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Morning Musume.'s No.1 Decisive Battle!
An all out cosplay contest!
Have you been mistaken for comedians recently?
No, we haven't.
You're not comedians, you're singers, right?
Yes, we are!
It's important for singers to have a good voice, right?
Yes!
Are you confident?
We are!
But the champion is...
Me!
Since when are you the champion?
But...
It's just a sightseeing.
I'm excited!
Are the four new members confident?
Yes!
How about your confidence?
I'm confident!
When I was talking on the phone with my mom, my voice was really loud.
I thought it was a secret.
Hello, we are A.I.U.
Momusu will compete for the No.1 girl!
Momusu's new song will be on TV for the first time!
No one can stop Ikei Yosui!
She will fight against Snow Man!
Ikei Yosui vs. Snow Man
A small love story in your heart.
Yes, for example.
What are you doing, Megumi?
That seat isn't yours, is it?
It doesn't matter where I sit.
Okay, I'll go first.
I'll make sure to give it to him.
Love ABC
Love is jealousy
Love is love
We are looking forward to the anniversary of your love
Hello Morning
First of all, as an example, Iida-san
At times like this, I think it's best to show it to Iida-san from NYJ
Standby
Hello Morning Cosplay Voice Contest
The rules are simple
The members transform into various professions and celebrities
Shout a suitable word to the costume and compete for the size of the voice
A hot battle to decide MOMS No.1
Now, who is the first voice girl?
Iida Kaori
Then let's go
Iida Kaori's challenge
The theme is cheer girl
Fight! Fight! MOMS Fight!
The top batter is Iida with 454 points
Next is Tsuji
Next is Yoshizawa Itomi
Standby
Let's go
Yoshizawa Itomi's transformation
And MOMS new song live
Let's go
Yoshizawa Itomi's challenge
The theme is Tsuppari
Yoshizawa
Cute
Only this
I'm 6th place
Is the microphone a little high?
Everyone
Come on
Yoshizawa Itomi's record is 458
Yoshizawa is strange
Why?
A little scary person
Let's go
Ogawa Makoto's challenge
The theme is promise
Antonio Inoki
Why Antonio Inoki?
What is this guy?
Weak
1,2,3
Weakness of 106 hormones
Let's go
Yaguchi Mari's challenge
The theme is primitive man
Go ahead
Yoshizawa
A little
Yoshizawa
Yaguchi has 360 hormones
Let's go
Kago's challenge
The theme is drunk
Yoshizawa
Kawa-chan's challenge
Yoshizawa
Good job
The current top is Kago-chan
As expected
But after this
More amazing performances
Don't go crazy
Hello Morning
Yoshizawa
Kago's challenge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, party up!
Oh, we are light
Even if we struggle, we move
We are humans
Yeah, yeah, we are humans
Idol
Dreamer
Let's do it, let's do it, walk on
Go, jump, go, go, jump
Everyone, everyone
Look, the time has come
to be born in this world
Let's go, go, go, go
Go, go, go, go
Swing, future, our beautiful star
Swing, dream, our beautiful star
Swing, transformation, our beautiful star
Effort, future, a beautiful star
Effort, aha, a beautiful star
Effort, forward, a beautiful star
Effort, peace, a beautiful star
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy
I want to protect you
I'm sure my true feelings will be conveyed
Go! Go! Go! Go!
We're alive
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy
I want to protect you
I can do anything
Go! Go! Go! Go!
I want to be happy
I want to embrace you with love
No matter how old I get
I'm still young
Go! Go! Go! Go!
Realize!
Effort, future, a beautiful star
Effort, aha, a beautiful star
Effort, forward, a beautiful star
Effort, peace, a beautiful star
Until the bus arrived at the Haromoni Theater.
There was a bus stop in a corner of the city that was often used by students of the Haromoni Girls' Academy.
Chiyuka, do you know?
Know what?
It's about Yoshizawa of the 2nd year C-class.
I know Yoshizawa, but I don't know anything. What's wrong?
Recently, I've been saying a joke about the world of Hitomi Yoshizawa, and I've been saying a lot of cold things.
A joke about the world of Hitomi Yoshizawa? What's that?
It's a joke that's really too cold.
Oh, really?
The way I hear it is stupid.
Isn't that more interesting than Mr. Iida?
I'm pretty much a rival.
I see.
Oh, it's coming, it's coming.
Yoshizawa Hitomi
Hi.
It's long, isn't it?
Hi.
Good morning.
It's time for the world joke of Hitomi Yoshizawa.
Today is an American joke.
Hey, Tom.
Do you know what American President Bush likes to eat?
I don't know.
Tell me.
Okay.
What does President Bush like to eat?
Katsuo Bush.
How is it?
Huh?
Sabu.
That's amazing.
What?
You're a genius.
No, no, that's not true.
Tell me that.
It's not a big deal.
I think it's amazing.
Bush, Bush.
Bush attack.
Together.
Don't get angry.
See you next week.
See you next week?
What are you going to do about school?
In a way, you're sick, aren't you?
I don't know what you mean.
But what are you going to do about it?
It's a little annoying.
I'm wearing it.
Help me.
What's wrong?
Our basketball was stolen.
Your basketball was stolen?
Who did you steal it from?
Niigaki, you look really scary.
Are you okay?
Who did you steal it from?
Elementary school students.
Elementary school students?
Elementary school students and middle school students.
But you're a very scary elementary school student.
I've never seen such an elementary school student.
That's it.
There's always a bad elementary school student.
I'm talking too much.
A little sick, a little sick.
Two people?
It's not two people.
It's one person.
One person?
It's one person.
Who is it?
It's really scary.
Who is that person?
What is it?
Good morning.
It's my mom.
Wait a minute.
Is it your mom?
No, I don't have a child like this.
I don't have a child like this.
I told you not to wear it.
Why?
Does it look like my mom?
No, it doesn't.
Stop it.
You look like Grandma Yasuda.
Does that mean I look like Grandma Yasuda?
Grandma Yasuda's...
What?
Yes.
Grandma Yasuda's grandson, Yasuda Kemeko.
Kemepyon.
It's tough for an elementary school student.
It's tough.
Are you really an elementary school student?
You're mean, Grandma.
I'm not mean.
You're an elementary school student.
Really?
Then, tell me the date of birth and the seed you were born with.
I'm an elementary school student, so I don't know.
I usually know that.
I don't know.
Stop it.
Yuka, give me back my basketball.
I don't want to.
You shouldn't do that.
Give it back.
I don't want to.
I love basketball, so I want to play with everyone.
Then, Iida, teach her how to play basketball.
We can do it together.
Really?
She looks like this, but she's the captain of the basketball team at Haromoni Girls' Academy.
Wow, amazing.
Right?
Yes.
Let's play together.
Pass me the ball.
Yes.
Here we go.
Yes.
Pass it.
Let's go.
Yes.
Good luck.
What a bad man.
You are a pure niece, but you tricked an elementary student.
You are a bad man.
Oh my god.
She's a bad woman.
Human is horrible.
What?
Shibu-shibu.
Did you get hit by a basketball too?
No, it's not like that.
When I woke up this morning,
my eyebrows were so thick!
I think they're definitely thick,
but I don't think you can make your eyebrows thin.
No!
My eyebrows are so thick!
That's too sad!
I don't think you can cry just because your eyebrows are thick.
Shibu-shibu.
I don't understand you.
I understand.
What?
I understand your sadness.
I don't know if you're cool or not.
People are the form of the great Lan Coso.
Arama Hoshi Karu Bekeri.
Yoshida Kenko.
Your eyebrows are so nice!
Wait!
I'm going home.
No, aren't you going to school?
I'm not going.
I think you have to go!
I can't go because I'm so sad.
You have to go!
No!
You have to go!
No!
Why not?
I don't want to!
You don't want to?
You're a good daughter!
You can't go to school!
Your eyebrows are so thick!
I hate school lunches!
I'm going to school!
You have to go!
Your eyebrows are so thin!
I understand!
I'll do my best!
That's great!
Are you really an elementary school student?
Yes, I'm a 3rd year elementary school student.
That's impossible.
It's not!
It's impossible.
It's not!
I can't do that!
Big sister, the bus is here!
Don't call me big sister!
The bus is here!
The number of kids is increasing!
Mom!
Is Japan's kindergarten this scary?
It's scary!
It's scary.
Risa Nigaki's challenge.
The theme is...
Fish boy.
Cute fish!
Wife!
See you later!
A small fish shop, 258 Haramoni.
It was cute, 258 Haramoni. I felt like it was going to come out a little more.
Who's next? Kei-chan!
This is Kei-chan, standing by in the back.
She's been doing something weird lately.
What are you doing?
The topic is...
She's wearing it today.
She's taking out things I hate.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here we go.
So, the challenge of the little sick Yasuda-san.
The topic is...
Acting.
Here we go.
Huh?
What? 263 Haramoni.
A little more, Kei-chan.
Kei-chan, this shortness is what I like.
You can do it, right?
Next, God-chan.
She's funny.
God-chan has been a little funny lately.
God-chan is so cute.
Here we go.
God-chan's challenge.
The topic is...
Studying foreigners.
It's like a chimpanzee.
Raw wheat, raw rice, raw egg.
The guest of the day is a Yuku-cooking giant.
Japanese is difficult.
Here we go, God-chan.
664 Haramoni.
A little more, Tomppu-e.
Here we go.
Ishikawa Rika's challenge.
The topic is...
Cheering squad.
Here we go, God-chan.
Here we go, Ishikawa Rika's challenge.
329 Haramoni.
Tsuji-chan, what do you think?
329 Haramoni.
Ishikawa is trying hard, but...
She's laughing at herself.
Why?
Kaori is funny, too.
It's like Ishikawa is dating.
There must be a couple.
There must be.
Here we go.
Takahashi Ai's challenge.
The topic is...
Sumo wrestling.
Takahashi's sumo is 499 Haramoni.
So far, the top is God-chan's 664 Haramoni.
Can she turn the tables with her glasses?
Here we go, Natsumi Abe's challenge.
The topic is...
Yasushi Toyama's challenge.
I'm going to challenge myself.
Here we go.
826 Haramoni.
She's the top.
There's only one person left.
Konan Asami's challenge.
The topic is...
Karate Yawara-chan.
Fight!
Konan Asami's challenge.
677 Haramoni.
2nd place.
The winner is...
Natsumi Abe's 826 Haramoni.
I'm going to challenge myself.
Here we go, Natsumi Abe's challenge.
I did it.
Here we go, Natsumi Abe's challenge.
The topic is...
What is the true identity of the monster that attacked the Pyo Seijin?
It's Snowman, who is planning to freeze the whole universe!
The Pyo Seijin are struggling in front of Snowman.
Their boss is also in a state of panic.
We are T.R.M.
Hara! Hara! Uno! Uno! Uno!
I finally found you!
Snowman is sleeping!
Darn it!
Snowman is angry because of Pyon Seijin's attack.
Finally, he has a decisive move!
Boss!
We're going to die, Pyon!
Leave it to me! I have a great idea!
This is it!
Take this!
It's broken!
What should we do?
We're going to die!
Look, boss!
The only thing left is my boss's bed!
If you hit it with a tongue like that, it's going to break!
It's going to be okay, right?
Cooking in Less Than 30 Seconds
The boss is strong, so I can do it!
I'll put this here and take it out.
And if you look at it, it's easy to do it.
Put this broken boss in here.
All you have to do is hit it with a tongue and put the switch in.
Cooking in Less Than 30 Seconds
Thank you!
But I'm glad you hit it.
By the way, thank you, Miki.
All right, let's beat up the snowman!
All right!
In this case, the eyes are the eyes and the teeth are the teeth!
On the contrary, it's time to cool the snowman!
What should we do?
Coordinate is coordinate.
The boss is cool!
Take the basket out of the basket.
The obvious cracker!
Alumicon on top of alumicon!
A planet crossed the sea!
Is the planet a planet?
The futon is a futon!
The cat is a cat!
No! I don't want to go at all!
I'm having so much fun with such a cold gag!
Snowman is making snow fall in the sky!
This is bad!
This is no good! Everyone's getting buried in the snow!
Then Snowman and the snow are a match made in heaven!
All right! Let's do it!
What's going on?
You!
I'm sorry!
All right!
Let's sing a hot summer song and melt the snow!
Chuchurin, parting in the air, I'm looking forward to it!
The summer beach is...
...romantic
Everyone's winking
You!
Why are you growing smaller, Pyon?
Really, Pyon?
Small, aren't you?
Where did you go, Pyon?
Look, it's all smaller, Pyon!
See?
I don't believe it!
Hey!
Ouch!
Ouch, ouch, ouch.
You won't do anything bad again, Pyon?
No, I won't do anything bad again.
Then, from now on, do you promise to live in peace, Pyon?
Yes, I do, Pyon!
Whatever!
Then, Snowman, goodbye!
He's gone!
Goodbye!
This is how Snowman, who was defeated by Pyon Seijin,
became a good boy and became very popular in a musical that teaches love and friendship to children on Earth.
If you want to challenge Pyon Seijin,
this boss and the Suddokudokkoidomu will teach you, Pyon!
Bring it on!
It would be great if you join us, Suzy-chan.
Bye-bye!
Pyoron-senshin has finally defeated Snowman.
Yet again, the strong enemies are attacking!
Next time on Meat, Meat, Vegetables, Meat, Vegetables!
Transform into Pyon-meat-man!
Nomu-mugi no mamoi no matama mo!
Nemomu-mugi no magobe no pakiyama mo!
Her job is to deliver the news by herself.
My name is Ayue Namenbo-Acai,
The people next to me really like to eatatsu…
What are you talking about?
Ms Nakata, would you please do a little bit of a tongue twister?
No, no...
Ms Nakata! It's for your mouth!
I told you I was going to do a tongue twister.
Um...
Ishikawa Rika no baka, Ishikawa Rika no baka.
I didn't say anything!
Ishikawa Rika no baka, Ishikawa Rika no baka, Ishikawa Rika no baka.
I feel sorry for Rika Ishikawa.
If you say Rika Ishikawa, it will go up.
Thank you.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
Are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure.
I'm a caster of Hello! Produce!
I'm Ishikawa Chiayi.
I'm a caster of Hello! Produce!
Morning Musume's 14th single,
Soda We Are Live, will be released on February 20, 2002.
Is this the first time this year?
This is the first time this year.
I think there are people who are listening to the broadcast program of a certain song of Salt Lake City Olympics.
I also listened to it.
I thought it was a new song of Morning Musume, so I was a little excited.
It's also the theme song of the Olympics.
Anyway, I'm excited.
The lyrics are the same, and our performance is also exciting.
So, I hope that everyone will be energetic by conveying that spirit to everyone.
That's what I think.
Yes!
Thank you.
Is this okay?
I don't know what to say.
A good song doesn't need words.
You don't have enough words, do you?
I just repeated what I said twice.
If I had to say the same thing again, it would be something like the Olympics.
Here is the next news.
The second episode of the Doyou series, The Doyou Pops 2, Haru no Otashuu, will be released on February 20th.
Oh, Morning Musume and the new song will be released on the same day.
Yes, I just found out.
What do you like, Nakazawa-san?
Nothing.
What?
Come on, Nakazawa-san, let's get excited.
I'm tired today.
What are you talking about?
This is a morning program.
Today is Sunday.
I'm sure it's sunny.
I hope that everyone will wake up with this haremoni.
I hope that everyone will look at us and feel like going to the amusement park in the afternoon.
Let's finish.
What?
Let's have a little more fun.
Don't have fun alone.
I'll play with you.
Everyone, let's do our best.
Let's do our best.
2, 1, go.
At the time of adjustment.
I'll do it again.
I'm sorry.
If you want to challenge, please.
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