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This week's Dejimusume is me, Yasuda.
I'm going to show you the usual Morning Musume.
Natsu-san is in the picture.
Good morning, everyone. It's a refreshing morning.
It's refreshing, isn't it, everyone?
Let's go to this week's Hello! Morning!
Hello! Morning!
Fatty and energetic, Momsu Bakushou Contest!
A serious competition, a doll-like fight!
The mysterious Kyouseijin appears again today!
Country Musume. is also excited!
Studio Hozen, show your true self!
Hello! Morning!
Haramari Ishikichou-san!
Beautiful music, isn't it?
It's beautiful!
Is it a piano?
Yes!
Let's fight for everyone's opinions!
Yes!
Here is today's theme.
Here you go!
The distinction between men and women is decided by birth.
But if you were born again, would you be a man or a woman?
What do you think?
Please divide!
Here you go!
This is a man and this is a woman.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
A's man is Otoabe Yoshizawa.
B's woman is Tsuji, Iida, Yaguchi, Yasuda, Ishikawa, Kago.
Before we hear your opinions,
let's watch the VTR first.
Here you go!
I want to be a woman.
There are a lot of things I can do.
Really?
I can have children,
I can wear skirts.
I like men.
I want to pick up girls.
A man!
It looks fun!
What is this?
I want to be a woman.
I'm tired of being a man,
so I want to be a woman.
OK?
I think men are more fun.
If a woman does it, it will be more fun.
We also asked at this place.
No matter how you look at it, it's a woman.
But these people are all men.
A man!
I want to be born as a woman.
If you are born as a woman, you can have a baby.
I want to have a baby.
I want to cook.
What do you think?
I want to do sports.
I want to box.
You look like a man.
Really?
What do you think?
I'm not a queen.
Do you really think so?
I don't think so.
What about you?
I feel free.
I want to live a man's life.
I feel the same way.
Really?
Now?
Yes.
I feel free.
You look like a fool.
I don't want to be a father.
But I want to be a cool person and become a star.
Like Shua-chan.
You should write that you want to be Shua-chan.
What about you?
If you are a woman, you can wear any clothes.
I don't understand.
If you are a woman,
you can wear any clothes.
I feel free.
You can wear a skirt and pants.
That's right.
What about you?
Men have to work.
Women can wear many clothes.
You can be fashionable.
There are many fashionable people.
You can wear a pink dress like Ishikawa.
I don't wear a pink dress even if I'm a woman.
Pink is the eternal color of a woman.
I think so.
You can wear a wedding dress.
You can wear a tuxedo.
What about you?
Men have to work.
Men can't wear makeup.
You can wear makeup.
Salarymen can't wear makeup.
Women can deceive people with makeup.
You can cook for your favorite person.
You can be a morning girl.
Men can cook for their favorite person.
You can't be a morning girl if you're a man.
We can be a morning girl.
You can be a man.
Momusu is serious about the puppet show.
In a limited time,
What kind of performance can they show?
The theme of this time is the puppet show.
Two teams will perform a puppet show based on their ideas.
The team with more performances will win.
The two teams will perform a puppet show based on their ideas.
Both teams are worried about what kind of puppet show they will perform.
Will the kids enjoy it?
It's so cute.
Yoshizawa Iida and Yoshizawa Shirayuki.
Please pay attention to Yoshizawa's puppet show.
What?
I'm frustrated.
You're a nuisance to me.
Why?
Because if you're gone, I can be the cutest woman in the world.
Isn't that a little different?
What?
Humans can't have a beautiful face unless they have a beautiful heart.
I hate dirty people like you.
I hate you.
You're mean.
I'm angry.
I'm sure that's...
They're fighting.
I feel the power.
I'm angry.
Sexy B.
She's strong.
I didn't expect her to attack so much.
What should I do?
But I won't lose.
I can't let a disgusting person live in this world.
I'll do my best.
What are you doing?
Try again.
There's an apple here.
I'll eat it.
What?
It tastes weird.
What?
I heard Morning Musume's song.
Where is Morning Musume?
A beautiful princess is lying here.
What's wrong?
I can't wake up.
It's an apple.
Maybe she ate the apple.
I have to get rid of the poison.
Morning Musume.
I lost my mind.
What's wrong?
Did you save me?
Yes.
Thank you.
But we've met before.
I think so.
Maybe...
Jack?
Rose?
I love you.
Let's get on the boat.
Goodbye.
It's so funny.
However, the Titanic sank and the two became homeless.
This is what happens when you go against us.
Mirror, mirror, Mr. Mirror.
I am the most beautiful person in the world.
The show is over.
The children's faces are full of smiles.
It was funny.
I was happy that everyone laughed.
I'm glad that everyone laughed.
Everyone knew the Titanic.
I'm glad.
It was fun.
I'm nervous.
There are a lot of children.
I'm very nervous.
I'm not good at this.
YASUTA and ABE are getting more and more pressure.
The stage is getting closer and the children are waiting.
The show is over.
I wonder if she's doing well.
I'm looking forward to it.
Ta-da!
Wow!
What is this?
What are you doing?
I was picking flowers to go to my grandma's place.
Oh, no! I'm scared!
This is the strongest wolf in this forest.
Oh, no! The wolf is going to eat me!
What should I do?
It looks delicious.
Can you show me the way?
No!
Why?
No!
Why?
I told you no!
Why are you doing this to me?
Stupid wolf! Stupid wolf!
Oh, no!
Stupid! Stupid!
It hurts!
Akazukin!
Who is it?
Where are you?
Who is it?
Oh, no!
My precious Akazukin!
What were you doing?
Stupid! Stupid!
Grandma, help me!
I'm not interested in you.
What are you doing?
I like young girls.
Oh, no!
Grandma, help me!
Oh, no!
Can you do something?
Shut up!
Oh, no!
I'm going to eat you!
Oh, no!
It hurts!
Grandma!
Here you go!
Thank you!
Oh, no!
I'm so full.
I'm going to sleep.
Here you go.
Help me!
Run, run, run!
Oh, no!
There's a wolf here.
Oh, no!
I'm so full.
Hello?
Do you want to fly?
Ta-da!
Oh, no!
I flew on my stomach,
and grandma came out.
Thank you!
Which one?
Which one will win?
Akazukin!
Are you in?
I'm going to fly again.
Ta-da!
I came out!
Thank you!
Who saved me?
It's me!
You're so cool!
You're so wonderful!
Akazukin,
I want you to marry me.
No!
I don't mind!
I like you, too!
Thank you, mom and dad!
I've found someone special!
Parapparapparapparapparappa!
Thank you!
Akazukin is safe!
That was fun!
The results are out!
Will the Iida-Yoshizawa Team win the picture book?
Or will the Abe-Yasuda Team win?
Only the kids know the result.
How will it turn out?
If you think the team was fun,
Bye!
As you can see,
the Iida-Yoshizawa Team won!
We won!
Yeah!
Did you have fun?
Yeah!
I'm sad, but...
I'm glad that we won.
The Iida-Yoshizawa Team is in tears.
To be continued
I'm a caster. I'm a mermaid who travels through the sea of time.
I'm Shikawa Charmi!
It's time for another episode of Hello! Pro News.
I'm here with beautiful commentator Yuko Nakazawa.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
How are you?
I'm having a hard time.
What is it?
I'm getting used to it.
Are you a mermaid?
Yes, I am.
That's nice.
Thank you.
Please swim freely.
I got it.
I'm going to catch you.
I'm going to tell you the first news.
This Wednesday, the second single of Morning Musume.
Koibita Kokoro no Oendan will be released.
Koibita Kokoro no Oendan
Honey Kid-chan, Honey Kid-chan
Lonely Kid-chan, Lonely Kid-chan
From now on, let's support each other
If you're here, I wonder why
Honey Kid-chan, I wonder why
Lonely Kid-chan
Sometimes I cry because I love you
I can't tell you that face-to-face
Hey, love me wholeheartedly
No, it's embarrassing
It's embarrassing
Yes
Of course it's embarrassing
Why?
It's about you
No, I'm Chawami Ishikawa
But your voice is the same
I'm imitating you
Who?
Ishikawa Rika-chan
Stop it
Isn't she cute, Ishikawa Rika-chan?
It's cold
You have serious eyes
You're serious, aren't you?
No, I'm not
Until the bus arrives at the Halloween theater
In a corner of the city
There is a bus stop that the students of Haramoni Girls' Academy often use
Yabu-chan, you're so excited today
Hey, what are you listening to?
Hey
You're shaking
Hey, what are you listening to?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
Is it a church?
You can ride a bus at a church, can't you?
No
No, you can't
No, I can't
You're really different, aren't you?
No, I'm not
You're different, too
I told you before
I grew up in a boy's school and became like this
Well, it doesn't matter
There are a lot of really strange people in our school
Yeah, there are a lot
Especially, Abe Natsumi in our class is really strange
Oh, that guy, Gariben
He always reads textbooks
He's here
What's wrong with you today?
Are you okay?
Good morning, Natsumi
Good morning
You're still the same
Senpai, Senpai, this, this, this
Wait, wait, wait
This, this, this
Hey
Good morning
You
This
Why don't you notice?
And it's the opposite of yesterday
I was worried about this
Be careful tomorrow
Well, it doesn't matter
Sometimes it's better to take a break at the amusement park
That's right
If you study like Natsumi
You won't know what's popular now
You won't be able to keep up with everyone's conversation
That's okay
What?
I went to Urayasu Disney, which is now a hot topic
And I went to the newest attraction
Really?
You went?
I did
Wow
I haven't been there yet
How was it?
It was fun
It's a small world
Hey, Natsumi
It's DisneySea now
Do you know?
DisneySea
I studied too much, so I don't know
DisneySea
But if you go to school in this outfit
That scary teacher Nakazawa will scold you again
Oh, teacher Nakazawa
That teacher is strict
But she looks like a perfect woman
She's cool
She's sexy
I admire her
But do you know?
That teacher Nakazawa
She was rejected by her partner
Everyone says she's perfect
But she's actually a pervert
Maybe
Teacher Nakazawa
What's a pervert?
I'm not a pervert
I'm a perfect woman
I'm sorry
Abe-san
Are you okay?
It's weird
Come here
It's not weird
I'm sorry, I'll go now
Hey
It's hard to return the bus
By the way, Iida-san and Yaguchi-san
You know Yoshizawa-san, right?
Of course, Yoshizawa-san who returned to Japan
Of course
Her Japanese is a little weird
I know
So I asked you to take care of her
But you didn't do it
I'm not good at it
It's hard to understand
Ouch
Kano, Kano
Kano is here
I wanted to see
You're the student president and vice president, right?
Yes
Do it properly
I'm sorry
I'll do my best
I'm going to see if anyone is looking for the school
I'll leave the rest to you
Yes
That teacher doesn't get fired
What are you going to do?
Since the teacher asked me
I'm not good at Yoshizawa
The way she talks is weird
She's here
Good morning
You can't come
I'm sorry
Who are you?
I'm Koori Ishida
I'm Yaguchi
I heard from the teacher
Nice to meet you
You're good at Japanese
I'm excited
It's hard
Grandma
It's hard
Are you okay?
Water
Yoshizawa, get it
Water?
Do your best
I'll get it
It's hard
Are you okay?
Water
It's hard
It's not water
Water
Okay
Water
I'll get it
Are you okay?
Do your best
Water
This
It's hard
I'll get it
Do your best
Water
Don't drink it
Quick
I'm sorry
You're going to suffocate!
Grandma! Water!
Wait!
Thank you.
Thanks to you, I'm feeling better.
That's great.
But you know, it's better if the teacher sees you.
Yeah.
That's right.
Well, take your time.
I'll follow you.
Oh, you're a strange talker, but you're a kind person.
I know.
You're welcome.
Oh, you're good.
I'm going to suffocate!
But, Yoshizawa-san, you have a good side too, don't you?
Yeah, you're right.
Oh, look! Isn't that the same class as you, Ishikawa?
Oh, that's right!
You look sad again this morning.
But why do you look so sad?
I don't know.
Well, it's just my personality.
I'm always feeling sad about something.
Rika-chan, what's wrong?
Humans are sad, aren't they?
Huh? Why?
I can't get rid of my sleeping habits.
Oh.
This kind of hair...
So, what are you doing?
It's so sad!
Don't bully me!
I'm not bullying anyone!
Who are you?
Don't bully me!
I'm not bullying anyone!
But, you're crying.
Well, it's because of this.
Please! Don't bully Mothra!
I told you!
I'm not Mothra!
I'm Godzilla!
Who are you calling Godzilla?
Hey!
I really don't get it.
I'm so sad today that I can't go to school!
That's right, Rika-chan. I don't get it.
I understand.
I understand the meaning of your tears.
I'm Ayano Koji Fumimaru from Narcissus High School.
She's the same as always.
Anyway, the rain of tears is like the fall of a person's body.
Koyo Ozaki
Let me explain.
Koyo Ozaki is a novelist who was active in the Meiji era.
I'm going home.
Huh? Why?
You can't! You have to go to school!
I can't! I'm so sad!
Let's go!
I can't.
Let's go!
No!
You idiot!
What's wrong with you?
Don't go to school and work!
Do you understand?
I understand! I'll do my best!
Let's go to school together!
Yes!
The bus is here!
Hurry up!
The teachers and students of Haromoni Girls' Academy were waiting for the bus.
The Myou Seijin has appeared!
There was a mysterious alien who was trying to conquer the Earth.
The alien learned about the Earth and was planning a plan to conquer the Earth.
Jinimoni!
Myou Seijin
The Myou Seijin is here!
Let's go!
Everyone, gather around!
We have a sad news for you.
What is it?
The Myou Seijin is in trouble!
That's not true!
You are all talking too much!
Today, we will punish the Myou Seijin!
We'll punish them!
Raise your tail!
If the Myou Seijin raises his tail, he will lose his energy!
Let's go!
Are you sorry?
We are sorry!
That's good!
Hello!
This is a phone call from the boss!
That's the boss!
It's heavy!
Hello!
It's me!
I'm going to send something to the Earth this week.
Can you do a good job?
I'm counting on you!
Boss!
Earth's learning item!
This is the oldest and newest Chome Chome on Earth.
Do you know what this is for?
Boss, do you know?
This is for when the Earth doesn't reach us.
I know!
I don't have a desk.
That's not it!
I know!
It's for when you grill hamburgers.
This is the oldest electronic instrument in the world.
Electronic instrument?
This is an electronic instrument!
Let's play it.
Don't be surprised.
Let's go!
I turned it on.
Let's go!
How is it?
It's amazing!
This electronic instrument plays a fascinating melody.
You can play it without touching it.
It's an old instrument developed by a Russian professor.
It plays a fascinating melody without touching it.
It looks like it's farting.
It's smelly.
No, no.
Now, the Earth is safe!
It's amazing!
What should we do?
What happens if we put this on the Earth?
Everyone will fall in love with it.
That's right.
If this plays, no one will wake up in the morning.
What will happen?
Everyone will be late for school and work.
We will conquer the Earth!
That's our boss!
Let's make a clock that won't wake up!
It's perfect!
Let's conquer the Earth!
Byon and Seiji are so excited.
But they haven't realized that they don't have a disk to go to the moon yet.
What a weird group, Byon.
In May this year, Morning Musume.
will release a music video and a music video of Love Century,
which was performed in Tokyo's Nisei Theater for about a month.
Please check it out.
Please check out the music video and the new song by Country Girl Nishikarika.
That's a lot.
Bye!
Here's a present from the program.
A digital camera, Camellia C2, which allows anyone to take beautiful pictures.
And a MD player from Gariber, a nationwide car rental network.
You can apply for these mail addresses.
After this, today's NG Musume.
Bravo!
With this, we'll conquer the world!
No!
We'll conquer the world!
I'm sorry!