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Harumoni's Shuffle Fight of Destiny!
So, everyone, what do you need to do this show?
Well, talent, of course.
Yes, of course!
Well, this kind of thing is no good.
That kind of thing is no good.
Health is important, right?
Health is important.
Yes, health is important.
Yes, I think entertainers need a lot of things.
Today, let's try one of them, the game of luck.
The Shuffle Fight of Destiny will be played by five people.
After the topic is given, the five people will think of an irresponsible answer that they don't want to do themselves.
The five people will shuffle the answers and choose one person from the five people in the roulette.
That person will have to announce and execute the other person's answer as if it were their own answer.
Even if it's embarrassing or uncool, please do your best.
Is that okay?
Yes!
Of course, we also have some wonderful products.
For those who did their best to announce it, we'll give you a fight show.
For those who think of a nice answer, we'll give you a hit show.
Please do your best.
Hello, Morning!
A super-embarrassing confession of love.
And, what's more, a right-handed girl.
The story of the moment of tears.
For the right-handed girl, it's a big fuss because the water is overflowing.
It's a perfect fit for the Hawaii tour that was held the other day.
This time, too, it's a rampage.
Where are you going?
Next, we'll show you the charm of the right-handed girl who was in Hawaii.
It's the first day of the fan club event.
Today, I'm going to have a photo shoot.
It's sudden, but it's a perfect fit for the right- handed girl's Hawaii tour that was held in March.
The right-handed girl fan club tour in Hawaii.
About 500 people participated.
This time, too, a large number of fans boarded the plane to Hawaii.
The first place to visit was a large resort located in Korina, west of Oahu Island.
Here, the one-on-one photo shoot where the participants are most nervous is held.
I'm nervous.
I feel like I'm auditioning.
This time, the right-handed person is the most nervous.
About 500 photos were taken.
Thank you very much.
I was wondering what to do when I met you.
I'm so happy.
Usually, we can't meet in one-on-one.
It was the first time to greet each person properly.
It was fun.
The participants went to the lunch time without waking up from their first meeting.
Suddenly, they entered the lunch time.
The fans were very excited about the large service of commemorative photography.
And soon after the break, they entered the outdoor quiz event.
The right-handed person was given a luxury product.
It's fun.
It's really fun.
On this day, they also took a group photo of each bus.
One, two, three.
They were very satisfied.
This is the end of their first day.
The second day of the tour.
Why are they so excited in the morning?
The first event of the day was to exercise with the right-handed person.
By the way, it's in the middle of Waikiki.
I think it's a really good exercise.
Instead of morning radio exercise.
And this is the highlight of this tour.
Special live.
The participants are smiling more than usual.
And after the live, this event is waiting for you.
They shake hands with each fan who participated in the event.
The first two days of the tour have come to an end.
This is my first fan club tour.
I think two days is a very short time.
But in those two days, I was able to make good memories with Goto Maki and the fans.
I really enjoyed it.
I'm glad.
Yes.
Ishikawa is very embarrassed.
Let's start the first round.
The participants are Kaori, Rika, Fujimoto, Michishige, and Tanaka.
Please stand in line.
Please line up in this order.
The first topic is a very romantic confession of love.
Yes, that's right.
I don't know if you've ever confessed before.
This time, it's a very romantic confession of love.
Please think of a confession of love that you are too embarrassed to say.
I often read love novels.
Yes, that's right.
And the answers of the five people are shuffled.
Everyone, please come to the shuffled stadium.
Shuffled stadium?
It's just a table, isn't it?
Shuffled stadium.
That's right.
Shuffled stadium.
That's right.
Who will draw the picture?
Please check the picture.
Don't let anyone else see it.
Please take a look at it quietly.
Tanaka-chan.
Tanaka-chan is frozen.
She's frozen.
Who's Tanaka?
She's frozen when she sees Rika-chan's picture.
Don't worry.
She's drawing a picture.
She's not frozen, she's drawing a picture.
Let's decide who will confess on this stage.
No.1 is Kaori, No.2 is Rika-chan, No.3 is Fujimoto, No.4 is Michishige, No.5 is Tanaka.
Let's start the roulette.
Start.
Stop.
No.2.
No.2 is Rika-chan.
No.3 is Fujimoto.
No.4 is Tanaka.
No.5 is Fujimoto.
No.6 is Rika-chan.
No.7 is Tanaka.
No.8 is Fujimoto.
No.9 is Tanaka.
No.10 is Rika-chan.
No.11 is Tanaka.
No.12 is Fujimoto.
No.13 is Tanaka.
Here's the translation.
The meaning of the word I love is you and me.
The true meaning of passionate love is you and me.
Yes!
So, it's over.
I can't believe it.
How was it, Rika-chan?
I can't read it.
It's okay.
Kaori, can you confess your love?
I don't want to say it.
I don't know.
I don't want to say I love you.
The meaning of love is common in this world, but it's really different.
It's just between you and me.
I don't want to say it.
It's so hot.
Let's have one more person.
Let's do it.
Is it okay?
I don't want to say it.
Let's do it. Start!
Number 5!
Number 5 is...
It's bouncing.
Yes, it's Tanaka-cchi.
Thank you.
It looks fun.
Please announce the winner!
I'll be so excited if you're here.
I'll be so excited.
I'll do my best.
I love you so much that I sometimes cry.
Please love me as I am.
That's so cute.
How was it?
I'm so embarrassed.
I've never confessed my love to a woman.
My legs are shaking.
What's going on?
It's strange.
It's okay if you're singing.
I'm so embarrassed that I'm shaking.
Thank you.
How was it?
Makoto, you laughed too much.
How was it, Makoto?
I was so nervous.
The second round is Yaguchi, Yoshizawa, Tsuji, Konno, and Kamei.
The next topic is self-introduction of embarrassing lies.
What's that?
The next topic is self-introduction of embarrassing lies.
The second round has started.
What kind of questions will they get?
I'm so embarrassed.
I want someone to say it.
Don't you want someone to say it?
I want someone to say it.
It's time to shuffle.
Who will get the question?
Please make sure you don't look around you.
I don't want to.
I personally don't want Yocchan and Yaguchi.
You have to say it in your own words.
Who will get the question?
Start shuffling.
I don't want to.
No.2, Yocchan.
Yocchan.
I want someone to say it.
Wait a minute.
Yocchan.
Show us that part.
I don't want to.
This is Yocchan's self-introduction of embarrassing lies.
Don't be embarrassed.
Okay.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Hitomi Yashita.
I'm 18 years old.
I'm nervous.
Nice to meet you.
Cute.
I don't want to.
That's why I said I don't like it!
It's so cute!
It's cute!
Yocchi, you said it in a baby voice, right?
Yeah, I said it in a baby voice.
You don't usually use it, right?
No way!
What do you think, everyone?
It's interesting.
It's interesting, right?
Makoto, that voice is suspicious!
What?
Kudera-san was cute!
She was cute!
Her gaze is a little different.
She was cute!
Oh!
Yocchi's Gekokujo has begun to target Senpai Ishikawa!
What is the story?
This is the story of children who are fascinated by their mother's love.
Let's sing cheerfully today, everyone!
One, two!
Totoko!
Run, Hamtaro!
Sumiko!
Run, Hamtaro!
I love sunflower seeds!
I knew it!
Wait a minute, everyone!
Why don't Hitosuji-kun and Futasuji-kun sing together?
I don't know that song.
I've never heard of it.
It's very famous.
I've seen it on TV.
Yeah, you've seen it on TV, right?
We don't have a TV.
I've never seen a TV since I was born.
I see.
Don't cry, Hitosuji!
Because I want a TV!
I want to watch TV!
I feel sorry for you.
If you feel sorry, give me a TV!
It's okay.
I have 100 TVs at home.
I'll give you one.
Princess Tsubomi!
I'll give you a TV for the rest of your life!
Hitosuji!
Don't act like you don't know me.
But you want to watch TV, don't you?
What about you?
I don't have a TV!
Princess Tsubomi!
Let's sing a song you know.
You know a song, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Can you sing a song for us?
I'll sing a song.
I'm so poor.
I lost.
I'm so poor.
I lost.
I can't sing.
Why do you know that song?
Mom and Dad sing it before they go to bed.
They sing while crying.
I see.
Do you have any other songs?
No.
I don't have any.
What should I do?
It was a chime!
I was so close.
Let's sing a song next time.
Yes.
It's time for lunch.
Yes.
Have you brought your lunch?
Yes.
Wait.
Hitosuji and Futatsuji.
You don't have lunch today.
I see.
Tsubomi.
Where is your lunch?
My mom is waiting for me at the hotel.
I see.
You always have a luxurious lunch.
I see.
I'm sorry.
I'll buy you a Sakura-man.
Hello.
I brought your lunch from Mitsuboshi Restaurant.
Thank you.
I think your lunch has arrived.
Please bring it.
I see.
Tsubomi.
I'll buy you a luxurious lunch tomorrow.
That's great.
I'm jealous.
Because I'm rich.
Oh.
I'm hungry.
Thank you for coming.
You're welcome.
I'm hungry.
What?
Never mind.
Tsubomi.
I brought your lunch from Mitsuboshi Restaurant.
It's a 7-flavored fried chicken.
Here it is.
Don't wash your hands.
This is the lunch for you.
Ms. Fut esquey!
Don't act up.
Because we would never
have a lunch like this.
I heard Yumiko saying that.
Although I'm wealthy,
I'm very humble risk.
Why don't you have a lunch?
One, two, I brought a lunch box.
A lunch box!
I brought it.
Here you are.
Mom.
There are so many cute kids.
There are two of them.
They are so small.
I'm sorry. This is the best I can do.
Just bear with it!
But...
Even if it's small, even if there's only one,
Mom held it for us.
Don't you understand how Mom feels?
Big brother!
I understand.
You understand, right?
Mom!
Let's eat together!
I'm sorry!
What's that? A bento?
Don't laugh!
Even if it's just one onigiri, I'm jealous of Hitoshiji-kun and Futashiji-kun who can eat what you make.
What did you say?
Because we only know the taste of cooking and delivery!
Me too.
Mom always buys me bread for my bento.
Me too.
Is that so, Tsubomi-chan?
Countess.
Doctor.
Children's feelings can't be changed by money, can they?
It seems so.
From now on, please make handmade bento for Tsubomi-chan.
I understand.
First, I'll get caviar, foie gras, and shark fin.
Countess.
I don't think that's a good idea.
That's right! I'm sorry!
Let's eat!
Mom.
Tsubomi-chan.
I'm sorry, Mom!
The shuffle fight of fate.
In the third round, these five people will fight each other.
The next topic is what you want to say to the members.
Even if you think about it every day, please think of something you can't say to yourself.
The first topic is what you want to say to the members.
It's very ordinary, isn't it?
There's a lot of nonsense hidden in this.
What is that?
Please check it out.
It's very ordinary, isn't it?
What is this?
Who will it be?
Switch on!
No. 4 is Kome-chan.
Who is it?
I'm Kome-chan.
This is so strange.
It's weird.
Don't point fingers at me.
Wait a minute.
Kome-chan will go.
Please say something to the members.
Ishikawa-!
My ginger is cute and it's shining!
Thank you very much!
Good! Good!
Kame-chan is strong, isn't she?
It's funny!
Everyone is Kame-chan!
It's good, isn't it?
I think if Yoshi said it, it would be a big hit.
Rika-chan, I mean Yocchan, do you want to say it?
Yocchan, please do it again.
Really?
Yoshi said it. I'm scared.
You're great.
I did my best.
Yocchan, please do it again.
This is Yocchan's version.
Ishika!
I'm cuter and shinier.
Right?
You have such big eyes.
You're scary.
I don't want to go in.
Shige-san, it's okay.
Rika-chan, don't get depressed.
This is a gag.
It's funny.
Shige-san's version.
Ishikawa!
I'm cuter and brighter.
Shige-san!
You did it.
You said it at home, right?
I practiced at home.
You said it, right?
That was amazing.
I was moved.
It's amazing.
You're a senior.
You can do it.
That's right.
We're following you.
Are you okay?
We have to follow you.
Let's move on to the next person.
Start!
Number 5.
Yo-chan, please show us.
Can I use the tools?
It's funny.
This sentence is amazing.
It was a long time ago.
Shige-san, please show us what you want to say to the members.
Fujimoto-san.
I can't get close because I'm afraid of how to sit.
Ogawa-san.
It's really disgusting.
Don't eat this.
Shige-san.
Shige-san is good at acting.
Look at Mako-chan's face.
Makoto is shocked.
Shige-san is just saying what Yossi wrote.
This is not my true feelings.
What is your true feelings?
It's not my true feelings.
It's what everyone feels.
It's not just one person.
It's terrible.
Shige-san, how was it?
It was refreshing.
The fourth round.
Iida, Kago, Takahashi, Ogawa, and Miigaki.
The fourth round.
What is the topic?
It's a love poem.
It's not about smell.
It's about smell.
Iida is not good at this.
What will the others write?
This might be good.
Why is Natsumi not here?
That's right.
Okay, we're done.
I'm going to throw it.
What is it?
This is good.
The focus here is on who will get the answer Iida wrote.
Did you check it out?
Please take a look.
It's long.
The two with the long one.
What is it?
Are you ready?
Who is going to read the poem?
Start.
Number 3 is Takahashi.
Wait a minute.
Iida.
You can grab something.
I'm embarrassed.
This is Takahashi's love poem.
I love you.
Sometimes it's hard to see.
Sometimes we fight.
Sometimes we cry.
Sometimes we lose to the flow of time.
But I always love you.
What is it?
The way you work hard.
Morning Musume.
I love you all.
I see.
How was it, Ai-chan?
I'm embarrassed.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
You know, when you're busy,
you love everyone,
but when you're sleepy or tired,
you feel down, right?
It's a little embarrassing to say that in front of everyone.
I see.
I guess I didn't convey it well.
What?
How was it, everyone?
What's that?
It's twitching.
It's broken.
Hey, Yo-chan.
What's your reaction?
I want to wear a futon.
Rosé, what's wrong?
Your face is so red.
It's embarrassing, isn't it?
It's embarrassing.
You love everyone, right?
Well...
I'm sorry, Makoto.
It's okay.
It's weird.
Are you okay?
Are you okay, Kaori?
Kaori, you look funny today.
I'm sorry.
This is new, isn't it?
I could only see your hands.
Your legs are like this.
Let's move on to the next one.
It's interesting.
Stand.
Stop.
Gaki.
This scene is so cute.
It's Gaki's love poem.
Please do it seriously.
Go ahead.
Sometimes it's hard.
But if you try harder,
happiness is waiting for you.
When it's hard,
just put a line in it,
and you'll be happy.
I'm happy now.
Wow.
It's cute.
What's wrong?
Why are you thinking like this?
What do you think?
Why did you come up with that?
Your ears are red.
You're an adult.
When did you start thinking like this?
You look lonely.
I love the word happiness.
I often write happiness.
It's hard to put a line in it.
It's embarrassing to do it there.
I don't usually say this.
Where did you say don't put a line in it?
You're trying so hard to write it.
How long are you going to put a line in it?
Let's leave it alone.
People and people whisper.
It becomes a word called people.
Mune Mune 43
Let's eat.
It looks delicious.
It's good to eat outside once in a while.
It's hard.
I heard that Yoshi is coming to this temple to talk to you.
What? Yoshi?
Everyone, hurry up and clean up the food.
Hurry up and go to the temple.
Hide the weapons in places you can't see.
Hide it, hide it.
In places you can't see?
Hide it, hide it.
We are one team!
What do you want to talk to us about?
In fact, there are rumors in the world that I'm a man,
that I was an idol, and that I'm going to be a comedian.
What?
No, that's not it.
I, a woman, want everyone to see the new charm of Hitomi Yoshizawa.
What?
Please give me love
Let's find out Yossy's new charm
Let's find out Yossy's true self
G-DRAGON Question
Let's get started
To find out what kind of girl Yossy is, we'll ask you 6 questions. Please answer truthfully
Here we go
What's your ideal type of man?
Macho
Softy macho
What do you want him to eat?
Omurice
What kind of words do you want him to say?
Don't be serious
Wait, wait, wait
Don't leave me
What part of you do you think is sexy?
Upper lip
Upper lip?
I don't know
Don't do that
What kind of man do you want Yossy to be?
I want her to be
I look like this
Wait, what should I say?
I look like this
Don't say things you can't say
Okay
I look like this
I'm shy
No way
Time's up
Let's look back
Your ideal type of man is softy macho
What is softy macho?
Softy macho is
You don't have to be trained
You just need to have a straight line
How about this?
I like this
I like a guy like Tsuji
She's confessing
What kind of food do you want him to eat?
Omurice
I can make omurice
Really?
Tell me how to make it
Ketchup
Isn't it a quantity?
Wait, wait
It's a material
I'll make rice
Wait, you'll make rice?
Don't you make vegetables?
Vegetables
Mixed vegetables
She's honest
Just making rice is feminine
It's a frozen food
I'll cut it
Chives
What?
You don't put chives?
If you were to be proposed, what would you say?
Don't leave me
What does that mean?
Act it out
I'm a man
I walk like this
Don't leave me
She wants to be left
Do you want to make Hitomi Yoshizawa your girlfriend?
I do
Why?
It's easy
But if I make her my girlfriend,
I don't feel like we're a team
A team?
We're a team
We've been eating bagels for 4 years
I heard from Ayaka
When Ayaka had a fever,
Yoshi took care of her
Yoshizawa
It's hot
Wait
Here
Why are you doing such primitive things now?
Stop it
You can't do that
I'll make you an omelet with frozen food
Act it out
That's good
The second image correction project
We're going to make a promotion video of Yossi
I'm Hitomi
We're going to make a promotion video of Yossi
Please look forward to it
The second image correction project
We're going to make a drama
We said it last week too
We're going to make a drama
It's going to start soon
Please watch it for a week
It's going to end on Sunday at Hello!Prowide
We'll do our best
I'm sorry for the long name
I'm Yuuko Nakazawa
Thank you for your support
This week's topic is the problem of P-mako
I've been called an old lady
I feel like I'm an old lady
I wake up early
You're early
I wake up at 5 or 5.55
I usually sleep at 2 at night
I wake up at 7 every morning
I've been really worried about this lately
I'm P-mako
How are you?
I'm going to blow you away today, so follow me
The dog over there
Come on, break with you
What's that?
I'm strong, short, and charismatic
I'm Marushi Kondo
Can you see me?
I can see you
I can't see your eyes from here
Oh, cute
Hey, hey, hey
Look, look, look
Is that okay?
Yes
Are you okay with that today?
I wonder if it's okay
It's okay, it's okay
It's okay, it's okay at all
If it's a little painful, you can take it off somewhere
Yes
Leave your mother as it is
Let's move on to this week's Harapuro information
First of all, let's start with this topic
Yes, Ayaya will release Matsuraya Single V Clips 2, which is a PV of a single song on Wednesday this week
Yes, the 7th single of the September release in 2002
There are all 7 songs, from the beautiful song to the latest single, Hiyashinsu
Next is a topic about Morning Musume
Ojamaru came to cover this
Yes
This year will be the 4th year
The season of Morning Musume's musical has come
This year's musical is
Help! Wake up the hot earth!
So
What kind of musical will it be?
I came to ask these two
VTR Ojama
Hello, I'm Ojamaru
Are you going to cover it properly this time?
I always do it properly
Today, it's the first time, but what about the first challenge musical?
After all, I'm excited, but I'm really looking forward to it
I'm looking forward to it
I would like to play with a pretty pose
Yes
Is it okay?
Does it have anything to do with the musical?
It has a relationship
This is also a training
Yes
I will go
I will go from Ojamaru
Pretty pose starting with Ojamaru
Wait a minute
Was it pretty now?
It's pretty
Yes
Then again
Then I'll go again
Is it pretty?
Pretty pose starting with Ojamaru
I've been losing in a row. I've never won a single time since this started.
I thought I'd win today.
What did she come here for?
I don't know.
But I'll do my best for my first musical.
Yes, thank you.
A slightly echoing musical.
Help! Wake up the Earth over there!
Thank you.
Since it's an echoing musical, we need to think about how to use the microwave.
Oh no.
It's not the time to be making a sound.
I have a habit of making small sounds.
A habit?
I'm happy when I make a lot of sounds.
So I'd like to make it an echoing musical.
That's right.
Let's think about it.
By the way, P-Mako.
Yes?
Who are you?
What kind of role do you play?
As you all know, I'm in the Sukiyaki club.
Oh.
Did I make fun of you?
What's a Sukiyaki club?
Well, this is...
Is it going to be long?
I'll make it short.
Make it short.
If you don't have a house, tell us.
The Sukiyaki club is the last stage of the bridal training.
That's weird.
It's true.
Then I have to join, don't I?
That's fine.
I didn't add it there either.
It's okay.
It's noisy.
What is it?
I'm sorry.
So?
So, this is the end of this week.
Oh my.
One, two, three.
Monkey.
Gorilla bun bunji.
Why?
It's okay.
I want to do it with Nakazato.
Wait, wait, wait.
I can't keep up with you.
Telepathy, telepathy.
Telepathy.
I can't keep up with you.
What's that at the end?
I don't understand.
Bun bunji.
I'm an ordinary person.
Well, it doesn't matter.
So why did you sing that now?
Is it related to the musical?
I thought it was the last ending.
Next week.
See you next week.
What is it?
See you next week.
Didn't the staff tell you to take off your glasses?
It's a fun story.
What does that mean?
Will you take it off, Nakazato?
It's okay.
I'm not that kind of character.
That's all for this week.
Who will win each prize?
And...
That's all for this week.
I'd like to announce the prizes.
The prize for the winner is...
Shige-san.
Thank you.
Shige-san, please.
There's a reward card.
A reward card.
There's something amazing in it.
Shige-san, please.
Please open it.
Congratulations.
I don't know what it is.
For some reason...
What is it?
It broke, didn't it?
Shige-san, this is for you.
It's cute.
I'm happy.
It's April, so I'll give you two of these.
Here you go.
Thank you.
What are the other prizes?
Let's take a look.
Luxury earpick.
This is amazing.
Hot spring trip.
And 5 kg of rice.
That's a lot.
This is amazing.
5 kg of rice is good.
I love rice.
That's good.
I'd like to announce the prize for the winner.
The prize for the winner is...
Kaori.
Here you go.
I'm glad you chose this.
Congratulations.
Let's see what's inside.
Is this a hand power?
This is it.
Here you go.
Open.
Congratulations!
I'm so happy.
Congratulations!
Wow!
Who are you going with?
A doctor?
Let's go together!
A doctor?
Let's go!
Really?
Let's go!
Yay! Thank you so much!
Let's go together!
Let's go!
Hinokira Tenburo, starting on the first day of the month,
we present you with the Chuzenji Onsen Mizunosato Marukyu Ryokan,
which is famous for its private baths and gourmet dishes.
Everyone, what did you think of this new project?
It was fun!
I was a little nervous.
But we did it.
We defeated ourselves.
That's right.
But, you know,
we can watch it on TV now.
Yeah, I think so, too.
So, we were happy to see you grow up.
That's it for today's Hello! Moni Destiny Shuffle Fight!