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Old and New! Morning Musume.'s Imitation Battle!
Over the past few episodes, hot battles have taken place in the Gachinko Imitation Battle!
Various new characters are born from this battle and break through!
Imitation Battle
I'm bored!
No!
I don't want to!
Two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
What's going on?
What new characters will be born this time?
The impersonation battle begins!
How are you spending your Sunday afternoon?
I'll reveal it once I change channels!
Haramoni Kouhaku Impersonation Battle 2004!
Today is an impersonation special!
We've done a lot of impersonations in the past.
But today is a new one, right?
By the way, Fujimoto, Tanaka, Kamei, and Michishige are the first to try impersonations.
How is it? Is it perfect?
It's not perfect.
It's perfect.
Perfect?
It's perfect.
But last time, Ogawa said,
We're going to do something so interesting.
There's a new Ogawa, right?
That's why everyone's looking for new characters.
So maybe the four of us can make a new discovery!
This time, it's an impersonation battle between two teams of Kouhaku!
From anime characters to popular dramas.
The end is Kishida and Tatabi Booba.
The five girls will do an impersonation 12 times in a row!
To be honest, there are some subtleties, but that's a big mistake.
Stay tuned until the end!
This time, we have a very special guest as a judge.
It's this person!
Please come in!
Kouhaku!
What the hell am I doing?
You always start from here, don't you?
How do you feel as a judge?
I usually get judged.
So I'd like you to have fun today.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Let's start with the first round.
The top batter is Tanaka and Ogawa.
They will compete by imitating each other.
The red team's top batter is Reina Tanaka.
The blue team's top batter is Aya Matsuura.
IZUZU Boyz, let's say goodbye
Without caring
IZUZU Boyz, I'm not a pure girl like you think
That was good
Cute
IZUZU Boyz, thank you
Next is Ogawamakoto
Ogawamakoto?
This is Takahashi Ai's impersonation
Even if I sleep, even if I sleep, I can't sleep, I can't sleep
Even if I play, even if I play, it's still not enough, it's still not enough
If I had a cake, I'd eat it all
The other kids look delicious too, yeah, yeah
Let's go all out, let's go all out
If we get up early, woah woah woah, yeah yeah yeah
It's life, so even if we lose our rhythm
It's not too late, yeah yeah yeah, woah woah woah, yeah yeah yeah
Let's go all out!
Let's get it on!
Take a shower!
Wow wow wow! Yeah yeah yeah!
Because it's life
Let's go with the rhythm
Seriously! Yeah yeah yeah!
Wow wow wow! Yeah yeah yeah!
Let's go with the rhythm
Ogawa Makoto and Takahashi Ai's impersonation!
Here we go!
Wait a minute, Takahashi-chan!
Thank you!
Takahashi-chan!
Your appearance is too similar!
What kind of hairstyle is that?
I was wondering what to do when you were behind me.
Were you nervous?
No, I'm glad.
So, both of you appeared in the first round.
Both of you were great.
I'd like to ask the judges.
Who are you?
How was Tokio's impersonation of Jyoshima-san?
Both of you were doing your best.
You have to make a decision in the first round.
It seems difficult to make a decision.
The winner is either Tanaka or Ogawa.
Please raise your fate card.
I did it!
I think you'll be nervous if it's a cup battle.
You were defeated for the first time, right?
You did it proudly.
That's good.
That's the best.
But...
I'm glad.
I'm a little embarrassed.
You were a little embarrassed.
I was very embarrassed.
Are you stressed now?
Yes.
Tanaka and Ogawa, thank you very much.
In the second round, they will challenge a completely different character.
In the second round, Rika Ishikawa will impersonate Sakana-kun.
I'm Sakana.
I'm a tuna.
I'm going to give Sakana-kun some information.
This is a tuna.
The origin of the name tuna is because it's black.
That's interesting, Ishikawa.
Take off your shoes and do your best.
Thank you very much.
That was cute.
Next is Fujimoto Miki's impression of Setsuko in Hotaru no Haka.
Here you go.
Did you run out of rope already?
Nii-chan, Setsuko's stomach is full, isn't it?
Hey, Nii-chan, where did your mom go?
I'm playing with my mom!
So cute!
Ishikawa, come over here.
Higashiyama, you're cute enough!
I was practicing and it flew away.
It flew away?
You don't have to say things like that.
Let's ask the judges.
Who do you think it is?
Yusuke-san and Maria-san, who do you think it is?
Both of you are crazy!
That was really good!
Tsuyoshi!
That was really good.
Really.
It's hard to choose.
It's different.
It's fun and...
Let's have Hori-san judge.
Please!
This one!
Tsuyoshi!
That was really good.
Ishikawa-san?
That was really good.
It's hard to choose.
But it was good.
You have to match your outfit.
I wanted to see more.
I watched it for about 2 hours.
I want to eat honey.
I heard it for the first time.
I don't have any repertory.
I did it for the first time.
What is this?
This is impossible.
Next up is
Kurosuke from Kiteretsu Daihyakka.
Next up is
Kurosuke from Kiteretsu Daihyakka.
I'm Kurosuke!
Kiteretsu!
Do you have any new inventions?
First kiss!
My stomach hurts.
This is embarrassing.
This is your first time, right?
This is my first time, right?
I was confident.
When I was imitating someone else,
I was confident about this.
You were imitating the song, right?
But, Kurosuke didn't sing.
Is it a corn or a turtle?
I think it's difficult.
I'll do my best.
Well...
I'm the one who looks like her, but...
It's because of COVID-19, but...
It was fun.
I'm glad.
I think impersonating is self-satisfaction.
I looked like I was having a lot of fun.
Because I wasn't embarrassed at all.
I think it was good that I did it proudly.
Yes, thank you.
The fourth round is Takahashi vs. Niigaki.
The fourth round is...
The white team is Takahashi Ai.
It's an impersonation of Kenichi Mikawa.
Please.
Takahashi Ai
Cute.
You're getting used to it.
Cute.
Wait a minute.
Takahashi, wait here.
Wait here.
The red team is Niigaki Risa.
It's a greeting medley in the morning.
Please.
Congratulations.
Good morning, Yasuda.
Good morning.
Good morning, Ai.
Good morning.
Good morning, Mako.
Good morning, Gaki.
How are you?
Good morning, Iida.
Thank you very much.
That was amazing.
Let's ask the judges.
How was it, Tetsuro Megawa?
I don't know what you're talking about.
I'm glad.
I'm really glad.
How about you, Uda Kaiin?
This is...
difficult.
This is...
difficult.
This is always a difficult course.
But Mameno is...
I feel like I only know Miuchi.
It was like a morning greeting.
Let's judge.
Who will win?
I won!
Thank you.
Degawa-san,
you did a solo skit.
You did a solo skit.
This is a very high level.
Will you do a new impersonation?
I can do it.
I was thinking of doing business with you.
Thank you.
But Takahashi-san was good.
Because it is cute.
Hey, Mito.
No way lol
Give me back my uncle!
NYAAA
super duper high!
I'm going to take a picture with you.
Good for you.
They look different when they're together.
Wait here.
Next, the red team.
Yaguchi Mari and Michishige Sayumi.
The drama is called Buttons and Roses.
There was a sparrow in the park.
A gun!
I'm scared!
Run!
Yaguchi, that was a gunshot, wasn't it?
I think so.
You were shot.
Don't worry.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Who shot me?
You were shot.
I'm fine.
Don't worry.
You were shot?
I'm fine.
Are you sure?
I think it's over there.
Let's split up and look for it.
Don't worry.
Don't worry?
It's painful.
Where are you?
Let's play in the park.
A moth is dead.
A sparrow is dead.
It's not a moth.
A sparrow is dead.
To be continued
I can't get out of here.
I can't see your face.
All right, Hakuba!
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
No, it's the other way around.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
Don't step on me. You'll get hurt.
Over there.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Over there.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
No!
I was hit around here.
No!
Hey, who hit me?
Oh, I have a gun.
Hey, you!
I'm calling you!
Nobody's here.
It's you.
No, it's not.
No.
You're the one who hit me.
But...
Wait a minute.
I'm calling you.
You're the one who hit me.
Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai, Senpai.
Senpai!
What?
There was a guy with a gun over there.
He's not here.
It's true.
There's a weird guy.
Senpai.
No.
There was a guy with a gun over there.
No.
What?
It was a long time ago.
Once upon a time,
there was a man with a gun.
I think I've seen him before.
I'm scared.
You idiot!
I'm scared.
We're not foxes.
We're raccoons.
We're not raccoons.
We're raccoons.
We're not raccoons.
By the way, what are you?
We are...
What's that?
We are...
It's too old!
What are you doing?
Why are you laughing?
We're investigating a crime.
Let's go.
Wait, you'll take us to the police?
You can't do that.
Don't touch my face.
My teeth will dry out.
I don't know.
Ai-chan? Ai-chan?
Where are you?
Ai-chan? Ai-chan?
Mama-chan!
Ai-chan!
I was worried.
Those kids saved me.
Thank you.
I'm glad I met you.
Children are mothers.
Haramori Park.
Good, good, good.
I'm sorry.
I'll give you this bell.
Is there a treasure inside?
It's inside.
Let's open it!
Water is a sparrow's treasure.
What a waste.
I'll eat it.
Kiss, kiss.
Next, the red team.
Yaguchi Mari and Michishige Sayumi.
Drama, Button and Rose.
Listen carefully.
You're not a button.
You're a female pig.
I'm a button.
I'm not a female pig.
Shut up!
Get out!
What are you doing?
You're the one who called me.
Shut up!
I'll use this spray to tear your clothes.
Stop it!
My clothes will be torn.
Someone help me!
You can cry!
I'll ask the judges.
Who is it?
How was it, Terry Ito?
It was great.
I'm so happy that I can continue acting.
I'm so happy.
It was like a play.
How was it, Kotaro?
It was detailed.
There were many detailed scenes.
I thought it was great.
How was it, Button and Rose?
I felt like I was watching a drama.
I thought it was great.
Shige is usually calm.
It was the opposite.
I thought it was the opposite.
There was a female pig.
I was surprised.
I thought you were crying.
I was surprised by this line.
It's hard to say.
I think it's difficult.
Is it Tsujikako?
Or is it Shige and Yaguchi?
Please judge.
It's really difficult.
It's difficult to judge.
This is great.
Protect the character.
You still want to continue even if it's over.
You have a strange guts.
It was great.
These two teams were interesting.
It was difficult.
Tsujikako and Yaguchi were good.
It was realistic.
I said something I couldn't say.
I thought it was good.
This is the final round.
Next is Iida Kaori.
It's pretty scary.
I made a mistake.
It's so scary.
It looks like a treasure.
Amazing.
If you look at it from the front, it looks like a real one.
Excuse me.
Mr. Sho, can you wait here?
Aren't you coming with me?
Thank you.
It looks like a real one.
I was surprised when I saw it.
I'm falling in love with it.
It's scary.
Let's continue.
Next is Hitomi Yoshida.
It's an impersonation of Bun Takagi.
This year, Morning Musume.'s main role musical will start soon.
In the second half of the show, she was completely caught up in the back of the girls practicing for the stage.
This is the main role of the musical. I asked Tsuji to draw it for me.
Really?
She asked me to draw it.
I couldn't help it.
I asked Tsuji to draw it.
She asked me to draw it.
She told me to draw something that could be seen on TV.
I drew it so that it could be seen on TV.
This is Sukiyaki V.S.T.A.R.I.E.
The highlight of Sukiyaki V.S.T.A.R.I.E. is that it uses words that we don't usually use.
We also do something like this in Harumoe.
Let's do it.
We do this.
Kaori Toyoshi, who moves her body even during a break.
Can you do this?
I remember it well.
This time, I'm going to be a part of Hot Saru.
I'm not good at it.
But I'm thinking about the ad-lib from now on.
I'm going to do it gradually.
I'm going to do it in my mind.
This time, Ai can speak standard Japanese.
But she's not good at it.
But this time, she's got a good intonation.
It was my first time last year.
So I was thinking about what to do.
But this year, I'm going to do it in my mind.
I'm going to think about how to say the lines.
I hope I can do it.
And this person seems to be dissatisfied with the impersonation that was broadcast today.
I'm definitely going to go to Antokyo.
I'm going to go to Iida from Aibon.
I'm going to introduce my friends.
It's my first time last year.
I shouldn't be nervous.
I'm nervous.
Oh, she's here.
She's here.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm sure there's something I can do because it's Morning Musume.'s music.
I'm not conscious of the end at all.
I want to cherish every day.
I want to do my best.
So I want you to see it as a small child.
I want you to understand that you can save the world from something really simple.
I don't know.
I'm not in it.
I don't know, but I have to practice my part.
I don't know my part, but I want to remember it.
Their musical will start on May 29th.
The next group is HITOMI YOSHIDA and BUU TAKAGI.
HITOMI YOSHIDA and BUU TAKAGI
I have a stomachache.
Please come to the center stage.
It's hard.
It's really hard.
I'd like to ask the judges.
Mr. Otake of SUMMERS, how do you feel?
Both of you are funny.
But YOSHIDA's wig is upside down.
This is good.
It's all a lie.
This is difficult.
It's amazing that there is only the final round.
I noticed one thing.
It's the first time KAORI has appeared in front of the camera.
Her disguise is amazing.
I feel like a YANKEE.
This is difficult.
Will KAORI or YOSHIDA win?
Please raise the card.
The winner is KAORI.
What is the winner?
KAORI had a lot of momentum.
KAORI thinks she is a lady.
KAORI has become a YANKEE.
BUU TAKAGI slipped.
BUU TAKAGI was good.
I'm sleepy, so I'll go home.
This is difficult.
This is a quiet impersonation.
This is the end of the game.
The total score is 3 to 3.
Is that so?
The judge will judge this.
This is difficult.
I understand.
Please judge.
Who is the winner?
The winner is AKAGUMI.
I'm glad.
What is the reason?
AKAGUMI has a lot of impersonations that I have never seen.
I felt fresh.
AKAGUMI has a lot of impersonations that I have never seen.
This product will be sent to the winning AKAGUMI.
This is really delicious.
This is frozen.
What do you think of the winning team?
I'm nervous.
Please talk to each other.
I will do my best.
I will eat this.
Please eat this.
ITADAKIMASU.
This is delicious.
Are you eating this?
I lost.
I had an interesting impersonation.
It's been a long time since I played this game.
Do you want to eat this?
This is the award for the best player.
Please eat this.
Everyone is eating this.
The award for the best player goes to...
It's time for the Hello Professionals Hour, where we tell you the latest Hello Professionals news from last week.
Last week, we did a lot of research to find out what's going on.
I hope you're all doing well this week. I'm your host, Yuko Nakazawa.
I'm your host, Asami Konno.
Is there anything you're interested in about the Hello Professionals?
I was working with Melon Kinenbi the other day, and I noticed that everyone was wearing black.
Shibata-san was pretty white and famous.
Oh, he was famous?
Everyone was wearing black, right?
Oh, I see.
Melon Kinenbi-san, I heard you've been working outside a lot lately.
Oh, I'm sorry. Can I say my name?
I'm Murata, the commentator for the Hello Professionals.
Last week, I couldn't talk much like a cat that I had to borrow.
So I'd like to show more of myself this week.
More?
Is that okay?
More!
Is that so? That's great.
By the way, why do you work outside a lot?
Well, I heard that everyone has been working outside a lot.
Well, it's not my job to work outside.
So, where are we going this week?
Let's call the reporter, Kamei-san.
I'm the reporter, Elizabeth Kamei.
Today, I'd like to talk to a member of Morning Musume.
I see. She's not here yet, is she?
She's not here yet.
Okay, see you later.
See you later.
Okay.
Okay, let's get started.
Here's the first news.
Yes.
The third single of the series, Let's Go,
will be released this Wednesday, the 26th.
In June, the single version of this song will be released as well.
Do you have any information about this song, Kamei-san?
Yes.
And...
And?
I've never heard of it before.
And...
The youngest member of Berryz Kobo, Sogaya Risako- chan,
and Nakazawa Kanto are going to be 21 years old.
Oh, wow.
I'm surprised.
You're going to say that, too.
Please continue.
Everyone says that when they enter this corner.
I don't care anymore.
Is that all?
That's all.
Okay, let's move on to the next news.
Yes.
Goto Maki's musical, Sayonara no Love Song,
will be released on DVD this Wednesday, the 26th.
In addition to the musical scene,
Goto Maki's on-stage appearance is also included.
If you missed it, please take this opportunity.
Let's move on to the next news.
Yes.
Yuko Nakazawa's 10th single, Do My Best,
will be released this Wednesday, the 26th.
That's all.
That was fast.
You were already clapping.
What are you talking about?
Don't you have this information?
Don't you know this information?
Well...
Hey, hey.
This is enough for today.
I've got some information.
I'll tell you.
Yuko Nakazawa's 10th single, Do My Best,
will be released this Wednesday, the 26th.
It's the theme song of a TV drama
starring Yuko Nakazawa.
Do my best!
That was fast.
I was surprised.
Thank you.
Some of you may not know, but it's a scene in a TV drama.
Yuko Nakazawa's 10th single, Do My Best,
will be released this Wednesday, the 26th.
Do my best!
That's all.
Let's take a break.
Kami-san.
Ah!
She's finally here.
She's Ai Takahashi.
Nice to meet you.
Ai-chan.
Mom's Ai-chan.
Ai-chan.
Mori-chan.
This time,
you'll release your new single, Watame,
this Thursday.
Yes.
How is it going?
I can't tell you that.
It's a secret.
Where did you shoot?
Well...
Tokyo.
Ah, Tokyo.
I went to Tokyo and Okinawa.
Ah, Okinawa.
Well,
Watame's title...
It's not the title request,
it's the origin of the title, Watame.
I'd like to hear the origin of the title.
The origin of the title is...
It's supposed to be soft and sweet.
Oh.
It's supposed to be soft and sweet.
I heard that.
I'm just repeating it.
Today,
I'd like you to tell me
a pose you took
when you were shooting a photo album.
A pose?
Yes.
Hold on.
A sexy pose, please.
Is there a sexy pose?
Is there?
Yes.
What else?
What?
Takahashi,
is there a pose you recommend?
Is there a pose you recommend?
Cute.
What about me?
Cute, cute.
Cute.
Yes.
That's all for Takahashi Ai's
behind-the-scenes report.
Good luck.
Where?
Cute.
Show me.
How is it?
Well, it's okay.
You're cute.
What?
You're cute from the side, too.
From the side?
You're still fine.
Don't say I'm still fine.
If you say that, I'll get hurt.
You bastard.
Murata,
by the way,
do you have any information about Takahashi?
Yes.
The title of the photo book is
cotton candy.
I don't think you've noticed,
but the nickname of cotton candy is
cotton candy.
Did you know that?
Murata, you have a lot of information.
Because I'm Murata.
Murata, you have a lot of information.
But you're not lying, are you?
No, I'm not.
It's all true.
It's true, but it's vague.
Yes.
It's okay.
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
That's all.
I didn't write anything else.
It's over.
I see.
That's all for this week.
It seems to be over safely.
That's right.
Let's do our best again next week.
Yes.
That's all for this week.
It was Hello Flower.
Goodbye.
The best player award goes to...
Everyone is eating.
The best player award goes to...
Niigaki.
Wow.
Yes.
Thank you very much.
Hello.
Good morning, Yasuda.
Good morning.
Good morning, Ai-chan.
Good morning.
Good morning, Mako-chan.
Good morning, Gaki-san.
How are you?
Good morning, Iida-san.
I didn't expect idols to interact with each other.
I was a little shocked.
Good morning.
I think it's great.
Thank you very much.
It's really great.
Thank you very much.
I want to be a great impersonator.
You can start from today.
How did you feel when you first saw Morning Musume.'s impersonator?
You're asking me that?
How did you feel, Takuya Kimura?
To be honest, I was more of an open team.
I think I was a little closed.
I'm more of an open team.
Really?
Otake-san, what did you think?
It was really great.
It's a little old-fashioned.
It's all a lie.
It was great.
Everyone, it was really great.
We had a lot of fun.
Thank you very much.
That's all for the impersonator battle.
Thank you very much.