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One, two, three!
Oh!
What?
Oh!
Is it a double?
If you hit it at once, it will go like this.
Oh!
Let's do it!
It's really scary because it looks like it's going to hit people.
Please be careful!
How much is this?
Ishikawa holds it like this.
I'm scared!
It's 3,000 yen.
Oh!
3,000 yen!
You can't hit people.
Everyone, I have an explanation for how to hit.
We will have a 100th anniversary event!
We will have a 100th anniversary event.
It's still going on, right?
Let's have a fun day!
Good morning!
It's fun!
I'm sorry.
Don't make fun of me!
This is so much fun!
Thanks to all of you, Hello! Morning has reached its 100th episode.
Each member will grow up in a feminine way.
Admire the perfect.
Open it.
We're arrested.
Morning Mission, completed.
60 seconds later, the 100th special will start!
Hello, Morning!
We are Chara-Kai!
We are the Chara-Kai!
We are Chara-Kai!
Chara-Kai!
This show, Hello! Morning, which started in April 2000,
is finally airing for the 100th time today!
Yay!
So we've prepared a small cracker, but a big one.
Thank you.
Kei, it's expensive, so don't throw it away.
Don't throw it away.
That's right.
Okay, thank you.
In this show, we've done a lot of...
Are you okay, Sui-san?
Please calm down.
We've done a lot of things.
We've had a lot of fun.
But now, one by one,
I'd like you to tell me what Hello! Morning is to you.
Let's start with the new member, Niigaki.
Okay.
To Niigaki, Hello! Morning is...
the first time I've ever done a contest!
Yay!
Next, Ogawa.
To Ogawa, Hello! Morning is...
a dog!
Next, Konno.
To Konno, Hello! Morning is...
an important show that trains Konno.
And Takahashi.
To Takahashi, Hello! Morning is...
youth.
Next, Kago-chan.
To Kago, Hello! Morning is...
moving.
Next, Tsuji-chan.
To Tsuji, Hello! Morning is...
a show that makes you fat!
Nice, nice, nice.
You know it, Tsuji-chan.
Next, Yoshida.
To Yoshida, Hello! Morning is...
No, no, no!
To Yoshida, Hello! Morning is...
a sweet and sad melody.
Next, Ishikawa.
To Ishikawa, Hello! Morning is...
an interview with Nakazawa-san!
Next, Goto.
To Goto, Hello! Morning is...
Well, at first...
I was a host.
It's the only show...
where I can talk.
That's nostalgic.
Next, Yaguchi.
To Yaguchi, Hello! Morning is...
a place where you can go crazy.
Kei-chan.
To me, Hello! Morning is...
a training show.
Next, Natsu-chan.
To Natsu-chan, Hello! Morning is...
a place where you can go crazy.
Next, Iida.
To Kaori, Hello! Morning is...
a place where you can go blank.
Well, if there's a guest...
I'd be worried.
I see.
Don't be afraid.
Don't be afraid of the leader.
By the way, to Nakazawa...
Hello! Morning is...
a war between good and evil.
It's hard to deal with...
all these people.
There's a lot of people.
But I'm glad to be back.
I hope each member...
has different thoughts...
about Hello! Morning.
So, today...
from the first show...
to the 99th show last week...
each member...
will have a special show!
It's going to be fun!
There will be a lot of memories...
that we don't want to show.
At the end of the show...
there will be a big announcement...
from next week.
Don't miss it!
Let's go!
One, two...
Hello! Morning 100th Anniversary Special!
The 100th Anniversary Special...
will be broadcasted non-stop.
The Morning Musume.
that can only be seen on this show...
will be shown to each member.
Let's go!
First, the top batter is this person!
Gotou Maki!
I'm Gotou Maki...
and I'm the famous Gotou Maki!
How much have you gained since your debut?
9kg.
Really?
I've lost weight, but...
I've gained weight again, but...
9kg, I guess.
That's a lot.
You can't hide it!
Here I go.
Your face is bad.
Your body is bad.
I'm embarrassed!
My nose...
I can't open my nose.
Welcome to the show.
I'm Gotou Maki.
Thank you for having me.
4 wins.
Oh, really?
4 wins.
Yes, this is the adult team's question.
I want you to do the sexy beam.
That's right.
Sexy beam?
I want you to do the sexy beam.
Morning girls are doing well from Sunday morning.
It's almost summer, so I want to live a refreshing life.
It's not refreshing.
It's not refreshing at all.
Sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara, sayonara.
Today, we have invited a legendary idol.
I'm Maki Goto, the host of Morning Talk.
I'll say goodbye this week.
Bye-bye.
See you next week.
It's not bye-bye.
See you next week.
Bye-bye.
What flavor is it?
It's a secret.
That's good.
You're a little happy.
I was hungry, so I ate 14 plates of sushi and shrimp.
What?
I ate sushi.
Is it soft?
Yes.
It looks delicious.
It's like ice cream.
It looks delicious.
Is it cold?
No, it's cold.
Switch.
This meat...
Meat?
No. 23.
I'm Maki Goto.
Nice to meet you.
Why are you laughing?
Next is Rika Ishikawa.
She is 17 years old.
I'm Rika Ishikawa, a new member.
I'll do my best with a smile.
Eat it first.
I'll eat it.
It's delicious.
I'll eat it.
It's delicious.
Sometimes it's a punch, sometimes it's a kick.
I'll do my best.
Challenge.
It's beautiful.
Hello, I'm Charmy Ishikawa.
I'll put on a popular flower.
Why is it popular?
Where is it popular?
To young people.
I have a question.
We did our best.
Why does it end with Charmy?
I got it.
That's all.
I'm Charmy Ishikawa.
Bye.
I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
Challenge.
It's...
I'll chase my seniors.
Hello.
I'm Charmy Ishikawa.
I'm Yuu.
I'm Ishikawa.
I'm Genki.
I'm Yuu.
I didn't expect to have a corner like this with you.
Yes, I'm very honored.
No, I'm very unpleasant.
Today, commentator Yuko Nakazawa is off.
I want to be cute.
Look, Mr. Nakazawa is not angry.
I can't lose.
I got it.
I'll do my best.
I'm Hitomi Yoshizawa, a new member.
I'll do my best.
Sometimes I punch, sometimes I kick.
I'll arrest you.
Cute.
Open it.
Cute.
Today is fun, isn't it?
It's a lot of fun.
Don't let go of my hand.
I'll do it.
My mouth is melting.
The night spot is Tokyo.
What kind of Tokyo is it?
What should I do?
2, 1.
Where is it?
Cute.
Yossi's Yo! Check it out!
I, Yoshizawa, answer Morning Musume.'s questions.
Yossi's Yo! Check it out!
This is Nuteconan.
I thought I could eat it with confidence.
One more bite.
Thank you.
You didn't put anything weird in it.
You're rude.
What's with that face?
What's with me?
You went to get the ingredients.
I didn't.
You did!
You went to get the ingredients.
You did!
Cute.
There's no ball in it.
It's in my eye.
It's a mouse.
In this tense atmosphere,
it's better than the night of the festival.
It's a mouse.
Hi.
I'm Hitomi.
Wait.
No, no.
Next is Kago with everyone.
I'm a new member, Kago Ai.
I'm into pink now.
Next is Kako.
Kako, go ahead.
There's something in it.
What's this?
It looks good.
I want to eat it.
It's good.
Is that it?
Do you know what a goukon is?
It's a combination of 12 and 13 years old.
You're 12?
You know what a goukon is, don't you?
My mom often does goukon.
Wait.
You can't do that.
2, 1.
Cute.
2, 2, 3.
2, 1, 9.
Please open it.
PUNCH!
Sometimes it's PUNCH, sometimes it's KICK!
I'm going to arrest you!
That's scary!
Imitate Taguchi-chan!
One more!
I'm good at skipping!
Imitate Taguchi-chan!
Bye bye, thank you, good bye!
3 points!
Imitate Taguchi-chan!
I'm going to arrest you!
Imitate Taguchi-chan!
This is the first time I've seen Harmony.
It's a good show.
I've never seen such a cute ghost.
Do you want to be cursed?
I'm Nozomi Tsuji, a new member.
My favorite food is fruit.
How does a grape smell?
Go ahead.
It's delicious.
I'll give it to you.
Tsuji's feet.
Tsuji-san is a member of Harmony.
Are you mad at me?
This isn't a pork cutlet.
Think of it as a rice cake.
I'm happy!
I'm so happy!
I love miso soup.
Sometimes I eat bread and sometimes I eat cake.
You're cute.
If you get any fatter, I won't let you be on TV.
It's like this.
I'm a mystery.
I'm a mystery, too.
Let's be a mystery together.
My grandma is that little girl.
I'm not a grandma. I'm Miso-ji.
You don't have to be on TV.
She's on TV.
Natsumi Abe, 20 years old.
I think there's a mom somewhere.
It's like this, right?
Wait, let's do it again.
Your face is bad.
If you're a girl, you're a girl.
What was that?
3, 2, 1.
You're cute.
That was good.
With a dog.
Hello!
Natsumi Abe, 20 years old.
Let's start the intro.
You know, right?
You're 13 years old and you eat Peperoncino.
Why didn't I know that when I was your age?
It's different.
You're noisy.
Let's eat bread.
Bread!
Natsumi Abe, 20 years old.
The whole country is looking for a phantom.
It's called the Maru-chi-maru-ko-so-do.
And Nacchi.
Nacchi, you're stupid.
This isn't funny.
Here we go.
It's limited to Hokkaido.
I'm sorry.
Hey, hey.
You're my friend, right?
Hey, bear.
If you're going to do that, you should have told me.
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry.
It's late at night.
Thank you for coming all the way to my house.
I'm sorry.
It's difficult.
It's okay.
I'm sorry.
One, two, one, two.
One, two.
Don't stop.
Morning Musume's leader, Iina.
It's your turn.
I'm not pretty, right?
What do you think?
I think it's good.
I'm not a sticky person.
My family doesn't call me Nami.
It's like that.
Nami?
So, in a school group,
we call each other Tsure-shon.
Tokyo, Tokyo, Kyokya-koku.
I'm good at tongue twisters,
but I'm not good at tongue twisters.
Three, two, one.
Hello.
Today, we have a new song.
Look.
What's that?
Everyone.
It's new.
Listen carefully.
What's that?
Who is this?
Kaori.
Morning Musume's Kaori.
It's not me.
But,
Toda, Nacchi, Yaguchi, Yu-chan, Kei-chan,
they're all stupid.
That's not stupid.
Stop it.
I'm Seiko.
We look alike.
I want to be a member of Katrin Musume.
I want to be a member.
You want to be a member?
You're a member, right?
You're boring.
I made a mistake.
64, 64.
Ignore, ignore.
How was it, everyone?
Well, Koala is taking a nap.
Koala, don't sleep.
I'm sorry.
Parasol, parasol.
What's that?
I got it.
I'll show you my face.
Parasol, parasol.
What's that?
Why?
I'll show you.
Welcome.
Parasol fight.
What's that?
So,
Kaori is the leader of the ceremony.
I really wanted to be a leader.
Every time Yu-chan calls me a leader, I answer.
Because I look like a leader.
Are you ready?
21-year-old Kei Yasuda.
Stop.
You can understand, right?
3, 2, 1.
Wait.
3, 2, 1.
Open it.
It's cute.
It's simple and cute.
Do it, Kei-chan.
Kei-chan is...
When Chuu-chan went to a concert the other day, she just put a cloth on her no-sleeve shirt and wore it.
It's called a storm.
Chibara-chan is drinking alcohol.
Emi-chan, are you okay?
Don't fall.
How is it?
Be careful when you run.
Are you okay?
Yes, probably.
I'll do it.
I'm looking forward to it.
It's disgusting.
What is it?
What are you doing?
Are you okay?
I want to go home.
But you're wearing a pleated skirt today.
That's right.
It's cute.
I heard that Yuu-chan is wearing a skirt recently.
I heard that an old lady is wearing a skirt.
Good luck, Yuu-chan.
How long are you going to...
Kei Yasuda
A country girl who doesn't know the dirtiness of the city.
Yuu-chan-sensei, I'm sorry.
Please look forward to the next.
Huh?
Normally, I think it's cuter to talk while moving like this.
Yasuda Kemeko, Kem-pyon!
You ready?
Now, let's get back to work and go around Yamazaki!
Hey, don't look so cool!
It's your butt!
I wanted to meet you.
Oh, thank you!
Did you say, very busy?
Are you busy?
Huh?
What do you mean, very busy?
Busy!
Here we go!
Ki!
Yorokobi!
Do!
Ai!
It's so easy!
Tawashi! Tawashi!
Hello?
Tawashi!
Gokiburi!
I wasn't going to do it at first.
What? I'm scared!
I'm scared!
I told you I didn't want to do it!
You know, Harumoni, you're doing too much Gokiburi.
Sexy!
Again!
Sexy!
I told you I didn't want to do it!
Temi!
I'm scared!
I don't want to do it anymore!
I'm tired.
Hey!
I'm going to watch it.
I don't feel good!
Even though they are the same age, some of them are twice as funny.
Please introduce yourselves.
I'm from Niigata Prefecture.
I'm 13 years old.
I want everyone to remember my face as soon as possible.
I'll do my best!
Please tell me what you like about pumpkins.
Pumpkin!
Pumpkin?
I'm a pumpkin.
I'm 13 years old.
I'm short, but my favorite sport is basketball.
I'll do my best for Harumoni from today.
Please support me!
I'm 15 years old.
I'm from Fukui Prefecture.
The secret to making delicious curry is to add soy sauce when making curry.
I'll do my best to make everyone remember my face as soon as possible.
Please support me!
I'm Asami Konno.
I'm 14 years old.
I'm from Hokkaido.
My favorite foods are potatoes, sweet potatoes, pumpkins, cheese, sushi, and mochi.
I'm a mochi.
I'm careful not to sing today.
I'll do my best to be cheerful when I talk.
I'm moving, so be careful!
What?
I'm sorry, Tanaka-san.
I'm Tanaka Makiko.
I'm good at this.
I'll do my best!
I'm going to tell my mom's mochi story.
I don't want to say that.
I'm Bismark.
This fish is cheap.
I'm Japanese.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Let's try it with your voice
Okay, I'll do it now
I took it off
From now on, we won't call you a new member
We'll push your character to the limit
Let's go!
We'll call you, Yuko Nakazawa
3, 2, 1
Don't show your face
Show your body
We might have to end the morning show
I look exactly like my mother
I want you to cut it out.
My dream is to become a dinosaur.
There is a karaoke battle after this, so don't get drunk.
Karaoke?
I have to drink.
Sugimoto-san
3,2,1
It's embarrassing.
I want to decide the second place.
Who do you choose?
Yuu-chan is not looking.
3,2,1
Aniwa
Please look at the camera.
It's scary.
It's going to be like this from tomorrow.
It's scary.
Morning Musume.
Please say start.
Please.
Yuu-chan, you can forget your age.
Cutely.
Start.
It's 29.
Do you remember?
The first place of the Morning Musume.
Nakazawa Yuu-chan
Nakazawa Yuu-chan couldn't get married this year, but she got the first place.
Isn't it good?
You look young.
Please let me get married soon.
But
I don't think I can.
Please let me get married.
Cute Yuu-chan.
Yuu-chan
The last place is Minimoni.
Minimoni
The leader is Tsuji.
Is it okay?
The first broadcast of the Morning Musume.
Minimoni fans, thank you for waiting.
Minimoni was born from this Halomoni.
It's a super unit now, but I'll show you all of it.
I'll show you all of it.
That's not all.
Next week's broadcast
What does that mean?
Really?
Then that's
No way.
That's right.
But
That's not all.
What? What?
It's amazing!
Please enjoy the special program!
Bye bye!