AISubs
Mayuka's voice is so soft.
Rima attacks!!
I didn't reply to you on purpose
I'm sure if I say something, tears will fall
I sat down in the car
I sat in the passenger seat for an hour
It's a difficult parking lot
The engine sound resounds
Just last night
It was my first ring
I was so happy
It was my birthday yesterday
The size is a little big
I was in a hurry
Everything is lovely
Winter is beginning
When I say I love you, I love you
I spent my Christmas with my arms around you
I couldn't see you in the spring
I was excited in the summer
Why is it over? Why?
Winter is starting
I love you, but
Goodbye
It's okay, it's okay
It's a game
On March 23, 2003
An incident occurred at the usual studio
Your skin is smooth
Ishikawa cried
Let's eat meat
It's okay
This is the topic of the morning girl
Find out the real thing and get a reward
Haromuni Gourmet Restaurant
Is it real or fake?
We have prepared a game for them to worry about
Wait a minute
Among the menus lined up over there
There is one that is not real
You can order one by one
If you don't order a fake one, you will get a reward
You can all enjoy your meal
Please line up in the order of ordering food
The later it gets, the more difficult it gets
I don't know at all
Everything looks fake
Is there 16?
There are 16 and only one is a replica
By the way, we have a binoculars for people who don't know
How many?
However, only three people can use it for 10 seconds
Which one would you like to order?
The ice cream is melted, so it's real
Please sit down for the time being
It's ice cream
I don't know at all
Please check if it's real
It's real
Don't eat it
Don't eat it yet
Please bear with it
Next is Michishige
Which one would you like to order?
Fried shrimp
That's good
Please order fried shrimp
Please sit down
It's not fun
Everyone is serious when they come here
I don't know at all
Please check if it's real
Don't eat it
Thank you
It's real
That's good
Who's next?
Kono
Which one would you like to order?
I don't know
Fried shrimp
Would you like to order fried shrimp?
You want to eat it, don't you?
I don't know at all
Would you like to order fried shrimp?
Please order fried shrimp
It's dangerous
It's often placed next to Ayu
I want to eat it
Please check if it's real
It's dangerous
Please check if it's real
I don't know
Emi-doria, which Konno-san couldn't even see up close.
It's really well-made.
Ah, but you can see it up close.
I thought this was a fake.
No, the sticker is on the bottom.
I couldn't see it on the bottom.
One more time, one more time!
I don't know.
One more time!
The morning girl is crying, so one more time.
Konno.
Yes?
You didn't know?
Yes, I didn't know everything, so I chose the one I like.
I want to make sure I don't choose the one I like.
The top batter is Yoshi, right?
For now, let's open the food.
Ah, I don't know!
What?
For now, I want to eat the one I like.
Now, Yoshi.
Wait.
Yoshi, which one do you want to order?
The dango is definitely the real one.
You want the dango?
Yes, the dango.
Then, Yoshi, order the dango.
Please sit down.
Now, Yoshi, please check if it's the real one.
It's the real one!
Now, Fujimoto.
Which one do you want to choose?
It's too obvious.
The grilled rice ball.
It's good, right?
Now, please sit down.
I don't know.
It's the most suspicious one.
Isn't it obvious?
It's the most suspicious one.
Now, Fujimoto.
Please check if it's the real one or the fake one.
It's the real one!
Now, Omame.
Which one do you want to choose?
Wait.
The ice cream.
Is it okay?
Yes.
It's the ice cream.
Is it okay?
Isn't it okay?
Is it wrong?
Now, please check if it's the real one or the fake one.
Yes, it's the ice cream.
Next, Kaori.
Which one do you want to choose?
Do you want to go there?
No, I think I'll go
No way!
You're going to trick us like this?
Yes!
Yakisoba
Yakisoba!
Yes, good
Ok, yakisoba
Kaori-san, please sit down and wait
Now, please check if it's real or fake
Please check
Oh my god!
No way!
Thank you very much!
What are you going to do with the members?
Who's next?
Takahashi?
Which one?
Steak
That's fast
Steak
Let's hesitate
Steak
Which one?
Is it real? Is it fake?
Check it out
It's okay
Are you ready?
Are you sure?
Really?
I think it's not
It's Oyakodon
Are you ready?
It's Oyakodon
Are you ready?
Even the seaweed is sticky
It's really sticky
Are you ready?
Oyakodon
Check it out
It's warm
Who's next?
Are you ready?
Go ahead
Are you okay?
I said go ahead
It's not your fault
You know about the game
I don't know about this
I think it's hamburger
Hamburger is okay
Hamburger
Are you ready?
What?
Are you ready?
What?
Hamburger
I think it's better to do it later
I think so too
Konno, let's do it later
Are you ready?
Are you okay?
Yakitori
Yakitori, are you ready?
Yakitori
Are you okay?
Konno is under a lot of pressure
Is it bad?
Konno is scared
It looks delicious
Please check it out
Yes!
Correct!
Good job!
Excuse me, there's a lot of Hyokuri Hyotanjiba, isn't there?
You can see it from here.
Can you see it?
I'm concentrating right now.
Who's next?
Shall we go?
Then, Ishikawa.
Everyone, please leave your food in front of you.
It's so sad here.
Yoshiko is like...
Yes!
Which one do you want?
Apple pie.
Shall we go?
Apple pie.
Shall we go?
Apple pie is shiny.
Apple pie.
But that shiny thing looks real, doesn't it?
Let's go.
Let's have a match, Ishikawa.
No?
Let's go.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
That's also a game.
Then, apple pie.
Apple pie.
Is apple pie okay?
I'm scared.
Who's next?
Ishikawa, please check if it's real or not.
Yes!
Why is it so fast?
Good job.
Yes.
This is good.
And...
Sushi, meat bun, tonkatsu, fried shrimp, soba, eel, curry rice, hamburger steak are left.
Which one do you want?
Please design it.
Hamburger steak.
Is it okay?
Hamburger steak.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Okay.
Hamburger steak.
Really?
I'm sure it's okay.
Look at the hamburger steak from my house.
Look.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Please check it.
It's real.
Did you get it?
I think so
I got it
Do your best
Is it okay to have this much skin left?
It's okay
Is it okay?
Zaru-soba?
Is it okay?
Yes
Zaru-soba
It's so scary
Let's see
It's scary
Please check it
What should I do?
It's a real one
Wait
Do you want to go, Aibo?
Yes
Which one do you want?
Is it okay?
Are you okay?
I'm going
Is it okay from here?
It depends on the position
I see
Okay
Which one?
You can hold it
Is it okay?
Yes
I'm going
Nikirizushi
Who is laughing?
Is it okay?
Please check it
What?
The staff is laughing
Why?
Please check if it's a real one
It's okay
I did it
You have 5 items left
Are you ready?
Tonkatsu
Are you ready?
Tonkatsu
Are you ready?
Please check if it's real
It's real
Next
Natsuya, are you going?
No?
Because I'm scared
Abe-san is scared too
Should I stay here?
You should stay here
Yes
Wait, Asami-chan is crying
Asami-chan is crying
What's wrong?
Asami-chan is crying
I didn't know
I don't know
Konno, you go first
I don't know
Don't worry
You have 4 items left
Don't worry
It's a game
It's a fun game
Don't worry
Konno, there is a binocular
What's that?
Put it together
There must be a lot of pressure
Curry rice
It's curry rice
That's good
Is it real?
Please check it
Thank you
I'm so happy
Konno is so cute
I'm so relieved
Kamei-chan, where are you going?
You are using it vigorously
Isn't it like this?
I'm going by myself
It doesn't change much
Which one do you choose?
Nikuman
It's Nikuman
Nikuman
I was confident
It's scary
Nikuman is a bit fake
Nikuman itself is like a fake
Please check if it's real
I'm so nervous
I'm sorry, everyone
It's okay, you grew up in a warehouse
Don't look at it with such a strict gaze
I don't know what it is
Both of them are fake
Which one do you want to eat?
I don't like eel
It's the most suspicious
It's a lot of pressure
It's not a lot
It's for 15 people
I don't know how everyone feels
I know
It's a lot of pressure
It's painful
It's okay, Nacchan
It's a bit scary to know it's a game
It's fried shrimp
What is it?
Wait a minute
What is it?
I can't buy it
Everyone said it's fire
I can't buy it
If Nacchan is wrong, you can't eat it
How is it?
Can you see the stars?
Nacchan, please check
I'm going
How is it?
I'm going
If Nacchan is wrong, you can't eat it
I'm impressed
I'm going
Ume!
It's hasn't been long, huh, dangerous!
Thank goodness not to be a submitted piece!
I'm really glad there wasn't one of the eel!
I made a mistake, see?
Everyone look.
Don't make me look grouchy!
That's what ppl say!
Thank you for the present my friends.
Cheers!
I don't think I can bother anyone with this.
I failed the first time, so I'll try the second time.
Konno, who didn't know anything but hamburgers.
I'm eating it, though.
It's good.
Everyone hates bothering other members more than anything else.
It's a mess.
It's a mess in front of the station.
I'm sorry.
What should I do with a foreigner?
Please tell us.
Don't speak English.
Thank you.
Thank you?
No, no.
Please tell us where your friend's house is.
Please tell us.
Senpai!
What's wrong?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Hi!
Saito-san!
Is there anyone like that here?
No, no.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Please tell us.
I'm sorry.
Please tell us.
What should I tell you?
We want to go to our friend's house.
Please tell us.
I want to go to my friend's house.
Senpai!
Amazing!
You know English?
It's Japanese.
It's Japanese?
Do you know your friend's name?
I know.
I'm Hitomi Yoshizawa.
I'm a girl who likes to joke.
By the way, are you friends?
Yes.
You're talking about the same thing.
Yes.
It's a little off.
A girl named Yoshida.
Yes.
Do you know her?
I don't know her.
You don't know her?
I don't know her.
Hi!
Are you back?
I'm Hitomi Yoshizawa.
I'm the world's best!
I'm Hitomi!
I'm so happy!
I'm Hitomi!
I'm so happy!
Are you OK, Lucy?
OK!
Are you OK, Suzy?
OK!
Hitomi and
Lucy and
Suzy's
American Job!
Hi, Hitomi!
Hi!
Do you know the favorite Japanese words of the American president Bush?
I don't know.
Tell me.
I'll tell you.
The favorite Japanese words of the American president Bush are
Bush ni nigo wanai!
Bush ni nigo wanai?
Yes!
You're a samurai!
Yeah!
Bush! Bush! Bush! Bush!
Bush! Bush! Bush!
Bush!
Hi, Hitomi!
Hi!
Do you know the favorite Japanese words of the American president Bush?
I don't know.
Tell me.
I'll tell you.
The favorite Japanese words of the American president Bush are
Umeboshu!
It's so sour!
No!
Yes!
Umeboshu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu!
Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu! Bushu!
I'm so happy, I'm so happy
Senpai, my stomach hurts
There are so many things going on when you work at the factory
I want to quit
Please don't quit
I can't, but isn't it fine because it's peaceful?
That's right
I'm surprised
It's a disaster, it's a disaster
Sakana, Sakana
Sakana, are you okay?
There's a lot of noise, what's wrong?
I can't do it, I can't do it
There's no answer at all
That's great, I can't do it
I can't do it
There's no answer at all
It's a disaster, it's a disaster
Senpai
What's so difficult?
Why are you crying?
You guys are the worst
What's so difficult?
Hey, that's not it
You know
That's not it
What surprised me was...
1, 2, 3, fish!
I was surprised!
Don't do that!
I'm sorry.
That's enough.
What surprised you?
Harumon Kindergarten.
What's so hard about it?
People are staring at us.
Really?
I'm tired.
I'm sorry.
Please help me.
We have a new kid.
He won't wear my uniform.
You're being stubborn again.
No, I'm not.
You can ask the police.
No, he's a troublemaker.
He's threatening us.
Threatening?
I won't let him go.
So you won't go?
Where?
Come with me.
Let's go.
Hurry.
I'm not crying.
I can't.
He looks weird.
I'm Johnny.
I transferred to Harumon Kindergarten.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Tony.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Kondo.
I'm a kidnapper.
Nice to meet you.
I don't need you.
Tony, where should we hide?
Where should we hide?
Where did he go?
There he is.
I found him.
Hey, you two!
You haven't changed since you moved here, have you?
Change into my uniform, will you?
No, I don't want to wear such an ugly uniform.
What did you say?
Our beauty standards don't allow it.
Do you know the meaning of beauty standards?
I don't know.
If you don't know, don't use it.
Yes.
It's not yes.
Shut up, old woman! Shut up and listen!
No matter how old you are, you shouldn't talk like that to an adult.
You're biting too much!
Hey, you!
Even if she bites you, you have to listen to the teacher.
That's right.
You're all calling me old woman!
Shut up!
You're so annoying!
I'm going to get angry!
What did you say?
I don't care!
If you come any closer, I'll stab you.
You'll stab me?
I'm sorry.
I won't come any closer.
I'm sorry.
I won't come any closer.
I'm sorry.
You're so annoying.
I'm sorry.
You're so annoying.
Stop it!
What's this?
Stop it!
You're cute.
Don't be so desperate.
Stop being stupid.
If you wear the same uniform as me, I'll give you a great date.
Are you betraying me?
I fell in love with a woman like her.
I swore to Koha that I wouldn't choose a woman.
Give it to me!
The incident was resolved with the betrayal of Jolly Pogo.
This is Kappa's flowery road.
The last flowery road.
This week, a lot of people are trying to make Hime laugh.
Where is Hime?
Hime isn't here.
Where is Hime?
Mushroom.
Snow.
Mushroom.
Snow.
Hime is snowing, too.
All three of us.
Hime and Mushroom.
What are you doing, Hime?
Hime.
Where are you?
I want to try it, too.
Is that Hime?
Do you have to be so aggressive about making people laugh?
Sit down for now.
Can I sit down?
Sit down.
Can I sit down?
Do I have to try hard?
I'm going to do my best.
This is a great service.
You're going to laugh a lot.
I'm not going to laugh.
I'm not going to make you laugh.
Really.
First of all, Mimi Kopano's work.
The rumored sexy guy.
Try to hug me.
The rumored sexy guy.
Love.
Guy.
That's it.
Hime, did you forget?
I forgot.
Love.
Guy.
It's not over yet.
I was laughing a lot.
Hime went over there.
It's okay.
It's not over yet.
If you send me this work, I'll give you a laugh badge.
It's too early.
Let's move on to the work of Dan Oinu.
Rotating sushi.
I'm going to eat sushi today.
Welcome.
Nice to meet you.
It's easy to say hello.
Welcome.
It's okay.
I have a lot of data.
I'm having fun.
If you send me this work, I'll give you a laugh badge.
Next is the work of Yosha Bikkurisamansa.
Simple impersonation series.
Katakata.
Computer keyboard.
Katakata.
It's M.
Katakata.
It's K.
Space.
It's G.
Space.
It's 4.
It's O.
You're laughing enough.
That's funny.
That's funny enough to make me angry.
If you send me this work, I'll give you a laugh badge.
As expected, there's been a lot of laughter, so we'll continue the broadcast later.
Tsuji-san, it's your turn.
Kero?
It's Kappa! Kappa's here!
I found you! I found you, Kero!
The cake looks really good.
Well then, itadakimasu!
Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! The cake!
I won't forgive you! I'll catch you, Kappa!
Wait!
It hurts! It hurts!
I'll catch you! I'll catch you!
Let's run away!
Alright, we caught up to them!
Let's catch them alive!
Waaah!
Breaking news!
Today at noon, a kappa was found and captured on TV Tokyo.
Oh no! A kappa was found!
But were there any other kappas besides us?
It's not a big deal to be caught by humans.
It's lame!
Lame!
Now, let's watch the footage from the scene.
I caught it!
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni, kappa's nosebleed.
Goodbye, kappa sisters.
This kappa will be transferred to the aquarium tomorrow.
Depending on the situation, it will become sashimi.
It looks delicious.
Sashimi?
Tsujinpan will be eaten?
We have to save him!
But how?
I'm going to save him now.
You can help me, right?
No, I can't.
I understand.
Let's go.
Fujimi, I'm going to save you now.
Fujimi seems to be in this.
He seems to be recovering.
Leave it to me.
Good job, Koemon.
I cut something boring again.
Fujimi, I'm going to save you now.
Wait, Lupin!
I knew you would come, Lupin!
Thank you, Totsu.
Lupin, I won't let you go today!
I'm going to save you!
Wait for me!
Wait for me, Lupin!
I'm going to save you!
Wait for me!
Lupin!
I'm going to save you!
To Be Continued
All right, if I build a lot of these signs,
I'll be able to keep going around this place forever.
I'll call it...
The Roundabout Eye-Spinning Strategy!
Oh, here it is.
Huh?
What's this? A traffic jam? A roundabout?
This way, too. This way, too.
I'm stuck!
You idiot! I'm stuck!
It's a traffic jam, but it's a roundabout.
Oh, yeah. Another roundabout?
This way, too?
A traffic jam. This way, too.
What? What's this?
It's a traffic jam!
Hey!
There's no way around it.
Come on, Kuchiko.
What?
I'm starting to get dizzy.
This is where we'll end up!
Oh man.
There are chewies here, too.
Now it's all over for you!
I finally caught you, Zurban!
You're a kappa too, aren't you?
How do you know that?
Well, if you're a kappa, I'll take you to the aquarium.
You can live there for the rest of your life.
Wait.
Take me instead of Kagoppa.
Are you a kappa?
No, I'll take your place.
Come on, catch me.
Kabuppa?
No, I'll catch you.
I'll go to the aquarium.
Are you a kappa?
I don't care. I'll go.
I'm a kappa.
I'm a rabbit.
I'm a kappa.
What a beautiful brotherly love.
You're trying to save yourself by sacrificing yourself.
All right, that's enough.
I'll let you go today in the name of brotherly love.
Really?
That's right. You four should live happily ever after.
Hooray!
No matter how hard it is,
no matter how poor you are,
you should live with brotherly love.
That's the kappa's...
...way of life.
Four kappa!
It's so exciting.
To Be Continued
Hajime and Maki's new segment.
To Be Continued
It's autumn.
Autumn of sports, autumn of appetite, autumn of reading.
There are many autumns,
but I've been saying,
autumn of love, autumn of love, autumn of love, autumn of love,
for 30 years.
I'll do my best today.
I'm Aiko Nakazawa.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Murakami,
a free bird.
I used it.
I'm sorry.
I'm Ogawa Hima.
And the other one is this person.
Where are you?
It's fun.
What are you doing?
It's so close.
What are you doing?
Weren't you the one on the other side?
Actually,
I've always been interested in the other side.
It's okay.
No, no.
It's really okay.
I'm still on the front side.
It's okay.
I've left the dial there.
I've left it there.
Here we go.
I'm Oja Maruse Konno.
I'm Ogawa Max.
Are you the same?
Yes, I am.
I'm Ogawa Pimako.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Max.
Aren't you the same?
Obviously, you're later.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
This week, we'll start with Ayaya's movie information.
Ayaya's main movie, Aonohono, is on DVD.
Among them,
Aonohono Matsuraya Collector's Edition
is about 60 minutes long.
It's full of Ayaya's interviews.
Nakazawa-san, what's your favorite movie?
My favorite movie?
Yes.
Is that so?
It's burning red all the time.
Shibomu Shibomu.
It's nothing.
I don't understand.
It's burning red, but it's Shibomu Shibomu.
Don't erase it.
I got it.
What about you, Ogawa-san?
I don't have a flame.
You're getting better.
Excuse me.
Thank you.
Next is Ayaya's information.
After the movie,
Ayaya appeared in a drama.
It was broadcasted as a New Year's drama.
It's on DVD and VHS.
It's on VHS.
It will be released on September 25th.
Next is Ayaya's appearance.
You can see a different charm.
Next is the last topic.
Gotomaki's novel,
As a solo artist,
she appeared in a long coverage.
Ah, ah, ah.
What are you doing?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
You can't be in the screen.
If you do that,
the staff will get angry.
I'm in.
Are you okay?
When you go out,
cover it with a hat.
Are you okay?
Do you know you're in the screen?
No, I don't.
Ah, ah, ah.
No, I don't.
What's your job?
I'm doing my job.
No, no.
Ah, ah, no, no.
No, no.
You weren't a reporter?
I'm going.
VTR,
I'm going.
Ah, ah.
Happy birthday!
Ah, ah.
Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Koto-san!
Yeah!
Oh,
Happy birthday to you!
Okay,
I'm going.
Oh wow!
Ah!
Congratulations.
Congratulations!
Congratulations on your 18th birthday.
I know.
I wish I could make great progress
by the time I'm 19.
Try this,
Nice to meet you
Thank you
I'm 18 years old
Nice to meet you
Happy Birthday!
Amazing! So beautiful!
Normally, if there were three, you would give me one each.
I thought so, too.
Normally, we were watching the VTR, and we wanted to do it.
I can't help it if you take out three in one shot.
I didn't think about it at all.
You looked like you were having fun, and when you saw one, you were looking at the ceiling.
If I put it here next time, it will be easier to take it.
It's your 18th birthday.
You're an adult.
How old are you?
I'm 15 years old.
That's all for this week.
See you next week.
Now, let me announce the MVP of this week.
I don't know what to do.
Let's move on to the next one.
I don't know what to do.
It's okay.
We still have four left.
It's a game.
It's a fun game.
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