AISubs
Ten, isn't the yakan too big?
That's enough!
Here we go!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump the waves
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Chase the clouds
Swoosh! Swoosh! Swoosh!
Where are we going now?
Where are we going with us?
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Something is waiting for us
On the round, earth-shaped horizon
Woo!
There will be painful things
There will be sad things
But we won't give up
We don't want to cry, we'll laugh
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump the waves
Jump! Jump! Jump!
Swim, swim, swim, swim through the clouds
Swim, swim, swim, swim
Where are you going, Kyotan Dreamer?
Where are we going at the same time?
Something is surely waiting for us
On the horizon of the round earth
There will be painful things
There will be sad things
But we won't give up
I don't want to cry, let's laugh
Swim, swim, swim, swim through the clouds
Swim, swim, swim, swim
I don't want to cry anymore
Let's laugh
We're going to sing Hyokkori Hyoutanjima from 2003
We're Morning Musume
Something is waiting for us on the horizon of the whole earth
There will be painful things and sad things
But we won't give up
If we say something, let's laugh
Let's go!
Hyokkori Hyoutanjima
After this, are you going to go for it this time?
In order to achieve a successful evolution,
what is necessary for the current Morning Musume.?
That is...
Tsukkomi!
This project is to teach the Tsukkomi importance
to the girls who tend to run in a funny way.
That is...
Tsukkomi test for the Hallow Moon!
Please give a round of applause!
By the way, are there any members who are in charge of Tsukkomi?
Yaguchi is in charge.
Marippe is in charge.
I can see that you are funny, so I bit you.
Who is bad at Tsukkomi?
Kei-chan!
Kei-chan is definitely not good at Tsukkomi.
Why?
Kei-chan is scary.
She is weak at Tsukkomi.
You can do it if you become Kebeco, right?
Kebeco...
But I can't do Tsukkomi when I'm in charge.
Why?
I don't know.
But...
What you're saying is strange.
How interesting Tsukkomi can be done
against what is prepared?
Here are the members of both teams.
The judges are
Morning Musume.'s first Tsukkomi King, Kono Oka and
Please give us the example.
You should definitely use it.
The setting is...
There is a setting?
This is amazing.
It's a pond.
It's a date in a pond.
Here I go.
I've always dreamed of riding this with you since I was little.
I wonder if I can do it well.
Can I ride first?
Really?
Do you think I can do it well?
Do you understand?
Did you understand?
I understood.
Thank you.
Do I have to do it again?
Let's start.
Both teams, do your best.
Ready, start.
I'm free, right?
Yes.
I slept well today.
I washed my face.
I have to brush my teeth.
Is it a comb?
What is it?
I wanted you to do it with a brush.
But...
Is Japan burning?
I did it.
It's good.
It's good that Japan is red.
It's good.
Next.
Please look at this picture carefully.
I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
Please cooperate during construction.
How long are you going to keep your head down?
What?
You're lying.
I can't keep my head down.
I'm free, right?
Yes.
I'm hungry.
Is it a daikon radish?
Or is it a horse?
I did it.
We're on the same team.
This is my friend, Mr. Taro.
I'm so happy today.
I've always wondered.
Are you a man or a woman?
Which one?
What?
Are you a woman or a man?
Which one?
You don't look like a pumpkin.
I didn't see that.
Are you a woman?
I got it.
Are you a man?
Get off.
Which one?
Let's go.
Pumpkin, you're so small today.
Are you a pumpkin?
That's right.
I'm going to judge.
Where are the panties?
Here you are.
What?
There are two pandas and panties.
It's a joke.
Wait a minute.
Are you a carrot?
Where are the panties?
You did your best.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
I'm going.
You always say thank you.
Do you also spit it out?
If I didn't bite you, you would have been dead.
No.
I was funny.
I bit you.
If this hostage is important to you, don't come close to me.
Stop pretending to be bad.
Don't come close to me.
Don't shoot me.
I shot you.
You did a good job.
Thank you.
I received a present that makes me happy.
Are you happy?
You are beautiful.
I'm going.
Mom.
Nakazawa gave birth to twins.
You are cute.
Are you a panda?
You are cute.
This is a love ball that is higher than the roof.
What is this?
You are good.
I did it! I'm going to fly! I'm going to fly!
I'm not going to fly with you!
Get off!
It's raining. I'm going to put on an umbrella.
When were you born?
Kei, you have one in your neighborhood.
I have one in my neighborhood.
I've seen it before.
Good luck, Kei!
Stop it!
Until the Bus Arrives at the Halloween Theater
I'm supposed to go to school every day,
but it feels like it's been a long time.
Excuse me.
Can I ask you something?
What is it?
I think there's an agency for idol groups around here.
Do you know it?
An agency for idol groups?
Yes.
I was chasing them, and I came out of my clothes.
I see.
What kind of group is that?
It's a very popular group called Hikaru Genji.
Hikaru Genji has already disbanded.
Really?
I'm not lying.
Tell me the name of the agency.
I don't know.
Good evening.
You're late again today.
That's why I have to go in.
Did you say something?
No.
Oh, Kudo Shizuka.
No, I didn't.
It's here, right?
No, I didn't.
Excuse me.
Do you know the agency for idol groups?
No, I don't.
Please tell me.
It's okay.
Can you hold this?
Yes.
It's so cute.
It looks just like you.
It's not funny.
The agency is...
That way.
Which way?
That way.
Which way?
That way.
I got it.
It's on the left.
That way.
I got it.
Thank you, Kudo Shizuka.
No, it's not.
Wait.
I forgot the baby.
I'll give it to you.
No, I don't need it.
You're a baby, too.
I don't know.
You don't know?
Please raise it well.
I don't know, but I'll raise it.
But...
Good morning.
Are you the sister of Harumoni Girls Academy?
Yes, I am.
It's my first time to meet you.
Yes, it is.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Iwachi from Abe-Kawamachi.
Nice to meet you.
You're so cute.
I love cute girls who are younger than me.
I love kind and pretty girls, too.
Let's go on a date.
Let's go.
Good luck.
Wait.
What's this?
She's my girlfriend.
What?
You're so chubby.
She's your girlfriend?
Yes, she is.
You're mean.
You're so mean.
You'll get hurt if you say that.
What's hurt?
Ta-da!
This is it.
I'm scared.
Wait.
You're scared?
I'm not ready yet.
You're ready.
I'm not ready.
I know.
I'm scared in a different way.
I'm waiting.
I'm still on my cradle.
I have to go to school.
I'm never going to come back.
You're not physique.
I know that.
I got you.
I did.
Let's go to the fight.
It's about time, where are we?
Why didn't you come today?
Yaguchi-san!
Sensei! Sensei! Sensei!
Ah! Here!
I'm here!
Oh my!
I'm here!
Yaguchi-san!
Yes!
It's been a while since you came to school, isn't it?
Yes.
Hey, you're not wearing makeup, are you?
No, I'm not.
You are, aren't you?
No, I'm not at all.
You are, aren't you?
Yes.
I am.
Really?
Do you know the rules of this school?
Yes.
Do you know the rules of this school?
Yes.
Do you know the rules of this school?
Yes.
Do you know the rules of this school?
Yes.
Do you know the rules of this school?
Yes.
One!
A female teacher is not allowed to marry before 30.
Ah!
There's no such rule, is there?
Yes.
Ah!
I know.
You do?
Yes.
Then, one more time.
Yes.
Here I go.
Yes.
One!
Yes.
A female student at Haramoni Girls' Academy is not allowed to wear makeup.
You know that, don't you?
Yes.
Why are you wearing makeup?
Well, I want to be more cute and get married before 30.
You don't need to know what feelings I feel but the rules are rules, so listen
to the rules.
Some great rules.
I will break the rules.
Because all girls want to be a woman.
I want to be a woman.
Then, one more time.
Ah!
Everyone wants to put on make-up, right?
Even this flash.
It's such a thick make-up.
Let's put on make-up.
This lip-like angle.
I'll tear it.
I'll break the rules.
Protect yourself.
Don't say such a thing.
You're wearing thick make-up.
If you touch here, it'll come out, right?
Too much.
I'll break the rules.
The angel's sigh.
Don't break the rules.
The teacher is wearing thick make-up.
It's not good to be honest.
You're beautiful even if you're honest.
Protect the rules and don't put on make-up.
If you don't, you'll break it.
What are you saying, Yuki?
Teacher, I'm sorry.
I'll protect the rules and don't put on make-up.
It's okay if you understand.
I'm sorry.
You're a good girl.
Hello, Morning.
Both teams go to the second half without taking a step.
Let's go.
It's a family visit.
Ms. Nakazawa is here.
Ms. Nakazawa.
Don't say sister.
Ms. Nakazawa.
Hello.
Please put on the zabuton.
Mom.
Put it on your butt.
What?
The zabuton is small, so put it on your butt.
It's usually bigger.
When I see it, it's too big.
The zabuton is small.
It's small.
Put it on your butt.
The zabuton is wrong.
No.
The explanation was funny.
Excuse me.
Teacher, I caught a cold.
Put it on your stomach.
Is it you?
Cute.
I'll give it to you.
I can hear your voice.
Are you okay?
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Excuse me, do you have any itch?
Do you have an itch on your eyebrows?
You did it yourself.
Here you are.
Oh, it's hard. Is it a hammer?
It was my first time to say that.
I'm sorry.
Let's give her a big hand.
You can open your nose when you laugh.
You didn't laugh, but you opened your nose too much.
Oh, no.
Thank you.
Honey butter.
I'm going to eat this.
I'm going to make a gasket.
No.
Let's polish it a little more.
Here you are.
It's lonely to live alone.
I'm going to make some tea.
Isn't the kettle too big?
That's enough.
Isn't the kettle too big to live alone?
Why?
Isn't it too big?
You should be more confident.
It's over if Rika-chan says so.
You think too much.
That's enough.
Today's talent seems to be a daikon actor.
Isn't it amazing?
Here comes the actor.
Good morning.
Daikon?
I like it.
Really?
I like it.
Honey butter.
I filled the gas tank today, so I'm fine.
I'm going to fly.
It's the other way around.
Rika-chan.
I'm glad.
Thank you.
I did my best.
Thank you.
I have one more.
Really?
Really.
I like it.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
Are you a single-minded person?
I'm sorry. I'm nothing.
She's cute.
It's difficult.
Is it manual?
Wait a minute.
I'm going to open it.
Thank you.
Really?
Team Akiko and Team Yui.
10 pieces each.
The winner is Team Akiko and Team Yui.
Yu-chan.
What?
I didn't get anything.
Really?
Kei-chan did it for me.
It's all subtle.
I think so, too.
I'm buried.
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
Why doesn't the princess laugh?
I'll read this.
Princess, please read this.
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
I laughed.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at it.
I have to read them today.
Come in, mushrooms.
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
Mushrooms.
How confident are you today?
I was defeated.
I lost.
Then, please announce the work from the winner.
The work of Uncle Tsumashi.
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
This is...
The work of Yuka Iwano.
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
Who is the statue of Chiba?
pervert
The Princess Who Doesn't Laugh
It's shaking.
It's before the show.
It's a big one.
Goal in.
It's a goal.
I got a little bit of a laugh.
I see.
You who sent us this piece of work
will receive a laugh patch.
This piece of work is by a high school student soccer player.
Facial imitation.
Night view.
Deep breath.
It's different.
It's not the same.
This piece of work is by a high school student soccer player.
My voice comes out when I back my truck.
I'll back my truck.
I'm more amazing.
I'll back my truck.
Wait a minute.
I'll back my truck.
You have that voice, don't you?
Really?
Really.
You who sent us this piece of work
will receive a laugh patch.
I'm glad.
This piece of work is by a high school student soccer player.
I want to hold hands and walk.
I want to hold hands.
What if I dance to that kind of choreography?
I want to hold hands.
I'll back my truck.
Today, Hime will receive a laugh patch.
You will make Hime laugh.
We'll be waiting for you.
Marippa is going to get married?
Marippa is 20 years old.
I don't want to get married.
Don't say that.
Just look at the picture.
He's quite handsome.
His job is a pilot.
His father runs an airline.
He has 500 jumbo jet planes.
When Marippa gets married,
he'll be the wife of a rich president.
If he's the wife of a president,
he'll be able to eat a lot of cucumbers every day.
He'll be able to eat a lot of steak every day.
Steak!
I'll be the wife of a president.
Minimoni is a kappa.
Minimoni?
I'll be the wife of a president.
Marippa,
I'm sure you'll be successful.
That's why I have a special training.
Look at the other person with your eyes closed.
Try it.
Me?
You're good at it.
It's Marippa's turn.
I'm embarrassed.
Let's watch a commercial.
Dad, let's buy that cup.
No, I'll wait for the bonus.
Oh yeah, Maripo!
Kick it! Kick it!
What will you do, Maripo?
I'm so lame!
Hey you!
What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything!
Hey!
What are you making me do?
It's so embarrassing!
Don't make me angry!
Marippa, are you okay?
I'm fine!
Excuse me.
Let me introduce you.
This is Marippa.
Hello!
Are you okay?
This is the pilot, Asao.
Good luck!
Wow!
I love French food.
What about you, Marippa?
Cucumber!
What about you, Marippa?
Salad!
With dressing!
Dressing!
I'll leave it to you two.
Let's get rid of the obstacles.
That's right.
Excuse me.
Thank you for taking care of me.
I'll pour you a drink.
I'm not good at drinking.
No way!
You can't drink the drink I made.
I'm so sad!
I'll have a sip.
I'm so happy!
Just a sip.
Here you are.
Thank you.
Asao?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, Asao?
What's wrong with you?
What? Marippa?
You're 20, but you're not embarrassed to dress like that?
Asao, what's wrong?
I heard you're playing the role of a poor girl.
If you're poor, you must be embarrassed by your sister.
Huh?
You!
If it's just about me, I want to talk about my sister, too!
Stop it!
I'm going to kill you!
Stop it!
Marippa, what's wrong?
Asao!
I don't like this!
Oh!
It's over!
How was it?
To be honest, my sister dumped me.
To be honest, my sister isn't popular.
That's not true.
Yeah, it's just that men don't have eyes for her.
Even if Marippa dies alone,
we'll always be by her side.
Yeah, we won't let her be lonely.
We won't let her be lonely.
Yeah, thank you, everyone.
To be honest, men are trash.
That's right.
To be honest!
That's a good one.
Ayaya, Micky, I'm sick of this!
Hello!
I'm the tropical Micky.
I'm the tropical Ayaya.
We're the Hawaiian girls!
Let's talk about the Hawaiian tourist attractions.
Okay!
How many Hawaiian islands can you name?
I can name as many as I want.
Oahu, Maui, Hawaii,
Karin, Eiffel Tower, and Goma Island.
Huh?
I don't want to! I don't want to!
I don't want to! Hawaii, no!
Speaking of Hawaiian attractions,
what's the most popular one?
White Beach.
I can't name one. I can't. I can't.
Nikiri.
No!
Nikiri has nothing to do with it!
What else? You can see it from White Beach.
Diamond Head.
Everyone in Hawaii is stubborn.
Diamond Head is sturdier than a stone's head.
What are you talking about?
No! No! Hawaii, no!
Speaking of tourist attractions,
Hanauma Bay.
It's a fishing spot for snorkeling.
But when you come here, you'll get hungry.
You'll eat the flowers there.
What about you?
The flowers here are delicious!
No! Hawaii, no!
Speaking of tourist attractions,
Ala Moana Shopping Center is a must-visit place for souvenirs.
It's a huge shopping center.
Aya told me about it.
Did you know?
When you go shopping in Hawaii, you buy things with dollars.
Everyone knows that.
That's why the shopping center is always full!
That's what I wanted to say!
Yes.
No! Hawaii, no!
It's those girls again.
Let's take a look.
Morning Musume.
Roki.
Kansatsu Daisakusen.
These three seem a bit strange.
But soon, many people showed up who were interested.
Good morning!
By the way, do you remember the names and faces of these three?
Kamei, the only second-year student among the three.
Tanaka, born on November 11th, Heisei 1.
Michishige, also born on Heisei 1.
These three are in all the magazines.
I'm surprised that there are people who are interested in them other than me.
I'm a bit surprised.
I wonder where these three got their attention from the reporters.
I'm curious.
I'm sure they'll be observed more carefully than I am.
I'm sure they'll write a lot of articles.
Each magazine will be released around the end of March.
Let's keep it a secret and keep an eye on them.
I'm sure no one noticed, but I've found something.
There are a few, but I'll show you just one today.
The target is Rena Tanaka's hand.
Rock, paper, scissors.
And then, paper.
This time, switch to your right hand.
Rock, paper, scissors.
And finally, paper.
Rock, paper, scissors.
I'm going to change the variation a bit.
I'm going to open my hand and go, paper.
I don't really care.
Now that I think of it,
they've started their dance lessons after the camp.
I wonder if they'll be okay.
That's all.
Today, I'm going to try rapping, baby.
When Charmy was waiting for the bus the other day,
I said, I'll give you a ride.
I got in a handsome car.
After that, the police came and got mad at me.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm so beautiful. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm so bright. I'm a good girl. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Hello, I'm Charmy.
Did you use the keyboard?
It's important to feel good.
I'm holding it and I'm getting excited.
It's not a guitar.
I should have used this.
But I'll use it again next time.
I'm a little embarrassed because I'm not used to the rhythm.
Let's do it.
I haven't introduced you yet.
You're crazy.
Thank you.
Let's open the topic of this week.
Next week's topic
The main movie will be released after Bikini.
The movie Blue Flame will be released on this Saturday, March 15th.
I'm glad.
The main character is Ninomiya's lover.
The role is...
Matsuura Aya, who is in love with the sad murderer Ninomiya.
Is that scary?
I'll emphasize it.
Matsuura Aya is always bright and cute.
There are a lot of sad scenes in this movie.
I think you'll be able to see a different charm from before.
Please watch the movie Blue Flame.
Next is this.
Gomaki Ayaya's musical.
It's you.
It's like you're in it.
Gomaki and Ayaya's original soundtrack version of the musical was released.
It's so fast.
Next is Ken & Mary's Merry Kenko On Stage.
All 10 songs.
Thank you.
Next is Matsuura Aya's musical.
It's Melon Kinenbi.
All 21 songs.
The last stop of this train is Hikigiwa Station.
Charmy, please get off here.
Hello Pro News, please get off here.
The door will close.
Don't rush in.
Nakazawa-san, it's better to rush in.
In many ways.
Departure.
What does that mean?
Cute.
Isn't it different?
It's better to rush in in many ways.
No.
It's better to rush in in many ways.
It's better to rush in in many ways, right?
Yes.
Cute.
I forgive you.
Departure.
The last news.
Melon Marugoto Hachu.
Hachu?
You're pretending to be cute, aren't you?
You shouldn't have done that.
It's not good for adults.
I'll remember that.
You shouldn't do that.
It's the first time.
Hachu Departure.
Melon Marugoto Hachu Departure.
Finally, the first album has been released after 4 years of debut.
Congratulations.
I'm happy.
I've been watching Melon Kinenbi since before debut.
This year's album has been released.
Mom, I'm so happy.
I'll do my best.
I can make it now.
I'll sell 50,000 copies and make my debut.
Alone?
Alone.
Alone?
Thank you.
I don't need 50,000 copies.
We'll do emergency report here.
I'll sell 50,000 copies by myself.
Three of us will do it.
Will you do the eye makeup?
I'll do it.
I don't have the courage to pull out my eye.
Who will be the MVP of this week's Hallomony?
The MVP of this week's Hallomony, chosen by the program,
will be decided by Yaguchi-chan, who is very active in the game,
with a smile on his face!
Here's a present from the program!
A digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos easier than Olympus,
Gamedia C2000,
and a guitar that allows anyone to play guitar with one hand,
Hikaru Guitar EG-EG,
each for one person.
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