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Christmas V!
Help me!
I'm going to test your love for the members.
Haramonin, touch and feel! Who are you?
Today, we're going to play a game to test your love for the members.
You see each other's faces almost every day.
Of course, you can tell just by touching a part of the members' bodies.
I think I can tell.
You can tell?
Yes.
If this is this part, you can tell just by touching it.
Close your eyes and tell me.
I can tell each member's hands.
I can definitely tell.
I can tell who has a thin neck.
I can definitely tell who has a thick body.
I can tell who has a thick body.
Why can you tell?
I can feel something.
Not this part?
You can tell just by touching this part.
Haramonin!
Today's Haramonin is a Christmas special.
Yaguchi Santa will appear in episode 493.
This time, it's a Christmas version with all the characters.
The two teams will play a game to test each other's love for the members.
Let's get started.
This time, the two teams will play against each other.
The first team is Kaori, Yoshizawa, Fujimoto, Konno, Ogawa, Niigaki, and Michishige.
The second team is Yaguchi, Ishikawa, Tsuji, Kago, Takahashi, Kamei, and Tanaka.
Let's start with Kaori.
Team Iida will guess who is breathing.
Team Iida, are you ready?
Team Yaguchi, please raise your hand without making a sound.
Team Iida, please come here quietly without making a sound.
Let's start with Team Iida.
I don't feel good.
Team Yaguchi, please raise your hand.
Team Yaguchi, please raise your hand without making a sound.
Team Yaguchi, please raise your hand.
Are you ready?
One more time?
I can't move.
You can't move?
Did you get it?
Here we go.
Did you get it?
One more time.
One more time?
One more time.
Yes.
You're cute.
Aki-san, let's go.
You don't get it, do you?
Okay.
I think I got it.
Are you okay?
Yes.
One more time?
One more time, please.
One more time.
Okay.
Please take off your blindfolds and guess who they are.
Do they really know who they are just by breathing?
Did you get it?
Let's see the answer.
First, the leader.
Kamei.
I see.
Why did you say it in a romantic way?
Kamei.
Why did you say Kamei?
I don't know.
I see.
Next, Yocchan.
Rika Ishikawa.
Why did you say Rika?
She's a bit...
I see.
Next, Fujima.
Rika Ishikawa?
I think so.
Why?
She's a bit...
I see.
Next, Ishikawa.
I see.
Next, Ishikawa.
Why?
Her shoes were a bit rough.
I see.
So, her heel was a bit rough.
I see.
Next, Yocchan.
Okay.
Ishikawa.
Why did you say me?
I see.
You asked her several times.
Yes.
Did you get it?
I did.
I think she's a bit short of breath.
I see.
I wonder why.
Next, Gacchi.
Okay.
Ishikawa?
I think so.
Why?
I didn't get it at the first time.
But, at the second time, she was short of breath.
So, I thought she was Ishikawa.
You looked like you got it.
I see.
Next, Jashige.
Okay.
Suji.
Why did you think it was Nono?
I didn't get it at all.
When I was blindfolded,
I wondered who she was.
She was over there, but she was over here.
She was there, wasn't she?
It can't be!
How is it, then?
I think she was quiet short of breath.
Did you get it?
So, then, who was the owner of breath?
The answer was...
Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi.
You paint too much!
Get off!
The correct answer was Rika-chan.
The correct answer for the lead team is 5 points for 5 people.
Next, the Yaguchi team, please choose a topic.
Oh, I'm sorry.
A knee pad.
The Yaguchi team will be asked to put their heads on a knee pad.
Risa Niigaki will be the one to put her head on the knee pad.
Will she be able to do it?
First, let's start with the Yaguchi team's leader.
Can I just go like this?
Yes, you can just go like this.
Are you okay?
I'm really scared.
I have no idea.
You can move around a bit.
What is this?
It's a knee pad.
Are you okay?
The Yaguchi team is like small animals.
I'm scared.
What is this?
Let's do it again.
It's a knee pad.
What is this?
I have no idea.
You can move around a bit.
It's nice.
It's warm.
It's hard.
I don't know.
What is this?
You can take it off.
You smell it, don't you?
Who is it?
Who are you?
This person is thin.
Ai-bon is...
I'm hungry.
It's embarrassing.
Who is it?
I have no idea.
It's hard.
Are you okay?
I got it.
It seems like Ai-bon got it.
Why?
I don't know.
Do you have a towel?
I don't think so.
That's right.
You can give it to everyone.
I don't know.
I got it.
You can move around a bit.
Wait a minute.
I don't know.
I think I got it.
I got it.
Really?
How did you get it?
What are you going to do next?
Wait a minute.
What is this?
It's hard.
Wait a minute.
Who is it?
It's hard, isn't it?
It's in my head.
Wait a minute.
Think about it.
Wait a minute.
I'll give it back to you.
Please gather around the team.
Please take off your blindfolds.
It was very long.
Please guess who it was.
Do you really know who it is?
The ultimate love of the members will be tested.
Let's see the answer.
First, the leader.
MIKITTY.
Why?
I want you to meet MIKITTY.
I see.
I got it.
How about Rika?
KAOTAN.
Why did you think it was KAOTAN?
I've never done it.
I don't think young people have ever done it.
Is there a difference?
Iida is the oldest.
She has a lot of experience.
I've never done it.
I think YOSHI has done it.
That's why I thought it was Iida.
I see.
How about Nono?
SHIGE.
Why did you think it was SHIGE?
It's hard and thin.
But it was hard.
I see.
I got it.
How about Aibo?
Konno-chan.
When I sit down, I don't open my legs like this.
It's open.
I thought it was a thin person.
I see.
I got it.
I thought it was Kon-chan.
I was down.
You were down?
I was down.
KAMI-chan.
SAIYU.
Why SAIYU?
After a concert or a bus, I sleep on SAIYU's lap.
Do you sleep?
Yes.
It was similar to that feeling.
I see.
That's good.
It was a good episode.
Yes.
How about Tanaka?
Yes.
Tanaka.
Fujimoto-san.
Why?
I thought it was a stiff leg.
I see.
What should I say?
I thought it was flat.
It was like this.
I see.
I got it.
Who is the owner of the pillow?
I'm curious.
Who is it?
One, two.
The answer is Gacchan.
There was no one.
I was surprised.
I didn't know at all.
I was surprised.
Today's Hanamoni is almost a Christmas special.
So we played a song that is perfect for Christmas.
One, two.
Merry Christmas.
I hope you meet a wonderful person
I want to decide on a part-time job this week
I want to decide on a boyfriend next week
Well, that's the kind of girl I am
If I don't wear a bath suit, I'll get cold
I have a lot of money to spend on school
I want to spend a lot of money on my birthday
I want to meet a Santa Claus
I want to meet a lover like in a movie
I want to have a perfect Christmas
I want to have a relaxing Christmas
I want to have a boyfriend in my head
I'm in a pinch this month, my phone is about to stop
If it's for my make-up, I'll get up early
I'm in a pinch this month, my phone is about to stop
I want to have a perfect weekend
I want to surprise you, Matsu
I want to be proud of you, you're such a wonderful guy
Are you really Santa Claus?
I've always believed in you
Santa Claus, Santa Claus!
Would you like some flowers?
How do you like the flowers I made?
Oh no! I have to go home soon!
It's time for my father and children to come home!
How about a Christmas present?
It's cold. My heart is cold.
In this town, there are families who spend Christmas perfectly.
There is no abnormality in patrol today!
What's going on? Please be careful!
Hello?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you Santa Claus?
No, I'm a real Santa Claus.
Real?
Yes, real.
I can't believe it.
Then I'll give you proof.
Tell me what you want.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Well, I want a boyfriend.
I'm 35 years old.
I have a stable income.
I don't have a son.
I want to have a house and land.
Is there anyone like that?
What?
I don't know how to react.
I'm sorry, but I can't give you a present.
Oh, really?
Then I'll give you a fur coat.
Come out of the fur coat bag!
Wow!
I believe you!
It's real!
I'm a real Santa!
I told you.
Wait, what's wrong?
I was giving out presents on Christmas Eve.
I'm tired.
Let's go to the hospital.
Yes.
Let's go.
Thank you, Santa.
You're welcome.
Let's go.
Yes.
Wow!
I got a present!
I got a present, too!
Did you get a present, too?
Yes, I did.
Did you get a present, too?
Yes, I did.
My name is Tsubomi Shirayuri.
I'm a rich girl.
Wow, Tsubomi, you're amazing!
You're so different from us.
Because I'm a rich girl.
I envy you.
You don't have to get a present.
There are children who don't get presents in kindergarten.
Yes, there are.
Those two.
Kanko and Futosuji.
You can't give presents to them.
Are they our children?
Why can't we give them presents?
Because they don't like it.
No, they don't.
You're lying.
You want a present with a lot of sweets, right?
No, we don't.
You're lying.
Then, I can give you some sweets.
You can't do that.
Right, Futosuji?
Stop it, Futosuji.
Don't forget that you're an idol.
I want sweets.
Be patient.
But my dad said
that you can't eat sweets.
You're wrong.
You can't eat sweets.
Your dad doesn't know that.
Stop it.
Don't make fun of my dad.
You're such a...
Stop it.
Wait.
I'll take it.
You're such a...
Stop it.
I'll run away.
Right.
It's Christmas.
Christmas...
Stop it.
Wait.
You're such a troublemaker.
I'll tell my dad.
Right.
Thank you, Tsubomi.
Let's go.
Wait.
Wait, Tsubomi.
Tsubomi.
What should I do?
What if he finds me?
I'm in trouble.
What should I do?
But Santa Claus exists.
I got it.
It's so easy.
What should I do?
You're a teacher at Harumuni Kindergarten, right?
Yes.
You look in trouble.
What happened?
The daughter of a teacher bullied me.
I know her.
Was she Gejitarou Futomayuge?
No.
The daughter of a white-collar worker bullied me.
A white-collar worker?
You're in trouble.
A white-collar worker?
There's no white-collar worker now.
She's here.
A white-collar worker.
I'm a white-collar worker.
I'm a white-collar worker's wife.
You're in trouble.
Be quiet.
Teacher.
Tsubomi was bullied.
I'm sorry.
Who bullied her?
The daughter of a white-collar worker.
What a funny name.
You shouldn't laugh.
I'm sorry.
Do you know where they live?
Yes, I do.
Show me the way.
I'll scold them.
Charles, let's go.
Let's go.
You're beautiful today.
Thank you.
Is that okay?
I'm afraid of a white-collar worker.
I can't do anything.
What's wrong, teacher?
I'll leave it to you.
I'm not a teacher.
I'm a white-collar worker.
I'm afraid of a white-collar worker.
This story is not over yet.
Next, Ida team.
What is it?
It's a back rub.
It's not a back rub.
It's a back rub.
Ida team will guess who is rubbing their backs.
Ida team, please raise your hand.
Please get on this train.
Please move.
Please stay as you are.
This machine is interesting.
Please rub your back.
Please stay as you are.
Please rub your back.
How is it?
I don't know.
You don't know?
Did you get it?
Please move to the side.
Please stand and move to the side.
I don't know.
Let's take a break.
I'm going to sleep.
This is really subtle and funny.
The team is having a big laugh.
They are having a hard time holding back their laughter.
It's warm.
Pako-chan, are you happy?
You looked happy just now.
Who is it?
I don't know.
I started to shake too.
Shake, shake, shake.
Are you okay, everyone?
This is the last one.
Pako-chan, are you okay?
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
I see.
It's a whirlwind of laughter.
Please take off your blindfolds.
Guess who it was.
If you know who it is, it's scary.
Let's see the answer.
Reina.
Reina?
Who is this?
What is this?
Next, Yocchan.
Sujinagami.
Why is this?
Abe-san said,
Why don't you stand up and lie down?
I didn't let my guard down.
I don't know.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
My nose was running.
Next, Fushimoto.
Kago-chan.
I was confused between Tsuri-chan and Kago-chan.
I was spinning.
Next, Kome-chan.
Kame-chan.
Kame-chan?
Mako-chan.
Ai-chan?
Why is it Ai-chan?
Her back was warm.
Next, Yaguchi-san.
Kawa-chan?
Why is it Kawa-chan?
Next, Shige-san.
Yaguchi-san.
Why is it Yaguchi-san?
She laughed a lot.
Yaguchi-san laughs at everyone.
So I thought it was Yaguchi-san.
She laughs at everyone.
She is laughing.
Who was the owner of the back that everyone touched?
It was Tsuri-chan.
Abe-san?
Did you say it?
Abe-san?
I was surprised.
I was like, what was it?
Should I do it horizontally or vertically?
The correct answer is 1 point.
Next, Yaguchi-san.
Please choose a question.
There was only one.
That's right.
Cheek patting.
That's good.
The Yaguchi team will be asked to guess who is patting their cheeks.
Please raise your hand quietly.
Okay.
Let's start with the leader.
Let's start with Yaguchi.
Kiss me like that.
Yaguchi-san?
One more time.
Next, Rika-chan.
Please raise your chin.
This is the front.
This is the back.
It's warm.
Is that how you feel?
The chin is good.
Rika-chan, you're like a guest.
I'm like a guest.
Let's do it again.
She looks embarrassed.
Okay.
Let's continue.
Please raise your chin.
It feels good.
That's good.
Why is this guy so chubby?
What?
No way.
What?
I don't get it.
What?
Here you go.
One more time, please.
One more time.
Here you go.
What?
Here you go.
Here you go, Tanaka.
What is it?
This hand feels good.
It's warm.
You're a kind person.
Are you ready?
Team Ayaguchi.
Take your blindfold off.
Who was it?
Please guess.
This may be the easiest question.
Who is the correct answer?
Let's start with Ayaguchi.
Yuuki and Konkon.
I see.
Why Konkon?
She touched me gently.
I see.
Rika-chan.
Makoto.
Is it Tama-chan?
Yes.
Her hands were warm.
Makoto's hands are always warm.
What about you, Nono?
Makoto.
Do you think it's Makoto?
Yes.
Her hands are soft.
This time it's Asami-chan.
I see.
Her hands were soft.
Sorry.
I kissed her.
What?
I kissed her.
Her hands moved.
It was Asami-chan.
I see.
What about you, Takahashi?
This time it's Asami-chan.
This time?
Her hands were slow.
I think it's Asami-chan.
Next, Kame-chan.
It's Ogawa-san.
Why?
I imagined her being touched.
But it was only Ogawa-san.
It was only Ogawa-san.
Makoto has been shy for some reason.
Why?
It's nothing.
I see.
Tanaka-chan.
I imagined Makoto being moved.
Who has her hands touched?
Who is the owner of the hand that Makoto chose?
1, 2, 3!
It was Shige-san!
How was it?
It was Shige-san.
Really?
Really. Do it again.
Do it again.
I'm scared.
No, it's not.
My hands are cold.
I think it was warm.
I thought it was Udon-san's hands.
I'm nervous.
I don't know.
I'm nervous.
I'm scared.
It was Shige-san.
Really?
Yes.
The result is...
Team Iida got 6 points and Team Yaguchi got 0 points.
Team Iida is the winner!
How old are you?
It's Christmas.
I'm 43 years old.
What's going to happen to Team Iida?
Merry Christmas!
Thank you very much.
Marippe-Santa, I heard you had a wish today.
Yes.
Actually, the unit I'm in, ZIGS, is releasing a second single.
Oh!
That's great.
Thank you.
But you're all pretty sexy for your age.
That's right.
So, in order to become a sexier woman,
I decided to change my nickname.
I'm going to give Marisa Kiyaguchi a sexy nickname.
By the way, I have an example of the nicknames I've had so far.
Yes.
Ta-da!
There are quite a few.
Wow!
There are a lot of programs in it.
Well, this area is probably all Halloween.
That's right.
This is...
KenKen-san read it for me.
It's like you're calling yourself.
That's right.
Ta-da!
Marilyn Monroe.
What?
What did you say?
Excuse me, please speak in Japanese.
You know Marilyn Monroe, right?
I know her.
I'm the same.
Marilyn Monroe.
Not Marilyn, but Marilyn.
A little husky Marilyn.
Miku is sexy, right?
Please call her.
One, two.
Sexy, right?
Yes, sexy.
Yagushi.
Good.
Yagushi.
I think it's sexy to be out of breath.
Tentou Musubi.
You're out of breath, aren't you?
Isn't the nickname too long?
Tentou.
One more time.
Tentou.
Well, do you have a favorite nickname?
What should I do?
You like Marilyn, right?
Yes.
Do you like it?
Yes.
From now on, Yaguchi Mari's nickname is Marippe.
Again, Marilyn.
No.
What?
It's not sexy at all.
Marilyn.
That's it.
Now that you've decided on a new nickname,
will you join us in training?
I think it's good.
So, Daibutsu-sama, today's topic is...
Here it is.
The name of the era.
I'll explain the rules.
According to the rhythm of the wooden fish,
you have to say the words that match the topic.
The number of times you hit the wooden fish is up to three.
The number of times you hit the wooden fish will move the answer around the clock.
If you make a mistake in the answer or repeat the same words,
painful love will be waiting for you.
Let's start with Marilyn.
Are you ready?
Ready, go!
Muromachi era.
Edo era.
Jomon era.
Heisei era.
Nara era.
Showa era.
Heian era.
Yayoi era.
Shichida era.
What is it?
I don't know.
Suzuki.
I don't know.
It's my first time hearing it.
Wait a minute.
It's my first time hearing it.
No, no. I heard it in a class.
Is it the era of peach color?
Wait a minute, Azuchi Momoyama.
I don't know that.
It's not the era of peach color, it's the era of Matsuda.
No, it's not.
The next topic is
correct!
Director Hayao Miyazaki's movie collection.
Let's start with Love Cue.
Yes.
One, two.
Love Cue starts with 4, 9, 3.
The god of sand teal.
Mei-chan's
Totoro.
No.
Majoro Takumi.
Ken-kun's Rapita.
Wait a minute.
Totoro.
Rapita, Rapita.
Ken-kun's white Rapita.
What else is there?
Mononoke.
Lupin-san.
Miyazaki Haru-san's first movie.
That's a B-movie.
Love Cue.
We are going to play Love Cue.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
I don't fail even once.
I don't know what is good.
What is this?
Call me Marilyn.
I'm sorry.
This week,
we are going to play
Hello! Project.
This is
Hello! Project.
It's normal to say that.
So, I thought
I should change my way of saying it.
That's what I thought.
This week,
I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
I'm Hideo.
Dad,
this year is already the end of December.
Yes, it's December.
December is Shiwasu.
It's a time when everyone is busy.
Speaking of Shiwasu,
I'm going to talk about
what Nakazawa-san cares about recently.
What is his heart?
Shiwasu.
I'm Rima Kogawa.
Don't be so depressed.
That's the reason.
Don't be so depressed.
It's boring because I know too much.
Why?
I did my best.
Yes.
640 million
fans,
hello.
Today,
I'm going to catch your heart.
Don't look at me like that.
It's not VTR.
I haven't said anything yet.
Marushi Kono.
Cute.
I like this more.
Don't look at me like that.
I haven't seen it yet.
It's okay.
I'm back to my usual self.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
This week,
the 4th issue of
Omnibus Pucchi Best
has been released.
Hello! Project's
single songs
Omnibus Pucchi Best
will be released on December 17th.
Starting with the song of
the shuffle unit,
Morning Musume, Otome Gumi, Sakura Gumi,
Country Musume, Melon Kinenbi,
Pucchi Moni, Mini Moni, O.K.
Abe Natsumi, Maeda Yuki,
Hello! Project members' songs,
and Morning Musume and
Hello! Project members' songs.
It's me.
I haven't said it yet.
It's Yuko Nakazawa.
No, it's a louder voice.
Say it properly.
It's Yuko Nakazawa.
Next, it's about
Morning Musume's solo project.
Morning Musume's member,
Ai Takahashi,
will release
the DVD of
Hello! Project's
photo book,
Takahashi Ai.
Takahashi-san is really cute.
What?
She's really cute.
Where are you going?
Let's do our best.
Good, good.
I'll do my job.
Takahashi-san,
Ojamaru-shi will give a report.
Ojamaru-shi,
you went to Hawaii
and came here.
Let's watch it together.
Do you know?
Aloha!
Ojamaru-shi,
I'm here.
What is this?
Blue, shining sea.
White sand, Hawaii.
Hawaii.
This is a dressing room.
Diamond head.
Ala Moana shopping center.
Hawaii.
This is a dressing room.
You are kiwi, papaya,
mango.
Hawaii.
I feel like I'm in Hawaii.
Hawaii.
Yes, yes.
This is Hawaii.
I took a photo book,
a DVD.
It's very open.
It's like Aloha.
You took a photo book in a dressing room.
It's a dressing room.
You said Hawaii.
It's a dressing room.
You took a photo book in a place like this.
I feel sorry for you.
Are you okay?
Do you have a fever?
Damn it.
Take care of yourself.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to release a photo book and DVD that I took in Hawaii, so please look forward to it.
I was embarrassed in front of the TV like that, but it's just like that.
Oh, I forgot to buy a souvenir. Please forgive me.
Please go.
I went.
Why are you talking like that?
It's noisy, isn't it?
That's the main point, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
I don't know at all.
It's scary.
Let's move on to the last news.
Melon Anniversary will be held on December 16th at Zepp Tokyo.
First of all, the DVD release of this venue is...
I made a mistake.
I'm sorry.
In addition, there will be a DVD sale of this venue, so please look forward to it.
I made a mistake.
What are you doing now?
I can't do it.
I want you to go.
I can't do it.
I'm annoyed.
I'm annoyed when you say it with a smile.
I think I can do it someday.
Let's be careful not to break our bodies.
Everyone, please remember the fun 2003 so that you don't catch a cold.
Why are you talking like that?
I thought I'd be fine from the end.
No, you can't go to the end with a young heart.
Then stop it.
Then what should I do?
Next week, I hope you'll have a young heart.
That's all the information you need to know.
This winter, too.
Leave it to Hamtaro.
Ribbon is kidnapped by a mysterious pirate Ham.
I'm going to be kidnapped.
A new friend is added and a big race begins.
The theater version of Hamtaro.
The Hamtaro of the Hamtaro.
Sometimes it's a miracle.
I want everyone to find it.
Here's a present from the program.
A digital camera that allows you to take high- quality photos with a simple operation from Olympus.
And a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music and video software from the Japan Decoder Association.
Pre-order now!