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I, Yoshidawa, will be answering your questions.
Yossi's Yo! Check it out!
Here is this week's question.
Please tell us your recent My Boom jokes.
This is a question from Momoko Kumada from Takayama City, Gifu Prefecture.
Thank you.
I'm going to tell you my recent jokes.
First, from Abe-san.
Itoire ni ittoire?
Ittoire ga ittoire.
That's a good one.
He seems to be eating well every day.
Next is Iida-san's joke.
Itadakimanbosu.
I use this one a lot too.
Yaguchi-san's joke.
Ariga chonmage.
Hite chonmage?
I use this one a lot too.
Next is mine.
The nurse ate an eggplant.
That's a good one.
That's a dad joke.
Is that okay?
Next is Rika-chan's joke.
Dounarundesuka?
Rika-chan doesn't seem to know what this means.
Next is Kaho-chan's joke.
Majide?
Majidejima?
I want you to use this one.
Lastly, Tsui-chan's joke.
Is a boxer a boxer?
That's it.
Nakajawa-san and Yasu-san don't seem to use jokes.
Lastly, my special and best joke.
The coordinator is a coordinator.
That's funny.
That's it.
That was Yosshi's Yo! Chikiracho.
What was that?
Let's do the Haramoni Rock Paper Scissors.
One, two.
Haramoniku.
Moni Moni Pai.
Who did you win against?
Minimoni or Chalemoni.
Both of you lose.
Please do your best.
Here I go.
Pai.
This is the most expensive mask melon.
I want to eat it.
Hurry up.
I want to eat it.
Are you okay?
It's really good.
I don't know what it is.
The flesh.
The flesh of the melon.
It's crushed in my tongue.
Can you describe it in one word?
Miracle.
You did your best today.
I did my best.
This week's Haramoni is going to be crazy.
Nakazawa is serious.
This week's Haramoni is going to be scary.
Let's do the Haramoni Standard Quiz.
What did the enemy team write?
What is the theme of the enemy team?
Who is the host of the famous TV program?
The winner of the first round is Chalemoni.
The winner of the second round is Haramoni.
Haramoni silhouette quiz.
Who is the host of the TV program?
Chalemoni leader, Iida.
Iida.
Please tell me the answer.
1, 2, 3.
Is that all?
Let's start the performance.
Haramoni silhouette quiz.
That's all.
I'll erase the silhouette.
That's all.
Who is left behind the silhouette?
I'll erase the silhouette again.
Switch on.
Haramoni silhouette quiz.
It's funny.
Please correct the answer.
That's all.
Let's see the correct answer.
1, 2, 3.
Don't take it off.
I hate this team.
Don't take it off.
I hate this team.
Don't take it off.
That's all.
Next is Chalemoni team.
Chalemoni team leader, Yaguchi.
Please show us your pose.
I think these two will do it on their own.
Do it.
1, 2, 3, 4, 2, 2, 3, 4.
It's stupid.
Let's do our best.
Chalemoni team, start.
It's stupid.
It's great.
Please erase the silhouette again.
It's funny.
Who is left behind the silhouette?
Switch on the silhouette again.
What are you doing?
I got it.
It's great.
That's all.
Please show us the correct answer.
1, 2, 3.
Let's see the correct answer.
Open.
Let's go.
Who is it?
It's me.
Wait, Yaguchi.
Your hair is in the back.
You did your best.
Applause.
You look like a cactus.
That's all.
Congratulations.
I feel sorry for her.
Chalemoni.
Soreike Challenge Morning Musume.
In other words.
Chalemoni.
Challenge.
It's a journey to find a new me in a new place.
I'm Ishikawa Chami.
Applause.
It's Ishikawa Chami's Chalemoni.
I'm looking forward to it.
I don't want to say anything to Ishikawa.
Why?
I'm often told that Ishikawa is a bully.
I don't do that.
Today's theme is this.
You're aiming for the boss's life.
I'll make you pay for this.
I'll make you die.
Cut.
Thank you very much.
Let me introduce you. These are the bad guys.
This time, I'm going to play a bad guy.
Are you ready?
No, we can't.
Actually, there is a new character in this movie.
Are you Japanese?
This is the latest movie of Takeshi Kitano, who is famous all over the world.
The bad guys are supporting him.
This is the scene where Beat Takeshi's boss is targeted by a hitman.
This is the western version of the bad guys.
This is a fast-paced performance.
It's a performance, but it's easy to kill a person.
It's amazing.
I can't change my expression.
Let's do our best.
I pray for your good health.
Thank you very much.
The bad guys are not drawn in the script.
The main character is targeted, but the bad guys are threatened and killed.
They have to make their own bad guys.
Let's play the bad guys.
I'm scared.
Cut.
I pray for your good health.
Do you understand?
But they can't make a scary expression in front of the real bad guys.
So they practice against the bad guys.
Can I talk to you?
Did you take the sweets?
Yes, I ate it.
Did you eat it?
Yes, it was delicious.
Don't mess with me.
Give it back.
Whose sweets did you eat?
It's in my stomach.
Give it back.
I'm scared.
Cut.
I'm scared.
The bad guys are not drawn in the script.
Let's play the real bad guys.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
Why?
I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
I noticed it.
Why can you make such a scary expression in front of the real bad guys?
Because I studied it.
Start.
Good morning.
Idiot.
Cut.
You are cute.
Come out.
Don't lose to me.
Get angry.
Cut.
I can't do this.
First, a simulation.
Be conscious as if you really hit it.
And an expression as if you feel pain.
Great.
It's difficult.
Get ready.
Start.
It hurts.
Is it over?
No.
I'm sorry.
It's too close.
It's close.
I'm sorry.
I'm scared.
Get ready.
Start.
Don't hit me.
It hurts.
More.
Don't fall down.
Try to escape.
Where did you get hit?
Where did I get hit?
The head.
If you get hit on the head, you will die instantly.
Don't laugh.
Get ready.
Start.
Wait.
I'm sorry.
Try to hit me.
Where?
It hurts.
Where?
I don't want to die.
Where?
Where did you get hit?
Reaction.
She's angry.
It's good.
Her face was good after she got hit.
Get ready.
Start.
Try to hit me.
Don't fall down.
Come forward.
Try to hit me.
Don't fall down.
Get up.
Action.
It's good, isn't it?
Cut.
It was good.
It would have been better if you didn't get hit at the end.
I'm looking forward to it.
Get ready.
Start.
Don't hit me.
Get up.
Damn it.
Get up.
Don't hit me.
Get up.
Don't hit me.
It's good.
Cut.
It was good.
You four are doing so well.
Don't hit me at the end.
I feel sorry for Sae Nakada.
The last battle.
Three out of 12 are out.
The game will start with the number of switches reduced to 8.
Three out.
Who will take the gas?
What is the number?
Lucky number 2.
Start.
It's lucky number 2.
It's amazing.
Lucky number 2 is different from lucky number 7.
Which number do you choose?
I'm afraid of the wind.
I'm not afraid of it.
I like being blown by the wind.
I'm not afraid of the big earth.
Which number do you choose?
It's lucky number 4.
I'm the leader of Otaku.
The leader is cool.
I'm the leader.
Which number do you choose?
It's lucky number 1.
Switch on.
Have you ever been hit?
I have.
Which number do you choose?
What are you doing?
Did you hear that?
I'm sorry.
I won't do it anymore.
Next time.
It's lucky number 6.
Switch on.
It's lucky number 6.
I'm going to hit you.
It's lucky number 7.
Switch on.
I'm sorry.
I was surprised.
What was that?
Tei-chan, fight!
Number 11!
I'm sure I'll get it right.
What are you talking about?
I'm sure I'll get it right.
Number 11!
Aigami is doing good
So the winner of this game is
Team Mimori
So it was a draw
Yes
So let's play rock-paper-scissors
So the tie is rock-paper-scissors
Rock-paper-scissors
Yay!
So, the team that can do well in the 3rd match wins!
Team Upi Upi wins!
Thank you very much
I'll bring the melon
How much was one?
20,000 yen
Thank you for the meal
It looks delicious
It's a little juicy
How is it?
It spreads in my mouth
It's fruity
I'm sorry, I made a mistake
It's not fair
What are you talking about?
It's delicious
I'm hungry
What is true love?
What is true dream?
No one knows
There is no convenience store
When summer comes
Even if you wake up
Loneliness flies
Everybody crazy crazy go
Totally
Today's star is up
Everybody crazy crazy go
Totally
It seems to be right
Everybody crazy crazy go
Oh yeah
Oh
Ah
Totally
Today's star is up
Everybody crazy crazy go
Totally
It seems to be right
Everybody crazy crazy go
Totally
It seems to be right
Everybody crazy crazy go
Totally
It seems to be right
Everybody crazy crazy go
Oh crazy crazy crazy
Ah
Oh crazy crazy crazy
Well, I'll do my best
Yossi
On April 12th
You will be 13 years old
Yeah
Let's take a picture with Yossi
OK
What is your goal for 16 years old?
What is it?
Well
Oh
What are you doing?
No
Yeah
Well, it's OK
Yeah
Today
Please tell us your dissatisfaction or confession to Yossi
I love you
Oh
I love you
Bye
Happy birthday
Bye
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