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The way I enjoy these days is to take a video of Harumony!
Now?
Harumony will be renewed from October!
I will send you more and more power-up!
Harumony Oogiri Special!
That's right!
This is the first challenge of Oogiri!
Harumony Oogiri will be renewed from October!
We are renewing the program, so let's raise the tension!
The first challenge of Oogiri will be divided into Iida team and Abe team!
The team with the most Zabutons will be the winner!
Who will get the most Zabutons from Nakazawa?
Thank you Nakazawa for finding out that there are only 257 days left until the age of 30!
Let's start with the introduction of the Iida team!
I am tall and often hit my head in various places, but the other day I hit my head in a case.
I thought this was a real case!
I'm Iida Kaori, nice to meet you!
The other day I was able to get on the Shinkansen with a child's fee.
I may look small, but I'm an adult inside.
I'm Yagumaro.
Everyone often says that I've become beautiful recently.
I honestly answer like this.
That's not true!
That's why!
Hello, I'm Kaeruka Ishikawa!
Hello, hello, hello!
Recently, when I was eating pork, my grandmother told me.
What did she say?
What are you eating?
I'm a pork cutlet!
I'm a cutlet!
It's been a long time since I've done this.
1, 2, 3!
Hello, I'm Ogawa Makoto!
Next is the Advan team!
The other day, when I was on the elevator, I thought,
I haven't arrived yet, when will I arrive?
I forgot to press the button.
Thank you!
Next!
I'm Yasuda Kei, the midsummer sun!
I'm always shining brightly!
Thank you very much!
Next!
Today, I'm not going to joke about the world,
I'm going to use Japanese knowledge!
I'm Nozomi Tsui!
Anyway, I'm going to eat the prize!
I'm Nozomi Tsui!
I remember that much.
Next!
I have a small voice,
but I'll do my best to talk!
I'm Asami Konno!
Next!
Everyone calls me Mame,
but I really like it!
I'm Risa Migaki!
And...
I'm Makobi Jabutan!
I couldn't graduate from the previous broadcast,
so she came again this week!
Go ahead!
Today, I'm only going to talk about Hello! Moni!
Thank you very much!
We have a lot of great products in Akihabara,
so everyone, do your best!
Hello! Moni!
Yeah!
A new Hello! Moni theater is...
What's going on?
What is the true identity of Hello! Moni?
Hello! Pro News has changed!
What's next?
This is scary...
First, let's make a three-character poem!
A, I, U.
We're going to use three letters to make a poem.
For example,
I'm Yuuko Nakazawa.
I, I'm in pain.
I'm always smiling and chubby.
You're not chubby?
Is that okay?
Okay, go ahead!
Here I go.
I'm going to say something about Yu-chan.
I want love.
I want a boyfriend.
Next!
Oh, no!
It's just the two of us.
It's about everyday life.
Welcome back!
I'm tired today.
Don't you have dinner?
I made udon!
Yu-chan!
Yu-chan, you're the best!
Right?
Oh, it's Kei-chan!
You're wearing a colorful outfit!
One for Yagi-san!
Wait, one for me too?
Really?
Thank you!
You worked hard!
I did it!
Okay, let's go!
Okay!
Ainachi!
You know...
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know. Shut up!
Okay, give one card to each of you.
Okay!
I have a cute one.
I'm happy to see Akatonbo fly around a lot!
What are you doing?
She's trying to make us laugh!
Can I answer now?
If you can answer well, I'll give you one.
Um, Ishikawa-san, you're so annoying!
Can I have 4C's Dabuton?
Can you give one to 4C?
Can you give one to Ishikawa-san?
Abe-san, you're more chubby than usual today.
Can you give one to Ishikawa-san?
You've found a good spot.
I love you. I want to hear it someday. I'm jealous of you, Yuko.
Can you give one to Ishikawa-san?
I can't?
You can't.
It's too realistic.
I'll stretch out my Achilles tendon and move.
That was beautiful. Can you give one to her?
That was the most beautiful one.
That was funny.
What is it, Tsuji-san?
Nothing.
What is it?
I'm good at this.
Can you give one to Ishikawa-san?
That was funny.
In the afternoon at the Halloween theater, there are a lot of mother-in-law.
In the afternoon at the family restaurant, there are a lot of mother-in-law.
They are the mother-in-law.
Hey, hey.
I'm sorry, but can you give one to her?
Wasn't it a coffee shop?
Yes, I think it was a coffee shop called Memory.
Are you all going to end here?
Well, if you like it here, let's do it here.
Then let's have tea here.
Let's do it.
I'm so happy.
Please.
Let's go to the menu.
Welcome.
Wait a minute.
I wonder if my cuteness wasn't enough.
I'll call you again.
Please.
Mother-in-law.
Did you decide on your order?
I'd like a coffee.
I'd like a coffee, too.
I'd like a tea.
Then I'd like a coffee, too.
Yes, sir.
Four coffees, please.
What are you talking about?
I said I'd like a tea.
Because four coffees are easier.
What are you talking about?
If you take your hand off, I won't leave it right away.
Would you like to change it to coffee?
I don't have that money.
Three coffees and a cup of tea, please.
Yes, sir.
Three coffees and a cup of tea, please.
That's a lot of tea, isn't it?
What do you mean?
I'm going to drink one.
What are you talking about?
What kind of education do you have?
Three coffees and a cup of tea, please.
Yes, sir.
You're so stingy.
You're right.
Would you like to listen to this?
I bought a baton bag the other day.
What is this?
Is that all right?
It's not a big deal.
It's a big deal.
Excuse me.
I'm going to the store.
See you later.
Hey.
Mr. Yasuda bought a baton bag.
He's stupid.
He's really stupid.
He's a liar.
He's a fool.
I'm going to the bathroom.
See you later.
Hey, Ishikawa-san, you have a kid, but you still think she's cute.
She's so cute, but she thinks she's cute.
You're crazy!
She had a bear on her head.
You're an idiot!
You're such an idiot!
Is she cute today?
Ishikawa-san, the bear is cute.
I'm going to the bathroom.
Have a good day.
Hey, Toshizawa-san, it's so weird to hear you talk like that.
You're such an idiot!
You're so pathetic.
I'm going to the bathroom, too.
Have a good day.
I quit.
You really should have gone.
Wait!
Three coffees, please.
Here you go.
Hey, what is this?
It's easier this way.
What are you doing?
What's wrong with you?
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be sorry.
What's going on?
Isn't it a great product?
I don't know.
It's like a celebrity.
Look at this.
It's a great product.
I wonder if the clerk is here.
I think it's better to call him.
I think so, too.
I saw it.
He doesn't come.
I think so, too.
I wonder if she's a Chinese lady.
Chinese lady?
Fierce!
I am an energetic Chinese lady.
Did you make a request?
I see.
Coffee, please.
I'd like some iced coffee.
No Gummy parcels.
Understood.
She's cute, isn't she?
Yes, that's right.
Ma'am, I heard you started learning something new.
Yes, I'm learning how to dance.
Wow, you're learning how to dance?
That's wonderful. What kind of dance is it?
Flamenco.
Wow, flamenco?
That's wonderful, ma'am.
Wait, wait, wait.
I've got to learn how to dance flamenco.
Shiroganeize is teaching us.
It's a popular dance in the Shimbatai.
It's too early to learn it.
To become Shiroganeize,
they decided to learn flamenco.
I wonder what kind of teacher she is.
I'm looking forward to it.
I know.
I'm nervous.
Me!
I like it, but I don't hate it.
Hello.
I'm the first flamenco teacher,
Karumen Ita.
Everyone,
please watch and learn how I move.
Yes.
No!
The answer is me!
Me!
That's good.
Okay.
Don't react too soon.
Be energetic.
Okay.
I'll dance now.
Watch me.
Let's dance together.
Okay.
Music, start.
Come on, everyone.
Move your hips.
It's like a foreign dance.
Shiroganeize is a difficult dance.
The next question is Haramani Shinkanji.
Everyone,
please make a Shinkanji.
Please make various kanji using the characters on the board.
For example,
Nakazawa Yuko, who has a crush on a woman.
That's good.
You know yourself well.
Everyone,
please make a Shinkanji using the characters on the board.
Go ahead.
Okay.
Kaori.
Okay.
Benki ni onna, Joshiben.
That's good.
Kaori, please give her a question.
Okay.
Konno.
Onna no naka ni kodomo de, omedeta.
That's good.
It's so funny.
Konno, please give her a question.
Write 14 in the name of a woman and give it to Haromo.
Write the name of a woman with a heart and give it to Ishikawa Rika.
I dedicate this to Ishikawa-san.
Write the name of a woman with a black heart and give it to Ishikawa Rika.
Write the name of a woman with a soft heart and give it to Obaachan.
Write the name of a woman with a breast and give it to Kano.
Write the name of a woman with a flower and give it to Changmin Ishikawa.
Write the name of a woman with a heart and give it to Ayaguchi.
Write the name of a woman with a drink and give it to Yuko Nakazawa.
Write the name of a woman with four new women and give it to Shintan Papa.
Write the name of a woman with a small heart and give it to Minimoni.
Write the name of a woman with a smile and give it to Kei.
Write the name of a woman with an angry face and give it to Nakazawa.
Write the name of a woman with a smile and give it to Minimoni.
Ready and... go!
Thank you for your hard work!
I'm not being watched.
All right.
Let's do this!
Four ordinary girls formed an ordinary idol unit,
and became very popular.
But one thing was not ordinary.
Minibee was a hippo.
Minibee?
I'm a hippo.
We are hippos.
I'm a hippo.
The Four Poor Kappas
Let's go home.
We are the Kappas.
The Kappa stage has a front and a back.
The front is small and the back is Kappa.
There is a sad story behind it.
This is the old house of Fuka and Kawazoko, where the four Kappa sisters live.
I'm glad we recorded today.
Minimoni Rock-Paper-Scissors was better than the Kappa version.
That's right.
Put a plate on it. Put a coke on it.
Put a cheese on it. Kappa!
We are the Kappa.
Kappa!
By the way, you didn't notice that we are the Kappa, did you?
No.
Yes.
What is it?
I found Chijippa eating snacks with the staff today.
That's dirty.
Chikuriki?
Chijippa!
If you don't pay attention, you'll find out that we are the Kappa.
I don't know.
That dog is a frog, isn't it?
Stop it!
That dog!
Chijippa!
Hey!
Why do we have to hide that we are the Kappa?
If we are found out that we are the Kappa, humans will put us in the aquarium.
What?
Aquarium?
That's mine!
I'm full.
I'm hungry.
Don't let anyone know that you're hungry.
Do you understand?
Yes, we do.
Let's eat.
Yes, let's eat.
I'm hungry.
Calm down.
Sit down.
Let's eat.
It looks delicious.
Why is there only one-fourth of cucumber?
I don't know.
I only have one, and it's not fair!
Be quiet! It can't be helped! We're poor!
We can only buy one cucumber a day!
That's...
That's too sad!
Ah...
Four poor sisters...
At least pay for the cucumbers...
What's this?
Hurry up!
Everyone, hurry up!
I don't know!
I don't want to! I'm going to leave this poor life!
Wait for me, Gagoppa!
Matsuppa!
Gagoppa!
You're missing!
Don't you want to see your brother and mother?
Gagoppa! Gagoppa!
Ah, where have I gone? I want to see my father for a moment.
If you work hard, you'll be able to see your brother and mother someday.
The four of us made a promise, didn't we?
Ah, until then, no matter what happens, I won't give up.
When I'm in pain, when I'm sad,
what I remember is the warmth of my parents I felt at that time.
Marita, I was wrong!
Dad!
When we're in pain, we help each other.
Yes, that's love.
All right, all right, all right!
No matter how painful it is,
no matter how sad it is,
the four of us will work together and live.
That's Kappa's...
Ah! Ah! Ah!
flower shop!
Four! Four! Four!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
That's Kappa's four sisters. They'll be there tomorrow.
Ah! Ah! Ah!
It stings.
Next is the dream wedding press conference!
Yes, I've prepared a panel like this.
I'll hold the wedding press conference.
You'll be my husband.
I'll be the reporter. Please answer the questions.
I'll open it someday.
I'll see.
Please think about it with this panel.
Yes!
Kei-chan.
Where did you like Nakazawa-san?
Where I was drunk.
Why?
When I'm drunk, I'm kinder than usual.
What is this?
It's real, so I'll give you 10,000 yen.
Yes!
You did it, Kemeko.
I'll start.
Yes, Kaori.
It's similar.
Where did you like Nakazawa-san?
Where I was drunk.
Why?
When I'm drunk, I'm kinder than usual.
Why?
Is it no good?
Yes.
Yes, Yaguri.
Where did you like him?
I don't know.
Why?
Isn't it 18?
Really?
Take it all.
Good.
I'll take it.
I'll apologize.
What?
Where did you like him?
I don't know.
Why?
I don't know.
You're laughing too much, Kako-chan.
Where did you like him?
Isn't he beautiful?
Why?
I'm just taking pictures.
I'm sorry.
It's the first and the last.
I'm glad.
I'll watch more.
I bought courage.
Good, Kondo-san.
You're a fighter.
Yes.
Kei-chan.
I said it.
Where did you like him?
His long nails.
Why?
I thought about it, but that's all I could think of.
You're not good.
Don't praise each other.
I'll apologize.
Where did you like him?
I couldn't help it.
Why?
I was threatened.
I'm sorry.
What?
Are you fighting?
I'm sorry.
Where did you like him?
I'm actually a crow.
Why?
I'm going to be a crow's wife.
Please give me one.
That's good.
I'm embarrassed to say it.
Ayase.
Yes.
Where did you like him?
He's always a little tough.
Why?
He's cute in front of me.
I'm sorry.
Give me two.
Next time is the second half.
There will be more and more funny comments and problems.
Look forward to it.
After this, something is different.
Renewal.
The set has changed.
It's wonderful.
I cut my bangs
and burned them.
But my heart hasn't changed.
I'm even more wonderful.
Charmy,
the one in my heart.
Even if the set changes,
Charmy will never die!
Hello!
I'm your host, Charmy!
I've been watching you on TV. What has changed about you?
As you can see, my outfit has changed.
Is that so? I came here for the first time today.
That's right.
The previous commentator?
Yes.
The person sitting next to you?
Yes.
She's very vulgar.
From now on, I, Serine Nakazawa, will change my outfit.
But I don't feel anything has changed.
You look like a vulgar person.
She's my relative.
I see.
She said she was tired.
Is that so?
I won't disturb you.
That's all.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Serine Nakazawa. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Serine Nakazawa is famous as a world-famous photographer.
Is that so?
Yes.
Please take care of me for three weeks.
I'll introduce you a lot.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
By the way, what kind of photos have you taken so far?
Hello! Project is in season now.
Just kidding.
I like Otani-san now.
I'm a little scared.
I'm a little scared, too.
Let's get started.
Today's topic is this.
7-Dimensional Art.
Aya and Mikiti will be yours.
It's moving.
It's electric.
But the set is a little dull.
7-Dimensional Art will be released on October 2nd as a single video clip.
And on October 9th as a single video clip.
You can watch it over and over again.
Serine, how do you like it?
It's good.
It's very good.
A model shouldn't be conscious of a model.
I want you to take a nice picture.
The point is that I don't peek.
I want you to take a nice picture.
I won't use it anyway.
What's next?
Tsuji-chan.
8-Dimensional Art.
That's nice.
Tsuji-chan is in the middle of a rescue.
What do you mean?
I'm Princess Miniman Miyaguchi of the Kingdom of Melher.
Recently, Tsuji-chan seems to be hot with Nanchi- san and Abe Natsumi-san.
Well, if it's what Abe-san says, Tsuji-chan is a good girl.
Don't eat too much.
Tsuji-chan also seems to save properly.
It's wonderful.
I want a hot boyfriend like you two.
Princess Miniman Miyaguchi.
It's a wonderful program.
I really like that kind of program.
Really?
Princess Miniman Miyaguchi?
Yes.
Is it her next?
No, it's not.
Maybe she's my next target.
What kind of picture should I take?
What's wrong with you?
Let's finish it quickly.
I'm tired.
What was that?
I don't know.
I don't know because you don't know.
I agree.
This week is over.
What's next?
I'm thinking about it.
This too.
Don't break it.
You've already broken it.
Oh, it's broken.
The rotation is weird.
Bye.
September 29th, Tokyo Bay NK Hall.
What is the shocking event with 5,500 fans?
AmuFes Momachuri.
Yes, it's an event to celebrate the release of the new year movie.
AmuFes Momachuri.
All the members of Hello! Project who appear in the movie gather.
Morning Musume.'s new character, Mohams, appears in the movie.
Minimoni shows the theme song of the movie.
Morning Musume.'s greeting.
Happy New Year!
I can't wait for the new year.
Don't miss the last part!
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