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This is Morning Musume's new song, Hatsuhiro!
One, two...
Hyokkori Hyotanjima!
Let's start a fashion war!
Haramonin Winter Collection 2003!
A fashion show that's not isolated!
Everyone, recently...
You may have forgotten, but...
Morning Musume is an idol group, right?
Of course!
It's important to have an idol-like fashion sense, right, Ishikawa-san?
It's important! It's super important!
It's super important!
Right?
Among the members...
Who do you think has the best fashion sense?
Can I pick a teacher?
Oh, Yamaguchi!
Thank you!
Then, who's the worst?
One, two...
NiziU!
Can I be happy about this?
Thank you!
Hello, Morning!
Yeah!
With that look and that look...
A fashion show that's not isolated!
That pumpkin is finally gone!
What a poop!
GOMS will sing their new song in the studio!
A story that's full of tension...
Gotoh-hime is finally broken!
The lovey-dovey Sujippa is excited!
The romantic is unstoppable!
Ayaya!
Mikki!
Kawaii!
Girls!
Hello!
Yay!
Hello!
I'm Tropical!
I'm Mikki!
I'm Tropical Ayaya!
Nice to meet you!
I'm Kawaii!
I'm Mikki!
Let's go again today!
Yes!
Today, I prepared Hawaiian fruit!
First, this is...
Mango!
I know it's mango!
Mango!
Of course, it's mango!
Yay!
Kawaii!
Next is...
Papaya!
If it's papaya, leave it to me.
At home, I always...
Hey, hey!
Mom, do you know where my towel is?
If it's your towel, dad was using it just now.
Huh?
Dad was using my towel?
Papaya!
Huh?
Huh?!
No, no!
Papaya!
No, no!
Papaya!
Aya-san, please be serious.
I'll be serious.
Now, and...
When it comes to papaya...
Pineapple!
It's pineapple!
Pineapple.
Leave it to me.
You're Kei Shimura, right?
Pineapple.
That's pineapple.
I'm Bordeaux-san, 27 years old.
That's wine.
I have a cute butt.
That's pudding!
I'm sweating. I worked hard.
Huh?!
No, no!
Papaya!
No, no!
Papaya!
I can't be with you anymore!
Hey! Aloha!
Drago!
What?!
You're going that far?!
I, Yuuko Nakazawa, will decide on the combination of the themes and the members.
Okay!
I'll announce it now.
Team Iida, first round!
Teacher and student, Iida Takahashi.
Next, Abe team!
President and secretary.
Which one is which?
Music, start!
Entry number 1.
Teacher and student who aren't in a hurry.
Takahashi Ai, who transformed into a serious teacher.
She's wearing a fashionable suit, and she's the target of the students' admiration.
Next.
A big transformation into a beautiful maiden.
Leader, Iida Kaori.
Actually, she's wearing a school uniform with joy.
Please enjoy the precious sailor look that the fans can't get enough of.
Teacher, I like you!
Let's run away together!
Kaori...
Teacher!
Come on!
Let's run away!
Katangoton! Katangoton! Katangoton! Katangoton! Katangoton!
I'm sorry!
By the way, is it okay for you to do this?
You're the leader, aren't you?
You're already 16.
Are you okay, even though you're the leader?
Are you okay?
And what's with the uniform and the boots?
You're a loser!
I understand.
One, two...
Thank you very much!
That was fun!
You're a high school teacher, right?
That's right.
Right?
That's right.
Next.
Entry No. 2.
The president and his secretary who doesn't seem to exist.
First, Asami Konna transforms into the president of Nariki.
Please pay attention to his beard.
What?
Open it.
Get off.
Next is Abunatsumi, the gorgeous secretary.
Two people from Hokkaido transform into a rich man they admire.
Hey.
President.
You have to give me a bonus.
Or I'll kill this dog.
Please protect me.
Go. Go.
You're so weak.
Go.
Thank you very much.
That was good.
Who? Kemeko?
I thought this bag was normal.
I thought so, too.
I'm Kei-chan.
President.
This is hot.
This is the president.
Hello.
How was it, president?
The dog moved as I thought.
It was a little funny.
Thank you very much.
He's a manzai actor.
The winning team in the first round is...
The winning team is...
Team Aru-san.
How was it, president?
I was a little lost.
It was funny.
I lost to the president.
Hi, everybody.
Well, let's sing Hyokkori Hyotanjima of Morning Musume together.
Hyokkori Hyotanjima
Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim through the clouds
Swim, swim, swim, swim, swim
Where are you going, Kyoutan Dreamer?
Where are we going at the same time?
Something is surely waiting for us
On the horizon of the round earth
There will be painful things
There will be sad things
But we won't give up
I don't want to cry, let's laugh
Hyokoryo Danjima, Hyokoryo Danjima, Hyokoryo Danjima
I don't want to cry anymore!
Let's laugh
We are going to sing Hyokkori Hyoutanjima of 2003
We are Morning Musume
Something is waiting for us on the horizon of the earth
There will be painful things and sad things
But we won't give up
If you say something, let's laugh
Hyokkori Hyoutanjima
Until the bus arrives at the Halloween theater.
I wonder if there are any good people.
I can't meet anyone even if I go to school.
Good morning, Ms. Tsukasa Kudo.
Nice to meet you. I'm Tsukasa Kudo.
No way! But you look very similar.
No, I don't.
I told you I don't!
Ouch!
What?
My heart hurts.
I'm going to get a heart injection.
Ouch!
It's not your heart. It's your head.
Good morning.
What's wrong? You don't look well.
I haven't had breakfast. I'm hungry and I can't move.
Ouch!
Takahashi-san, you make a strange sound.
I'm embarrassed.
But you have to have breakfast.
Do you want to have breakfast at the cafe?
Thank you.
You look better. What do you want to eat?
I want to eat Satsuki-Gasa.
What's Satsuki-Gasa?
It looks like a cookie.
I know.
Ouch!
It's been a while.
What are you doing?
I'm working.
What?
My father pays for the food I eat at the cafe.
That's why I'm working.
So you work here?
That's right.
My father is working now.
He earns 300 yen per hour and lives on his own.
Then, I'm going.
I'll catch you.
You don't have a pink apron.
It doesn't look good on you.
Let's eat.
Thank you.
I got a lot of chocolate from you!
I'm so happy!
Wait, but if Kemeko-chan finds out, she'll be mad at me.
What should I do? I have to hide it.
Where is it?
I'll hide it here.
Okay, I'll hide it here.
Kawamocchi-kun!
Kemeko-chan!
Good morning!
We're friends again today!
Yeah!
We're friends again today!
Yeah!
We're friends again today!
But I want to be more in love with you, so I made chocolate!
I'll make it for you.
Really?
I'll open it.
I'll make it for you.
Thank you!
I'll make it for you.
What did you say?
I said it's delicious!
It's delicious, right? I worked hard to make it.
Thank you!
Don't lie to me.
You really don't want it, do you?
Tell me your true feelings.
I don't want to eat chocolate that's so messy.
Tell me.
You're like a child.
You're happy, right?
What is this?
I don't want this kind of chocolate!
You idiot!
Here you go.
What are you talking about?
What is this?
Isn't this what you made for me?
It looks delicious.
Why did it end up here?
Are you okay?
Are you going to give it to me?
Of course.
Then hurry up and eat it.
Eat it.
You eat too much.
I'm going to give it to you.
Hotaru.
Where should dad go for delivery?
I don't know.
Please tell me someone.
No, everyone doesn't know.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
I don't know.
Hotaru.
People in Tokyo don't know anything.
It's no good.
The bus is here.
Please tell me.
I don't know.
Please tell me.
I don't know.
1 plus 1 is...
I don't know.
I was laughed at.
What happened to the child?
Poor thing.
No one knows.
No one really knows.
I'm sorry.
The second round is the success team.
Ishikawa Niigaki.
It's a foreigner who doesn't seem to exist.
Entry number 3.
A foreigner who doesn't seem to exist.
What a strange Chinese figure.
Ishikawa Rika.
She has decided to be sexy.
And this is Niigaki Risa, who is mistaken for Japanese fashion.
It seems that her beard is her favorite.
Bob.
Do you know what Japanese ladies say when they turn 30?
I know.
You know, right?
No.
I know.
Your ears are dirty, right?
No.
It's different.
Are you the one who said that?
That's right.
So what do you say?
Misogi.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
Did you put on makeup?
What's your gender?
The theme is Kaya.
No.
What's your gender?
I'm Bob Sapp.
Next is Yoshizawa and Ogawa.
A couple.
Entry number 4.
A couple who doesn't seem to exist.
They have come to Tokyo.
A couple who can't get along.
Yoshizawa Hitomi and Ogawa Makoto.
What's good about this man?
The secret will be revealed.
Honey.
This girl looks just like you.
She's more beautiful than you.
I fell in love with her.
Congratulations.
Who is it?
It's you.
Let's go home.
You did a good job.
This is...
You did a good job.
What should I do?
Which one is it?
I'm sorry.
I can't decide.
You can't decide?
What is it?
High school girl.
Princess.
There are a lot of works from all over the country to make you laugh.
It's up to these two to make use of these works.
High school girls.
Don't push me.
I'm full.
I have no legs.
I tried to express the feelings of Enoki trees.
Mushrooms, write with your heart.
Yes.
Yoshiyasu Haraguchi's work.
Gotou-maki.
Ten years later.
What is it?
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared
I'll give you this big laughing stock
A work of Mr. Tappuru
YARUKI IT EASY
It's OK, I'm sure it's OK
It's really OK
It's OK, I'm sure it's OK
It's really OK?
It's OK, I'm sure it's OK
Hey, hey
A work of Mr. YASUNORI HASHIMOTO
I enlarged the toothpick he sent me
A work of Mr. YASUNORI HASHIMOTO
I enlarged the toothpick he sent me
A work of Mr. YASUNORI HASHIMOTO
Each person, Yaguchi Mari
Yoshitsuna Hitomi
I'm tired
I'm laughing but Hime, Hime
Big laughing stock
Boo Boo
Hime, you want to do it a bit, right?
It's different for each person
Hime version
It's scary
A scream
Hime, you're amazing
To the person who sent the story, a mushroom badge is a present
I don't need it
To the person who wants it, please send the story to us
I'm waiting
Morning Musume.'s 6th member observation plan
What they will do and get out of it
These three people who can't predict at all
Today is the reunion of the impression with that person
Training camp for the initial audition
Not only dance
Natsu teacher who taught me the common sense of the world
However, the last thing he said was...
If you pass, let's shake hands.
The three girls chosen by Morning Musume.
Will it be a touching reunion?
The promise of shaking hands if you pass.
Congratulations.
You can do it.
A touching reunion where they cry and hug each other.
It didn't work out.
Her reaction is weak.
It's like a touching reunion.
It's not a touching reunion.
A reunion is a reunion.
Are they really touched?
In their hearts.
They don't express their feelings.
They are secretly moved in their hearts.
What did they think of their first concert?
It was cool.
I wanted to be there.
The enthusiasm of the fans was amazing.
I wanted to dance as soon as I saw them.
My body was moving.
I wanted to dance on the stage as soon as possible.
I like Takahashi Ai.
But I don't like anyone but Niigata.
She stands out.
I'm embarrassed.
They don't express their feelings.
They look energetic.
What's going on?
It's the third round.
Entry No. 5.
Doctor and Nurse.
Dr. Ivon.
It's still a long way from the Black Jack.
Next is Pink Bunny's sexy nurse, Mari Yaguchi.
With a healing heart, I'll make you melo-melo again today.
Kai-kun!
Ready, set...
Cha-cha-cha!
Nice butt!
Cha-cha-cha!
Nice butt!
I'll start the oboe.
Mesu.
Hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai, hai!
Thank you!
All right, it's decided!
What was that?
I'm scared.
Can this be aired?
Yeah, I can do it.
Director Shinya Yamamoto.
Who? Who?
The last is Tsuji Yasuda.
She is a pilot and a stewardess.
Entry No.6
She is a pilot and a stewardess.
Suspicious.
Too suspicious.
Pilot Tsuji.
For some reason, she is wearing a thief's beard.
Can she protect the safety of the passengers?
Next,
She is a stewardess whom I really wanted to meet.
Today,
Now,
Even at this time,
I, Yasuda, wanted to transform into a good woman.
Kyoko, I like you.
Stop it.
Stop it here.
Stop it.
That's enough.
Thank you very much.
What is the point?
The point is...
Who?
I'm Tsuji.
I'm Yasuda.
It was fun.
Thank you very much.
The winning team of the third round is...
Team Asahi.
I thought I won.
Me, too.
What?
What's the reason?
Look at the reason.
You're cute.
No, I'm not.
I didn't have it.
So, this time,
the fashion showdown is
Abe's team.
Abe's team won.
The showdown is over.
How was it?
It was fun.
It was a fashion showdown
of Haramuni Winter Collection
2003.
Do you
know about love?
Yes.
It happened last spring.
It's a big deal.
I love you.
I hate you.
I love you.
I hate you.
I love you.
I'd hate.
You must have eaten something bad?
You might have eaten something bad?
No.
That day,
many girls
were wearing
dresses for a fashion showdown.
That day,
many girls
were wearing
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni?
Kappa and Watanabe!
Kappa and Koi's Boogie Train
What?
Are you in love with me?
I'm in love with you.
What?
I love you.
I hate you.
My heart aches.
When you fall in love, your heart aches with a painful feeling.
And when you think about the person you love, you feel dazed, remember them, and smile.
Really?
You're smiling.
It's my first time.
She was nervous.
She was nervous, but for some reason, she smiled.
It's funny.
By the way, what kind of person is he?
Who is he?
I don't know.
He's a frog.
A frog?
Did you attack me?
I'm embarrassed.
You should confess your love.
How do you confess your love?
For example, write a love letter.
I can do it.
Let me see.
To Kero-kun.
I like you more than yakisoba, yakiniku, shabu- shabu, and squid rice.
Hey!
It's dangerous.
Kero-kun, it's dangerous.
You should confess your love to Kero-kun.
That's right.
It's my feeling.
But if I get dumped...
I'll attack with confidence!
I'll support everyone!
I'll go!
I'll do my best!
I'm back, Kero.
How was it?
What?
What do you mean?
I got dumped.
It's my first love.
It's my first heartbreak.
It's my youth!
What did he say?
He said he hates peppers, carrots, and eggplants.
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at eating eggplants.
Everyone thinks so.
Tsujippa!
It's okay. I love you.
I love you, too.
Thank you, everyone.
It's late. Let's go home.
Let's go home.
But you're acting weird again today!
What?
Kero...
Sujippa? Sujippa?
What's wrong this time?
Kappa Kodo is cool, but...
What?
I like you.
I hate you.
I like you.
I hate you.
Hey, Sujippa!
Oh, my youth!
I've fallen in love.
I'm dying.
Even when I wake up...
What's up today, meow?
Meow.
One, two...
One, two, three, four.
Recently, I've been in the way of society.
If I make a poster, I'll be stolen.
If I do it three times, people will flood.
If I walk around the city, there will be a traffic jam.
I'm always sorry, everyone.
Because I'm...
Charmy.
I wonder if I did too much today.
Everyone watching TV, forgive me.
Hello, I'm Charmy.
You were excited, weren't you?
Yes, I felt good.
Did you feel good?
Yes, it was the best.
Was it the best?
Did you feel like, thank you, everyone, for me?
Yes.
I felt like there were so many people over there.
You seem to be in a good mood, so let's go.
Shall we go?
This week's topic is...
Momusu's new song is a cover of that famous song?
This is the first single of Morning Musume.'s 2003, released on the 19th.
It's a cover of a nostalgic anime song.
Did you know?
How many years ago was it? I don't remember.
Is it real-time?
I don't think so.
Yasuda-san, did you know?
Don't make me do things like that.
She's actually older than me.
It's a psychological thing.
I'm saying it in a mental way, but it's not like that.
Let's go to the next topic.
Yes, let's go.
A strange soundtrack release.
What is it?
This is a bit...
I don't know.
When I see something round, I want to play with it.
Is it a cat today?
It's cute.
Last week, it was a love story.
This week, it's a mini-moni movie.
It's a strange adventure.
It's cute.
It's like a mini-moni.
It's a cheerful song.
Please don't catch the cat skin.
Come on.
Meow.
It's cute.
There are more sets for Lovely.
Is that so?
It's a corner where you can enjoy it every week.
I see.
That's right.
It's cute.
Let's go to the next news.
It's moving.
It's cute.
It's really cute.
Can I go to the next news?
Go ahead.
It's cute.
This time, it's a live video.
This time, it was held on November 16th and 17th last year.
It's a live video of Nakano Sun Plaza.
It's a live video.
It's amazing.
It's a lot of fun.
Lovely, are you in the video?
I'm in the video.
It's cute.
Hey.
It's cute.
Matsuura Aya-chan.
Matsuura Aya-chan's news isn't over yet, is it?
I haven't heard it at all.
There are more than 20 songs including the trailer and DVD.
There are a lot of behind-the-scenes videos.
Please look forward to it.
Yes.
That's all for this week.
Wait a minute.
Ishikawa-san.
No, it's not like that.
If a cat comes, will you say it's cute?
It's the movement and speech of the person who wears it, isn't it?
Then, let me lick it.
You don't have to lick it.
It's a cat-like thing.
I'll wear a cat, too.
It's cute.
As a girl, I like Takahashi Ai.
I like Ishikawa-san.
I said it.
I like girls who don't forget their girlishness.
I'm lovely, too.
You're lovely.
It's cute.
It's okay.
I like it.
It's cute.
We'll reveal the news after this.
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First of all, the application form.
If you're a minor, you'll need to get a new car.
And a photo of your face and your whole body from the front.
And a cassette or MD with your favorite song.
Please fill out the form and apply.
Only those who pass the first paper examination will be notified of the second interview.
You can't return documents or photos.
The deadline is February 28th.
Here's the address and contact information.
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Here's a present from the program.
A digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos.
And a guitar that allows anyone to play the guitar.
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