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I was so embarrassed.
You did your best, didn't you?
I don't usually do this kind of thing on TV.
As you all know, Gocchin will be graduating from Morning Musume on September 23rd.
So, I'd like to say, do your best, but...
Harumoni doesn't approve of Gocchin's graduation.
Right, everyone?
That's right!
So, Gocchin will be receiving a graduation certificate from one of the members.
Can I say, do your best?
Do your best...
If you do your best, it'll be a problem.
That's right.
So, if everyone does their best...
If we do our best, Gocchin won't graduate.
It'll be on the next day's newspaper.
That's good.
I quit graduating!
In a way, that's the first time.
That's right.
We don't even have a reason.
Because we lost in the Harumoni competition.
Harumoni!
The studio is packed!
The members have been waiting for Gocchan's graduation!
We'll never, never forget about you!
And, even Alphroninx is here!
Oh, no! I'm exhausted!
On top of the mountain in the northeast,
Onel-san Penguin and his little sister Penguin haven't eaten fish for 3 months.
But, today, they can finally eat fish.
Harumoni Eihon Series, Gobaki Penguin Story
It was really windy!
Right, Onee-chan?
Hey, let's hurry up and eat fish!
Okay, I'll get ready now.
Wait for me.
Okay!
Let's hurry up and eat fish!
Onee-chan, you have to bring the firewood.
Firewood?
Bring the firewood just for the firewood.
That's right.
Onee-chan, you seem to be a little stupid.
You don't eat much, do you?
I want to hurry up and eat fish!
Somehow...
It's hard to make a fire with this body.
How did you make a fire?
You can do it, Onee-chan!
You can do it!
You can do it, Onee-chan!
This way!
Hitomi!
The fire is lit!
I'll grill the fish for you.
Give me the fish.
Okay!
What?
I'm hungry.
I ate it.
This is...
a bone.
You can eat fish raw.
Because we are penguins!
I'm full.
I'm glad.
It was delicious.
I finally ate it.
Wait a minute.
I wanted to eat fish, too.
It's a little nutritious.
I'm happy to eat this.
Hitomi is stupid!
I don't like this.
I've been doing this for a long time, but it's just a bone.
You can do it!
The day when you can eat fish is...
To be continued.
Konako, the members will give you a quiz.
What comes to your mind when you think of Gotoumaki?
One, two...
Gotoumaki!
The first question is,
Listen to the members' voices!
Gotoumaki game!
The members will shout the words that come to their minds at the same time.
If you can hear all the words, you win.
The topic is...
What comes to your mind when you think of Gotoumaki?
Please write it down in short words.
What comes to your mind when you think of Gotoumaki?
One, two...
Gotoumaki!
It's hard.
Do you know?
I don't know.
It's harder than I thought.
Actually, this game is quite difficult.
Let's change the rules and challenge again.
One, two...
Gotoumaki!
Bye everyone!
Don't you know one person?
I heard it all at once.
I was going to ask only one person.
But I can't hear it.
Really?
Speaking of Goto Maki, here is the answer of the members.
Most of them are the impression of appearance.
But Iida's Fu is the way to laugh.
One, two.
Iida's Fu is the way to laugh.
Iguana.
It's Kei-chan.
Please come here.
The first one.
Do you know the answer?
Did you say Osage?
Osage?
I don't know.
The second one.
One, two.
Curry! Curry! Curry!
I eat it often.
Did you say Yakitori?
Do you have Yakitori?
I don't have it.
I can't see it.
Did you have it?
I don't have it.
Instead of all of them, they will ask one by one.
Five people will be left and enter the second half.
One, two.
Kakidori! Kakidori!
Tareme!
The number of people is small.
Kakidori! Tareme!
I wrote this.
Really.
Please come here.
All of them?
The last one.
Wait.
Three people.
If you don't listen carefully, you will miss a lot of things.
That person.
It's difficult.
It's interesting.
One, two.
Kakidori! Kakidori! Kakidori!
Kakidori!
Kakidori! Kakidori! Kakidori!
Kakidori!
She was singing.
Kakidori! Kakidori! Kakidori!
I thought she said Kakidori.
The first half is clear.
The second half is a dance battle.
The next part is a dance battle.
How about you?
I'm not good at dancing.
It may be difficult.
But I'm good at it.
You're good at it.
I'm good at it.
Of course, I'm good at it.
She is a good dancer.
Hello.
It's been a while. How have you been?
We've been doing well.
Is it Parapara today?
Parapara.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you for having us.
This battle will be a representative battle.
From Morning Musume,
it's Yaguchi and Ishikawa.
And
I, as a partner,
will have Morning Musume
choose the members.
Who will you choose?
Then,
Nono-chan.
That's intense.
Okay.
What will Kyotaki and Yaguchi say about Ishikawa?
Next pair.
What is the theme of Morning Musume?
Go ahead.
Synchronized
swimming.
Shrimp.
Drunk.
What is the theme of Morning Musume?
Robot dance.
Sushi chef.
Fireworks.
Everyone,
please discuss the dance.
They are discussing the dance.
Let's dance.
One by one, one by one, one by one.
One by one.
One by one, one by one.
Ebi.
Stop it.
Ebi.
Yaguchi-san.
Hey, it's difficult.
Yaguchi-san.
Yes.
Yasuda-san said, is this a content?
You did well.
Especially,
Yaguchi-san's nose is sticking out.
This, the two of us.
Yaguchi-san's nose is amazing, isn't it?
It looks synchronized.
You did well, didn't you?
The teacher is Shiroki.
What is the dance of Goto and Tsujipea?
Then, let's dancing.
Do it again.
Ai!
So cute!
Her little boy flew away!
How was it, Sensei?
It was cute!
That's good.
Now, let's see if Gocchinko can break through the barrier or not.
Please announce the result.
Both of them were on a higher level.
But the one who did well was...
This one!
Morning Musume's Kizuna Ai!
Oh no, Gocchan lost.
So the second barrier didn't break through.
That's good.
That's good for Morning Musume.
It depends on tomorrow's performance.
Gocchan, how was the dance battle?
It was really embarrassing.
You did your best.
I don't usually do this on TV.
That's good.
The second barrier is...
Seiji!
Seiji Kyon!
1, 2, 3.
Someone is missing.
Who is it?
Boss, Suzy is not feeling well.
What's wrong, Suzy?
Actually, I'm going to quit Seiji Kyon.
Why, Suzy Kyon?
Boss said that the Earth is a good place.
But it wasn't a good place at all.
There was a strange old lady and there was nothing delicious.
The Earth is...
Ouch!
You!
Don't look at my face. I'm an actress.
Since when did you become so weak?
I'm going to beat you up.
The third barrier is...
Seiji Kyon!
Go, Nozomi!
I'm going to beat you up.
What's wrong?
You're not yourself.
Boss, I can't do this anymore.
I'm completely burned out.
What are you talking about?
You promised me.
I'm going to beat you up.
What did you say?
I'm going to beat you up.
You two!
Shut up!
I'm going to beat you up.
Stop it, you two!
Who are you looking at?
Even though I'm beautiful, don't fight during the game.
I'm not fighting because of Mika.
It's my fault that I'm beautiful.
But I can't help it.
I was born beautiful.
Yes, Mika.
I understand, Mika.
I'm going to win this game and become a king.
I see.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Let's start!
Let's do it!
I'm going to beat you up.
Hey!
Stop it, you two!
If you don't listen to me, I'm going to punish you.
I'm sorry.
In order to succeed in invading the earth, we have to study the earth again.
That's right.
I have something good.
What is it?
Look at this.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Terebi.
Let's get along.
Now we can study the earth.
Can you really see it?
Yes, I can.
Click.
It's a shopping ball.
How do you like it?
I'm surprised.
I can continue with this.
What is the price?
The normal price is 9,800 yen, but now it's only 4,500 yen.
I'll serve you for 10,000 yen.
How is it?
I'll buy it on another channel.
Stop it.
I'm going to beat you up.
That's good.
Let's go.
Transform.
Pyongo Takeshi is a pirate man.
Why do I always end up in a good place?
I was introduced to Yaguchi yesterday.
Today, Mika and Tsuji will come.
Hello.
You're Tamori, right?
Did you cut your hair?
No, I didn't.
Will you come next week?
Yes.
It's a commercial.
It's the same talk again.
What?
Where is this pretty back?
Boss, we're on TV.
Wait a minute.
What do you mean you're on TV?
What is our plan to conquer the earth?
We have to beat all the earthlings.
It's a big deal.
I'm sure the camera is bad.
Tsuji.
I'm going to beat you up.
One, two, three.
That's why the four aliens decided to stay in the depths of the galaxy for a while.
Be careful when you see this strange world again.
A new earth invasion may have begun.
I'm sure I'll be back.
Until then.
Wait for me.
Hello Mining
This is the last question, the third question.
The third question is Dajarae Ippatsu Gyagu Taiketsu.
Dajarae Ippatsu Gyagu Taiketsu.
The one who gets 3 points wins.
Gochin, you're alone.
It's a pity that you have to face a member with so much talent for gag.
That's right.
So, it's okay to choose 2 members.
Who will you team up with?
Yaguchi-san and Aibon.
Isn't it Kaori?
Kaori's gag.
Because, ping pong doesn't ring that much.
It doesn't ring.
You're alone.
Dajarae Ippatsu Gyagu Taiketsu.
Yaguchi, Kabuto and Gochin will compete.
However, if Gochin doesn't get 1 point, he can't win.
This time, it will be difficult to judge.
Everyone, do your best.
Yes.
Then, start.
Gochin, you're alone.
Yes.
2 people will team up.
Go ahead.
Okamoto Mayu.
Isn't it funny?
Okamoto Mayu and Okamoto.
It's a fan.
It's a fan, so it's no good.
Kei-chan, you're fast.
It's rare, but I'm flustered.
Go ahead.
Yes, go ahead.
Go.
Natsurikizu.
It's good for Kei-chan.
Gochin.
Morning Musume.'s Gotohan is this.
Gotoh.
It's difficult.
Go ahead.
How about this score?
It's good.
The score is bad.
Is it good?
It's a world-class skill.
It's Gotohan special.
Go ahead.
Hold Kei.
It's bad.
It's an original product of this store.
Gomaki Norimaki.
It's difficult.
It's beautiful.
Go ahead.
Yes.
One delicious grape.
It's bad.
America, go ahead.
World Hotter.
It's bad.
Is it good?
It's 1 to 1.
I don't wear a single word of soccer.
Kei-chan.
I'll go.
The next weight is 150g.
It's bad.
It's good.
It doesn't matter if it's a joke or a gag.
I'll go.
It doesn't start without a dream of Love Century.
My ramen is easy to make.
It doesn't depend on you.
Is it a bear?
It's bad.
You're great, Kogo-chan.
You're an idea man.
Really.
I don't know well, but it was interesting.
Yes.
I'll go.
Do it now.
It's interesting.
It's bad.
What is the next interesting product?
It's bad.
Both teams have one more point.
Please step on it.
Was it there?
It's the president of the United States.
President Daikon.
Who are you talking about?
Wasn't it there?
The person who looks like Daikon.
Lincoln.
It's completely different.
I'll go.
Remember it.
It's interesting.
It's bad.
Goodbye.
I cry.
It's good.
With a wonderful performance, Gocchin wins the 3rd round!
Goto Maki has won all 3 rounds!
She will be graduated from H!P!
Graduation certificate, Goto Maki
You have completed your schedule as a Morning Musume member in H!P
Therefore, I will grant you a graduation certificate
September 22, 2014
H!P members and staff, congratulations!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
What is this guy doing?
In order for Gocchin to graduate, you have to buy my urethane pants
I want to make it clear to you that Gocchin has only won once
If you lose, I will allow you to graduate
Don't read it!
You read too much!
Gocchin, will you accept Tsuji's challenge?
Yes, I will accept it!
The famous match has returned!
Will Gocchin win or Tsuji?
The head of the announcement department praised me the other day.
He said, you've grown up to be a good example to our customers.
I'll do my best to keep up the good work.
Who's the head of the announcement department?
I'm about 60 years old.
The head of the announcement department?
Who is it?
I was called by the head yesterday.
I was told that I would look stupid if I was with Nakazawa-san outside of work.
I was told to be careful.
I'm fine with that.
I'm Takahashi Lovely.
As the script says, you're still not drunk.
I'm sorry.
You're the only one who calls me stupid.
Nice to meet you. I'm Nakazawa.
Did you see the devil?
What?
Did you see the devil?
No, I didn't.
It's okay.
It's like this.
I'm excited and I'll do my best.
What's wrong with you recently?
Is it strange?
Yes.
Did you have fun?
I'm back.
Thank you very much.
Go ahead.
Let's move on to this week's news.
This is the single movie release of the latest single, Do It Now, released on September 26th.
This is not only a promotional video, but also a making-of scene of Do It Now.
It's precious.
It's fun.
Not only VHS, but also DVD is included.
It's not included in the DVD, but it's included.
I see.
There are various situations.
How is it?
The costumes I've worn so far are included.
The CDs I've released so far are included.
Is it included in the promotional video?
Yes, it is.
It's like walking on the wall.
Next is this.
This is a video of Morning Musume.'s musical Morning Town, which was shown for a month.
It was released on September 19th.
Part 1, Yuke.
Yes.
Part 2, Yume Gaoka Shopping Street.
Part 3, Hit Parade Morning Town Festa.
It was recorded in about 3 hours.
Also, the DVD will be released.
You don't have to say VHS.
It's okay.
It's cute that you can't say VHS.
There are a lot of great musicals this time.
I saw it.
I went to see it.
You came to see it.
It was amazing.
It's a hamburger, right?
Hamburger.
The winner wears glasses.
That's right.
You don't talk down when you say lines.
I was scolded a lot.
I couldn't talk down every time.
The director told me not to talk down every time.
When I did a musical, I was told not to speak in Kansai dialect.
Really?
I was always scolded when I spoke in Kansai dialect.
I was told that I spoke in Kansai dialect again.
It's tough.
But it was a fun musical, so I want to see it soon.
Let's end this year beautifully.
Once in a while.
Yes.
That's all for Hello! Project News.
Let's say it together.
Yes.
I'm going to do it.
Let's say it together.
That's all for Hello! Project News.
Bye.
See you.
A miracle happened.
We're all here.
It's like we're getting closer to the end.
I don't know.
You brought it to that side, didn't you?
I don't know.
Next week, Charmy will be shocked.
A girl stood up with the expectations of the members on her back.
She will never let Go-chan graduate.
Now, the players are coming in.
What will happen to them?
First of all, Tsuri-chan, how do you feel?
Why are you so weak?
I'm the strongest
Are you going to win or lose?
I'm going to lose
If you don't win, I'm going to graduate
How about you?
My physical strength is getting weaker
Tsuri-chan was very strong the other day
The results of the previous match are a tie of one win and one loss.
Will they be able to get revenge?
It's a one-shot game.
Good luck.
Please get ready.
Are you ready?
Are you ready, Sui-chan?
Yes.
Go ahead.
Ready...
Go!
Good game.
She is strong.
Sui-chan won!
Sugi-chan wins!
What does that mean?
That means...
I won't graduate!
You won't!
I won't!
That's the news!
That's what it means!
Yes!
Since everyone is saying that they won't graduate
We won't graduate!
Yes!
Let's graduate!
We'll leave it to you!
Yes!
13 people!
That's great!
What do you think, Fukocchin?
My abs really hurt
Is that the problem?
That's the problem!
What will happen?
Since Fukocchin will continue to be active in Haramoni
She won't graduate from Haramoni!
The end!
Please continue to support Haramoni!
Next, we will reveal the 2.5 years she spent in Haramoni!
Good morning!
I'm the host, Goto Omaki!
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It's a spiciness that echoes in my throat!
Switch on!
Number 23!
I'm Gobomaki! Nice to meet you!
Number 35!
I'm Ria!
I'm Fumi!
I'm Kumimaro!
I'm Ishikawa Santana!
Who are you?
What are you looking at?
Don't tell me you're in a band!
You're an idiot!
I'm sorry, I'm an idiot!
You're an idiot!
I couldn't graduate from Harumone!
Gotomaki couldn't graduate from Harumone!
But tonight, finally!
It's getting closer and closer!
The moment of departure!
Gotomaki!
Number 305!
I'm Gotomaki!
Goto's 1,157 days as Morning Musume.
I'm embarrassed!
The first TV documentary!
And the last live broadcast!
Live broadcast! Gotomaki's final stage!
Tonight at 7pm!
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