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From today in 2003, Haramoni is...
1 hour!
Congratulations!
Happy New Year!
Kako-chan, don't show your face!
Ah, here it is!
Happy New Year!
This year, we and the show, TOMODOMO,
We look forward to working with you!
You know, it was 30 minutes at first.
That's right!
Then it became 45 minutes.
That's amazing!
It's all thanks to you!
You look like an old lady.
Don't call me an old lady.
Ah, sorry.
Hello, Morning!
The first episode of the new year's plan!
A live performance at the Haramoni Ogeri!
A lot of people came to the bar!
Today's Haramoni theater is the best!
This year, Kappa and Cheruby are going their own way!
Everybody!
And we have a gift from the show!
After this, the New Year's plan begins!
Let's start the Ogeri special!
Haramoni Japan Series
Gomatsu Suzume no Kosodate Nikki
Happy New Year!
I hope this year will be a good year, too, Ai- chan!
Right?
By the way, this year is the year of the sparrow.
It's too early for the year to pass.
Chunchun!
Chunchunchunchunchun!
Huh?
Chun!
Chikakuchun!
Ahaha!
Yukichichun!
Okay, okay!
I have a proper New Year's gift for you!
Chun!
Here's your New Year's gift!
Chun!
Here's your New Year's gift!
Chunchun!
Give me a New Year's gift, too!
Chunchunchunchun!
What the heck is this?
Chunchunchun!
It's obvious!
You don't have to give me that!
Here!
I'm going to hug my cute son!
When did you become a son?
No way!
Chunchun!
Do you really want a New Year's gift that much?
Give me a New Year's gift, Chunchun!
I want it, Chunchun!
You want it that much?
Chunchun!
It can't be helped.
Chunchun!
It can't be helped.
Then I'll give it to you!
This is the real New Year's gift!
Huh?
Here!
Ah!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Do you know how heavy this is?
It hurts!
Don't get in my way this year!
Why is the New Year's gift so heavy?
One more!
You're a good boy, Mesa.
You're right!
I'm going to hug my cute son!
Come and watch the story of Ega and Konyudan!
New Year's gift special!
Today, we're going to have a New Year's gift special!
Are you ready?
Yes!
This time, it's an individual match!
Everyone, do your best!
And please carry the futon!
Let's start with Haramone's 2003 3-letter poem!
The first topic is this year's Etonichi, so we'll have a sheep make a 3-letter poem.
Okay!
You're fast, Ishikawa!
I'm Ishikawa Rika.
Hi!
Hindayoku!
Tsu!
Tsutsumashiku!
Ji!
Jitsunikawaii!
For Rika-chan...
By any chance...
Tsu or Ishikawa?
Jishinkajo?
Nice!
By any chance...
Tsumari sore tte...
Jealousy kashira?
Hiyakasuna!
Tsurupage-jiisan!
Hierune...
Tsumetaikitakaze...
Juu...
Thank you!
Please give her a point!
I'm jealous of that topic!
Thank you!
Kei-chan!
Hitorigoto...
Tsuitsui fueru...
Jiki misoji no Nakazawa Yuka
Shut up!
It's not good!
It's good!
I can't hear the joke!
It's really good!
Thank you!
Yoshii!
Kii!
You're dating Yasuda Kei!
I can't boast about it!
Isn't it weird?
I'm sleepy!
Isn't it weird?
I'm sleepy!
Tsui-chan!
For lunch...
I want to eat tsukune!
I really want to eat it!
Let's give her a point!
Yes, Ishikawa!
I'm cute like a princess!
Tsumari sore tte...
Self-satisfaction!
Yes!
Don't treat Ishikawa-san like that!
What?
Don't treat her like that!
I told you to shut up!
You're in my way!
Good job, Yoshii!
Good job!
One point!
Good job!
Wait a minute!
Why?
Minamijo Movie
Otojya Daibouken
Milpa!
Until the bus arrives at the Haramoni Theater
New Year's Special
Happy New Year!
I smell something delicious...
To be continued...
This year is the year of the sheep.
It's the first year of the year, Tawamochi-kun!
Happy New Year!
I got the New Year's money!
I got 100 yen! I'm so happy!
It's just my imagination.
This is the smell of Tawamochi-kun!
Aromatherapy!
Something is strange.
I feel like someone is here.
It's dangerous.
I really hit here.
Wait a minute.
I feel like someone is watching me.
What is this?
Hello.
Love.
No!
I feel like someone is watching me.
I will definitely get married this year.
Happy New Year!
Sousan 3!
2003 is a meaningful year!
This time, it's New Year's Sousan Akemome!
Let's do a special joke.
Here we go.
You wait here.
Hey, Osechi.
What is it, Takuagi?
Do you know the drink you drink in Japan on New Year's?
I don't know. Tell me.
You really don't know? That's bad.
I know, I know. It's Otoso, right?
Idiot. It's not Otoso.
The drink you drink in a shrine in Japan is a shrine ale.
Shrine ale.
Hi!
Tensei.
What?
I forgot something.
What is it?
This? It's called a lucky bag.
Oh, a lucky bag.
Lucky bag.
Oh, a lucky bag.
I finally understand.
It's sold for 10,000 yen.
Inside, there are clothes and shoes worth 30,000 yen.
That's amazing.
It was on sale on New Year's, so I bought it.
I can't wait to see what's inside.
Let's take a look.
I don't want to.
Let's take a look.
I don't want to.
Let's take a look.
What is it?
Stop it.
What's inside?
There's something good inside.
Let me take a look.
Miso?
30?
Oh, sensei.
This looks good on you.
Sensei.
And what is it?
Oh, this is expensive.
This is...
Miso tea?
Sensei.
That's a good thing.
You bought a lucky bag.
I didn't know what was inside.
Is that so?
Sensei, I'm scared again this year.
Sensei, I'm single again this year.
This is annoying.
I don't know why I bought so many things.
Be quiet.
Excuse me.
Shizuka Kudou.
That's not me.
I'm not Shizuka Kudou.
You look alike.
No, I don't.
You look alike.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Yes, you do.
No, I don't.
Shizuka Kudou.
No, I don't.
You look alike.
This town is weird.
It's a cat.
Grandma!
What?
What's wrong?
It's okay.
I looked closely.
You have more wrinkles than me.
Ouch!
You have more wrinkles than me.
What are you talking about?
It's Kawaguchi-kun's.
You look alike.
What?
You look alike.
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
Why did you make a mistake?
You don't look alike at all.
That's right.
You look cuter than me.
Who?
Happy New Year.
You look alike.
Hey, you.
You look like a weird elementary school student.
You.
Who?
You.
You're the only one.
You're the only one who looks like a morning girl.
Me?
You're the only one.
This guy.
He's been following me around like a stalker.
A stalker?
I'm a stalker.
My phone.
I finally found you, Kawaguchi-kun.
I'm scared.
Time's up.
I can't do this, Kawaguchi-kun.
I can't do this.
I'm going to break up with Komare-san.
I can't do this.
I can't.
You're going to divorce your dad, right?
Hey.
Don't say weird things.
Don't get close to Kawaguchi-kun.
What are you?
Can I say something I've always wanted to say?
What is it?
Say it.
I'm going out with you in private.
Right.
I went to your house the other day.
I was hungry.
Right.
You made scrambled eggs for me.
Right.
I'm grateful that you made it.
I did it with a lot of eggs.
I'm a chicken.
I was surprised.
What?
Did you watch too many videos of yourself at home?
How narcissistic are you?
I was surprised.
You only show me your videos.
Right.
What?
I've always hated your face.
What did you say?
I've always hated your eyes.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
I hate you.
I hate your eyes.
You're a drinker.
I hate your face.
I hate your eyes.
I hate you.
That's not right.
Really?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
Let's have Kawamochi decide the order.
Let's do that.
Kawamochi.
What?
Which one do you want?
I want to be with the same person.
I want to see the same face.
It's the same.
Right.
The same Kemeko.
No.
The same Kemeko.
What?
I don't know.
Which one?
I don't care.
You don't care.
I don't care.
I lost.
Please vote for me.
Please.
I don't know.
I saw your underwear.
I saw something.
You're a man.
I haven't heard that for a long time.
You're right.
What's wrong with you?
Don't make a mistake.
It's your birthday.
I'm scared.
It's your birthday.
I'm scared.
It hurts.
Don't do that.
I'm scared.
Wait.
I can't give it to you.
I can't.
I can't give it to you.
I'll protect you.
Thank you.
I have to find a new partner.
Mom.
What?
Mom.
I can hear you.
Mom.
Takahashi.
What's wrong?
I lost my sheep.
What?
You lost your sheep?
Yes.
I bought a sheep this year.
That's great.
The sheep ran away.
Yes.
Where is it?
I found it.
Hotaru.
I caught the sheep.
Thank you.
Hotaru.
You're a good girl.
I'm Takahashi Ai.
Hotaru.
I have something to tell you.
My dad has a crooked mouth.
Let's go.
My dad went to take a bath.
Take care.
Isn't that Yukiko Oba-chan?
Yukiko Oba-chan?
You're taking a bath together?
Congratulations.
This year...
I can get married this year.
Oh!
Wait a minute. This town is strange.
I think that's Ishikawa-san.
I wonder what happened.
Ah, Happy New Year.
Humans are sad.
Ishikawa-san.
What's wrong with you?
What's with that scarf?
I...
suddenly became a tempura.
Eh?
You don't have to worry about that at all, right?
No!
It's okay.
I can't live like this anymore.
I can't live like this.
You!
Don't cry!
You!
Don't!
Hahaha
Man- tadpole
It's my loss
I am Hazardous
They defended me
I have to live
And you are defeated
Hehehehehehehe
I got it!
Boing, boing, boing!
It's a squid!
Boing, boing!
I won't lose again this year!
You should all go to the hospital.
The bus is here.
I'm so full.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Stay away. Stay away.
No, no, no, no.
Why are you so close?
Come and see the story of Eiga and the Boys!
The next topic is the two-frame manga, Haramonin!
The next topic is the story of a manga.
The first one is about a child who is happy to get a New Year's egg.
But for some reason, the child is crying inside.
Please answer the reason in an interesting way.
Here's your New Year's egg.
Thank you.
Wow, it's a raw egg.
It's a New Year's egg.
Please give me one.
Here you are.
Here you are, Yaguchi.
I have a present for you.
Wow, wow!
Mom, I can't buy anything with dollars.
Here's your New Year's egg.
Wow, it's a New Year's egg from Uncle Kemezo.
How much is it this year?
Oh, this is 1,000 yen.
What's this? Uncle Kemezo's face is printed on it.
Uncle Kemezo.
Sei-chan, you're going to be like this again this year.
I feel like I'm going to regret it if I don't say it.
Here I go.
Here's your money.
Wow, it's money, money.
Money!
Congratulations!
It's natural.
I won!
Here's your Morning Musumen.'s trading card in exchange for the New Year's egg.
Wow, it's Ishikawa Rika.
I lost.
Excuse me, can I say the right thing?
I was going to say it, but I couldn't.
Can I say the right thing?
Go ahead.
Here's your Morning Musumen.'s trading card in exchange for the New Year's egg.
Wow, it's natural.
Correct!
The next question is...
It's a big deal!
I'm a police officer at a police station.
Please run to the police station and say,
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
Then I'll ask you,
What's wrong?
Please answer in a funny or funny way.
Okay, let's move on to the next question.
Are you ready?
There are a lot of questions.
Which one should I start with?
Let's start with Rieki.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
What's wrong?
Yaguchi-san didn't come out of the box.
That's a big deal.
I think it's possible.
Can I get in?
I think so.
Kaorin.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
I dropped something.
It's small and hard to find.
It's called Yaguchi.
Don't drop it.
It's a cute story.
But it's a Yaguchi story, so I'll give you the first one.
Yaguchi-san.
Yes, Yaguchi-san.
Here we go.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
What's wrong?
Yui-chan is involved in Yakuza.
It's funny.
It's good.
The staff is laughing.
It's good.
Then, I'll give you one.
I did it!
It's impossible.
Kaho.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
What's wrong?
Nakazawa-san will be miso soup.
That's a big deal.
I'll give you two.
I did it!
It's a big deal.
Because it's a fact.
Then, I'll give you 10.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
What's wrong?
Changmin Ishikawa's identity was Ishikawa-san.
It's a big deal.
It means that she is a relative.
She is a relative.
I'll give you this.
I'll definitely give you this.
Then, Yaguchi-san, please laugh.
I don't mean you should laugh.
Here we go.
It's a big deal! It's a big deal!
What's wrong?
From today, we will have an hour of Hellomani.
It's good.
I did it!
It's good.
I can give you three
That's a lot
Please give me one
Did you use it?
Let's go
It's hard
What's wrong?
My legs are numb
It's the limit
It's really the limit
I know
I'll give you one, so let go
Give me
It's hard
What's wrong?
Everyone fell down because of my beauty
Next
It's hard
What's wrong?
Kemi-chan's socks are upside down
You found it
Everyone noticed
Before the show, everyone said
Kemi-chan's socks are upside down
The next topic is
Let's release a new book
Everyone is the publisher's
Advertisement
Please say the name of the author
and the title of the new book
Ishikawa
Charmy Ishikawa-san wrote
Charmy's beauty
Next
Kei-chan
Yoshizawa Yuko-san wrote
I want to get married
Please give me one
Yoshida Kei-san wrote
2003
This year's cute swimsuit
I want to see
Next
Yoshizawa Kebako-san wrote
Horumonyaki
Kaori
Niigaki Risa-san wrote
The important role of eyebrows
Cute
Please give me one
I hate Christmas
Take two
Kei-chan
Yasuda Kei-san wrote
All of me
Wait
I don't want it
Dango's contents
I'll give you one
Yu-chan wrote
Yuko is a Doberman
Do you know there is a book like this?
It's Satchel
Stop it
Wait
It's annoying
Take it
Niigaki Risa-san wrote
Forehead and beanstalk
I'll give you one
Finally, Shinshu Horumonyo Ogiri
Opened
In the top prize
The leader who got the button
Yoshizawa
In the second prize
Yoshizawa
In the third prize
Ishikawa
How was Ogiri?
It was fun
It was better than last time
Everyone did their best
Next time
Please give us more interesting contents
That's all
It was Shinshu Horumonyo Ogiri
Do you know Kappa's New Year's song?
This year
I hope I can eat a lot
This year
I hope I can get out of poverty
This year
I hope I can eat a lot of cucumbers
This year
I hope I can beat Bob Sapp
This year
I'm waiting for the challenge
Minimuni was Kappa
Minimuni
Kappa's New Year's song
It's good to eat sushi but Kappa too?
Happy New Year
I'll do my best this year
I'll do my best
Maripa
I have something I want
What?
New Year's
I don't have
What?
New Year's
I got it
In the future
But
I'm poor
New Year's
I only have one
In the future
Kappa and Mikappa
I'll represent here
It hurts
You're slow
It's cheating
Kappa and Mikappa
Thank you
But you can't show me your face
I got it
I can't help it
I'll do it like New Year's
Kappa and Mikappa
I'm here
The youth Kappa
The youth Kappa Hide and Seek
I'll be the host
I'm Marimonta
To protect the Kappa's future
To make a bright tomorrow
Marimonta is here
I'm Sugalampa
Bring the host
First, the top batter is Mikappa
I'm Mikappa!
Hello
What are you going to do?
I'm going to do a flash fire
I'm going to do a flash fire with Mikappa
Put it on yourself
Flash fire
I did it! Flash fire!
To be continued
18 points! Congratulations!
Thank you!
Next up is a magic show!
That's cute.
There's a delicious looking juice here.
I don't have to do anything to get this juice.
Really?
Really.
Come help me next time.
How have you been?
Have a seat.
There's another one here.
I wonder what it's like.
Here we go.
One, two, three.
Wow!
It's so good.
One more.
Hey!
You just drank it!
You have a lot of power.
It's totally different.
Come back here.
How many points did you get?
10 points!
Please go home.
Go home.
The last one is a sujippa!
She's going to show us a hidden game.
Here we go.
Are you ready?
What are you ready for?
Three, two, one.
Go!
Wow!
Oh my god!
It's a sujippa!
Put it back!
Is this a kappa?
It's a hidden game.
Hey!
It's a sujippa!
I'll take this one.
Hey!
It's a hidden game!
Put it back!
This year is going to be a good year.
Next week
Don't miss the gifts from Rare Goods!
Rare Goods
From Charmy
With love
Hello New is where you raised me
Hello New is where I grew up
That's right
If it wasn't for Hello New
I wouldn't have existed in this world
Tears
To all the staff who raised me
To you who loves me
Oops
Don't forget
That person
That's right
The sinful woman
Yuko Nakazawa
Thank you!
Everybody!
Thank you!
Thank you for you!
By Charmy
Hello New fans!
Thank you!
I'll do my best this year as well.
I'm Chayami Shikawa.
I'm Yuko Nakazawa from Kyoto.
Thank you very much.
I look forward to working with you again this year.
Did you write the lyrics?
Of course, I wrote the lyrics.
I thought it was your handwriting.
It's my handwriting.
So I was surprised.
What do you mean?
I was surprised that you were so talented.
The theme is cool and sexy.
So I'm going to attack you this year.
Do whatever you want.
Then, let's introduce the latest news about Hello! Project this year.
The topic is...
The first episode of Hello! Project.
It's an hour from this year.
It's been an hour, so we have enough time.
We're going to have new segments.
Please look forward to it.
It's a very subtle explanation.
It's the first time for us to notice that this is a new segment.
So please look forward to it.
If it's an hour, we can have 20 minutes.
We can talk with Nakazawa.
We haven't seen him recently.
I'd like to talk with him in this segment.
I'm happy.
Really?
Thank you. Please broadcast this.
If we notice it, we can have 20 minutes.
We don't need other segments.
Let's have an hour.
I hope so.
Let's do our best.
Next is this.
Mayumi Natsu dances with a pen.
Mayumi Natsu published a book.
A book?
This is it.
It's called You Can Do It.
It's cool.
It's about the members of Morning Musume.
If you work hard, you can change.
It's in this book.
What does it say?
I'm looking forward to reading it.
We have to go to the bookstore.
Yes.
10 points.
What are you doing?
Next is Granbatman.
Granbatman.
You can't do it.
Why can't you do it?
One more time.
10 points.
You can't do it.
Look.
This is how you do it.
Ishikawa-san, you can do it.
I can, but I don't like the skirt.
That's why you can't do it.
What can you do with a skirt?
You have to raise your legs.
10 points.
Granbatman.
What is that?
You can't do it.
It's scary.
Who is it?
She dances.
If she gets angry, she'll be over the standard.
It's been an hour.
It's been 2003.
I'm always shaking.
It's time to change generations.
I think it's getting better.
Let's do our best.
I'm looking forward to next week.
Don't worry.
It's okay.
This is the last news.
A gift from Koinu-dan.
A special bag for 1 million people.
10 people will be selected and we'll give them the goods.
The address is here.
I don't regret it.
I don't regret today's recording.
I did my best.
Let's do our best.
It's cute.
Good job.
I'm looking forward to next week.
Please look forward to next week.
I change my lips everyday
There are lots of children
Ahead of us
Watch over us
Next, the day you take on the role
is announced in the Halloween segment
High school
LAUGH Princess
A big reward for making the laughing princess laugh!
A one-shot gag, a joke, a picture, anything is fine!
Of course, there is a reward for laughing!
Please lend me your power!
Here is a present from the program!
A digital camera that can take beautiful pictures easier than Olympus!
Gamedia C2 Zoom!
And from Nihon Samus, you can enjoy DVDs and videos in one unit!
A new G-code connection combo!
A present for each person!
Apply at this email address.