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This time, Ronkey will have a break with a super back talk.
Right after this!
Hello! Project New Japan Audition
Women born from 1979 to 1988 are the targets.
Temporary screening is a video audition.
The song is Morning Musume.'s Azulim Monday.
Please take a picture so that you can see your face and whole body.
Please send it with a resume, two photos, and a certificate of completion.
Here is the address.
The deadline is tomorrow, Monday, the 28th.
You can still make it now.
Please hurry!
Let's learn rock!
Hello! Project New Japan Audition
Hello, I'm Dr. Animal, Yasugoro.
And this is my assistant, powerful ally, Oomu's Pico-chan.
Pico-chan!
Say hello!
Hello!
Yes!
I was able to say hello!
Analyze in this category and complete the picture book of the four.
The information of the members is not relied on.
For the most valuable praise, a high-class mascarpone is presented as an MVS.
I drank it.
After this, it's a series of previous statements.
The show is messed up.
Start!
Rocky is a big break!
You're the only one I love
I won't let anyone get in my way
Embraced by the soap of love
You're mine
If you're going to cry, then cry
All love is a soap bubble
If you're going to fall in love, then fall in love
Fall in love with me
Soap bubble
You're the only one I love
That's what I believed
After all, it's a woman
The base is always over there
In this world
I'm a girl who lives
I'm ranking
What should I say?
Even if I wait, I won't go back
All love is a soap bubble
If you're going to fall in love, then fall in love
Fall in love with me
Soap bubble
If you're going to cry, then cry
All love is a soap bubble
If you're going to fall in love, then fall in love
Fall in love with me
If you're going to cry, then cry
All love is a soap bubble
If you're going to fall in love, then fall in love
Fall in love with me
Soap bubble
Please!
First of all, Fujimoto, please.
Fujimoto, please.
First of all, here it is.
This is the explanation written by Fujimoto himself.
Feeding.
It's meat.
Repair.
Draw a nose.
Action record.
To the tongue.
The tongue reaches the nose.
Warning.
It's something you don't want to be done.
You don't want to be hit.
What?
Hit?
He doesn't want to be hit.
So, if you're with him, don't hit him.
Who's going to hit him?
Let's start with the feed.
I think the feed is right.
But it's yakiniku.
I love yakiniku.
I'm Fujimoto Miki.
What is he eating?
He's eating something like tsuyomi, isn't he?
What was it that Harumoni introduced the other day?
Something weird.
Toba?
It's toba.
I'm a little surprised.
It's funny that this side is here.
Let's draw a big mouth.
No way.
Let's draw a big mouth on the feed.
It's a new generation.
What is it?
It's a good one.
It's from the 90's.
Yes.
When I was an MC, I did this with my feet.
Fujimoto Miki.
No way.
You did this with your feet the other day, didn't you?
What did I do?
I'm Harumoni Miki.
Nice to meet you.
You look like a light yankee.
I always do this with my feet.
It says light yankee.
Light yankee.
It's like a man or a yankee.
It's refreshing.
It's not refreshing.
It's refreshing.
It doesn't change that much.
It's refreshing.
She's quick.
It's really fast.
It's fast.
It comes out quickly.
So when we talk together, I just keep talking.
The timing is pure.
Isn't it?
You've been talking a lot.
In all the members who've joined us,
nobody has been so quick to tell everyone their leader's name.
Everyone already told their leader their leader's name.
Words like, debut!
I'm Japanese.
I want to be careful, so I want to tell you something.
But while I was saying it, I got caught about 5 times while I was being careful about one thing.
That's right, that's right.
Also, isn't she sneezing a lot?
Her nerves are loose.
What is that?
Tell her properly.
What is that?
Even in a serious situation, I would sneeze.
The first time I got caught was in a musical.
Azuki Hime was doing it, right?
In a serious scene,
When I was saying,
I said it.
It became a line from that scene.
I saw it too.
If someone around me said it, I would sneeze.
That's right.
You did it yesterday, right?
I was surprised.
I just put on make-up.
I couldn't take it off.
The make-up artist was crying next to me.
The six members are the same.
Fujimoto, do you have anything to say?
Fujimoto's toilet was smelly.
Hello Morning.
It's time to eat.
When I don't know the dance,
When I ask a question,
I definitely bite my nose.
Even if I finish biting my nose,
I take about 5 pieces of tissue and bite it.
You took too many tissues.
What is the point of caution?
I don't know.
It's better not to fight with Fujimoto.
Usually, I'm watching this show.
I won't win if I argue with Fujimoto.
I never argue with Fujimoto
but normally,
I hardly argue with Fujimoto when I talk to Fujimoto.
That's amazing.
Right.
That's a great experience.
Bring Fujimoto.
You are a very strong person.
You are not a strong person for real.
You use a lot of tissues, don't you?
If you don't have a toilet paper, you have to wipe it lightly.
I don't have a tissue!
Someone saw you using 5 tissues at once.
You've never said you don't know how to fight, have you?
I don't know how to fight, but I don't think I can win.
Anyway, everyone was emphasizing that it was Karuyan.
Mikiti is a very manly man.
Next, Michishige, please.
Michishige, are you nervous?
Yes, I am.
Go ahead.
Michishige has analyzed herself.
Spaghetti.
What is this?
Aerobics show.
Is there no sound?
Please prepare this until Michishige comes out.
You get angry when someone eats your chocolate.
Let's eat it.
I'm very nervous right now.
What are you talking about?
I'm not saying anything.
Let's ask Rocky.
I like rice grains.
Michishige said, if the number is mentaiko spaghetti, I'll do my best.
I'll do my best to the point of death.
I'll put up with anything.
I was surprised to hear you talk so lively for the first time.
Wait a minute.
This is also a story about food.
Why are you so lively?
I feel the same way.
I don't feel anything at all.
It's interesting.
When I watch it, my heart is healed.
Healing?
It's the first time something good has come out.
It's natural.
It's like looking at a dog.
Isn't it human?
When I'm in front of my seniors, I'm quiet.
When I'm with Rocky, I'm lively like Ishikawa-san.
Before that, you said you were like Ishikawa-san.
You said you were lively.
What kind of feeling?
Try to imitate.
I'm the cutest in the world.
I don't say that.
I'm a girl, so I say things I can't do.
You often say that in the mirror.
Don't you usually say,
I don't think you'll say that.
You say,
I say,
But Mishishige-san says,
You're cute today, too.
Isn't it cute?
She said,
Come with me to the toilet.
I was supposed to wash my hands,
but I drank it.
Why?
No way!
It's a lie!
Amazing!
It's a lie!
It's a lie, right?
What happened?
They were following me to the toilet.
When I came out of the toilet,
I saw them like this.
I said, what are you doing?
They said, I made a mistake.
Amazing!
It's so cute!
I wonder if it's gone.
It's the water in the toilet.
It's not a toilet.
It's a place to wash your hands in the toilet.
It's convenient.
You have to be careful about this
when you go out with Mishige.
You can't say gross or ugly.
What happens if you say it as a joke?
I feel depressed.
I check myself in the mirror.
I ask myself, what is ugly?
Have you ever said it?
Yes.
Amazing!
When did you say it?
I often say it.
You know I don't want to say it's cute.
When I say it,
I want to say it's ugly.
You say it,
you feel depressed.
You say it often,
you feel depressed.
Please come out.
That's great
It's the best
It's funny
Here's the question
You look like Ishikawa in front of Rocky
What do you think?
But
To be honest, I like myself
That's good
It's important to like yourself
What do you like about yourself?
I don't like my personality
I like my eyes
That's cute
That's why you have a big mirror
How big is your mirror?
I used to have a big mirror
How big?
This big
It doesn't change
But it broke
So I changed it to this big
Here's the action record
You look cute in front of the mirror
Do you say that?
Yes, I do
Here's the next action
You drank water by mistake
It's in the bathroom
Really?
You drank it because you were thirsty
My hands were dirty
I thought I was going to wash it
But I drank it unconsciously
No
It's in the bathroom
It's dirty
You washed your hands
It was dirty
Warning
Don't say gross
Yes
Don't say it to Michishige
I'll be shocked
But you're often told
about Roki
I'm told every day
But it's OK?
I think I'm cute
So it's OK
It's a new discovery
But Michishige
You're good at aerobics
I'm good at it
I've done it before
What kind of show is it?
There are hundreds of people
You can choose 10 people
So
The music is ready
Music start
I've never seen this before
You can do it
Michishige
Shige-san, if you don't say that you're cute, I'll get depressed.
After this, what will happen to Tanaka's performance that Miyaguchi was so moved by?
Hime, this week we received a lot of questions asking us to find out what makes you laugh.
If you were a man when you woke up in the morning, what would you do?
I would look in the mirror and try to take it off.
What?
Do you have a mask on? Do you have makeup on?
What do you want to do?
I want to go to the men's bath.
So you're going to share it with the man next to you.
How have you been lately?
I hope it was helpful.
So let's read these questions today.
Meet the Mushrooms!
The reaction when you become a man is not like that!
What do you think?
Good.
Kansan Nabeya's work in Kagawa Prefecture.
A simple impersonation series.
Washlet.
It's similar.
It's embarrassing.
The impersonation of Washlet.
So the person who sent us this work will receive a laughing stick.
Congratulations.
Mimigun's work in Kanagawa Prefecture.
Musashi and Kojiro.
Let's go, Kojiro.
Come on, Musashi.
I'm not angry.
You're strong.
I'm not angry.
You're strong.
I'm not angry.
You're strong.
I'm not angry.
Sagao Sagao's work in Saga Prefecture.
Come on.
I'll give you a laughing stick.
It's funny.
It's the best.
I saw Kojiro.
It's going to be funny later.
So the person who sent us this work will receive a laughing stick.
Congratulations.
Melody's work in Aichi Prefecture.
I don't want a morning girl like this.
Yosui.
The dream of Hitomi is a flower shop.
Don't be mean to Maki.
I'm sorry.
Yosui.
But Maki is always like this.
That's right.
I don't like it.
I'll give you a laughing stick.
Thank you.
Today is a special day for Hime.
Hime has been laughing a lot lately.
But she doesn't laugh.
Next is the mask.
I'm wearing a mask.
Aichi Prefecture.
This is normal.
I was 7 hours late to the meeting.
This is a problem.
This is a big problem.
I have a warning.
If you hold your collarbone, you will become a shrimp.
I don't understand.
What is it?
I don't understand.
What is it?
I don't understand.
Shrimp has a round back.
That's why it's like this.
Don't you have food?
There are pink pickles in the lunch box.
I eat three people.
I like it.
Next is Shusei.
At first, I thought he was a girl.
Recently, he has become cute.
Are you talking about yourself?
We are in a confrontation.
Are you in a confrontation?
I said he was cute.
He said I was cute.
He is cute.
We are in a confrontation.
Let's do it.
Who will win?
I think I will win.
You are the winner.
Do you have a friend?
Yes.
I often receive e-mails.
What kind of conversation is it?
I don't know.
I often get advice on my worries.
What kind of advice do you get?
I don't know.
After work, I worry about whether I did well today.
I can't give advice.
I want to tell him what I was happy to hear when I joined ABE.
GAKI often receives e-mails.
I always receive e-mails.
I don't know.
Tell me.
I got advice from KAMEI.
I have a lot of worries.
I want to talk to ABE.
You have a lot of life advice.
MAKO and GAKI often talk to each other.
Yes.
What kind of laugh is that?
Do you have a record of your actions?
I'm very slow to reply to e-mails.
SHIGE is also slow.
Do you think you are fast?
SAI is fast.
How slow are you?
I received an e-mail the next day.
I thought I was going to sleep.
I woke up in the middle of the night.
What are you talking about?
I often receive e-mails from SHIGE.
He often comes home in the middle of the night.
I thought he was still sleeping.
SHIGE too.
I told the three of them my e-mail address.
Only KAMEI came home.
This is interesting.
I told the three of them my e-mail address before I graduated.
Did you ask them how they were doing?
I sent an e-mail to the three of them.
Only KAMEI didn't come home.
Only KAMEI came home.
I was a little late.
You did your best to send an e-mail.
He came here because he was not confident.
But SHIGE's environment has changed.
I heard that SHIGE was cute.
I thought SHIGE had changed.
SHIGE is getting more and more confident.
Did you think SHIGE was cute?
I didn't think so.
But I heard that SHIGE was cute.
I thought SHIGE was cute.
That's a good thing.
SHIGE is getting more and more confident.
I want to have a confrontation with AYAYA.
I asked SHIGE to confirm it.
You said you eat pickles for three people.
I eat pickles.
I like pickles.
I like pink pickles.
You said so.
You are late for your e-mail.
Yes.
Why did you make eye contact?
You are late for your e-mail.
You are having a cute confrontation with SHIGE.
You didn't say you were cute.
You said you were cute.
Yes.
Do you think you are cuter than SHIGE?
I think so.
Do you think you are cuter than SHIGE?
I think so.
SHIGE said so.
You are cute.
SHIGE said you are cute.
Everyone thinks they are cute.
You are cute.
What does it mean to be a shrimp if your collarbone is suppressed?
You are attacking me.
Where is your collarbone?
Where is it?
Is it here?
Here?
Is it there?
Wait a minute
I was told to wait a minute
Is it here?
No, it's not
The collarbone is here
Here, here
I'm totally fine here
What are you talking about?
When Kamei presses the collarbone, it becomes a shrimp
Next, Tanaka, please
Here you go
Here you go. Food. Grilled meat and fruits. Shusei is bright and energetic but short-tempered
And Kodo Keroku. She won a lot in the horse race
I feel like I'm going to win
She looks like she's going to win a lot
She doesn't like to lose
Warning. She doesn't like to be ordered
I don't like it
I don't like anyone
But she's refreshing. She's a mixture type
She seems to like meat
Don't you go out to eat together?
We go out a lot
What do you eat?
We go to a lot of places. Grilled meat, grilled chicken
Oh, it's meat
That's right
Surprisingly, I'm a loner
Why?
Why is that?
When we stay at a hotel, the three of us have different rooms
She always tells me to come to her room
No, it's not that I'm going, it's that she's telling me to come
It's not that she's going, it's that she's telling me to come
Even when I'm wearing a jacket, she tells me to wear it like this
That's not good. I want to fix it
This is a warning
She doesn't like to be ordered, but she likes to be ordered
She seems to like it
She seems to be ordered
Her outfit is amazing
She's a second year, right?
She's a second year
She's wearing a skull
She's so cute
She's so cute, both front and back
She has a beard
She looks like a hunter
You were surprised, right?
I was surprised
She seems to like that T-shirt
She wears it once or twice a week
She wears it, right?
She wore it once or twice a week
She wore it every day last summer
What?
That devil's T-shirt?
Yes, but she doesn't wear it anymore, so she wears it for dance lessons
She seems to like it
She's good at dancing
That's right, she learns fast
Everyone is fast, but Tanaka is especially fast
She's fast
She also sings well
Isn't she fast?
That's right
She learns fast
I often practice
You do?
You're a hard worker
What do you do?
I'm watching
I'm watching, or I'm sending e-mails
I'm sending e-mails in 2 or 3 sessions
I'm going to do shabandama tomorrow
I'm going to practice, so I'm going to finish sending e-mails
That's not good
Don't do that
That's a good story
I don't want to lose
Good luck
I'm going
What do you do at that time?
I just send e-mails
That's amazing
That's good
You were angry the other day
I said I was going to practice, and Tanaka said she did
Really?
I asked Michige, and she said she didn't
I was surprised
She was too honest
She said she did
I asked her why she didn't do it, and she said she thought she did
That's good
Please come out
That's interesting
That's great
I was worried if I said something weird at the end
It's okay
Please look
Shusei is an active, honest, lonely, and easy-to- talk hard worker
That's good
I'm glad I did this project for the first time
I just heard about being a hard worker
That's important
Yaguchi went to shake hands after hearing this
You practice at home, right?
I do
Michige didn't e-mail, so we practiced together
Don't get too into it
That's good
That's cute
And her behavior record
She's a little scared of clothes
She wears a demon T-shirt
She does
That's scary
In middle school, she wore a bear T-shirt like Non-chan and Ai-chan
That's not true
You are wearing a myself or Squidward and don't say what I wear
At that age she wears a demon T-shirt
That's not true
One more thing
I came up with this from Rocket
She said she doesn't like to be ordered
But she makes an order to others
I didn't do that
I didn't notice
She didn't notice
Yes
Say it
What was it again?
Hey, don't take your fingers off!
Tanaka likes skulls and demons, but he's a hard worker.
Please do not watch this alone.
I'm home!
Welcome back!
What are you looking at?
Someone sent me a video.
I don't know the sender's name, so I'm watching it.
Hey, Miko.
Could it be...
a video of a curse?
A video of a curse?
The person who sees the video is told to die in a week.
What? You're overreacting.
That's impossible.
After I see the video of a curse,
I'll get a silent phone call.
What?
It's ringing.
I'll answer it.
Hello?
A silent phone call?
It's a video of a curse!
Minimoni was Kappa-moni.
Minimoni.
Kappa's Great Flower Path
A World Kappa Doesn't Know About
Okay, let's protect Mikappa from Sadako!
All right!
Don't be stupid. It's late, so let's go to bed.
Okay!
Did you guys make the bed?
No one's here.
The bed's a mess!
Oh, man.
I'm sleepy.
Tsujippa!
Where are you?
Oh, man.
I'm sleepy.
Kagoppa!
Where did those two go?
You two!
It's bedtime!
You two aren't playing, are you?
Where did you go?
I'm telling you!
Tsujippa!
Tsujippa! Make sure you pull the blanket!
I'm sorry, but...
Enough!
I'm so jealous.
Are you ready to sleep?
Yes!
Good night, then!
Good night!
What's wrong, Kagoppa?
I need to go to the bathroom.
Oh, I see.
Make sure you wash your hands.
Are you okay on your own?
I'm okay.
I'm jealous.
Towel, towel!
Here you go.
Thank you.
Where did I put it?
Over there?
Thank you.
Who was that, Pappa?
Wake up, everyone!
What's wrong?
There's someone in this house.
Who is it?
It's suspicious.
Who is it?
I don't know.
It's suspicious.
Who is it?
I wanted a towel.
That's why I put it here.
Maybe...
Sadako is here.
No way.
That well is suspicious.
Was there a well?
I don't think so.
Sadako.
I'm so happy.
Thank you!
It's because of the video.
I'm going to...
kill Mikappa!
Watch the next one!
AHHHHH!
Don't come any closer!
You don't have to make such a big deal out of it.
Huh? You're not going to talk?
Huh?
What's this?
A letter?
I can't let the three of you be lonely during your school trip.
So, Sadoko, please go play with them.
From, Love Paiyori.
You're so annoying!
Hey, then what about this video?
Oh, that's a mistake.
This is the actual video of the curse.
What's this?
Let's see.
Is it real?
Huh?
Let's take a look.
Here we go.
Play.
I'm going to find a dog.
Wait a minute!
It's not just this!
It's a video of a dog!
No way!
I'm scared!
I'm not scared!
I don't feel good!
I'm scared!
I'm not scared!
I'm scared!
I'm getting a tingle.
Rei is...
Do your best.
Rei is...
You don't have to say Konnichiwa.
Rei is...
I'm making a funny face.
I get it when I get the right answer.
That's crazy, too.
I got it when I got Kawaii Ryoko.
But there's something close to it.
Congratulations and thank you.
I'm going to give you a present with a lot of feelings.
It's over here, so please take a look.
Here you go.
This is amazing.
This is a cabbage.
This is called cabbage.
This is called asparagus.
I can't help but go to the food.
Is this this?
That's right.
That's amazing.
If you make it with this white one, it'll look like this.
This is about 2,000 sheets.
2,000?
2,000 sheets.
It smells like flowers.
This is durable.
It's durable.
It's very durable.
I can't cut it even if I pull it.
You can cut it.
This is called a tea leaf.
When you give something to God, you wrap it with this leaf.
It's a leaf of God.
Is this a Christmas leaf?
Isn't that a firefly?
This is called a chrysanthemum.
You put it on here.
It's cute.
It looks like a chrysanthemum.
This is a chrysanthemum.
I made this for my wife yesterday.
I made it with the flowers here.
Can I see it?
You put it like this.
It looks like a princess.
It's cute.
My mother would never make it for me.
Is that so?
It's a little difficult.
Why don't you make it like this?
I want to make a small flower that can be put on a normal dress.
You wrap it like this and put it in order.
In order.
You can put your favorite flowers in your favorite combination.
In order.
In terms of style,
first, when you put this leaf, you put a big flower.
Then, you put a leaf again.
Then, you put a flower.
Then, you put a leaf.
Then, you put a flower.
In this order.
Then, it looks like this.
It's cute.
It's so cute.
It's cute.
You can put more flowers if you want.
Is it that big?
It can be small or big.
Let me see.
Which one?
The right side.
You can put it on both sides.
It's cute.
If you put it on both sides, your lover will be looking for you.
That's fine.
The person on the left is married.
The person on the right is married.
There is a rule.
You can make it like this.
Everyone can do it.
Let's make it.
I want to do it.
I really want to do it.
It looks like this.
It's cute.
It looks like a product for sale.
I made a mistake.
To be honest,
Who is the No.1 person to fall in love with?
Shoji, Maechuu, and Tsubasa are my rivals.
I'm just kidding.
I'm the caster.
I'm the one who can't lose to anyone.
I'll catch everyone.
I'm the hell ear of Hello! Project.
I'm the caster, Nakazawa Yoko.
I got excited.
It's hot.
It's hot, isn't it?
What is it?
You look like you don't want to do it.
No.
I feel motivated when I do it on the stage.
First of all,
She is the intellectual beauty who was born in Niigata.
She is a hard worker.
She is the information caster.
Don't say that.
I'm really weird.
She is the intellectual beauty who is bright and energetic.
Don't say that.
You have to do it properly.
Yes, I have to do it properly.
What have you been doing?
I've been doing it properly.
Poli poli.
Do it in secret today.
Maybe.
Okay.
Niigata people, I'm sorry.
I'm the small side of the Niigata people.
It's embarrassing.
My face turns red.
Don't say it first.
I don't know such a thing.
Wait a minute.
And the other one is this person.
The number of cities is eye-catching.
She is the super beauty who was born in Hokkaido.
I am Sun.
I am Love.
I am World.
I'm Oja Maru.
How many millions of people were there?
How many millions of your fans were there?
In Meiji-da, there were 13.68 million people.
Let's get started.
The first news is that it's been a while since it appeared.
On July 25th, the ultimate Ayaya book,
Do you want to be Ayaya?
It's been released.
As the title says,
I'm going to be Ayaya with these people.
In short.
Hey.
Makeup.
The secret of makeup.
Hairstyle, fashion, and choreography.
A girl who is a fan of Ayaya Matsuura can't stand it.
Ultimate.
Super Perfect.
It's a super perfect book.
Do you want to be Nakazawa?
I want to be Ayaya Matsuura.
But I don't want to be Pima.
Really?
Please change.
Next is the news of the 19th single release of Morning Musume.
It will be released at 3 p.m.
The name is Tagondama.
New member, Miki Furimoto.
And the 6th member is also included.
This single will be the first single of Morning Musume.
DVD and VHS will be released at the same time.
It will be released at the same time.
Thank you.
Isn't it strange?
I think it's strange.
Next is the leader, Iida.
He is a man.
Are you ready?
Let's start.
Excuse me.
He didn't come out.
Hello.
I'm Kondo.
I'm not Tagondama.
I'm flying.
I'm Kondo.
What do you think about it?
What?
Kondo is...
I don't know.
I think she is too nervous.
You are nervous, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
Don't be nervous.
Take a deep breath and breathe out.
You are not nervous, aren't you?
Yes.
You have to do your best.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
Excuse me.
She doesn't know the meaning.
I did it lightly.
What?
Did you do it lightly?
Yes, I did.
You are the leader.
Yes, I was powerful.
Are you scared?
Yes, I am.
No, I'm not.
You are scared.
No, I'm not.
Yes, I am.
I'm not.
You were scarier than the first leader.
I hear it sometimes.
Do you hear it sometimes?
Who do you hear it from?
I hear it sometimes.
You are so kind.
I'm kind.
Let's be more emotional.
I'm kind.
Who did this?
The MVP is Tanaka.
That's right.
She talked a lot about the members.
I'll give her a melon.
We were practicing for the soap bubble.
We didn't know much about it.
I'm glad we got to do this segment.
Did you get to know about Morning Musume.'s 6th member?
We look forward to working with you.
This has been Harumonizukan.