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Speaking of spring, it's sakura!
Speaking of sakura, it's hanami!
It's hanami!
Hanami Ultra Quiz!
This year's sakura war went by so fast.
The members were so busy that they couldn't do hanami,
so this time's hanami ultra quiz is to let them experience a little bit of hanami.
What is hanami?
Are you serious?
It's a beautiful place with lots of cherry blossoms,
and you pull out a laser sheet and eat together.
It's beautiful.
That's nice.
Pull it out!
I'm not pulling it out!
Pull it out!
I was explaining!
Right, Kago-chan? Do you know?
Today, everyone will be challenged with a quiz.
Only the person who wins will be able to do hanami here.
Congratulations!
What's in that watermelon box?
Look at it, Yu-chan.
It might turn into a grandma with the smoke.
Open it and see.
It's okay, it's already out.
Be careful.
Hello, morning!
If you win, you can do hanami. If you lose, you can't.
What?
The world's best paromaniac drama quiz!
A quick quiz and a deep-sea-diving quiz.
The key to the game is your eyesight, strength, or luck.
Or is it a big quiz?
There's a lot more to the quiz.
What is the unexpected opponent that grandma Yasuda fell in love with?
Do you really want to conquer the earth?
You guys are so mean!
Hello, Produce is a new caster.
They're in a big pinch.
It's a hanami quiz.
Let's see if Tsuji-chan is good at it.
Do you want to do hanami?
Yes!
Do you want to eat hanami food?
Yes!
Let's start the quiz.
Paromaniac Hanami Ultra Quiz
If you get 3 points, you win.
There's no limit to what you can eat.
At the hanami table, you can eat as much as you want.
However, only 6 out of 9 people can enjoy hanami.
Paromaniac Hanami Ultra Quiz, question 1.
A potato salad is a potato salad.
What kind of salad is a coleslaw salad?
I don't know.
It's okay.
Cabbage.
That's right!
You got it right in one try.
An example of a scary thing that the bandits say.
The other one is...
Oh, no!
Old man!
Why?
Why are you doing this?
It's a difficult question.
Elementary school...
Hey!
Stop it!
I was looking at your face, but I didn't say you were a man.
I'll go again.
Elementary school math question.
I can do this.
What is the formula for a triangle?
Wait, wait.
What is it?
Say something.
The bottom times the height divided by 2.
Okay!
You got it right!
I thought you'd get it wrong.
I can do it.
The top times the height divided by 2.
Okay!
That's good.
The top times the height divided by 2.
That's right.
The top times the height divided by 2.
That's right.
Well, well, well.
You'll get it wrong if you test it.
I'll go.
Listen carefully.
Okay.
Takahashi
Yaguchi
Iida
Yoshizawa
Kago
Abe
Konno
Goto
Tsuji
Niigaki
Yasuda
Ishikawa
Who hasn't been called by me yet?
Yes, yes, yes.
Tsuji.
Yes.
Tsuji.
What's the answer?
Kago.
Konno.
Kago.
No.
No?
Ogaranako.
You got it right!
If you add up all the eyes of the dice, how many are there?
I don't know.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21
Tsuji's counting is wrong.
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20 ,21
Tsuji, monitor problem.
There is a kanji on the screen. How do you read this?
How did they read this kanji?
Monitor problem.
There is a kanji on the screen. How do you read this?
What?
Yaki-uri
What is this?
Shou-bai?
Yaki-bai
Really?
Who?
Yabai, Yabai, Yabai
Kanade Yabai
Yaki-uri
I don't know.
It's a lie.
It's a food.
Yakisoba, Yakisoba
Who?
Yakisoba
Wait a minute.
Calm down, calm down.
Gyoza?
Close.
Shumai
Where is this from?
Tsuji
Kiki-chan
What?
Who?
Swiss
That's right.
Yoshida and Kago are in the lead.
Intro problem.
Yoshida is good at intro.
Please guess the title of the song.
What?
I don't know.
Yoshida is in the lead with 3 points.
Please give me yakisoba.
That's good.
Yoshi's voice is loud.
You're the first one.
You can eat as much as you want.
I'll eat a lot.
You too, Tsui-chan.
You have 2 points left.
Next is the intro question.
The name of the song is...
Haru Yo Koi
Flowers!
In the intro, Nacchi got 2 questions right in a row, followed by Yossi, and now it's time for the flower viewing.
Kako-chan, who was in the lead, also managed to win.
After the first half of the game, the three of them are already at the flower viewing.
There are only 3 seats left.
That's right! We arrive!
In the full-size version, how many times will the phrase, effort, appear in the whole song?
Everyone, the phrase, effort...
10!
Wrong!
24!
20!
OK!
The phrase, effort, appears in the whole song.
How many times will the phrase, effort, appear in the whole song?
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Everyone lost.
100!
Not coming!
100!
No!
Not coming!
100!
They still haveander left.
100!
Out of the Morning Musume members, who doesn't have the word Dakuon in their last name?
Tenten! Tenten!
Gakiguu!
Kei-chan!
I know!
Takahashi!
Yes!
Takahashi!
That's not it!
How many people?
Including Takahashi!
3 people!
I knew it!
In May, the sky is full of love climbers.
Then, what kind of climbers are popular?
Takahashi!
June!
What kind of climbers?
What was it?
Yabuchi!
Right climbers!
Gura!
Gura?
The best!
Climbers?
The best climbers?
In May, the sky is full of love climbers.
Unagi-nobori!
OK!
Kei-chan!
Really?
Yay!
Only one person left!
Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
Tsuri-chan, you still have a chance!
Let's go!
Which part of beef is famous for its liver?
Meow!
Tsuri-chan!
The tongue is different.
Intestines?
Intestines!
Yay!
And so...
How is it, everyone who won?
It's the best!
It's delicious!
It's 8kg!
It's good, isn't it?
Please eat a lot!
What's the reason for your loss, Retsui-san?
Maybe I can't use this button.
No, you had a lot on you.
You had a lot on you.
After the game, the 6 people who enjoyed eating were waiting for a surprising quiz.
What kind of quiz is it?
It's the Heaven and Hell Quiz!
After this, the studio is in a panic due to the sudden reversal of the mission!
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrives at the Halloween Theater
In a corner of the city, there is a bus stop that the students of the Halloween Girls' Academy often use.
Is the bus here yet?
Good morning!
Oh my, oh my, oh my!
I wonder how it will be if I get entangled?
It's amazing! There are so many people!
Let's study!
Hi!
It's time for the world's worst joke!
Today is an Indian joke!
Hey, Muto!
Do you know what happened when Ganji was caught?
I don't know! Tell me!
OK, I'll tell you.
When Ganji was caught, Ganji was entangled.
You're too funny!
I'm funny!
Isn't it funny?
No, no, it's not funny at all!
It's funny! It's so funny!
Please make it a joke!
OK!
OK, I'll tell you the world's worst joke!
OK!
Are you OK?
Takahashi Ai's...
Takahashi Ai's world's worst joke show!
Today is an Italian joke!
Hey, Versace!
Did you find the cat that ran away?
Oh, here it is!
It's the worst!
Yeah!
Isn't it funny?
Bravo, bravo, bravo!
It's so funny, isn't it?
You try it!
OK!
Are you going to do it?
A little bit?
Yes!
Lisa Lee's world's worst joke show!
Today is a Dutch joke!
Hey, Shin!
Who is this ball?
This ball is Dutch!
Yeah!
Oh, it's the worst!
You're the worst!
Isn't it funny?
You have a good sense!
You passed!
Wait a minute!
I can do it, too!
Really?
Yeah!
Then, you try it!
OK!
Abena Sumi's world's worst joke show!
Today is a Spanish joke!
Hey, Rodriguez!
What's wrong with your face?
This tangerine is sour!
It's not funny!
It's a red card, isn't it?
It's a red card!
Abena!
It's not funny!
Abena!
Hurry up and study the jokes of the world!
Hey!
This is a place to laugh!
Hey, I think you're more funny than those two.
I'm so frustrated. I'm trying my best.
I have to study.
Good morning!
Grandma!
Good morning!
You're my grandma, right?
Good morning!
Grandma!
Today's makeup is...
It's very surprising, but what's wrong?
This? My granddaughter Kemeko told me that this is popular these days.
Oh, why?
Still, it's very surprising, grandma.
But what's wrong with makeup?
Well, after all, when you fall in love,
women want to wear makeup, right?
Grandma, are you in love?
Yes.
It's embarrassing.
Hey, grandma!
Who is he?
You know Fumimaro Ayanokouji, right?
Oh, that Fumimaro. He's cool.
I know him, but I don't think he's the one.
He's Fumimaro's grandfather, Jijimaro.
Jijimaro Ayanokouji?
Is he really like that?
He's so cool.
He's a wonderful man.
Oh, really?
I want to go out with him.
Then you can send him an e-mail.
I can't do that.
Oh, I see.
What should I do, grandma?
That's it.
Love letter.
Love letter?
What's a love letter?
I wrote it.
Oh, that's an old letter.
Oh, it's Jijimaro.
I'm Jijimaro Ayanokouji.
Oh, it's you.
I'm suffering from hay fever.
Mr. Jijimaro, this is how I feel.
Please accept it.
Thank you.
I'm so sorry.
Mr. Maruo.
You're so mean.
You're right, grandma.
I'm fine, grandma.
But...
You're so mean.
I'm not mean, but your face is so mean.
I put on this cute make-up.
You're so mean, grandma.
I made my mouth white.
It's scary to see you up close, grandma.
You know what?
Give me your nose.
Grandma.
You can't do that, grandma.
I think a normal face is better.
What?
What did you say?
I have something to think about.
But, grandma, that's too much.
You should stop doing that.
Stand up.
The bus is here.
Let's go, grandma.
You'll be cute again when you get home.
I'm sorry, grandma.
The bus is here, grandma.
But everyone will run away.
Why?
I'm scared.
She's weird, too.
This is our sushi.
Sushi?
This is our sushi.
Sushi?
It's a new type of sushi.
What is it?
My apprentice made it.
Your apprentice made it?
To be continued.
Hello, Morning!
Heaven and Hell Quiz
The members who lose the quick quiz will be sent back to their seats.
If you win the quick quiz, you can eat here.
If you lose, you can only eat bread and water.
Kei.
Who will you send to the quiz?
Who will it be?
I'm scared.
Nacchi.
Why did you choose Nacchi?
I don't want to go there.
The members who lose the quick quiz will be sent back to their seats.
The pose when you take a picture with a camera.
In Japan, it's cheese.
In Korea, it's...
Wait a minute.
Is there anyone who knows the answer?
Nacchi.
Kimchi.
To be continued.
Yucchi, thank you.
Kei-chan, you can sit on the flower seat.
Please continue.
I don't want to sit here.
I don't want to.
Next, Go-chan, who will you choose to do the quiz with?
What should I do?
Then, I'll choose Ai-bon.
Ai-bon's head is in a weird place.
Here's the question.
In movies like Terminator, True Lies, and Six Days,
who is the most famous American movie star?
Shuwa-chan, Shuwa-chan, Shuwa-chan.
I was still eating the potato chips.
I'm sorry.
I'll leave it to you.
Genki-chan.
I don't want to eat it.
Tsui-chan, Tsui-chan.
How do you feel now?
Which one should I choose?
Who will you choose to do the quiz with?
Yasuda-san.
I was just sitting here.
Why?
Why Kei-chan?
Why?
It's too late to press the button.
The way you look at it is different.
Good.
Heart?
Here's the question.
Before Heisei...
Edo period.
Before Heisei...
What?
Heisei?
I'll call you again.
Heisei, Showa...
Can I guess?
No.
Heisei...
What's before Heisei?
Taisho.
Bye-bye.
Tsui-chan is...
I'm going to pee.
So cute.
It's good to grill it.
How's the food?
Is the dessert good?
It's good.
Please eat a lot.
Is the bread good?
It's good.
Is it good, Tsui-chan?
Yes.
Which one do you like better?
This one.
Is that better?
It's not good.
Really?
That's too bad.
Minimoni Challenge
Last time, the brothers fought over the leftover bread.
So cute.
What's this?
It's a burnt bread.
They tried to cheer up the burnt bread, but it didn't work.
Why is the burnt bread so burnt?
Is it because it's burnt?
Tsujipyon tried to find the reason, but...
The burnt bread was burnt.
It's burnt.
Even if I'm not here, the three of us can do the Minimoni Challenge.
Tsujipyon found the reason.
Tsujipyon, that's not true.
If you're not here, we can't do the Minimoni Challenge.
No, the three of us are better at teamwork.
They don't like me.
That's not true.
Tsujipyon is cute.
Really?
You have to eat it.
That's not good.
Tsujipyon, cheer up.
The good thing about being Tsujipyon is that you can eat a lot.
Is that so?
If you keep going, you'll be a great sumo wrestler.
You have to carry it to the end.
If you do this, you'll die.
Don't resist and come out.
No one can beat me.
Tsujipyon, this is going to take a long time.
Boss, let me in.
Tsujipyon, I'll leave it to you.
I have something to say.
Shut up, don't come near me.
Don't come near me.
You can't beat me.
You're a good guy.
Don't come near me.
You're a good guy.
Tsujipyon!
Are you okay?
I have one last request.
What is it?
Don't come near me.
Let's make it quick.
Hurry up!
I got it!
Wait!
Chiba!
It was my fault.
You just said it.
You just said it was my fault.
Yes, I didn't know it was your fault.
I'm done with you!
Come here!
I'll kill you again!
Wait!
I'll give you a weapon.
Is this a weapon?
Instead,
listen to me.
What is it?
Look at this.
This is
a special thing
for you.
Mikae!
Why?
Why did you die?
Tomekichi's wife Mikae
passed away
in a car accident.
If you want to cry,
you can cry as much as you want.
I'm so glad, Tsujipyo.
Stop it!
Tsujipyo just wants to
eat melon bread.
Let's eat!
There's still bread
in my mouth!
Ah!!
Even when we got eaten, cogue-pan are happy.
Yeah, right.
I see, I understand now.
Cogue-pan can't be eaten by anyone because it's so bitter.
That's the origin of the nickname, bouncing.
Thank you for eating.
In order to heal the tired people of the Earth,
Pyon Seijin said goodbye to them.
Goodbye.
That was a good thing to do.
Huh? It's a face mark.
Well, this is all thanks to your devotion, Pyon!
No, no, it's nothing like that.
Here's a reward for your hard work.
No, no, it's nothing like that, Pyon.
More, more! More!
Yay!
Next Episode
Pyon Seijin finally defeated the Kogeban.
Yet another strong opponent is coming!
Who is it?
Next episode
Here's a question.
Pyon Seijin has two hearts.
Is it a circle or a cross?
In the next episode, Charmy declares defeat to Beauty and the Beast's happy attack!
Caster! That's...
I want to give it to the person I love. Like a rose.
A little?
A person I long for and adore.
Beauty.
Hey, what are you guys doing?
I'm Mako Piyogawa from Harapuro News.
I'm Kono Beauty.
I'm the main caster, Chawin Ishikawa!
Hey, you guys!
Can I say something?
Yes?
Do you know what I'm missing the most in this segment?
Chao!
The only thing I can say without being interrupted by Nakazawa-san is this first line!
You wanted to try this, right?
It's not like I'm losing weight.
Well, yeah!
By the way, Nakazawa-san quit this segment, right?
What are you talking about?
Nakazawa-san is just taking a break.
I thought it would be easy for you, Ishikawa-san.
Yeah!
You guys!
Are you looking down on me?
I'm not looking down on you!
I'll stab you in the ear and make you say your name!
Okay, okay.
Now, let's move on to the latest news.
Here we go.
Morning Musume.'s Ichii-san's debut single,
Ichii Sayaka in Cubic Cross,
will be released on April 24th!
Yay!
The title is,
Jinsei Ga Mou Hajimatteiru.
The coupling was written by Ichii-san herself.
I see.
Yes.
Ichii-san was a teacher to Goto-san when she was a girl.
She was a great senpai with a sense of responsibility.
That's true.
What?
What are you looking at?
I don't know.
I said I'm not looking down on you!
I raised you like a mother!
You're saying I'm not looking down on you?
What?
Fine. I'm going to go all out from now on.
Got it?
What's your answer?
Yes.
Straighten your back!
Is that okay?
Ichikawa-san, you're still bent.
I'm not bent!
You're making a good point!
To be honest,
Nagata-san took a two-week break, right?
Yes.
She's actually a bit of a teacher.
What do you mean?
So, what should I say?
I want to say something to Nakata-san.
I don't need you guys.
What are you talking about?
I want to talk to Nakata-san.
What are you talking about?
Happy!
You're so young.
You're so fresh.
I think it's amazing that Happy suits you.
Happy!
I lost.
Next up is the latest information on the Kids Audition!
Thank you for applying to the Hello! Project Kids Audition!
Last year, there were over 21,000 applications for the Morning Musume.
The Hello! Project Kids Audition is finally starting!
Look at this!
Oh!
It's a student part-time job!
A new drama for the Melon Anniversary has appeared again!
It's called,
Tobidase! Part-time Shibata!
Here it is.
Every time, Shibata, Ootani, and Murata will challenge the mysterious part-time jobs that Saito will introduce.
What kind of experiments will happen?
Next week's Tobidase! Part-time Shibata!
Don't miss it!
Here's a present from the program.
A digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos, the Kamedeya C2 Zoom,
and a car rental network from Gariver, a nationwide network,
and an MD player.
Each person will receive a present.
Applications can be made to this email address.