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New member welcome special!
Once in a lifetime special!
Get a reward for deceiving us with your acting!
New member, Yota-kun!
This time, we would like the new members to acquire acting skills that are absolutely necessary for the future entertainment industry.
Have you ever seen a movie or drama starring our seniors?
Yes!
What is 4?
It's embarrassing.
What about the past ones?
The ones that run.
I'm sorry.
I didn't expect this.
I'm not asking you, I'm asking them.
I'm getting excited.
I'm sorry.
Do you need a pinch?
I've seen Love Century and musicals.
Again?
What is it?
I told you it's not fun!
What is 4?
It's not fun!
What is 4?
It's not fun!
The rules are simple.
If the senior team doesn't have 4 new members, they have to guess the real one.
Now, let's see the new members' deceiving techniques!
The winning team will receive a luxurious cake as a gift from the famous store in Soshigaya, Konditorai Nishikiya.
Yay!
I want to eat it!
Yay!
I want to eat it!
Shut up!
I like this one.
I like this one too.
Go back!
I like that one.
Go to the right!
So, I'll be the judge.
Yay!
Let's take a picture!
Good morning!
Yay!
A secret room!
Four new members!
Will they be able to trick their seniors?
Momosu Udezumojo's The!
A fierce battle between Tsujikon!
And the regular show,
Haramoni Theater's,
Ronseijin!
Wow!
What?
I don't know.
I like the second one.
The first round is,
Who has the lowest frequency?
Yay!
One of the four new members
has the lowest frequency.
Please guess who it is.
Let's start.
Switch on!
It's just the beginning.
Wait, wait, wait.
Niigaki was fast.
She was fast.
I was surprised.
What?
Who is it?
Ogawa is really slow.
Is this the same rhythm?
Yes, it is.
Niigaki is really slow.
She was like,
Yes, yes!
Can you dance like this?
No, I can't.
Why not?
I can't dance like this.
One, two, three.
I can't dance like this.
It's okay.
I can dance like this.
What?
I don't know.
Niigaki.
I feel like Konno is coming.
Time's up!
Who is the real one?
Please answer one by one.
One, two, three.
What?
I'm sorry.
I made a mess.
Isn't they interesting?
What's the answer?
I know!
Switch on!
I knew it! Everyone chose Takashi!
I knew it!
Did you get it?
The winner is Takane Senpai's team!
You were laughing at the beginning, weren't you?
It was so fast.
Was it your first time?
Yes.
I see.
What do you think of the new members' acting skills?
They're cute.
The way they talk is cute.
It's like they haven't fooled anyone yet.
They're cute.
As time goes by, you guys will be fooled.
That's right.
But I'm pure.
What are you talking about?
I'm pretty relaxed.
Until the bus arrived at the Halloween theater.
There was a bus stop in a corner of the city that the students of the Halloween Girls' Academy often used.
Fight! Fight!
Stop the whole thing!
Turn right!
Stop it!
You guys are wrong.
No, it's you!
I'm sorry.
What are you holding?
It's a basketball.
Why are you holding that?
Because it's a basketball.
You idiot!
Everyone is angry.
You're the only one.
I'm sorry.
Are you going to dribble or shoot with that?
Are you going to shoot?
Don't ask me.
You don't understand.
That's my line.
I'm sorry.
Let's go!
Turn left!
Fight! Fight!
That hurts!
Ouch...
Whoa.
Could you...
Whoa...
I think I've found something.
Great.
Glasses on top.
Oh, I don't have glasses.
I don't have glasses.
No, you don't know my glasses.
I don't know.
I don't have glasses.
Can you read this?
I came from the Ministry of Health and Welfare.
It's HANONI.
Are you a high school student and can't read kanji?
I'm KITOKU SHIJO.
KITOKU SHIJO? Are you still single?
That's terrible.
I'm KIKOKU SHIJO.
You're KIKOKU SHIJO, so you can't read kanji.
I'm KIKOKU SHIJO.
Can you read this?
Say,
I'm sorry, beard, sorry, sorry,
I'll grab your head.
I'll grab it.
Oh, no.
You don't have to say anything more,
so say it properly.
OK.
I'm sorry, old lady.
Old lady means green tea.
Old lady.
Old lady?
No.
Old lady.
Oh, come on, remember!
Old lady.
Oh, you got it.
Old lady,
how do you call me?
Old lady.
I don't have a face
I don't want to
I don't have a face
I don't want to
I don't know
I'm sad
I don't know
I'm sad
When I try to cry, my feet stink.
Isn't there someone like that?
No!
That's too much!
Rika-chan! Rika-chan!
You shouldn't cry over that!
I don't understand you, Rika-chan!
I understand.
I understand your sadness.
Ayano Koji Fumimaro's feet stink, too.
If I were to describe it in words, it would be a lie.
I wanted someone to know the sadness before words.
Umezaki Haruo.
Let me explain. Umezaki Haruo is a famous novelist.
Do you understand what I'm saying?
I'm going home.
No!
Let's go to school, Rika-chan!
I can't go because I'm sad.
Why not?
Let's go!
I can't!
Let's go!
No!
Rika-chan, what are you doing?
You're going to hit me because I'm ungrateful, right?
I can't do that!
You're not going to hit me?
I'm against violence!
Please hit me!
No!
I can't stand up if you don't hit me!
So hit me!
No!
Please!
No!
Ungrateful!
Why is this happening?
I'm sorry, Natsumi-chan! Let's go to school together!
What?
Can we go?
Yeah!
I was so sad just now.
That's great!
Let's go together!
Rika-chan, I missed you!
I'm sorry!
I didn't notice!
Rika-chan, the bus is here!
The students of Haromon Girls' Academy were waiting for the bus again this morning.
I'm sorry!
What is it?
Haromorning!
Who is the one with ice water on their feet in the second round?
One of you has ice water on your feet.
Please guess who it is.
Please put your feet in the water.
I haven't put my feet in the water yet.
It's ice water.
Are you okay?
Be careful.
Takahashi-chan.
How cold is it?
It's ice water, so it's getting cold.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What's that sound?
What's that? Ice?
There's ice in the water.
Everyone has ice in their feet.
What's going on?
Why is everyone having ice in their feet?
It's so noisy!
I want to play with it.
It's not that cold.
It's cold.
Takahashi's face is getting worse.
I don't know.
Time's up!
Now, senpai team.
Please tell us who the real one is.
I don't know.
Hi! Hi! Hi!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't want to talk to you while the music is playing.
We have the same blood.
You're a good girl, Nishikawa.
Please tell us the answer.
One, two.
Ogawa!
Who is the correct answer?
Did you think it was different?
It's Ogawa.
What? It's different?
No way.
It's Ogawa.
The correct answer is Ogawa.
So, senpai team wins!
I don't need that kind of punishment.
It's normal.
You were good at acting.
I was deceived at first.
I was good at acting, too.
I'm sorry. It's always the same.
I'm sorry.
It's always the same.
Takahashi is overreacting.
It's cold.
It's not cold at all.
Hello! Morning!
We're going to weigh the new members.
We're going to compete with each other on this scale.
Last time, we saw surprising results.
Please look forward to the next episode.
Konno, who didn't seem to be good at sports, was unexpectedly successful.
In the arm-wrestling match, Ogawa and Takahashi won by only 2 seconds.
Suddenly, Tsuji, who had absolute confidence in arm- wrestling, joined Konno.
The top match to decide the No.1 arm-wrestling in Momusu, which surpassed the new member, suddenly took place.
Who will win?
Let's hear the real enthusiasm.
I'll do my best to win.
If you win this, you'll be the strongest person in Morning Musume.
I'll do my best not to lose.
Ready, go!
Tsutsuji, the king.
His instincts are at their peak.
Huh?
It's a piece of cake?
It's a piece of cake!
I'm a bit nervous.
Me too.
I'm a bit nervous.
How was it?
It was strong.
It was really strong?
In an instant?
Yes.
That's amazing.
You're strong.
You're good.
You're a senpai.
Thank you.
Tsutsuji is happy.
He's showing off his victory dance.
I can do that.
Really?
Isn't that a back flip?
That's a back flip.
I thought so.
He's not only a backflipper,
but also the champion, Tsutsuji.
He defeated the challenger, Konno.
His defense was a success.
Next, we'll measure his weight.
The average weight of a middle school girl is 25kg.
Tsutsuji will also measure his weight.
How is it?
Are you confident?
Not at all.
Not at all?
How is it?
Put all your energy into your hands.
Tsutsuji.
Your hands are big.
They are.
But...
They're thick.
Keep your posture straight.
Straight?
Keep your posture straight.
Keep your spine straight.
That's right.
Raise your chin a little more.
I don't have enough strength.
You can keep your posture as it is.
Tsutsuji challenged himself to keep his posture straight.
Will he be able to do it?
Wait a minute.
He's amazing.
Who is he?
He's amazing.
Look at him.
32kg.
He's amazing.
I was surprised.
He's going to break the microphone.
He's going to break it.
He's amazing.
He's like me.
He's so small.
Takahashi challenged himself to keep his posture straight.
He did it.
But...
It's okay.
This is normal.
He's 25kg.
Next is Ogawa.
One, two, three.
He did it.
He did it a lot.
I just noticed that Ogawa's hands are long.
His hands are long, aren't they?
I was surprised because I thought he was going to break the microphone.
If you compare them, the difference is huge.
Bell
He was the youngest, Niigaki.
He was the lowest in numbers among the other members.
He can hold up 22kg at school.
He's 18 years old.
Now he's 4 years older.
An advice from Tanaka sensei for Konno.
Put out a high tone.
Now Konno's turn.
Tsuji-chan's record is 24kg.
Tsuji-chan won again?
1st place is Tsuji-chan.
Tsuji-chan won 2 times in a row.
Thank you very much.
Tsuji-chan showed his seniority to the new member.
Tsuji-chan won again.
Next is Tsuji-chan.
Tsuji-chan's record is 75kg.
Tsuji-chan's record is 60kg.
Tsuji-chan's record is 70kg.
Tsuji-chan is still a junior high school student.
Tsuji-chan's record is 70kg.
Ogawa showed his strength.
Tsuji-chan's record is 76kg.
Ogawa showed his strength.
Tsuji-chan's record is 74kg.
Cheers!
Cake! Cake! Cake!
Suji-chan, you didn't do anything!
You didn't even join the circle!
Let's eat!
Is it good?
Thank you for waiting!
Let's eat!
Is it good?
Suji-chan, is it good?
It's good!
Konn-chan was fun!
Leader, please say something to the new members!
We did our best, but we didn't show all of it, so let's remember the reactions!
That's it for the new members welcome party!
See you tomorrow!
Far, far away in space, there was a mysterious alien who wanted to conquer the Earth.
That alien learned about the Earth, and was planning a plan to conquer the Earth.
Everyone in front of the TV!
Pyon, pyon, tell me, pyon!
Pyon, pyon, pyon!
Actually, I have some sad news for you today.
Hm? Sad news?
Today, one of us bought some sweets on our way back from school and ate them.
What?
It wasn't me.
Why? You couldn't wait until you got home?
That's why it wasn't me.
Then, everyone, close your eyes.
Now, answer honestly.
Raise your hand if you bought some sweets on your way back from school.
If you answer honestly, I'll give you a punishment.
Well, let's see...
What should I do?
Oh, someone is raising their hand.
Oh, who is that?
Tsuji, I'm hungry.
Tsuji-pyon, Kuro-pyon.
It's obvious-pyon.
Well done.
You already know-pyon, right?
If you try to lie like that...
What's with that challenge-like look?
What's with that challenge-like look-pyon?
Dodo.
Today, I prepared a special punishment for Tsuji- pyon.
It's a special spinning-spinning punishment-pyon!
Spinning spinning spinning.
Oh.
I'm flying-pyon.
I'm running away-pyon.
Are you done-pyon?
Earth's learning item.
Does anyone know what this is-pyon?
Konmage!
That's not it!
Konnyaru!
Kaika...
That's not it!
Onigiri machine!
Here I go!
Did you really eat it just now?
Just a little more.
This is a child's batting machine!
Batting machine!
Now, everyone, let's go!
Here I go!
Leave it to me!
I'm a former New York Yankee!
Here I go!
Red ball!
Go!
Good luck!
Here I go!
Red ball!
I'm a former New York Yankee!
Red ball!
That's not it!
Good luck!
Wow!
That's good!
One more time!
That's amazing!
How to Batte the Earth
But Boss...
How do we attack the earth using this?
What happens when we spread this all over the earth?
The ball that hit will break the window glass!
What will happen when the window glass breaks?
The wind will blow in and the wall of the wind will be broken!
That's right!
If we get on while the earthlings are sleeping,
we can win without fighting!
That's great, Boss!
Yeah! We'll call it the Matching Machine Window Glass Gashan!
We're going to use five different methods to win!
Bravo!
Now then, let's aim to conquer the Earth!
Hey! Hey!
Pyon!
That's our girl!
The goal of the Earth Scout is to conquer the Earth!
Buy it! Pyon Seijin!
What's this?
Caster!
That's the charisma of a martial artist!
Antonio Inoki!
One, two, three, go!
To be continued...
Hello!
What are you doing here?
Nakazawa-san, help me.
Nakazawa-san.
I'm Charmy Ishikawa. Nice to meet you.
I'm Haru Pro Commentator, Nakazawa Yuko.
I'm filled with shy juniors.
What are you doing here?
I get it.
You've become really strong.
I'm having fun.
Here is the first Hello! Pro News of this week.
From December 1st, all the members of Morning Musume.
will be able to enjoy the attractions
in all 7 locations including Joypolis and SEGA Arena.
In the large amusement facilities including Joypolis and SEGA,
there will be 3D sound horror attractions in which
all the members of Morning Musume.
will be able to experience the horror food and the mystery of the haunted photo.
Iida, Yasuda and Ishikawa will be able to experience
this attraction which was just completed on December 1st.
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
Ishikawa will be able to experience this attraction.
Please try it at your home.
Let's get back to the topic.
Together Clips will be released on December 5th.
Happy!
Yay!
Nakazawa, say it with me.
Happy!
Yay!
Together.
One, two.
Happy!
Yay!
Together.
One, two.
Happy!
Yay!
Nakazawa, say it with me.
I'm embarrassed.
I don't want to do it.
Why?
You are addicted to the staff's trap.
Am I?
I've never done that.
Ishikawa Rika is getting worse and worse.
Happy!
Yay!
You are happy, but you are forgetting something.
What is it?
You are a member of Morning Musume.
You are forgetting someone.
Is it Chami?
Chami?
Chami!
It's me.
I'm sorry.
Kanao.
I forgot.
Chami.
Tekori.
There is only Chami.
Please let me in.
Can I?
No, you can't.
Can you sing?
I'm sorry.
Please enjoy the adult charm.
Thank you in advance.
What do you mean by adult?
I feel like a normal adult.
In other words, I'm an old lady.
Everyone.
Before the demon explodes,
it was Hello Pro News.
Bye.
Is it news?
Happy.
I'm Chami Ishikawa Rika.
Chami Ishikawa Rika?
Let's do it again.
No, no, no.
Let's do it as it is.
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