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Use your brain to get a reward! Morning Musume. New Year's Party 2004!
From now on, the Morning Musume. members will be divided into two teams.
You will be challenged to a quiz.
Now, you will answer the questions I give you.
If you can answer the reason why it will be like that,
You can eat the food here.
Let's get started.
Question
According to a rule, divide the drink you have into water or milk.
Will the Sakura team be able to break this rule?
This is milk.
This is water.
Now, this is...
I got it!
This is...
Boo!
No, no, no, no.
It's not.
What is it?
Mil-Make!
It's not Mil-Make.
I don't know.
Hayao, did you get it?
What is it?
It's not cow dung.
I don't know why it will be like that.
Let's check the question again.
This is milk.
This is water.
Now, this is...
Is this drink water or milk?
What is it?
It's a prank question.
I don't know.
Milk, water.
Gacchan got it right.
Milk, water.
This is milk.
This is water.
This is milk.
It's not.
This is water.
I got it!
What is it?
Okay, okay, okay.
Okay, okay.
Lemon!
Why?
Correct!
What is it?
Okay, correct!
Here you go.
Yuki-san, you can eat it too.
Do it again!
Yuki-san, you can eat it too.
I'll definitely get it!
This is a bit easy.
Here I go.
This is a hint for everyone in front of the TV.
Please pay attention to Yabuki-san's eyes.
This is milk.
This is milk, right?
This is milk.
This is water.
What is this?
Wait, did I get it right?
What is it?
Correct!
I got it!
What is it?
I was looking at it carefully.
Correct!
Yuki-chan, Yuki-chan.
Okay, okay.
Why?
What is it?
This is...
Is it the difference between this and this?
No, it's not.
You should have made your head softer.
I ate a lot of kamei-chan.
I'm sure this is...
It's a drink, right?
I was looking at Yaguchi-chan's face.
Look at it.
I'm going to look at it.
This is milk.
This is water.
What is this?
I got it.
It's not yorime.
I don't know at all.
Kamei-chan is an idiot.
Time's up!
The correct answer is...
This is milk.
Pay attention to Yaguchi-san's eyes.
When it's milk, she's looking at the cup in her hand.
On the other hand...
This is water.
When it's water, she's not looking at the cup.
Now, have you noticed the difference?
Water that you don't look at?
That's what it is.
What is it?
I don't know if my heart is beautiful.
That's what it is.
You have to keep your head soft.
Because it's New Year's Day.
I'm not good at this kind of problem.
It was hard.
Next, the members of Otome-gumi will challenge the same problem.
However, contrary to their expectations,
Tsuji, Ogawa, and Tanaka won.
However,
there is a girl who is frustrated because she doesn't know the answer.
And that's no good.
I'll start.
This is milk.
This is water.
Now, what is this?
Yes.
Did you get it?
Yes.
Did you get the reason?
It's mandarin orange juice.
What?
Please look carefully.
This is milk.
No.
This is water.
I got it.
Now, what is this?
Yes.
What is it?
What?
I got it.
Here you are.
Thank you.
I got it.
Now, why?
I got it.
Yes.
I got it.
Let's do it again.
Can you eat it?
Yes, I can.
Is Ishikawa the one who can't answer until the end?
Or is it Michige?
This is milk.
Yes.
This is water.
Yes.
Now, what is this?
Yes.
I got it.
What?
Milk.
Why?
Correct.
Only Michige got it right.
I got it.
You don't know at all, Michige.
You look like you're having fun, Michige.
This is delicious.
Curry is coming out.
Is this milk?
This is milk.
This is water.
I don't want to drink milk.
No.
Time up.
Water.
So, they gave the answer to Michige who couldn't answer until the end.
Water?
You're smart.
Smart.
Michige.
Michige, it's a shame.
Do your best, Michige.
The year 2004 has just begun.
Hello, Morning.
After this, there will be 50 NG episodes.
Hello, Morning.
Today's Hello, Morning is NG special.
From this year's Bakusho Happening to Hello! Project's Kappa no Hanamichi,
50 NG episodes will be released for a year.
In addition, they will have an exclusive interview.
How was the battle?
Bakusho NG episode.
Let's start with this scene.
I'm in trouble.
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
I didn't know what to do.
I shouldn't laugh.
I'm sorry.
She's like an old lady.
Take 2.
I'm in trouble.
But it's a wireless meal!
You?
No, it's not.
We were having lunch at the Chinese restaurant over there.
But it was free.
I'm sorry.
Please don't take it.
And so,
Bakusho's NG Part 1
It's so boring.
Yasuda is waiting for Abe in this scene.
Wataru, I'm in trouble.
What's wrong, R-ko?
What's wrong?
Wait a minute.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
Nacchi has a lot of apologies.
Next, Take 2.
Is there anything interesting?
Wataru, I'm in trouble.
What's wrong, R-ko?
This place is our place.
I'm sorry.
What's the name of the place?
What's wrong?
R-ko, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
One more time.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Next, Take 3.
It's supposed to be a tense scene.
I'm in trouble, too.
Let's take a look.
Why are you laughing?
It's impossible for them to laugh at each other's faces.
Next, from the OK scene.
That's all!
No, that's enough!
You two, stop fighting!
I hear a voice somewhere.
It's here, isn't it? Here!
I couldn't see it.
You two, you can't fight, can you?
Shut up!
You're in the way.
Can you stop us?
Well...
For some reason, the bad guys attack Yatsugi quickly.
Here's the NG.
Stop fighting!
I hear a voice somewhere.
It's here, isn't it? Here!
You two, you can't fight, can you?
Shut up!
What? What? What?
Say something!
It's here, isn't it?
You're in the way.
It's here, isn't it?
Mikiti is already scared.
Aren't you still on duty?
It's lunch time.
You're really cheeky.
Next, pay attention to Chiyokai-san's door.
Chiyokai-san is really bad.
It's really scary.
It's here, isn't it?
Are you feeling better?
Yes, thank you very much.
I'm glad you're feeling better.
It was delicious.
What do you mean?
I skipped it.
It was good, wasn't it?
Excuse me.
What is it?
Goro-san is looking at us.
Excuse me.
Did you hear something?
I heard something.
You heard something, didn't you?
Next, the OK scene.
Kaoru-chan!
Hello.
I wanted to see you.
Kaoru-chan!
I wanted to see you.
Did I make a mistake?
Hello.
Hello, Kaoru-chan.
I wanted to see you, too.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, everyone.
Next, the scene where the two of them burst into laughter.
You can't forget that face, can you?
Especially that one.
Weird eyebrows.
Look at this face carefully.
You shouldn't appear in my dream.
Hey.
Don't look at me.
Apologize to this girl.
Why?
The moment she thought that she had to stand up again,
a surprising person appeared.
Actually,
these girls' summer vacation ends tomorrow.
I'll do it again.
Actually,
these girls...
Actually,
these girls...
Actually,
these girls' summer vacation ends tomorrow.
I'll do it again.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
The culprit is this person.
I'll do it again.
Actually,
I'll do it again.
And this girl?
Sorry.
This girl also became angry when
this girl also became angry
when she heard that other girls were having
a years-long vacation.
I heard that other girls
who heard about the summer vacation
cheered up and felt out of
I heard that other girls who heard about the summer vacation
cheered up and felt out
I don't want to fight.
Why are you crying?
Do you feel sorry for her?
I don't want to fight.
What was it?
I don't want to fight.
Again, the culprit is this person.
Next, from the OK scene.
Don't you have a boyfriend?
Who do you think you are?
You're a summer vacation idiot!
Idiot!
Next, the NG scene.
Adults are always like that.
I'll do it again.
I'm sorry.
Let's start with Tako-san.
This time, many people fell for it.
Finally, it's the ending.
Wait a minute.
Tako-san!
Let's go, too.
You're weird today.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
I'm sorry.
I don't know what's going on.
Don't look at me.
I'm standing normally with that face.
Again, the culprit is this person.
Next, from the OK scene.
You're a summer vacation idiot!
I'm sorry.
I'll do it again.
That's enough.
Hey.
Yes.
How do you feel?
You're the best.
I'm sorry.
Who are you?
That's how it should be.
Again.
You're a summer vacation idiot!
I'm sorry.
I'll do it again.
That's enough.
I'm sorry.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
You're fast.
I didn't get my shoulders massaged.
I want to get my shoulders massaged.
It was a useful premonition.
Next, from the Harumoni Theater.
The most unusual happening in history.
It's supposed to be a normal opening.
Stop.
Let's start.
What happened to Iida?
What will happen next?
Hello Morning!
Good-bye, love air.
If you're going to cry, then cry.
All love is a soap bubble.
If you're going to fall in love,
then fall in love with the right person.
Soap bubble.
Bakusho Energy Part 2
Hitomi and Bushi.
Let's start with their American jokes.
Look at Takahashi on the left.
Hi, Hitomi.
I'm Bushi's favorite child.
Why?
I haven't seen it.
Bushi's favorite phrase.
Hitomi and Bushi.
Look at their American jokes.
Hi, Hitomi.
Do you know Bushi's favorite phrase?
I don't know. Tell me.
I'll tell you.
Bushi's favorite phrase in Japanese is...
I don't know.
You don't like Bush?
You're a samurai!
Do you know the president's favorite Japanese food?
I don't know. Tell me.
I'll tell you.
The president's favorite Japanese food is umebushu.
Oh, umebushu!
It's sour!
Umebushu!
Bush! Bush! Bush!
Senpai, my stomach hurts.
There are so many things going on when you're working at the factory.
I want to quit.
Please don't quit.
At this point, the two of them are in a lot of trouble.
It's a disaster!
Fishman!
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I don't know.
There's no answer at all.
That's great.
I'm going to cry.
I'm going to be bitten.
I don't know.
There's no answer at all.
It's a disaster!
What's so hard about it?
Why are you crying?
It's a disaster!
What's so hard about it?
That's it!
You know what?
What?
That's it!
Me too!
I can't speak!
It's a disaster!
Are you okay?
You scared me!
Ogawa-san is an idol.
My stomach hurts!
Next is the OK scene.
I'm going to date you in a very nice sand bath.
Are you betraying me?
I fell in love with this woman!
Kouha doesn't need a woman!
I swore!
Give it to me!
If you wear the same uniform as me,
I'll date you in a very nice sand bath.
Are you betraying me?
I fell in love with this woman!
Our Kouha won't forgive you.
I won't forgive you.
I'm sorry!
Suji-san is too casual.
My name is Lucy Goto.
Next is the cool Goto's NG.
I'm sorry. You're Lucy, right?
That's right. I'm Lucy.
What do you want today?
You should say it normally.
What do you want?
I... What did I do?
What was it?
You're cute.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm an American.
Next, let's look at the two rappers' casual lines.
1, 2, 3, come on!
I'll go straight to you!
I'll go straight to you, too!
White and long are daikon!
Yo! Yo!
It doesn't hurt even if you bump into me!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo!
What's next?
My throat is kong-kong!
My seat is kong-kong!
My nose is kong-kong!
My snow is kong-kong!
My nose is kong-kong!
My snow is kong-kong!
They're already in a mess.
Foxes and foxes and foxes are kong-kong!
Everyone is kong-kong!
I'll go straight to you!
What will happen? We'll get married!
He can't get married!
I'm sorry.
Where should I start?
I don't know what to say.
What should I say?
Next is the opening scene.
My snow is kong-kong!
My nose is kong-kong!
My seat is kong-kong!
I'll go straight to you!
And the NG scene.
My snow is kong-kong!
My nose is kong-kong!
My seat is kong-kong!
There's no mistake, right?
My seat is kong-kong!
She shouldn't be kong-kong!
Next is the opening scene.
My nose is kong-kong!
My seat is kong-kong!
Oh my god!
This is Kazunoko.
Sujiko!
Tarako!
Oh my god!
What's wrong?
Um...
Are you Tarako's sister?
Yes, I'm Kazunoko.
The oldest sister is Sujiko, and the second sister is Tarako.
People call us the three beautiful sisters.
Why did you say that?
Excuse me.
What?
You said Sujiko.
I said Kazunoko.
Kazunoko!
I'm sorry.
It happens sometimes.
I'm sorry.
It happens sometimes.
That's funny.
She's going to say OK again.
Please tell me.
If you pay me, is that OK?
Yes.
Then, please write as much money as you want on this piece of paper.
Is that OK?
Here you are.
This is a piece of paper!
You did it!
Grandma, please eat fish.
Next, NG scene.
Is that OK?
Grandma, please eat fish.
Is that OK?
Where's the fish?
Fish!
Abe-san!
Fish!
This is just a robbery.
That's what I thought.
There's no fish.
The next NG is from that brother again.
My name is Ayano Koji Mashimaro.
Handsome!
I'll give you my clothes.
I never wear the clothes I wore once again.
Why?
Stop it!
Why, brother?
I said stop it.
3, 2, 1.
Stop it!
Why, brother?
Don't push yourself too hard.
The next NG is from the Harumoni Theater.
It's supposed to be a normal opening.
Ball!
Stop!
Let's start training!
There's a big kama-kiri!
Kama-kiri?
It's this big!
I was surprised.
I'm so surprised.
I'm sorry.
I'm so surprised.
Look, it's so big.
I'm scared.
I'm scared, but I'm more scared than Kaoru.
I thought I saw something weird.
I'm so surprised.
I'm sorry.
That's all for Ekimae Kouban Monogatari.
This is a love story of hippos living in the river.
Minimoni was a hippo.
Minimoni's hippo's flower path.
Hippo's flower path NG scene.
Here, we will show you the popular scene of Minimoni's hippo and the NG scene of the hippo's flower path.
Let's start with the NG scene of Minimoni's hippo.
I'm angry, but I'll let you know how amazing Minimoni is.
That's what it should be.
I'm angry, but I'll let you know how amazing Minimoni is.
That's what it should be.
Tsuji, you read too much Kanpei.
I'm angry, but I'll let you know how amazing Minimoni is.
Next is Marippa's NG.
Tomorrow, February 3rd, is the Lunar New Year!
Everyone, let's eat some beans!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What is it?
Beans! Beans!
I'm sorry.
Let's eat!
Huh?
Aren't you going to eat?
I'm sorry.
Let's get back on track and take 2.
I'm sorry.
It's fine.
Hey!
Aren't you going to eat?
I'm sorry.
A scene from a comic drama, Good Kappa.
Pay attention to Konno-san's passion.
Who are you?
Who are you, Asao-san?
Be honest, who are you?
Marippa?
Aren't you ashamed of dressing up like that at 20?
This is the NG scene.
Who are you?
Hey, Asao-san?
I'm sorry.
Next is a scene from Good Kappa.
At that time, I was in love with Frog Kero-kun.
Does that mean Marippa-nee-chan is in love, too?
This is the NG scene.
At that time, I was in love with Frog Kero-kun.
Does that mean Marippa-nee-chan is in love, too?
Of course not.
Marippa-nee-chan needs education as Kappa.
I'll get education, Kero-kero.
I'm sorry.
Let's go again.
Takahashi-san's repeated NG.
First, the OK scene.
Why didn't you tell me the truth?
I've been alone since I was born.
I was happy just to live with my family.
So I didn't tell you about my siblings.
Why didn't you tell me the truth?
I've been alone since I was born.
Why didn't you tell me the truth?
Take 2
I've been alone since I was born.
I'm sorry.
I've been alone since I was born.
I'm sorry.
She made a mistake at the end.
I've been alone since I was born.
I was happy just to live with my family.
So I didn't tell you about my siblings.
Did you say it?
Let's kiss.
I've prepared it for you.
Take 1
Can you see it?
I've prepared it for you.
I'm sorry.
Take 2
Can you see it?
Of course.
I've prepared it for you.
Take 3
Aoshima.
Amaterasu, is this real?
It's real.
Why?
Wait a minute.
What was it?
That's all.
Congratulations.
I can do anything if I drink it.
Today's tears are too salty. I don't want to see these tears. Even if the earth changes after 100 years, my feelings won't change.
Byebye!
was not Byebye
This is an emergency!
Hello! Project's 4th episode!
Pay attention to P-Mako's cuteness!
First, the nervous first appearance scene.
Hi, everybody! Nice body!
I'm the information caster for Hello! Project,
P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa. I'm Konno Maruse.
How was it, Nakazawa-san?
You read too much.
You look like you're on TV for the first time.
You're on TV!
About the new song...
I'm just reading it.
Me, too.
Me, too?
P-Mako-san was nervous,
and I thought she'd be fine.
But it's cold in this studio.
She's too nervous.
So, let's take a look at P-Mako's cuteness!
Information caster!
I'm Mako-chan.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
Do you know who this is about?
It's Makoto-san, right?
Here's the information caster.
I'm Oga-Dokkoi.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
This is the original.
Look at your face.
Disgusting.
Don't film me.
I will.
I want to see your face.
Let's stop.
Stop it.
I'll introduce myself.
I'm O-G-A-O-G-A.
My name is Oga.
Don't be nervous.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
What's that?
Haniwa-san?
Hanawa-san?
I'm sorry.
Hanawa-san?
You got it wrong.
I'm a smart beauty from Niigata.
I'm the information caster.
Don't say that.
I'm weird.
I'm smart, bright and energetic.
I'm this kind of person.
Don't say that.
You have to do it properly.
I did.
What did you do?
I did this.
Do it again.
Maybe.
I'm sorry, Niigata.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
I'm embarrassed.
My face turned red.
Don't say that.
I don't know that.
Do it again.
New member Miki Fujimoto and Roki joined.
This is the first single of 15 members.
DVD and VHS will be released.
What?
It will be released at the same time.
Please look forward to it.
Isn't it strange?
I think so.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
Don't say that.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
I'm embarrassed.
Good morning, Max.
I will aim for the president of both countries.
I'm sorry, Charmy.
I've never been a president.
I'm P-P-P-P-P-Makogawa.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Max.
You are the same.
I'm sorry.
I'm surprised.
Can I continue to play this game?
I can't continue to play this game.
I'm worried about you.
I will continue to play this game forever.
I like your energy.
I'm still 15 years old.
I'm sorry.
That's all for this week.
Will this continue?
Hello, Morning.
January 3, 2004.
There is a surprising news.
Tsujikago has graduated.
The staff who heard the news are here.
Every year, Hello! Project has a concert at Nakano Sun Plaza.
Every time I'm so proud of you
I like your energy.
There is an exciting stage in front of many fans.
There is an announcement from the leader.
I have been active as the fourth member of Morning Musume.
Kago Ai and Tsuji Nozomi will graduate from Hello! Project this summer.
Congratulations.
Kago Ai and Tsuji Nozomi will form a new unit.
I will do my best until I graduate.
Tsuji Nozomi and Kago Ai have graduated from Hello! Project.
How does Tsujikago accept this fact?
Let's ask them.
Tsuji Nozomi and Kago Ai have graduated from Hello! Project.
I was called by two people.
I was wondering what I was doing.
I was wondering if I was graduating.
I was wondering if I was lying.
I may have said, eh?
Since I was accepted.
Since I was accepted, I said, eh?
I don't remember what I was told after that.
I don't remember at all.
I was so excited.
I was sad that my daughter was graduating.
This is a good opportunity.
This is a good opportunity for me to grow.
I'm glad I got an iPhone.
It's fate.
I think it's fate.
I feel the same growth since I got an iPhone.
I feel the same thing.
I think I'm getting taller.
I don't even know how much I've grown.
Everything is symmetrical.
I think I can do anything if I have an iPhone.
I can do anything because I have an iPhone.
I don't like it.
I can do two things.
I don't like it.
You don't look sad.
I don't look sad.
You don't look sad.
You were like this.
I couldn't believe it.
I'm a morning girl.
I make everyone smile more than I do now.
I'll do my best, so please support me.
I was surprised, but I think the fans were surprised, too.
I won't betray your expectations.
I'll do my best, so please support me.
I'll do my best.
NG scene continues.