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This year's Halloween is Morning Musume.'s special technique, Daikon-kai.
Also, Haruna Ai, who is famous for her aya-aya, has appeared.
After this...
Now, the Daikon vote is in the middle.
Everyone, what is this?
It looks like you'll be doing a musical in August, right?
Yes, that's right.
We've been working really hard on it.
I see.
Now, this is today's line-up.
There's a new corner.
Left and right.
Shige-san, what are the highlights of this?
Everyone, what is this?
We are...
Celebrities.
Cell phone survey!
Let's start with a slippery start.
This is the corner where we reveal the cell phone numbers of popular celebrities.
Who is today's target?
It's a celebrity.
It's Haruna Ai.
It's Haruna Ai-san.
I'm scared.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did she leave already?
I really like her.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you going to do now?
What if she's in the elevator?
She won't be able to see me.
I'm scared.
What if she comes up?
I'll call her.
Haruna Ai-san, who is famous for her aya-aya.
It's the first time on TV that we reveal the cell phone numbers of celebrities.
Who is today's target?
I'm going to say it.
I'm scared.
I'm happy.
Ah!
What is it?
It's a cell phone investigation.
Can I see your cell phone?
Yes.
What is it?
Your cell phone?
There's a mirror.
Yes!
It's a cell phone!
Yay!
Good job.
Stop it.
Let's start the investigation.
Wait a minute.
What kind of investigation is this?
It's a cell phone.
Let's start with the strap.
What is that?
It's a strap.
It looks like this.
What is this?
It's a strap.
Isn't it cute?
It's cute.
What is this?
It's a strap.
Last Christmas, Norika Fujiwara and Jinnai were so cute.
It's nice.
That's right.
I gave them a strap as a present.
But Jinnai said,
It's nice that you put this on.
But when I went abroad,
I heard that this is a strap that can really be used at the airport,
so it was confiscated and caught.
It's a strap!
What is this?
It's a mirror.
It's nice that you can look at it without permission.
Then,
Look at this.
What is this?
That's right.
Stop it.
I'm embarrassed.
Let's move on.
Next,
Let's check the music.
Can you do this?
Let's check the music.
It's Aya Matsuda.
Aya?
It's Aya Matsuda.
What did you do today?
That's right.
It's strange, isn't it? If you don't take it yourself, it won't stop, right?
Ayaya, Ayaya is here. Which do you like better, Ayaya or me?
This is difficult. I love Ayaya very much.
But I think I'm the best when I'm doing Ayaya.
Ayaya, who is looking at the audience, has a square mouth.
It's hot.
Are you okay?
Hey!
Let's go to the next one.
The next one is...
E-mail.
E-mail!
That's a lie!
What is it?
You know,
there's a thing called the Women's Comedians' Association.
Comedians?
I'm the only one
in the Women's Comedians' Association
who doesn't have a special position.
You're all gay, right?
Yeah.
I'm the only one with the katakana.
Next,
we check the images on our cell phones.
There are a lot of pictures of me.
I checked myself earlier.
That's true.
Look,
for example, there's something like this.
This?
You can see it.
Come closer.
This is me when I peeped
into the pond.
This is me when I peeped into the pond.
I raised my head
and peeped into the pond with a big smile.
You have a double chin.
I don't have a double chin.
Why?
It's hard to see, isn't it?
In the meantime,
I found something.
What are you talking about?
It's terrible.
You're annoying.
I'm not annoying.
I love you.
It's cute!
Actually, there's a point to this.
For men, when you look at it from above,
it makes you want to hug it like a kitten.
That's right!
That's why I'm using this.
If you look at it from above,
you can see all the drooping parts.
It's necessary.
That's right.
It's the year of the pig.
I told you!
Seriously!
We're done with the survey!
Thank you very much!
Why?
Give it back!
Why?
Give it back!
If you want it back,
please do the Air Ayaya.
Please.
Come on!
You don't have to tell me that.
Please watch the performance of Air Ayaya,
which perfectly matches the sound of Ayaya's concert.
Once again,
welcome to my concert!
Amazing!
I'm going to show you my shoes.
Wow!
I don't know what to say anymore.
I love you, Ayame!
I know.
I've been telling everyone about my personality.
That's amazing.
I'm going to reveal it.
My name is Ayame Matsuura.
No, that's not what I meant.
Why are you doing this to me?
I don't like it.
Thank you for your cooperation, Ai Haruna.
Let's continue.
Unfortunately, the two of you weren't blessed with a good project.
After this, Ai Haruna appeared again.
What?
Ayaya herself?
Let's go.
Junjun's Chinese class.
It's a prank if Rinrin does it.
A prank?
I really wanted to make money.
You really wanted to make money?
Prank on Morning Musume's Chinese members.
This is a corner where you learn Chinese.
What kind of prank will Junjun be attacked with?
What will happen?
Today's Chinese class.
Today's lesson is how to make the right excuse.
Let's learn.
Thank you.
Today's model is Junjun.
A fake project prepared by Junjun.
In order to learn the price,
there are a lot of super expensive products.
In front of Junjun who is learning the price,
the highest pot broke.
What will happen to Junjun?
Junjun came without knowing anything.
Have you ever done a memory show?
I thought I'd learn about the real thing.
She doesn't have any doubts.
She's always in a daze.
I'm going to learn more about her works.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Ah, it's Junjun.
The highest is this.
This pot.
12.5 million.
Wow.
Then, start the memory show.
It's started.
I'm going to remember from now on.
I don't know.
Now, the prank is over.
It's over.
It's over now.
It's not me.
It's out.
Did you say it's not me?
Yes.
The Chinese word for the beginning is...
It means it's not me.
Junjun is depressed.
Junjun.
Actually, it was a prank.
Junjun, I'm sorry.
I really thought I'd pay you.
The pot broke on its own.
Hello.
Well then, let's keep going.
Well then, see you.
See you someday.
This is fun.
It's fun, isn't it?
We don't know who will be next.
So, please prepare to speak Chinese suddenly.
Well then, let's move on.
Gak's Beyonce.
Gak's popular series that covers comedy in Korean.
I, Beyonce, will sing a song now.
Ladies and Gentlemen
Every man has his own special dream
And sometimes you just have to control it
There's nothing else that's missing
If you open your eyes to what's in front of you
Will your dream ever come true?
To make you happy, yeah
Will your dream ever come true?
We'll always care
We'll dream
Dream girls will help you through the night
Dream girls will make you feel alright
Dream girls will help you through
Dream girls will make your dreams come true
Thank you
Atereko Musume
This is a video of Koharu-chan's voice
From the MC part of the 2004 concert
It's so good!
It's like shaved ice!
It's so good!
I wonder what kind of voice Koharu-chan will make during this time.
Doremi's song!
Don is a donut.
What's wrong?
I might know if it's Fa.
Then sing it!
You're good at this!
I'm going to study a lot from now on!
Next is the most popular segment.
Quiz Takitame Art Theater
If you drink the contents of the bottle, it will be empty, right?
This is difficult
Here is the question
This is impossible
If you think it's more than 100 times, it's Big
If you think it's less than 99 times, it's Small
Please answer
I see
Small, Big, Big, Big, Small, Big, Small, Big
But I don't know
I knew it
It was awkward
It was close
It's good that you picked it up
It was unexpectedly good
It was good
You don't know, do you?
It was close
It was close to 35
It was good
It was unexpectedly good
It was close
You can do it
It was close
It was good
You don't know, do you?
It was close
If you pick it up here, it will be empty
It will be empty
It's your fault
I knew it
I didn't say anything
It was unexpectedly good
You did it
Did you see that?
You did it
She is laughing
You did it
The correct answer is 60 times of Swirl
I really asked God for this
And then I got it
There is a God who doesn't give up
After this, at Ayaya's concert, something amazing happened
Ayaya and Matsuda Aya's 22 years old birthday live
On the special day of Ayaya's birthday, the voltage of the venue was at its peak
And then, a surprise guest suddenly appeared
Ayaya, I'm here
Ayaya also responded to Haruna Ai's cake as a gift with this performance
Ayaya, are you serious?
And then, at Ayaya's dream concert, the concert went on
Next time, let's go to Ayaya's concert
Let's do it
Ai-chan's punishment game
Suddenly, the balloon is broken and her surprised expression is revealed
Ah, the water...
This is...
Next, what will it be?
It's Koharu!
In the next episode of Haramon
The world's strongest Amo-combo
Studio Souzen
Idol's crazy limit
We'll show you
Look forward to it!
From tens of thousands of years ago
Now, here
Until I live
The love that flows
Haramon
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