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Morning Musume.
We're recruiting new members!
The title is...
Morning Musume. Love Audition 21!
The applicants are girls over the age of middle school.
Don't forget to write down your height, weight, and size in your resume.
For minors, you'll need an ID card and a summer uniform.
Also, you'll need a full-length photo of your face,
and a cassette tape with your song on it,
an MD, and a videotape.
Make sure to include all of them.
The application deadline is June 30th, until TV Tokyo.
The new Morning Musume.
It's you!
I'd like to start the Hallow Morning today,
but it's finally the Nakazawa Yuko show.
I'm just kidding.
Morning Musume.
Can I tell you how I feel?
You're still very young.
Why?
Today is June 17th.
It's my birthday!
How old are you?
14 years old.
What?
How old will you be in two days?
It's a secret.
28 years old!
Wait, Yu-chan.
For this week's Hallow Morning,
Yuko Nakazawa will be the newscaster.
For Minimoni Corner,
it's Summer Arts, Taji-Taji.
Also,
we have the latest news from the Hello! Project staff.
Bye!
Yu-chan will be an adult!
That's a long intro.
Today,
we're not only going to make Yu-chan an adult,
but also make her an adult as a person.
Today,
the person who will make Yu-chan an adult
is this person!
Yu-chan!
What are you doing here?
What should I do?
Wait, keep singing!
Are you going to sing?
On June 27th,
my second single,
Tsuki to Sakazuki, will be released.
Please listen to it.
Are you an adult?
That's right.
That's a long intro.
So,
are you going to teach Yu-chan how to act?
No, I'm not going to teach her how to act.
Yes.
According to Kikuto-kun,
she can act,
she can dance,
and of course, she can sing.
In addition to that,
if she needs anything,
she can ask Nakazawa-san
to become a newscaster.
That's why today,
we have three newscasters.
You've prepared it well, Yanaguchi-kun.
That's great.
I've prepared it.
I've divided it into four genres.
Let's divide it.
I'd like everyone to read it,
but before that,
I'd like to show you a sample.
Me?
Yes, Suzuki-san's sample.
First, Suzuki Shiroo-san's sample.
So,
I'd like to show you
my first impression of Morning Musume.
I'd like to show you
my first impression of Morning Musume.
Good morning.
I'll tell you the news.
Morning Musume,
which continues to make hit songs
with its youthful splendor,
is on the show.
Today,
Suzuki Shiroo-san,
who should be called Evening-to-san,
has shown his face.
What's going on?
I've already told you what's going on.
What's going on?
Is it over?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
So,
Yes.
It's like news.
It's good to have a speech.
In the case of news,
you know the word speech very well.
If you don't do it well,
it won't be conveyed.
First,
Morning Musume will try it,
and at the end,
Yu-chan will do it.
Then,
it's the news of Hobonobo.
Please.
What did you say?
Hobonobo.
It's a scent, isn't it?
Yes.
With the sunshine of the early summer,
fun news videos
are delivered from all over the country.
It's Halomoni Topics.
I'm sorry I'm taking a nap.
In Tokyo Tama Park,
a baby koala was born half a year ago.
It's a big hit,
and it's very popular with babies.
But it's still a baby,
so it's spoiled.
It always sleeps in its mother's arms like this,
and it doesn't show itself moving.
But it's cute enough
just by looking at its eyes.
What do you think, Niida-san?
Yes, that's right.
The koala is just taking a nap.
Koala, don't sleep!
I'm sorry.
That's all for Halomoni Topics.
How was it, Suzuki-san?
I was surprised.
I didn't think Momus would do this much.
Hobonobo News is a time
when everyone is bright, fun, and relieved.
Hobonobo is the most popular news
in the world,
so everyone is relieved and proud.
I'm a koala,
but if I add one more thing,
I'm a koala.
That's all.
That's amazing!
That's a great move.
Halomoni Minimoni World Champion
Rana-chan!
So,
what are you doing here, Sabaji-san?
Again?
You called me, didn't you?
So,
I'm going to say something about Minimoni.
I'm going to teach you how to say
Minimoni World Champion.
You're staring at me.
It's strange.
I've been watching you since last week.
Are you a dog?
You're staring at me.
Is it unusual for me?
What's the trick?
Like this?
Please show me.
I want to see it.
I'll show you the trick.
I want to see it.
The real one.
What should I do?
Please blur it.
I can't.
Don't say you can't.
It's dangerous.
I can't blur it.
Do it suddenly.
This is strange.
Do it suddenly.
It's a butterfly.
I killed it.
This is it.
I don't know where it is.
Do it suddenly.
One more.
You're playing rock-paper-scissors, right?
Yes, I am.
Do it when you play rock-paper-scissors.
I got it.
Do it when you play rock-paper-scissors.
You can learn how to blur it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Do it quickly.
That's it.
I can't do it.
It's a traffic accident.
I can't do it.
That's it.
It's not a bug.
I can do it again.
You can't do it anymore.
If you do it too much, you'll get a bad result.
What happened?
What happened today?
Did you put in a curse?
Yes, I did.
That was a world-class tsukkomi.
First, let's experience the world-class tsukkomi.
Do you want to go first?
Let's start with Tsuji-chan.
Tsuji-chan, do it.
Can you do it?
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
It's okay.
Let's go.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Do it quickly.
I can't do it.
It's hard to understand.
It's okay if you think about it.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Pressure me.
Rock-paper-scissors.
When will you do it?
That's good.
You're good.
That's good.
I don't know when to do it.
It's more fun than you saying rock-paper-scissors.
It's fun.
It's better than me.
You did it.
That's good.
You passed.
You have one more lap.
It's difficult.
What should I do?
I'll do it in a different way.
Really?
Can you do it?
Pressure me with anything.
It's a world standard.
Don't worry.
I'll do it.
Please look forward to the next video!
It wasn't rock-paper-scissors.
I'll think about it.
No rock-paper-scissors.
I'm nervous.
Suddenly the phone rang.
What kind of rock-paper-scissors signal is it?
Let's do the butterfly signal.
But it's a different pattern.
Everyone is making a lot of mistakes.
You guys are making a lot of mistakes.
It may be strange.
It's okay.
It's a bird.
The meat came out.
I'm sorry.
Everyone has a lot of patterns.
My first sample was cut.
I'm embarrassed.
It's cute.
This is a pass.
I'm used to it.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Why don't you try one?
What do you mean?
What are you talking about?
Who wants to go first?
Tsukkomi.
Yaguchi.
I'm always Tsukkomi.
I'm sorry.
Please wait 5 minutes.
Everyone wants to do it in 5 seconds.
I'll do rock-paper-scissors.
Are you stupid?
It's a free location.
Tsukkomi.
Rock-paper-scissors.
You laughed.
It's funny.
This is a fox.
I envy you.
I can't Tsukkomi because I laughed.
You can't.
I want to do it.
Do you want to Tsukkomi?
It's a lion.
No way.
It's fast.
There is no lion here.
It's strange.
If there is a lion here, it's strange.
Pass.
I want to see it later.
Let's continue.
It's a lion.
It's a cat.
It's fast.
I want to see it.
It's funny.
You guys are geniuses.
It's a correct Tsukkomi.
It's a lion.
It's short.
It's short but good.
It's like that.
Is this a famous manju?
Don't Tsukkomi.
Don't laugh.
It's easy to understand.
Is this a famous manju?
Don't pick it up.
You are kind.
I'm sorry.
Don't Tsukkomi.
Don't throw it.
Don't eat it.
Thank you.
What?
Don't eat it.
Is this a famous manju?
You ate it.
Next is
Yasuda and Goto team.
Let's see the political news.
Next is the presidential election.
The presidential election is
what?
Konichi for the fifth.
The whole election.
He got many victories in his election.
In the first election,
Mr. Koizumi won the majority
gained 298 votes.
He was chosen as the president.
He is the one who gathered people's support.
His policy of the government
has the effect on how much
the people are pushing about the school
The administration of the government is being paid attention to.
So, Mr. Koizumi has been chosen.
What kind of impact will it have on the Japanese economy?
Mr. Goto.
Mr. Goto's solo single.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
I wonder if Mr. Goto really knows.
That's all for the political news.
Next is Kabeshiki.
Kabeshiki
How was it, Mr. Suzuki?
Kei, you did a good job.
Political news is usually very difficult.
Do you know the four W's and one H?
What is necessary for news?
What is it?
I don't know.
Hitomi.
Four W's and one H.
What is necessary for news?
Fish, wash, fish.
Fish is F.
Walk.
Hip.
What is that?
That's fashion news.
When, who, where, what.
When.
Where.
What.
Who.
That's right.
What is the last H?
How.
Correct.
That's right.
How.
When, who, where, what.
This is news.
Next is Ishikawa and Yoshizawa team.
I want you to challenge the economic news.
This is difficult.
News is amazing.
I will send you a charming Ishikawa.
What is the next charming news?
This is today's stock price change.
The stock market has moved from morning to high- tech stocks.
When it enters the afternoon, it will be a full- scale development.
Last weekend, it increased by about 650 yen.
This is the end of the story.
On the other hand, the performance field.
This is the second half of the 1.2 billion yen.
This is the same level as last weekend.
I'm scared.
Ishikawa, when will the economy recover?
This is a charming Ishikawa.
Bye.
With Yossi.
This is a charming Yossi.
I thought it would be fun to hear this kind of economic news.
It's like a horror story.
News must be bright.
You are bright and cute.
I think you will receive a complaint from an expert in economic news.
Finally, Tsuji and Kago team.
I want you to challenge the sports news.
Good luck.
Hello morning.
Next is the sports news.
If I don't lose today, I'll be a fool.
TAKENAGA.
TAKENAGA is the first time to play against HANSHIN.
He is the first time to play against the giant of MOKKA.
This person's blow will set fire to the weight line.
MATSUI, who made a four-under in the YAKURUTO line.
This is a two-game home run.
This is a brilliant game.
KYOHARA will lose three times.
KYOHARA will knock out HANSHIN in the MK ABEKU ARCH on May 19th.
This is a weight line that cannot be touched.
TAKENAGA will knock out HANSHIN in the MK ABEKU ARCH on May 19th.
This is a VTR.
This is likely to increase the viewer rating.
However, sports sports news will cause a panic.
The most important thing in sports news is that the picture and the content are different.
I think you were KYOHARA when you said MATSUITA.
All teams are over.
I will give YUU a challenge based on the advice so far.
This is GENER NEWS.
Do I have to read this out of the four?
I wrote a manuscript for YUU.
This is for YUU.
This is news that I did it.
Please read this without being surprised.
This is entertainment news by YUUKO NAKAZAWA.
Hello, this is Haramony Wide Entertainment News.
It has been revealed that the former Morning Musume.'s leader,
currently active as a solo singer,
Yuko Nakazawa,
was in a secret meeting
on the 3rd of this month.
Her opponent is a former TVS announcer,
currently a talent host,
and currently active as a solo singer,
Shiro Suzuki, 63 years old.
The age difference is 36 years.
During today's press conference,
Ms. Nakazawa was a bit nervous,
so she said,
this is definitely not a marriage.
Ms. Nakazawa said.
Ms. Koizumi, who received this news,
said,
I did my best. I'm moved.
That's what she said.
That's all for the entertainment news.
That's interesting!
It's true!
Congratulations!
What do you mean by it's true?
It's true?
How was it?
It was calmer than I thought.
I watched it well.
I thought she would throw out
the touching news.
I watched the video
and read it.
That's great.
Ms. Yuko Nakazawa,
how was it?
Please say it directly.
I also...
It's a review.
It's cute.
Morning Musume.
New member recruitment decided.
The shocking announcement came from
producer, ZINK.
I have an important message for
Morning Musume.
Morning Musume will increase again.
Morning Musume. New member
audition decided.
Audition 21.
The candidates are
women over the first year of middle school.
Write down what you need for the audition.
A photo of your body and face.
A cassette tape with your voice.
A DVD and a videotape.
Make sure to include both.
Go to the address you see.
Become a new member of Morning Musume.
Create a new legend.
You might be the one.
You never know.
Morning Musume.
Hello! Project's new shuffling unit
will be released on the 4th of next month.
This time,
the members you saw last time
will join and reorganize.
20 members
will be shuffled into 3 units
and the theme of the festival
will be the first summer of the 21st century.
The audition starts.
Aya-chan.
Rika-chan.
Ai-chan.
Wow!
So cool!
I want to be like her!
Rika-chan!
You can do it, Rika-chan!
My hair
is different from the original color.
That's why I like it.
I like the color.
I want it to be this color.
What do you think?
I think it's perfect.
But I haven't seen it yet.
After I get my jacket,
I'll have a dance lesson.
I want to find more
of my own style.
Let's do it again.
Look at Tsujino's pose.
Tsujino's pose.
I'm sorry.
That's it.
A new shuffle unit.
Next week,
they'll be shooting a promotional video.
Don't miss it!
What are you doing today?
Did you learn the words?
Yes, I did.
Don't miss it!
What are you doing?
With Rizumo-kun's words, we say goodbye for this week!
Bye-bye!
This week, Rizumo-kun will be given a Shaberu Mezamashidokei that he learned from Kago.
Also, a stylish all-in-one set digital camera, Camadia, from Olympus,
and a MD player from Gulliver, a car-reviewing network nationwide, will be given to each of them.
For all the details, please visit this program's mail address.