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In concerts and TV appearances,
entertainers must always look cool in front of the audience.
This is a severe world where failure is not allowed.
Therefore, in this ceremony,
we will thoroughly verify the strength of Morning Musume.
Without being afraid of pressure,
will they be able to clear the first round?
Low-calorie girls go all out
Their hobby is cooking, we got style
Low-calorie girls go all out
Their calculations are on point
Low-calorie guys go all out
I can't believe it's my one-man show
It's crazy, but I'm going crazy
All night long, I'm going crazy
When I have a boyfriend
What do you think of such a dream?
I'm going crazy
I'm going to be in love
When I have a friend
I'm going crazy
I'm going to be the last one to try
I don't want to cry
I'm going crazy
I can't decide what to buy on my own
I'm in trouble, but I still have time
So I'll take it easy
I don't want to lose to my ex-boyfriend
I know that my feelings for him
Are getting higher and higher
I don't want to lose to my ex-boyfriend
I know that my feelings for him
Are getting higher and higher
So I'll take it easy
I'm in trouble, but I still have time
So I'll take it easy
I don't want to lose to my ex-boyfriend
I know that my feelings for him
Are getting higher and higher
I'm in trouble, but I still have time
So I'll take it easy
I'll take it easy
The entertainment world is a harsh world where only the chosen ones survive, even if they are gorgeous.
No matter what happens, such as TV, radio, or concerts, you must always decide in the real thing.
How can you show your strength without losing to various pressures?
Now, the strength of the real thing is being tested.
Who is weak in the real thing?
One-shot match with Haromo!
Who is weak in the real thing?
This time, we will have two teams compete for the strength of the real thing.
First, Team Iida.
Team Ishikawa, Tsuji, Ogawa, Konno, Tanaka, Michishige.
Next, Team Yaguchi.
Team Yoshizawa, Fujimoto, Kago, Takahashi, Niigaki, Kamei.
Ready, go!
Who is weak in the real thing?
One-shot match with Haromo!
It's easy at first glance, but if you are scared, choose a topic that will fail,
and choose one person from the opposing team who doesn't seem to be able to do it.
You will compete by giving a reward.
Can you clear it without losing to the pressure?
Team Iida.
Yes.
Then, please consult with whom you want to challenge on which theme.
What should I do?
Team Yaguchi.
Team Ishikawa.
How is it? Have you decided?
OK.
Then, please choose a topic.
Table crossplay.
OK.
Who will you choose?
Aibo.
Team Ishikawa won!
Thank you very much.
I've never thought about it.
Here is the reward if you succeed.
Strawberries.
I want to eat a lot.
Can I eat?
No, if you succeed.
If you succeed, you will be able to eat properly for everyone in this team.
If you fail, the reward will go to Team Iida.
OK.
Are you nervous?
Are you OK?
I'm OK.
I understand.
Strawberries.
Strawberries are coming.
Then, let's get started.
It's a one-shot game.
It's a table crossplay with Aibo.
Please.
Aibo.
A lot of things fell.
How was it?
Were you nervous?
I thought I could do it.
Did you think you could do it?
I thought I could do it.
It was good, but it was a failure.
The reward will go to Team Iida.
Next is Team Yaguchi.
Who will you challenge?
It's me.
Who is it?
It's me.
I'm sure I can do it.
OK.
OK?
OK.
OK, then.
Well,
I'll say a line without biting.
Mako-chan.
Oh!
I'll do my best!
OK, Mako-chan.
OK.
This time, you'll be challenged to read the news.
Oh, but
I read the news in HaroKoro News.
That's right.
It's OK.
But you bite a lot, don't you?
HaroKoro Live.
I like it.
Yes, I like it.
And the reward is...
It's great if you do your best.
What is it?
Oh!
Hey, Mako-chan.
If you win, you can eat this.
If you lose, you'll go over there.
I'm counting on you.
Well, it seems you're very nervous.
Well,
I often bite at HaroProwide.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yes.
The main character, En, is...
What? One more time!
In HaroProwide, she bites a lot.
She's trying to regain her honor.
But,
can she read a difficult news article without biting once?
HaroMoni One-shot Match!
Mako-chan will read the news article.
Go ahead!
Three, two, one.
Today, around 2 p.m.,
there was an incident where a cashier was attacked at a bank in Tokyo.
When the cashier arrived at the bank in HaroMoni,
two masked men pointed a gun at the security guard
and stole 50 million yen in cash and ran away.
The two men ran away in a black wagon.
It is thought that they committed a planned crime.
Oh!
Who is that Hello! Project member?
Hello! Project?
It's me!
You can do it! Do your best!
I'm nervous!
The sushi will be sent to the lead team.
Thank you!
You can do it!
I can't do that!
You can do it!
Next is Team Iida.
Who will you challenge?
Gakitan!
You can open the CD!
You can take 4 CD packages in 30 seconds.
How is it?
You can open it normally.
If you succeed, you can get this as a reward.
You can get this as a reward.
You can open it normally.
If you fail, you will be in the lead team.
Now, please be ready.
Is it OK?
How is the Iida team?
Do you think you can succeed?
This is a service.
Let's do it.
Gaki-san will do the Harumoni Ippatsu Shobu.
Tear off the CD package.
Tear it off?
I wanted you to do that one.
That one?
I'm sorry.
Gaki-san, are you ready?
Yes.
Let's do it.
Gaki-san will do the Harumoni Ippatsu Shobu.
Tear off the CD package.
3, 2, 1
Let's do it.
Spook! Spook!
Relax!
Where is it? Where is it?
Huh?
It's fast.
Spook! Spook!
Why did you fall, purchase?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0
You got it right!
Okay!
I'm glad!
You got it right!
Yay!
You didn't panic, Asahi-san.
I didn't panic.
My hands were shaking.
Your hands were shaking?
But it was good, right?
Congratulations on receiving the reward.
Thank you.
Next is the Yaguchi team.
With what theme, who will you have them do it?
Okonomiyaki flip-over.
Shiga-san.
Yay!
For the Okonomiyaki flip-over,
you will use two sticks to flip it over without breaking the shape.
If it breaks or comes out of the plate, you will be disqualified.
Is that okay?
Do you usually cook?
I've made pancakes before.
How about flipping it over?
How is it?
I'll have my sister do it.
You might get a reward.
Let's take a look at the reward.
What is it?
Pudding?
This is...
Please don't touch it!
Shige-san, please stand by.
Is it okay?
It's okay, Shige-san.
You're doing great!
How about the Yaguchi team?
I want to see Shige-san's cute side.
I see.
Like, which one is it?
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Here we go.
It's a one-on-one battle.
Shige-san will do the Okonomiyaki flip-over.
Go ahead.
You can do it, Shige-san!
You can do it!
You're doing great!
Are you okay?
You're cute, Shige-san.
You're cute.
Slowly, slowly.
Slowly.
It's big.
Shige-san!
You did it!
Yes, I did it.
Did you turn it over for the first time?
Yes, but from now on, I will turn it over myself.
Oh, are you confident?
I see.
Team Iida got the reward.
Next is Team Iida.
Which one will you choose?
Dark Voice in one shot.
Kamei.
Yes.
Dark Voice changes the voice, doesn't it?
Yes.
Kamei, have you ever done it?
No, but I saw everyone doing it,
and I wanted to try it.
Oh, is that so?
Ishikawa always does it, so it's easy.
Yes, it's pretty easy.
If you succeed,
here is the reward.
What is it?
Then, please give it all.
Do your best.
Yes.
How about Team Iida?
Do you think you will succeed?
I've never seen Kamei like that,
so I feel like I want to see it.
Yes.
Let's go.
Kamei in one shot.
Dark Voice in one shot.
Kamei in one shot.
3... 2... 1...
You have to do it with your nose pinched.
When you breathe in, you have to do it like this.
Let's do it one more time.
With your nose pinched.
Let's do it one more time.
It wasn't that bad.
That's too bad.
I'm glad.
You're a genius.
The prize money will go to Team Iida.
Team Iida got the prize money.
Congratulations.
I'm glad.
Next is Team Yaguchi.
Who will do the theme?
The rest of the candles will be put out.
Konkon.
Konkon is here.
The people next to her.
Kon-chan.
It's okay.
How many candles did you put out?
I didn't put out that many.
You didn't put out that many?
You said something sad.
I didn't put out that many.
I didn't put out that many candles.
I didn't put out that many.
Please put them out.
You didn't put out that many.
Today, you have to put out 20 candles.
20 candles?
You have to put out 20 candles in one breath.
Are you okay?
You're a little nervous, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
The prize money will go to...
Kurigohan.
It's good.
It looks delicious.
Kon-chan, please stand by.
Good luck, Kurigohan.
Team Iida, do you want to eat Kurigohan?
Yes, we do.
How much do you want to eat?
This much.
Are you a kindergarten kid?
How about Team Yaguchi?
Do you think you'll succeed?
I think I'll succeed.
I think so, too.
By the way, I'm good at long-distance running.
Does it have anything to do with endurance?
Yes, it does.
It has a lot to do with endurance.
I'm not good at long-distance running.
Really?
I'm good at marathon running.
Is that so?
Let's get started.
The first game is to blow out a candle.
Good luck.
Three, two, one.
I thought it was a game.
Don't cry.
Don't cry, everyone.
It's on fire.
How was it?
I was surprised. It was hard.
She thought it was easy, but she failed.
I want to do it again.
It's a one-shot game.
I'm sorry.
I shouted many times.
It's a one-shot game.
I'm sorry.
The reward will be given to the opponent team.
I'm glad.
A one-shot game with Hello! Project.
The latter half is a team battle.
Who will fail under the pressure?
Excuse me.
Yes.
Are you Nakazawa-senpai?
Yes, I am.
I'm Takahashi, a new student at this school.
Oh, Takahashi-san. I've heard of you. Nice to meet you.
Oh, good luck.
No, no, that's not the right attitude. I'm your senpai.
Oh, excuse me. Nice to meet you.
Yes, nice to meet you too.
Oh, that was good.
What was that?
Excuse me.
Did you just hit me?
No.
You did, right?
No.
No, right?
Yes.
Be careful.
Yes.
No, you didn't.
Yes.
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
Oh, what's wrong, Fishman-san?
What's wrong?
Nothing.
Oh, you're a new student?
Yes.
You look cute.
Do you have a part-time job?
No, no, no.
My wife doesn't have a part-time job.
I see, I see.
You don't have a part-time job.
Then, how much is your salary?
I told you I don't have a part-time job.
Oh, this is bad.
This is bad.
So, what's bad?
You skipped it.
That's right.
Well, what surprised me was
Fishman-san was surprised.
Wow.
I'm going to fall.
Oh, today.
You're energetic, but you're not a fish today.
Oh, you're right.
I only deal with new fish and junk.
I see.
See you.
You too?
What are you doing here?
I don't know.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
So, I'm going to fall.
I'm sorry.
What's so bad?
Oh, that.
Actually,
someone stole fish from my store.
Senpai, it's an incident.
That's right.
Did the culprit run away?
I caught him, so it's okay.
It's okay, it's okay.
This is bad, this is bad, this is bad.
Dad.
Did you run away?
I ran away.
Police officer.
This old lady stole fish.
Damn it.
I didn't steal it.
What's wrong, Kana-chan?
I'm sorry.
I just put this fish here and didn't pay for it.
This guy stole it.
Give it back.
There's still one left.
What is it?
Give it back.
I was going to pay for it later.
You're lying.
It's painful.
Old lady.
What's wrong?
Old lady.
Should we call the doctor?
That's right.
Life is painful.
Old lady.
No matter how painful life is, you have to pay for it.
I told you I was going to pay for it later.
I thought I'd get a loan from the bank.
The bank won't lend you money for a fish.
You don't have to bully me at my age.
I'm not bullying you, old lady.
I wanted to eat fish before I die.
Fish shop.
Sell this fish to me.
Can I pay for it?
Yes.
Then,
add as much money as you want to this nail clipper.
Can I?
Go ahead.
This is a nail clipper.
I did it.
Old lady.
I want to eat fish.
I'm happy.
What a kind old lady.
At least tell me your name.
My name is Ayana Koji Marshmallow.
Marshmallow is here.
Eat this.
Have a nice day.
Marshmallow.
I'll pay you back.
Old lady.
Yes.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'll have fried shrimp today.
No, old lady.
You can't have fried shrimp.
Thank you.
Senpai.
Some people have a hard life like that old lady.
That's right.
Not everyone in the world is blessed.
Please buy flowers.
Please.
Please buy flowers.
Please.
Are you sure?
You're Tomeko Ganko, right?
Yes.
Please buy flowers.
What do you think?
I like flowers.
But I don't like zouka.
Is this real?
It's zouka.
Is it real in Fukui?
It looks real.
This is zouka.
I made it in a pot.
If you put one in, it's 1 yen.
If you have 1 yen, you can buy rice.
Thank you.
I'll buy 5 grains.
5 grains.
Is that so?
No, I don't need it.
Tomeko.
Honey.
Tomeko.
Don't be rude.
Honey.
If I don't work, I can't do it.
What are you talking about?
Are you going to complain?
No, I'll say it today.
Shut up.
I won't shut up.
Shut up.
No, I won't shut up.
What?
Tomeko, prepare it.
No, I won't prepare it today.
Prepare it.
I won't prepare it.
I have a blackboard.
Mr. Takahashi.
Yes.
Mr. Takahashi.
What are you doing?
Don't you know who I am?
All right.
You idiot.
You're not going to hit me?
Tomeko, I'm sorry for causing you so much trouble.
Honey!
Come on, let's go home.
Honey!
You're not going to hit me?
Honey!
It's like you're telling me to do it at home.
Clean it up.
You're doing unnecessary things.
Who is really weak?
The first match is against Haramo.
The second half is a team match.
Let's start with Taguchi's team.
Which theme do you choose?
One-handed egg splitting.
Here we go.
It's dangerous.
Team Iida will be challenged to split an egg with one hand.
We will split the raw egg one by one.
If the yolk breaks, it's out.
If everyone breaks it cleanly, it's okay.
Here is the prize.
It looks delicious.
It's baked sweet potato.
If you want to stop, let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
Team Iida, please stand by.
Team Taguchi, who do you think will fail?
How about Shige-san?
Shige-san.
Tanaka said he has never split an egg.
It's hard to split an egg with one hand.
It's difficult.
The yolk will break.
Only you.
Team Iida.
Is the order okay?
It's decided.
Let's start.
Team Iida will split an egg with one hand.
Team Iida will go first.
It's scary.
It's good to stand on this stage.
I'm nervous.
It's like a school play.
Who will go next?
I'm scared, Rika-chan
I'm getting nervous
You're nervous, right?
I'm going
My hand!
Let's move on
This is funny
She must be very happy
You're good at cooking, right?
That's good
You crushed it
Wait a minute.
I'm nervous.
Wait a minute.
I got it.
What should I do?
You've never cracked an egg.
Wait a minute.
I've never cracked an egg.
You can crush it.
Don't do anything weird.
Wait a minute.
What?
It's an egg.
Time.
It's dangerous.
It's okay.
It's an egg.
You did it!
I really don't know
Show it to everyone
I think I know how to do it
You did it!
So,
it's a shame
It's a shame
I thought I did it
It was a shame
How was it?
It's difficult
It was a bit
But I did it
Shige, you did it
Is it your first time?
It was my first time
I was nervous
But it was the best
It was the best
So,
the reward goes to
Team Yaguchi
You did it!
Next,
Team Iida
Flying paper planes
OK
You did it
The rule is
7 people have to fly paper planes
in order
If everyone can do it, it's a success
So,
here's the reward
Please look forward to the next episode!
Team Yabuchi, please come to the stage.
Team Iida, what do you think? Do you think it will be successful?
It's not bad.
Surprisingly, it works.
Will it fly?
It won't fly if it's bent.
You have to make it carefully.
You don't seem to be good at art.
It's the other way around.
I don't know.
Was the paper airplane this thin?
Let's get started.
It's a one-shot game.
Team Yabuchi will fly the paper airplane.
Let's start with Team Yabuchi.
Wait a minute. I can't do it.
Team Iida, please do your best.
I'm going.
My hands are shaking.
Team Iida succeeded.
Next is Team Yabuchi.
Team Iida will fly the paper airplane.
I'm going.
Is it no good?
It's a pity.
Team Yabuchi failed.
Team Iida succeeded.
The reward will go to the other team.
The result of this one-shot game is...
Team Iida got 5 and Team Yabuchi got 3.
Please eat the reward.
What is this?
Let's eat it.
Do you want to eat it?
It's okay.
How was it today?
Did you have fun?
It was harder than I thought.
It's important to feel nervous.
That's all.
Who is the weakest in the show?
That's all.
Nice to meet you, I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
Now, let me introduce the mini-kaiju of today's program.
She's already 16 years old.
Oh, you were that young, To-chan?
I'm 16 years older than Nakazawa-san, and I'm a member of the Winter Japan Association.
Oh, what's your heart like?
Both of them are a big mess.
They seem to have a happy ending.
Looks happy.
Ping, ping, ping, ping, this is the small side of ping.
Oh, I made a mistake.
And, here's another one.
Anyways, I feel like I'm always being in the way.
Really?
Yesterday, I was in the way of your financial problems.
I'm a bad person after all.
I'm Maru.
I'm Konno.
Are you ready?
What are you doing?
You're in the frame.
I was surprised.
We have a lot of news this week.
Let's start with this news.
P-Mako, please.
We have a lot of songs of KANTORI MUSUME.
The single V-CLIPS will be released on Thursday, November 27th.
Not only KONNO, FUJIMOTO and MORNING MUSUME,
but also songs of KANTORI MUSUME and MORNING MUSUME,
all 7 songs will be released.
Were there so many songs?
We have a lot of history.
By the way...
Hello.
Are you doing your best?
I see.
Another precious single V-CLIPS.
Everyone, please.
YOLO.
I'm angry.
I'm really angry.
Just once.
Next is Kago's news.
OJYAMARUSHE is going to report on the contents.
Solo project...
What is a solo project?
Do you want to see?
Let's go.
VTR OJYAMA.
Hello.
I'm KONNO.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Are you okay?
I'm not ASAMI today.
I'm OJYAMARU.
OJYAMARU?
I'm OJYAMARU.
OJYAMARU.
OK.
Hello.
There is a solo project.
How is it?
Yes.
Let's go.
Ta-da.
It's a solo photo album.
It will be released on November 25th.
I thought it was more amazing news.
It's amazing news.
There is a sexy pose in it.
Sexy pose?
It's not a pose.
What is a sexy pose?
Please tell me.
OK.
I'll do it again.
Is it like this?
Yes.
Is it sexy?
Yes.
It's definitely sexy.
Marucho.
Yes.
Look at it.
OK.
Thank you for the sexy pose.
It was helpful.
Is it meaningful?
Yes.
I see.
Bye.
How is it?
I decided not to hit you today.
It's OK.
Last week, it was Tsuji.
This week, it's Kago.
It's like a child away from me.
Is it your mother?
It's close.
I don't remember giving birth.
You are like that.
That's right.
I don't want you to say that.
That's right.
It's like a parent's feeling.
Please watch this program.
This is the last news.
This year, it was Goto, Maki, Matsuura and Aya.
Next year, three people will challenge.
Natsumi Abe, Goto, Maki, Matsuura and Aya.
It will be held in February next year.
Please look at the pattern of the press conference.
In the press conference of the 2004 main musical held in Kona,
three people appeared with their own roles.
Sexy.
When I read the synopsis,
I thought I was going to cry.
I want to do a musical that makes you feel good.
I will do my best.
If this musical doesn't come to life,
I don't know the results of the audition.
I don't know the staff.
I'm excited about everyone who came to see it.
I want you to enjoy it.
It's my first time to talk about a love story.
It's my first musical as a job.
I'm nervous.
I want to do a realistic play.
Please come and see it.
That's great.
Let's go and see it.
I was invited.
Let's arrange the schedule later.
Let's go.
What?
Don't you go?
Let's go.
We will decide the schedule later.
See you next week.
After this,
I will go to the temple.
Today, I will go to the temple.
Minimoni 43
Minimoni 42
Today, the princess will be here.
Don't be surprised.
Minimoni 43
What are you going to do today?
I came here to teach the kids who strive to stay qualified
to the dances and music in this town!
Bye!
Besides elementary school girls, neither of the girls are currently living in Japan
So they're male idols
Way to go!
Nice!
Yeah!
Thank you very much!
The point is, first of all, in a comical way,
start with the butt, shake it hard,
and then, the part where you go like this,
go all out.
Go all out?
Like, everyone, follow me!
Follow me!
Like that.
No!!!!
Princess, no no no
Tsuji-nyan, where are you?
Tsuji-kyun
Come here!
So, Hime, who did you choose for the best attitude?
That's true...
What I thought first when I first saw them was UGK reason
Oh, that look in their eyes isutch
I'll take it back on what I said
And so Gen Shoku Gyal is voted UGK
It's the best
Thank you!
You guys are so unfair!
We want it too!
We already ate it.
It can't be helped. We lost.
That's right.
If we win the 4th, 9th, and 3rd test, let us eat it too.
Tsujikyu Hime is saying that.
Okay, I got it!
So, Daibutsu-sama, today's topic is...
Seiza!
The name of the 12 Seizas.
The name of the 12 Seizas?
I'll explain the rules.
According to the rhythm of the target,
you have to say the words that match the topic.
The number of times you hit the target is up to 3 times.
The number of times you hit the target will move the answer around the clock.
If you get the answer wrong or repeat the same words,
painful love will happen.
Let's start with Maki-hime-sama.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Let's start.
Maki-hime kara hajimaru 4, 9, 3!
Otome-za!
Futago-za!
Yagi-za!
Mizugame-za!
Pasori-za!
Tenbin-za!
You still have more?
I'm sorry.
I told you it was Iteza.
Okay, Daibutsu-sama, the next topic is...
Seiza!
The character of Doraemon!
Doraemon?
Let's start with Kago-Q.
Ready, go!
Kago-Q kara hajimaru 4, 9, 3!
Nobinobita-kun!
Dorami-chan!
Doraemon!
Suneo!
Jyaian!
Nobita-no-papa!
Shizuka-chan!
Jaiko!
Nobita-no-mama!
It hurts!
Who else was there?
Mini-dora!
Konekawa Suneo-kun!
Suneo-kun is Konekawa-san?
Jyaian is Okada Takeshi!
No, we're the same age!
That's normal!
Mika-chan, are you ready?
Just a little.
I want to do it too.
Let's do it together!
This is the first time someone said she wanted to do the punishment game.
Here I go!
3, 2, 1!
Hai-chan!
Fabio!
No, Fabio!
Who will be the first to get the goal?
Kick-off of destiny!
This is a gift from the program.
A digital camera that can shoot high-quality images with a simple operation.
Camellia X250
And a music gift card that can be exchanged for various music video software from Nihon Decoda.
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