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Dance! Dance! Exciting!
Everyone in front of the TV, let's dance!
The 2nd Haramani Dance Battle!
Today is the 2nd episode of the dance battle!
We will make the last dance battle even more exciting!
Does anyone have an important person?
Who is it?
Let's have her on stage!
Today's guest is Iida-sensei!
It's been a while!
I feel like a new type of dance has been introduced.
I studied a bit in New York.
In New York?
Do you know Iida-sensei?
Iida-sensei...
He's a good dancer.
He's cute.
Iida-sensei is a bit...
He's a bit scared to dance in that scene.
Hello, Morning!
The 2nd episode of the dance battle!
Yabuchi Yoshizawa's fateful battle, once again!
Nakata-sensei is crying.
He's in deep trouble.
Osaru vs. Pyon Seijin!
Hitsuji-pro, Ikutiyamori's special technique!
After this, dancing to the music of the world!
The story of a small love in your heart.
Let's go, Tatoeba!
You really get into a lot of fights, don't you?
Leave me alone.
What's the cause this time?
Anything.
I can't keep up with you all the time.
Maybe you're just unlucky.
See you.
Let's go.
I see.
What?
Megumi!
Are you alone today?
Did you guys fight again?
Tapioca Pearl Drink
Which one's red?
Get on.
Okay.
I'm sorry about the other day.
After this, Goto Ishikawa's special dance will explode!
The 2nd Hello! Dance Battle!
This time too, the two teams will battle in various dances!
The judge is, of course, this person, Iida-sensei!
The first round is the World Music Dance Battle!
In the first round, the two representatives of each team will battle in the world's dance music!
The music will run from the dance to the Hawaiian dance!
Is there a point?
That's right.
If you hold it down.
That's right.
After all, everyone's hearts and eyes are the most important.
After all, the dance that makes people bored doesn't convey the heart.
Everyone, please sing with all your heart.
Sing?
No, please dance.
Each team will decide the representative and music at a careful strategy meeting.
The Abe team is Kago and Konno.
The Yasuda team is represented by Takahashi and Kijika.
Well then, the Abe team!
Let's Dance with Mambo!
I'm not done yet!
Don't fade out!
I'm not done yet!
Sensei, how was the dance just now?
That's right.
I've never seen such an intense Kono-san before.
Kono-chan did her best.
Well then, Yasuda Team, let's dance with Flamenco!
Flamenco Dance
Sensei, you're the best!
Sensei, how was the dance just now?
Of course, Tsuji-chan is funny, but you're dancing, aren't you?
Normally.
But your vroom vroom was lovely.
Now, the first round. Which team was better?
Iida-sensei, please judge.
Both were good, but...
Is it this one?
Vroom vroom!
Amazing!
That's right. I said it first, didn't I?
Tsuji-chan, who put love and attention on her nails.
It's wonderful.
The second round is a dance battle using props!
In the second round, each team's representative will use the props in front of them for a dance battle.
I'd like you to show me an example.
Of course.
Oh, please.
Then, I'll bring this.
I mean...
What are you going to do?
Well...
Isn't it okay to use a ball?
Teacher, isn't the cloak in the way?
Oh, it's already part of me.
Yes.
Then, teacher, please.
Yes.
Is that okay?
Nice to meet you.
This is part of me.
Then, music start!
Teacher!
It's cool!
It's cool, teacher!
It's cool.
Thank you.
Teacher, what's the point of this dance?
Well...
I'm going to hold the ball and dance.
Thank you.
I don't know if Iida-sensei's example was helpful, but as a result of the strategy meeting, Yasuda's team chose Yasuda as the younger brother.
Abe's team chose Ishikawa and Niigaki as the representative.
Then, Yasuda's team, let's dance with the props!
What should I do?
Yes!
Is this okay, teacher?
Hey!
What should I do?
Yes!
What?
I don't know!
What should I do?
Yes!
Sense?
I don't have any sense.
I don't get it.
I don't know what to do with a tool like this.
I don't have any sense.
I'm sorry.
Team Mabinogi's tool is dancing.
Dancing.
Ah.
Eh?
What are we doing?
Wait a minute.
Satomi Ichidan.
Senpai.
Welcome.
Chiyno Makiguchi.
What?
Okay.
Whoa.
It's a gold medal.
Sensei, how was it?
Her dance was very impressive.
What was the theme?
It was...
KABUNUKI.
She did KABUNUKI.
Bravo!
KABUNUKI.
Who won the second round?
Which team was better?
Iida-sensei, your judgment.
I thought it was KABUNUKI.
Bravo!
The winner of the second round is...
Team Ame.
Thank you.
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrived at the Hallomoni Theater,
there was a bus stop in a corner of the city
where the students of Hallomoni Girls' Academy
often used.
Good morning.
When will her hair be fixed?
How old is she?
Whatever.
Good morning.
Ame-senpai,
please teach me.
What?
I'm not good at sports,
so I can't teach you basketball.
I'm sorry.
I want you to teach me studying.
Studying?
I'm a little good at studying,
so it's okay.
You're famous for being the best at studying
among high school students.
That's right.
You can do it.
Listen to me.
There's Einstein's relativistic theory.
That's right.
There's a special relativistic theory
and a general relativistic theory.
I don't know the difference.
So I want you to teach me.
You want me to teach you the difference?
Yes, please.
But I'm busy studying.
Can you make it easier for me?
I'll teach you now.
Please.
Please teach me.
I'll teach you now.
Shut up.
I'm busy studying.
I'll teach you later.
Please.
I can't.
What am I doing?
I can't.
I'm sweating.
There are so many weird people.
Einstein.
What was it?
I hope the bus won't come.
Hi.
What are you wearing?
Good morning.
I came from all over the world.
I'm Scotland Joke from England.
Hey, William.
What's up, Henry?
Can you drink whiskey?
Just a little.
Scotch whiskey and
a little
just a little.
It's funny.
See you next week.
You're not cool, Yoshizawa.
Why do you have that?
That's amazing.
I hope the bus won't come.
It hurts.
That voice.
Grandma.
It's been a while.
Good morning.
It's me.
You're my granddaughter's
boyfriend's sister, right?
Yes, I am.
My younger brother,
Abe Kawamochi, takes care of her.
That's right.
He takes care of her.
He said
Kawamochi is
as cute as you.
That's not true.
She's
as cute as you,
isn't she?
Isn't that weird?
She's not cute.
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake.
By the way,
I just got out of the hospital.
What's wrong?
My back hurts.
Your back hurts?
I got an injection.
It still hurts.
Where?
Around here.
Grandma.
What are you doing?
I got an injection.
Grandma.
Don't touch me.
It hurts, doesn't it?
Don't touch me.
You should go to the hospital.
Are you okay?
Take care of yourself.
You're both
the same.
I'm surprised.
There are many strange people.
What was Einstein?
Dr. Nakazawa.
Good morning.
Humans are sad, aren't they?
Dr. Nakazawa,
who is always energetic,
why do you look so sad?
Actually,
I was rejected by a matchmaker again.
I knew it.
But...
Cheer up.
You have a long life.
No.
Wait a minute.
It's your first time.
You don't know yet.
I'm already 99 years old.
I can't go to school
with a smile on my face.
What should I do?
I'm in trouble.
What should I do?
Grandma.
The teacher said
she was sad
because she was rejected by a matchmaker again.
How about that?
Why don't you comfort
Ayano Kouji and Fumimaro?
I understand.
That's right.
Cheer up.
Who is it?
I heard a rumor.
You don't have to cry.
You don't know well.
I don't know well.
Wait a minute.
You should comfort Ishikawa.
Like this.
I don't know well.
Double shock.
Teacher.
Where are you going?
It's too dark.
I can't go to school.
You can't go to school.
It hurts.
You can't go to school.
I can't go to school.
You are a teacher.
I don't want to go to school.
I'm going to die.
You are a teacher.
You can't go to school.
You are a teacher.
The students are waiting for you.
You can't go to school.
What?
Wait a minute.
You can go to school.
When will you go to school?
The bus has arrived.
Many people have changed.
You can go to school.
Hello, everyone.
Hello, morning.
The 3rd round is a dance battle!
The 3rd round is a dance battle with 3 cards.
Iida-sensei, do you have a point?
Well, I want to express your face.
My face?
Your face?
That's right. A face is a part of a woman, right?
A man's face is also a part of a woman.
Both teams have chosen a topic.
Abe team is octopus, I'm octopus-chan, Fuji-chan.
Yasuda team is Osmo-san, Nacho, speed skater.
I'll do my best.
Well then, let's go. Let's dance.
What is this? Is it an octopus?
It's an octopus.
It's a human octopus.
It's a human.
It's good to be a human.
It's a human.
Good!
I'm Akako-chan!
I'm Suji-chan!
I'm Akako-chan!
I'm Nacchan!
I'm Marichan!
Good!
Thank you everyone!
So, how was it teacher Mina?
Thank you very much!
Great!
That was amazing!
This is the first time I've seen teamwork!
Let's do our best!
Yashida team, let's dancing!
Great!
You're doing great!
What's this? You didn't practice, did you?
No, we didn't.
That's amazing.
We practiced.
What do you think, Sensei?
What's this?
What do you think?
This is difficult.
Everyone is getting better and better.
I like this dance.
Who will be the judge of the third round?
This is difficult.
The winner of this round is Yashida team!
Yashida team won!
Teamwork is important, isn't it?
I think you did well
Thank you
Keep dancing
Yes, I'll do my best
That's all for the second dance battle
Yeah!
What's that?
Oh, what's that?
Oh, it's the Pipo Monkey Warriors who came from the Monkey Planet
Catch them!
Bad monkey, Pipo Monkey
Bosses tried a great plan with their own hands
Sujipyon!
Banana, banana
I know
Sujipyon and Pipo Monkey became good friends
It's becoming like a monkey
Sujipyon became a monkey
No, at this rate Sujipyon will become a complete monkey
Boss
It's a rule to catch them with food
That's the only way
I'm interested
Come on!
It's coming!
I'm scared
To be continued
What do you want to do, boss?
I want to be stronger than a monkey.
A dog!
In a dog park.
In a cage.
I want to be a dog.
In America.
Did you hear that, Miss?
Yes, I did.
You're not bragging about being born in Hawaii, are you?
What do you mean, born in Hawaii?
A pregnant woman is born naked, isn't she?
I'll give you a big dive.
What's wrong with my English?
It's not my fault that I can't speak English.
I don't understand at all.
This is the only way to get back Chuji-pyo.
Chuji-pyo!
Have some strawberries!
Itadakimasu!
No, no, no!
If you don't mind, I'd like some, too.
What are you two doing?
I'll take it!
It's too late.
What did you say?
Last time, a student from Tokyo and Tsujidon had a fierce fight.
I'll take it!
Stop it!
Stop it, you two!
What?
I don't like this!
Don't fight!
Which way are you looking?
Don't fight over me!
No, no, no!
It's not about you!
Mikako's desperate cry brought despair to this classroom.
I'm sorry!
Bye-bye!
Yudaki went home.
I see, Mika.
I get it.
What?
Did you get it just now?
It was my fault.
No, it wasn't.
It was my fault.
No, it was my fault.
Me, too.
No, it was my fault.
You bastard!
Here we go again!
Let's run to that sunset!
It's a sunset!
What?
Piposal is collapsing!
In the game world, the vacuum cleaner is the greatest weapon!
Yes!
In Piposal 2001, you can vacuum your underwear!
We're going to win!
We did it!
Damn it!
I'm so jealous!
It'd be great if Tsuzupyon could be honest.
Let's go for another round!
Well then, Tsuzupyon...
Let's go!
Yeah!
It's a win-win!
Peek-a-boo!
Awesome!
We did it, Pyon!
Awesome!
The Piposaru that came this time were extinguished by the dog of Fujipyon,
but there are many friends of the evil Piposaru.
This summer, they will attack us again and again.
Boss, here's your change.
I have a bad feeling about this.
Peek-a-boo!
More! More!
Peekaboo!
Nugge!
Finally, the sick spirit has been defeated.
Really?
The mysterious burnt spirit is coming!
Next time...
Mama, my teeth are burning!
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Hello, Pro News! I'm Shia Mishika!
I'm Shia Mishika!
It's really hard to sneeze.
I'm sorry.
Hello, Pro News! I'm Shia Mishika!
Sneezing is hard, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's the first time I've seen someone wearing a mask on the show.
It's really hard.
It's hard.
It's good to change the TV like that, isn't it?
No way!
Don't worry. I'm totally fine.
I just have a cold and a runny nose.
Are you really sick?
Are you okay?
Here's the first news.
The video and DVD of IDOL-O-SAGASE, which has been around for 3 years, will be released on April 3rd!
IDOL-O-SAGASE is a program that Nakazawa really likes.
This time, there are two videos in one DVD.
It's hard to broadcast.
But I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
Nakazawa Yuko, who was the first and third generation MC of IDOL-O-SAGASE, is doing her best for this program.
It's full of highlights, isn't it?
Since IDOL-O-SAGASE is over, Nakazawa Yuko will pour her life into HELLO! MONI.
No, I don't want to.
Do you want to help HELLO! PRO-NEWS?
I think this is enough for HELLO! PRO-NEWS.
Wait a minute!
If you say it, I'll just follow it.
HELLO! PRO-NEWS is also loose and fun.
For all the fans, please watch this DVD and video.
Here's the next news.
Morning Musume.'s single Soda We Are Live will be released as a single on April 10th.
This time, not only the promotion video, but also the making video of Soda We Are Live.
I think this is also a great video for the fans.
The price is 1,260 yen.
It's cheap!
You can see 13 people just by paying 1,260 yen.
It's great.
It's not even 100 yen per person.
It's cheap.
That's right.
That's not the case.
Are you looking forward to it?
I have a sad news here.
From next week, it will be two weeks.
What?
Is Tama-san on vacation?
Why are you so happy?
There are a lot of people coming, right?
I think it's a hobby.
I can't do it anymore.
Can I sleep for two weeks?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Can I ask Chami to do it?
It's weird if it's red.
After this, who will be the NG girl?
I heard it, I heard it.
I want to be confident about being born in Hawaii.
I'm sorry.
Confidence?
I'm proud of it.
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