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Now, I'll announce the new host of Hello! Moni!
The practice time is harder than last year.
It's hard because I can't take it slowly.
But I can concentrate on it.
I'm afraid of vertical scenes.
When there are a lot of people on the stage,
I get closer to each person.
So I'm a little nervous.
We met yesterday at K-MET.
It was a beautiful starry night.
From today, these three will appear regularly on Hello! Moni!
Please come in!
Hello!
Welcome!
Please introduce yourself.
Let's start with Kami.
I'm Kami from Tokyo.
I've been into Monja lately.
I especially like Mentaiko Cheese Mochi Monja.
It's delicious!
I'm 13 years old, Yui Tanaka from Koka Prefecture.
I love Kalbi and Roast in Yakiniku.
I'm Sayumi Michishige from Kanaguchi Prefecture.
I like cakes.
I especially like mille-feuille.
I also like Mont Blanc.
I heard that the host is going to be new.
It's written on the sign.
Why?
What?
Wait, everyone!
Let's clean up!
Wait!
Leader!
Yaguchi-san!
You were crying the other day.
Let's clean up!
We'll be back!
It's important now.
It's always messy.
Let's clean up!
Aibo!
Let's clean up!
Aibo!
I'm back!
It's noisy.
I'm back!
It's been a month.
Let's clean up.
It's Kei-chan.
Kei-chan.
When did you join us?
I'm Kei Yasuda.
I'm going to be the host of the show.
My favorite food is pork bone soup, soft-boiled egg, and Harumon.
Kei-chan.
You're not the host.
You're the one who's always pushed in.
Don't worry.
I just realized that I'm more suited to be the host.
Wait a minute.
Who decided this?
What time is it?
Usually, the host has to lead the show.
But your character is too strong.
That's not true.
It's okay.
Being the host means you're more visible, right?
The viewership...
Wait a minute.
If the viewership goes up,
you'll be on the show for an hour.
It's refreshing when I talk.
The lighting changes, too.
It's bright.
It's not bright.
It's just bright.
It's refreshing.
Do you remember that you have to start from the bottom?
Wait a minute.
Thank you.
I want to do it.
You have the right to say your opinion.
Let's decide in the second half.
That's a good idea.
Kono, can you make it easier?
In the second half,
let's decide who's more suitable to be the host.
That's a good idea.
Let's do it.
Kono is the host.
If we win,
can we be the host?
Of course.
Wait a minute.
I think I can talk a little more than Rocky.
Let's move on to the next topic.
Even the 6th member wants to be the host.
Here's the list of representatives for each member.
Abe Natsumi from the 1st member.
Yaguchi Mari from the 2nd member.
Ishikawa Rika from the 4th member.
Asami Kondo from the 5th member.
Miki Fujimoto from the 6th member.
Yasuta Kei from the 1st member.
These 6 members will be the hosts.
The other members will judge who is suitable to be the host.
But the judges are very busy.
The 6th members will be the judges.
The host has to be able to talk.
The first judge will decide if they can read the comments.
Let's take a look at the comments.
The first judge is Abe Natsumi from the 1st member.
Let's take a look at the comments.
The comments are...
I'm glad I didn't bite you.
That's good.
Thank you.
Next, Mari Yaguchi.
I'll be waiting for you at Meiji-do.
As expected, Yaguchi, who is good at fighting, easily cleared it.
How was it?
I was impressed.
That's good.
Today's keeper, 14-year-old Risa Ninomaki.
Is there anyone who is so impressed?
Shut up.
It's good.
Rika Ishikawa.
That's all for Hello! Project News.
Bye.
After hearing the famous line of Charmy, who just graduated, the judges are even more excited.
Charmy is so cute.
Thank you.
Charmy is so cute.
She's amazing.
What should I say?
She's like Osaburio, who is connected to the world.
She's great.
She's like Osaburio.
Thank you.
That's a declaration.
The members are excited all of a sudden.
The second half starts with Konno Asami, the representative of the five-member group.
The winning prize is a free-to-eat potato tour.
Thank you.
I want to eat a potato.
I really want to eat a potato.
I want to eat a potato.
She's like Beauty and Cool.
She's like Jumping Hop Step.
Fujimoto Miki.
The photo book of Aloha is on sale.
It seems that there is a sense of fantasy in the relationship between the four.
I'm getting excited.
Really?
I'm getting excited.
Really?
I want the photo book.
I want it.
I'll bring it to you later.
Really?
The oldest member, Kei Yasuda, is the last one.
After graduating from Morning Musume.,
Kei remembers the days when she worked hard for the company.
The Tokyo stock market is...
Last weekend...
The US stock market is in trouble.
The stock market is in trouble.
The daily average is...
I'm sorry.
What is this?
I don't know.
Last week...
The daily average is 69,000 yen, which is 39,000 yen cheaper than the weekly average.
I'm sorry.
Your eyebrows have gone down.
It was long.
It's long, isn't it?
I'm sorry.
It's easy to read.
You didn't read the kanji, did you?
I didn't.
You don't need to read the kanji.
Are you listening to me?
Why did you drop it?
This is not the time to play.
I'm not in the mood.
How can you be in the mood?
You can't say that.
You read the kanji, but you didn't read the kanji.
That's not good.
I'm not in the mood.
You're in a bad mood, too.
I'm sorry.
I'll massage your shoulders.
I'm sorry.
I'm not in the mood.
I'm sorry.
Yaguchi, who was worried about something, left the room.
I'm sorry.
Why did you call me Mr. Niigaki?
I'm sorry.
Don't call me Mr. Niigaki.
I'm sorry.
That's impossible.
I'm Niigaki.
I'm sorry.
That's impossible.
Dance with the rhythm.
This promotional video was made for the dress competition.
I want to be lost, I want to be cute, which one do I like?
I want to live a little more, pure maiden's heart
Ah, nostalgic, the people around the window
The woman in love and the science of the man
I want to know your reaction
So let's kiss and kiss and kiss
Yeah, it's a super holiday
A heart-pounding summer ski-pop
Yeah, it's a super cool summer time
I want to fall in love with you
I'm a boy don't let me reach
I'm just thinking about you
I don't know what to do
I met you by chance
My heart is beating
Then I'm sure
Even if it's a dream you told me
Kiss me, yes, my love for you
Love, tears of love
Even if I cry, I can't stop
My love, on that night
It's like it's all over
I wonder if it's okay to be cheerful
What should I do if we've become used to each other?
Why won't my heart stop beating?
My heart is filled with you
I'm in love with this feeling
I've never felt like this before
Now, let's listen to Matsuu Aya's new song, Goodbye Natsu, live from the studio!
Let's say goodbye, without a care
Goodbye bye, as much as you want
Juna, Osa-Jun
If I had a part-time job at a library
I don't know why, but we got along
I'm defined by the image of a serious girl
I'm sure there are as many kisses as there are tears
I'm not that kind of girl
Let's say goodbye
Without caring
I'm not as pure as you think
I was dumped without knowing anything
Goodbye boy, I don't know if I like you more
I'll go home if you don't pull me into your brain
Delusions are meant to be taught at an early hour
Goodbye boy, let's say goodbye
I don't care
Goodbye boy, I'm not as pure as you think
Goodbye boy, before I know it
I'll be dumped
Goodbye boy, if I liked you more
I wouldn't know
Goodbye boy, I'm not as pure as you think
First, Abe Ritsumi.
Second, Yaguchi Mari.
Fourth, Ishikawa Rika.
Fifth, Kondo Asami.
Sixth, Fujimoto Miki.
And finally, Yasuda Kei.
The representatives of each prefecture compete for the position of Palomon's new host.
The second round.
Many of you must have been healed by the female host's smile.
Everyone, please be healed by the smile that blows away the typhoon.
Also, pay attention to the judge's expression.
First, Natchi Smile.
If I'm chosen as the host, I'll do my best to cheer everyone up.
I'm Abe Natsumi.
What's this?
Radio.
Big...
It's like a big worm.
You're a water.
Marika Smile.
If I'm chosen as the host, I'll do my best with high tension.
I'm Yaguchi Mari.
Da!
That was good.
It's like beef and chicken.
I feel like a weird English conversation is going on.
Beef and chicken.
You're a beef and chicken.
Beef and chicken.
Ishikawa Rika, who loves cameras.
Come closer.
I'm Ishikawa Rika, who has a big mouth.
That was good, wasn't it, Niigata-san?
That was good, wasn't it?
It's like she's telling you to zoom in.
That was good.
That was great.
It's like John Lennon.
That was great.
The feeling of the host who is out of the ordinary is going to explode after this.
Gohobi Smile.
When I become a host, I'll give a lot of food to Harumori's products.
Thank you in advance.
What was that comment?
It's like a blue hair salon.
Thank you.
It's a hair salon.
Even Konno can't understand Iida's feeling.
I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's a hair salon.
It's just a line of words I know.
She's very satisfied.
Miki's smile is exploding.
When I become a host, I want to be more fun and energetic.
I'm Miki Fujimoto.
I think that kind of enthusiasm is good.
That's right.
Niigaki has high standards.
She has a good eye.
What should I say?
It's like a foot massage and strawberry and orange.
Ida is finally out of the ordinary.
And the last is Kemeko Smile.
The members will develop a new reaction.
If you are chosen as a host, you will receive a cute smile like a cameron and Kemeko's love.
Where are you going?
I'm going over there.
Isn't it over there?
An honest reaction when you see something you shouldn't see.
What's wrong?
Are you crying because you're impressed?
Everyone.
Yoshizawa, please translate.
Kaori.
Niigaki.
Omame.
Are you listening to me?
Let's do it together.
I'm stupid.
A man has to be strong.
The story of Ikimaikoban
Who are you?
It's me.
Who?
Who are you?
What?
Don't laugh at me.
Why?
Don't you know me?
I don't know you.
Senpai.
Yes.
What?
This person is trying to enter without permission.
No.
Dekacho.
Dekacho?
Yes.
This person is famous.
Dekariya Chousuke, famous for investigating.
This year's Dekacho.
Really?
I've been working at the station since yesterday.
I'm sorry.
Can I take a break?
Please take your time.
I'm sorry.
Dekacho.
I'm sorry.
Where is Kumimaro?
He hasn't come yet.
Kumimaro.
Yes.
Osu!
Fumimaro-sama, why are you dressed like that?
I couldn't protect you from the bad guys the other day,
so I'm learning karate now.
If something like that happens again, I'll definitely protect you.
Fumimaro-sama, I'm so happy!
Osu!
But you look great in karate too.
You're ugly.
Hey, Ikenosuke!
You're so boring!
You're so boring, lately!
Why, Aniki?
You don't get it, do you?
It's because I'm not here.
Damn it!
Aniki, there's a dumb kid over there.
Are you sure? Are you sure?
I'll help you.
Thank you. Let's go.
Your posture hasn't changed.
You're so small!
Fumimaro-sama is learning karate to help me.
What?
I'm going to beat you guys up.
Osu!
Are you going to do it?
Osu!
Are you going to do it?
I'm going to do it.
Do your best!
Osu!
Jasmine.
Aniki.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, too.
Let's do it.
Do your best!
Osu!
I won.
Fumimaro-sama!
Do you want to go out with me?
No.
What are you talking about?
You like me, don't you?
No, I don't.
You listen to everything I say, don't you?
I don't.
What are you talking about?
One, two, one, two, three, four.
I'm Rika.
You really did it.
Help me.
Okay.
Hey.
Let's go.
Are you sure?
I said help me.
It hurts.
Help me.
Everyone, help me.
Did you read Iroh?
What's wrong?
It's so much trouble.
Save us.
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry, senpai!
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry, senpai!
What's wrong?
You did something, didn't you?
I didn't do anything!
If you didn't do anything, then why is she crying?
I don't know!
Seriously...
What are you doing? Come here!
Fumimaro, why?
I don't want to!
Why are you making a fool out of her?
It's not my fault!
It's enough if you calm down!
I said it's not my fault!
Cut it out!
Sit down!
What are you doing?
Arashita made you cry, didn't he?
No, I don't know!
Tell me the truth!
I told you I don't know!
Why did you make her cry?
Senpai, I'm not going to tell her the truth!
Who are you to make her cry?
Seriously...
She's a little stubborn.
At times like this,
it's best to ask the department head.
That's right!
Department head!
What's wrong?
Department head!
Department head, wake up!
I'm sorry! I was watching some weird TV.
He doesn't say anything!
I can't believe Hakazawa-kun raised his hand.
Okay, I'll change.
Hey.
How old is your mom this year?
My mom is 80 this year.
80, huh?
Her legs must be weak, too.
It's none of your business!
I'm sure your mom
would cry differently
if she saw you like this.
Mom...
Mom washes the pot every night.
She made me a handbag.
I won't let you cry anymore.
Don't make me cry!
I didn't do anything, Ms. Ken!
How long are you going to keep this a secret?
I know you killed the angel for the insurance money.
What? What? What did you say?
I killed the Dark Lord?
I can't do such a horrible thing!
I can't stop crying!
Someone stop me!
Stop it!
Do it with me!
Okay!
Here I go!
Let's do it together!
Wow!
To be continued...
It's finally the last episode!
What's going to happen?
Next week's Haramoni's new host!
The six of them are going to have a big fight!
It's the final round!
The final recording test of the host,
where Kei Yasuda will make a big comeback,
will have to be expressed in pictures
for the viewers to see!
Everyone, please guess what picture the host has drawn!
After this battle, a new host will be born!
What picture is it?
Ta-da!
I know!
It's a dog!
The smile returned to the dog's face, didn't it?
Yes, it did.
It's February 3rd.
February 3rd.
Nacchi drew a cute picture of a dog.
I got a heart attack.
Is it a little bit of an arrangement?
What picture is it?
Ta-da!
It's a dog.
It's a sunflower.
It's a flower, isn't it?
What picture is it?
Please zoom in.
Ta-da!
That's amazing.
That's all.
Correct!
Shinsu, who regained his team spirit and is determined to win.
I want to win.
What picture is it?
Ta-da!
It's a cake.
It looks delicious.
Did you get it?
Yes, I did. I want to eat it now.
I'll bring it to you later.
What's the picture?
Ta-da!
It's correct!
What do you think it is?
One, two...
It's a hat!
It's a hat, isn't it?
Wait a minute. It's not a picture to praise so much.
I think it's a high score.
Congratulations!
Did Yasuda get better at drawing?
At last, with the last miraculous picture,
he'll challenge the new company.
What's the picture?
Ta-da!
What?
Kagu-chan!
Tsui-chan!
Where are you going?
Why do you have tea here?
Hurry up and guess.
Well...
Kinpira burdock and...
What?
Kinpira burdock?
Hey, wait a minute.
If you have trouble with the microphone,
you'll get it.
So, at that time...
I don't know at all.
At that time, this will be one.
Shigaki-san is angry.
Shigaki-san!
Can you apologize?
I'm sorry.
How about a new member?
No, I'm still training.
I'm sorry.
One more time.
How about this?
No, I'm still training.
I'm sorry.
This is...
Elimaki lizard vs. Godzilla.
What?
I'm sorry.
Finally, the new host will be announced next week.
Then, I'll announce it.
The new host of Hello! Moni is...
Ms. Natsumi Abe and Ms. Mari Yaguchi.
Congratulations!
It's over!
Let's see the scores.
Abe Nazumi-san, 98 points.
Yakuchi-san, 98 points.
Ishikawa-san, 96 points.
Konno-san, 94 points.
Fujimoto-san, 94 points.
Yasuda-san, 16 points.
Sorry, I made a mistake.
Yasuda-san,
96 points.
Excuse me,
why is my handwriting so dirty?
This is...
I don't know.
It's not a big deal.
We did it!
That's right.
From next week,
these two will be the MCs.
Well,
Abe-san,
Yakuchi-san,
all the MCs,
Nakazawa-san,
will receive a message card.
I'm so excited!
Are you okay?
I was supposed to get this.
From Nakazawa-san.
This is for me?
I'm so excited!
Are you okay?
You look like you're going to cry.
Yuu-chan.
Wait a minute.
Let's see.
One, two.
What is it?
I wonder if it says something good.
Is it touching?
Is it okay?
It's touching, isn't it?
Yeah.
Huh?
You know,
isn't Kei-chan better?
Kei-chan might be better.
I think Kei-chan is better.
I bought it,
but can I give it to Kei-chan?
Yeah.
What's wrong?
Kei-chan is better.
Congratulations!
Congratulations, Kei-chan!
Kei-chan is the new employee of Harumori!
Congratulations!
Why?
Why is it okay?
I think Kei-chan is better.
No way.
I wonder why.
Is it okay?
Yay.
I think Yatsuda-san is better.
Can I have it?
I'm sorry.
I'll give it to Niigaki-san.
Everyone is first.
I thought so from the beginning.
I did!
I think Yatsuda-san is better.
Right?
Yeah.
How is it, Noe-chan?
I think Yatsuda-san is better.
It is, right?
Yes.
Please give it to Yatsuda-san.
Congratulations!
N.Y.A.K. Kei-chan got the final approval from Niigaki-san.
Kei-chan got the final approval from Niigaki-san.
Kei-chan is the new employee of Harumori!
What was written in the message from...
Kei-chan is the new employee of Harumori!
Kei-chan, you can do it!
I'm sorry for giving you something.
It's okay.
Don't worry about it.
You can do it.
I'll do my best.
I'm looking forward to it.
We'll see you soon.
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry for giving you something.
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
See you.
Thank you.
The studio recording is over.
Thank you.
I didn't know it was that hard.
Yui-chan, you did a good job.
Thank you.
I didn't expect it.
The first secret of Hello! Project is revealed.
Today,
we're going to dance with a flared dress.
That's right.
I'm looking forward to it.
Where is the dress?
The dress is in another place.
It's okay.
You can choose it.
Konno-chan is not here today.
Asami-chan went to an all-you-can-eat restaurant.
Thank you.
Asami-chan has another job.
She can't come today.
Is that so?
So, it's just the two of us, right?
I want the three of us to choose the costumes and dance.
I studied.
You don't have to study.
It's okay.
You did a sexy pose.
I want the three of us to see it.
The person who will decorate it is...
Capacci?
What is it?
I've picked it up.
If you call me about Hawaii,
I've picked it up.
It's okay.
It's a return to the country.
I've been picked up.
Nice to meet you.
Wait a minute.
Who are you?
I'm Hitomi Yoshida.
You speak English,
but you're all Japanese.
I'm not good at Japanese.
Nice to meet you.
I'm not conscious at all.
You're energetic.
It's an honor to appear with a ukulele.
I'm excited.
I want to go with a rock style.
That means you can play the ukulele.
I heard it in English.
Of course.
Yoshi brought it for me.
How about playing this ukulele?
That's nice.
I'm talking about the ukulele.
It's like this.
What is it?
If you put it in, it will come out.
Maybe a ukulele will come out.
I'll put it back.
One song is fine.
One song?
One song is fine.
But the key is
I want to dance to what everyone sang.
You can do it, right?
Morning Musume.
I sing and dance,
but I've never played an instrument.
You can do it.
That's right.
I can't read music sheets.
But Yoshi,
you brought your ukulele.
You two are so lazy.
This is how you play the ukulele.
That's not it.
You don't understand at all.
It's hard.
As soon as you hold the ukulele,
you're doing a lot of things.
How do you hold the ukulele?
Try it.
How do you hold it?
Like this?
You have to tell me how to hold it.
Like this?
How do you hold it when you play?
Like this?
That's right.
Let's see how you hold it.
Who is the new guest
who will appear on the show?
Yosoya Marutani
has finally started today.
This is the only show in Japan
that has been confirmed
to be on the show.
For some reason,
I'm the only one left.
I've become a caster.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Ayako Nakazawa.
Summer is finally here.
In the meantime,
Ayako and Raya Matsuura
will be releasing
their new single,
Goodbye Natsu O,
on June 6th.
Here's the detailed information.
Hi, everybody.
I'm the information caster
for Hello! Project.
I'm Kogawa Hinma.
What?
According to my research,
the album cover
has two versions,
the first and the second.
I wrote the word Natsu O
and read it as Natsu O.
Speaking of summer,
it's the season of new love.
I want to have a passionate
and passionate love.
I want to have a passionate and passionate love.
I'm singing
a delicate song
of the girl's heart.
How do you like it, Nakazawa?
You read too much.
You're like a person
on TV for the first time.
What?
Oh, you're on TV.
There's a phrase,
I'm as popular as Kisugurai.
How about you, Kogawa?
How about you, Kogawa,
how do you like it?
I don't know.
You don't like it?
I'm not like Nakazawa.
Do you know my life experience?
It's a hard thing
that Ayaya fans can't stand.
It's a hard thing
that Ayaya fans can't stand.
It's a hard thing
that Ayaya fans can't stand.
I'm waiting.
I'm waiting for your information.
It's not over yet!
With that information,
I,
Yes. I'm Marin-Sensei.
Thank you very much.
About the new song...
I'm just reading it.
I'm just reading it. I just listened to it.
Me too.
Me too?
I'm crying.
P-Mako-san was nervous.
At that time, I thought I'd be fine.
But when I talked, it was cold in this studio.
I don't know why.
Please take a look at this.
Hello.
I'm Konno.
I took off my microphone.
I'm in front of Aya Matsura's dressing room.
I'm going in.
Excuse me.
I'm Aya Matsura.
Yes.
I'd like to ask you about the new song.
Yes.
What are you into these days?
What?
About the new song...
I'm into soccer games these days.
Do you want to sit down?
Yes.
Where should I sit?
Here.
Thank you.
Do you have a favorite player?
The best player in the game is Beckham.
Beckham?
Beckham.
Do you know you have a new hairstyle?
I know.
It's braided, isn't it?
It's amazing.
I'm glad we're on the same page.
Do you know you're actually playing soccer?
Yes.
I usually play soccer at concerts.
What's your favorite muscle?
Muscle?
This part is amazing.
Please take a look.
It's swollen even if I don't do anything.
Look.
It's amazing.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing.
It's a muscle of pride.
It's not just cute.
It's amazing.
It's a muscle of pride.
You're good at saying good things.
How about you?
I don't have anything.
It's a little swollen.
What did we talk about?
You didn't tell me anything about the new song.
Is that so?
Yes.
Well...
What was the title?
Well...
Good-bye, Natsuo.
What kind of song is it?
You're going to listen to this song, right?
Yes.
This song is a very sad song.
It's like a sad song.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
Is that all?
That's how it feels.
That's good.
One more time.
Did you hear about the new song?
Yes.
What did you say?
Good-bye, Natsuo.
That's the title.
What did you want to hear?
It's about the new song.
That's right.
Yes.
What did you say?
Good-bye, Natsuo.
That's the title.
Mr. Ogawa.
Someone who looks a lot like Mr. Ogawa is playing Mr. Goro in the control room.
At first, there was a scary atmosphere.
But now, it's completely different.
Really?
I'm sure you'll be like that, too.
I don't know about that.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, I'm Aya Matsuura.
My 10th single, Goodbye, Natsuo, will be released on April 2nd.
This song is really sad.
When I listen to this song, I feel like I'm going to cry.
It's a song with a lot of dance moves.
It's a really cool song.
Please remember this song and sing it in karaoke.
That's all.
This has been Aya.
I didn't know it was that hard.
Yui, you did a good job.
Thank you for your hard work.
I can't believe it's 4 o'clock in the morning.
It's not over until 6 o'clock in the morning.
It's 4 o'clock in the morning.
It's hard.
I can't sleep.
It's 6 hours after recording.
I can't sleep because I have to go home.
I can't sleep.
It's hard.
Only Mr. Yasuda can do it.
Mr. Yasuda, it won't end in 6 hours.
I can't sleep.