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This week's topic is Hello, Morning!
A gorgeous guest turns Morning Musume. into an adult woman!
Already an adult, Yuuko Nakazawa's extreme talk is a success!
A super sexy guest who's covered in Kaiyuan pizza is very excited!
I'd like you to appeal to Yu-chan one by one.
First of all, Mr. Yamanaka, number one in the A-train.
What kind of appeal will you give to Yu-chan?
It's a little different.
Oh, it's different.
Like karate?
Then, you can take off your clothes and leave it to Yu-chan.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You have a strong body.
It's a lunch show.
Excuse me.
How many are there?
Ten.
It's close.
It's dangerous, so look around here.
I've never seen it live.
Excuse me.
Ten!
Yu-chan!
He's laughing! He's laughing!
He's laughing!
He's laughing so beautifully!
Now, it's time for Entry No. 2, Maeda-san!
Maeda-san, how would you like to be appealed?
Well, my stomach is hard.
Your abs are hard?
Yes.
Your stomach is hard?
I'd like to be punched.
Ken-chan's abs are already like a Kamen Rider.
Ken-chan, please do it.
Is it true?
It's amazing!
Isn't it amazing?
Did you see it?
Now, it's your turn, Ken-chan.
It's amazing!
It's really amazing!
Did you see it?
Ken-chan, please do it.
Is it okay if I do it?
It's embarrassing.
I'll do it.
If you don't do it, it'll be dark.
Is it okay if I do it here?
Yes.
Let's start the Appeal Time!
One, two...
Ouch!
Your hand hurts.
It's amazing!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Your body.
It's amazing!
Yu-chan, it's amazing!
It's all sticky.
What should I do?
It's the Confession Time!
Sudo-san, please do it.
Wait a minute!
I have a right to say it!
Wait a minute!
Sudo-san's Appeal Time!
Later.
Sudo-san, please do it.
I want to climb Mt. Fuji with you.
I'm a little embarrassed now.
What about you?
And lastly, the entry number 4.
Mr. Kakuta, please do it.
If Sudo-kun says Mt. Fuji, I'll climb Mt. Chomoranma.
I'd like to get some money in my 40s.
I'll break up with my wife in half a year.
No, no, no.
It's okay.
But I'm a child now.
The child will come with you.
I'm sorry.
But if you don't mind, I'll do it.
What should I do?
Yu-chan, please decide.
Yes.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then, please take the flower of the person you like.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
Yes.
Sudo-san!
Sudo-san is fine!
See?
It hurts a little.
Congratulations, Sudo-san.
Why did you decide?
Mt. Fuji.
Mt. Fuji?
It's good that it's Mt. Fuji.
Do you know the four Ws and one H?
What is it?
I don't know.
Hitomi-kun.
The four Ws and one H.
What is it?
You need it in the news.
Fish, wash, fish.
Fish is F.
Walk.
Hip.
What is it?
It's fashion in the news.
When, who, where, what, what did you do?
When, where.
It's over.
Fu.
Fu, that's right.
What is the last H?
How.
How, that's right.
Oh, I see.
What did you do?
When, who, where, what, what did you do?
This is the news.
I wrote a manuscript for Yuu-chan.
It's for Yuu-chan.
Yes.
It's news that I did it too.
Don't be surprised and read it.
It's entertainment news by Yuuko Nakazawa.
It's Haramoni Wide Entertainment News.
Former Morning Musume.'s leader,
Yuuko Nakazawa, who is currently active as a solo singer,
It was found that she was in a secret meeting on the 3rd of this month.
The other party is Suzuki Shiro, a former TVS announcer, currently a talent host and a solo singer, 63 years old.
The age difference is 36 years.
At the press conference held today, Nakazawa said,
I'm a little nervous, and I've never been able to get married.
Koizumi, who received this message, said,
I did my best. I was impressed.
He sent a message of celebration.
That's all for the entertainment news.
Interesting!
It's true!
Congratulations, Yuu-chan!
Congratulations!
What do you mean by it's true?
Does that mean the news is true?
I don't know.
How was it, Kazuki-san?
It was calmer than I thought.
I thought they would throw out the touching news in the middle.
I read it while watching the video.
It's great that you had time to read it.
As expected of Yuuko Nakazawa.
Thank you.
How was it, Yuuko Nakazawa?
If you could say it directly.
I also...
It's subtle.
Your room is just the right temperature.
Will there be a lot of sunshine in your room in the afternoon?
It's bright in the morning.
There are windows in the east, but not in the south, right?
That's right.
This year, good luck will come from the south.
You don't have a window in the south.
You're not so lucky this year.
It's okay. I'll move soon.
Right?
What is the color of the accessories on the pillow?
Accessories...
What color is the curtain?
The curtain is gray.
Gray.
It's not a color for love.
I'll change it right away.
Dr. Coba's special menu is here.
I'll open it.
This is it.
Ta-da!
Pizza!
This is not just a pizza.
Wow!
It stinks!
It's called Ryoen Pizza.
Why is this Ryoen Pizza?
If you don't have good luck at home, you can't get married.
Some people are lucky in love, and some people are lucky at home.
In the case of Mr. Nakazawa, if you don't have both, you can't get married.
How does it taste?
I've never eaten it.
The natto is baked.
Are you okay?
It smells great.
I can't swallow anything.
It's in my mouth.
But...
I don't know why I'm so desperate to get married.
I can tell by looking at your face.
The basics are joy, anger, sadness, love, and pleasure.
If you know these four, you can get married.
Here we go.
First, joy.
Are you ready?
Yes.
This is...
My eyes hurt.
This is physically very hard.
I felt it on my waist.
Why were you so happy?
After the annoying rainy season, I woke up in the morning and opened the window.
I was happy when the weather cleared up.
And it's a six-story building.
Let's go.
It's like going around.
I should follow you, right?
When I say yes, let's go.
Are you ready?
Yes.
It's dangerous!
Are you okay?
There is a good example to express this in a straight line.
It's Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee.
What is Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee's acting has everything.
Let me explain.
Yes.
Bruce Lee loves to fight.
Yes.
When he is walking in the city, he finds an enemy.
His face is like this.
He is happy.
Yes, he is happy.
When the enemy does something cowardly, Bruce Lee gets angry.
He screams.
At the end, he screams in a group.
He is happy.
At the end, he kicks the enemy.
He kicks the enemy and breaks his neck.
When he breaks his neck, he is sad.
He expresses his sadness.
Really?
Yes.
He is sad.
When the enemy is defeated, the police come to support him.
At the end, he goes to the police car.
This is at the end of the movie.
He is happy.
Yes.
It's difficult, isn't it?
You are great, Yu-chan.
I think it's very embarrassing.
Yu-chan tries the embarrassing Bruce Lee version.
Yu-chan, let's do Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee loves to fight.
When he is walking in the city, he finds the enemy.
He is happy to find the enemy.
He is Nakazawa Bruce Lee.
He is happy.
The enemy uses a cowardly move.
Nakazawa Bruce Lee gets angry.
He loves to fight.
He screams.
He is scary.
But fighting is always sad.
At the end, he screams of sadness.
He is sad.
He is sad, so he becomes a baby.
Let's do it.
He is a baby.
This Mickey Mouse is very strong.
He is strong.
He is gone.
He moves with a battery.
He is a 70-year-old Mickey Mouse.
He is cute, so I think he is a good father.
He is dangerous.
Why does he turn his back?
I don't know why.
Maybe he is nervous.
He is cute.
He has a different face.
He is like a knitwear.
He is cute.
He is amazing.
Is he a knitwear?
If you hit your ear, will you get angry?
Of course I will get angry.
Today is the day we were looking forward to.
The staff told us that we should wear three swimsuits.
We chose one swimsuit that we don't think suits us.
We open the flip.
Ishikawa is green.
Yoshizawa is purple.
What do you know?
I know that I am not good enough.
Other members answered this question.
Yasuda answered that yellow doesn't suit him.
What does he lack?
Yellow is brightness.
He is the best.
He thinks he is not good enough.
I have said that I am not good enough in a talk show.
He is the type of person who is not good enough in a talk show.
There are many green members.
Nacchi, Kaori, Yaguchi and Ishikawa.
Green is kindness.
He is not kind.
He thinks he is not good enough.
Rika, what do you think?
I think I am not good enough.
You can only say that.
Red is passion.
I know that.
There are many types of passion.
There is a passionate one.
There is a passionate one for work.
I know that.
Are you tired?
Are you tired in the summer?
I know that I am not good enough.
But I am doing my best.
Purple.
Yu-chan, Tsuji and Yossi.
This is sexiness.
Yossi, Yossi.
Yossi is cute.
He is sexy.
He is not sexy.
Are you all right?
What should I do with the grated daikon radish?
The grated daikon radish is ready.
Don't you season it?
I don't season it.
Do it, Hayako.
I can't hold this.
Can you pull this?
I'm scared.
Why are you scared?
I can't eat this.
What should I do?
Turn it around.
OK.
It's good to be cooked.
Don't be serious.
I'm not serious.
Turn it.
Turn it like this.
It's easy.
Look at this.
It's hot.
Don't burn it.
Why do you make a noise every time it's cooked?
You are just cutting it.
Why can't you cut it like this?
Is it like a pencil?
How do you know?
I'm sorry.
Don't season it.
OK.
Put this on the plate.
Wait a minute.
OK.
Over there.
How much is it?
She is clumsy.
Where is Daikoroshi?
Daikoroshi?
I'll give it to everyone later.
I'll put soy sauce on it.
You don't put it on the rice.
It's done.
You made this much.
Thank you for your hard work.
It's almost done.
How was it?
It was fun.
Did you have fun?
That's all you can say.
It smells like alcohol.
It smells like alcohol, but there is no alcohol in it.
I'll eat it.
Thank you.
It's delicious.
Daikoroshi is the best.
It's really delicious.
What do you make?
I only make it for people I like.
I don't make it for people I don't like.
Do you like Morning Musume?
I'm working today.
You guys are more serious than I thought.
I thought it was just a power drink.
I was relieved that it wasn't like that.
You're thinking about something.
I'm thinking about it.
Everyone is thinking about the members and themselves.
I was very impressed.
I'm glad.
Can I do this?
I'll do it.
I don't know.
I'm sorry.
I did it!
I haven't opened it yet.
Don't cry!
I'll eat it.
Only the winning team can eat it.
I got this one.
Only the winning team can eat it.
In the end.
The one I got is fine, right?
I'm going to cry.
Don't cry.
It's delicious.
They don't understand the world.
I'm sorry.
The yakisoba looks delicious.
I'm going to cry.
Don't cry.
I'm going to cry.
I'm sorry.
I'm going to cry.
Don't cry.
I love festivals.
Don't cry, Shizu.
Don't cry.
Everyone is proud of me.
The winning team is gaining a lot of life.
I'll give it to you.
I got it.
It's okay if you think about it.
By the appeal of Fuji's tears,
all of them decided to eat it.
And then...
What are you doing?
It's so funny.
Hello, Morning!
We're going to change!
Yes!
From next week, Hello, Morning! will expand to 45 minutes!
Contest for the first time!
We're going to see more and more strong characters!
Minimoni transforms into an alien!
A serious battle between two teams!
Charmy Ishikawa's Hello, Pro News is back!
Honnetalk is on fire!
Don't miss it!