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Cool!
Crystal!
Dan! Dan!
From now on, we will start the trial of Hello! Morning in 2002.
I'm the judge, Zaiko Nakazawa. Nice to meet you.
And here are the guests, 12 Morning Musume members.
Nice to meet you.
This might be the first time for us to start like this.
It's scary.
It feels weird.
Everyone, are you ready?
Hello! Morning!
This time, the girls who are too excited will be judged.
Charmy shows her song in the studio.
Are you serious?
Finally, Kappa's past is revealed.
We can't watch it without tears.
Yosui's hard investigation.
I want to be cuddled.
After this, we will expose the bad things that happened this year.
Hello! Japanese Series. The story of the five- legged sparrow.
It's time to go to preventive care.
Aichun, let's go to the hospital.
Let's go to the doctor.
Let's go.
Today, we came to Aichun's preventive care.
You are just a mean crow.
What are you talking about?
You can see it by looking at this outfit.
Chan!
You are the old lady, right?
That's right.
Aichun, everyone's favorite curry rice.
Please line up in a row.
I'm a doctor.
It's boring.
I also have a doctor's license.
I'm a doctor.
Well, that's fine.
Let's go to preventive care.
Are you okay?
Leave it to me.
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
Aren't you a fake?
This is anesthesia.
If you pretend to give this to Aichun and stab her, she will collapse.
Are you okay?
Leave it to me.
Aichun, let out your wings.
No.
You are a good girl.
No.
It's okay.
No.
You have to get an injection.
Wait, I quit.
Why?
It's dangerous.
That's not true.
I quit.
I'm in time.
I fell asleep.
It was dangerous.
I was about to fall asleep.
You!
You always come to bother me.
You are a pervert.
Please come to watch the story of this movie.
If you press the guilty button, you will be punished.
I'm scared.
I haven't heard the punishment.
I haven't heard it at all.
No.
Are you okay?
I'm a little scared today.
I don't have CO2, so I know it's not CO2.
I don't have a balloon.
Is there a punishment that hasn't appeared in the past?
I'm nervous.
Let's start.
The first statement.
Defendant Kago Ai.
What is a defendant?
Naoto.
You are doing something bad to someone.
I'm scared.
Do you swear to Haramon to tell the truth?
Maybe.
There is no such word.
Do you swear?
I swear.
Here is the statement.
I'm scared.
Who is it?
The plaintiff is Mari Yaguchi.
Every time Mari Yaguchi sneezes,
Defendant Kago Ai laughs and says,
It's the same reaction every time.
I was deeply hurt.
I will sue you for defamation.
Is this true?
Of course it's true.
Please tell me what you regret.
I sneezed.
There was air in my mouth.
I sneezed.
I was told by my boyfriend.
It's like a pug.
It's a pug.
I don't think Kago Ai regrets it.
Here is the judgment.
Please decide whether the defendant is guilty or not.
I'm scared.
What is it?
Here is the statement.
That's great!
What's the meaning of this child?
Kaguai, Musai.
Pagu is a cute dog.
The next accusation is...
The defendant,
Hitomi Yoshizawa.
It's a fairy!
What is it?
Hitomi Yoshizawa.
Yes.
Do you swear that you won't tell a lie?
I don't swear.
I swear.
Let's begin.
The defendant is...
Natsumi Abe and Nozomi Tsuji.
The defendant, Hitomi Yoshizawa.
She ate the tofu that we put in the refrigerator.
She ate it all.
I'll sue you for poisoning.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Recently...
In the cooler box...
That's right.
It was for two people.
We bought it for two people and put it in the refrigerator.
We didn't write our names on it.
We usually put it in the refrigerator.
But we didn't write our names on it.
That's right.
I said,
If you start talking like that, I'll forget that you're at work for a moment.
Mr. Yoshida, what do you think?
I didn't know at all.
Then?
I just ate the lucky tofu anjan.
I'm sorry.
Oh, you're reflecting on yourself.
Then it's a verdict.
What's that on your right hand?
Please press the switch.
It's a tie!
If possible, Mr. Yoshida, please treat us to tofu next time.
Yes, I will.
I'll buy it at the convenience store.
Which do you prefer, momento or kinnu?
Mr. Yoshida's eyes are innocent.
Now is the season of lucky tofu.
Let's move on.
Next is the defendant, Natsumi Abe.
I wanted to get in here.
I'm scared.
Then it's a verdict.
The defendant is Marisa Yaguchi.
When I'm shopping at the convenience store,
Natsumi Abe puts something strange in my basket.
I'm a red-handed person.
I'm very embarrassed.
I'm going to sue you for defamation and fraud.
Ms. Abe, do you remember?
Yes, I do.
She puts a sticker of Sanpei at the convenience store.
Why does she put a sticker of Sanpei at the convenience store?
She puts a sticker of Sanpei in a person's basket.
I'm very embarrassed.
I've done it to a lot of people.
I like to surprise people with socks for ordinary men.
You don't regret it?
I don't think it's a big deal.
I think so.
I put a sticker in a person's basket.
Let's move on to the verdict.
Please decide whether you are innocent or not.
Is it black?
What is it?
It's a nostalgic spray.
I don't like it.
But it's fun.
It's a punishment.
Please go back to your seat.
What is it made of?
Don't commit a crime again.
Please go back to your seat.
I'm sorry.
Don't avoid it.
I'm sorry.
It's a new punishment.
Please go back to your seat.
It's a new punishment.
It seems that I was told before.
It's suspicious, isn't it?
I didn't say it.
What do you think?
Everyone, stop fighting!
Children go to the same kindergarten.
Let's get along with everyone.
Well, that's right.
That's right.
Let's get along as usual.
That's right.
Then, please order.
Please.
Welcome.
Let's get along.
That's right.
Have you decided on your order?
I'd like a hot coffee.
Me too.
I'd like a hot coffee.
Me too.
I'd like a lemon tea.
Me too.
Waiter.
I'd like to have this cup.
When I drink tea,
I decide whether to drink it hot or cold.
I don't have a cup.
I can't help it.
It's expensive, so don't break it.
She's imitating it perfectly.
Hey.
Isn't the picture changed again?
What is it?
What's the name of this picture?
She has a beard.
She has a great beard.
I'd like to touch her beard.
She's rubbing her beard.
It's a little rude.
She's worried.
It's quickening.
She's getting faster.
It's getting more bright red all the time.
I'd like this picture,
I think so.
I think the same.
That's what I think.
Is it?
Well.
This is out of control.
What does she mean?
Does she want to teach Mr. Yoshida?
Don't amend that picture without permission.
Hey, let's sit down for a bit.
No, no.
I'll leave it to you.
Hey, give me your hand.
Please, give me your hand.
I'm counting on you.
Thank you.
By the way, do you want some gum?
You got me.
I'll give it to you.
What are you two doing?
No, no, no.
I'm sorry.
Let's draw a picture.
Yeah.
That's interesting.
What do you think?
It's not the usual castle.
It's a dream of my husband.
What are you doing?
It's been a long time.
What would you like to order?
Well...
I'd like to have a lemon tea.
I'd like a hot coffee.
Well, I'm sorry.
I'd like to have this cup.
This is my cup.
When I drink tea, I say,
I say,
Excuse me.
Wait.
I have a...
order...
for you.
There are a lot of strange people in this store.
That's right.
Oh, right.
You were selling a cup of Onoritake, right?
Yes.
Do you like Onoritake cups?
Yes.
I like foreign cups,
but I also like
Japanese cups.
That's right.
Foreign cups
and Japanese cups
are expensive,
but when you use good cups,
you feel rich.
It's good for you.
That's right.
I'm
rich, too.
Oh.
Excuse me.
When I was wiping the cup,
the pattern
disappeared.
It's a fake.
What is it?
It's a fake.
I don't like it.
That's not true.
This is a new color.
Stupid face
I don't like it.
I'll buy this again.
It's really good.
Thank you.
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I'll appear again.
Help me!
I can't find my sword!
You guys were playing without noticing!
This is important!
I can't find my sword!
You can't!
I can't take this anymore!
I can't prepare my meal!
They are kissing!
Don't make noise near my house!
I'm sorry.
Minimuni was a kappa.
Minimuni?
Kappa and Kappamini!
Sports shoes and mother.
There is a sports day at school.
It's amazing.
I was chosen as the representative player of the class.
It's amazing!
What's wrong?
Actually, I want new sports shoes.
It's a luxury.
In our house, we wear a sagari.
That's why I'm wearing a sagari.
Wow!
I'm so happy!
Tsujipa.
You can wear my shoes.
But what about my sagari?
Your sagari is naked.
Thank you.
I'll wear these shoes and do my best tomorrow.
It's a beautiful brotherhood.
I feel good.
You are a parent and child.
You are like a mother.
What?
You are like a mother?
You may not remember because you are small.
But you are like a mother.
What kind of person is a mother?
Mother and daughter.
Mother is a fisherman.
Mother and daughter.
I'm back!
It's cold.
You may get sick.
Are you drinking again?
You don't work.
Do you want to drink too?
You!
You will be fined again.
Shut up!
I'm afraid of being fined.
Who are you?
You will be fined.
You!
I'm Dami.
Father?
You are...
Shut up!
Get out of the way!
I didn't know there was money in a place like this.
I'll take it.
Don't come back.
Goodbye.
You idiot!
Mom!
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That's why.
I want to see my mom.
Anyway, tomorrow's sports day.
I'm going to do my best.
It's late, so I'm going to bed.
Good night.
I'm going to bed.
Maripa.
This.
What is this?
This is my secret weapon.
I'll buy you a new pair of shoes.
Actually.
Me too.
Great.
Here you go.
I want you to run in new shoes.
Maripa.
If we put the three of us together, we can buy it.
Then put this under the pillow of Maripa.
Let's surprise her when she wakes up tomorrow.
OK.
Good night.
What?
Sujippa is not here.
I don't have any money.
I think she went to buy shoes.
I see.
I'm back.
Sujippa.
What happened to that cucumber?
Santa left the money at the entrance of the village.
So I bought the cucumber.
That money.
Why didn't you buy shoes?
Only Sujippa can wear shoes.
But we can eat cucumbers.
I'm scared.
Yes.
Santa left the money at the entrance of the village.
So Sujippa bought it.
Let's eat together.
OK.
Brother.
Mother.
The three sisters are poor but good girls.
Why did you take a big one?
Sujippa took a big one.
But we can eat it.
Hey.
We just praised you.
Even if the size of the cucumber is different,
you have to be considerate.
OK.
I'll give a big cucumber to Sujippa.
You smiled.
No.
OK.
I'll give it to Sujippa.
You gave it to Sujippa.
You won.
You are the winner.
Four.
I got it.
Good luck, Kappa Yosumai.
You have tomorrow.
Is 22.5mm OK?
It's small.
It would be better if it was 5mm.
5mm.
It's a pity.
Is it OK to say such a thing?
Happy.
Cheer for Charmy.
Part 1.
Part 2.
Charmy is a famous idol caster in the street.
I finally got to this position.
I can't give up so easily.
I'm looking forward to this day every week.
I'm Charmy.
I'm Yuko Nakatawa.
I'm a genius.
I was nervous when I did Hello! Project for the first time.
I'm looking forward to today.
Let's open the topic.
Minimoni Santa's Christmas.
This is the first picture book of Minimoni.
It's so cute.
Each character is so cute.
Leave it to Minimoni.
Minimoni is the main character of this novel.
It's a fantasy novel about Minimoni fighting against the enemy.
The title is Pucchi.
The content is squid.
The third part of Pucchi's Best will be released this Wednesday.
It's a full version of the CM song of Morning Musume.'s Pucchi.
The fourth part of Pucchi's Best will be released this Wednesday.
It's a full version of the CM song of Morning Musume.'s Pucchi.
The fifth part of Pucchi's Best will be released this Wednesday.
It's a full version of the CM song of Morning Musume.'s Pucchi.
The fifth part of Pucchi's Best will be released this Wednesday.
It's a full version of the CM song of Morning Musume.'s Pucchi.
I'm sorry, I was looking at you.
Lovely, you've been doing well lately.
Leave it to me.
You've been doing well lately, haven't you?
Ah, hello.
Actually, little by little, Chayami-san...
What's wrong, Chayami-san?
It's fine, Chayami-san.
Chayami-san, you were doing well in the opening, too.
It's fine.
But lately, Lovely has been doing better.
Do you know how it feels to be sandwiched between these two?
Between these two.
You're not listening, are you?
I'll do it.
I'll do it until Chayami-san does it.
Nice!
I'd like to tell you the next news.
What is it?
I'd like to tell you the next news.
You know, the idol news...
Ah, I forgot.
It's almost over.
Why are you so serious?
Because I'm in love with Lovely.
But before that, I brought you up properly.
Ah, I get it. If I can see Chayami-san's dance here, I might like it more.
Will there be a sound?
I've been training for this day.
Can you give me a little more sound?
This time, I'm going to do a sexy dance.
I'm going to do a sexy dance.
There are so many DVDs and VHSs
The new album is out!
Hello! Project's new album?
Many members of Hello! Project are covered by foreign artists in English
You can listen to songs you don't know
It's a new feeling
I'm not good at looking down like this
Please listen to it
See you next week!
Bye!
You're not energetic
Bye!
I was comforted by my Tokyo juniors
I feel sorry for them
It's okay
It's okay, right?
It's okay
Let's do it again this week
Yes
That's all for Hello! Project!
Good job!
Hey!
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