AISubs
It's a lot of fun.
What's that?
Hello Party!
Hello Exciting!
Hello! Hello!
I met you in this vast universe
I don't think it's just a coincidence
Hello, hello, hello, hello, party
Hello, hello, hello, hello, let's go
Hello, hello, hello, hello, party
Hello, hello, hello
Yeah!
Morning Good
Hello, hello, hello
Yeah!
The summer vacation will be over soon
Sugi-chan, how are you feeling?
I'm fine
Let's go
This week's guest is here
Hello
Please take care of us
I'm Naomi Matsui.
Nice to meet you.
This is a bowling match between Melon Kirenbi and Coconuts Girls.
This match has been going on for a long time.
This is the last game with Coconuts Lead.
The score is 70 to 58.
There are 12 pins.
This is the last game.
Ayaka, come on.
Ayaka.
Two pins.
I'll do my best.
You can do it.
Ayaka.
Ayaka throws the last frame.
Coconuts Team gets a strike.
You guys.
You may be excellent as sportsmen,
but how about as TV men?
What?
Ayaka throws the second pin.
No way.
It's a double.
What?
It's a double.
What?
Think about the corner of the TV.
You are too happy.
I'm happy.
What is this?
Coconuts is good at controlling the air.
What?
I'll throw the third pin.
The third pin is...
Coconuts Team gets a strike.
Coconuts Team gets a total of 97 pins.
Our team has 58 pins.
If they get three strikes,
Coconuts Team loses by 88 pins.
What did they do?
Good job.
Is there a big reversal?
No, there isn't.
What?
The score will be doubled.
I got it.
The score of Coconuts Team will be doubled.
I'll do my best.
OK.
Shibata is excited.
Let's go.
Go to the middle.
Oh, no.
Please look forward to the next.
Nice play, nice play
OK, this is a spare
If you get a spare, it's not over yet
OK, let's go
Shibata is aiming for a spare
and gets a second one
Oh no, oh no
Shibata gets a spare
OK, OK
So far, you've got 10
If you get 10 more
you get 48 points
98 points
But
if you don't get a strike
you lose
Strike?
You can win with a strike
9 points
Shibata, you can win
if you don't get a strike
The last ball
So good
With a strike
Shibata gets a strike
It's unfair
The rules have changed
It's unfair
No, ballerina
No, it's unfair
The rules have changed
Me?
It's bad
The winner is Melon
You all did a good job, didn't you?
5 questions about the guests.
First, let's start with the question about the host of the TV program.
The reason why Matsui decided to go out with her husband is that Matsui pushed her into the staff room and gave her his phone number.
Now, is it correct or not?
It's wrong.
But I've seen something like that on some program.
What is it?
It's Eddy's, right?
It's an impersonation, right?
Matsui, the answer is...
The answer is...
It's correct!
The second question is about the house key that Matsui changed when she had a fight with her husband.
The answer is...
It's correct!
It's the answer of Yaguchi, Ishikawa, and Yoshizawa.
Next, let's see the reason why Matsui decided to go to high school.
The answer is...
It's wrong.
She thought she had to know how to use the pillow in the old school.
Now, there's still a chance for everyone to win.
Matsui's child, Naoki, is now 4 years old.
His future dream is to become an Ultraman.
Is it correct or not?
It's correct!
It's cute.
It's wrong.
Is it correct?
I've never heard of it.
The answer is...
It's Nakazawa's fault.
Iida-san, Nakazawa-san, Iida-san.
Yes.
What's the reason?
I'm not used to it.
No, no, no.
It's true.
I don't have a dream.
Isn't Ultraman popular right now?
It's Pikachu!
Pikachu, right?
Right?
It's the Pikachu that Yaguchi likes.
Zenny! Zenny!
What's the answer?
Yes, please.
It's correct!
Thank you, Yaguchi.
There's one more question left.
The question is, does Matsui have more than 50,000 yen?
The answer is Takutaro-san.
It's been 19 years since I debuted.
Do you have a little more?
I have a little more.
What's the answer?
The answer is...
Zero.
And so, Ishikawa-san, Ishikawa-san wins!
Congratulations!
Thank you, Ishikawa-san!
Ishikawa-san will receive a set of beef tongue, which is famous in Sendai,
as well as a set of soft and juicy beef tongue.
When Matsui-san fights with her husband,
does she change the key of the house?
But, I'm pregnant.
So, if I change the key,
I don't think it's good.
But, my husband often comes back in the morning to drink.
With his girlfriend?
Yes.
Even when I was pregnant,
I met him many times.
I locked the door,
I didn't go to the place where I changed the key,
I took out all of my husband's clothes from the closet and threw them away.
Wow!
But, if I throw away the clothes, they will return to their original state.
I thought, this won't work.
And, my husband loves pro wrestling.
He buys a magazine called Weekly Pro Wrestling every week.
He takes good care of it.
So, I thought, this is it.
I'm scared!
I'll tear all of this!
I'll throw it to the living room!
Wow!
I'll throw it to the kitchen!
I'll go to my room and wait for my husband to come back.
I'll open the door and say,
I'm back!
My husband will come to my room and ask me,
what's going on?
I'm sure he'll get angry.
But, I have to return everything.
I've written all the lines.
I've written all the scripts.
I'll return everything.
I was so nervous.
I waited for him to come back, but he didn't come back.
He didn't come back even after 5 or 10 minutes.
I thought, he didn't come back.
Then, I had to go to see him.
I'm lonely!
I've never written a script like this.
I thought I had no choice.
I opened my room and looked at the front door.
My husband was at the front door.
I was at the front door.
I didn't have a script that he would cry.
So cute!
If he cries at the front door,
what will happen to the living room?
He hasn't seen it yet.
Why doesn't he come back?
I think they're dating.
He doesn't seem to refuse.
I think so.
If he says, let's go,
I think he'll say, let's go.
I have to go home early today.
I don't think he'll say, let's go home.
I don't think he'll say that.
He doesn't say that?
No, no, no.
He doesn't say that?
But,
I was surprised when I heard it.
Have you ever had a drink with him?
My mother said,
Have you ever had a drink with him?
I haven't.
But,
when I heard it,
I thought he was timid.
He was timid?
No, no, no.
You caught someone's husband.
Well,
Matsui's child is 4 years old.
I heard that his dream is to be an Ultraman.
Isn't he an Ultraman?
No, he isn't.
I asked my child,
What do you want to be when you grow up?
He said, plum.
What?
Is that true?
Yes.
Wait a minute.
Why?
You don't know, do you?
I didn't know what plum meant.
Yu-chan is crying now.
She is crying.
I thought he was saying something wrong.
When I asked him what plum meant,
he said it was round.
If he said that,
I was born as a human.
He said plum.
I asked him again and again.
He said plum.
I asked him why he wanted to be a plum.
He said he wanted to be a tree.
I'm crying now.
Are you okay?
I always sing a Japanese song of crows.
This week's theme is Love Machine.
Even if it's fine, love is an inflation.
If it's such a gentle selection,
I want to get a job in the bright future.
The future of Japan,
the world is selling.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's fall in love.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Let's, let's live all the night.
Somehow, I want more.
I want you to love me wherever you are.
It's embarrassing to tell myself.
Hey, let's go.
Let's go together.
I admire you.
Everybody, everybody, everybody.
No one notices.
Love is a dream trap.
Mystery.
Love is a mystery.
No matter how unnatural it is, it's a life of love.
Even so, if you're good at it,
happiness will come.
Even if it's a perfect city.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Your smile is wow, wow, wow, wow.
The world is jealous.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Isn't there a dream?
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Let's dance. Let's live all the night.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Love, love, love machine
Love, love, love station
Love, love, love factory
Love, love is so wonderful
The future of Japan is
The world is jealous
Hey, let's fall in love
Dance, dancing all the night
Even the forest girls
Even you and me
Everyone, even the president
Dance, dancing all the night
I'm so jealous
Haramoni
Let's sing the last phrase!
I'm so jealous!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes!
The unit battle!
If you lose, it's a painful punishment!
It's a penalty game.
If you sing the last phrase of a song divided into 60 phrases, it's a penalty game.
It's okay to sing up to three phrases per person.
Since it's a team competition, let's set up a strategy and let's sing.
This week, these five people will be on the show.
Last week's penalty game, T&T Bomber Team, these two.
This is a challenge between Rinne and Maeda.
On Melon Anniversary, these two will win the game.
Now, the order of singing is the end of the game.
Shackle Time
Here we go.
Music Start
Congratulations!
Panapapapapa
Panapapaa
I was able to do something important
I did it!
Because I was born, I met that person
It was a day of fate
Even on days when I was about to give up
The girl who lost her dream
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it
I was just bothering you
Ah, thank you
Ah, I'm grateful
Ah, I'm so worried
Ah, I'm sorry I lost
We fell in love
Thank you
Ah, thank you
Ah, I'm grateful
Ah, I'm so worried
Ah, I'm sorry I lost
We fell in love
Ah, I'm grateful
Ah, I'm sorry I lost
Ah, I'm so worried
Ah, I'm sorry I lost
We fell in love
You can do it!
In the last episode, they moved the beans on the plate while they were shivering.
All of them are still shivering.
Are you ready?
Shivering, start!
Ah!
Wait, wait, wait!
It hurts, it hurts!
Hey, Kaji-chan!
Wait a minute!
You can do it!
You're better than the last time!
I'm sorry! I'll do better next time!
Who's the next Piri Piri?
Haramoni
We're looking for a new member to debut in 2001.
With Rinne and Asami, they're working hard on their farm job.
They're aiming to debut in the world of singing.
For more information, see this number.
Haramoni
Heike and Michiyo were ordered to produce a new unit last week.
These people!
Melon
The target of the producers is Melon Anniversary.
But!
They didn't make it to the announcement in time for the practice.
To Morning Musume.
Thank you very much.
I was actually a little nervous.
But it was fun.
I was very happy to meet you.
Today, I'm proud of my husband and children.
Please continue to be cute from now on.
Naomi Matsui
Thank you very much.
I want to be a umeboshi.
Isn't it okay to be a umeboshi as a souvenir?
I'm going to be this.
I'm going to start talking.
It was pretty interesting.
Thank you very much for today.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.