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Yeah!
No!
Hello, I'm Yasuda Kei, the host of Haramoni.
I was recommended by Morning Musume.
So I'm going to do my best as the host of Haramoni today.
What?
I'm going to run the studio from this week.
Kei-chan, you're the host.
Don't stand in front of us.
That's why everyone is cold.
That's not true.
You're cold.
Because you're far away from the camera.
Let's do our best.
Yes.
Since you're all artists,
I'd like to play with singing.
What?
I'd like to play with singing.
You often go to karaoke, right?
Yes.
I'd like to ask everyone who loves singing to sing.
The keyword is...
I'm sorry.
The keyword is song relay.
Am I okay?
You're okay.
That's enough.
The keyword is song relay.
Here are the rules.
The team with the lowest score loses the game.
If you sing a song I don't know, you'll be disqualified.
I'm the law of Haramoni.
Law?
Let me introduce each team.
Team Iida with Kaori.
Team Takahashi with Takahashi.
Team Abe with Nacchi.
Why?
If there's a song I don't know, even if I'm incorrect,
if the team knows it, they'll be disqualified.
That's okay.
Let's begin.
The first keyword is song to be singing.
Please sing a song that has the words of spring, summer, autumn and winter in the lyrics.
Everyone in front of the TV, please think about it together.
Then, let's start with Team Iida.
The theme is a song of the season. Here you go.
One, two, three, four.
Summer, summer, summer, summer, coconut.
I, I, I, I, I, Island.
Yeah!
Sing this song!
What? You guys don't know this song?
No, we don't.
One, two, three, four.
Spring, spring, spring, autumn, winter, autumn, winter.
What did you say?
People who love spring are people with a pure heart.
Yeah!
One, two, three, four.
Ah, this summer.
Yeah!
It's a great holiday.
I hope it's a great summer.
Yeah!
Let's move on to the next one.
Here we go.
One, two, three, four.
Chu, chu, chu, chu, summer party, chu, chu, I'm looking forward to it.
Chu!
Yeah!
Next.
One, two, three, four.
Summer grass is flowing.
Yeah!
That was close.
I just thought of something.
That was close.
Next.
One, two, three, four.
Summer grass is flowing.
Yeah!
It's summer.
Summer.
The second round is individual selection.
Here are the members.
The next topic is love.
Isn't it love?
But love is prohibited.
What?
Love is not allowed.
Love.
Here we go.
I'll start with Ogawa from the Yoshida team who failed earlier.
Here we go.
When love was born.
Yeah!
I'm glad.
You know it, Kei.
I know it.
I love you.
That's enough.
Yuki.
That's enough.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Here we go.
Sing it properly.
Here we go.
I love you.
Very much.
Why do you sing like that?
I've been to my hometown.
Please give me love.
I'm glad.
The second round is Ogawa's turn.
Ogawa.
Hurry up.
I love you.
Very much.
I got it.
Okay.
I can't sing it.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
I love you.
I'm glad.
Ogawa.
I have something.
I love you.
What's your song?
5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
I love you.
Team Yoshida is disqualified again.
Of course, the theme of the third round is...
The theme is food.
Food?
Yes.
Don't consult with the team.
Think about it alone.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
It's food.
Think about it with the team in front of the TV.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Mochi?
Mochi, mochi, mochi, mochi.
I got it.
Purple purple pineapple
Someone said it.
Program Popchu po pineapple
Eh?
Really always don't get it!
It'd be great if you try to think calmly.
Hmmm, I can't think about it.
I always say those I'm with are best.
Oh, she got it wrong!
I still don't get it!
I was about to cross a line.
Strawberry pie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sorry.
Do you get it?
Strawberry...
Wait!
Strawberry pie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Strawberry pie, oh, strawberry pie.
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I've heard it before.
The three of you know this song, right?
You don't know it?
I know it.
You know it?
It's a mini-version.
You know it?
Sing it for us.
Strawberry pie, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Next.
Hokkaido is Sapporo.
Next is Sapporo ramen.
What else?
There are a lot of things that say million.
2, 1.
Hayaki and the Dango team.
You failed.
Dango stuck in a skewer.
Dango lined up three.
The fourth round is a confident captain battle.
It's a song with a word.
Don't consult with the team.
Think alone and answer.
What was disqualified earlier?
I'll start with the Iida team that failed earlier.
Go ahead.
It's old.
I fell in love in 1993.
I'm crazy about you.
Good.
Go ahead.
If you lie, you'll get a thousand needles.
Love revolution.
2, 1.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
What is it?
Minion.
It's difficult.
Go ahead.
Even if it's a carrot.
Even if it's two.
Even if it's two layers, it's a sandal.
I love you.
Last week was Doremi.
Last week.
1, 2, 3.
I don't know.
What should I do?
It's Abe.
Wait a minute.
You are like lightning.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
Wait a minute.
Orange flowers are blooming.
The road of memories.
Go ahead.
No.
It's okay.
Was there?
It's okay.
Everyone.
It's a big deal.
What is it?
I got the details of the quiz.
What?
Before that, Maripo got 10 million yen.
Yes.
But this time it's a family tournament, so everyone came.
If you win and get 10 million yen, you can eat a lot at the family race.
1, 2, 3.
Family race.
We will definitely win.
Minimoni was Kappa-moni.
Minimoni?
Kappa-no-Hanaminchi!
Mame-O-Rare Reloaded?
I'm sick of this!
Mame-O-Rare!
Mame-san!
Let's get started.
Quiz time!
Line up the next four people in the order of their age.
A. Rena Tanaka B. Sayumi Michishige C. Eri Kamei D. Yuko Nakazawa
Let's see the correct answers.
Rena Tanaka Sayumi Michishige Eri Kamei Yuko Nakazawa
Who is the luckiest Kappa?
Ravuppa!
Ravuppa is the youngest of the four Kappa sisters.
Can she get out of her daily life?
Say something to celebrate 10 million yen.
Families get!
Let's get started.
Quiz, Mame-O-Rare.
The challenge to get 10 million yen begins.
Who is the cutest member of Minimoni?
A. Mikappa B. Nozomi Tsuji C. Ai Kago D. Ai Takahashi
C!
Who is the most likely to get angry?
A.
Final Kappa?
C!
Ravuppa sacrifices herself to answer the question.
C!
This is the last question.
10 million yen is right in front of you.
10 million yen!
Let's get started.
Quiz, Mame-O-Rare.
Who is the least popular member of Minimoni?
A. Mikappa B. Nozomi Tsuji C. Ai Kago D. Ai Takahashi
Think carefully.
D!
Definitely D!
I'll use my lifeline.
The audience, please.
Got it.
Here are the answers.
3 Ds and 1 B.
That person is B.
Huh?
I don't get it.
I don't like it.
Here are the answers.
B.
Huh?
D!
What?
D!
B.
D!
Definitely D!
B.
Definitely B!
It's not B, it's D!
D!
Takahashi, come here.
Final Kappa?
Final Kappa.
The answer is B, Nozomi Tsuji.
What?
That's right.
See you next week.
Why?
Why didn't you choose B?
That's right.
It's been 3 years.
I chose it because of you.
I'm sorry.
Let's eat.
We can eat as much as we want.
What?
Why?
Thank you for the meal.
I can't do it anymore.
It's so good.
The number of Kappa fans is increasing.
It seems that Kappa has appeared in the human world.
What is the purpose?
Next episode.
Mom, Kappa is here.
Taro, don't look at it.
Next, all of us will go.
The theme for everyone is...
Nature.
Nature is...
Mountains, rivers, seas, tsunamis, grass.
It's in nature.
Nacchan's team, please.
1, 2, 3.
Like the flow of the river.
That's great.
Flower?
Nostalgic grassland people.
It's a grassland.
Takashi's team.
It's a grassland.
The second round.
Yoshiki's team.
Green leaves.
The sea is wide and big.
Rolling rice ball.
It's hard to get into the pond.
1, 2, 3.
Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms.
Fly up now.
That's good.
Your singing style is strange.
Next, Yocchi's team.
Put your palm on the sun.
Kaori's team.
Get on the train in spring.
Go to the sea.
That's great.
The sun is getting drunk.
Nostalgic.
At the end of the mother earth.
What?
You should sing.
I know it.
Did you sing?
At the end of the mother earth.
Yocchi's team.
The sea is wide and big.
Kaori's team.
Fly up now.
That's good.
I'm sorry.
The harmony is bad.
One more time.
1, 2, 3.
Fly up now.
Wait.
The melody is wrong.
Spread your wings in the sky.
Fly up now.
1, 2, 3, 4.
The snow melts and becomes a river.
Let's go.
You know the song.
I didn't know.
Next.
It looks fun.
What will happen?
Kitchen's burger.
Thank you so much.
Why Kitchen's burger?
It's natural.
Make a weapon.
Smile.
Yocchi's team.
It's Kitchen's burger.
Fly up now.
3, 2, 1.
A week after their debut.
They need to improve.
Finally, they appeared.
They are Saki's team.
They started this week.
Saki's team.
I'm sure you are worried.
But I'll take care of you.
Thank you.
I'm lonely alone.
So, I invited my senior.
She is here.
Hello.
Ame-san.
What?
Don't cry.
This is basic.
You need to take it off.
I'll show you.
What?
You are the host.
Don't take it off.
They don't care.
They need to find out about their senior.
The first target is Marin Yaguchi.
What does she think about herself?
Let's start.
Yes.
What?
I'm scared.
Iida and Yaguchi.
Who is nervous?
Are you nervous?
I've been with Iida for 5 years.
I've been with Yaguchi for 5 years.
I'm not nervous.
I'm a little nervous.
Which one?
Iida.
Let's see.
What?
No way.
It's the same.
It's a calm comment.
Yaguchi and I look like we can get along.
What should I say?
We don't look like we can get along.
You two are weird.
Iida looks like an adult.
You are the same age as Iida.
You are 11 years old.
You are the same age.
What?
What is this?
Why is Kamii nervous?
I get nervous when I'm with her.
I haven't talked much with Yaguchi.
What do you want to talk with Yaguchi?
I want to talk about school.
Yaguchi is 20 years old.
I want to talk about my life.
The second question.
If you were to divide Morning Musume into three groups, which one would you belong to?
A. Morning Musume. B. Morning Musume. C. Morning Musume. D. Morning Musume.
A. Artist. B. Drama. C. Variety.
I know this one.
Oh, that's good.
Why C?
Yaguchi-san is always cheerful.
She always laughs.
It's fun to watch her.
She sings, too.
What?
She sings, too.
Yaguchi-san is funny when she talks.
Did I do something funny?
How about you, Michishige-chan?
Yaguchi-san seems to cry the most when Yasuha-san graduates.
So, when she's about to cry in a drama...
She doesn't cry.
I see.
The third question.
Yaguchi-san is small but always energetic.
What do you think the reason is?
There's a flip, so write it down.
I don't know, either.
Please show us the flip.
Tanaka-chan.
She was born with it.
She's been energetic since she was born.
That's right.
What about you, Tamei-chan?
She's energetic, cute, and sleeps a lot.
Gaki-chan, you didn't lose at all.
I just read it out loud.
I got excited.
What about you, Michishige-chan?
Other people are energetic, too.
Other people are energetic, too?
Other people are energetic, too.
So, Yaguchi-san is energetic, too.
I see.
Thank you.
I think Gaki-san is the most energetic.
A new member is coming to Ishikawa.
Thank you for waiting.
Today's guest is Takako.
A story of a woman who is full of love and emotion.
That's right.
She's here again.
Good morning.
You're great.
You're going to work before going to school.
No.
I'm not going to work.
I'm going to school.
That's a delivery bag.
This is a bag.
A bag?
Look.
Is there a textbook in it?
That's right.
There's a textbook and a dictionary in it.
There's ramen in it, too.
This is my lunch box.
I'm going to school.
See you.
She's a strange girl.
If you want to use your cell phone, please use it outside.
I'm sorry.
Is it forbidden to use cell phones in the hospital?
Cell phone.
What?
Is it connected?
Hello.
This is Tarako.
This is Kofa.
Mr. Goro said he could leave the hospital today.
What?
A delivery bag?
I think it'll take about an hour and a half.
Okay.
I'll take you home safely.
Okay.
Can Mr. Goro leave the hospital?
That's right.
The doctor said he could leave the hospital today.
Is that so?
That's great.
Thank you.
That's great.
I'm relieved.
That's not a cell phone.
It's a peaceful town.
Thank you for your hard work.
That's great.
Senpai.
Mr. Goro is leaving the hospital.
Mr. Goro?
He got better earlier than I thought.
That's right.
That's great.
I can see Mr. Fumimaro again today.
I hope Mr. Fumimaro comes soon.
Remember the girls' course we took the other day?
Cheese.
I guess it was a bit spicy.
Cheese.
What do you put on top of pizza or spaghetti?
Cheese.
That's my girl.
She's perfect.
Cheese.
Let's go.
Hey!
I don't want to.
Are you going on a date with that weak man again?
It's none of your business.
Don't be so cocky.
I'm not being cocky.
I'm just being cocky, unlike you guys.
Where are you going?
Hey, hey, hey.
Don't be so cocky.
Fumimaro-sama, hurry up and come.
Even if he comes, he can't beat me.
That's not true.
Fumimaro-sama will help me.
Hurry up.
That's funny.
It's Fumimaro-sama!
Fumimaro-sama!
Can't you help me?
What's with him?
He's a pretty good guy.
Rika, I'm so sad!
Senpai!
He's crying!
Huh?
You guys!
Why are you bullying her?
I'm sick of it, you old hag!
Shut up!
Shut up, you old hag!
Senpai, calm down.
Calm down.
I'm a police officer.
She's crying on her own!
Are you an old hag?
What are you talking about?
Is it true?
It's true, right?
Shut up.
You guys!
Why are you dressed like that?
You don't look like an old hag!
Shut up, you little brat.
I'm sick of it.
I haven't heard that in a while.
She always says that.
It's fine.
I have something to ask you.
Senpai!
You guys!
Don't run away!
Humans are so sad.
Men are like soap bubbles, and Fumimaro is like a ping-pong ball.
Thank you so much, Sensei.
What for?
It's all thanks to you that Orochi-san was able to leave.
I don't get it.
You fixed it, didn't you?
I don't get it.
1 plus 1 is?
I don't get it.
1 plus 1 is?
1.
You do get 1, don't you?
I don't get it.
Um, Sensei, you'll be tired after the surgery, so let's stop here.
Ah, yes!
Ah, it's done!
Yes, it's done!
What?
Ah, it's done!
What's this?
It's done!
Oh my!
Goro-san, you're leaving, right?
Yes, I'm leaving. I'm going back to Furano with this.
That's great.
I'm leaving.
Goro-san!
That's great!
I'm going to miss you.
No, Goro-san, let's go back to Furano.
Don't look at me like that. It's embarrassing.
Goro-san, let's go together.
Isn't that great? We're lovers.
I'll remember this.
Everyone, thank you so much.
Let's go, let's go.
What's wrong?
I've been sleeping all this time, so my legs are weak.
That's terrible.
Goro-san, sit on the bench.
Hurry up.
Are you okay?
Let me see.
Goro-san!
I'm sorry.
You're going to the hospital again, right?
Yes, I'm going to the hospital.
Are you okay?
Goro-san, let's go.
Goro-san.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry, Goro-san.
Goro-san.
What's wrong with this chair?
Goro-san.
What should I do?
You're going to fall in a strange way.
You've all seen a guitar, right?
Guitar.
What do you think is the difference between a guitar and a ukulele?
The difference between a guitar and a ukulele?
Size?
The size is different.
And then?
Four strings.
Yes, there are only four strings.
It's small, so even a small child can play it.
It's easy.
First, the basics of the basics.
From Doremi Fa Sol La Si Do.
Depending on the sound you make, the position of the string and the finger that holds the string will change.
From here, do Re.
The second one from the top is the sound of Do.
Re.
You can't hold it like that.
That's right.
You have to hold it like this.
Let's do it.
If you want to see it, do this.
If you go to Doremi Fa Sol La Si Do.
Then, on top of that, Sol.
Up to here.
From the bottom of the third string to the second string?
That's right.
The same string comes from here to here.
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do.
I did it.
You did it.
That's great.
I did it.
You're good.
That was helpful.
Let's do it.
That's the best sound.
That's great.
I'll go after that.
No one is listening.
Let's go to La.
After that, Do Re Mi Fa Sol La.
You know it.
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do.
Connect them all.
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do.
Isn't it like a flute?
No, it's not.
Like this.
You use your fingers.
Let's try it, Su-chan.
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do by yourself.
You can do it.
One, two.
Do Re Mi Fa Sol La Si Do by yourself
You got lost in the middle, didn't you?
I did it!
Are you okay?
Good job!
Okay, let's go!
One, two, three, four!
Oh, good, good, good.
The first one, one, two, three, four, had a great rhythm.
From there, like this.
Oh, that was a little deceiving.
But it's pretty good.
Mr. Inoki is coming in.
Hello, hello.
What are these guys?
One day, a suspicious person appeared in Haramoni's recording studio.
That's right. They are currently appearing in a musical in the park.
The ninja who protects the castle.
The name is Kunoichi Love Love Team.
Idiot!
Why did they come to the studio?
Kunoichi Love Love Team Tsukikage.
Ranmaru.
Seja.
I'm back.
Let's go!
Kunoichi wa ninja sa utsukushii
Kunoichi is a ninja, a beautiful one
Kunoichi wa tatsukau no shiro no tame ni
Kunoichi fights for his castle
Fukanou na koto wa ariyanai
Nothing is impossible
Itsu demo doko demo tsugama suru
I'll catch you anywhere, anytime
Love Love Shuriken!
Love Love Kenmaki!
Kunoichi Love Love Time
Kenzan!
N primavera
All right!
I'm happier now!
Hurry up, let's look for her!
This doesn't feel familiar to me…
Wait, damn it!
What's wrong?
This place…
Here's not Meiji nichromattalikka!
Mikami
Whyyyyy?!
Temma
Haramone
By the look of it, this should probably be the studio of the s publisher
It looks the same,
Yuka
but the staff characters are...
Chika
I guess so.
Okay, run!
Look out!
watch out!
wait!
Darnit! Talkin' trash made me curious..!
Sweet Veggie-Walker is now live!
This corner has started with a strange sense of tension around it...
It seems that the reputation is good, so please look forward to it this week as well.
Please don't do that.
I would like to send it like this.
Hello! Pro Advertising Program Hello! Pro Wide
I'm the caster.
Hello! I'll be back soon.
Please be quiet.
I'm Nakazayako, who is crazy about flowers.
First of all, let me introduce you.
Information caster
Mako-chan
I'm Makogawa.
Do you know whose story it is?
It's Makoto-san, isn't it?
I'll make it a joke.
It's Mako-chan.
The other one is this person.
What?
It's this person.
What is it all of a sudden?
Please don't take it.
It's Maruse-kun.
This week's news.
Minimoni Counting Song Series
It was released as a single V.
If you can't remember the choreography,
Why don't you try studying with this single V?
As a bonus, there is also a making video.
It will be released this week.
Please look forward to it.
Did you get it?
I think it's okay.
It's okay, isn't it?
Don't open your shoes.
Did you understand?
By the way, have you ever had a date?
Do you ask me that again?
I'll ask you.
Why?
How is it?
No more.
How is it?
I'm asking you.
Have you ever had a date?
No.
No?
I'm lonely.
I'm a lonely woman.
What is it?
16 years old.
I'm embarrassed.
I'm not good at asking questions like this.
Please show your face.
Thank you.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Let's move on.
There is another topic.
A novel was released on May 30th.
What kind of content is this?
It's easy for children to read.
It's a short novel that even I can read.
There are three to four episodes.
The first one is a summer novel.
There are many other benefits.
The second one will be released on July 10th.
I'll tell you more about it.
What did you say?
You went to an interview, didn't you?
Yes, I did.
I visited a new member of MINIMOLY, Ai Takahashi.
She is a big trouble.
Don't say that.
Hello.
I'm a big trouble.
I'm Kondo.
Don't take it lightly.
You are Takahashi, aren't you?
Yes, I am.
You like Takarazuka, don't you?
Yes, I do.
You said you would go to see Takarazuka.
Is that true?
Why did you come here?
I came to see Takahashi.
What do you like to eat recently?
I like sauce cutlet.
You have liked it for a long time.
Are you having fun now?
Are you having fun?
Yes, I am.
Really?
You seem to be happy.
You will publish a book, won't you?
Is it MINIMOLY?
Yes, it is.
Why did you come here?
You came here to advertise, didn't you?
Thank you for coming to MINIMOLY.
Are you done?
Did you read it?
Read it!
What?
Yes, I read it.
What did you go to do?
I was told to go with momentum.
You are shaking.
I was told to go with momentum.
You were.
You were fine.
I feel like I didn't get any questions right.
I don't know.
I am embarrassed, so please stop.
I didn't say anything.
You are motivated, aren't you?
I am.
I am very motivated.
You are, aren't you?
I am.
You are, aren't you?
I am.
I believe in your smile.
Please do your best.
You look like you are being pranked by Takahashi- san.
You look like you are about to cry.
I won't forgive you for that.
Did you understand?
Yes.
Good.
Please do your best.
Yes.
It's funny, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Hey.
You are always in the frame.
Let's be nervous.
Please sing a song.
3, 2, 1.
I love you.
All of us are alive.
We are alive, so we are gross.
We are alive.
We are alive, so we are gross.
If you look at the palm of your hand in the sun,
you can see the red letters of Yasuda.
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