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W-w-what's going on?
A warm wind is blowing
The temperature of the girls
I know girl, I'm a machine
Let me sky, let me sky, let me sky
I'm getting closer to you
I'm staring at you with a sexy look
It's like a soup, I'm getting thirsty
Which side is the flower?
It's me, it's you
I'm an adult, I don't want to be shy, all night long
The secret scent, I'll give it all to you, all night long
Hold me tight, don't let me go
I'm an adult, I don't want to be shy, all night long
It's okay to be a dream
When you love, when you love, when you love
It's not a lie to fall in love with a man
Don't stop, don't stop, don't stop
You kiss me
Don't stop like that
I'm a cold, cold, cold girl
Ah, crazy my love, crazy for you
I'm an adult, I don't want to be shy, all night long
The secret scent, I'll give it all to you, all night long
Hold me tight, don't let me go
Ah, crazy my love, crazy for you
I'm an adult, I don't want to be shy, all night long
The secret scent, I'll give it all to you, all night long
Hold me tight, don't let me go
I'm an adult, I don't want to be shy, all night long
A reward project for the girls!
If you can do a harmony, bring it!
Reward 5!
Reward 6!
There is no team in this game.
It's rare.
Because this time...
It's a show vs. Morning Musume.
Haruno and I started to turn Morning Musume into an enemy.
A serious battle with the show.
What is the wonderful reward for winning?
The first reward is a very popular pudding.
The second reward is a special sushi.
The third reward is a set of Matsuzaka beef.
Please eat the best Matsuzaka beef.
The fourth reward is a refreshing trip to the hot spring.
The fifth reward is a trip to Hawaii.
The sixth reward is a trip to Hawaii.
The seventh reward is a trip to Hawaii.
Morning Musume.
There are five questions in total.
The order of answering the questions is decided by lottery.
Here is the order of answering the first question.
The first question is a word.
The second question is a word.
The first question is a word.
The second question is a word.
The third question is a word.
The fourth question is a word.
The fifth question is a word.
The sixth question is a word.
The seventh question is a word.
The eighth question is a word.
The ninth question is a word.
The tenth question is a word.
The eleventh question is a word.
Ishikawa-san, is it a tail?
It's a tail!
What a shame!
Ishikawa-san, why did you say it's a tail when you're touching the ears?
It's a tail, right?
Now, we'll be removing the luxurious item.
Please take the prize number 5 with you!
Goodbye, Hawaii!
Next up is a song by the Hello! Project members.
They're carefully putting the answers together.
What a mistake!
Goodbye, Lotte World!
The game is already on the third round.
Do your best, Morning Musume!
The theme is Morning Musume's members.
But please answer the members other than yourself.
You like Jessi-chan, right?
Ready, go!
Ishikawa-san!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san, Mako-chan!
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san, Mako-chan, Yoshizawa-san.
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san, Ogawa-san, Ogawa-san, Ogawa-san, Yoshizawa-san, Kaori.
Kaori. Kaori.
I'm Takasura.
Yaguchi-san is...
What did you do?
Kawaii... Iida-san.
I'm Kemeko.
I'm Takasura.
Tsuji-san.
Wait, I lied. Tsuji-san. I said Tsuji-san.
Tsuji-san.
Wait, who didn't come out?
Tsuji-san.
Tsuji-san, Aibon.
Aibon didn't come out.
Yay!
This is the worst.
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan.
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan. Wait, where is the order?
Ishikawa-san, Omame-chan, Asami-chan, Yaguchi-san, Mako-chan.
Who else?
Yoshizawa-san, Kaori, Kemeko.
That was fast.
Wait, after Kemeko...
I'm Takashi Ai.
Tsuji...
Aibon!
I'm Nacchi.
You're the best!
Congratulations!
So, Purin has won the game.
The girl who is very energetic.
The next 4th round is a sport.
She is still trying to get the answer.
Baseball, table tennis, basketball, ballet,
synchro, rugby, swimming, tennis,
soccer, kyoho, habatobi, and marathon.
She got a special sushi.
The last one is Matsuzaka-gyu.
Which one do you like?
The last one is suspicious.
It depends on the topic.
Beans are the best.
What will be the result?
The last topic is
I have a word for Yuko Nakazawa.
A word?
Please make a gesture.
For example,
I'm young!
It's not a compliment.
It depends on my mood.
Ready, go!
Eyes are beautiful.
Legs are beautiful.
Eyes are beautiful.
Legs are beautiful.
Skin is beautiful.
Eyes are beautiful.
Legs are beautiful.
Skin is beautiful.
Fresh.
Eyes are beautiful.
Skin is beautiful.
No.
Eyes are beautiful.
Legs are beautiful.
Skin is beautiful.
Fresh.
Sexy?
What?
One more time.
Eyes are beautiful.
Legs are beautiful.
No way.
Skin is beautiful.
Fresh.
Sexy.
No way.
Skin is smooth.
No way.
I got it.
Skin is smooth.
No way.
Skin is soft.
No way.
Skin is beautiful.
It's the same.
No way.
You missed the reward.
Goodbye.
Please bring it to me.
Please protect Rika.
Please enjoy the reward.
Ishikawa-san is missing the reward.
I got it.
Rika-chan.
You made me depressed.
It's alright.
Why?
Rika-chan, it's alright.
Everyone comes here.
Rika-chan.
Don't make me cry.
Please eat it.
Please eat the meat.
I don't think anyone would have thought that you would cry here.
But the pressure is too much.
It's okay, eat up.
Tsuji-chan's tears are a bit different.
Hime, we have a question from the audience.
Who is the strangest person in Morning Musume.?
That is...
Kei-chan.
The reason is...
I'm wearing this dress.
Earlier, I was asked,
are you going to sing with this?
Kei-chan?
You met a bare-faced Kei-chan.
I was surprised too.
Did this help the viewers?
Let's call these people.
Meet the Mushrooms.
Oh no.
Endless Bear's work.
I enlarged the piece of paper you sent me.
Asuda Kei.
It's wonderful.
I thought you would like it.
Thank you.
It's a good hobby.
Yamamoto Shoji's work.
Hinamatsuri.
Asa Shoryukai.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Do you know Asa Shoryukai?
I don't know.
Mongolian.
I know Mongolian.
You know Mongolian?
Yoshida Yukimi's work.
Tetsu & San.
One, two.
Why? Why?
Why? Sanpei.
Why?
Hime.
I wanted to sing with you.
Let's sing together.
Let's stand up.
One, two.
Why? Why?
Why? Sanpei.
Ururabi's work.
I Wish.
Hitomi's work.
I don't know.
Mushroom.
What is it?
I can't see the mushroom.
Congratulations to the winner of this comedy badge.
Hime.
Today, you only laughed once.
Next, you will make Hime laugh.
It's you.
Next, you will make Hime laugh.
This is the story of love and emotion of those who continue to fight day and night to protect their precious lives.
Mr. Nakazawa, this is your bed.
Yes, thank you.
The results of the examination I did earlier, I have a story from the teacher in charge, so please wait a while.
Yes, thank you.
See you.
Ah, what is my disease?
Oh, it's okay.
It's kind of subtle, isn't it?
I wonder if it's okay.
I feel a little worried.
I wonder if the teacher will come soon.
Teacher!
Hello, Kurama.
Oh, teacher, it's okay, but what is my disease?
I don't know.
But I had a check-up earlier.
I don't know.
What about 1 plus 1?
I don't know.
Take good care of it.
I think the teacher should take better care of it.
Yes, teacher.
Weird teacher.
I wonder if this hospital is okay.
Isn't that Yasuna's grandmother?
Ah, hello.
It's you.
Who was it?
I'm a teacher at the Harmony Girls' Academy that I sometimes meet at the bus stop.
Ah, that's right.
Yes, hello.
Yes, are you using the bed next to this?
Yes, that's right.
Is that the bed?
Yes, that's right.
I'm going to be hospitalized for a check-up from today, so please take care of me.
I see, I see.
Are you going to be hospitalized there?
Yes, that's right.
Namu Amida Butsu, Namu Amida Butsu.
What is that?
I don't like it.
The person who was there until yesterday is gone.
Hey.
Namu Amida Butsu, Namu Amida Butsu.
Stop it.
You shouldn't say such a thing.
Well, I'm going shopping.
I'm going to the store.
That's enough.
I'm going to the store.
What are you going to buy?
I'm going to buy some juice for you.
Stop it.
Namu Amida Butsu, Namu Amida Butsu.
Be careful.
What is that?
Mr. Nakazawa, you have a visitor.
Why are you crying?
Who is this visitor?
Hey, Koma-chan.
Are you crying?
I'm sorry.
How have you been?
Don't laugh.
I've told you many times.
I'm not Koma-chan.
I feel sorry for you.
Have you lost your memory?
No.
My memory is very good.
Is that so?
I brought you a beautiful flower.
Don't say that.
I'm sorry.
Why are you sorry?
I'm sorry.
Don't do that.
That's a flower for a Buddha.
Don't do that.
It's not funny.
I'm sorry.
My father brought me a flower.
I hope it heals soon.
I'm sorry.
I'll come again.
Don't come again.
Go back to Granon.
Why am I in the hospital?
I don't like this flower.
Mr. Nakazawa, the teacher wants to talk to you.
Why are you crying?
Mr. Nakazawa.
How are you?
I'm glad you're not the teacher.
What's the matter?
I'm fine.
That's good.
Show me your card.
The nurse is not here.
That's not true.
This is the nurse.
I'm Ishikawa.
Who are you?
I'm Yamada.
Mr. Yamada.
Come to Mr. Nakazawa's room.
Yes.
Come in.
I'm sorry.
I got it!
It's not that way, right?
It's here!
It has to be here, right?
Yes.
Yamada-san, show me the card.
Yes.
If a dog walks, it hits a stick.
Yes, yes, yes!
I got it! I got it!
I did it! I did it!
Why?
This isn't a card, it's a cart!
That's right.
Show me the card.
Yes.
Here you go.
Huh?
This one needs a dot.
Yamada-san, show me the dot.
Yes.
Are you okay?
It really hurt.
I'm sorry.
Sorry to keep you waiting!
It's delicious!
This shop is the best, right?
You bought it well!
Why?
This...
This isn't a dot, it's a cart!
Um...
That's enough.
Give it back to me.
That's enough.
Yes.
I won.
What did I win?
I was looking at your face.
What a troublesome person.
Um, teacher?
Yes?
Um...
What is my illness?
Ah, don't worry.
Your illness is...
What?
Why are you crying again, teacher?
I'm sorry.
Your illness...
may not be cured.
Why?
Wait a minute.
What is my illness?
Otoko-hideri miso disease.
Otoko-hideri miso disease?
This illness can be cured by surgery,
but it has never been successful.
What?
It has never been successful?
I'm sorry, but...
Um...
I think Black Jack-sensei...
will be successful, but...
No, no, no.
He's the main character of the manga,
so there's no such teacher.
Right?
You should cure this illness.
No, I can't.
No, you can't.
Please cure it.
No, I can't.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm in trouble.
Please cure it!
No, even if you say that,
I can't cure this illness.
What kind of illness is this?
It's an illness that men can't cure.
I'm really sorry.
You might not be able to cure it.
That's right.
How can you cure it?
That's why that teacher...
No, you can't.
You should cure it.
No, I can't.
You should cure it!
Yes!
Dr. Nakazawa is suffering from
Fuji-no-Yamai Otoko-hideri miso disease.
What kind of illness is this?
Please cure it!
Ayaya!
Miki!
Power!
Ear!
Muscle!
Thank you!
I'm Torotsukaru.
I'm Rikki.
I'm Torotsukaru.
I'm Aya.
Nice to meet you.
We're Hawaii Girls.
Do you know, Aya-san?
From November to May in Hawaii,
whales are seen.
Speaking of whales,
number 55,
went to New York Yankees.
Hey, what are you talking about?
I'm talking about whales.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Anyway, today,
let's go to the whale watching
to see whales.
Aya-san!
The sea is beautiful, isn't it?
Captain!
I found a dog over there!
Where?
Yay!
Let's go!
I wonder if there are so many fans.
Are there?
Huh?
There.
No, no, no, no, no.
Captain,
we have a problem!
What?
I found a doll!
What?
If you say a doll,
a half of your body
is full of human claws.
Let's pick it up.
It's cute in red.
What is it?
I'm Rika-chan.
You're not a human, you're Rika-chan!
Captain!
There's someone swimming in the middle of the ocean.
What?
He's waving at us!
Let's wave back!
1, 2, 3! Aloha!
That's great!
I wonder if he's going to swim all the way to the ocean.
Aloha! That's the kind of person he is, right?
Is that so?
Seriously?
No way!
I'm going to get you!
See?
Aloha!
I'm going to get you!
I'm Porori-san's mom!
Sorry to keep you waiting, Porori!
I like you.
I hate you.
I like you.
Maripa-neechan has been like that since this morning.
I think Tsujippo was like that before.
At that time, she was following the frog.
Does that mean Maripa-neechan is...
...scary?
Minimuni was a kappa.
Minimuni?
Kappa's flower is beautiful!
Kappa and Minimuni
That was totally lovey-dovey.
That was pretty serious.
Maripa-neechan, who was his partner?
Yasuda Kemeo-kun?
What?
Kemeo-kun is a human.
That's right.
Kappa is a rule that humans can't fall in love.
Kappa and humans...
...can't make love.
Then you can become a human.
How?
You can make a wish on a shooting star.
But shooting stars are amazing.
Shooting stars?
King, please let me become a human.
It's getting closer!
Someone help me!
What was that?
I think I fell in the backyard.
Let's take a look.
To be continued
There's nothing here.
There is, Porori.
Sorry to keep you waiting, Porori.
To all the Porori fans, we'll see you again, Porori.
I'm the boss of all the Porori fans, Yuko Nandama's Porori!
What about the last word, Porori?
Well, you know, all the Porori fans put Porori at the end of their words.
Tokyo Porori girls
No matter how long it takes
Porori, Porori, Porori, Porori
Have a cute dream, Porori
Hey!
Look properly, Porori!
By the way, what is she doing here?
I'm curious about what's inside.
I'll show you.
Are you okay, Porori?
The plate!
Okay, everyone, let's go with that plan!
Let's go!
It's so beautiful.
I want to see what's inside.
Stand up, Porori.
Good, good.
Porori, Porori, Porori
Your Majesty, we're running out of meters.
Look at that.
It's like the last minute.
What?
Oh, no.
Then, ten. No, no, no.
Pup, pup.
Your eyes are a little...
Pup, pup.
Hurry up, Porori.
You can even fit into the mini-money.
Yeah!
You don't have to.
I'm on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on.
I don't know, Porori.
Come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come, come.
Miso soup, Porori.
You called it miso soup again, Porori.
By the way, why did you come here?
Why? You called us.
No, we didn't.
Moripa, I made a wish to a shooting star.
What?
That's enough.
I'm getting a headache.
I can't stand you guys.
I'm going to suck the liquid of the kappa to prevent aging.
I'm going to suck it.
The fierce attack of the producers.
And in front of the lovely sisters,
Sister Moripa.
Next.
This is Moripa's flowery road.
It's the usual three.
What are you doing?
Morning Musume.
Observation of the six members.
They are desperately trying to write their own autographs.
It seems that the application for the first handshake event of the six members has exceeded expectations.
This is a big deal.
It seems that they are eager to write autographs every day.
The event moderator is Atsuko Inaba.
It will be the first event to commemorate them, but she is in a low mood.
But I found something this time.
Actually, when it's just the three of us, it's like this.
Do the weird face you just did.
What is this?
Come on, come on, come on.
Don't do that.
You can do that.
Please don't be angry.
Please.
If you don't want to broadcast, I think you should not do it.
It's three of us.
When it's just the three of us in the room, they seem to get excited.
They do whatever they want to do.
I think they should be energetic, but it doesn't seem to be the case.
There must be some reason.
3, 2, 1.
Did you do it?
I didn't do it.
Why?
I didn't do it.
It's always good to be this energetic, but when there are people other than the three of us...
It's a lottery.
I was surprised.
I don't know.
It's always a reactionless feeling, but when it's just the three of us, the expression is completely different.
Why?
And new information.
Did you have a dance lesson here?
I did.
How many times did you do it?
I'm jealous of Shin-chan.
I'm jealous.
Did you already have a dance lesson for the song?
I didn't know.
I'll send it with my popular rap!
1, 2, 3, 4! Yo! Yo! Yo! Check it out!
Listen to my story, Shiki-han!
Everyone is envious of my angelic existence!
I'm so excited!
Last time, Jack too!
I'll definitely heal you on Sunday afternoon!
If you see it, you won't let me do that!
Yay!
I'm the DJ and MC of Hello! Pro News!
Ta-da! I'm Shoumi Shika!
Yay!
Yo! Yo! Yo! Check it out!
And this is the host of Hello! Pro News!
I'm Yuuko Nakazawa!
I'm riding it! Yay!
Sit down!
I'll sit down.
Seriously.
Let's go to the news!
Yes!
Really.
Then, let's go to this week too!
The topic is...
Gotch's Sexy Dinomash!
Goto Matsu's sixth single has been released!
Yay!
The title is called...
The Legendary Sexy Guy.
By the way, the sexy existence that Gotch thinks is...
BANG!
Bam!
That kind of person.
Obviously, it's not me.
Is it me?
Excuse me.
I feel like I'm being left behind.
You're the only one who's going like this.
Come on, come on, come on!
I can't keep up with that energy today.
I'm going too wild, aren't I?
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Don't sleep.
Stop!
Ouch!
You...
That surprised me.
What's wrong with you?
I don't need that kind of sexy!
This is what you call sexy!
Wow!
What do you think?
It's sexy, isn't it?
It's not sexy at all.
Karate and sexy don't go together at all.
Well, that pose was funny, but...
I admit it's cool, but it's not sexy at all.
No!
You're just jealous of my sexiness!
No, it's not sexy at all.
Ouch!
If it's sexy, you can ask Changmin.
Ouch!
How can I think of this as sexy?
This kind of pose.
It's cute, isn't it?
I'm about to cry.
I don't know what to say.
You're doing your best.
I feel like I'm doing my best.
You're really doing your best.
When Lovelyz is talking, the staff...
Yes.
I don't know what to say.
Yes, that's right.
You can do it!
Come here.
That was painful, wasn't it?
I can't break it with my hands.
You can't break it with your hands.
What about the news?
We still have the news.
Let's do it again.
Two albums will be released at the same time.
This week, Wednesday,
Morning Musume.'s new album and their new song,
2,
will be released at the same time.
The 4th new album.
It's cute.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's painful, isn't it?
What's the title?
One, two, three.
No.5
It's a song that makes you excited.
There are a lot of songs.
I see.
Yes.
How about the album?
It's new.
I see.
It's a new album.
It's new.
It's the same even if it's old.
Like this.
Both are alive.
Thank you.
Yes.
This week,
Wait a minute.
What?
I'll say it.
We have a big announcement next week.
Yes.
I didn't hear that, baby.
Wait a minute.
I didn't see it.
Bye.
See you again.
Bye.
Really?
Who is this week's MVP?
This week's MVP is, of course,
15 minutes, 15 minutes.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
It's a game.
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