AISubs
Who is today's impostor?
Who're you talking about?
Who're you crazy about?
It was Nozomi.
Does it look like her?
Yes it does.
Vow!
You look scary.
Hello morning.
I had a good life.
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I met you in this vast universe
I don't think it's just a coincidence
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Party!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Let's go!
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Party!
Hello! Hello! Hello!
Yeah!
Party!
I'm so embarrassed.
I'll be your host today.
Really?
What's wrong?
Today, this nice buddy is our guest.
Ta-da!
What a nice lady is here.
She's my sister.
I know.
Hello.
Nice to meet you.
Today's guest is Ms. Kawai.
Nice to meet you.
She's a real woman.
It's amazing that so many people are here.
She's a real woman.
Yes.
Ms. Kawai couldn't touch it last week.
What?
Can I touch it?
Can I?
I'm so embarrassed.
Can I?
It's so big.
I want her to wear clothes like this.
I see.
I can't see it.
I'm not a monster.
Don't be so surprised.
I'm so embarrassed.
Open it.
It's nice.
I want to open it.
You have a photo album, right?
Yes.
It's amazing.
Wow.
It's so cool.
I'm so embarrassed.
Oh my god.
I don't like the Morning Musume.
How about you?
We don't have anything that we can show.
We can't be sexy.
You look like a comedian.
Like a comedian.
I'm not.
But you are Morning Musume.
I think there are many fans like this
No, it's not because of this
No, no, no
It won't be exposed
I think it's good to be like this because I'm doing it in my age
In your age?
What?
Even if I'm taken a picture, it's not my face, it's my chest
Ah
I want to blur my face, but I don't like it when I put it on my chest
Even now?
Even now
I think it's good
What?
Look, look, look
Everyone in the family
Mom, sister, grandma, dad's mom
Isn't this a family?
Everyone is breastfeeding
I envy you
I want to go to the Ohara family
Because I can't get any bigger
By the way, the size
The size is 95 cm
H cup
It's amazing
In order to hide it, I'm doing it like this
Why?
Because I'm walking like this
Isn't it annoying?
Is it okay?
But we all do it like this
It's a waste
The leader says it every day
I wonder if my chest will get bigger
My dream is to become a breast
I used to be a sailor
Sailor
The voice of a sailor
Doesn't it float like this?
Then
If you have a fishing rod
You can see it from below
Does the person sitting see it?
I don't know
What?
Ohara's pheromone up course
Please tell me
The word pheromone
I'm in a cute place
I want you to teach me
Lesson 1
You can use the word pheromone
What does this mean?
The word pheromone
It's hard for a girl to open a can of juice
At that time
With the word pheromone
I think you can open it
Rather than just opening it
I think you can open it
A sample
I have a sample
I have this
When you open the juice
Look at me
Imagine there is a man here
Open it
I think you can treat me
You can treat me
Yu-chan's face is like
I got it
Then
Us too
3 2 1
Open it
She is getting used to it
She is using it
It's hard
What if my mom sees it
3 2 1
Open it
Good
Open it
She got used to it
Yay!
That's not fair!
I want to see it!
You look like a giant!
Can I do it here?
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
Hey!
This is embarrassing!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
That's cute!
I want you to open it
That's cute!
You have a big nose!
Come closer!
What was that?
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
You have a big nose!
Come closer!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
That's cute!
Let's go!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
You have a big nose!
3, 2, 1, go!
Open it!
I have a big nose!
That's cute!
Next!
What is it?
You can use it to pick up trash
You can use it
Kindness is important for girls
When you think she is kind
A boy comes
If you don't have anything to do
You can pick up the trash
Wait a minute!
If you think he picked up the trash
You are deceived
Lesson 3
If you still can't do it,
Minisuka Police
How many years ago?
3 years ago
I was the 3rd generation of Minisuka Police
There were 1 or 2?
There were 1 or 2
I am the 7th generation
Really?
I was the 48th generation
Why?
That's the color of Minisuka Police
She was taught a pose by Ohara
Everyone, please remember
Sometimes punch
Sometimes kick
Sometimes punch
Sometimes kick
Sometimes punch
Sometimes kick
So cute
Cute
Sometimes punch
Sometimes kick
sometimes arrest
Cute
It's difficult
Sometimes punch
Sometimes kick
This is embarrassing.
I'll go.
Sometimes, punch. Sometimes, kick. I'll arrest you.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'll do my best.
Do your best, Nacchi.
I'll go.
Do your best, Nacchi.
I'll go.
Sometimes, punch. Sometimes, kick. I'll arrest you.
3, 2, 1.
Sometimes, punch. Sometimes, kick. I'll arrest you.
I'll go.
I'll sing the last phrase.
The rules are simple.
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 54 phrases, you'll be punished.
You can sing up to 3 phrases per person.
Since this is a team competition, let's think of a strategy.
This time, we have 5 members from the Morgues team.
From T & Z Bomber, Tominato and Shinoda.
From the Morgues team, Maeda and Asami and Rinne from Country.
Saito and Shibata will challenge for the melon anniversary.
The order of singing will be decided by the game.
Shuffle time.
This is the dance site.
Music, start!
Every time I fall in love, my heart goes boom, boom, boom.
This is love.
With a kind heart.
Even if you're crazy.
That's right.
The homepage of life.
I want it.
Sexy beam.
Let's be sexy.
Let's love.
I can't stand it anymore.
I can't stand it.
No, no.
With a full volume.
With a full volume of love.
Let's be sexy.
Let's laugh.
Let's love.
With a full volume of love.
Ah, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah, yeah
Full volume, uh-ha, uh-ha
In the middle of love, uh-ha
Let's fall in love, let's dream
Ah, every day, uh-ha, uh-ha
Ah, yeah, yeah, ah, yeah, yeah
Full volume, uh-ha, uh-ha
In the middle of love, uh-ha, uh-ha
In the middle of love, uh-ha
Yay, yay, yay, yay
This is it
OK. The punishment is
This team
Yay, yay, yay
What?
The punishment is
The slippery eel relay
Everyone, please go into the tray and relay the 5 eels.
I won't bite.
You won't bite?
It's okay.
The water is getting less and less.
I'm drinking it.
Please stand by.
Wait a minute.
Is it slippery?
It's amazing.
It's slippery.
Wow!
I'm so energetic!
Haramoni!
Haramoni Special Project!
Russian Roulette Experiment!
Yes.
I'm Ohara from Miniscapolis.
I'm going to play Russian Roulette with this gun.
What's special about this project?
It's not special at all.
Guests will also participate in this.
Me too?
Yes.
Please decide the order as you like.
Yu-chan, will you do it?
No, I won't.
Of course you will.
I always do it.
Yu-chan did it today.
It's faster to do it quickly.
Then, I'll do it with you.
Wow!
Kaori is No.2.
I'm No.3.
I'm No.4.
I'm scared.
I don't want to do it.
Here I go.
Oh, no!
I was surprised.
It's so fast.
Don't turn it.
I'm scared.
One step forward.
Oh, no!
Do I have to pull it?
Yes.
Oh, no!
No!
Oh, no!
I was surprised.
Oh, no!
I'm going to be mean to you.
This is really scary.
This is scary.
No.
This is really scary.
Close your legs.
One, two.
What?
I'm so happy.
I did it.
I'm glad.
I'm going to do it.
I'm sorry.
Ishikawa's balloon was coming from this side, but it went through my ear.
Don't look at it too much.
We are looking for requests.
We are looking for the scene you want to see again.
Please write in detail which scene you want to see.
Please send it to this address.
The special request will be broadcast next week.
We are waiting for a lot of e-mails.
Owara was a cute girl.
Cute.
In the past, she was very natural.
She wore a miniskirt and sat down in Shibuya.
Did she appear in magazines?
She appeared in magazines in the past.
She was a model.
Was she a model?
She was a model.
Do you still read magazines?
Yes, I do.
Really?
She is still active.
She is still 17 years old.
Really?
She is still active in 109?
Yes.
She is active in 109?
Do you still go to 109?
Do you still get picked up?
That's good.
Do you get picked up?
I don't get picked up, but I often get asked if I don't work at a shop.
I was told that I have reached puberty.
You confirm it.
Yes, I'm still 17 years old.
I was told to call me when I'm over 18 years old.
I was scouted.
Did you get scouted?
I got scouted.
But, I don't call you.
For shaping up?
I started boxing.
I just started, so I can't do much.
I'm in trouble.
When we have a match, we put on gloves, right?
Everyone's sweat gets into the gloves.
It smells.
It smells a lot.
But, boxing is...
What do you mean by smelling the gloves?
Smell it a little.
Here?
Yes.
Oh!
Is this the smell of sweat?
It stinks!
It stinks a little.
It smells sour.
It smells from here.
It smells nostalgic.
In winter, we put on gloves in Hokkaido.
Like this, Daruma gloves.
It smells like that.
It stinks!
I'll give you this.
How about the final live of T&T Bomber?
As you can see, the schedule of the last tour of T&T Bomber.
Osaka is already sold out.
The last chance to meet the four of them.
Will they miss it?
I was mistaken as an elementary school student.
You weren't?
I was walking with a basket.
I was told that I was an elementary school student.
What did you think at that time?
And?
I thought it was wrong.
I had a lot of fun today.
Morning Musume doesn't need sexiness.
Please be the same as Morning Musume.
Beautiful idol, Kaori Ohara.
Thank you very much.
You guys are cute enough.
Right, Tsuchikago?
Bye, Nara, Nara, Iwa.
Do you know this?
Bye, Nara, Nara, Iwa.
We are looking for requests for the scene you want to see again.
In the lottery, five people will receive 10,000 yen worth of music gift cards from the Japan Record Association.
Also, we will give you a 3x zoom camera that is 1.3 million pixels higher than Olympus.