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Today's Haramoni will show you a new song by Ae!
I can't do this, I can't do that, I can't do this either!
But that's the rule, right?
You can't do it! Haramoni NG pose!
There are many things in the world that you shouldn't do.
For example, there are many things that idols shouldn't do.
For example, Yokkoi Shoichi.
Yes, I'm here!
I'm here!
I feel like I've been stabbed.
Yokkoi Shoichi is normal.
But it's wrong to say that Kei-chan is an idol.
Why?
In order to test everyone's sense,
I would like you to challenge the game!
Haramoni NG pose!
After this, is it sexy or cute?
Haramoni NG pose!
The rules are divided into two teams.
The rules are given to each team.
The NG pose that the other team wants to do is decided.
The game is to see how many people can clear it until the NG comes out.
In the first round, Abe-san's team will challenge the NG pose.
Abe-san's team's theme is this.
Winter sports.
Winter?
Hida's team discusses the NG pose.
By the way, Abe's team can't hear it.
Please announce the NG pose.
One, two.
The NG pose will be decided by the number of people.
Then, from the first person, please go in order.
What is that?
Sorry?
Yes.
You can say it.
Slippery.
I'm scared.
I'm glad.
Slippery.
Please.
What is that?
Ice hockey.
I see.
Wait a minute. I'm so scared.
Please.
What should I do?
What is that?
Gate.
I did it.
It's a classic.
3rd round is over.
2 people cleared.
Next is the theme of Team Iida.
The theme is this.
Speaking of track and field games.
Team Abe discusses the NG pose.
On the other hand, Team Iida is excited.
Please announce the NG pose.
NG pose
The NG pose of track and field games is high jump.
I'm scared.
I'm good at this.
Hogan-nage.
Can I?
Go ahead
Takatobi
I'm sorry
The first round is clear.
The winner of the first round is Team Ue-san.
It was fast.
In the second round, Team Iida will challenge the pose.
Here is the theme of Team Iida.
The gag of comedians.
This time, we will think of two NG poses.
This time, there are two NG poses.
The NG pose is DAKUNDA and HOT HOT.
I'm sorry I got the first one right.
I'm scared.
KAINO KAINO.
I'm scared.
Just a little.
I did it.
I'm scared.
I did it.
I'm scared.
What is it?
I did it.
Is it a gag?
It's a recent one.
I'm scared.
It's a life.
I did it.
11th person.
AIN.
I did it.
If KAORIN gets it right, it's over.
Really?
What should I do?
Do I have this?
Weird uncle.
KAORIN wins.
KAORIN was so close.
Everyone is amazing.
RIKA can do it.
It's dangerous.
It's amazing.
The victory will continue in the second half.
I'm scared.
There are many crows today.
It's noisy.
What happened?
I did it.
Here.
What happened?
It's a crow.
What's wrong with the crow?
There was a bigger crow than me.
There is no such crow.
There is.
I saw it.
There is no crow.
You are very tired.
Is that so?
What is it?
It's a crow.
Don't do it.
Go over there.
Can I use this?
Do I do it?
You do it.
Go over there.
It's too strong.
I can't do it.
You should have a gun.
There is no fisherman with a gun here.
There is a fisherman here.
The sea is good.
That's a sea fisherman.
Thank you for your hard work.
What is that fisherman?
I don't know.
Teacher, the crow is gone.
Really?
Where did it go?
Why did it go there?
I dropped something.
What is this?
It's a crow poop.
I love you.
Please fight with me.
One, two, one, two, one, two.
One, two.
I'm very happy.
Good morning!
How are you two doing today?
Good!
Perfect!
That's right! We have to practice for the Myoto Manzai today!
We will!
But it's no fun if there's no one to watch.
Is there no one here?
I can't find anyone.
I'm so hungry.
Today was a bad day.
Excuse me!
Would you like to watch our Myoto Manzai?
Sure.
Thank you very much!
See you later!
Good morning!
It's almost spring, isn't it?
That's right!
Spring is a great season!
That's not true!
Why not?
Spring is the season of pollen.
That's not good.
Young couples are all over the place.
Even cat couples are all over the place.
That's not the season of pollen.
It's the season of aphids!
Thank you!
That's right!
It was fun!
Huh?
Was it fun?
I don't know.
It's the season of pollen and aphids, right?
Pollen and aphids?
Huh?
I don't know.
It's a strange person!
It's the season of pollen and aphids, right?
Huh?
What's that sound?
Did you fart?
No, I didn't fart.
I was just hungry.
Oh, I see!
I brought oranges for you!
You love oranges!
Let's sit down and eat!
Are you ready?
I'll peel them for you.
Really?
I'm so happy!
Are you going to eat half of them?
They look delicious!
I'll eat half of them.
What's that?
It's a crow!
It's flying!
What's wrong?
It's a crow!
Teacher!
Is that Ishikawa?
It's been a long time since I saw Ishikawa.
What's wrong?
He said he's not popular.
What did you do?
Did you make it black and white?
I didn't take much!
Misa-chan!
Don't make me do that!
Chobatto!
I won't go to school because it's me.
You don't have to come.
It's really a nuisance for everyone.
You don't have to come.
It's time to retire.
You did it yourself.
Take responsibility and go to school!
It's super funny.
I'm laughing by myself.
I don't want to.
I won't go to school because everyone says my face is black.
You said it just now.
You idiot!
It's me!
Everyone says my face is black.
I'm trying my best to live because I was bullied by others.
You're losing.
Get a hold of yourself.
I got it!
I'll do my best!
It's cold!
Your face will be black someday.
I wonder.
I'm scared of being bullied.
There's no one here yet.
There's a bus!
Round 2.
Team Iida cleared the mission.
Team Abe cleared the mission.
Team Abe won.
Round 3.
Team Iida cleared the mission.
Team Abe won.
The last round.
The last challenge is from Team Abe.
The theme is
Imitating male entertainers.
The theme is
Imitating male entertainers.
Team Iida has three NGs.
Please think about it. Please put your head down.
There are three NGs this time.
Everyone, please think about this problem together.
I'm a dead bug.
It's too old.
Me?
Shie-chan is amazing.
Amuro-san
That's right. Amuro-san. Amuro-kun. That's right.
Amuro-kun. That's right.
Haritsumeta yumi no
Did you sing this?
Mera-san
That's right.
I thought it was a woman.
That's right.
Tsubuyaki Shiro-san
I think so.
Nakawa Akira-san
I don't think so.
I'm sorry.
How about this?
Soma-san
I'm glad. I'm glad.
I'm a little scared.
Nakai-kun, that's not it.
Haka-san
Nakai-san
That's right.
Thank you, Kogo!
You did a great job!
Thank you, Kogo!
It's free, right?
Thank you.
You did a great job.
I did my best.
So, 8th place.
What did you write in your team?
First, Yuichi Kawamura and Masakatsu Tamura.
I also wanted to write Tetsuya Takeda.
Really?
Yes.
Here is the theme of your team.
Imitating a homeless man.
There are three NG scenes.
What is it?
Here we go.
Recently, we have been doing well.
Emi Hashino.
Thank you very much.
Mitsuru-san!
I'm Oseru.
I'm Chiaki.
I'm sorry.
I'm Masami Hisamoto.
This is the second round.
What should I do?
This is not good.
What happened to Morita?
I'm Ken Naoka.
Why are you running?
I'm sorry.
I'm Kano Shimai.
This is scary.
I knew it.
I thought there was a correct answer.
I won.
Team Iida won.
Team Iida is the winner.
Do you want to see it?
By the way, it was 3 people.
How was it?
Next Time...
I, Tsushima
Next Time...
I, Tsushima
Next Time...
I, Tsushima
Next Time...
I, Tsushima
Next Time...
I won't go out, I've become sad
I really won't do it anymore, let's go out
I'm lost, I'm curious, which one do you like?
I'm lost, but I want to draw your attention, pure maiden's heart
I'm lost, I'm curious, which one do you like?
I'm lost, but I've become like this because I like you
Because I like you
ARARARARARA
I am Tropical Miki.
I am Tropical Ayaka.
And I am Hawaii girl.
Let's talk about Hawaii.
Yes.
Hawaii is famous for marine sports.
Marine sports.
Yacht is good.
It's good.
But you need some tips when you ride a yacht.
You have to be energetic when you ride a yacht.
How?
When you ride a yacht...
I don't like it.
And when you talk about marine sports,
scuba diving.
When you talk about scuba diving,
people who do it are fashionable.
Their fashion is very good.
What is that?
Diving.
Scuba diving.
What?
I don't like it.
Please be serious.
Yes.
And when you talk about Hawaii,
surfing.
It's cool.
But people who do surfing get cold hands easily.
Surf.
I know what you mean.
What is that?
Surf.
What?
I don't like it.
Marine sports in Hawaii.
The most popular one is scuba diving.
Swimming.
Blue sky.
White beach.
Cobalt blue ocean.
After swimming in Hawaii,
I can sleep well.
Because the climate is good.
No.
Swimming is good.
Swimming.
Good.
Swimming.
Good.
Swimming.
Good.
Swimming.
I don't like it.
I don't like Hawaii.
I don't like it.
I don't like Hawaii.
I don't want to be friends with you.
Aloha.
Waken up.
Oh, Waken up TV was started.
What?
The TV program fortune-telling is very popular.
It's good.
Hello.
Let's count today's fortune.
Here it is.
Today's fortune.
January, February, June, you,
I knew it! Unlucky!
Be quiet, be quiet.
Unlucky is more likely to get this fortune.
Today's unlucky person is you, born in May.
Me?
The worst of them all is you, born on the 28th.
Me?
And you, born in Hawaii.
You, wearing red.
You, putting your hand on your chest.
You, putting your hand on your head.
Oh, my God!
That's all.
You, who has everything in your head,
will have a life-threatening event at midnight.
A life-threatening event?
A life-threatening event at midnight?
Oh, my God!
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni?
Kappa's fortune!
Lucky kappa, D!
I'll give this to Tsuji.
And this is important.
I'll give it to Kagoppa.
When did you use it?
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing?
I'm looking at your shoulders.
No, really.
You can't believe that.
But that fortune-telling works well.
Then, Mikappa,
let's look at other fortune-tellers' fortunes.
Yes.
Give me your hand.
I'll look at your hands.
Wow!
The fortune line is so clear.
Mikappa, you have a long life.
Really?
I'm glad.
Let me see.
It's cut in the middle.
I knew I was going to die.
There are 6 hours left until 12 o'clock.
6 hours of life.
Let's protect Mikappa together!
Yes!
Someone is coming.
Is it Shirigami?
It's okay.
I'll protect you.
Go ahead.
I did it!
Go home!
What?
Stop!
What?
You're a big crocodile.
Everyone is a big crocodile.
I just came to return the CD I borrowed from Mikappa.
Thank you.
What?
Thank you.
Bye-bye.
5 minutes left.
Nothing happened.
But I'll be careful.
Mikappa?
What's wrong?
Mikappa?
Mikappa!
Are you okay?
It's almost 12 o'clock.
Let's save Mikappa!
I'm sleepy.
You guys are not good at acting.
5 seconds left.
4, 3, 2, 1.
Bye-bye.
I'm hungry! I haven't eaten anything since this morning!
Huh? What's wrong, everyone?
Mikappa!
You're safe!
I'm so glad!
I'm hungry!
I'm hungry, I'm hungry.
Hello, this is today's fortune-telling.
You shouldn't be watching this kind of show!
Today's lucky people are kappas.
It's going to be the best day for kappas.
Wow, we're so lucky!
Yay!
No, no, no, you guys are so lucky, too.
We're so lucky, so lucky, so lucky!
Yay!
Oh, no!
No, no, no.
This is exciting.
I wonder if I can say hello now.
Morning Musume.
Roki's Observation Team.
Today, we're finally going to have a dance lesson.
But before that,
we got some information from Roki's team.
We got some information from Roki's team.
No, I don't want to laugh in this room.
I don't want to laugh in this room.
Reina Tanaka, born in Heisei, is studying how to laugh.
She's from Fukuoka, Kyushu.
How is it?
It's good.
But my body is strange.
It's too funny.
Sayumi Michishige, also from Heisei, is 13 years old.
She's from Yamaguchi Prefecture.
Her name is Sayumi Michishige.
She makes a mistake.
Sayumi Michishige.
It's Sayumi, not Sayumi Michishige.
Don't make a mistake, everyone.
It's the same, but it looks like sand.
Eri Kamei, born in Niigaki, and Tame.
Until now, Momusu had only Kago-san in AB, so she's the second AB member.
For some reason, she looks down a lot.
Is she looking at something?
Or is she thinking about something?
I'm a little curious.
If I have a chance next time, I'll ask her.
Also, when she's nervous, she has a habit of sticking her tongue out.
More than that, I'm more interested in dance lessons.
Oh, I'm running out of time.
I'm sorry.
That's all.
Next is Don't Laugh at Me!
Don't Laugh at Me!
There are many works from all over the country that try to make you laugh.
But before that, we received a letter asking for tips on how to make you laugh.
Tell us your favorite first-place gag.
Don't Laugh at Me!
Please do it.
It's a little embarrassing.
Please do it, Hime.
I don't want to.
Don't Laugh at Me!
That was a little funny.
Let's call these guys today, too.
Meet the Mushrooms!
Mushroom!
Snow!
Mushroom, Snow!
Together!
Snow, Snow!
Don't Laugh at Me!
Now, let's introduce the works from the Mushroom family.
Kotobaki Ippun's work.
The Peace
The person I was going to meet was my relative.
Oh, it's an old man!
Oh, it's an old woman!
Oh, it's an old man!
It's like, I don't really care.
Yasuori Hashimoto's work.
I'm here again!
Tsunku! Shogeki Hatsugen!
Kemeko Fuemasu!
You're not doing it at all!
Olegai Flash's work.
Sailor Moon!
In the name of the moon, get up!
Hey, Hikihime, is this Koarai?
I don't know what to do.
I like the transformation, but...
Yeah, I like Sailor Moon.
Yeah, I love Sailor Moon.
I'll give you a Koarai badge for sending this work.
Daisuke Takeuchi's work.
Pink Lady!
Yuko!
I'd be surprised if she came out.
That's right.
It's not good at all.
Morishita Yasushi's work.
Three-step jump!
Here we go!
Hop, step, ski, ship!
Good, good, good, good, good!
Himeko, that's...
Tsubori! Tsubori! Tsubori!
This is Tsubori.
You know, the mushrooms are...
It's cool.
It's cool! It's cool!
It's cool!
It feels good!
It's a happy word.
I'll give you a Koarai badge for sending this work.
Chokkurikabacho's work.
A series of doing boring things without being embarrassed.
Let's do it!
Okay!
I'm angry!
Cucumber! Cucumber! Cucumber!
You did a good job!
Yossi was funny.
Good, good!
I'll give you a Chuuwarai badge for sending this work.
You did a good job!
Today is the second time for Koarai, and the first time for Chuuwarai.
The next person to make Hime laugh is you in front of the TV.
We'll be waiting for you!
Hey! What's wrong with you?
I'm sleepy!
What's wrong with you?
I'm sleepy!
Why is it that Chami is so cute and popular?
Why is it?
Why is it that even in the winter, people say,
she's a Matsuyake?
Why is it? Why is it?
Why is it that Nakada-san is a good woman and sexy,
but she can't get married?
Why is it? Why is it?
Why is it that Lovely is cute no matter what she wears?
Why is it? Why is it?
Perfect!
Hello! I'm Chami!
You just copied it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
You copied it, didn't you?
No, I didn't.
I just used it as a reference.
Oh, really? But the lyrics were funny.
Oh, really?
The lyrics were funny.
This is...
I wonder why.
You said the pen wouldn't move, didn't you?
Yes.
I was worried again.
Shut up!
My mom...
Your mom?
I was thinking with my mom.
At first, Nakazawa was sexy.
But she said,
It's better to have a good woman.
Your mom...
With your mom's advice.
This program should be watched by everyone in the family.
Let's listen to it.
Please introduce yourself.
Yes.
I'm Ayako Nakazawa.
Nice to meet you.
Let's get to the news.
Let's go.
This week's topic is...
Hey, Ayaya.
Ayaya is the title of your new single.
Just like you,
In an up-tempo way.
Like you,
In an up-tempo way.
Yes.
In an up-tempo way.
Yes.
It's not the time to say happy in other programs.
No, it's not.
Oh, my.
I'm trying to be popular.
What?
I have to advertise it.
You have to advertise it.
You surprised me.
Did I?
You did.
Yes.
I think I can do it this year.
What?
I'm going to be popular.
I'm going to be popular this year.
You're going to be popular.
I've done both.
I'm going to be popular.
I'd like to ask you, Nakazawa, who has a lot of life experience.
Which do you prefer, sexy or cute?
Which one?
Men?
No, no, no.
Do you prefer cute or sexy?
What do you mean by cute?
Cute is like this.
How about sexy?
How about cute?
How about sexy?
It's a little difficult.
How about cute?
I like like this.
I wanted to try it once.
The next news is this.
Please enjoy Hello! Project.
Yes.
Hello! Project 2003 Winter is on sale on March 19th on DVD and VHS.
That's great.
We're going to release DVDs and videos every time.
Hello, little cat.
Where is your home?
Excuse me, where can I find Hello! Project videos?
It's in the CD shop on the right of the intersection.
I already have it.
I'm going to be popular.
I'm going to be popular in Hello! Project.
See you.
This is...
It happens sometimes.
When I take it off.
Sometimes.
It's not bad, but it's not good.
You should think about it.
The staff is getting used to it.
Let's have Charmi write the script.
She's cute.
Sit down.
She's cute.
It's hard for me to be looked at like this.
It's gross.
It's not cute, it's sexy.
That's good.
Are you done with the news?
I'm done for today.
Chiyama, you're 29 years old.
Congratulations.
That's good.
Mushroom patch?
Are you kidding me?
The princess doesn't laugh.
I don't usually use that.
The princess doesn't laugh.
Yaburi? Fukui?
It's the same.
This week's MVP announcement.
This week's MVP is Ae.
She did a great job with her new song.
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