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Ishikawa graduated from Morning Musume.
So, she did a solo interview with two of them practicing for a musical.
I was like, yes.
I cried a lot, actually.
The truth will be revealed in today's haremoni.
This is Manabia, where Morning Musume.E does serious study.
The teacher is going to get mad at us.
Stand up!
Attention!
Bow!
Good morning!
At ease!
Good morning!
Our Halloween Academy is a place where Morning Musume.
can learn about various things in the world.
Do you understand?
Yes!
At ease!
Bow!
At ease!
Bow!
Good girls!
Why did you get mad at us?
I thought you wouldn't say it, but you did.
Today's theme is...
Here we go.
Report!
OK?
Today's theme is this.
This is a report.
When you think of a report, do you think of this?
Report?
Raise your hand.
Ms. Yaguchi!
Mr. Abe at the scene!
Yes, I'm Mr. Abe at the scene.
What is it?
Something like that?
Something like that.
Is there anything else?
Well...
Today's theme is...
Something like that.
What is that?
It's a broadcast.
Yes, the broadcast is a report.
Yes.
Well, there are things like that.
There are many things in Japan.
Let's introduce today's teacher.
Teacher, please come in.
Teacher!
Hello!
When you think of a report, you think of this person.
Suddenly...
He suddenly went out.
Right?
Suddenly...
He suddenly went to his house.
Suddenly...
He went to his house.
Hello! Morning!
Yay!
Teacher, today I want you to teach me how to report.
That's right.
It's been 17 years.
It's been 14 years.
Right?
It's been 14 years.
That's right.
I've been doing this stupid thing since before you were born.
No, it's not stupid.
What is a report?
The audience is the main character.
What?
The reporter shouldn't stand out.
The main character is the audience and the food.
In such a place, the audience is the main character.
If you have this, you can do it for 17 years.
After all, is it really a sudden attack?
I didn't believe it.
What is it?
I thought I couldn't do it.
It's really a sudden attack.
It's really a sudden attack, so I don't know where it's from.
Really.
I see.
That's how I do it.
That's amazing.
That's why when I went to Den'en Chofu, the intercom rang.
What is it?
It's the number next to the sudden attack.
It's here. I'm sorry, but all 36 of them refused.
The hand of the intercom I had was shaking.
That's how it is.
There is such a thing.
That's why I think it's better to sing.
What is a reporter?
The audience is the main character.
You didn't hear it.
I heard it.
I'm sorry, I heard it, but I'm a little dazed.
What is a reporter?
The audience is the main character.
That's a good voice.
There are only good people.
Let's move on to the lecture.
What is the first lecture?
When you eat delicious food,
What kind of expression and comment do you say?
That's the most important thing.
It conveys deliciousness to the audience.
This is important.
Lesson 1 is Gourmet Report.
First, let's have Ms. Yonezu show us a nice example.
Look at this.
Yellow, red, and green.
These colors call for summer.
Wow, this is...
Here we go.
It's delicious.
It's like summer in my mouth.
The sauce is thick and rich.
It's the best.
Sensei.
How was it?
It was great.
When I was eating, my face turned several times.
After eating,
You can eat anything.
For example, tomatoes.
Look at this.
Here we go.
I was surprised.
You can express it all over your body.
It's like going to heaven.
Like this.
It's delicious.
On behalf of the members,
Ms. Tsujichen will be challenged.
By the way, her reaction four years ago was like this.
It's delicious.
I haven't eaten lunch yet.
Let's go.
This is good.
It's good.
If you're hungry, you can eat it.
I'm drooling.
Here is Nonono's gourmet report.
Look at this.
It's like a melted egg.
It's good.
The moment I touched it, it was hot.
I love hot food.
Can you see the smoke?
I can't see it.
It's good.
I'll try it.
This is dangerous.
As soon as I put the chopsticks in, it was cut off.
It was cut off.
Here we go.
Look at this.
It was cut off.
I can't stand this.
I'll try it.
It's big.
It's small.
Here we go.
I can't do it.
Here we go.
It's spinning.
This is the second round.
This is the third round.
Even if I put a lot of food in my mouth, it's gone in three seconds.
It's amazing.
It's like a hole in my nose.
It's over.
It's like a hole in my nose.
You think it's delicious, right?
At first, I put a lot of food in my mouth.
That's not good.
It's good.
It's over.
It's really good.
You can eat it again.
When you're hungry, you show your face.
When we meet, we try not to eat breakfast.
Then it's delicious.
When you're full, you don't show your face.
Look, I'm still eating.
Is there still a report on gourmet food?
There is.
It's delicious now, but it was bad.
Don't say it's bad.
Don't be rude to the store.
Even if it's bad, you have to make it look delicious.
So, this is...
This is the worst report on gourmet food.
It's so fun!
Drawing! Drawing!
Let's draw together!
Okay!
Did you bring the drawing tools?
Yes!
What are you going to draw, Asami?
I want to draw a picture of that tree.
I see. You're good at drawing.
What are you going to draw, Ai-chan?
I'm going to draw a fisherman with a fishing rod.
Ai-chan, there's no fisherman in this town.
The fisherman is near the sea.
He's right over there.
What?
Yes, yes!
Who replied?
It's a strange man.
Don't get involved.
I wonder if the girls are angry.
Girls, listen to me.
Don't listen to him.
Girls, listen to me.
Don't listen to him.
Don't look at him.
If you look at him, he'll bite you.
I'm going to eat you!
These girls are so bad at Kanji.
Where did they go?
Over there?
Yes, yes!
Who replied?
It's a strange man.
I'm going to eat.
That's that.
And this is this.
Manager!
What's wrong?
Um...
What is it?
Um...
If you have something to say, say it clearly.
Don't get angry.
What do you want to say?
Where can I deliver this?
I told you.
This is for Tanaka-san, the 4th.
I'm going to deliver it to Tanaka-san.
The 2nd, Kureto-san?
No, no.
It's totally different.
It's not like you.
This is for Tanaka-san, the 4th.
The 3rd?
The 4th!
The 1st!
The 4th!
4, 4.
Tanaka-san, the 4th.
Yes, yes.
I'm counting on you.
Are you okay?
I'm going.
Are you okay?
Tanaka-san.
Huh?
Isn't that Kazunoko-san?
Ah!
Komomo-san!
No, it's Mari-san.
Is something wrong?
Um, where can I deliver this?
I don't know.
Why don't you know?
I don't know.
You're the one who's going to deliver it.
Why are you helping me?
That's what I'm doing.
That's right.
Then why don't you just go?
Where should I go?
I don't know!
Why don't you know?
Um, let's calm down.
Yaeguchi-san, what's wrong?
Ah, Senpai.
Kazunoko-san is at the cafe over there.
Can you come here for a second?
He started working at the cafe over there.
I don't know what he's talking about. It's weird.
What's weird?
He's always weird.
That's right.
He's really weird.
I'll explain.
Kazunoko!
I won't let you go, Kazunoko!
Take this!
Where did she go?
I don't know.
I see.
But I'm going to take you back to Hokkaido today.
Here, take this.
No, I haven't been to Tokyo yet.
I told you not to say that!
I'm going to take you back to Hokkaido to get married.
I haven't gotten married yet.
I told you not to say that!
I told you not to get married so soon.
Your hair is thin like her.
You two are funny.
I'm telling you, I don't have thin hair.
I'm telling you because you have thin hair.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't have thin hair.
I'm telling you because you have thin hair.
If you don't get married, will you have thin hair?
I have thin hair.
Your hair is thin.
Shut up!
Did you call me?
I didn't call you.
Sachi, I'm Usue.
Sachi, I'm Usuko.
I didn't call you.
I see.
Usue, I'm going.
Sister!
Usue, hang in there.
Yes, sister.
I'm going back to Shikoku.
Yes.
I'm going too.
Usue, hang in there.
Yes, sister.
I'm going back.
I'm going too.
I'm going back.
Watch out!
I'm going back.
Who answered?
Kazunoko?
I'm going too.
Where are you going?
Why? You're a police officer, aren't you?
Ah, that's right.
That's right.
Then, I'm going to return it.
I'm going too.
The atmosphere in this town is a bit strange today.
You're one step ahead of that Kakugari, aren't you?
It's a disaster, Mada-kun!
And so, here it is.
It's Aoziru.
Yomesuke-san, in Japan...
This is...
I made this.
It's a delicious juice.
That's the setting.
Yes, please sit down.
Sensei, please sit down.
Today, in Japan...
In order to be taught...
Then, let's go with Sensei.
Yes, then...
Here you go.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Wow, look at this.
This is the color of new power.
This is...
Let me try it.
He's drinking it.
Wow.
It's so refreshing.
I can't take it anymore.
That's great, Sensei!
Here you go.
Sensei, this is...
Even if it's bitter, you have to put up with it.
Sensei, your face color has changed.
Was it bad?
It was bad.
That's right.
When it's a bad dish...
I shouldn't say it's bad.
When I say that, what I really mean is...
At that time...
It's pretty good.
I see.
But if you say that, you'll be found out.
From now on...
That's right.
That's how it is.
Please don't be disappointed.
Hello Pro Reporter Kamei-chan challenges.
Wow, look at this.
This is...
It's like a pastel color.
It looks delicious.
Can I drink it without a straw?
Yes.
It's good.
It's really good.
It's amazing.
Ah, it's delicious!
Can you see it?
It's delicious!
I can tell it's bitter!
It's delicious!
It doesn't really taste like...
Like...
It's like the skin of a cucumber.
Time's up!
It's delicious!
Is there anyone who thinks the skin of a cucumber is delicious?
Right?
It's amazing.
It's my first time, but I didn't think it would smell like this.
Ah, it's like...
It's like moss.
It's really like moss.
But you shouldn't put it on your face at all.
It's amazing.
Good morning!
This is Haramonia TV!
Haramonia TV continues!
With a series of nice reactions, the studio is in a big mess!
In 90 seconds, this person will challenge!
It's delicious!
Yes!
Yossi also challenges Aoziru Report!
Four years ago, she was full just by eating.
How much has she grown?
Ah, it's cold!
My throat is dry, so...
It's good, isn't it?
The smell of tatami.
It smells good!
The smell of tatami in the Japanese-style room.
I can't get enough of this smell.
It's good, isn't it?
Well then, I'll eat it.
Go for it!
It's on my waist.
It's amazing.
It's good!
Okay, time's up!
Ayu-chan, what are you holding back?
When you drink Aoziru, your face changes color.
It's amazing.
But after you drink it, it's like, ah!
That's good.
It makes you feel like it's good.
But for me, the smell of tatami was nice.
The smell of tatami.
It's a good smell.
Right?
The smell of tatami.
It's a good smell.
The aftertaste is coming.
The aftertaste is coming?
The aftertaste is the best!
Okay, Sensei, what's the next challenge?
I've heard a lot about Aoziru.
It's an application.
We're going to do a report on the assault.
I see.
Yoresuke-sensei's specialty, the assault report.
He's going to visit a family in the middle of breakfast.
First, a script.
Good morning!
The assault, Haramonia breakfast.
I'd like to start the assault right away.
This is...
Ah!
It's like the old days.
Let's go.
Good morning!
Oh! Mom!
I'm here too!
Isn't this a good hobby of Yuko Nakamura?
That's my grandmother.
Is that your grandmother?
Yes, she was young.
She was young?
She was a beauty.
Excuse me.
Baby!
Is that a girl?
No, it's a boy.
It's so cute that you can mistake it for a girl.
And what we have today is mozuku, and this is chikuzenni.
You've been eating a lot since morning.
And this is curry, and this is seaweed and miso soup.
And this is oshinko and croquette.
What does your husband do for a living?
He's a salesman.
What does he do for a living?
He works for a pharmaceutical company.
A pharmaceutical company?
Yes.
Is that so?
And look at this!
Wait, wait, wait!
This is...
No, no, no!
This is from yesterday!
This is yakitori!
Wait, wait, wait!
You don't have to eat this!
Look at this!
If you didn't eat this earlier, you wouldn't be able to eat soba!
You wouldn't be able to eat soba!
But look, ma'am.
Yes?
The fridge is like this.
It's not small.
It's so you can take out the food quickly.
It's small like this.
As expected!
How did you two meet?
We were in the same class.
You were in the same class?
Yes.
May I?
Yes, yes, yes.
That's, that's...
How is it?
The way you look at it is delicious!
It's quite difficult to make a soba like this.
Do you always eat this?
Yes, I do.
Isn't this happiness?
I'm so jealous!
Then, I'll be going now.
Thank you very much!
Like this!
Yes!
Teacher!
As expected!
You have a lot of energy!
Like that,
the way the wife and the father think,
I can't give you the courage to think!
I praise the things I've seen.
When I see a baby,
even if I know it's a boy,
I use it as a girl.
Why is that?
Then, even if it's a boy, I use it as a girl.
I think my child is cute like a girl.
So, when I praise it,
I use it as a girl.
Based on that,
this is Makoto's challenge.
Good morning!
It's time to have breakfast.
There are a lot of houses around here.
Let's go to this house.
I'll ring the doorbell.
I'll open the door.
Good morning!
Don't do that!
It's time to have breakfast.
Don't do that!
I'm sorry to bother you,
but I'd like to interview you.
I think the house next door is better.
This house is very eye-catching.
What should I do with the rice?
Excuse me.
You've been eating well since morning.
I haven't eaten breakfast,
so I'd like to eat it.
It's my breakfast.
But what should I do in such a case?
I'd like tea.
I'd like miso soup.
This is my family's pickled plum.
I love pickled plum.
Look at this color.
Yellow and green go well together.
It's a great balance.
I'd like to eat pickled plum.
I'll eat it.
What are you doing?
This is very sour.
I can't chew it.
This is a good seed.
It's very delicious.
That's all.
Thank you very much.
I can't help it.
Can I eat this?
I had a good experience.
It's better to go from next time to next time.
It was fun.
Really?
I learned a lot.
I'm glad.
Next, Kago-chan challenged the sudden attack report.
The gourmet report of Mom's House was like this.
It's delicious.
Good morning.
How are you?
I'm Kago.
What is this house?
Excuse me.
Good morning.
I'm Kago.
I'm Kago Ai.
Good morning.
You look like my brother and sister.
How are you?
Are you a TV personality?
Good morning.
There are a lot of pictures here.
What's wrong?
I took this picture to commemorate my wife's cooking.
It's a pudding.
I'll hit you.
It's not good to open your eyes too much.
I was told that it was bad for women.
You are young, but you notice it well.
I will do my best today.
Did your mother make this?
No, my grandmother.
Your grandmother is delicious.
Excuse me.
Let's eat together.
Let's eat.
It's luxurious.
It's cold.
It's delicious.
Please eat more.
Really?
I'll eat this octopus.
It sounds good.
How is it?
Look.
It's crunchy.
It's delicious.
Do you want me to bring it today?
Can I?
Can I eat this?
Yes, you can.
I'm sorry.
I'll wrap it for you later.
Thank you.
Just like this?
Yes, just like this.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I'm from Kagawa.
Oh, it's Mr. Nakazawa.
No, it's my grandmother.
She's young.
Oh, Mr. Nakazawa.
There are a lot of people.
Excuse me.
Bye-bye.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
It's good to talk like that.
Yes, it's delicious.
Then, everyone will gradually relax.
But I talked so much that I didn't have time to think.
Yes, I talked a lot.
Octopus is delicious.
Yes, it's delicious.
It's been a long time since the assault report.
It's been a long time since I've seen you on TV.
It's time to laugh.
Then, let's call these people.
Let's meet, mushrooms.
Are you calling me?
What?
What's wrong?
The princess is not here.
It's true.
It's been a long time.
But the princess is not here.
The princess is not here.
Yes, the princess went on a trip as a ninja.
Where did you go?
Because I'm a ninja.
Oh, I see.
Where is it?
I got a letter from someone who is watching TV.
What is it?
I'll read it.
It's from a fan named Michaian.
Thank you.
I'm enjoying the show.
I've posted several times, but I've never been able to make you laugh.
Please tell me what kind of laughter you like.
I see.
So, I'm going to use this time to study the trend and countermeasures of laughter.
The trend and countermeasures of laughter of the princess?
Oh, you got the script.
So, today, we're going to look back on some of the best works of the past.
The work of Pinchin' Inoue.
A newborn baby horse.
I'm sorry.
I saw it, too.
That's true.
It's a baby horse.
Wait a minute.
Go for it!
I did it!
Good!
I did it!
It's over.
I did it!
How did you do it?
I did it!
How did you do it?
It's a movement, isn't it?
It's like a horse.
A horse?
I saw it!
I'm glad.
It's the first time, isn't it?
I'll give you this as a present.
Next is Musashi's work.
It's a work of Musashi.
It's a holiday today.
I thought it was a delicate work at first.
But I got motivated from the middle.
Mushrooms look good.
Next is Hello Bowling's work.
It's a cell phone.
There's a sound.
There's a phone ringing.
Really?
It's a cell phone.
It's a vibration.
It's fun.
It's a manner mode.
It's a work of TRUCKY.
If Antonio Inoki were Sailor Moon,
would you eat it instead of the moon?
What are you listening to?
You have a small chin.
You're in good shape today.
What did you like about it?
It's cute.
The next excellent work will be released one after another.
And a new song will be released.
Yonezuke's lecture is over.
How was it?
It was difficult.
I don't know what to do next.
But it was good.
Everyone seems to be talented.
How was it?
It's good to have a lot of fights when you cook delicious food.
If you do it for a long time, you will definitely be good at it.
Yonezuke learned a lot today.
Thank you very much.
Attention!
Bow!
Harumori's solo interview.
How do they feel?
I was saved by Harumori.
A week after the sudden announcement of their graduation.
The band directly attacked the two who were practicing for the musical.
Well, about a year ago,
I was told to think about the timing of my graduation.
I was told that if I had a meeting at the company in April,
I would graduate at the concert of Hello! Project in January next year.
When I was told that I was graduating,
I thought it would be a good step to graduate.
Harumori's solo interview.
I heard from Tsunku that I was graduating in mid- April this year.
Well, I didn't have any prior notice.
At first, I was like, oh, yes.
After Abe graduated,
I thought I had to do my best as a sister team.
I was able to accept it honestly.
I was surprised at myself.
Harumori's solo interview.
I think everyone has made such a graduation announcement many times.
I didn't feel particularly surprised,
but I think everyone felt it in their hearts.
When I announced my graduation, I cried a lot.
Actually, it's not a very sad thing.
It's a good graduation to step up to the future,
but I cried for the first time.
That's not a leader anymore.
As a member of Morning Musume,
I was able to recognize that I love the members very much.
Harumori's solo interview.
I'm really grateful to Harumori.
It's weird to say thank you,
but when I was having a hard time breaking my shell,
Harumori helped me.
I was able to show my new side and personality.
I'm really grateful to Harumori.
I'm also very grateful to the fans who support me.
It's been a year since I graduated,
so I'll do my best not to forget who I am.
Please continue to support me.
It's been more than half a year since I graduated.
From now on, as a leader and a member of Morning Musume,
I will do my best with all my heart.
From now on, as an artist,
as an Iida Kaoru,
I will make a good work while facing myself.
Please support me.
Next, Yonezuke's sudden attack report.
Hello.
It's time for a fun English conversation.
How are you?
I'm fine.
The words I want to tell you today are...
Do my best!
Go ahead.
Do my best!
You're doing it with me.
Do my best!
Can you do it twice?
Do my best!
It's a mess from the beginning.
Let's do our best today.
I'm Yuto Nakazawa.
Nice to meet you.
After the second broadcast,
my goal is to become a farmer.
Ouch!
It's my fault anyway.
A single flower blooms in the studio.
I'm Asami Konno, a caster.
A single flower?
It's rude to say that.
Is it a single flower?
I can only hear your voice.
I'm Megumi Murata.
Nice to meet you.
Are you okay?
Your voice is like a single flower.
I'm like a single flower.
Where are you going today, Kyamei?
She's imitating Kuriyama.
I was imitating Kuriyama last night,
and I got drunk.
I'm Eriza.
I'm Kyamei.
Yeah!
I'm in Bosho, Tokyo.
A new single is going to be released.
I'm going to approach her this week.
Okay.
I'm looking forward to it.
What?
Got it.
It's like a broadcast.
You're good.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Let's move on to the first news.
Yes.
Sankaku's new unit W's first debut cover album will be released this Wednesday.
Yes.
It's a nostalgic album for the parents' generation who have a lot of Showa songs, such as Nagisa's Sindbad, Amin's Matsuwa, and The Peanuts' Love Vacation.
Is there a song you can sing in this album?
There is.
Is there?
Then...
Is there a song called Beauty Pair?
That's amazing.
Kakemeguru.
Kakemeguru Seishun.
The title is...
Kakemeguru Seishun.
Shut up.
I've said it so many times.
It's mostly a duo.
That's why it's called a duo.
That's right.
That's true.
Murata.
Yes.
Do you have any information about W?
Yes.
According to the people involved, both of them said,
they were motivated to do their best and finish it as soon as possible.
They showed great concentration and finished it in no time.
Both of them went home quickly.
Quickly?
Because they want to play.
That's right.
They concentrate on their work seriously and use their free time effectively.
It's important.
I summarized it now.
It's okay.
Next is the broadcast.
Kyamei.
Yes.
I'm the on-site Elizabeth Kyamei.
Yes.
On Wednesday of this week,
Abunatsumi, who is waiting for the release of the new single,
is shooting something in this studio.
I'd like to go there.
Yes.
May I?
Go ahead.
I heard it's a castle, but it's surprisingly cold.
Hello!
It's cold.
Thank you.
Can you tell me what I should do to survive?
What I should do?
Yes.
I can tell you everything, but...
Yes.
Well...
The person who asked me...
I mean, the person who asked me...
I'll do my best to make her live.
Are you sleeping, Abe-san?
I'm sorry. I'm not sleeping.
Are you okay, Abe-san?
I'm not.
My speech is worse than usual.
Hang in there.
But it's a song with a strong message.
It's not that light.
It's not.
I've been watching you all the time.
Thank you.
I've been watching you all the time.
Really?
And here...
What about here?
And here...
An old turtle...
Ta-da!
What are you doing?
It's a self-made beat.
I'm happy.
I'd like you to teach me the chorus part.
Do you have any tips?
The chorus is good, isn't it?
That's right.
There are two patterns, but...
Do you want to do it?
Let's do it.
The pants are a little big.
Let's do it.
It's a little big.
32 beats!
I'll do 16 beats.
Yeah!
Like this...
No, wait.
That's right.
You know, this part has an accent.
Abe-san!
What is it?
I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
It's hard to teach.
Let's do it together.
1, 2, 3!
Why are you so excited?
I don't want to do it anymore!
You won't be able to hear it.
Everyone won't be able to hear it.
That's it!
We told you about the mask!
Bye bye!
Good luck!
This is?
We have to wear the jacket and the photos.
So, Murata-san.
Do you have any information about Abe Natsumi-san?
Abe-san will start his concert tour next month.
Please take a look at this clip.
What do you think this is?
Here it is.
This is the weather forecast for the past 5 years in Osaka.
The concert will start on June 12th at the Kosei Nenkin Hall in Osaka.
I predicted the weather.
For the past 5 years, it's been sunny, cloudy, sunny, cloudy, and rainy.
I think it will be sunny again in 2004.
I don't think we need to worry about the umbrella.
I'm going to predict it now.
It's going to be a rainy season, but I think it's going to be sunny.
Say something like that.
I didn't say that.
Have a great week!
See you next week!
Bye bye!
People always think that when they hear the answer that was always by their side
It's because of someone, for some reason, even if I'm angry, if I have a delicious meal, I'll forget
Let's go drink some tea, after Ibukun's walk, at times like this, it's fun to be alone
You do my best, with all your might, and that's the only thing you can't do
That's why, the moment you become a card, it seems a little heavy
You do my best, with all your might, you let go
That's why, I can't stop loving you, let's go for a drive
That's why...
I'll do my best, I'm always serious
That's why I'm always worried about you
I'll do my best, you always support me
That's why I can't stop loving you
Let's go to karaoke
Goodbye
Here's a present from the program!
A digital camera capable of shooting high-quality 3.2-megapixel images with a simple operation from Olympus,
the Camellia X350.
And a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music and video software from the Japan Record Association.
You can apply for each of these cards here.