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High School Laugh-o-Mari!
Ano-Ni Nihon Series
The Little Day of Raising a Go-Baki Sparrow
It's about time to walk.
Alright.
Ai-chan, let's practice walking today.
It's not working.
Alright, how about this?
Come here.
That toy is not working.
It's not working.
It's not working?
That's strange.
I'll go find something else.
See you.
I'm pretty bad at this.
How should I put it?
I pushed the doorbell of someone else's house and ran away.
And I did it five times in a row.
It's not working.
I heard you're practicing how to walk.
Do you want me to teach you?
Please.
Alright, let's start with this.
This is how you walk.
There's also this.
Watch closely.
Do you get it?
Good girl.
This is a blood donation service.
It's special.
What are you doing?
You're always in my way.
You stupid crow!
Stupid?
What's wrong with you?
You stupid crow!
What are you doing?
You stupid crow!
What are you doing?
I can't do it.
You stupid crow!
She's walking.
It's true.
That's strange.
She's walking.
That's amazing.
We're useless.
The exciting time battle.
Measure your speed.
The Harumoni Endurance Test.
Today, we're going to work on a 1 minute 1 second schedule.
As entertainers, it's important to manage your time.
Let's see who has the best endurance.
We have a stopwatch.
Please measure your speed.
Team Iida, please press the stop button when you think it's 10 seconds.
Please close your eyes.
Start!
The music seems to be deceiving us.
Can you stop counting next to me?
I stopped it.
Time's up!
I closed my eyes and thought about it.
But you said 1, 2 next to me, so I couldn't figure it out.
You're disqualified.
Here's the result.
Takahashi, who got 9.8 seconds, is the team captain.
Today, we have to lead the team.
Right, Captain Takahashi?
I'm so nervous.
You're not nervous, are you, Captain Takahashi?
Next is Abe's team.
Ready, start!
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
To be continued.
Isn't it good?
What?
I made a mistake!
Thank you!
Ah, it's not working at all!
Um, I made a mistake, but it's 10.7 seconds.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's 13.3 seconds.
This time, the flow of time is slow.
The result is this.
Is 10.07 seconds her own record?
Captain Kago is a little anxious.
Captain Kago.
Yes, sir.
I'm Hanamaru.
Hello, Morning!
Yeah!
The new corner starts.
Let's make everyone laugh.
The point of the current situation is,
why is the rain falling on the celebrities?
It's like a crab's flowery road.
Finally, this day,
Hello, Pro News Caster changes.
The first round is
Bring it on! Fishing for 30 seconds!
The members who are on the same team
will be asked how much they can catch in 30 seconds.
However, the captain's physical strength is required to measure 30 seconds.
The difference in physical strength will greatly affect the outcome.
Ready, start!
It's not quiet.
Where is this?
Oh, I see.
85, 87, 87, 87, 87,
I think I put it on the back of my head.
30 seconds.
My head is stretching.
I think it's okay to put it on the back of my head.
16, 16, 15,
Oh, this is the shoulder.
It's not the shoulder.
Finish!
Stop!
Let's see how many seconds it is.
It's okay.
Great!
The leader is amazing!
Captain Takahashi,
With a record of 29 seconds of fine play,
24 points.
Are you ready, everyone?
You look like you're making a plan.
It's plan B.
Then, let's start with plan B.
Ready, start!
Kei, are you running?
18,
23,
24,
25,
26,
27,
28,
29,
30,
31,
It's over!
How many seconds is it?
5,
4,
You're good!
28 seconds.
Let's count the points.
Did plan B succeed?
Team Takahashi got 26 points.
The first round,
Team Captain Kago won!
The second round,
One Minute Harmonium won!
The captain will end the team's medley in just one minute.
However, the second and fourth people have a different topic, not a song.
The point of the game is how to send a message to the members with just a gesture.
Let's start the game.
One day, I met Kuma-san in the forest.
I met Kuma-san on the way to the Hanasakumori.
It's so plain.
What's this?
I found it!
Go!
It bloomed! It bloomed!
The tulip flowers are in full bloom!
The red, white, and yellow flowers are beautiful, too!
Wait a minute.
The captain is rolling out.
What?
He's rolling out?
What's the captain doing?
Oh, no!
The old man's watch is the oldest watch in the world.
The old man's watch has been moving for six years.
The old man's watch has been five years old.
The old man's watch is not moving now.
What should I do?
Yuji also started to have a good feeling from the middle
Really? How much?
How is it?
Our team
You said you don't need the last E
Did I extend the E too much?
I'm sorry
It was this much
I'm sorry
I just had a good feeling
I'm sorry
So, the team of Captain Pumpkin is disqualified
It's a pity
The singing voice that had a good feeling again
I can't move because of the E
Let's start the game
Let's play the game
It doesn't matter if you sing well or not
What are you worried about?
It doesn't matter at all
No way
Oh no
Go!
Wait a minute
Leave it to me
Wait a minute
Turn around
Let's see
Wait a minute
Ishikawa-san's attack
Sorry!
Wait, wait, wait!
You can't do that!
I didn't have a chance to attack
Wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait!
I was worried about you!
So, Captain Takahashi wins!
Wait, wait, wait!
After this, all the members will show their true colors!
In 2 minutes, the number 1 Haradokei Musume girl will be decided!
The afternoon of the Halloween theater, Momomas
Oh my, Yasuda-san
Why are you looking at the flyers so seriously?
Oh my, this supermarket's tofu is 1 yen cheaper
I have to go buy it
Good morning!
Did you see that?
I changed my hair!
Does it suit me?
I think it's better than blonde
Ah, I see!
Well, it suits me, right?
Look in the mirror, look in the mirror, look in the mirror, who is the cutest mom in the world?
It's Ishikawa-san!
Wow! Thank you!
Ishikawa-san, you just said it yourself, didn't you?
You're such an idiot!
What?
You're an idiot!
Hey, hey, more importantly, at the third supermarket, tofu is cheap!
Would you like to go with me later?
How much is it?
It's 1 yen, 1 yen! If you buy 2, it's 2 yen, right? If you buy 3, it's 3 yen cheaper!
That's right, but...
Let's go!
Yasuda-san, you've changed a lot, haven't you?
Is that so, Ishikawa-san?
I think so!
Why am I so cute?
Um, that's not what I mean.
You're talking about how Yasuda-san has changed, right?
Ah, that's right, Yasuda-san, right?
That's right.
Last time, you didn't talk about how supermarkets are cheap at all.
What's wrong? Why are you suddenly talking about 1 yen, 2 yen?
I've thought about it.
You know, Shirogane-se suddenly became misogynistic, didn't she?
Shirogane-se, the rich girl, had a problem with her husband's business.
She even had trouble with toilet paper.
If you're going to be so misogynistic,
I think you should value 1 yen, 2 yen like Abe- san.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Right, Ishikawa-san?
I think so.
Why am I so cute?
You again!
Listen to what I'm saying!
I'm sorry.
I don't want to be like that Shirogane-se.
That's right. I wonder what that Shirogane-se is up to now.
That's right.
She's Ryu's Shirogane-se.
She's not misogynistic.
She's just as rich as always, isn't she?
After that, my husband's business was a huge success.
But now, I have so much money left over.
I have so much money left over.
I don't know what to do.
Ma'am?
Yes?
I'm sorry about the other day.
I'll double the amount of toilet paper.
If it's not enough, let me know.
That's how cheap I am.
Oh, I forgot to order.
You're rich again.
I'm jealous.
I'm not jealous.
Rather than being like that,
I think it's better to live a good life like Abe- san.
That's right.
By the way, what did Abe-san do?
He's not here yet.
Maybe he's shopping at the supermarket.
I'm not going to the supermarket anymore.
Abe-san?
What's going on?
Do you want to order?
Go ahead.
Abe-san.
It's 1 yen cheaper to buy tofu at the supermarket next door.
1 yen?
What do you mean by 1 yen?
I've never seen 1 yen.
It's what commoners use.
That's right.
Ma'am, you're right.
That's right.
Has Abe-san changed?
He used to be a good person.
Let's call the waitress.
Wait a minute.
What?
I wanted to try it once.
Waitress.
Ma'am, you're so good.
The way you use your wrist is like...
You're so good.
Ma'am, thank you for your compliment.
What did she say?
Have you decided what to order?
I'll have an orange juice.
Yes, ma'am.
I'll have an iced lemon tea.
Yes, ma'am.
I'd like to order this, too.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Can you pass this first?
I'll give you a chip.
A chip?
Here you go.
Is it not enough?
No.
Is this enough?
Here you go.
Thank you.
Ma'am, it's not enough.
Is that so?
I don't know what's going on.
Abe-san.
You seem to be rich recently.
What's the matter?
My husband made a lot of money.
I don't have to worry about money anymore.
That's strange.
I'm jealous of the fact that I have a lot of money.
Wait a minute, ma'am.
What's a chip?
I've never seen a chip in my life.
That's right.
That's strange.
Ma'am.
I have something to tell you.
Who is it?
I'm Takahashi, who was hired by your wife yesterday.
I'm sorry.
I hired a lot of maids.
It takes time to remember your name.
What's the matter?
My husband made a big mistake in the stock market today.
He lost everything.
What?
Wait a minute, ma'am.
What's the matter?
Give me back the chip.
What is it?
I don't want to.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute.
No.
I'm sorry.
This is what the common people are like.
Hello, Morning.
In the third round, you can eat as much as you want for two minutes.
The members will eat the menus on the table in a relay format.
When the captain thinks it's just two minutes, press the button and it's over.
If both teams clear the time, the game ends with the amount they eat.
Are you looking forward to it?
Let's get started.
Please eat as much as you can.
Let's get started.
Start.
10 seconds.
3, 2, 1.
It's slow.
9, 10.
15.
I'm sorry.
It's too slow.
Next.
Be careful.
I'm sorry.
It's stuck.
It's too late.
It's red.
I'm sorry.
I haven't eaten yet.
Eat.
I'm sorry.
Hurry up!
I'm scared!
Just one bite.
I'm scared!
No!
OK, OK, OK, OK!
I'm scared!
It's fine to just have one bite, right?
Go!
I'm scared.
Mix it up!
There's more!
There's more?
What flavor is this?
How is it?
To be continued!
I pressed the button at the right time.
I don't have more than 2.
You don't?
Maybe everyone ate more.
Let's see the time.
I ate 2.
Why? Where did you get the time?
You said you would answer in 15 seconds.
That's too early.
15 seconds?
But if you add up all of them, it's not 2 minutes.
Let's add up 15 seconds and calculate the distance.
I see.
That's not good.
Team Takahashi.
The 2nd runner, Tsuji-chan's Shabu-shabu ruined their pace.
Team Captain Kako, get ready.
Start!
It's quiet.
Kei-chan panicked.
That's right.
Can I say the count?
Can I say it?
14.
25.
25?
It's okay.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30.
Why do you put your hand on your waist?
Why?
Yoshi, why?
We still have time.
Yes.
It's okay.
Let's see the time.
It's 1m51s.
The winner is Captain Kago-chan!
That was fun!
What's wrong with you?
The winner is Captain Kago-chan!
Minimoni was a kappa.
Minimoni?
Kappa and Kappamoni!
Ganimoni vs. Kappamoni
Today, Chijippa has a pin job.
It's time for Kappamoni to sell roses.
What kind of job do you want to do?
I want to be a princess.
I want to be a princess in a drama.
What about you?
I want to be a model.
Model?
How is it?
I want to be a model and a model.
How about you?
I want to be a movie star.
What?
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
Don't make fun of me because I'm small.
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
Kappamoni is strange.
I'm sorry.
Chijippa!
Kappamoni!
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
It's time to eat.
We don't have Chijippa today.
Let's eat cucumber.
Let's eat.
See you later.
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
I don't want you to notice me.
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
I'm going home.
Kappamoni vs. Chijippa
It's true.
You are late.
Who are you?
We are Kappamoni.
You are Omame and Konno.
What are you doing?
I'm Kappamoni and Konno.
We are Zarigani.
Shut up!
Let's eat.
Konno, come here.
Let's eat.
You surprised me.
You are the same as when you were surprised.
They are scary.
You are stupid.
You are not stupid.
What are you doing here?
We are here to eat Kappamoni.
Next week, we will eat Zarigani.
What?
What is the meaning of this?
Next week.
Aibo-chan!
The rules are simple.
Rock-paper-scissors.
With the voice of Aibonbon, take a Pagoda-chan pose.
If you take the same pose as the winner, you lose.
There are three Pagoda-chan poses.
The team that wins two wins.
Kappa and Zarigani, which of the two will the goddess of victory smile at?
Pagoda-chan VS Zarigani
Do your best, Pagoda-chan.
Don't lose, Zarigani.
Let's start.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Aibonbon.
Amazing, as expected of the I-BON game
The second round is
Rika-chan VS Konkani
Let's go
Start
Rock-paper-scissors
I-BON-BON
Yeah
I won
Konkani won
I swear I'll come again, Zani!
It's fine now.
Bye-bye
Bye-bye.
Ready, go!
I'm going to get it!
Ready, go!
What's that?
It's a crab.
A crab?
Seriously?
I don't want it!
It's so good.
Haramoninu!
Once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess in Haramoniland.
But the princess had never laughed before.
So, to make the princess laugh,
Haramoninu decided to gather the stories from all over the country.
And the two swordsmen will present the stories to the princess.
Will the princess laugh at the stories and the performance of the two swordsmen?
Here we go!
Go, princess!
Princess!
Where did the princess go?
I'm going to be late.
Princess!
Princess, this way, please.
How are you feeling today?
The same as always.
Princess, you're going to laugh today.
As we announced in the program, we received a lot of stories from all over the country.
And the two swordsmen will present the stories.
Come on, swordsmen!
Calm down.
Today, we're going to make the princess laugh.
Yes, ma'am!
OK.
Let's get started.
Satsuki Hiratsuka's work.
It's a masterpiece.
Hanageno Anne.
Akageno Anne.
Hanageno Anne.
Akageno Anne.
Hanageno Anne.
It's still going to be a long way to go, isn't it?
The work of Hiroshi Kato
Please imagine
Yuko Nakazawa, who is serving in town
No way!
I'm a little irritated
The work of Yusaku Seki
Please imagine
The work of Kemeko Hanakara
This is...
Wait a minute!
This is it!
To the person who sent us the story,
this is great!
This mushroom badge is a present!
Let's go!
Princess, do you want it?
I want it!
Ryouko Shimaki's work
Antonio Inoki
1, 2, 3, 4
4 times!
4 times?
No, it's 3 times!
How is it?
You can't do that!
You'll get hit!
Ryouko Shimaki's work
Antonio Inoki part 2
Everyone!
How are you?
Ryouko Shimaki's work
What is this?
Can I clap my hands?
I'm clapping my hands, but I'm not laughing.
You're not laughing.
Yabuchi-san and Yoshizawa-san's work.
Gotomaki.
Yabuchi-san and Yoshizawa-san's work.
It's subtle.
I'm laughing a little.
I'm laughing.
Let's laugh a little.
Hime, what was funny?
Were you watching yourself?
The name Gotomaki came out.
I was expecting what would come.
It was a little funny that it was only there.
If you send me the story now, I'll give you this mushroom badge.
I'm jealous.
Everyone watching TV, please send the story to this address.
Thanks to you, Hime is laughing twice today.
We look forward to the story that will lead Hime to laughter.
Where is Xiaomi?
I've finally come this far.
Today is my biggest chance!
I'm sorry, Mr. Charmy, but I'll take this seat.
Hey!
I'm the second-in-command of Hello! Pro-News, Lovely Takahashi!
And the person who recommended me last week,
this wonderful person,
Ms. Yuko Nakazawa!
When will she change?
I was worried, but I was looking forward to it!
Lately, Lovely Takahashi has been doing her best.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
You look fresh!
You look different than usual.
Nice to meet you.
Ms. Nakazawa, did you cut your bangs?
Yes, I did.
It's cute.
I did.
I'm serious.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Go ahead.
I'll tell you about this week's topic.
AYAYA's DNA is going to be released!
AYAYA's DNA is going to be released on the 16th of this month
as a supporting role in a drama called Kuchidrama.
AYAYA's DNA is going to be released on the 16th of this month as a supporting role in a drama called Kuchidrama.
You look fresh.
I'm trying to fix it.
You can't, can you?
AYAYA's role is
a normal, bright middle school student,
but when a lot of things happen,
she solves them.
It's a very mysterious and cool role.
She's the same age as me.
Is that so?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
But I think you're very attractive.
Is that so?
The hat looks good on you.
The design has changed.
You look good as a caster.
Who is it?
Is it Risa?
Who is it?
Is it Asami?
I'll do my best.
I'll do my best in the musical, too.
Who is it?
It's not a big deal.
There was a face in the dressing room, so I thought someone was going to wear it.
I was wondering what it was, but it's okay.
Is that so?
Then I don't have anything to talk about today.
Is that so?
That's right.
Well, it's the first time.
Yes.
Wait a minute.
It's long, it's long.
Shall we fall?
What?
Play with the rabbit more.
There's no time to play.
Rabbit.
What?
Show me.
Someone.
You know, right?
Rabbit?
What is it?
It's a rabbit.
What is it?
It's a rabbit.
Rabbit.
It's a rabbit.
Doesn't it look like a rabbit?
It's a rabbit.
I didn't call a rabbit today.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
All right.
What?
It's like this.
How long have you been sitting?
I'm taking a lot of pictures, so make a cute face now.
Would you like to vote again?
Oh, good.
I don't want to.
What?
What do you think?
I want to sit there.
It's hot.
I can't speak.
It's hard to see in front of me.
I can't get out for a moment.
I don't want that.
I'm looking forward to this corner.
I can only take this corner once every week for two weeks.
But I thought about singing for this corner.
I thought it would go well today.
This is the only way I can live.
All right, go ahead.
It's cute.
That kind of modesty is important.
Is it okay?
I have no choice but to get it warm.
Then I'll put it here.
I think it only suits love.
Then I'll wear this hat.
Yes.
It's nice to have a balanced relationship.
It's charming.
I'm back.
It's hot.
I'll study and come back here.
Okay.
All right.
It's a challenge.
This school is not very powerful.
All right.
Let's fight at that time.
You're here.
Say something strong.
I'm still growing up.
Let's come here and fight at that time.
All right.
That's what I want.
What's wrong with you?
The winning team can eat as much as they want for one minute.
Start.
I can't eat.
I'll put it in.
It looks delicious.
What are you doing?
Let's play with pumpkin cake.
It's red.
I understand how you feel.
It's been a while since I've been here.
It's delicious.
I'm shocked that the losing team is so strong.
What's wrong with you?
You wanted to eat that cake.
Are you okay?
I want to eat pumpkin cake.
Hurry up.
It's delicious.
It was a time trial.
The two teams are out.
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