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Get whatever you want!
Haramaru vs. Dajale
So...
Yes!
Thanks to a strong request from the members
Dajale has come back again!
Welcome back!
Who requested it?
Me!
How about the new member?
I don't have a new idea...
You don't have a new idea?
This time, for a good answer
Dajale has used a small tool
as a present!
But...
We don't need an eraser, do we?
We have a pen!
We don't need an eraser, do we?
Iida-san, you used a parasol last time
You'll use it again this time, right?
I don't need a parasol!
There will be items that everyone will like
It's good to aim for what you want
It's also good to use Dajale for anything!
Okinawa!
That's all!
Wait! Who wants to see Dajale's example?
I don't know if I don't see it
Dajale is Yuu-chan, right?
Hurry up and do it!
People who are older than me may know
The person who is riding a horse in Sengoku period is
Ohyo-san!
Do you know?
Ohyo-san!
The answer is...
Ohyo-san!
So I wrote Ohyo-san!
Dajale is back!
There are a lot of new items!
A new character has been born!
A foreigner and a cat's boyfriend?
Kyoseijin has a strong enemy!
Get rid of that fast-moving guy!
After this!
Dajale with Iji and Fly has been born!
A small love story in your heart
Let's make an example!
Ayumi!
What's going on?
What?
Nothing.
She suddenly got sick and said hello to everyone.
So I went to the station.
Ayumi, tell her you love her.
And then she...
You said yes, but why?
We're not there yet...
Don't say anything.
From now on.
Take good care of me.
Don't say anything.
We are looking forward to the anniversary of your love.
From now on.
After this, a new item will also appear.
Dajale Championship Start!
I was thinking all the time.
I was in a hurry.
I'm tired.
I'm going.
I'm a liar.
Why?
I'm angry.
I don't know what you are talking about.
May I?
Bob Michelangelo.
Can you buy it?
Why?
Is this a dog?
I'm glad it's a dog.
It's better to see the face.
It's a new song.
I'm going.
We are alive.
The Carrot.
Yes, the Carrot.
Don't exaggerate.
Good.
I can't do it.
I have to put on mascara.
I'm going.
I don't need it.
Please give me this.
The payment is
cash.
Cash.
It's funny.
I don't need it.
I have a lot of cash.
Stupid.
Why do you say that?
I bit my tongue.
Why?
Why are you angry?
I'm hungry.
The grave of fireflies.
Good.
Ayaguchi.
If you don't bite it,
you will succeed.
I'm going.
Why are you Romeo?
Why are you Juliet?
Did you call me?
The vegetables are piled up.
Good.
What is this?
I don't know.
What was it? If you remember, do it later.
Kaori.
What's your name?
It's Nacchi.
Ah, I see. Inukamono.
Why?
Inukamono.
Bye bye, arigatou, sayounara.
Mopu.
It's a secret between you.
Mopu.
What?
I know what it is.
What is it?
Here is the next important item.
What is it?
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrived at the Halloween theater,
there was a bus stop that the students of Haromoni Girls' Academy often used.
Happy!
What's with that person?
Happy!
Huh?
Isn't that Ms. Kondo from the junior high?
What's wrong?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
What?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
What happened?
When I woke up in the morning, there was a bear under my eyes.
You don't have to worry about that.
No, there was a bear under my eyes.
That's too sad.
It seems like it's looking at me.
Huh?
It's Ms. Niigaki from the junior high.
What's wrong?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
Are you sad, too?
Why?
When I woke up in the morning, there was a bear under my eyes.
You don't have to worry about that.
That's too sad.
I understand how you feel.
But that doesn't matter.
I can't live with this eyebrow.
What are you talking about?
You can't complain about that.
You have to live well.
What did you say?
Niigaki, you're too much!
You're such a coward!
What's wrong with having thick eyebrows?
There's a bear under my eyes.
I have thick eyebrows, a bear under my eyes, and a red cheek.
My nose is oily and my shoes are stinky.
I can't memorize kanji.
I can't sleep well because of a cold.
But I've been trying my best.
I have a little thing that I don't like.
Ishikawa-senpai, I understand.
We'll do our best like Ishikawa-senpai.
It's a promise.
Does it hurt?
I'm sorry.
Let's go to the hospital.
I'm sorry.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
Ishikawa-san, you're under a lot of stress.
It's getting worse.
It happens a lot.
I was so worried.
Can you hear anything?
I can hear it in my ears.
Hey!
What's wrong?
Why are you crying?
I'm not crying yet.
You're a little flashy.
I'm back today.
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
Abe-kun is too popular.
Abe-kun is...
Abe Kawamochi-kun.
He's a cute boy.
That's right.
He's Kemeko's boyfriend.
Kemeko-chan!
Kemeko-chan, why are you angry?
Because...
I like other girls more than Kemeko.
What did you say?
I like Kemeko the most.
Really?
Really.
I'm Kemeko.
Thank you.
Kemeko, Kemeko, Kemeko.
You have to practice.
That's right.
The two of us will practice.
When you grow up, you'll be a Myoto Mania.
That's right.
You two are funny.
Thank you.
What?
What did you say?
It's okay.
Let's go.
Thank you.
Do you know?
What?
What is the 10th year of marriage?
The 10th year of marriage is a same-sex marriage.
What about the 25th year?
The 25th year is a silver marriage.
What about the 50th year?
The 50th year is a gold marriage.
What about the 80th year?
Is there such a thing?
It's a funeral.
Thank you.
I'm glad.
It seems to have gone well.
I'm glad.
I think we're getting along well.
I'm glad.
It's hard.
Yes.
Mr. Yoshizawa.
Do you want to do the world joke again today?
I won't do it today.
I won't do it.
My friend will do it.
My friend will do it?
Oh, yes.
It's Lucy Goroh from America.
Hi.
Come on.
Hi.
Lucy.
Hi.
Lucy.
OK?
OK.
Let's go.
Hitomi and Lucy's American joke.
Hi, Hitomi.
Yes.
Do you know President Bush's favorite Japanese proverb?
I don't know.
Tell me.
OK.
What is President Bush's favorite Japanese proverb?
Bush doesn't eat, but Takayoshi does.
Great.
You're betting on Bush and Bush.
Yes, Hitomi.
You're good, Lucy.
Don't say that.
I know.
That's enough.
Let's listen to it together.
Encore.
OK?
OK.
Do you know President Bush's favorite Japanese TV show?
TV show?
I don't know.
Tell me.
OK.
What is President Bush's favorite Japanese TV show?
President Bush...
What is President Bush's favorite Japanese TV show?
President Bush's favorite Japanese TV show.
Great.
You're betting on Bush and Bush.
Yes, Hitomi.
You're good, Lucy.
I can't lose.
Let's do it.
OK.
One, two, three, four.
Four, three, four.
Let's see the results.
Ready?
OK.
Go back, go back.
If this one laughs, it's Barack Obama.
They did well.
Allow me.
One, two, three, four.
Four, three, four.
What is it?
A new item
We have prepared a cute item that you like
Please get it
I got a new one for New Year's
Kitty seat
Why?
Did you get anything?
I didn't get anything
Let's see, Kao-chan
What is it?
Why do you know it?
I'm just imitating
I'm Judy Ong
What is it?
A new item
I want it
Looks delicious
We have prepared a tasty item that you like
Please get it
Hey, orange is not coming?
Orange! Orange!
This is a pretty high level.
It's a very advanced version of Nacchi.
Terrible!
Orange is not coming!
Help me! I'm drowning!
Up! Up!
I got a ring!
Let's go!
Sushi!
You!
Even now!
Why are you laughing?
How old are you?
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8
I'm 8 years old!
Cute!
Even at home, she's still cute.
Cute.
I'll say it first.
Suji-chan didn't think of it, but she got this.
Did you think of it?
Yes.
Please.
This is a meat bun.
What about this?
It's the same.
Let me go.
Wait, say it again.
This is a meat bun.
Wait.
What?
Even if it looks dirty, the inside is delicious.
Right, Imou-chan?
Yes.
I did it!
Which one is this?
It's delicious!
Oden!
Uchikawarika always does that.
Eguchi-chan, don't say that.
Uchikawarika!
That was good.
It was fun.
Can I have it?
I don't think I can.
I'm getting hungry.
It fell!
Wait!
But what I just thought of wasn't fun.
I'm going to win.
What do Koizumi-san and Tanaka-san think?
About politics?
Yes, politics!
I did it!
Aichi-chan, I'm counting on you.
Yes.
Takoyaki.
Really?
The viewers are pretty angry.
Tako-chan!
Wait a minute.
What is this?
Are you eating something?
You're eating something, right?
You ate it, right?
What did you eat?
What?
What did you eat?
You ate takoyaki, right?
Yes.
Ishikawa, you're useless.
That's funny.
Ishikawa-san.
But I'm so happy to get something like this.
I don't need this.
It's trash.
Thank you.
Please take this.
I hope we can get married.
It doesn't matter.
You think you can get it if you have it, don't you?
I'll give it to you next time.
The end!
You got a lot.
I got a lot.
Please check what you got.
What's wrong with you?
I got it, so I'm going to wear it at home.
I did my best today.
You said that, but you only got one.
One person gets one.
Tsuji-chan was a little rebellious.
Do you like it?
I like it.
I understand.
That's all.
This was Haramani Dojyaru Examination.
To be continued.
Byon Seijin Weekly!
Ta-da!
We're back!
Everyone in front of the TV, it's time for a quiz!
It's a sudden quiz!
Which of the following is the first thing that comes to your mind when you think of Byon?
Music, start!
I want to dance with you!
What is it?
Wow! What is it, Byon?
Ready, start!
Huh?
It's Ono-pyon!
Ta-da!
Hey!
Go away!
Shut up!
What's with all the startling just now?!
We're so sorry, everyone!
Hello there!
Let's do a research!
What is the twist about the tulee?!
Mugyu!
Hey!
I don't like this.
There's no adult who gets so angry.
It's pretty fun, isn't it?
Let's see if everyone in front of the TV can beat me.
I'm not good at this.
I can do it.
If you keep doing that, your friends will run away.
Now, it's time for the new school year on Earth.
This is the time for transfer students to come and make new friends.
Hey, everyone.
Take your seats.
Today, I'm going to introduce you to a new friend.
It's a transfer student from Tokyo.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Tokyo.
Hey, Suzudon!
Suzukani!
Introduce yourself.
I'm Kawaita from Tokyo.
Nice to meet you.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Tokyo.
Suzudon!
Suzukani.
I'm Suzukani.
Suzupyon!
I have a question.
What is it?
Have you ever been to Shibuya?
Of course.
I've been to Tokyo, Centerville, Parco, and Casteljau.
I lost.
Have you been to Shibuya, Spain?
Of course not.
You just made fun of me.
I didn't.
I did.
I didn't.
I did.
I didn't.
I definitely did.
I definitely didn't.
I did.
I didn't.
I did.
I didn't.
You called me an idiot.
I didn't call you an idiot.
I heard you calling me an idiot.
You have bad ears.
No, I have good ears.
I did.
When did you say you did?
I did.
When did you say you did?
What time, what minute, what second?
How long did the Earth rotate?
You just said it.
I didn't.
What did you say?
You idiot.
Stop it.
Let me go.
You idiot.
Stop it, you two.
What?
I don't want to do this anymore.
Mikako was in so much pain.
Her fate was in danger.
Who did this to Kojima?
It's a sequel.
I love Oyabin.
I can't wait for the next episode.
What?
What's that?
It's a time machine.
It's trying to change the history of the universe.
Let's start with Sarugetschu.
It's Piposaru Seijin.
In 1999, Piposaru appeared in the game world.
In 2001, he kept attacking children on Earth.
This summer, they became Sarugetschu 2.
They will come back with more power.
Sarugetschu is in trouble.
We're in trouble.
Don't miss the next episode!
The net is the best way to catch a miposaru!
Alright, let's catch them all!
Hooray! We did it!
No!
I'm beat!
I can't just sit here!
Is there no other way?
Boss!
How about this?
I'll put a monkey's favorite banana under the basket!
Okay!
There it is!
I did it!
Oh no!
I did it!
Sujin-pyo! What are you doing?
Banana! Banana!
I know it's a banana!
What are you going to do if you get caught?
Banana! Banana!
Yes!
I'm dancing!
You two look like you're having fun.
It's fine.
It's not easy.
When did you two get so close?
Hey, Sujin-pyo!
What are you doing?
Look! Look! Sujin-pyo's body is getting closer!
It's getting rounder!
Go! Go! Go!
I have to get rid of Sujin-pyo!
Sujin-pyo has turned into a monkey!
Next episode, Sujin-pyo finally swallows a monkey!
And now, the confusing Hello! Produce!
Next episode
Sakura! Sakura!
Sakura-san, why do you want to bloom so soon?
You should hurry up and bloom.
This is no good.
Hello! I'm Chami-shika!
What's wrong?
It's been a while since I heard you sing.
Sakura!
What's wrong?
I came to the studio with a lot of energy today.
You're early this year.
You're early. You're early to bloom.
I don't like the word bloom.
I'm going to bloom.
I'm Nakazaeko, who can't keep up with Ishikawa- san's energy.
I'm going to bloom.
You're the only one who's excited.
You say that a lot.
Not only Sakura, but also Nakazawa-san.
I pray that spring will come.
I'd like to go to the first news right away.
The words are a little strange.
Morning Musume's new album was released last Wednesday.
It's been a while since I heard the Morning Musume album.
It's been a long time.
It's been about two years since I heard the full album.
Let's go!
Let's go to the force.
I think it's a title that's similar to the usual Morning Musume.
Listen to this.
The tour has started. It's from yesterday, right?
It's from the 30th, right?
That's right. It's from yesterday.
What are you talking about?
How do I know?
It started in Fukui.
Fukui?
Isn't it Fukui?
Ishikawa prefecture?
Ishikawa.
What do you mean?
Ishikawa.
Ishikawa and Ishikawa were playing.
What's wrong with you today?
It's hot.
It's great to listen to this album and get excited about the tour.
I want to listen to it right away.
Thank you.
Let's go to the next one.
Last Wednesday, the photo book for Morning Musume, Onagoto, was released.
This is a program that each member of Morning Musume is participating in.
It's called Shin Bishoujo Nikki.
It was released until March.
Among them, there was a corner where you could show off your own members.
There was a book that summarized it.
Of course, there are a lot of postcards from the members.
What is this?
This is a bonus.
Do you know?
It's a bonus.
I'll take this home today.
Of course, Rika Ishikawa will post it, right?
Yes.
What's in it?
Don't touch it.
Hurry up and proceed with the program.
Why don't you all enjoy it like that?
Yes.
That's it.
That's all.
It was Hello! Project news.
I'm happy.
Your voice is high today.
It's better than usual.
After this, what is the NG that Tsujipyon put out?
Mamataki game, ready, start.
This is hard.
Is Tsuji's eyes open?
Hurry up.
Here's a present from the program.
A digital camera that allows anyone to take beautiful photos from Olympus, Camellia C2.
And from the nationwide car purchase network, Gulliver, an MD player.
Each person will receive a present.
Applications go up to this email address.