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Today's Hello Morning is a battle of the best girls!
All the members will do their best to win!
Also!
Minimoni's
New Corner
This time
It's Obou-san!
Don't miss it!
Good morning, everyone. I'm reporter Yasuda Kei.
Today, I'm at the set of Hello Morning, a popular program on TV Tokyo.
Today, the Morning Musume. members will have an emergency press conference.
What kind of announcement will there be?
Let's go inside!
Everyone!
Today is the day of the press conference.
I couldn't be here, so I flew here.
What kind of press conference is it?
Why are you getting excited by yourself, Kei-chan?
The staff said they were going to play a game.
It's a press conference, right?
Kei-chan, why are you getting excited by yourself?
Why are you dressed like that? You're dressed up as a reporter, aren't you?
I'm dressed up?
Today's Hello Morning is an emergency press conference, a battle of the best girls!
That was a long one.
Today, everyone will dress up as various characters and have a press conference.
Everyone, I'm sure you've had a lot of press conferences.
What kind of press conference do you want to have?
Something like this.
Huh?
Something like, I'm getting married.
It's been 650 days.
That's huge!
The ring that shines on the sleeve.
It's huge!
Diamond ring.
I can't wait to see that, Kei-chan.
You can't wait to see it, right?
Especially you, Kei-chan.
Like, I'm getting married.
It's been a few decades.
It might be a long time.
Well, well, well.
Well, well, it's fine.
Yu-chan is here.
That's right, Yu-chan is first.
The rules are simple.
The members will dress up as various characters and have a press conference.
The members on the press conference side will get 100 points if they say the OK word.
If they say the NG word, they'll get minus 50 points.
The team that gets the most points within the time limit will win.
Now, I'll introduce the teams.
First, Team Iida Kago Fujimoto.
Next, Team Abe Ningaki Tanaka.
Team Yaguchi Konno Kamei.
Team Yoshizawa Takahashi Michishige.
Team Ishikawa Tsuji Ogawa.
What's that?
And lastly, Team Ishikawa Tsuji Ogawa.
That's it.
Now, I'd like to choose the team that will have a press conference.
Team representatives, please draw lots from this box.
Can we all put our hands in?
Shall we?
One, two, three.
I got it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I got it, but I can't get it out.
One, two, three.
Please check the order.
Who's number one?
Number one is Team Ishikawa.
Where's number two?
You're Team Sakura, aren't you?
And number three?
Number three is...
Let's go, everyone.
Are you all right?
Number four is...
One, two, three, four.
Thank you.
And number five is...
Nacchan.
Now, Team Ishikawa, who wants to be number one, please step up to the stage.
Everyone else, please move to your seats.
Here's the press conference for Team Ishikawa.
Ta-da!
We're finally done!
We're done with the press conference for the super-hit movie!
This movie is an action-adventure drama with a car chase and an explosion scene.
The main character is a young number one actor who is known for his passionate acting.
His co-star, Keiji, is a beautiful actress who everyone admires.
The director is a super-big-shot Hollywood director.
The press conference for the super-hit movie is finally over.
That's amazing.
It's all about who brings who.
Can the three of us decide?
Yes, of course.
Please discuss who will play which role.
Cheers!
She's singing.
Cheers!
Have you decided?
Yes.
Please announce who will play which role.
The movie director will be Makoto.
The supporting actress will be Tsuji.
She's so beautiful.
I'll be the supporting actress.
I see.
Everyone, please get ready!
Huh?
I think I remember this.
I remember this.
But I've never seen a woman like her.
What is this movie?
Everyone, the press conference for the super-hit movie is finally over.
Everyone, please introduce yourselves.
I'm Michiko.
I'm Rika Oda.
I'm the director, Makoto Ogawa.
She's so confident.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I'd like to show you the OK and NG words.
Here we go.
These are the OK and NG words.
Press conference, start!
Yes.
Yes, Yakuchi-san.
Please tell us the highlights of this movie.
Well...
Please dance once in a while.
I have no idea.
It's moving.
Oh, sorry.
But tears are the OK words.
That's right.
So it's OK.
It's safe.
Thank you.
Fujiko-san, please don't scratch your ears.
Huh?
Don't say, huh?
No?
Fujiko-san, please.
Here.
Sexy.
I see.
Are there any more questions?
Iida-san.
What kind of people would like to watch this movie?
Well...
For example...
From adults to children.
All of them.
That's right.
It's a wide range.
Next, Aoshima-san.
Well...
I'd like to watch it with a beautiful OL.
Fujiko-san.
When I can't laugh.
Huh?
When I can't laugh.
Who would you like to watch it with?
A person who can't laugh.
I see.
A person who is in a bad mood.
Iida-san, is this OK?
Well...
It's a bit unfair.
Next question.
Yoshida-san.
I'd like to ask the director.
What was the most difficult scene in this movie?
Well...
At the airport.
What was it?
Was there something like that?
There was.
Was there a scene where you had to fight?
The scene where I had to fight was...
Well...
What was it?
I don't have a beard.
Kago-san's hand went up.
Kago-san.
Where is this movie being screened?
Well, where is it?
It's at the movie theater.
It's such a simple question.
Now, it's time.
Team Nishikawa got 100 points for one OK word.
But they got 0 points for two NG words.
Now, this is Team Yoshida's press conference.
Open it.
KING IN Exclusive Marathon World Tournament Winner Press Conference
The two Japanese representatives have successfully won gold and silver medals in the World Women's Marathon, which has attracted the attention of the whole of Japan.
The two coaches, who raised them while competing with each other, are quick to fight, but soft- hearted and kind-hearted.
It is an attention-gathering press conference with three people who will make the Olympics look forward to next year.
So, please consult who will play what role.
Which is better, gold or silver?
Gold.
Of course it's gold!
Should I go for gold?
Yes, if you can.
Then, silver.
Then, I'll go for gold.
I'd like to have a press conference on the winner of the marathon.
Everyone, please introduce yourself.
I'm Coach.
Well, that's right.
Is it okay?
I'm Coach.
Is your name your real name?
Yoshida.
Who's next?
I'm Sayomi Michishiga.
Who's next?
I'm Takahashi.
Thank you for waiting.
It's time to open the NG and OK words.
Everyone, please don't look.
Here we go.
I'm scared.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start the press conference.
Ms. Ogawa.
I'd like to ask the gold medalists and silver medalists.
How did you feel before the start?
I thought I'd open my legs wide and run.
What?
I thought I'd do my best not to be overtaken.
Did you say you thought you'd do your best?
Yes, I did.
I see.
It's an NG word.
Next question.
Yes, Ms. Yaguchi.
How do you feel now?
Well, my left...
She's talking with a mustache.
Well, my left...
I have a pain in my left thigh.
You're talking with a middle-aged knowledge.
You don't say that.
We were supporting each other.
I have a pain in my left thigh.
I see.
You don't say that about yourself, do you?
Yes, I do.
On the way, I cut my ankle.
I see.
But you did your best.
I see.
This is the last question.
Ms. Fujimoto.
Do you remember the name of the tournament you won the medal for?
Ms. Takahashi.
Marathon tournament.
It's a small medal.
It's small.
It's small, but you won the medal.
Marathon tournament.
Ms. Michie.
High school marathon.
It's really small.
We were in the same tournament.
I'm sure.
Unfortunately, Musashi's team has no big words.
One NG word is minus 50 points.
This is the last press conference of the IIDA team.
The press conference of the artists whose dreams have come true.
The world's No.1 popular rock band.
In addition to their musical ability, they always pay attention to their extreme statements.
Their concert will be held for the first time in Japan.
This time, two of the members, a genius producer who raised them, were invited to the press conference.
What kind of performance will come out?
It's a press conference that the whole world is paying attention to.
An even more heated up girl battle.
After this, Kaorin will go berserk.
Secret.
No one can stop it anymore.
In the Minimoni villa, there were four one-night stands.
Minimoni 43
How many?
It's cheap.
How many?
I don't have a dango for my father-in-law.
It's hard.
It's the job of the small boys.
Is there anyone?
Mika-kun
Have you started, sir?
Mika-kun, not that way.
Over here.
Mika-kun, you ate the dango for your father-in- law, didn't you?
Oh, dango?
I don't know.
You, dango?
Oh, you dango?
Oh, dango! Oh, dango!
I don't get it. That's enough!
Oh, Love-kyu! Is Love-kyu here?
Love-kyu, what are you doing?
I'm sucking on miso.
Love-kyu, that's enough. Come here.
Okay!
Dango! Dango! Dango! Dango!
I have a bad feeling about this.
Dango! Dango! Dango! Dango!
Dango! Dango! Dango! Dango! Dango!
Dango Brothers!
Dango!
Hey!
You guys have just become boys, so you seem to be having fun.
Tell me how you feel about becoming boys one by one.
Let's start with Mika.
I've been interested in Buddhism since I was in the United States, and I'm glad.
I was surprised by a very decent comment.
Next is Love.
It's refreshing.
Is that all?
Next is Tsuji.
Oh, I made a mistake. It's Kagokyu.
I don't know if everyone has the same head.
I'm sorry.
What a cute Kagokyu.
Is that all?
Next is a cute character.
I haven't done it yet.
I'm going to weigh my hair and go home and measure it.
Can't you say a little more decent impression?
Anyway, from now on, I'm going to train hard as a little prince of Minimoni Temple.
Do you understand?
This!
After all, you guys are the culprits.
Stealing offerings to the Buddha is a crime.
From today on, I'm going to train you guys again.
All of you!
Let's start training.
Daibutsu, what is today's topic?
The answer is...
G-famer!
I'll explain the rules.
According to the rhythm of hitting the target,
You have to say the words that match the topic.
The number of times you hit the target is up to three times.
The number of times you hit the target will move the answer around the clock.
If you don't do three times and the result is bad,
It hurts.
Let's start with 9 o'clock. Are you ready?
Yes.
Ready, go!
It starts at 9 o'clock.
Four, nine, three.
Minimoni.
Cockroach.
Quail egg.
Cherry.
Mikan.
cockroach.
Crab.
Let's move on to the second round.
The second round starts at 9 o'clock.
Ready, go!
It starts at 9 o'clock.
Four, nine, three.
Goat.
Apple.
Puppy.
Goat.
Cherry
Mikan
DON DO hole digged
Foaf Up Oops
Foaf Up Ups
Foaf Ups
Foaf Up Ups
Foaf Ups
Foafs
Foaf Ups
Foafs
Come on!
What?
Why?
Are you okay?
Did I say it right?
It's mine!
Aigo! Aigo!
Aigo!
Thank you!
Kagokyuu is not good.
That was good.
One more time.
Let's go to the third round.
One, two, three.
Kagokyuu starts with 4, 9, 3.
A bug inside a bug.
Wrong.
Kagokyuu.
I made it fast.
That's good.
A bug inside a bug.
A star.
A button.
A strawberry.
A grain of rice.
A tube.
Tsurujikyuu.
Wrong.
Tsurujikyuu is not good.
Time up.
Mika-kyuu is funny.
The one who didn't have enough training today is
Tsurujikyuu.
Correct.
Tsurujikyuu.
Wrong.
Tsurujikyuu will receive love from Tsurujikyuu.
Tsurujikyuu, are you ready?
Yes.
Three, two, one.
Are you okay?
It looks painful.
Are you okay?
I don't care.
Good night.
This is the press conference of Iida team.
The press conference of the artist whose dream comes true.
Please come in.
The press conference of the artist whose dream comes true.
Why did you run away?
I'm scared.
The producer is the cutest.
This is the press conference of the artist whose dream comes true.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Miki Fujimoto.
Who's next?
Secret.
What's your name?
Secret.
Who's next?
Mana Modo.
Your name is Mana Modo.
You're good.
Thank you for waiting.
Here are the OK and NG words.
Don't look at it.
Here it is.
I'm angry.
I'm sorry, Secret.
I'm sorry.
Let's start the press conference.
Tanaka.
Who's your favorite Japanese artist?
The producer.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know.
I see.
Can I continue the question?
Mana Modo.
Kago-chan.
Kago-chan?
Secret.
Fuyumi Sakamoto.
You're good.
Niigaki.
What's your favorite Japanese food?
Are you OK?
Are you in a bad mood?
Natto.
Mana Modo.
Mentaiko.
Secret.
Nukazuke.
You're good.
Fuyumi Sakamoto and Nukazuke.
Who's next?
Ishikawa.
What kind of music do you like?
The producer.
Atsui no.
Music.
Abe-san.
What's your favorite phrase?
Seriously?
Say it again.
What about you, Secret?
Well...
Playing cards.
What's your favorite phrase?
Do you like Japan?
I guess.
What about you, producer?
Why?
I see.
Thank you.
Konno.
Say something to Japanese people.
I can't hear you.
Say something to Japanese people.
I love you.
Is that all?
Team Iida got 50 points.
Next is Team Yaguchi's press conference.
Here it is.
Ta-da.
Team Yaguchi's press conference.
What?
Are you okay?
The time machine has been completed.
The two challengers went on a time travel.
It was a big shock to the world.
It was invented by an unknown doctor.
The future and the past.
The unknown world.
What kind of world was it?
The time machine has been completed.
Now, everyone, please introduce yourselves.
I'm Hakase.
I'm Hakase Nagai.
Who went to the future?
I'm Meori, who loves Japan!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Meori!
Meori-san.
Who went to the past?
I'm Kon.
Kon-san.
I see.
Thank you for waiting.
I'd like to open the NG word.
Please don't look at it.
Here we go!
Here it is.
Now, everyone, please ask sharp questions.
Press conference, start!
Tanaka.
I have a question for the people who went to the future and the people who went to the past.
Where did you go on the time machine?
Who did you meet?
Which era?
Meori-san.
Which era?
I see.
Which era?
2.
What does 2 mean?
The era when Doraemon existed.
Kon-san, who went to the past.
I went to the Stone Age.
I talked to Ammonite.
Ammonite.
Did you talk to Ammonite?
Yes.
I see.
Next question.
Fujimoto.
How did you feel when you made it and how did you feel when you went there?
Well, it was hard to choose the time.
It was hard, but there was a lot of energy.
Now, Meori-san.
There were a lot of things I should have seen.
How did you feel until you went there?
I wanted to see everyone's future.
But I regretted after seeing it.
Kei-chan.
Hi.
85 years old.
I was single.
No way.
I see.
I went to the future.
I went to the past.
You didn't say that.
I went to the future.
I went to the past.
I think it's wonderful.
How did you feel when you made it?
It took a long time to make it.
It took a long time.
How long did it take?
20 years.
Abe-san.
When you had a chance to go to the future and the past,
please tell us your honest impression.
What did you think of it? Where was it?
She is not a smart Japanese.
I did some research.
What did you think of it? Where was it?
The place where I made it.
The place where you made it.
The place where I made it.
Look at her expression.
It's my...
Your...
Object.
Object?
Object.
Office.
Object is a decoration.
Office.
This is the last question.
Yoshizawa-san.
Who do you want to tell this feeling to?
My father.
Your father?
No.
He is the person I admire.
This is the end of the press conference.
Team Yaguchi challenged a difficult theme.
They got minus 100 points for two NG words.
This is the last press conference of Team Abe.
I will be happy.
Marriage announcement Love Love press conference.
It's Yaguchi's favorite.
Idols who run the Japanese cup are getting married.
Everyone is jealous of the birth of a dream couple.
Today is the end of the wedding ceremony.
Two people who are happy are having a press conference.
But the person sitting next to the groom is the mother of the groom.
What kind of press conference will it be?
Marriage announcement press conference.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm Mitsuko.
I'm Leon.
Who is the bride?
I'm Reiko.
I will announce the NG word and OK word.
Here it is.
Marriage announcement press conference.
Are you ready?
Let's start the press conference.
Okawa-san.
I want to ask the groom and the bride.
What kind of family do you want to build?
I'm embarrassed.
I want to live a life where I can't stop laughing.
The bride.
I want to be in love every day.
Next question.
Ishikawa-san.
Where do you want to go on your honeymoon?
Madagascar.
Jakarta.
I want to go to Fukuoka.
Where is the mother of the groom?
I want to go to Italy and France.
Yusuke-san.
I want to ask the mother of the groom.
What kind of woman do you think the bride is?
I haven't talked to her much.
I don't know.
The last question.
What do you think about their marriage?
I'm against it.
The mother.
That's all.
The winner is Team Iida.
Team Iida is the winner.
I have a present for Team Iida.
It's very big.
Thank you very much.
Hurry up.
Go straight.
Stop.
You can't even ride this small one.
Thank you, mom.
I'm not your mom.
Yami-san, can you ride that bike?
I can't ride it.
You can't ride it.
I'll try.
Please.
Thank you, mom.
You're welcome.
This is a peaceful town.
Who are you?
I'm Takeshi Takamine.
I'm not Takeshi Takamine.
I'm Lucy Goto.
I'm sorry.
You're Lucy.
I'm Lucy.
What do you want today?
You can say it normally.
Okawari-san.
You're wrong.
It's not Okawari-san.
It's Omawari-san.
Okawari-san is used when you eat a lot of rice.
I'm sorry.
It's Omawari-san.
You're wrong.
It's not Omawari-san.
It's Omawari-san.
We want to protect the peace of the town.
You're talking nonsense.
Yes.
Omawari-san.
Yes, it's Omawari-san.
Omawari-san, please tell me.
What is it?
I want to know about my friend's house.
Isn't it Hitomi Yoshizawa?
No, it's not that person.
It's my lover, rapper Yoshizawa.
Rapper Yoshizawa?
Even if you say yes, I've never heard of him.
I don't know him.
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
I like you.
I like A-chan.
White and long is Daikon.
Thin and dark is lotus root.
My favorite talent is Osuman Sanko.
My favorite charm is King Kong Kong Kong.
My enemy is Kong Kong.
My throat is Kong Kong.
My snow is Kong Kong.
My belly is Kong Kong.
My heart is Kong Kong.
Beyond the sea is Hong Kong.
I like you.
I like you, too.
Then we'll get married.
He can't get married.
Hey yo, hey yo
Kong Kong
Senpai, isn't it too many?
I think we should catch them.
Yeah, it's a little dangerous.
But isn't that enough?
Rather than a big incident.
It looks fun.
There are a lot of people.
Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!
Uncle Sakurai!
What's wrong?
I can't answer at all.
That's fine.
I'm Tsukiji.
I don't know anyone.
No!
I saw you just now.
Over there.
I can't answer at all.
What's so difficult?
What? Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Terrible! Terrible! Terrible!
I told you.
What's so difficult?
That's right.
Actually, I...
I had a big fight with my boyfriend.
Oh.
What a rapper!
You!
Hey!
I'll let you go to college.
I don't want to go to college.
What are you talking about?
You're the one who's going to college!
What are you talking about?
You're going to be old!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Terrible!
I don't know.
You're going to be old.
No, I'm not going to college.
That's right.
You're going to be old.
That's right.
You bastard!
I'm not going to go to college.
Please don't fight over me!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
Senpai!
Senpai, are you okay?
Then hurry up and call him!
Sensei! Sensei!
You're being cheeky.
All of a sudden?
Yu-yu, look at that person.
The one who fell.
It's okay.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing?
Come on, come on, come on.
You can do it, you can do it.
You can do it.
This is bad.
His organs are broken.
His blood pressure is going down.
It's pretty dangerous.
Um, Sensei, that's...
Yaguchi-san.
Hurry up and prepare for surgery.
Um, I'm a police officer.
Someone's life is at stake!
Hurry up!
There's a fish!
The one you're trying to save is a fish!
A fish!
Wait, wait.
Yaguchi-san, I want to quit too!
No!
Senpai, hurry up and carry him!
Hurry up and carry him!
A fish!
I'm right here.
Are you okay?
No, no!
To Be Continued
It's October now!
What?
No, I mean...
I've completely lost my motivation.
It's really nice.
Autumn has deepened.
It's around this time of year, but I'd like to cheer up again today.
I'm Nakazo Eiko.
Nice to meet you.
M!
A!
X!
Bring me some good food again today!
Max!
I'm Kimakogawa.
What was that?
I messed up a bit.
Don't hide it!
The other person I want to be with is this person.
M!
Autumn is the best!
M!
Why?
M!
Really?
That's enough. Go back to your seat.
Okay.
When I'm reborn, I want to be a cat taking a nap in the sun.
Tea!
M!
Meow.
Meow!
What?
You can't say meow.
I said it.
Let's move on to this week.
There's a lot of news this week.
I'd like to tell you about it.
Let's start with this news.
Ta-da!
The 15th Shinsei Morning Musume Photo Book.
The Otomaki Photo Book.
The Minimoni Photo Book.
The Matsuura Airai Photo Book.
The Melon Anniversary Photo Book.
There are 5 photos in total.
5 photos were released at the same time.
These 5 photos are the pictures of this summer's Hello Pro Live.
I see.
Which one do you want to buy?
I want all of them.
That's right.
Buy all of them.
All of them?
Buy all of them.
It's expensive.
I didn't say it's expensive.
All of them?
How can you say that?
It's Hello Project if you buy all of them.
Yes.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
She's scary.
Let's move on to the topic of Hello Pro.
This time, Hello Pro Natural Live has become a DVD and VSS.
Rehearsal scenes and backstage videos are all included.
How is it?
It's like that.
Yes.
This time, it's the information about the new unit of Hello Project.
We announced that we will hold auditions in Haramori.
Finally, the news that the winner has been decided has been announced.
Are you motivated?
Yes, we are.
Let's watch the VTR.
Hello Project New Unit Audition
They dreamed of a new unit that is not inferior to Morning Musume.
The hot audition of girls from all over the country lasted for a month.
This is the final winner of the new unit audition.
Even though it's a new unit audition, there is only one winner.
I was recruited as a unit.
This time, I was judged at my own level.
This is because the standard of Hello Project has risen.
I'm strict.
I was recruited as a unit.
For a while, I will stand on the stage with the members of Hello Project and have a lesson.
I'm very happy now, but I'm going to have a hard time.
But I don't want to forget this feeling, and I want to do my best.
I'm 18 years old, from Hokkaido.
I'm going to do my best from now on, so please take care of me.
You're one of the passers-by.
You're 18 years old, from Hokkaido.
How do you feel as a senior?
I'm one of the passers-by.
You've already said everything.
I'm 30 years old, so I don't have much to say.
Please don't cry.
Don't cry.
I don't want to be an idol anymore.
Really?
I'm going to find a new path.
I'm looking forward to the future.
I'm going to tell you about it on Hello! Project.
I'm going to tell you about it on Hello! Project, so please keep an eye on me.
This is the last news.
This is the latest news of Yaguchi, whom I love.
Yaguchi Marie's new album, Oira, will be released.
I'm going to tell you about Marippe.
VTR Ozora
I heard that Yaguchi Marie's new album, Oira, will be released.
So I came to pick it up.
You're a little angry, aren't you?
Why? I came to pick it up.
You came to pick it up, didn't you?
I'm serious.
I heard that each member has a love letter in the book.
What does Oira say?
I'm sorry.
This morning, I want to give you the best score.
I'll give you the best score.
Oh, no.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed, too.
Ojamaru is embarrassed.
I'm embarrassed.
What did you come to do?
There is a message for the members.
I think it's a book that shows my personality.
I think it's a lot of fun.
You can read it, so please read it.
Yaguchi, you've grown up.
I thought you were cute, but you've grown up.
I'm embarrassed.
Yaguchi.
I'm not scared.
I'm glad you read the touching love letter.
I'm glad.
Please take good care of your seniors and do your best.
That's all for this week.
It was Hello! Project.
Bye bye.
Next week
The project has begun to move towards the sports festival.
We'll show you the practice next week.
Next week, we'll announce the winner of the actress award.
The winner of the actress award is...
Mana Mode.
Her name is Mana Mode.
Kago-chan is the winner.
Congratulations.
Presents from the program.