AISubs
Oh my god!
We did it!
Everyone, how was it looking back?
It was amazing!
It was so intense!
How was it, Yossi?
Do you want to audition for Katsunoko?
Really?
Yes!
Alright, the first one!
Ready, set, go!
Sexy romance!
Ready, set, go!
Even if we meet in the city
It's okay to pretend not to know
Even if you talk to me
I can't laugh naturally
Sexy night!
Yeah!
The last word
The power of love
Someday it will reach
My heart is throbbing
My thunder again
Sexy night!
Yeah!
Be prepared
Goodbye
Sexy night!
Yeah!
I'm going to cry
I'm worried alone
I'm always lonely
My dream is empty
Tick tock
Sexy night!
Yeah!
It's okay tonight
Yeah!
Come on!
Oh!
Why? Why?
Even if you hold me
It's cold
I'm lonely
Yeah!
I'm tired of being a good girl
Cry
In the bed
Yeah!
Let's hold hands
Let's walk with new people
Ferris wheel
Yeah!
Shibuya
Yeah!
Movies
With you
Even if we meet in the city
It's okay to pretend not to know
Even if you talk to me
I can't laugh naturally
I'm tired of waiting for you to come
Cry, cry in the bed
In that car, we spend time with new people
Drive, listen to music, kiss
Even if we meet in the city, don't do anything like a crush
Even if it's still
Yeah, sex life, even if I'm alone
I'm tired of waiting for you to come
Cry, cry in the bed
Even if we meet in the city, don't do anything like a crush
Even if it's still
Yeah, sex life, even if I'm alone
Cry, cry in the bed
Even if we meet in the city, don't do anything like a crush
Even if it's still
Yeah, sex life, even if I'm alone
I'm tired of waiting for you to come
Cry, cry in the bed
Even if we meet in the city, don't do anything like a crush
I'm tired of waiting for you to come
You can't help it.
Oh, the bus is here.
It's noisy and the train is in a hurry.
They say a lot of things, but they're trying their best.
They're trying their best.
They're doing their best.
Ring ring ring ring ring ring
I've been doing this for a long time.
I like this.
I don't have a belly.
Here you are.
I don't have a belly.
It's like a cow.
The second member is
It's a small one.
I hope it's a good one.
There are four of them.
It's this.
It's my wife's.
Please.
It's a towel.
It's my first time.
We have four cars.
The next member is
Misa.
Misa and Misa.
The correct answer is Jokushou!
That's a big one!
The last member is this person.
Let's pick it up.
Which one is it?
I don't want it!
I'm Johnny Kago from Gokuraku Kindergarten.
I'm the head of the kindergarten.
Nice to meet you.
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
Each member has a different number of characters.
The 10th place goes to this member.
Everyone!
It's your turn!
The 10th place goes to this member.
Why am I so beautiful?
The 11th place goes to this member.
I can't speak well.
I'm not good at playing tag.
I'll leave it to you.
The 12th place goes to this member.
I'm not good at this.
Why can't I remember?
I'm not good at this.
The 13th place goes to this member.
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
She's eating it.
It's delicious.
The 14th place goes to this member.
It hasn't been released yet.
First of all, there are a lot of good stories that will make you happy.
But this time, we will show you a sad story.
Yabuki It's Easy has decided to cover Terminator 3.
Wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing- tong, wing-tong.
I didn't know the end.
Minimoni Hiramatsuri
Minimoni Tarabagani
It's a problem.
The 15th place goes to this member.
I'll give you a score.
Yojizawa Bidomi
Yaguji Mari
Godo Magishiro
It's popular in Sugamo.
Why?
I don't know.
The 16th place goes to this member.
The 17th place goes to this member.
Family Lesson
What should I do?
Excuse me, please give me a milk tea.
Certainly.
Romantic love
Of course, it's a milk tea.
It's a problem.
You were a little excited, weren't you?
But I wasn't laughing at all.
The 18th place goes to this member.
Simple Imitation Series
Wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing- tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong, wing-tong
Dryer
It's dry.
To be continued
It's a bit subtle
I'm sorry
Teacher
I'm going to pee
Me too
You're going to pee
I'm going to pee
Are you going to pee?
Yes
It's not good
I got it
Everyone, Megetsu is still waiting for a good story
6th place
There are 4 members with 6 characters
First is this person
Middle school, 3rd grade, Takahashi Ai
Takahashi Ai
It's me
Is it true?
It's famous
Isn't it me?
It changed again
Takahashi Ai
Isn't it me?
I'm Takahashi, who was hired by my wife yesterday
It's okay
I think there is an agency of an idol group around here
I don't know
6th place
There are 6 members with 6 characters
This person
Middle school, 3rd grade, Class A, Ogawara Koto
It's me
When I was eating breakfast, Ogawara Koto put butter on toast
I ate it with jam
It's me
Ogawara Koto
It's me
Look, look
It's me
It's you
I got it
It's fun
I wonder if I can buy it
It's 6th place
I'm looking forward to it
It's the best
What happened?
How was it?
It wasn't abnormal
I see
6 characters
The next member is this person
No way
There seems to be more
It's me
I was using it
You talk a lot
This is Christmas
It's difficult
I can't go forward
It's the same as 50 years ago
1, 2
It's me
1, 2
It's me
1, 2
It's definitely me
1, 2
I'm Natsumi's little brother, Abe Kawamochi. Nice to meet you!
Today, the 3rd-floor supermarket is cheap, but the soy sauce and sauce are 5 yen cheaper than usual.
1 yen?
What does 1 yen mean, Zamasu?
I've never seen 1 yen, Zamasu.
I'm a kid.
I don't want to.
I'm a kid.
Um, can you scold the kid who made Mameko cry?
No, but...
Hatchonburike!
No, what do you know?
Hatchonburike!
I'm sure you're kidding me!
6th place.
The 4th member is this person.
I'm tired.
Huh?
I was cleaning.
You were cleaning?
Shieee!
Grandma!
I'm so happy!
Grandma, you're like a yankee.
You're so small.
You're not mistaken, are you?
Good morning.
Grandma!
You did a lot of things.
I'm so happy, but what's wrong?
7th place.
8th place.
I'm a friend of Marumaro.
I'm Yasuda Wartaro from Gokugaku High School.
7th place.
I'm sure it's from here.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I think it's cuter to talk while moving like this.
8th place.
9th place.
I don't know what it is.
I'm Yasuda Kemeko, the grandson of Yasuda.
9th place.
It's kind of weird, but it's cute.
9th place.
I'm Yasuda.
A program in which dreamers and talented people invest in cucumbers from the presidents of kappa to realize their dreams.
The four kappa sisters share one cucumber a day.
In order to get out of such a life, they decided to appear on the program to get cucumbers.
This is the next program.
What is it?
Ta-da.
Kappa keep their mouths open to unexpected ideas.
Will it be a success?
The dream story of the poor kappa.
Let's take a look at it.
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni.
Kappa's flower path.
Is the kappa also an unreleased video?
First of all, please tell me what you want.
I'd like 300 cucumbers, please.
A dreamer who suddenly asks for 300 cucumbers.
What is the new business that moves the presidents' hearts?
What I want to do is a food store.
And it's all-you-can-eat.
All-you-can-eat?
What kind of food store is it?
It's a dessert specialty store.
Until now, there were many desserts such as tiramisu, nata de coco, Belgian waffles.
The next one is this.
Ta-da.
Nagashi ice cream.
Until now, there was Nagashi somen, but there was no Nagashi ice cream.
I've never heard of it.
The customer holds the cone of ice cream and eats the ice cream that flows.
I like that kind of idea.
He eats the cone.
He's still eating the cucumber.
And...
Can we actually see it today?
Yes.
Actually, I'd like you to taste it.
I've prepared it for you.
The flowing ice cream.
Will it stir up a storm in the intense sweet-and- sour party?
Then, I'll let you pour the ice cream.
Yes.
I'll do it.
It's coming.
It's melting.
I'll do it.
I like strawberries.
It's probably strawberry chocolate.
I'll do it.
It's fast.
Who likes double?
Let's go for double.
Can you get it?
It's pretty fast.
The ice cream is falling.
I did it.
It's double.
I'll do it.
President, how do you like the ice cream?
It's fun.
That's right.
But, we don't have to pour it.
Why don't you pour it from the beginning?
So, we'll finish it with no money.
If you're going to eat it, don't pour it. Ice cream.
There are two members of Mochikerasu 7.
First of all, this person.
I'm Asemi Konno, a freshman in the junior high school club.
I'm going to quit basketball.
Why?
I'm a junior high school student.
What kind of person are you?
You're scary.
Come on in.
I'm Asemi Konno, a junior high school student.
My name is Asaoto Konno.
Nice to meet you.
I'd like a banana juice and an apple juice, please.
Look at me.
I'm scared.
I'm going.
I'm here.
Thank you for your hard work.
I fell down on the way out.
My motto is...
I'm Tsunori, a high school student.
Mochikerasu 7.
The other member is this person.
I'm Kao-chan.
I'm working at a construction site.
I'm working as a sushi chef.
I'm a student.
I'm working as an electrician.
I'm happy.
You're a good person.
You're a high school student?
Are you a high school student?
You're late.
I'm still studying.
You're a high school student?
Unexpectedly.
What are you doing?
You'll know when you see it.
I'm a bus driver.
I love you, but I don't have a lot of meat.
Hello.
I like this.
I'm the first doctor in Flamenco.
I'm Karmen Ino.
I didn't know you had a girl's name.
I'm Kaori.
Hello.
I'm a word.
I'm Kaori.
I'm Shizue Kudo.
If you don't look at me.
I'm at a hospital near here.
It's boring because there's no case.
Goodbye.
I can't hear anything.
My heart is stopped.
I'm going to rest at the store because I'm irritated.
Aren't you still on duty?
It's lunch time.
You're really cheeky.
In the end, they couldn't go to Hawaii.
The three girls who aimed for Hawaii.
I think I'm forgetting something.
I wondered what it was.
I found it.
I have to say this perfectly.
If you're a Hawaiian girl.
That's right.
It's here now.
Do you know what this is called?
Shishu.
This is actually a Hawaiian quilt.
It's a unique Hawaiian craft.
This is a Hawaiian flower.
And the king.
Do you know the king was in Hawaii?
Hamehamehada.
That's close.
Kamehamehana.
The tools the king used.
For example, a canvas.
And the sea.
This is a dolphin.
Do you know?
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
Dolphin.
Hibiscus.
He designed a lot of things.
This size is convenient to make.
It's painted one by one.
It takes about a year.
It takes a lot of effort.
It's impossible for everyone to do this.
It's impossible.
Everyone can do it.
Anyone can do it.
I'm thinking of making something like that.
This is the last task of the Hawaiian girl.
When this is done.
I think I'll take you to Hawaii.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm going to make this pouch.
This pouch is a heart-shaped flower.
It's a flower called Anthelium.
In Hawaii, it's called a love flower.
Why?
Because it's heart-shaped.
Orange on the base.
It matches the color of Tsutsui's clothes.
Purple on top of green.
Pink on top of yellow.
It matches everyone's clothes.
This is a double-sided adhesive.
This is the thread.
It's a needle.
It's short.
Is it short?
If you say that, it will fly away.
It's shorter and thinner.
It's okay.
Will it fly away?
It won't fly away.
Do you pass it?
Is it okay?
Please pass it through the cut one.
Your eyes are close.
I passed it.
You passed it.
It's called a ball stopper.
Wait a minute.
Your eyes are close, but it's okay.
If you want to learn about Hawaiian Kilt, this is for you.
Finally, the second place.
There are two members with 8 characters.
First, this person.
Rika-chan, what's wrong?
Humans are sad.
Rika-chan!
What are you doing?
I suddenly became a Tenpai.
My feet stink.
I don't like it.
I don't like it because humans stink.
I don't like it.
Everyone did this.
It hasn't changed much.
Rika-chan.
The color hasn't changed much.
I'm going to school.
You don't have to go to school.
I'm glad I didn't go to school.
Ishikawa-san.
This is a big problem.
Rika-chan, you're overdoing it.
Stop it.
Someone's eyebrows.
Ishikawa-san.
Recently, I've been forgetting things.
Where am I?
Who am I?
Kindergarten is sad.
I can't do it well.
It's cute.
I'm sad.
I want you to make my dream come true.
Ishikawa-san.
Where am I?
I'm Ishikawa-san.
Ishikawa-san.
I'm happy.
Even if no one sees it.
Even if I show it soon.
Even if I can't get married.
I have to go to the police.
I can't take other people's things.
No, no, no, no.
If you don't do it, you'll be alone forever.
I'm sorry.
I'm stubborn.
Really?
She has 8 characters.
The last one is this person.
I understand your sadness.
It's cute.
I understand your sadness.
I understand your pain and worries.
I understand your sadness.
It's nostalgic.
She's wearing panties.
To become an old man.
I understand your sadness.
I understand your pain and worries.
It's cute.
It's cool.
It suits you.
Who are you?
It suits you.
Who are you?
Is it me?
I'm a twin brother.
I'm Koji Ayano.
I'm Marumaro.
I'm Koji Ayano.
I'm Marumaro.
It's different.
Come on.
Hi.
OK?
OK!
Hitomi and Roshin's American Journey!
What are you doing?
Let's go to the bath together!
We are not going to the bath.
We are learning vocabulary.
According to my deduction,
the criminal is in here.
My name is Hitomaegi Gejitaro.
I will never do this again.
I am donating science to your kindergarten.
My name is Kouji Mashimaro.
I will never forget you.
Have a nice day!
So cute!
The first announcement!
And the story of the phantasmagoria is finally revealed!
Rika Ishikawa, Miki Fujimoto.
The movie, Double Shuen.
I will do my best to live positively.
I want you to feel warmth and love.
Two 17-year-olds on a journey.
The ranking of the characters!
The first place is this member who plays the role of the current 11th character!
It's a foreign language, so any word is...
Pera Pera!
No!
Oh my god!
No!
Good morning, everyone!
It's time for the joke of the world.
I learned a lot.
You move so well.
It's time for the joke of the world.
I'm sorry.
What is this?
Shinshin!
You're not Shinshin.
It's time for the joke of the world.
What is this?
It's time for the joke of the world.
What is this?
Did you come again today?
Hitomi Yoshizawa's joke of the world show!
What is this?
I was so surprised that I became like this.
It's Yoshizawa-san.
It's Yoshizawa-san, isn't it?
It's not Shinji.
It's Hitomi.
You idiot!
I'm so angry!
This is too much!
Really. I'm so angry.
I won't do it.
Cheers!
What?
Cheers!
You're so mean!
Hey!
What are you doing?
You're so mean!
You're so cute!
I'd rather not say anything.
How long are you going to keep quiet?
You killed Tomoyami, the exchange student, didn't you?
No one saw that.
I'll beat you up.
Tomoyami, are you okay?
I swear I'll take you down.
No you can't.
This is Kino-Kan's favorite book.
Let's read!
This page looks as old as Miyashita.
I hear being Neo-san is an oncoming trip.
My older sister is called Sujiko, and my younger sister is called Kazumako.
My father is called Shakyo, and my mother is called Namako.
Why is that?
That's right. I am the stubborn Tetsu.
Kazumako!
You guys!
Don't bully the weak!
Everyone, Morning Musume. is an idol group.
We ask for your understanding.
Everyone, how was it?
It was great!
Is there anything you want to try?
I want to try Rika's ganguro.
Rika's ganguro?
You like tarako, don't you?
Kazumako, do you want to audition?
Shige, do you have a role you want to try?
Painter?
I want to be in a picture.
I want to try it.
After this, it's a story that hasn't been broadcasted yet.
It's a story that hasn't been released yet.
Here you go.
Next to the station building, there is a snack that makes you addicted.
The story of the station building.
I'm going on a patrol.
Which patrol are you going on?
It's not a play.
Did something happen?
No, there was no incident.
Good evening.
Huh?
Aren't you the doctor at the hospital?
That's right.
Huh?
Are you done with today's work?
I'm done.
Your way of talking is a little...
Yeah, you're a little different.
Um...
Excuse me, but aren't you a little too flashy for your uniform?
Your make-up is dark too, isn't it?
Yeah.
I have work to do now.
Work? But you're a doctor at a hospital.
Are you doing anything else besides this?
I'm having a snack there.
Huh?
A snack shop?
Was it a doctor's shop?
That's right.
Come and have a drink next time.
Did it hurt?
It hurt.
Wow, that's amazing.
You're a doctor at a hospital during the day and a snack shop at night.
I don't get it.
Well, that's fine.
I want you to help me with something.
Okay.
What is it?
Well, I'm getting old.
I want to get married soon,
so I want to find someone who will accept me.
Senpai, anyone is fine.
Anyone is fine. Let's go.
I'm working right now.
Shiratori-kun isn't here yet?
He said he had work to do, so I think he'll be a little late.
I'm so happy to be with Shiratori-kun.
That's right.
Shiratori-kun is the most handsome new employee of the year.
That's right. He's our idol.
He's really cool.
That's right.
Shiratori-kun is here.
Shiratori-kun!
I'm sorry I'm late.
It's okay. Let's go have a drink.
Let's go, let's go.
Can you see me?
Wait for me.
I was watching you.
Why? Why?
Why am I the only beast?
It's because you're a new employee.
I know that.
My colleagues all quit their jobs.
I know that.
And I've been working for the company for 20 years.
I know that I'm the only one.
But you all know, right?
There's a woman who's been working for 30 years.
Ms. Nakazawa, the general manager.
She's amazing.
She's been doing a lot of make-up lately.
No, no, no.
That person's face is not foundation.
It's paint.
I was surprised when I came to the barber shop the other day.
I was surprised when I saw her nose.
So, that's the reason.
Why? Why?
Why am I the only one?
Why?
I know that.
I feel sorry for Ms. Shimada.
Let's go together.
No, no, no.
But, but, but.
Ms. Shimada.
What? What's wrong with you?
Why are you coming in front of me?
Don't come in front of me.
I don't know.
That's good, Shiratori.
You know the relationship.
You can do it alone.
It's sudden, but.
Yes.
Can you bring this chopstick?
Can you bring it here?
Yes.
I'll do it now.
Otama Otama Game.
I'll explain this game now.
The person who has a red-painted chopstick.
The person who has a blue-painted chopstick.
Right now.
Hey, hey, hey.
The person who has a blue-painted chopstick.
Who is it? Who is it?
It's me.
I was surprised.
That means.
The person who has a red-painted chopstick.
And the person who has a blue-painted chopstick.
Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Kiss?
Kiss, kiss, kiss.
Don't get cocky.
Hi.
The rumored sex guy.
Let's go.
I don't want to.
I can't drink.
I can't drink, either.
I can drink a little, so it's okay.
What?
Let's go.
It's been three hours since I entered the store.
What are you doing?
Stop it.
It's starting now.
Stop it.
What are you doing.
Do you want to Maski's really bad thing?
I'm sorry.
Here you are!
If she did, it's totally different
What the hell did you do?
Aiko, what did you do?
Oh my God!
Can't help it, these people aren't ordinary
Wait, what?
What's going on?
Is there an incident?
Isn't that problem?
Yeah!
He graduated from the modeling elite
Who's that granny?
Assied?
Yeah!
Enough, come back
You've got yourself into such a mess
Let's go.
Kaori-san!
What are you doing?
Where's Kaori-san?
She's gone.
She's gone, Kaori-san.
Let's drink again.
Let's go.
Let's drink again.
Good morning!
What's wrong?
Damn it.
What's this?
She's challenging Charmy.
She's not a girl. She's a sexy girl.
Even though the world is a mess,
this segment is absolutely free.
The only Hello! Project program in Japan,
Hello! Pro-Wide.
I wonder if the summer love will still come.
I don't want to end it with a one-summer love,
but this summer, nothing will come.
The summer will end.
I'm your host, Gaeko Nakagawa.
Nice to meet you.
First, if I were to do research on summer vacation,
I'd like to make a diary of observation.
Here's the information caster.
Here it is.
Here I go.
I'm perfect today, too.
I'm Makogawa.
Thank you.
I don't care.
But...
What?
You're annoying!
Golden...
Moon...
Tea...
And...
That's it!
What did you want to say?
I wanted to say that there's a blonde Okuwagata.
Why?
Because she has a horn.
Where?
Let's move on to the news.
This week's topic is the birth of a new unit in Hello! Project.
I'm sure some of you already know, but
Romance is made up of 5 members, Yaguchi-san, Ishikawa- san, Kanto-rin-musume, Sato-da-san,
Kokonatsu-musume, Ayaka-san, Melon-kinenbi, and Saito-san.
The debut single is called
Sexy Knight, Unforgettable Man, Nakazawa-san!
How do you feel about the romance made up of 5 sexy members in Hello! Project?
I don't agree.
Flip! Flip!
I didn't forget.
You didn't forget?
I forgot.
Why isn't Nakazawa-san here?
Nakazawa-san?
I don't think I can beat Sexy Knight.
That's right.
Everyone, please look at the page.
Was there a sexy shot?
Wasn't there a swimsuit?
There was.
Then, let's take a picture of Nakazawa-san's swimsuit and put it here.
Around Ayaka's shoulders?
Yes, and put it here.
A limited edition jacket.
You're pretty tough.
I'm not.
You're not.
We've finally arrived at the place of the romantic member.
We're going to catch the butterfly!
Are we going to go to Charmy?
Yes.
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Charmy, found you!
She got away.
Burikko Charmy!
No, I'm not Burikko or Charmy.
You're Burikko.
What are you talking about? I'm not Burikko.
By the way, recently you've changed from Burikko to Sexy Rosen.
No, no, no. I've always been in charge of Sexy Rosen.
But you're Burikko.
No, I'm not.
But you're Burikko.
No, I'm not.
You're Burikko.
No, I'm not. I'm not Burikko. I'm Sexy.
That's enough.
Sayonara.
That's enough.
Wait a minute.
She got away.
I wonder if I can continue with this show.
Even if you're so smart, you can't go on.
She's a treasure trove.
I'm worried about both of you.
I wonder how long this show will go on.
It will go on forever.
I'll keep it going forever.
You're back to normal.
I'll keep going with this caster.
Okay!
They're not nervous at all.
It's okay.
But I like how energetic you are.
I'm energetic.
I'm 15 years old.
Do it again.
I'm 15 years old.
I don't want to.
I'm sorry.
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
You're the same age.
Right?
Keep up the good work.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
I feel sick.
Let's stop here.
Good job!
Did you fart?
Good job!
Did you fart?
Good job!
Be charming forever.
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