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This year's Haremoni will be the big reveal of Momus' new song, As For One Day!
Knowledge is a fountain that enriches life.
We humans have passed through tens of thousands of years of history
and passed on that knowledge to the next generation.
April 2003, the year of the birth of the iron- plate atom.
Now is the time to learn the modern science that is the culmination of it.
Let's put in the cutting-edge robots.
The 21st Century Haramoni Science Academy
You said you can't change it.
You can't be a person who can't change the rehearsal.
Today, the atmosphere is a little different.
I was also dressed like this.
The costume is ruined.
I wish I had a robot like this.
Copy robot
Do you have the same one as Kaori?
Why?
I'm sorry, copy robot. I'm working instead.
I see.
I don't want to be a copy robot when I notice it.
I don't want to play with everyone and do my best today.
I don't want to be the only one.
It's going to happen someday.
It won't happen.
You want a cleaning robot, don't you?
Why?
I'm cleaning.
It's true.
I'm cooking recently.
You don't have to say that.
You'll be late this time.
How about a wedding robot?
Kei-chan, too.
Please.
Someone, please make it.
Hello, Morning!
The latest robot, a super-friendly robot.
New song, Azulone Day.
The station is busy today, too.
A new project is about to start.
A cute robot is going to appear.
The staffs are panicking.
The first robot is going to appear.
Is it coming?
What is it?
It's Yossy.
Is it a robot?
Hello.
It's Yossy.
I'm a professor.
I'm a genius.
You're Yossy, aren't you?
No, I'm a genius.
A genius?
My name is Yossy.
Please guess what it is.
I got it.
It's a quiz.
What does this robot do?
What kind of robot is this?
It has nothing to do with an umbrella and glasses.
I got it.
What?
I didn't see anything.
You didn't see anything, did you?
The situation is getting worse.
Please give me a hint.
It has a big ear and something comes out of its mouth.
It's a stuffed toy.
It's a copy robot of Wada.
Wada?
It's a robot that only speaks Rakugo.
It's a robot that only speaks Obo.
It's a robot that only speaks Hataage.
It's a robot that listens to the record.
It's a robot that washes its hair.
It has nothing in common with anyone.
Professor, please give me the correct answer.
The correct answer is...
It's a robot that only speaks Obo.
The correct answer is...
It's a stuffed toy.
The correct answer is...
Motoka-kun, come on!
Nice to meet you.
I made this robot.
This is Mr. Motoka Yoshihiro.
Hello.
Thank you very much.
Then, please actually move it.
It's amazing, but I'm scared.
It's amazing.
It's a recycling robot.
No one came to the temple with me.
I want a sensor.
It is from No. 1 to No. 5.
I came to the temple for the first time this time.
Thank you very much for coming to HELLO MORNING for the first time today.
It was Mr. Motoka.
Thank you very much.
We are waiting for you.
You showed us an interesting robot.
It was handmade.
The next robot will appear.
First, let's have a doctor appear.
I'm a doctor.
I'm KONOMI IMO.
What?
What's your name?
I'm KONOMI IMO.
KONOMI IMO.
You're KONO, right?
No, no, no.
He will introduce the robot.
There is only one of the four robots that actually exists.
I would like you to guess that.
The lion robot.
The pigeon robot that carries letters.
It's cute.
It's a new robot that heals me.
It's like Tama-chan.
It's a turtle robot that can ride both water and land.
The second robot is not very practical.
It's cute.
I'm worried.
Do you want to ride it?
Kaori wants to ride it.
Do you want it?
Do you want to go on a trip?
I want to go on a trip.
How many robots will appear?
Kaori, do you want to ride it?
Kaori.
Kaori is not here.
It's different from the quiz.
That's interesting.
What is the correct answer?
It's the third robot that heals me.
It's a new robot.
The fourth robot is Paro.
Her name is Paro-chan.
She looks back when I call her.
Paro.
She's crying.
When I call her by her name, she learns and reacts to it.
She's cute.
She's crying.
It's for children in the hospital.
And it's for the elderly.
It's for the elderly in the care home.
It's for them to relax and have fun.
It's the most therapeutic robot in the world.
It's in the Guinness Book of World Records.
It's amazing.
That's right.
The world pays attention to Paro.
She's very popular at the Science and Technology Exhibition in London.
And she has a big hand.
Has it been published?
Not yet.
It's going to be popular.
However, she had a hard time getting here.
One day, she flew to Alaska and studied wild animals.
Paro was born because of her effort to get closer to reality.
It's moving.
It's cute.
It's closing its eyes.
It looks real.
How much is it?
It's not a product yet.
It costs about 2 million yen to make it.
If it becomes a product, it will cost about 0 yen.
Are you going to make it a product?
I'd like to make it within the year of release.
I'm looking forward to it.
I hope this will be a product soon.
I hope the researchers will do their best.
Thank you very much for today.
Thank you very much.
Hime.
Today, we have a question for Hime.
If you compare yourself to a soba restaurant, what kind of soba is it?
It's a flat yakisoba.
A soba restaurant's menu is a normal soba.
I see.
Hime has a strange sense of humor.
Let's call these people today.
Meet the mushrooms.
I'm a yakisoba.
I'm a tororo soba.
I'm a yoritori soba.
I'm your soba.
I'm a mushroom.
I'm a soba.
Mushrooms, please show us your work.
Kato's work in Tochigi Prefecture.
A common conversation series.
Actually, I got a girlfriend.
That's great.
Is it cute or beautiful?
It's cheap.
Suzuki's work in Kanagawa Prefecture.
That's right.
One, two, three.
I'm Hiromi.
I'm Japan.
I don't care.
Yukimachuri's work in Minimuni Prefecture.
Ishiyaki potato.
Sato potato.
Which one is it?
I'm angry.
I'm in a bad mood.
Makocchan's work in Nagoya Prefecture.
Inoki Antonio's work in Nagoya Prefecture.
It's dark.
Is it sunny?
I can do anything under the sun.
She doesn't laugh at all.
She doesn't laugh at the end, either.
Don't say that.
Lovely Aichun's work in Chokkori Prefecture.
Chokkori Hyotanjima.
Hyotoko Hyokinjima.
It's Hyotoko Hyokin.
You're cute.
Hyotoko Hyokinjima.
What's this?
Chuarai.
You did a good job.
Kaomoto, which one is it?
Hyotoko.
It's good.
You did a good job.
We'll give you Chuarai as a present.
Congratulations.
Princess, you're so strong.
Let all the people laugh at you.
We'll be waiting for you at Menjusa.
At the entrance of Ushio Tengai, which leads to the station,
there is a strange signboard.
Let's go back to the signboard in front of the station.
Hello.
I brought your order.
Thank you.
Manager, your ramen has arrived.
You're early.
I'm sorry.
Here you are.
I'm really hungry.
What is this?
There is no soup.
The noodles are so long.
I thought it was hot and hard to eat with soup, so I cooled it down.
It's okay. It's hot.
I'm sorry. I'll make it again.
Hurry up. I'm hungry.
I beg you.
That shop is doing well.
I'm going to patrol.
I beg you.
I'm going.
I beg you.
It's boring.
What's wrong with you?
It's boring because there is no incident.
It's a good thing to be peaceful.
It's boring, so I'm going out.
What are you doing?
I'm on duty now.
If you're going to patrol, you should go now.
I'll ride the waves.
Wait a minute.
Why are you riding the waves?
Let's ask her later.
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
My friend dropped something.
What did you drop?
Eyebrows.
Eyebrows?
What kind of eyebrows?
Very strange eyebrows.
It's not strange.
Eyebrows are irreplaceable for me.
It doesn't matter.
I'll look for it.
I beg you.
Where did it go?
What are you doing?
I'm looking for it.
It was over there.
Really?
Thank you.
How was the patrol?
There was no abnormality.
Thank you.
I'm in trouble.
What's wrong?
It's a miscellaneous meal.
Did you do it?
No.
We were having lunch at a Chinese restaurant.
I'm scared.
There was a customer who was about to come out.
I'm scared.
I should have gone to the police station.
I should have come to the police station.
I ate last night's ramen and dumplings.
I didn't have a child to pay for my child.
But not that.
I'll look for it.
Thank you.
What are you doing?
It is wasn't you?
I'm in trouble.
94 000
Today it is sold at a supermarket.
And she can't collect 1 yen each!
We'll be lucky with the cheap prices today.
Just a dollar, seriously?
Can you turn the chopsticks over?
What are you saying?
Let's see...
Here.
No, I still have it.
Okay, I'll give it back to you.
You're so stingy!
You're trying to steal my chopsticks!
And you're boiling them! I hate you!
I have to go now!
Why did you have a meal with no money?
Don't you have any money?
I don't have any money.
You don't understand if I don't say anything, do you?
Dekachou, this guy is going to take a long time.
Okay, I'm going to investigate seriously.
How long are you going to keep it a secret?
You're the one who killed Tomoyamu, the international student, right?
I don't know.
I'm Tomoyamu's friend.
I don't kill my friends.
Why are you a Japanese pervert?
That has nothing to do with this!
Listen up.
High school girls can't work as snacks!
That's not good at all!
You're so annoying and talkative.
You're always like,
Why? Why? Why?
You're unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
Hurry up and stop him!
I can't do it.
Sorry, Ogawa-kun.
I'll have to go to the office.
Unbelievable.
Why? Why? Why?
Unbelievable.
I have a headache.
I found it!
I found my friend's file!
That's great.
Risa-chan!
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
You should have just left it.
I can't use it anymore.
That's great.
I'm sorry I'm late.
I brought ramen.
I was waiting for you.
I hope it doesn't get soggy.
It's okay.
Really?
It looks delicious!
Wait a minute.
I put pepper on the ramen.
Do you have pepper?
I do.
Really?
Can I have some?
It looks delicious.
Hey!
Wait a minute!
Hey!
I'm sorry.
You put it all in!
It's not a main dish!
When will you eat this?
This is...
Unbelievable.
It's really unbelievable.
You put it all in.
It stinks!
Really.
Let's see the doctor.
It's real.
It's the two people from earlier.
Yoshi and Konno, right?
Let's see the robot.
It's amazing!
I can't even put this at home.
Doctor, you two.
One, two.
What is this robot?
This is the W Onigiri Lightweight Modeling Robot.
Onigiri?
You said that for the first time, but it's just your imagination.
It's a robot that makes onigiri.
The convenience stores all over the country make onigiri with this machine.
It can make 5,000 onigiri in an hour.
Will they be able to beat the robot?
That's good.
Don't say it first.
Don't read it first.
The 5-year-old girl vs. the W Onigiri Lightweight Modeling Robot.
It's a competition to make onigiri.
They will compete to see how many onigiri they can make in one minute.
The one with the worst shape will be disqualified.
Ready, start.
It's a triangle.
You can think of it as a triangle.
That's amazing.
Kei-chan, make a triangle.
Suji-chan is doing well.
30 seconds left.
The robots are made quickly for the members who are desperate.
What is the result?
9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Time's up.
Let's count the numbers.
How many onigiri did you make in one minute?
I made 83 onigiri in one minute.
How many onigiri did you make in one minute?
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful, isn't it?
20 onigiri.
What are you doing, Kei-chan?
27, 28, 29, 30?
31?
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Dumplings.
What is that big thing?
Can I call this a triangle?
Who is this?
I made it.
31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37.
What is this?
38.
The members made 38 onigiri in one minute.
The robots won.
We're waiting for you.
I want to see you again.
I want you to come here right now.
But I know.
I was happy just to be with you.
Ah, the rain has stopped
Ah, you won't come
I had the confidence to love you forever
But you're getting farther and farther away
So goodbye for today
As for one day
I'm going to be a witch
I'm going to cast a spell on you
As for one day
I'm going to cry, I'm going to kiss you
I'm going to wait for you forever
Goodbye, my love
When it started raining
I'm all alone
Ever since the day I lost my phone
I forgive you because it's me
Don't make me cry anymore
Come on, up for one day
I want to put my name in the toy ring
Come on, up for one day
I love you, I love you
I want to say it over and over again
Goodbye, my love
Ah, the rain has stopped
Ah, you won't come back
We'll be waiting for you at the train station!
Everyone, it's time for dinner!
One, two...
Itadakimasu!
Thank you for the meal!
I'm so full!
What's up with all this food?
All of it?
All of it!
What?!
All of it?
That's all we have for this month!
That means...
We only have two weeks left?
I'm so full!
Last bite!
I'm so sorry!
Minimoni was Kappamoni!
Minimoni!
Kappamoni!
Kanamichi!
Shiori! Dandy!
Guts!
Oh, come on!
Loveppa needs to be taught as a kappa!
A special Kappamoni quiz!
Look at the map and guess the name of the prefecture!
If you're a Minimoni fan, you should know the answer!
It has nothing to do with the quiz!
The question is...
Look at the map and guess the name of the prefecture!
By the way, this prefecture is located in the Tohoku region.
It's also famous for its apple and peach production.
Can everyone in front of the TV understand the answer?
Yes!
Let's see the answer!
Shiga prefecture!
This is...
Gunma?
I don't know where Gunma is.
It's like this.
Yamaguchi prefecture.
It says Shiga prefecture.
I thought it was a round place.
Yamaguchi prefecture.
It's the birthplace of our manager.
Let's see the answer!
It's completely different!
The four continue their miraculous talk.
Why don't we check the answer of America?
No, no, no!
There are 50 prefectures.
Americans are in Washington, D.C.
China is in Peking.
Correct!
Ms. Okamura's revenge is perfect!
Tokyo is...
Tokyo!
Is it Tokyo?
Tokyo...
Is it Tokyo?
Japan is in Tokyo.
I was wondering if it was Shibuya.
As expected, Ms. Tsuji is perfect!
Tokyo is Tokyo.
What about Toshin?
Was it Shibuya?
What does Toshin mean?
Let's study a little more.
Yes, that's it!
We look forward to working with you!
Now, let's buy the CD and memorize it!
Well, well.
This is what our seniors are like.
I'm worried about Kappamoni's education.
Damn it!
Please give me one more chance.
It's a shame.
Well, then.
Let's have Mr. Kappamoni train us here.
Mr. Kappamoni?
Atene's Way
Fight! Fight!
Mr. Kappamoni, I can't run anymore.
What's going on?
Do you think you can win the gold medal?
I understand.
I'll do my best.
Then, raise your thighs!
Mr. Kappamoni, I can't do it anymore.
What are you talking about? Do your best!
Mr. Kappamoni!
It's the last spurt!
Take off your sunglasses!
1, 2, 1, 2.
Mr. Kappamoni!
I did it!
Mr. Kappamoni!
Go!
Can you really sleep in a one-bedroom apartment with this kind of training?
I don't know about that.
We have practice tomorrow, too.
Yes.
Let's put this medal in this shelf.
It's my father's monkey!
Oh, my God!
What is it?
It's my father's monkey!
What?
Who broke it?
No, it's not.
Love, it's you again.
It's okay.
Everyone makes mistakes.
I'm angry because I didn't break the plate.
I'm hiding it and keeping it a secret.
I thought I could be a family, but I can't.
Love, please leave.
It was a short time, but thank you for your help.
First of all, why don't you tell the truth?
The truth?
The one who broke the plate is Kaguppa.
What?
Kaguppa?
Love, why don't you tell the truth?
I've been alone since I was born, so I was happy just to live with my family.
So I can't tell you about my brother.
I'm sorry.
Let's live together forever.
Okay?
Mikappa, Tsujippa.
Yes.
Even if we are poor and our parents are different, we will live together under one roof.
That's Kappa's second generation.
Because love is a road.
It's in English.
One, two, three.
Love, please leave.
It's a thrill.
What's next?
No, no.
Is it the last?
No, no.
Morning Musume.'s 6th member observation plan.
I was wondering if I should broadcast it last week, but there is still a behind-the-scenes story of the first event.
Mr. Michishige had a surprisingly large hand mirror, but it seems that he made it new.
But I got this.
Really?
Who?
I don't know.
You don't know.
I don't know.
At the press conference of the first event, I found my favorite person, Rena Tanaka.
I'm Ishikawa-san.
Ishikawa-san?
Yes.
She is cute and I like her character.
What kind of character?
I feel like she is the best.
Ms. Kamei was nervous at the press conference and left in a hurry.
It's Eri.
It's a nickname. What should I do?
What should I do?
Eri is a strange name, isn't it?
Meanwhile, this person...
Eri is Patsu, isn't it?
Right?
Eri is Patsu.
Patsu Eri.
Eri Patsu.
Patsu Eri.
Patsu Eri?
Is it Patsu Eri?
Eri Patsu.
I want to be called.
Patsu.
Patsu Eri.
It seems that the bangs are neatly aligned side by side.
Ms. Kamei, who I like, immediately wrote it on the nickname of the questionnaire.
More than that, on May 4th and 5th, I will stand on the first stage at Saitama Super Arena.
Is the important dance okay?
It's hard.
There seems to be someone peeping at the secret dance lesson of the three.
Who is it?
Turn this way.
Seniors are also observing.
Hello! I'm Mikiti from Watega Tropical
I'm Ayaya from Watega Tropical
We are the Hawaiian girls!
Well, Ayaya-san, you've studied a lot about Hawaii
I did, I did
So, I'd like to do a test
A test?
Yes
Let's get started
The first question of the Hawaii test
Ta-da! Where is Hawaii?
It's here, isn't it?
It's been said a lot recently
Ayaya-san, Hawaii!
Mikiti, Hawaii!
It's not Hawaii!
It's Hawaii, isn't it?
Hawaii is an island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
Ah! Pacific Ocean?
Pacific Ocean
I know that
My husband's salary has been reduced
Oh my!
Last year, I had an exam
It's terrible, isn't it?
It's terrible!
It's tough, isn't it?
Aya-san, please be serious.
I'll do my best.
The second question.
What is the dance that represents Hawaii?
Why is it? Why is it?
Please answer at least one question.
Okay.
I'll start.
Ja-ka-jan!
What is the greeting word of Hawaii?
Iroha!
Iroha-chan!
Yes!
No! No! No!
I'll announce the result of the test.
Aya-san.
Ressen!
Rakudai!
No!
It's Rakurai!
What I'm saying is...
Rakudai.
Aya-san doesn't know much about Hawaii.
But, how can I study?
I'm glad you asked.
The corner to learn the culture of Hawaii will start from today.
The culture of Hawaii?
If a new project starts,
this corner will be...
Seriously?
Is that so?
No! No! Hawaii!
No!
After this,
this is the new corner.
Asami-chan, you'll study about Hawaii from today.
It's delicious.
You two,
what are you wearing?
Don't you look down on Hawaii?
No, I don't, Asami-chan.
No?
No.
Mago-chan,
you're wearing a straw hat.
What are you saying?
See?
Hawaii is hot.
Hawaii is hot,
so I'm wearing this to protect my head.
What's that?
This is to catch the bugs in Hawaii.
To catch the bugs in Hawaii?
This is for when I sweat.
I have everything.
Asami-chan,
what are you wearing?
A brown dress.
I can't say that.
Hawaii is in China.
You two,
you can't do that.
You're Y-type.
Y-type.
If you're a celebrity,
you're Y-type.
Do you understand?
It's like this.
Is that it?
This?
It's supposed to be here.
Why is it here?
It fell.
Wait a minute.
You two have a problem.
I don't have a problem.
You two have a problem.
I think this outfit is a little different.
That's right.
The person who will make the three of them look like great Hawaiian girls is
Cathy Mam.
Do you know anything about Hawaii?
Yashinomi.
What else?
Surfing.
That's cool.
It's like Hawaii.
What else?
Yakisoba.
What is the image of Hawaii?
The blue sea.
White sand.
And?
Macadamia Nuts.
First of all,
everyone is good at music and dancing, right?
I'd like you to start with that.
What is the dance of Hawaii?
Prada.
You know it.
It's a waist dance.
That's right.
There's a waist, too.
It's a little different,
but you're getting better and better.
You've actually done it before, haven't you?
I've done it once.
Excellent.
You have to be the best.
Do you understand?
Yes.
Are you okay?
I won't lose.
You won't lose.
Then,
I'd like you to change into your practice clothes.
Can I get some more juice?
It's different from food.
Charmy was sent to the Kyotanjima branch office for a temporary movement in spring.
Her hard days continued.
Even though it's spring, there's no fun at all.
Mom, I'm home.
Ai-chan, welcome home.
I'm home.
Did you have fun?
I did.
What did you do?
I went on a field trip.
A field trip?
You didn't prepare anything, did you?
I'm sorry.
I brought bread.
Did you buy it yourself?
Mom, you're the best.
You raised me by yourself.
Mom, you're the best.
I've been thinking about something for you.
I'm going to leave this island.
Yay!
Where do you want to go?
Fukui.
Why Fukui?
I want you to see Fukui.
Mr. Nakazawa?
Mom.
Fukui is good, but Golden Week is long.
I want you to see Fukui.
You can go.
Me?
You don't want to?
No.
Then we'll go to Hawaii.
Yes!
Hawaii is nice.
It's nice.
I wish I could go.
Ta-da!
Manbo!
Kyoutan Island!
It's time for Hello Pro News!
I'm 16 years old and I cut my bangs!
I'm Chaomin Shikai!
Chao-chao!
Morning Musume's new member, Miki Fujimoto,
will release her solo DVD, VHS and photo book,
which was shot in Hawaii, on April 23rd!
Yay!
As the title says, it was shot in Hawaii,
and each of them has the word, Alohalo!
Miki Fujimoto, you want to go too?
I want to go!
Where do you want to go? You want to go, right?
I want to go, but this program is really not interesting.
It's really weird.
She's wearing weird clothes.
But if you go to Hawaii,
Ai-chan, do you want to wear a swimsuit?
Yes, I do! Mom, you should wear it too.
What pose do you want to do?
Ai-chan!
Is this your dad's hobby?
Your dad does this?
Ai-chan!
Mom, this is so embarrassing!
I don't like you!
Ai-chan, what do you want to do?
I'll do this.
Ai-chan, is this okay?
It's okay.
Really?
Is this okay in Hawaii?
I'll cut my legs orange.
Ai-chan, why did you choose your own cute one?
Ai-chan.
Mom, if you do this, you'll look like a pervert.
It's like a lunch show.
Mom, do you want to wear this?
I want to look sexy.
I think you look cuter than Charmy.
You look cool.
Really?
Mom.
What pose do you want to do?
You look cool.
What?
Now, let's talk about Japan.
It's the third year of the Edo period.
The theme of this year's Morning Musume.'s musical is
Jyushin Gura.
It will be held from May 31st to May 1st.
Do you know what this is?
I know.
What is it?
Mom, I don't know.
It's an expression paper.
Ai-chan.
There are a lot of things in this house.
There are.
Finally, you're here.
You look familiar.
Prepare yourself.
Victory.
You're a playboy.
Let's move on to the last news.
What?
The essay that Ai Natsumi talked about for 5 years from her debut to now is on sale.
It's a full set of essays and VIP tickets.
Mom, I was reading a book the other day.
Really?
I went to a bookstore.
There was a book by Natsumi Abe.
I thought it was her book.
I put on a hat and sunglasses.
I was reading it.
I thought it was about Yuu-chan.
But mom cried at the bookstore.
I was embarrassed.
I left it there and went home.
Why did you buy it for her?
I was wondering if I could get it.
Mom, I'm friends with Abe.
You didn't know, did you?
I didn't know.
I asked her to give me the book.
That book is really good.
I'm glad.
Is it going to end like this?
What should we do from now on?
Let's go to Hawaii.
Let's go to Hawaii with a video of Jidaigeki.
Let's drink Natsumi's coffee at the beach in Hawaii.
It's going to be fun, isn't it?
It's almost time.
Let's go shopping for dinner.
Next time, we'll definitely go shopping.
Remember that.
Who are you talking to?
I'm sad.
I'm hungry.
I'm going to eat tofu.
Is it over?
After this is the latest information on Mom's.
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