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I'm so happy.
The topic is all over the place.
The new member welcome project is now in the third week.
What is waiting for the four of them this week?
Hello, ONI-Z!
The Hello, ONI special segment is going to attract the four new members.
Check out their sense of humor.
Fuchimori's new song live is a perfect Christmas song.
And this week is going to be perfect. Don't miss out on Yasuda Omae-chan.
Let's sing, come on, sing a song.
The latest song of the big hit, Mr. Moonlight, Ai no Big Band.
Please give me love.
Mr. Moonlight
A little more, one step, straight down
A little more, a step to the right, upside down
Baby baby, tonight we're up the street
Why don't we dance? Paradise
A little more, one step, straight down
Everyone's here, so come on, up and down
Baby baby, tonight we're update
Why don't we sing? Paradise
Oh, if you're my lover, I want to spend 24 hours with you
Then, baby, let's go to work
Love is like a carousel
It suddenly melts and I can't move forward
It's a new life
I swear tonight
It's a new life
I'll do my best
It's a new life
I love you, I'm doing you
Turning to myself
And then
I'm full of smiles
It's a new life, let's make happy days
With our power
It's a new life
Filled with love
Let's sing, let's sing
La la la
Let's sing and sing a song
Wow!
Hey, what's up, what's up, yo, baby
Oh, you mean your heart hurts?
Baby, that's love
Love is painful
I'm sure you fell in love with me because you met me
Come on, it's okay
I'm here
Come on, let's dance
So don't be in a hurry
That's right, kiss me, I mean, step by step
Come on, baby, baby, let's go for a walk tonight
Don't you want to dance?
Come on, let's dance
Oh, if you're my lover, I want to kiss you
I want to kiss you
I want to smell like lemon
Love is sometimes, sometimes
It's a new life
I swear to you
It's a new life
Maybe, surely
It's a new life
I wish that I could be there
But do we want to be fine?
So let's make sure of our love today
La la la
Let's sing, come on, sing
Sing a song
La la la
Let's sing and sing a song
It's a new life
I swear to you tonight
It's a new life
I wish that I could be there
It's a new life
I love you
It's a new life
Maybe, surely
It's a new life
I love you
It's a new life
I wish that I could be there
It's a new life
I love you, we never do enough
It's a new life
The new members are in a big mess
Who the hell is the one who became a horse?
Hello, Morning!
New member welcome project
Once you pass, it's special
The third one is
Dajara's one-shot gag
Yay!
Dajara's one-shot gag
This is also a big project
Let's test the power of the new member's gag ad- lib
Are you good at gag?
I'm good
I don't do it at school
What?
I don't do it
Do it
It's a gag
How about you?
I'm worried
It's okay
How is it?
I don't know
You don't know
Speaking of gag,
Kaori and Yaguchi
One-shot gag king
Yaguchi, who is confident in this game, will lead the team
The rule is simple
The team that gets 10 points first wins
One person must get 1 point
This member is as good as Yaguchi
Yaguchi's team will challenge with 7 people
Are you ready?
Ready, start!
You can use anything
What day is it today?
Monday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
That's right! It's Thursday!
Really?
Yay!
Nacchi just said,
This is Thursday
Anyone can tell it's Thursday
I didn't know
It's Thursday
I don't remember much today
Here we go
Kaori, Kaori
How many points did you get in math today?
100 points
Wow, you're a newbie
Why?
It's always like this when I'm here
Here we go
This rice is rotten
It's rotten
Yay!
Isn't that weird?
It's the first time I've seen that
Really? That's weird
This is definitely a draw
Yu-chan, hurry up and finish it
Who is it?
Mom?
Are you ready?
I'm ready
Good, good, good, good
You did your best, didn't you?
Which team are you on?
I'm on Yaguchi's team
You don't have to be scared
You look scary
You're doing great
You're making an effort
Here you go
Don't say that
I'm going to win
You're a little weak
This is fun
Here you go
I'm going to win
You're doing your best
I'm going to win
Bye bye, thank you, good bye
I'm going to win
I did it
What are you doing?
Which team are you on?
Are you wearing it?
You're wearing it
Am I sexy?
What's the meaning of this?
It's my chest
Didn't you do this last time?
I'm scared
Here you go
I thought about it this morning
I told you
Here you go
Here's the new song, Mr. Moonlight
Which team are you on?
Ms. Iida
I can't help it, give it to me
I made something with potatoes
Potatoes
What?
Potatoes
Everyone doesn't seem to get it
The heat is on
Hello Morning!
Merry Christmas!
I want to get a part-time job this week
I want to get a boyfriend next week
I'm going to have a lot of fun with that kind of girl
If you don't wear a bath suit, you'll get cold
O P I N O P I S
Yeah, that's right!
1.00 roon per month
O P I N O P I S
Hey, your birthday wish, it's out there
It's out there
A Santa Claus, please
Make me look like in the movies
Boyfriend
I want this Christmas to be perfect
I'm thinking of my boyfriend
I'm in a pinch this month, my phone's about to die
If it's for my make-up, I'll get up early
I feel like I'm out, my days off are over
Why is my friend's boyfriend
Not bringing a nice guy?
It's boring
I want this Christmas to be perfect
I'm proud of my wonderful boyfriend
Santa Claus is really here?
I've believed since I was little
Santa Claus, Santa Claus!
I want a perfect Christmas
I want to wait for Christmas
In my head, it's mostly my boyfriend
I want a perfect weekend
I want to surprise him and wait
In my head, it's mostly my boyfriend
I want to be proud of my wonderful boyfriend
I want to be proud of my future boyfriend
Boyfriend
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrived at the Halloween theater
In a corner of the city
There was a bus stop that the students of the Halloween Girls' Academy often use
Part-time job! Part-time job! Part-time job!
Attention!
Right-dress! Right-dress!
Number!
1!
Hey! You don't understand even if I say it at the same time, right?
One by one, in order, in order
1!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You can answer at the same time
Yes! Yes!
Then, number!
1!
2!
3!
4!
Good!
Rest!
Hey!
Is there such a rest?
Come back soon!
The real rest is like this!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Good!
Everyone is in good shape
Let's go!
Left-dress! Left-dress!
Part-time job! Part-time job!
We bumped into each other again.
This bus stop is such a nuisance.
Sheesh.
That hurts!
The bus stop spoke?!
It did.
Scary, scary.
Abe-san!
It's me, it's me!
Eh?
Well...
What are you doing?
Isn't that Professor Nakazawa?
Good morning.
I'm sorry about earlier.
I was in a hurry.
I'm sorry.
You always say that, don't you?
Studying is certainly a good thing, but...
If you don't look forward and walk, it's dangerous, right?
I'm sorry.
By the way,
are you getting along well with Yoshizawa-san, the head of the Kikofuku branch?
Yoshizawa-san has a habit of bringing in foreign customs.
It's really tough.
Foreign customs?
Yes.
Ah.
It's Yoshizawa-san.
Hi! Hey! Come on!
Here we are!
What are you doing, Yoshizawa-san?
I'm hitchhiking.
Hitchhiking?!
Hey, Yoshizawa-san.
Hey!
What are you doing?
Ah! Thank you!
Hey, wait!
Hey, Yoshizawa-san!
Hitchhiking, huh?
Yoshizawa-san is so funny.
Hey! Come on!
Hey!
Yoshizawa-san!
Abe-san!
Eh?
What are you doing?
Ah, Hitchhiking.
Who told you to do that?
I'm sorry, I was just interested.
Interested?
I understand how you feel.
But you can't do that again.
You're still a high school student.
I'm sorry, I got carried away.
I know.
It's embarrassing.
That's right.
No, no.
It's hard.
Grandma!
Good morning!
Good morning.
Um, Grandma?
What is it?
Today isn't anyone's special day, is it?
Today isn't anyone's special day.
I'm glad.
I was worried about what to do if you were to be worshipped in the morning.
I'm sorry.
I'm glad, I'm glad.
Ah!
Ow, ow, ow!
That was close!
Grandma!
Are you okay?
Grandma!
It hurts.
This is a bit of a surprise, isn't it, Sensei?
Grandma, let's go to the hospital.
It's right there, Grandma.
It hurts and I can't move.
Then I'll go get a doctor.
Will you do that?
I'm sorry.
Wait, Grandma!
It's okay, Grandma!
Sensei!
Grandma!
Are you okay?
It hurts.
Does your back hurt?
It hurts.
I understand.
I'll fix it right away.
I'm glad.
Grandma, hang in there.
It's not as bad as I thought, Grandma.
It hurts.
It's okay, Grandma.
I'll fix it right away.
Okay.
Grandma, I'll fix it right away.
It's already fixed.
Sensei, it's okay.
Really?
It's completely healed.
It's totally fine.
You should get it fixed.
It's totally fine.
Really?
Grandma, don't push yourself.
It's totally fine.
Grandma!
It's totally healed.
It's a relief.
You look so healthy.
Thank you so much.
Thank you.
I'm going to go.
See you.
Excuse me,
are you her childhood friend?
Yes, I guess so.
Are you really a doctor?
I think she'll be fine.
Rika, good morning.
You look sad again.
I'm always like that.
Humans are sad.
Rika, what's wrong?
Humans are sad.
I can't stop shaking.
You can't just shake.
You don't have to worry about it.
No!
I can't stop shaking.
I can't stop shaking!
This is a tragedy!
I still don't see what's happening to you.
I know exactly what's happening to you.
I know the tragedy you're in.
This is Fumimaro Ayanokouji from Narcissus High School, Shiritsu.
She's so pretty today.
I love tragedy.
I love tragedy because there is something beautiful in the bottom of the tragedy.
I love Shahr's hat.
She looks so cool.
He's wrong.
Why was she there?
I'm going back home!
Ishikawa-san, let's go to school.
I can't. I can't do this.
Let's go to school together.
I can't.
Ishikawa-san?
Are you kidding me?
You guys,
I don't think you can do anything.
If you can't fly, you'll die.
Are you kidding me?
I'm not going to lose.
Stand up.
I'm not going to lose.
I'm going to fly.
I'm going to do my best.
That's great.
Let's go to school.
That's great.
The bus is here.
That's great.
The students and teachers of Haromori Girls' Academy
were waiting for the bus this morning.
Haromoring
The high-level battle continues.
The two teams are in a 5-on-5 battle.
What will happen?
We're going to be sportsmen.
To be continued.
Music, music, my wife is...
I don't know.
Amazing!
Thank you!
You didn't say anything.
You're amazing.
Are you a horse?
No, I'm not.
I'm a reindeer.
Peace.
You're amazing.
Are you a horse?
No, I'm not.
Are you done?
You're amazing.
I'm from Nawa prefecture.
You're amazing.
I'm a new member.
I'm Risa Niigata.
I'm sorry.
I'm a demon.
I knew it.
I knew it when I saw you.
You're amazing.
I'm tired.
Are you alone?
You're doing a good job.
You're amazing.
You're cute.
You're amazing.
You're doing a good job.
Who is it?
You're amazing.
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
I'm pregnant.
You're amazing.
Hurry up.
I'll do my best.
I'll do my best too.
There are only one team.
It's a famous movie.
I'm going to have a fight in this class.
Kitas Kokeshi.
Future Tsurinashi.
Here I go.
Koshin Hikaru.
I won.
You're good.
Really?
One more time.
Kaori's team wins.
How do you feel about the new members?
We're working hard, but we don't have a sense of humor yet.
We're doing a variety show because we have a sense of humor.
Let's improve our sense of humor.
I didn't think of it today.
Are you okay?
Welcome to the new members.
There was a mysterious alien who wanted to conquer the earth.
The alien learned about the earth and planned a strategy to conquer the earth.
Minimoni Challenge
I'm going to study about the earth today.
You were talking to the camera, but who were you talking to, Pyon?
I was talking to all the Pyon Seijin watching TV, Pyon.
I'm Pyon Kago.
I'm Pyon Tsuji.
I'm Pyon Mika.
I'm Pyon Oyabin.
What?
Maybe there are other people watching besides Pyon Seijin, Pyon.
For example?
Pyoron Seijin.
He's a low-class star with a big mouth.
I went to the cafeteria today.
Pyoron, Pyoron.
This cake is delicious.
Pyoron, Pyoron.
Low-class Pyon!
And there's a pig Seijin.
In winter, we eat a pig.
Low-class Pyon!
And there's a cute Seijin, Pyon.
A cute Seijin?
Yes.
Today's weather is cute, Pyon.
Today's weather is warm and cute, Pyon.
He's a good alien, Pyon.
Wait, Pyon!
There's no such alien, Pyon.
If you want to be called cute, turn on your anger!
I've got a long butt!
It's punishment time-pyon!
Boss! That punishment is...
Hit everyone with the beat-pyon.
I'm not though.
Get ready-pyon-pyon!
Let's go, Oshiaki!
Huh?
Why me, pyon?
Huh?
It's always Tsuji-pyon, so I made a mistake, pyon!
I'm sorry, chai-pyon!
Earth's Learning Item
Do you know what this is, pyon?
Yes, Mika-pyon!
If you polish it, your skin will become smooth and light, pyon!
Boo!
I'm Ikariya Josuke.
This is no good.
Boo!
Here I go!
Correct!
Space Food
Space Food is something you eat in space, pyon.
I got it!
What kind of food is this, pyon?
Eat it and guess, pyon!
All the Pyoseijin in front of the TV should think together, pyon!
What kind of food is this, pyon?
It's hard!
What kind of food is this, pyon?
How does it taste, pyon?
It's a high-class steak, pyon!
Tsuji-pyon!
It's a cow!
A cow!
It's a cow!
No, it's not, pyon!
It's a hamburger!
Correct, pyon!
What kind of food is this, pyon?
It's a yellow, pyon!
It's pretty good.
It's an egg soup base.
It's an omelet, pyon!
Correct, pyon!
Yay, pyon!
Next up is this.
Does everyone know what it is, pyon?
It's ice cream!
That's right.
It's ice cream, which Tsuji-pyon and Kagu-pyon love.
Correct!
It's ice cream, pyon.
I thought it was tofu.
It's not tofu, pyon!
The taste is completely different, pyon!
How do you use this space food to attack the Earth, pyon?
What happens if you spread it all over the Earth, pyon?
Mom doesn't have to cook, pyon!
She can take a nap, pyon!
While mom is taking a nap, we can attack the Earth, pyon!
That's our boss!
It's called...
Space Food Spread!
Mom's Naps!
Space Food Spread!
The day of the Earth invasion is near! Pyon Seijin will surely grow!
Space Food Spread!
Caster, that's an old man who gets drunk at Shinbashi.
Idiot!
Excuse me.
Hello, I'm Kawanishi Chihayami.
Please help me.
I used to do that when I was a member.
Hello Pro News commentator Yuko is a beauty.
You changed your name.
I always change my name.
But I can't beat Bunker Law.
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
What?
This week's news.
The release is approaching on November 14th.
The new single, Pittarishitai Christmas will be released.
It's a Christmas song this time.
It's good.
It's a lonely Christmas again.
Let's spend it together.
Let's listen to this song.
Pittarishimashou.
You're cute.
It's that song.
I heard it's going to be amazing if you release a CD.
What's going to happen?
Three people are wearing sailor clothes.
Yasuda-san?
What did you say?
I didn't say that Nakata-san doesn't look good in sailor clothes.
I didn't say that either.
But I want to wear it if I can.
This scarf.
I like white.
The scarf is white.
And the socks.
The recent socks.
No.
I want to wear it cleanly.
I want to dye my hair black.
The skirt is Kurubushi.
The long one.
I said it's clean.
There was a movie called Sailor and the Machine Gun.
I've seen that scene a few times.
It was cool.
I want to see it.
It's different.
I want to see the real one.
I'm not the real one.
You're so quick.
I can't help but enjoy this time.
I want to see it again.
I want to see it.
This week's Hello! Project News was brought to you by Yuko Nakazawa.
It's different.
I want to see it again.
I want to see it.
It's different.
It was a short time.
Emergency Announcement
On the first Christmas of the 21st century, the Morning Musume. will become Santa.
On December 23rd, there will be a special program called Ichiya Kagiri.
We're looking for people who worked hard this year.
We're looking for people who want to encourage Momus.
Please write down the details of the episode.
Please enter your address, name, age, gender, and contact information.
Please send it to the address you see.
You may be the one to receive the big present from Momus at the end of this year.
Stand up!
You can't lose!
Even if you can't stand up, you have to go to school and work hard.
What's so funny?
It's okay.
Presents from the program!