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It's because I only do it in Hello! Moni!
I'm sorry!
Why are you crying, Kei-chan?
I'm going to do something I only do in Hello! Moni!
Let's do our best with the annual project!
The 3rd Hello! Moni! Imitation Battle!
It's easy to understand.
I tried it last year, but it was a project once a year.
It's my first time.
I think so, too.
There are a lot of people who are doing it for the first time.
Me, too.
I'm doing it for the first time, too.
That's good.
I don't have an image that I don't have a role model.
I don't have one.
I didn't write the script.
I want to see Nakazawa-senpai's role model!
I want to see! I want to see!
Stop it!
You guys are more like demons.
What are you doing?
You can't do anything.
Here?
Because there's nothing I can do.
You can do it, Yuu-chan!
I'm going.
Wait a minute! I don't need this!
Let's go!
Wait a minute! I'm really scared.
It's an impersonation.
Go ahead!
I'm En-kun.
It's embarrassing, but it's embarrassing.
Hello, Morning!
The first impersonation battle of the year!
The first studio live with 12 people!
Yasudai Monoma, aiming for Shirogane-zu.
Harappu in Chicago.
I won't lose to the poor!
New member audition decided!
What is the point of passing?
After this, a little earlier.
Hello! Pro News!
Don't be irritated this time!
When I walk through the town
Everyone looks back at me
When I think of something
It's this beauty
Charmy, did you do it?
I'm Charmy!
And this week's commentator is...
The former Miss Kyoto, this person!
I'm surprised
This program is hard from the start
Why are you singing now?
Please enjoy it and go home
I'll do my best
This week's topic is...
The first and last Morning Musume?
That's right, the 16th single
Here I Am will be released on October 30th
A song that will blow your mind
Maybe this single will be the first and last new single for 12 people
I heard that you can meet Ishikawa-san
Yes, I'm here
So plain?
I'm here!
Which one is it?
I'm curious about Yasuda-san
What kind of person is he?
Yasuda-san?
Hey yo! It's dance!
I'm the best! I'm so cool!
I'm the princess of the dance world, Takahashi!
Check it out!
Hey brother!
When Miss Yasuda calls a member
Hi! Nice to meet you!
I always use it because I want to use it to learn English
I want you to stop using it
That's what I was shouting
I sometimes watch it on TV
But I don't understand this segment
I'm trying to figure it out
Don't worry about it
Can we meet again?
Let's get drunk
Thank you
Let's move on to the next news
Hello! Trance Remix by Hello! Trance
Morning Musume, TANPOP, Ichimoni, Minimoni, Oto, Maki
They will be released as Trance music
Remix, mix, Okonomiyaki
It means that it was born deliciously
Don't force it
I'm not forcing it
I'm sorry to say this, but
Are you going to dance?
I'm wondering what kind of dance you're going to do
I want to see
Actually, I've been listening to Trance music for a long time
I sometimes dance alone at home
I want to see it
Do you dance?
I always dance like this at home
Like this
What is that?
When I think about how to enjoy it
I just shake my butt
That's enough
Is that okay?
That's enough
That's all for this week
Good-bye
Is that popular?
Next year, I'll go with this
Good-bye
Next week, everyone will start the impromptu dance battle
The third impromptu dance battle
It's a competition between Mina and Abe
First, these two little monsters will battle
Please
The third impromptu dance battle
My darling, don't get in my way
Ran-chan
The winner will be chosen by her favorite character
The character that appeared in Sen and Chihiro's Kamikakushi
You just laughed
I didn't?
You
Can you play the piano?
Hurry
What should I do?
I want to win both of them
But everyone said it's similar, so I'll go with Tsuji
Next, the competition is fierce
First, Yoshizawa
Next, the second round
The second round is Yoshizawa-san and Anpanman's Ano Character
There's a little more
I can read the background music
Shokupanman-sama
The eyes are Dokin-chan
Shokupanman-sama
This is Anpanman
Baikinman
This is Baikinman
Next, Ishikawa-san's final weapon, Sakamoto-chan
Sakamoto-chan
Sakamoto-chan, long time no see, how are you?
How are you?
Sakamoto-chan, how are you?
Sakamoto-chan
You worked hard
Sakamoto-chan
The team is very good
You're surprised
I'm a little different today
I feel like I'm one step ahead of the next stage
I'm a little frustrated, what should I do?
The second round is Ishikawa-san
Ishikawa-san
A new strong new meta, coming up
Is it okay to do this?
Ishikawa-san
Let's go forward
Hey!
Yeah!
Open up the wings of magic
I'm here
Now scream out loud
Yeah!
Hey!
Break free
Break through yourself
Hey!
Wow wow wow
I'm burning up like sand
Wow wow wow wow wow
Wow wow wow
Shining lonely boy and girl
Lonely boy and girl
Come on say again
Wow wow wow
Shining lonely boy and girl
Wow wow wow wow wow
Everyone, let's go!
Everybody, let's go!
TO BE CONTINUED
Bye-bye, man!
I'm not sure if I can do it...
I'm not sure if I can do it... but I'll do my best!
The third round is a battle between these two.
Yasuda is challenging her pretty Haruko.
On the other hand, Yaguchi is imitating Mika Nakashima's singing.
The result is that Yasuda wins, and the Abe team gets 1 point.
Next is these two.
First is Niigata.
Until now, I...
If she doesn't imitate at all, this person will lose.
I've seen it before, and I'm really sorry.
It's boring.
Niigata, that was boring.
On the other hand, Ogawa, who broke with great courage.
I'm Ogawa.
Here you go.
The third round is a battle between these two.
Yasuda is challenging her pretty Haruko.
My dad might not be able to do it anymore.
Yasuda is challenging her pretty Haruko.
It's similar.
I thought it was Irohiko.
It's good.
That was a little scary.
It was good to imitate her.
It's good.
You did your best.
It's similar.
You did your best.
It's similar.
Ogawa, Ogawa.
Ishikawa, who will appear after this,
has an amazing hidden ball.
Harumonu Theater
Hirusagari no Momona Tachi
Oh, Yasuda.
You look happy today.
Yasuda is challenging her pretty Haruko.
Oh, no one has come yet.
It's a diamond.
I bought a diamond.
I wonder if anyone will come soon.
I did it.
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
I did it again.
No one is here.
Good morning.
I wonder what day it is today.
Hey, Ame-san.
Hey.
That's right.
Toilet paper is...
10,000 yen is cheap!
I have to buy it.
It's fun.
I wonder if anyone will come soon.
Yoshizawa-san, Nishikawa-san.
Sit down quickly.
What's the matter?
You look like you're going to have a hard time today.
That's not true.
Yoshizawa-san, show me your finger.
Oh, no.
Why did you notice?
It's okay.
Show me quickly.
Take a good look at it.
Wow.
It's not that big of a deal.
Wow, wow.
This red nail.
I don't have a red nail.
Why don't you know?
Wow, that's a great finger.
Oh, no.
It's not that big of a deal.
It's a diamond.
What?
Diamond?
Oh, no.
How much is it?
It doesn't matter.
It's 200,000 yen.
Wow, 200,000 yen?
I'll buy a lot of onions.
The original price is about 1 million yen.
The company went bankrupt.
He said 200,000 yen would be fine.
Wait a minute.
Isn't that a fraud?
It's not like that.
It's about 500 yen a month.
It's a fake.
It's rude.
Oh, no.
Hey, hey.
I just noticed.
Isn't that famous painting over there?
Let's take a look.
Wow, I know this.
That's it.
It's a punk scream.
No, it's not.
It's a monk's scream.
No, it's not.
It's a monk's scream.
Mom, don't you know?
This is a painting of a monk's scream.
It was a monk.
Did he look like this?
It's not like that.
It's a monk's scream.
Let's go.
It's not like that.
Let's go.
It's not like that.
Let's talk.
Let's order.
Wait a minute.
That girl again.
Have you decided on your order?
I told you before.
You shouldn't be rude to customers.
Apologize.
I'm sorry.
Why?
What are you doing?
Chinese food is boring.
I'm bored.
I'll have a coffee.
I'll have a cafe au lait.
I'll have a lemon tea.
I'd like four of these.
What?
I'll have four of these.
Will you go home with me?
You shouldn't be rude to customers.
Stop sending e-mails.
You shouldn't send e-mails.
Boss.
Be quiet.
May I help you?
I'm the manager, Oscar Lee.
What is it?
You shouldn't be rude to customers.
I'll repeat your order.
I'll have one Americano.
I'll have two cafe au laits.
I'll have one lemon tea.
Thank you.
What's wrong with you?
I'll deliver your order.
Thank you.
Take your time.
Thank you.
Do you know what it is?
It's a strange color.
Excuse me.
It's like a kindergarten.
Isn't it strange?
It's strange.
It smells good.
Look.
It's Shiro.
He's holding the ring.
You're right.
I wouldn't lose if I had the ring on my finger.
Abeno said the same thing.
I'm sorry.
Ma'am.
How have you been?
Oh, the staff here is always so nice.
You're so cute. Thank you.
You're welcome.
We're always grateful for your service.
So cute.
Have you decided on your order?
Yes, I'd like a coffee mandala,
eggs and ham,
and a sandwich, please.
Yes, ma'am.
You're so cute.
Stop it!
It's a phone call.
Yes, yes, yes.
Oh, it's from the jewelry store.
Thank you for your hard work.
What's the matter?
Oh, you got a nice diamond.
How much is it?
One million yen?
That's cheap. I'll take it.
What?
What is it?
Recently, the company went bankrupt because it was a one-million-yen diamond.
There's a fraud that says it's okay to give it to you for 200,000 yen.
Well, there's no one who's caught in such a fraud right now.
What?
What's the original price of that diamond?
Five hundred yen?
Five hundred?
I haven't seen five hundred yen in a long time.
Of course, I'll pay you in cash.
Please deliver it to my house.
Thank you. I'll take the chip, too.
Thank you.
See you.
I wonder if there's anyone like that in this world.
Oh, there you are.
Five hundred yen.
It might look expensive to some people.
Oh, my.
I'm always sorry for you.
Let's go to the supermarket together.
Let's go to the supermarket.
Yeah, let's go to the supermarket.
It's a good morning.
Let's be careful about the good stories in the world.
Now, the fourth round of the climbing battle.
The box is one-legged.
It's an orangutan. Here you go.
On the other hand, the leader had a tremendous technique.
I'm so jealous of the birth of a child.
He's a very happy person. Here you go.
Good evening. I'm Kokomi.
What's wrong with you?
Good evening.
You two look so much alike.
Good evening. I'm Kano Shizuka.
You two have similar faces and hair styles.
I'm scared.
You two look so much alike.
You two have similar faces and hair styles.
I'm sorry, Orangutan.
I'm Iida.
The final round is between the two of them.
First of all, Captain Abe.
I'm looking forward to it.
Why am I so excited?
The final battle.
Captain Abe is here.
I'm Eiji Bando. Here you go.
It's a voice imitation, so don't look too much.
Please close your eyes and listen.
I'm Eiji Bando.
Wait a minute.
Don't look yet!
That was amazing!
I was so surprised!
The face of Ogawa and Kaori!
Kaori is scary!
Ishikawa from Saito Castle is secretly training!
I challenge Ryudo Uzaki from Saito Castle!
Go ahead!
What's up?
What's up, Rika-chan?
Did something happen?
I've seen you a little while ago, but I don't know if it was a year ago.
A long-haired woman?
There are a lot here.
I'm sorry.
Talk to me.
Ryudo Uzaki
What's your relationship with that girl?
Shake!
Rika-chan, you're like a father!
You're like a father!
I practiced with my father for this day.
Really?
The timing of the lines was perfect.
I practiced with my father.
Ishikawa-san, did you write something on your palm?
What are you writing?
Is it for this day?
I practiced with my father.
I did my best!
It can't be helped.
The final winner is Ishikawa-san!
Ishikawa-san won!
Next week
We are the four Kappa.
We are the five Kappa.
We are not ordinary people.
I wasn't kicked.
Let's go!
Four ordinary girls formed an ordinary idol unit.
They became very popular.
The only thing that wasn't ordinary was...
Minimoni was a Kappa.
Minimoni?
Minimoni was a Kappa.
Senbei Budon and Kappamoni
The four Kappa are poor.
Their father and mother don't know where they are.
Until the day they meet, they are poor.
I'm going to sleep badly.
I'm late.
I'm a Kappa.
Why are you doing that?
I can't sleep in one bed.
I can sleep in one bed.
I want to sleep in one bed.
I understand.
If you want to sleep in one bed,
you can sleep in one bed.
Really?
Yes!
Who will sleep in one bed?
Let's decide by rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
I won.
I slept in one bed.
I can't sleep in one bed.
I'll do my best.
Good night.
You three are cheating.
It's cold.
It's a pity.
It's painful.
I hate this kind of life.
It's cold.
Kagon, have you forgotten?
You may be in pain.
You are not a good mother.
Even if you are in pain.
The four of us will live together.
That's the way of Kappa.
Thank you.
You are a god.
Hello! Moni's new project.
VICTY's new song.
It was fast.
It's been a year.
I want to do my best in the future.
It's been a year since their debut.
FUJIMOTO has grown up so far.
They started working on their fourth single, BOYFRIEND.
I'm nervous because it's my first recording.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
It's the first recording of the new song in front of the audience.
FUJIMOTO is not good at staging.
Natsu is not good at staging.
The evaluation is more severe than expected.
FUJIMOTO left a task a few days later.
Next month's new song release event.
I will gather 10,000 people.
I will gather 10,000 people and hold an event.
The new song release event will be the largest in the past.
I can't imagine.
I think it's cool if I can do it.
Next time, what will Fujimoto do in an upcoming event?
Team Iida wins!
Here are the prizes.
The prize is...
Please eat it.
How do you like this cup?
How about you?
It's good.
How about you, Yuto?
It's the best.
That's all for this year's Harumonin Monomaru Battle!
Next, we'll be recruiting new members.
What are the key points?
Morning Musume. Love Audition 2002.
Recruiting the 6th member!
The number of applicants is limited to middle school 1st year to high school 3rd year girls.
The first screening is a video tape screening.
The song is Morning Musume.'s Do It Now.
Please send us the tape you took with the digital video camera so we can see your face and whole body.
In addition, please send us a total of 2 photos of your face and whole body taken within a month.
And a copy of your ID card and your name.
Please send us your photos to the Morning Musume. Love Audition 2002 office.
I want to kiss you.
Please contact us at this number or the phone number on this page.
Please don't make any mistakes.
Morning Musume. Love Audition 2002.
The deadline is Wednesday, November 13th, 2002.