM!
Yay!
Let's go!
You have to choose two representatives from each team and play a role.
Then, you'll hear the BGM and narration.
You two have to play the role and act according to the BGM and narration.
Let's see how well they can play the role.
Team Yabuchi is represented by Tanaka and Hiroshizawa.
Ta-da!
Couple!
What kind of couple will they play?
Let's start the Situation!
Yay!
It's been half a year since they started dating.
They are recognized as a passionate couple.
They went to the beach after a long time.
The sea is so beautiful.
Yes, it is.
There are only two of us here.
That's right.
I'm shaking.
We are so close.
Then, he cheated on her.
They started fighting on the beach.
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
You cheated on me, didn't you?
Me?
You were walking with a girl the other day, didn't you?
No, I wasn't.
You were walking.
Let me see your cell phone.
I don't have a name other than Nene.
Let's break up.
Wait a minute.
I don't want to.
Why?
I love you.
Let me go.
They realized that he cheated on her.
They became a passionate couple again.
I'm sorry for making you worry.
I only love you.
I only love you, too.
Then, he found out that she cheated on him.
I'm not good at dating.
Why did you say that?
The other day, you and him went to a convenience store.
It was a date at a convenience store.
You drank a can of juice at a convenience store, didn't you?
I didn't do that.
It was a joint kiss.
I can't do that.
They had a fight.
In fact, they decided to move to Hokkaido.
Suddenly, they broke up.
I'm sorry.
I don't want to go.
Are you really going?
I have a dream.
Then, they moved to Hokkaido.
They became neighbors.
Neighbors?
Hotaru.
I have a dream because you followed me.
Let's run a small cafe together.
OK.
Then, the two of us...
What are you doing in my house?
This girl!
These two girls...
I just took her out of my pocket.
They've been dating for 3 years.
Now, they are completely divorced.
The couple's relationship has become cold.
Hey, let's eat!
Let's eat!
It's hard for me!
Hey, don't do that!
I'm tired and I'm coming back!
You can eat it, right?
The newspaper is the newspaper!
Take it!
No, I'll take it myself.
Miso soup is warm.
You don't have to eat it.
Then, I'll go out of the house.
Oh, really?
You come out!
Wow!
Congratulations!
Great!
Yes!
How do you feel?
It's great!
It's fun and amazing!
The development changes a lot!
The Iida team will compete with the Iida leader, Iida and Fujimoto.
Ta-da!
Teacher and student!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Iida is a teacher and Fujimoto is a student.
Then, let's start the competition!
Fujimoto worried about the students' grades.
He called her after school.
Hey, Fujimoto.
What?
Your grades are low.
Do you have any worries?
No, I don't.
Don't worry about it.
Your life seems to be in a mess.
People support each other.
Shut up!
You should rely on your teacher.
That's a teacher.
Then, Fujimoto found a student.
The hot-blooded teacher scolded her.
Hey!
What do you mean?
What's wrong with you?
I told you not to bother people.
I'm not bothered.
I told you not to make a face.
The teacher started to be angry with the students.
Are you serious?
Hey!
Are you serious?
Stop it!
So, Fujimoto and Fujimoto were in a relationship.
Miki.
Yes, teacher.
Actually,
you are a troublemaker.
You worry about your parents.
Your hair gets cold.
But,
one day,
you appeared in my heart.
Let's run away.
She is the mother of Kodaku.
She is a troublemaker.
Hurry up!
Eat!
What are you doing?
I made miso soup.
Put it in the bath.
Hurry up!
Put it in the bath.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry for Pisa and Asami.
I'm sorry for your parents.
I'm still in the bath.
She is a troublemaker.
Please come here.
She is a troublemaker.
Hanawa, please judge.
I'll judge.
I can't decide.
I saw it.
3, 2, 1.
Yaguchi's team.
Hanawa, please judge.
They were a nice couple.
In total,
Yaguchi's team won.
The winning team will receive a special prize.
What is this?
This is...
This is a Japanese dessert.
The MVP will be announced.
What should I choose?
Who should I choose?
I'll choose Nozomi.
Nozomi, you were chosen.
You look like you're going to say that to me.
I'm eating.
I'll choose Hanawa.
I'll choose Hanawa's T-shirt.
Please accept this.
Hanawa, can you sing a song?
I'll do it.
It's time for Hello Pro Hour, where we tell you the latest Hello Pro news.
This is a personal matter, but can I say it?
Today, my friend is having a wedding in Tokyo.
I'm sorry I couldn't make it.
That's all. Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Jun Bride.
We're the same age.
I'm sad.
I'm anxious.
Do it at your own pace.
Everyone has their own life.
I've been into Neapolitan and sweet potatoes lately.
I'm Ayako Nakata. Nice to meet you.
Neapolitan and sweet potatoes.
Carbonara, dried sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes.
Carbohydrates have no eyes.
I'm Asami Konno.
Carbohydrates.
I'd like to introduce this person to you.
Hello.
I'm so excited.
Today, I'm going to tell you the news from magazines and the Internet.
Please look forward to it.
I'm Megumi Murata, a commentator.
Applause.
If it's that kind of information, anyone can understand it.
It takes a lot of time.
Please collect information at your own pace.
I want to be a commentator, too.
I'm sorry.
You skipped a bit.
I'm sorry.
Where is she going this week?
Let's call her.
Reporter Kyamei.
What are you doing?
You're so cute.
I've been a reporter for 12 years.
I'm Kyamei.
Hello.
Today, I'm going to meet that person.
I'm very nervous, too.
I'd like to interview him.
Please look forward to it.
What did you say?
I'd like to interview him, too.
You can just say, Oh.
Let's look at the news.
The photo album of Maru Yaguchi is going to be released on June 15th.
The title of the album was named after him.
Murata, what do you think about Yaguchi?
What do you think this is?
What did you pay attention to the most during the shooting?
My stomach.
It's real.
It's close.
The answer is that he was most careful not to be in working mode.
It's not close, is it?
In order not to be in working mode, he took a nude photo.
I always watch Yaguchi's nude photos.
What do you think about Nakazawa's nude photos?
Can I take it?
I'll ask him to do something about it later.
I'm sure he'll do something about it.
I can still do it.
I'm okay.
Pull it back.
It's good.
Yaguchi, was he like this before?
Let's move on.
Next, single V-chillips released on this Wednesday, June 16th.
This is also a precious clip with close-up images.
This is Yaguchi.
He went to a woman's house.
He went to a woman's house to buy this photo album.
I was watching Yaguchi's videos in long history.
I'm only following Yaguchi.
Do you have any information about this?
Many single V-chillips are overseas.
The Japanese single V-chillips are being chased by foreigners.
You mean the seeds came from abroad?
I think that's what it is.
Didn't they do something like observation when they were in elementary school?
Behind the fetus?
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
It's this part.
The part under the nose.
I didn't do that.
It's a little different.
It's not like I don't remember.
It's not that you don't remember.
This part is a little...
What do you call it?
The part that's turned over is the west.
This is it.
Look.
And Japan is more solidified.
Oh...
But it's a little different from Tanpopo, isn't it?
Tanpopo is a plant, even in Tanpopo.
I wonder if that was the case.
Shall we read it?
Yes.
Shall we do it?
Shall we?
Yes.
Mr. Kyamei.
Yes.
I'm Kyamei at the scene.
This news is about the event that Morning Musume will hold at Makuhari Messe on June 19th, 20th, and 20th.
It's a topic about the 2004 Japan Festival to cool down the Earth over there.
The representative of Morning Musume is Ms. Kana Iida.
Kaori.
Hello.
Kaori.
Yes.
It's been a while.
But you talked the other day.
That's right.
The theme of this event is global warming.
It's an event where you can play while thinking and learning about warming.
Is there anything you usually take care of?
I turn on and off the electric heater.
I close the toilet lid.
I unplug the outlet.
My hair is long.
It's long.
It takes dozens of minutes to dry my hair.
It takes a lot of electricity.
That's right.
I dry my hair with a towel as much as possible.
That's good.
I always unplug my cell phone.
When I go to bed, I turn off all the lights at night.
It's good for the environment.
That's right.
I can't sleep unless I turn off the lights.
In this broadcast, I always have you imitate something.
What is it?
Again?
Imitation?
Let's go.
Good morning.
I can't say my name.
I know what it is.
Is that so?
It's similar.
The last part is similar.
Love lives in the blue sea.
Ms. Kamei.
Yes?
It's not similar.
I don't know the theme.
It's like a gorilla.
That's all.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, Ms. Iida.
Ms. Kamei is doing her best.
What is this segment?
It ended with an imitation.
How was it?
I...
What is it?
I...
I'm Asami.
Recently, I'm often imitated.
My voice is like this.
It's easy to imitate.
Listen.
It's similar.
It's probably similar.
Don't do that.
I'm Asami.
It's not similar.
Do it yourself.
It's my voice.
I'm Asami.
It's cute.
Is that so?
Ms. Iida's impression was amazing.
What did you sing at the end?
Legendary man.
Today, the world champion,
I'll tell you the legend of Guts Ishimatsu.
Guts Ishimatsu was on a variety show.
He was written as a complete NG.
I was deeply moved.
I'm sorry.
Everyone's eyes are on him.
Thank you.
Here's a present from the program!
A digital camera that allows you to take high- quality 3.2-megapixel photos with a simple operation from Olympus,
the Camedia X350!
And from the Japan Record Association,
a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music and video software,
each for one person!
The robot is right here!