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A lot of things change on next thursday!
Baby, Rock'n'Roll Ken-chan is the best!
Everybody, remember this!
Come on, everyone! Here we go!
Hokkaido is Sapporo, Otsugi is...
Sapporo, Nanami
Aomori, Akita, Iwate, and Morioka...
Fukushima, Yamagata, Miyagi, and Sendai...
Sasakawa, Sasakawa
Ibaraki, Nomitori, Tochigi, and Utsunomiya...
Utsunomiya, Utsunomiya, and Utsunomiya...
Saitama, Saitama, Yamanashi, and Kofu...
Kofu, Kofu, Kofu
Kumano, Maedashi, Kanagawa, and Yokohama...
Shizuoka, Shizuoka
Chiba, Tokyo, Nagano, Shizuoka...
Niigata, Toyama, Ishikawa, and Kanagawa...
Ishikawa, Nagoya, Gifu, and Fukui...
Hey, you know what?
By the way, what's the name of the prefectural office?
You're stupid.
It's the prefectural office.
What?
The prefectural office
Otsu on the west side of Mie
Sushi on the north side
Wakayama, Kyoto, Nara, Osaka
Takoyaki, Takoyaki
Today we're in Kobe, Okayama, Hiroshima
Takoyaki, Takoyaki
Hey!
Yamaguchi on the west side of Shimane
Sushi on the north side
Kagawa, Kagamatsu, Ekime, Matsuyama
Sushi on the north side
Fukuoka on the west side
Shinjuku, Shinjuku
Sakai, Nagasaki
Kumamoto, Miyazaki
Kagoshima, Kagoshima
Okinawa, Okinawa
Rock'n'roll is the best!
Hey!
Emergency plan!
Hyokkori Hyoutanjimou was really there!
Harumani's Dream Resort Contest Quiz!
Bring it up around the corner!
The teams that won the quiz will receive a luxurious dream resort!
What is it?
This team is the countryside girls' team!
This team is the city girls' team!
Today's prize is a dream resort!
Where do you think it is?
Hawaii!
I like Hawaii!
I think it's a place with a deep connection to everyone.
A place with a deep connection?
What kind of place is it?
Let's take a look!
The most suitable resort for the city girls is...
Hyokkori Hyoutanjima!
Hyokkori Hyoutanjima?
The Hyoutanjima will be held in Seto Inland Sea!
Our staff went to Hyokkori Hyoutanjima's city, Seto Inland Sea in Hiroshima.
What kind of island is Hyokkori Hyoutanjima?
I heard that Hyokkori Hyoutanjima is in this city.
Yes, it is.
You can see it from here.
Hyoutan is on the sign of Izakaya and Okunomiya.
In Seto Inland Sea, there is a product that is the most expensive in Japan.
It is a lemon that is made using the warm climate of the Seto Inland Sea.
The smell of lemon is all over the island during the harvest season.
Many tourists from all over the country come to this lemon valley every year.
In the local area, lemon soy sauce, lemon chocolate, lemon pudding, lemon senbei, etc.
Lemon is used in all kinds of dishes.
In addition, various citrus fruits such as maple are produced in Iyokan.
Iyokan, maple, and ponkan are called Dekopon.
Both are Harumi, but Dekopon and Kyodai.
What is the difference?
If you eat it, you can see the characteristics of each tangerine.
I can't tell you the name of each tangerine, but I can tell you the taste of each tangerine.
If you eat it, you can see the difference in the taste.
Morning Musume. Please compare it.
Please eat it.
I eat it with my hands.
It's sour.
Harumi is a little sour.
Kiyomi has seeds in it.
The taste is so different.
Here is the question.
In Setoda-cho, tourists are very happy to use lemon for something other than eating lemon.
What do you use lemon for?
Please write it on the flip.
What do you use lemon for?
Did you get it right?
If you get it right, you can get 10 points.
Please do your best.
Everyone, please put out the flip.
Kaorin, bath.
Nacchi, pack.
Lemon, pack.
Kakochan, perfume.
Takahashi, pack.
Ogawa, lemon bath.
Akasuri, pack.
Tokawa Musume.
New York, perfume.
Bath, smooth skin.
Whitening, lemon lip cream.
Is there anyone who got it right?
Please look at the VTR.
We went to the hotel that has the answer.
Do you use lemon here?
I've been using it for about 40 years since 1938.
Where did the host guide us?
Bath.
That's right.
Nacchi, lemon bath.
By putting the lemon in the bath, it has the effect of smoothing the skin.
It is very popular with female guests.
The correct answer was to put the lemon in the bath.
Let's move on to the next question.
As she wanders the coast in search of Kyotan Island,
she finds a star-shaped octopus, a specialty of the Seto Inland Sea.
The octopus is delicious.
Is it?
You have to grill it and eat it.
You grill it?
Yes, it's like a dried squid.
You cut it and put it in a bottle.
In a bottle?
Yes, you pick it up with your teeth and eat it.
It's delicious.
The more you chew it, the more flavor you get.
She has a question for her mother.
As a member of Morning Musume,
which child would you like to have as your daughter?
All the children are cute.
Are they all different from one another?
No, they're all the same.
Are they all different?
Yes, they're all the same.
I see.
Next, she asked her father.
If I were to get married...
If you were to get married?
That's a good one.
If I were to get married,
I'd like to get married when I'm older.
Is this one good too?
I don't know.
I think this one is better.
This one is better.
That's a good one.
I'd like to take my wife with me.
You'd like to take your wife with you?
I'd like to take her with me.
I see.
If you were to get married?
Well...
If I were to get married, I'd run away with her.
I'd run away with her.
He'd run away with her.
I'd run away with her when I'm older.
I'd run away with her.
I'd run away with a young girl.
The next question is from an octopus from Seto Inland Sea,
which is a specialty of Seto Inland Sea.
Seto Inland Sea
The person who came up with the quiz was Minoru Ueda,
the owner of a specialty octopus restaurant that is famous for its delicious octopus dishes.
Fresh octopus sashimi that is white and transparent.
He also made octopus soup and fried sweet potatoes.
His specialty, octopus sushi, is a specialty of Seto Inland Sea.
There are male and female octopuses.
How do you tell the difference between the two?
Huh?
Do you know which one is the male and which one is the female?
Yes.
Which one is the male and which one is the female?
Well...
This one is the male.
This one is the female.
This is interesting.
Here's a question.
How can you tell?
Morning Musume members,
how do you tell the difference between the male and female?
What is the difference between male and female octopus?
Please draw it on the flip board.
I don't know at all.
Please take out the flip board.
It's amazing.
What is the difference between male and female octopus?
I think male octopus is bigger than female octopus.
What is this?
It's a squid.
It's a man.
It's long.
It has long legs.
This is also long.
It has long legs.
What about female octopus?
It's big.
The male octopus is bigger.
The male octopus has a bigger ball.
The male octopus is bigger and the female octopus is smaller.
The male octopus is smaller and the female octopus is bigger.
The middle skin is twisted.
Which one?
It's twisted.
Team Tokaiha, Kei-chan.
The male octopus has a clean line.
The female octopus is irregular.
It's random.
Kei-chan, you can't draw the legs.
The male octopus is bigger than the female octopus.
The female octopus doesn't jump out much.
The male octopus has long legs, but the female octopus is short.
It's cute.
Tsuji?
The male octopus has 8 legs, but the female octopus has 7 legs.
I've never heard of it.
I didn't know.
I see.
The male octopus has a round shape, but the female octopus has a thin round shape.
Is there anyone who got it right?
Let's watch the video.
Please tell us how to distinguish male and female octopus.
The female octopus has the same size as the male octopus.
And the male octopus has the same size as the male octopus.
The female octopus has the same size as the male octopus, but the male octopus has a different size.
The correct answer was 9.
9 is bigger than 8.
It's not exact, but it's correct.
So, there are 3 girls from the countryside and 1 girl from the city.
The girls from the countryside take the lead.
The correct answer is 9.
Ayaya, you are correct.
Hello! I'm Mikiti from Tropical.
I'm Aya from Tropical.
And I'm the daughter of Hawaii.
Let's look at some Hawaii questions.
Yes!
Aya-san, let's play golf in Hawaii.
Yes, ma'am.
Iwaki Eri-san, you're the driver.
Hey!
I'm the driver.
I'm the driver!
Ha! Nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan, nyan!
Well, I'll start shooting.
Let's go!
Nice shot!
No no no no no no
No no no no no
I'll shoot first
Nice shot!
What?!
Seriously?
I understand
I'll shoot first
I understand
Well then
Ah, I can only advance 50cm
Nice
Just a second.
Aya! Aya! Aya!
Cary-san, butter?
Yes.
If I get this one, I'll be a birdie.
Be careful.
I did it!
Birdie! Nice birdie!
Cary-san! Cary-san!
Eh? Aya-ya?
I did it!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Wow!
Oh!
Yes!
It suits you!
It's cute!
It suits you!
It's cute!
I can't do this with you anymore!
Avocado!
Go! Laugh-Not-A-Princess!
I wonder why the princess doesn't laugh.
Oh! I've got an idea!
Princess! Laugh! Laugh! Cheese!
Did I laugh?
I guess it didn't work.
I'm not laughing at all.
I guess I'll have to call them again today.
Go! Mushrooms!
I'm not laughing at all.
Wow! Don't scare the mushrooms too much!
I'm sorry.
Yuuki Higashino's work.
Love Revolution 21.
Chow Chow Chow, Pikachu, Chow Chow Chow Chow, Chimpanzee.
Yuuki Kataoka's work.
Roasted sweet potato.
Freshly dug.
I can't eat it.
I thought Rika-chan's face was on the roasted sweet potato.
Why?
Why isn't your face on it?
It's broken.
Noe Hichiru's work.
Freshly born bear.
Do your best!
A little more!
Do your best!
A little more!
Do your best!
I can't eat it.
Do your best!
Good!
Oh!
I did it!
What is this?
It's a movement, isn't it?
It's a horse!
I saw it!
It's the best!
I did it!
It's the first time, isn't it?
This is a present for you.
Congratulations!
Masayuki Hojo's work
Tsurume
I can open it!
Oops! I opened it too much!
Wait a minute!
I want to take off my shoes!
The princess is laughing!
It's a good thing to express it with your body!
This is a good thing!
I'm satisfied!
I feel good
I send you this
I give you this
I worked hard
The Princess gets the first laugh
You are just in front of the TV
well
It's an act of gratitude
Waiting for you
Hello morning
Then
Here is the question.
I asked people in Setoda.
How old is she?
How old do you think she is?
She is young, isn't she?
She is camouflaged in the photo.
Maybe she is in her 20s.
I think so.
She is 24 years old.
24 years old.
I look at her eyes and skin.
She is a senior in life.
She can read well.
I think she is young.
I think she is still young.
Here is the question.
She doesn't have wrinkles.
Does she wear make-up?
She wears make-up.
How old is she?
How old is your father?
How old do you think she is?
She has a lot of wrinkles.
She doesn't look younger than 24.
Let's see the answer.
72 years old.
40 years old.
35 years old.
30 years old.
73 years old.
50 years old.
49 years old.
40 years old.
Let's see the answer.
42 years old.
What did you say?
She doesn't have wrinkles.
Her skin is different.
I am still in my twenties.
I thought she was young.
Her father's answer was 42 years old.
My father's answer was 42 years old.
I thought she was young.
She doesn't have wrinkles.
She is 45 years old.
She is 40 years old.
She is 45 years old.
The winning team is
Thank you very much!
We will give you a dream resort as a present.
Let's see what kind of place it is.
We've been waiting for this.
A dream resort as a reward.
A clear blue sea.
A white sandy beach that is popular with many people in summer.
Is Hyotanjima a dream island that is perfect for girls?
This is not Hyotanjima.
Hyotanjima is...
Indeed, it is the shape of Hyotan.
And the name of Hyotanjima is clearly written on the map.
What kind of place is this island floating in the Seto Inland Sea?
By the way, how can we get there?
Can't we go to Hyotanjima?
No, we can't.
How can we get there?
By fishing boat.
How many times do we have to go by fishing boat?
It takes about 15 or 20 minutes.
So, the staff who got on the fishing boat set off to Hyotanjima, a dream resort as a reward.
Finally, they landed on Hyotanjima.
There is no boat dock here, right?
That's right.
This is a deserted island.
Now, I will introduce the features of Hyotanjima, a dream resort.
First, it is difficult to get food.
Second, it is a little wild beach.
Third, it is a place where you can stay overnight.
And fourth, it is a beautiful sunset that can't be found in any other resort.
Please enjoy this perfect resort for you.
Hello, Morning.
Next to the hospital, there is a police station to protect the safety of the citizens.
The story of the police station in front of the station.
Next to the police station.
Hello.
I brought a delivery.
Next to the police station.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Here you are.
Hey!
Oh, you can put the water in by yourself.
That's not what I meant.
What is this?
Well, I'm busy, so I don't have time to make ramen.
I told you, this is not a cup ramen.
Bring me the one you made.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Oh, this is terrible.
Oh, which one do you want?
Yes, this is Ikebaya Police Station.
Oh, head of the headquarters.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Oh, is that so?
Young?
Oh, Pichi-Pichi?
I see.
I understand.
Hey, Ryo-kun.
A new Fujii Prefectural Police Station is going to be built here from today.
Oh, I see.
What's wrong? Are you in a bad mood?
No, I'm not.
It's boring without a case.
It's peaceful and wonderful without a case.
It's boring.
Excuse me.
What is it?
I'm looking for a medical hospital near here.
Please tell me.
I don't know.
If you want to see a hospital, it's here.
Here it is.
Oh, thank you very much.
I wonder if Dr. Nakazawa's illness will be cured.
It's hard to cure a man's misogyny once.
Ryo-kun, I don't know, I don't know.
Please be strong.
I don't know.
I'm bored and I'm angry, so I'm going home.
Hey, hey, hey.
Excuse me. I'm Magoto Ogawa, who has been assigned to this factory from today.
You're only right-handed, huh?
Yes, I'm sorry.
I'm Tsuzawa. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Then, let's go inside and explain properly about this city.
Yes.
One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Stop.
One, two.
Today, we have a cheerful Koyamachi.
Ha-ha.
It's pleasant, isn't it?
Then, let's play today, too.
Daruma...
Oh, I made a mistake.
Daruma-san fell down.
It's a little strange, but it's all right, isn't it?
I love you. I want you. I need you.
The smell of Kawamoto-kun...
The smell of the leftover...
But you are still cuter than me, aren't you?
What?
Kawamoto-kun!
Kemuka-san!
Help me!
What's wrong?
I feel like I'm being pestered by a strange woman.
A strange woman?
Kawamoto-kun, Kawamoto-kun,
It's him!
The stalker woman of Suzuka!
Hey, you again?
Again?
A weird-looking elementary school student?
Who are you calling a stalker?
I'm just a girl who follows you to your house,
makes prank calls,
and smells your lingerie.
That's all!
That's what a stalker is!
What are you talking about?
You can't go to Yoshimoto with that!
I can't go to Yoshimoto!
What?
It's the limit!
I can't!
I can't say anything about him anymore!
Stop it!
How could you do this to me?
I'm not that cheap!
I'm not cheap!
What are you doing?
Stop it!
What are you doing?
No!
Is this the limit of a woman's power?
Here you go.
I can't take it anymore!
What's wrong?
I can't take it anymore!
Hurry up!
I can't take it anymore!
I'm not a stalker!
It's her!
Really?
Are you twins?
Yes, we're twin sisters!
One, two, three, four!
Boing, boing, boing!
I'm Keiko.
I'm Mika.
Ah, hi!
I don't care!
Hurry up and catch me!
I can't take it anymore!
You two can go home.
Okay!
Let's go to the theater!
Yes, let's go to the theater.
Are you two twins?
Yes, we are.
Okay, let's go.
Wait!
Did you really turn into a stalker?
You wouldn't know if you didn't say anything.
Did you really turn into a stalker?
I'm not going to talk to him anymore.
Okay.
Let's investigate.
Hey.
How long are you going to keep quiet?
You killed Akemi, didn't you?
It wasn't me!
I didn't kill Akemi!
When I went to the room, Akemi was already dead!
Right, Akemi?
I...
I loved Akemi!
What did you say?
The one who stole from Echigoya...
The one who stole the jewelry...
Wasn't you?
Hey, you.
Did you think I would steal the jewelry?
I'm going to perform at Okinoto next month.
I'm going to perform!
I can hear you!
I can't hear you!
Ogawa.
Yes?
Go to the bathroom.
Yes.
I'm going.
Wait.
Yoshizawa.
When we did the hair salon, you were so nice.
I don't remember.
The manager of the salon said...
All the other members came to get their hair cut and colored.
But Yoshizawa didn't come at all.
He said he was a man.
Don't talk nonsense!
Go home!
I'm going!
One more thing.
Don't come to the hair salon in a jersey.
What's going on?
There are too many weird things in this town.
Sorry to keep you waiting.
I brought you ramen.
It's hot.
Thank you for the food.
It's hot.
It looks delicious.
I was waiting for this.
It looks delicious.
What is this?
I'm sorry.
I'm busy.
Please forgive me.
I can't forgive you.
Make it properly and bring it to me.
I'm sorry.
Make it properly and bring it to me.
You're a troublesome customer.
You're troublesome.
What is this town?
There are too many weird things.
It's hot.
It's not a cup.
It's a cup.
Let's eat.
Why do you eat four?
I can't.
I ate Maripa's portion.
Maripa is a human.
You can eat three.
I see.
Maripa is healthy.
Who is it?
I'll open it.
Please.
Who is it?
It's a delivery from Maripa.
From Maripa?
What is it?
It's food.
I think so.
I'll open it.
Let's eat.
It's a cup.
Who are you?
Minimoni is Kappamoni.
Minimoni.
Kappamoni.
Give me a cucumber.
Who are you?
I'm Love Pappa.
Love Pappa?
What is it?
It's a letter from Maripa.
What does it say?
I'll read it.
How are you?
We're fine.
I'm fine.
I think you're lonely today.
I'll send you a cute Kappa.
Be nice to him.
More than Maripa.
Are you really a Kappa?
I'm a real Kappa.
You're so quiet.
I know.
She's not a Kappa.
She's a dog.
Kappa.
I'm not a Kappa.
I'm a real Kappa.
What is the proof?
I want you to show me the proof that you're a Kappa.
The proof?
I'll show you the sound of my running.
Kappa.
You're a fake.
I'm not a Kappa.
I'm a real Kappa.
Wait.
Please believe me.
I get it. If you insist, I'll do it!
I'll use this lie detector to check if you're lying or not.
I'll answer all the questions with a like.
If the answer is a lie, I'll turn on the light.
Let's start the question.
I wanted to join Pucchimori rather than Minimoni.
I think I'm the cutest in Minimoni.
I'll ask Kagoppa to try.
I think I'm the cutest in Minimoni.
Tsujippa, you haven't read the script yet.
How is it?
It's perfect.
Tsujippa and I have known each other for a long time.
But, Tsujippa always asks me not to read the script.
I'll read the script from now on.
I can't join Kappa's group.
Don't say that. I'll do anything.
Kappa's world is not so sweet.
I'm sorry, but please go home.
I see.
I brought cucumbers.
Cucumbers?
Wait a minute.
Sit down.
It was hard to be human.
I brought cucumbers.
I got cucumbers in a year.
I eat cucumbers for the first time.
It's exciting.
The service is also exciting.
Morning Musume. Rocky's Observation Operation.
This is the first event for them.
I want to see them.
I don't know if they will come, but there are 30,000 applicants.
Congratulations to the 12,000 people who voted in advance.
They were curious about what kind of people were coming.
They were peeking.
Let's go in.
This event was held in four places in Tokyo, Nagoya, Osaka, and Fukuoka.
The content was a DVD screening of the six members, a lottery for a special gift from the three, and a handshake with the three.
But they all came.
We will do our best.
I wonder what the people who came to the venue and were able to observe the six members thought.
In the back of the event, they were giving out autographs to fans, but Michishige made a mistake in his name.
Even if it's in English, I can't fool you.
In the waiting room just before the event started, Tanaka was fighting with his cell phone.
For some reason, Michishige also made a high pose after turning around.
But how do you talk even if your cell phone is connected in this state?
Tanaka's habit is cool.
Moreover, when he stands up, he changes a little.
Is it popular among young people?
I wonder if I should imitate it next time.
Oh, that's right.
Their first stage will be held at the Saitama Super Arena on May 4th and 5th.
I have one month left.
That's all.
If you live on an island like this, people like Morning Musume don't come.
A few years ago, I went to a Hello Pro Live.
Mom, that was fun.
I was doing something like this.
I'm a little embarrassed.
It's okay.
A few years ago...
I'm glad I was able to meet you.
I'm home.
Welcome home.
You really like Hello Pro, don't you?
Yes.
Do you like it?
I don't like it.
You don't like it?
I don't like it.
Then I'll teach my mom how to dance.
Can your mom do it?
We're a family, but our dialects are different.
What kind of dance?
Kencho Sho Daichi.
That's it.
Kencho...
Hurry up!
First, you fall down like this.
Kencho...
Cho...
Sho Daichi.
Mom, you can do it, right?
But this is...
Mom, you look like a weird person in this outfit.
Come here.
We're running out of time, so let's go.
What was that? Minimoni?
Minimoni.
The new one?
Is it popular?
Yes.
I have to teach my mom how to dance.
Let's watch TV.
I heard a new program has started.
I'm sorry.
Next Week
Hello, everyone! I'm Jyameshika from Hello! Pro News!
From April, I'll be reporting on Hello! Pro News for those on the island who can't watch Hello! Pro News!
Mambo!
Today, I'll be reporting on Minimoni's new song, which Yaguchi Mari graduated from and Takahashi Ai newly joined!
The title of the song is Rock'n'Roll Kencho...
Stop it!
I'm sorry!
It's Rock'n'Roll Kencho Shodaichi Minimoni Oboichai!
What will happen to the new Minimoni?
I'm looking forward to it!
Mom, I'm sad to see you like this.
Shut up, grandma!
Shut up!
Did you say something?
Mom, I'm looking forward to the show that is more popular in the city.
Shut up, grandma and brat!
That's all for this week!
I'm Jyameshika!
What's Jyameshika?
Shut up, brat!
Bye!
Why are you dressed up like that?
It's weird to dress up like this on a show like this.
That's why you were transferred from Tokyo.
You were deceived by Tokyo.
I'm going to wear this.
What's that?
Mom, I'm going to write a letter.
I'm going to write a letter.
I'm going to help you.
What are you going to write?
I'm going to write Minimoni.
That's stupid.
It's a waste to write a letter.
I'm going to make a phone call.
Mom, I'm going to make a phone call.
I don't have a phone in this house.
I don't want to do this.
I don't want to do this alone.
I'm going to sing a piece.
You're stupid.
I'm going to sing a piece.
If you delete this, it's over.
I won't delete it.
You're late.
I'm going to sing a piece.
Who is the first MVP girl of this year?
The first live show as a member of Minimoni.
The first appearance on the flower road.
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