AISubs v3.2
First is Morning Musume's 36th single, Resonant Blue.
Pay attention to the members' mature expressions!
I love you
Cry, cry, don't kiss me
Let's play, don't kiss me
I'm often seen as a light girl
I'm used to the color of my face
But I'm not a cold girl
It's embarrassing to reveal that
Cry, cry, don't cry
I love you
Cry, cry, don't kiss me
Let's play, don't kiss me
I don't know if I'm serious
It's not me, baby, baby
I'm tired of hearing those annoying words
But, but, but
Wow... I'm counting the nights I'm alone
Kodama suru
Mayonaka wo shibetsukeru
Sono kabe wo tsukiyabute
Tasukete dareka
HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP ME!
Kodama suru kono mune wo shimetsukeru
Sono toki wo tobi koete
Help me, help me, help me
Kanashimi no RITO nanto
Kokoro made narihibiku
Kanjitai yasashisa wo
Natsukete dare ka
Help me, help me, help me
Cry, cry, don't cry
Watashi wo suki darou
Snipe, snipe, kiss shinai
Asobi ja kiss shinai
And now, we have the most popular group, Monsume!
That's good. You're all dressed up today.
Today's theme is...
In other words...
A woman who can do it.
You can do it!
Can you turn around and show us a woman who can do it?
Turn around?
3, 2, 1...
I'll do it right away.
No, no, no.
Let's do overtime.
This week, we have a series of funny videos.
Mitsui's bomb discovery.
The battle begins?
Coming up...
This is today's lineup.
You're all dressed up today.
That's right.
What's going on?
It's a random boy.
I see.
It's a random boy.
Here you go.
Look at my mouth.
It's so small.
Matsuki-kun is good at Taiko-no-Satujin.
It's a popular game where you hit the taiko according to the rhythm of the circle on the screen.
The game starts at Maiba Koji.
It's 50 yen now.
It's 60 yen.
Wow!
It's like a necklace.
It's 100% correct!
Amazing!
So cute!
Amazing!
Everyone, please raise your stars!
Can I?
Of course you can!
It's a perfect score!
Matsuki-kun is 5 years old.
He's been playing Taiko for a year.
Even so, he made it that far.
It's not easy to make that face in a year.
Amazing.
It's not easy.
Let's move on.
Wait a minute.
There's a Mr. Noise Returns.
Do you remember the last one?
I remember!
Yes, the one with the helicopter and the stir- fried vegetables.
Let's take a look.
Let's go.
Go ahead.
Last time, Mr. Noise showed us a scary impersonation.
This time, he's going to surprise us again.
It's the difference between the sound of one F1 car and the sound of three at the same time.
First, the sound of one F1 car.
The sound of three cars at the same time.
Donald Duck's voice.
It's a parent-child quarrel.
Everyone, please raise your star.
I can do Mickey.
Can you do it once?
I'm Mickey. Nice to meet you.
Don't do it.
Mickey is good at Korean impersonation.
This time, I challenged Takahiro Yamamoto, who is popular for his impersonation of Yuji Oda.
Can you hear me?
I can't get off the Rainbow Bridge.
I'm getting up in the waiting room.
I'm getting up on the spot.
Everyone, please look at the stars.
Really, please.
There are 4 stars.
Tanaka, can you do it?
I can do it.
I can't do Rainbow Bridge.
Is there anyone else who can do it?
Mickey can do it.
I don't need Mickey.
Shige-san, I'm sorry. I don't need Mickey anymore.
Let's look at the next one.
This week, the cabbage minister will help us.
I see.
The cabbage minister will introduce 3 recommended products for this week.
Spring is the best season to see flowers and lasers.
But there are some people who are in trouble.
I've never heard of it.
I forgot my cooler box.
Then...
I am the cabbage minister of the Republic of Harmony.
That's a bad way to say it.
The cabbage minister is here to help.
Let's get on the rescue item.
The cabbage minister is riding a cruising cooler with a 500-watt motor and a maximum speed of 22 km.
Another way to use this powerful vehicle is the cooler box.
It's a great thing that you can move while cooling.
It's a rescue item that's very popular in the laser scene.
It's bigger than I thought.
Cabbage minister, cabbage minister.
Hey, what are you doing?
I wanted to eat something sweet, but is there anything?
Then...
Amedewatame.
What?
Here's the next rescue item.
It's called Amedewatame.
It's a commercially available candy ball.
Anyone can easily make their own original Amedewatame.
In about five minutes.
Just like this.
I'm sure the party will be exciting.
Then...
What?
You can't throw it around.
Here is a help item for such a situation.
Its name is Rabbit-kun.
When you put the garbage in and tie the handle,
it turns into a cute bunny.
It seems that it will be fun to take the garbage home.
Keep your manners and have fun.
Next time, what kind of help items will they bring?
How was it, everyone?
Among the VTRs we saw earlier,
this time we prepared cotton candy.
Let's make cotton candy together.
Let's try various flavors.
Coffee!
I'm looking forward to this color.
Let's start making cotton candy.
What kind of cotton candy will be made?
The coffee candy is slightly brown.
This is bright red.
How about the taste?
It's delicious!
How does the coffee candy taste?
It's really coffee!
Everyone, please try it out!
It's delicious!
Next is RinRin's A.O.O.
I will show you my ability to express myself.
Please guess!
I want to do my best!
I got it!
Climbing?
Climbing!
Climbing down?
Climbing down!
Jet coaster?
List?
What is this?
Let's say it together!
Bungee jumping!
I don't know!
How many people got it right?
Bungee jumping!
That's wrong.
Skydiving?
That's correct!
Zaki-san, are you excited?
That's right.
What's the difference?
What's with that combination?
Next up is...
Sorry to keep you waiting.
Junjun's Nandemo Kiyokushou.
Originally, the Kiyokushou started with Mitsui's good memory.
After that, Junjun also challenged.
Junjun's senpai, Mitsui, is also challenging.
This time, Junjun will challenge 25 cats in the world.
There are many cats that look similar.
This is also a difficult challenge.
Come on, Junjun! Do your best!
The time limit is 20 minutes.
Can he remember all of them?
Felcha... Felcha... Felcha...
Yaluka...
Rex... Yaluka...
Selka...
This is really difficult!
Selka... Rex...
Charm...
American Puppeteer...
Now, the time limit is 20 minutes.
He doesn't seem to be confident.
Will he be okay?
American...
American Shorthair...
It's time. Let's call Junjun!
Junjun!
I'm back!
Junjun, how do you feel?
I'm nervous. What should I do?
I'm nervous, nervous, nervous.
You made a mistake.
It's Junjun's random memory game.
Go ahead!
Shaggy short hair.
Correct!
Himalayan.
Correct!
Persian.
Correct!
Shampoo.
Correct!
PC.
Correct!
T-forex.
Correct!
Tissue.
Correct!
It's easy to clear the 9th question.
But don't let your guard down.
The next 5 questions are all about patterns.
It's a pattern-like zone.
Sail...
Cute!
Sail...
Matrix.
Correct!
Chick.
Correct!
Manx.
Correct!
Bengal.
Correct!
Oriental...
Short hair.
Correct!
American...
American curl.
Correct!
Bombay.
Correct!
But don't let your guard down.
The next 3 questions are all about patterns.
Match.
Correct!
Ractol.
Correct!
This is...
Singapore.
Correct!
Japanese...
Bobtail.
Correct!
Shard...
Correct!
So...
Somali.
Correct!
The last 2 questions.
Lapam.
Correct!
The last question is a very difficult one.
Do you know
the pattern?
OK.
Wait a minute.
Cornish...
Rex.
Correct!
Excellent!
She can do it!
All correct!
She can do it!
She's a woman who can do it!
It's amazing!
It's been a long time since the last time we saw Seichun play Nankin.
That's right.
Compared to that time.
Now, everyone, please put on your belts.
Amazing!
Here you go!
Yay!
I always respect this!
Ah!
She saw it!
She saw it, Mitsui!
Yes, yes, yes, yes!
Mitsui-san, it's all right!
Mitsui-san!
It's all right!
At this point, Hibana Atsuki has won!
After this, Mitsui's explosive speech led to a battle.
A battle?
Let's do this!
Let's have a showdown next time!
The two of us!
Let's settle this!
You're such a shabby woman!
Shabby?
Really?
Shabby?
Shabby!
So, next time, Mitsui and Shabby Junjun will have a showdown.
Next time, we'll have a showdown with Mochiyuki.
The members' new plans will appear one after another.
I'm not going to lose at all!
Finally, they'll have a showdown in person.
What will be the result of this high-level battle?
Next Time...
What Will Be the Result of This High-Level Battle?
Next Time...
What Will Be the Result of This High-Level Battle?