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Hello!
I'm Harumoni, and I just got my hair renewed!
I'm going to be in charge of the first part of the renewal.
Good morning!
Wow!
The set has changed!
This is the hair salon.
What are you doing?
I was introducing the renewal on the digital camera.
I got my hair renewed!
I cut my hair a lot.
Please put it in.
You!
No!
Let's go to this week's Harumoni!
Let's go!
Yo!
Harumoni Morning!
Don't miss the last 15 minutes of the show!
What kind of characters will appear in this episode?
What will happen in the doll play battle?
The mysterious titan, Pyonsuijin!
The girl's unique talk battle!
The resurrected Shamin Ishikawa becomes a caster!
I'm getting a fever.
Doctor!
New episode! Harumoni Challenge!
Wow!
Yay!
Everyone, from today,
Harumoni will change!
Wow!
In the first episode of the new project,
you will have a talk battle based on your ideas on a certain theme.
Now, do it seriously!
Today's theme is this.
It's not necessary to say, but it's now 2001.
If a time machine is invented,
and you can travel in space and time,
what do you want to go to?
The past?
The future?
Do you want to go to the future?
Or do you want to go back to the past?
Let's split up!
Yes!
Which do you want to go to?
The past?
The future?
The past?
The future?
The past?
The future?
The past?
The future?
The past?
The past was chosen by Tsuji Yoshizawa, Abe Iida, and Asuta.
On the other hand, the future was chosen by Goto Yaguchi, Ishikawa, and Kago.
I'd like to hear your opinions,
but before that,
I'd like to hear from the people in the city as well.
This place is new!
It's wonderful!
The future, right?
There's nothing good about it.
The past.
Definitely the past.
I want to tell my old self to study hard.
The past.
I want to know my ancestors.
I want to see my ancestors.
I want to go to the future.
The past.
I can't help it.
And we asked these little kids as well.
I want to see dinosaurs.
Even the little kids want to go to the past.
I want to see my childhood memories.
The past.
I want to see my eggs.
The results of the interview showed that
A, the past is 67%,
B, the future is 33%.
Many people said they want to start over.
I see.
Many people said they want to see the past.
I'd like to hear your opinions as well.
Please come forward.
Kei-chan, you go first.
I can experience the future now,
so I want to see my past life.
How about you, Kaori?
The future will come soon.
I can't go back to the past.
Actually, I don't want to see the past.
But if I see the future,
tomorrow won't be fun.
Right?
If I see the future,
it won't be fun.
Before you were born.
I want to see everyone's youth.
Everyone's youth?
That's really dark, Yui-chan.
Nakazawa-san wrote it.
I want to do what I failed in the past
one more time.
You want to change your life.
How about you, Aiko-chan?
I want to see it somehow.
I want to see who I'm going to be with,
how many family members I have.
I want to see my future.
How about you, Yaguchi?
I want to see my future spouse.
If I say,
I don't like this person,
I can change my future spouse.
How about you, Ishikawa?
I want to see what they're doing.
I don't care.
You don't care?
I can't help it even if I see the past.
How about you, Sako?
I wonder if I'm getting taller.
Am I fat? Am I thin?
Am I big?
That's funny.
Who do you want to see in the future?
I don't want to see.
I want to see.
I'm so curious.
Tsuji-chan, join us.
What?
I'm listening.
Do you want to see your future spouse?
I don't care.
Why don't you want to see?
You're going to date a lot of people, right?
But you don't know who you're going to marry.
If you see it,
you'll think,
I'm going to marry this person.
But if you find out that someone you don't know is your future spouse,
I wonder when you'll get to know each other.
What are you going to do if you don't have a spouse?
What are you talking about?
That's right.
You might not be able to get married.
Are you going to your future spouse?
So don't look at me.
Talk to me.
There was a game called VTR that you can't help but care about the past.
I don't want to see the past.
I don't care about the past.
I don't care.
I think it's better to see if your past life was a fish.
But after all,
everyone was born in the sea.
What is that?
But I want to see my past life.
Isn't that the past?
The future is something you can't see.
That's right.
It's something you cut open yourself.
That's right.
You don't know.
The future is the future.
What?
Let's go over there.
What's wrong?
Hello, Morning!
Until the bus arrived at the Halloween theater.
There was a bus stop that the students of the Halloween Girls' Academy often used in a part of the city.
That's right.
What are you listening to?
Hey!
What are you listening to?
What are you doing all of a sudden?
You're good at this song.
No.
You're really different.
You're different, too.
I'm not different.
It's the way you speak.
Why do you speak like a man?
I grew up in a boy's school.
But there are a lot of different students in this school.
That's right.
Speaking of being different, my classmate, Natsumi Abe, is also very different.
I know.
She's a student, right?
She always reads textbooks.
She's here.
Are you okay?
Good morning, Natsumi.
Good morning.
Senpai!
Hey!
What are you doing?
I'm studying.
It's good to study, but...
You didn't notice until now?
I was focused on studying.
It's good to study, but...
Isn't it better to watch a movie sometimes?
That's right.
If you study like Natsumi,
you won't know what's popular now,
and you won't be able to keep up with your friends at school.
That's fine.
I watch movies.
What do you watch?
What did you watch?
Well...
The movie that's popular now...
The girl is the main character.
It's written by Miyazaki something.
I watched it, too!
Me, too.
It was fun, wasn't it?
Totoro next to you.
I'm hiding my hair now.
What's that?
It's because you study too much.
It doesn't matter.
That sneaker...
What should I do?
If I don't wear it,
I'll be scolded by my teacher.
Your teacher...
She's strict,
but she's an adult woman.
She's wonderful.
She's sexy, too.
I envy her.
But do you know?
She has a beautiful face,
but she's always rejected.
Why?
She looks perfect,
but she has a flaw.
Who has a flaw?
Ms. Nakazawa.
I don't have a flaw.
I'm a perfect woman.
Don't say that.
I'm sorry.
Ms. Abe.
Yes?
You're wearing it backwards.
Yes.
Ms. Iida.
Yes?
Ms. Yakuchi.
Yes?
Do you know that
the head teacher of this school
has moved abroad?
I've heard rumors.
But I've never met her.
Ms. Yoshizawa.
Yes?
She lives abroad
because of her job.
She can't speak
other languages.
So,
can you two
take care of her?
What?
No way!
You two
are the vice president
and student president
of this school.
You should do that.
Yes.
Oh,
she's Ms. Yoshizawa.
She can speak
any foreign language.
Pera Pera.
What?
Pera Pera.
Pera Pera?
Pera Pera.
Pera Pera?
Pera Pera.
Oh, Pera Pera.
Pera Pera.
Oh, Pera Pera.
Pera Pera.
Ms. Iida.
What did you say?
I don't know.
Oh,
you don't know Japanese.
I can speak.
You can speak?
I'm a teacher.
Oh,
I see.
Then,
I'll teach you
many things about this school.
See you later.
Is it OK?
What?
You pushed us
at first,
but now you know
you can speak Japanese.
That's great.
It's OK.
It's Ms. Nakazawa's job.
By the way,
the bus is late.
I think it's congested.
Let's sit and wait.
OK.
I'm tired.
Here you are.
You're young,
but you're kind.
Yes.
Here you are.
It's heavy.
It hurts.
This is the torture of Edo period.
Let me explain.
The torture of Edo period
is a joke
like a stone.
I don't like
young people these days.
I'm running out of blood.
Teacher.
Who is that old woman?
She must be a strange old woman.
What?
She is the same age as you.
You're right.
She looks sad from the morning.
Why does she look so sad?
I don't know.
She always looks sad.
Rika, what's wrong?
Humans are sad.
Why?
When I changed my clothes this morning,
there were sesame seeds on my belly button.
What?
It's so sad.
Why?
You don't have to explain.
When I look at my belly button
with sesame seeds,
I feel sad.
I can't stop crying.
Don't bully me.
I'm not bullying you.
But you're crying.
No, I'm not.
Please don't bully Mothra.
You're not Mothra.
Godzilla is Mothra.
Who is Godzilla?
What's going on?
She is a strange elementary school student.
I don't understand.
I'm so sad that I can't go to school today.
Rika, you don't understand.
I understand.
I understand your sadness.
I'm Fumimaro Ayanokouji from Narijisu High School.
I know you. You're cool.
Don't bully me.
In the sadness of being dirty, the snow falls again today.
In the sadness of being dirty, the wind blows too much again today.
Nakahara Chuuya
Let me explain.
Nakahara Chuuya is a poet who was popular in the early days of Showa.
What did he come to do?
I don't know.
I'm going home.
You can't. You have to go to school.
I can't go. I'm so sad.
Let's go.
I can't go.
Let's go.
No.
Ikejirashi!
What are you doing with that sesame?
I'm trying my best not to lose to the sesame.
I've been playing too much.
My stomach hurts.
I'm trying my best to clean up.
Seniors are strong.
Rika, you can clean up the sesame.
I understand.
I'll do my best.
Let's go to school.
Yes.
The bus is here.
This way.
The teachers and students of Haromoni Girls' Academy were waiting for the bus again this morning.
Haromoning!
In a limited amount of time, what kind of performance will they be able to show to the children in front of them?
A serious battle in front of the audience! A live showdown with Harumon!
The theme this time is puppet show.
Divide into two teams and perform a puppet show using your ideas at the nursery school.
The team with more interesting performances wins.
The two teams are Yoshiza Iida and Yasuda Abe.
Hurry up and bring out the food!
This time, Suginoko Theater will be leading the show.
They have a history of about 40 years and still perform 1,600 times a year.
They are truly professional puppeteers.
They are so absorbed in their professional acting.
Will they be able to master this in a short amount of time?
This is fun!
They will be taught how to manipulate a puppet.
The head moves sideways.
Basically, you have to hold it with your left hand.
It's really heavy.
It's difficult.
It's not about what to do, it's about holding it.
Next, they will be taught how to have a conversation.
You have to talk to the wolf at the beginning and at the end.
Mr. Wolf, can you hear me?
Mr. Wolf, I'm going to see Morning Musume.'s stage today.
Would you like to go with me?
Do you understand?
You have to talk to the wolf at the beginning and at the end.
Mr. Wolf.
The story will be decided by Akatsuki Shiraikime, who knows the children.
They will be taught how to manipulate a puppet.
They will be divided into two teams and start practicing.
Yida Yoshizawa's team.
First, they carefully choose a puppet that suits their image.
They use a picture book to expand their image of Shiraikime.
I hate Shiraikime.
Take this bad-looking man to the forest and kill him.
They are a little impatient, but various ideas come out of Yida.
It seems that Yida Yoshizawa's Shiraikime's story making is going well.
I'm about to be killed here, so I'm struggling a lot.
I'm struggling a lot.
On the other hand, Yasuta Abe's team has a strict expression.
What should I do?
I don't know.
But isn't this okay?
They can't come up with an idea.
What is it?
Is it okay?
I don't know.
It's difficult.
Yida Yoshizawa's team is doing well, knowing about Yasuta Abe's team.
They organize the story well.
Let me go to the forest.
And they quickly finish the play.
Let's go to the forest together.
Are you Sugimoto?
Yoshizawa is worried about the name of the witch.
Who is it?
I don't know.
Who is it?
I'm Yuko Nakazawa.
What kind of story will it be?
Akatsuki's team is worried.
I'm going to my grandmother's house.
I'll take you there.
Really?
Bye-bye.
It's over.
Yida Yoshizawa's team is doing well.
Yasuta Abe's team is worried.
The practice time is over.
Finally, they go to the nursery school.
I hope the child will smile.
Yoshizawa looks relaxed.
On the other hand, Yasuta Abe doesn't look happy.
After that, the actors start to gather.
The practice time is over.
It's time for the final battle.
The final check is behind the scenes.
Failure is not allowed.
At first, Yida and Yoshizawa will perform.
Let's start the practice.
Once upon a time, there was a father and a mother.
The father, the mother, and the little princess Shirayuki lived happily ever after.
But one day, all of a sudden, the mother died of a heart attack.
She died of a heart attack?
Shirayuki...
Mother...
Do you miss your mother?
Yes, I miss her.
I see.
Then wait a minute.
Mother...
Shirayuki, let me introduce you to my new mother.
Let me introduce you to her.
This is Sugimoto, who works at a car dealership.
She's short, but she's a kind person.
She likes to fish, just like you.
I told you, didn't I?
There's no one who doesn't like to fish.
Right, Shirayuki?
I'm so happy!
Sugimoto!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Thank you for being such a kind mother.
That's right.
Mothers are kind.
That's right.
Your father has to go hunting in the mountains.
Wait a minute.
Be nice to each other.
Okay.
See you later.
Sugimoto.
I'm hungry.
Can you cook for me?
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I can't cook for you.
I can only make cup noodles.
But you're a mother.
Can you cook for me?
Cook for yourself.
Ouch!
I hate you!
Ouch!
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I'm going back to my room.
See you later.
She's so annoying.
I have to do what she always does.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
I'm Kaorin.
Why?
That's wrong.
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
I'm Morning Musume's sub-leader, Yasuda.
That's wrong.
I'm dizzy.
What was that?
You were scared, weren't you?
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the most beautiful woman in the world?
I'm Snow White.
Why?
That's wrong.
What did the kids get?
And what did Team Yasuda get?
Which team will win?
Hello, Morning!
There was a mysterious alien who was trying to conquer the Earth.
The alien learned about the sun and the Earth and was planning a plan to conquer the Earth.
Minimoni Pyo Seijin
Pyo Seijin, gather!
Okay, Bako!
Thank you!
All right, everyone's here, right?
We're not here for anything else!
It's finally time for Pyon Seijin to conquer the Earth!
Yeah!
What do you want to do when you conquer it, Pyon?
Yes, boss!
Mika, Pyon!
I want to play as much as I want at Disneyland, Pyon!
Oh, if you conquer it, you can play without paying, Pyon!
Yeah!
Boss!
Oh, Kago, Pyon!
I want to rent a karaoke room and sing a lot of Minimori songs, Pyon!
Oh, that's a good idea, Pyon!
Pyon!
Oh, Mii, Pyon!
Oh, Kizu, Pyon!
I want to eat all the cakes in the world all to myself, Pyon!
Oh, wait a minute, Pyon.
All to yourself means that we're going to...
Huh?
We're going to punish those who only think about themselves, Pyon!
Please forgive us!
Everyone, help me!
Oh!
Pyon!
All right, let go of your tail!
If you let go of your tail, you'll lose your energy, Pyon!
Let's go!
Oh, Kizu, Pyon!
Let's punish them, Pyon!
Are you sorry, Pyon?
Are you all right, Pyon?
I'm Rinrin!
I'm Rinrin, and I'm the boss!
Kago-pyon, get out!
No, boss.
Mika-pyon, get out!
No, thank you-pyon.
Tsuji-pyon, you're the one who should get out!
Me?
Okie-pyon.
Let's go-pyon.
Hurry up-pyon.
Moshi-shi!
It's me again.
How's the Earth Conquest Operation going?
It's...
Yes, it's...
In order to conquer the Earth, you have to study the Earth.
I'm going to send you something from the Earth.
Will you study it and complete the operation?
Well, goodbye.
But, boss...
What does he mean by sending something from the Earth?
What is it-pyon?
There's something weird over there.
Earth's learning item.
What is this-pyon?
There's a secret memo-pyon.
It says that this was a big break in the 1960s-pyon.
Do you know what this is for-pyon?
What is it-pyon?
Boss, I got it-pyon!
What is it-pyon?
This is an earring that aliens use-pyon.
Look, this is how you use it-pyon.
Boo!
No-pyon!
I got it-pyon!
What is it-pyon?
Isn't it a cherry blossom-pyon?
Is it a food-pyon?
Can I eat it-pyon?
I'm sorry-pyon.
No-pyon!
I got it-pyon!
What is it-pyon?
It's a human world-pyon.
This black thing became this big-pyon.
No-pyon!
I'm sorry-pyon!
Think more seriously-pyon!
I'm sorry-pyon.
This is called an American Cracker on Earth.
It's a toy where you hit the ball up and down- pyon.
Let's try it-pyon.
It hurts!
It hurts-pyon!
Let's do it-pyon like this-pyon!
What's wrong, Ue?
Watch the next one!
It's amazing, Pyon!
But boss, how do we use this to attack the earth?
The earthlings seem to like this kind of play, Pyon.
So, what happens if we spread this American Cracker?
Everyone gets excited and plays, Pyon!
What happens if you get excited and play, Pyon?
If you play too much, your eyes will turn and...
Pyon! It's a button ball, Pyon!
Oh, it's a basket, Pyon!
That's right! If we spread this American Cracker to the earthlings...
...and make them all play with it...
...we can win without fighting, Pyon!
That's our boss!
Let's call it...
The American Cracker Spreading and Spinning Button Ball Strategy!
It's perfect, Pyon!
So, let's aim to conquer the earth!
Go, go, Pyon!
Pyon has a perfect plan to conquer the earth...
...but he has forgotten something important.
He hasn't developed the disk to go to the earth yet.
What should he do, Pyon?
I never thought I'd have this kind of corner with you.
Yes, it's a great honor!
Caster!
It's a flower that can run through time!
Hello! I'm Chanmi Ishikawa!
It's time for Chanmi Ishikawa's Hello! Project News!
In this segment, we will tell you about Hello! Project activities, including Morning Musume.
And as a commentator, I would like to ask Yuko Nakatawa to participate and proceed, so thank you!
Thank you!
I didn't expect to have this kind of segment with you.
Yes, I'm very honored!
No, I'm very unhappy.
What are you talking about? Let's do our best!
It's good that Chanmi is back.
I'm back!
I wanted to be with Nakata-san!
I'm happy to be with Nakata-san!
Yes, please proceed!
On the 27th of last month, the drama starring Matsuura Aya-chan, Bishoujo Nikki 3, was released.
It was sold like hot cakes, and the news jumped in!
Nakata-san, did you see it?
No, I haven't seen it yet, unfortunately.
What was it like?
Well, I only saw a little bit.
I've heard that you saw it well.
What was it like?
Chanmi is a bit nervous.
It's okay, please relax.
Let's move on to the next news.
On the 4th of March, the new single, This Is Unme, will be released.
Congratulations!
Everyone, come sit here
Where were you and what were you doing today?
Who were you with at this hour?
The truth is, everyone knows, darling
I'll forgive you if you're cheating, but what will you do?
What will you do? What will you do? What will you do? What will you do?
What will you do with this seat?
Do you love me?
Do you hate me?
What will you do?
Shall I follow you for the rest of my life?
Is it heaven?
Is it hell?
I don't know if you love me or not
I don't know, I don't know
I don't know
I don't know, I don't know
What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do? What should I do?
3, 2, 1, come on!
Do you love me? Can you live?
How many weeks? Let's sleep together for the rest of our lives
Is it heaven? Is it hell?
Come on, if you love me, be quiet
Do you love me? Do you love me?
Do you love me?
Is this the fourth one?
That's fast.
It's fast, isn't it?
It's been about a year since Charmy was born.
Since what?
Since Charmy was born.
So, Charmy is like this.
Like this.
I'm always like this.
What do you call it?
It's a big mistake to think I'm threatening you.
Sometimes I say something decent.
Charmy, I was surprised.
You shouldn't guess the script like that.
I understand.
Charmy will continue to do her best.
That's all from Charmy.
Bye.
What is this ending?
It's terrible.
What is this ending?
It's terrible.
Bye.
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No!
I'm not going!
What are you doing in the middle of the night?
Everyone, be careful!
I'm sorry!