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First up, the head of the idol world, Chika, is here at Abeba TV.
Chika is a Chika idol, but she has won the first place at the Oricon, and is now in front of the Saitama Super Arena.
The strongest Chika idol squad.
Is it the smile or the devil that lurks beneath the mask?
It's the idol of hell, Jason.
The angels who threw their faces away.
The national Chika idol, Kamen Joshi.
Nice.
She's so mischievous.
It doesn't feel like a sports festival, though.
Next, we have the famous members of the P-Chan All- Stars, who are active on Abeba TV's popular program, P-Channel.
However, in June, P-Channel was completely shut down.
That's right.
The members of the P-Chan All-Stars are participating in the survival game to survive.
Will they be able to appeal to the audience?
P-Channel All-Stars.
Although it's called All-Stars, there are no stars in sight.
That's right.
Oh, there's an OK sign.
There's an OK sign, isn't there?
Oh, there's an OK sign, dear.
They're desperate.
It's going to end in June, so they're desperate.
Even if they're desperate, it's obvious that it won't end.
If they do their best, there will be a different program from July.
That's right.
Oh, it's out!
Next, the top producers of the industry are here.
The top stars of the industry, including Nanao, are here.
Why didn't they refuse this program?
Yuu Tejima is leading this battle.
Yuu Tejima is 35 years old.
35 years old?
Stop it!
Don't be a father at 35 years old!
Let a young girl do it.
I don't want to see it.
Hold me tight.
I'll make a good voice.
And finally, sexy, correct, beautiful, the best sexy idol group in Japan will appear.
Four steps down, a counterattack unit.
The sexy world's absolute ace crushes the orthodox idols with cement.
Compliance, I don't know, great motor nerves, heading OK, petting OK, kiss OK.
Ebisu Maskup 1.5
What are you talking about?
Today's idol is us, Ebisu Maskup!
Wow, they're here.
It looks like there's going to be a rock-paper- scissors.
That's right.
Oh, that's nice.
The rock-paper-scissors have a lot of energy.
I'm in your care, too.
That's right.
I want to play rock-paper-scissors as much as I can.
But I feel like the rock-paper-scissors are right at the beginning.
Yeah.
They're all gone, aren't they?
They're all helping each other.
It's time to do our best.
So that's it for the four teams.
74 members in total of idol, actress, and sexy group.
We're going to have a battle of evil for six hours.
A night sports day full of evil!
A six-hour live broadcast in the middle of the night!
At 9 o'clock at night, the live singing of the big guest is super luxurious!
Imitation opening ceremony!
At 10.30 at night, even if you get hit,
Harare Genki!
There are also swims!
Fly, jump, get wet!
A large kill that was thoroughly boiled!
At 12 o'clock at night, if you get licked by Pelo Pelo Kuro-chan, you're out!
Run away from Kuro-chan!
If you eat too much, I'm sorry!
Midnight Osmo!
At 2 o'clock at night!
A finale that shakes your boobs and buttocks!
Team competition is tight!
After this!
Exciting live showdown!
Jyadozanake no Yoru no Daiundoukai 2018
First of all, I would like to make a declaration of opening from the tournament director, Mr. Ogi Hiroaki.
I see.
SEX!
How was it?
It was great!
It was good, wasn't it?
It was great!
Did you practice a lot?
Yes, I did.
He's good. He's spreading his legs.
He's keeping it.
He's moving.
He's a cockroach style.
SEXY!
SEXY.
This is great.
It's a high level of art.
It's a sports day this time.
You'll get a score based on your good reaction.
I can't give it to anyone this time.
How long are you going to do this?
I'm going to do it until there's an order to fix it.
Oh, with a P.
I see.
It's a system like this.
He's serious.
It's been taken care of properly.
How was it now? Which team was good?
It's hard to say.
Personally, I'll give one point to Mr. Kamen because he was the only one who was doing cockroach exercises.
It's one point, right?
It's one point, not 10 points.
I'll give you one point.
If you work hard like this, you'll get a score that's different from the competition.
You'll get a personal score.
Next is the tournament winner.
The tournament winner is Koji Kikkawa.
In a place like this?
Recent...
Recent Kikkawa.
Which one is Kikkawa?
I don't know which one.
I don't know yet.
It's an important song.
I don't know yet.
It's funny.
Which one is it?
Is it real? Which one is it?
Thank you very much.
It's not Mr.Kannazuki?
It's real.
I was wondering which one is it.
It's real.
He came to Abema TV.
Why don't you have a cymbal?
It's wonderful.
Will Kikawa-san come to Abema TV at this time?
Kikawa-san is a really good person.
But he says something.
That's right.
I was wondering which one is it.
It was a compact version.
Is there two songs?
It's amazing.
It's real.
Is it real?
It's not Mr.Kannazuki?
I don't know yet.
Is this included?
I don't know yet.
Thank you very much.
It's good.
It's a sales promotion, isn't it?
It's a sales promotion.
It feels good.
It's a good feeling.
It feels like it's going to end just before I get tired.
I want to see more.
That's right.
It's good.
I don't think I want to see more.
Thank you very much.
Next is the player teacher.
Player teacher?
Yes, this time, we will also test the variety ability.
Each team will have one representative impersonating the player teacher.
The team with the most wonderful player teacher will receive a bonus, so please do your best.
Yes.
That's good.
That's right.
So, first of all, from the Masked Girls team, Morishiichi by Erina Kamiya is the player teacher.
Is it Morishiichi?
Oh, can you do it?
Do you do Morishiichi?
Ah, a little.
I can see it somehow.
Kamiya-san, do your best.
Kamiya-san, right?
Yes.
I don't know.
I was in a hurry now, but I think I heard Morishiichi for the first time.
That's right.
Can you do it?
Senshu sensei!
Mori Shinichi?
Do you know Mori Shinichi?
You don't know Mori Shinichi, do you?
We are on the sportsmanship.
Sensei, please be fair.
Wait a minute.
Do you know Mori Shinichi?
I will do my best to compete here.
Kamiya-san, can you stop it?
Stop it.
I can't stop it.
Kamiya-san, do you know Mori Shinichi?
Of course, I know him.
What is his song?
Yoru to Tomoni.
Yoru to Tomoni?
Is there a song like Unagi Pie?
No?
You don't know him, do you?
No, I know him.
You don't look like Mori Shinichi at all.
I was told to ride a sportsmanship.
No, it's not.
Where? Where?
I don't know.
It's like a vague imitation of a politician.
It's a vague one.
It's a fake.
It's not a face anyone can do.
It's not.
It's full of contradictions.
What was Mitsura-san like?
This is it.
Please look at Mitsura-san.
Please imitate this.
Please do it with this.
I'm Mori Shinichi.
I'm riding a sportsmanship.
Mori Shinichi.
That's enough.
Please stop.
Get out of the way.
This is the starting point.
This is terrible.
Mori Shinichi.
Thank you very much.
He's a little young.
That's right.
I didn't know.
The generation is different.
Now it's 0 points.
0 points.
No score.
Next, from P-CHAN All-Stars, Mr. Mihiro, Mr. Shimura.
This is good.
I see.
This is a matter of chance.
This is a matter of service.
That's right.
I'm in a deep relationship with Mr. Shimura.
That's right.
You can do it here.
I can do it.
I've been with you for a long time.
I'm in your care.
Which part?
Is it a private time?
Have you ever done it?
I don't do it.
Did you really work with Mr. Shimura?
That's right.
Do your best.
I'll do it fair and square.
Wait a minute.
This is...
I can't change it.
This is...
I can't change it.
Please get off.
Get off.
It's strange.
They should be simulating.
Yes.
What's going on?
It's terrible.
I don't think it's going to be interesting today.
Next is Platinum.
Platinum is fine.
I'm looking forward to Platinum.
Next is the representative of the Platinum Corps, Yuu Tejima.
Yuu Tejima is fine.
He is the teacher of Ikko.
Mr. Ikko.
I think Mr. Ikko can do it.
I think he can do it.
He has a similar face.
He looks like Mr. Ikko.
Look.
It's good, isn't it?
He has a lot of experience.
He is not shy.
He doesn't hesitate.
He is determined.
5 points.
Great.
5 points.
Thank you.
This world is long.
Great.
He has a lot of experience.
It would be nice if he could do it quickly.
Thank you.
Next is the representative of the Ebisu Mascots, Yumekana.
Yumekana.
It's been a while since I saw her.
She is the teacher of Beat Takeshi.
Yumekana.
Yumekana, good luck.
Yumekana is a great girl.
She is a genius.
Mito Takeshi.
You are turning your shoulders too much.
I don't turn my shoulders that much.
Are you trying to go with just your shoulders?
With just one shoulder?
Are you trying to ride it?
What are you doing, idiot?
He's calling you an idiot.
Idiot!
Idiot.
Idiot!
What are you doing? Idiot!
I'm Sensei Senshu.
Please call me Sensei Senshu.
Sensei Senshu!
Let's do our best today!
Again, idiot!
Idiot!
Stop it, idiot!
It's okay. It's okay.
2 points!
Let's earn points.
He did it.
He seems satisfied.
So, we finished all the teams, Senshu and Sensei.
How was it, everyone?
I'm not sure if it's a good quality or not.
But they did their best.
You earned points.
Platinum got 5 points.
And Muscat got 2 points.
It's a one-digit point.
We don't know yet.
We don't know how many points we'll get.
I thought we'd get 10 points.
We'll let you know later.
Today, we have guests from all over the world.
Let me introduce the guests.
First, Mr. Watabe Atsuro, an actor.
Mr. Watabe Atsuro?
He's here!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
I'm sorry.
Do you come to these sports events?
I can do anything.
I'm looking forward to it.
But it's a little far away.
But I'm looking forward to it.
Do you like sports events?
I have kids.
I often go to sports events.
Why did you divorce Rikako?
Are you underestimating me?
You'll get in trouble if you hear that.
I'm introducing her.
I'm sorry.
You two are fighting, right?
We're not fighting.
If you do that, I'll do it.
Come on.
I won't go.
Come on anytime.
I won't go.
You brought it to come.
Thank you.
It's gorgeous.
It's gorgeous, isn't it?
Are you still here?
Yes.
Mr.Takaaki Kishibashi.
Mr.Takaaki.
Thank you.
Mr.Takaaki.
Do you do this every time?
No, I don't.
It's amazing.
It's my first time.
You're spending money, aren't you?
It wasn't you guys.
Yes.
I've been waiting for you.
Mr.Takaaki.
You made me wait too long.
I'm sorry.
How long are you going to make me wait?
I'm sorry, Mr.Takaaki.
Mr.Takaaki, I've been shaking my shoulders all the time.
Did you shake your shoulders?
Please.
It's the same.
Please.
You really say that.
Please.
He sat down.
It wasn't a prelude.
He's good.
Next,
Mr.Keiji Muto from the pro-wrestling world.
Mr.Keiji Muto.
It's amazing.
Are you okay?
It's high.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
It's high.
I'm sorry.
It's high.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay?
Be careful of your knee.
There's no such bad person.
I'm sorry.
It's the third time.
I'm sorry.
It's the third time.
I'm the oldest.
I'm sorry.
I don't think I can speak.
Finally, a super VIP has come from the west coast.
It will be Prime Minister Abe.
Prime Minister Abe has come.
Prime Minister Abe.
You look like him.
You walk like him.
Prime Minister Abe.
This is the first time I meet Prime Minister Abe.
Prime Minister Abe.
I'm here.
I'm here to introduce you.
I'm Shinzo Abe, the 98th Prime Minister.
Thank you for inviting me to the night sports festival.
I usually say that I will regain Japan.
Today, I will regain the smiles of the viewers.
I will do my best with that in mind.
I will do my best with the feeling that this is the preliminary round of the Tokyo Olympics.
It's not such a big deal.
Thank you very much.
You look like him.
I didn't know there was such a person.
It's the first time I've met him.
Is there anything you want to say to Prime Minister Abe?
What do you think about the next meeting?
What do you think about getting along with the north and the south?
Actually, I think it's true.
Don't say that.
The content is zero.
I think it's true.
That's amazing.
Thank you for coming today.
Thank you very much.
Now, it's time for the first race.
The first race of the Jado Nanake Night Sports Festival is...
The 50-meter tricycle race!
Let me explain the rules.
Three representatives from each team will compete in the 50-meter tricycle race.
1st place gets 30 points, 2nd place gets 20 points, 3rd place gets 10 points, and 4th place gets 0 points.
Now, let's take a look at the starting line-up.
Eriko, the judge.
I'm Eriko, the starting line-up.
This time, we, the judges, will be the judges.
So, everyone, please don't let your guard down when you participate in the race.
Eriko is very strict.
These are the members of this race.
Let's hear what they have to say.
I'm Mokotan. I think I'm the most suitable for the tricycle race.
I'll do my best.
She's a cute girl.
Next.
I'm Kokikoki. I'll do my best.
Good luck, Kojima-san.
Next.
I'll show you the real tricycle race.
She's scary.
Next.
I'm Aniwami.
Who is it?
What? What? Are you okay?
She's cool.
Her eyebrows are thick.
Don't mess with me.
She's cool.
Don't mess with me.
Eriko will get angry if you mess with her.
Her face is like this.
She's cool.
We have a demonstrator for this competition.
Please come here.
Miho-san.
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
Is she Kotetsu Yamamoto?
Yes, she is.
Kotetsu-san?
Kotetsu-san's fashion.
Muto-san, I think you know her.
Kotetsu-san made me nervous.
Kotetsu-san is scary.
Kotetsu-san is strict today.
Kotetsu-san is scary.
She looks like her.
She does.
No, I'm not.
I'm Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan?
Yes, I'm Kuro-chan.
I'm Kuro-chan.
Next.
We have a demonstrator for this competition.
Please demonstrate.
I see.
It's a tricycle, isn't it?
It's easy.
You don't have to do this.
It's a tricycle, so it's scary.
Kotetsu-san.
Kuro-chan.
Can you do this?
Is it that hard?
Kuro-chan.
I don't care.
I'm telling you to lose.
I'm sorry.
I'm telling you to lose.
You're a demonstrator, so you have to do this well.
Can you do this?
It's hard.
Start.
Is this necessary?
It's like a hurray.
It's going to go forward.
It's hard because the weight is on the back.
It's going down.
Don't break it.
It's going to fall.
It's okay.
It's going to fall.
What is this?
Niho-san.
You're not going to be in the back.
You broke it.
Kuro-chan is still a hardie.
Niho-san is going down.
Like this.
This game is.
The winner can be determined by taking the in- course or the out-course.
I don't know.
I don't care about the premonition.
It's up to you to see the results.
This time, fair and square, rock-paper-scissors.
Niho-san.
Wasn't the demonstrator's move a bit more flashy?
Flashy? Ah, but...
Ah, I thought it was a bit flashy when he went to the back.
That's true, when Kuro-chan falls to the back,
it's hard to do flashy moves like that.
Ah, I'll do my best next time.
Master Abe is angry.
Ah, what is it?
Master Abe is a bit angry right now.
From the beginning, he was very excited, and it was transmitted to me.
This is bad.
That's amazing.
I'll do my best next time.
Master Abe is so strict.
If you're going to do something flashy, do it more flashily.
Flashily? Ah, I understand.
Kuro-chan?
Yes?
Kuro-chan, that was good.
Ah, really?
Eh? I didn't expect a compliment.
Yes, it's fine.
Wait a minute.
Please sit down.
First, let's have the first runner get ready.
The first runner.
That's right, let's play rock-paper-scissors.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Let's start with Gou.
Gou goes first.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Next, Sunny.
Rock-paper-scissors!
Next, Koyama.
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's hard to keep the balance.
You have to spread your legs.
You can take a sexy shot.
This is a sexy tricycle.
That's why the camera is there.
Let's start.
Ready, start!
Rock-paper-scissors!
She's fast.
Next, Ebisu.
Kojima looks small.
She's fast.
It's better to be small.
Watch the next one!
He's doing something.
He tends to do things like that.
It's pretty difficult, isn't it?
Even the demonstrators couldn't drive.
Kojima-san was fast!
Kojima was a little too good.
Please line up in order.
1, 2, 3, 4.
1st place is Ebisu Muscat.
2nd place is P-chan All Stars.
3rd place is Platinum.
4th place is Kamen Joshi.
How many points do you get if you win?
How many points?
1st place gets 30 points.
30 points?
Yes.
Does that mean I get 30 points now?
Once?
What about 2nd place?
2nd place gets 20 points.
3rd place gets 10 points.
4th place gets 0 points.
Platinum's Toyama-san was so bright.
The atmosphere was great, so I gave him 5 points.
Plus 5 points.
It's easy to win.
Everyone, please listen.
Be bright!
That's right.
Be bright and have fun.
I have 5 points.
See?
That's good, isn't it?
That's good.
Great.
He has a bright face.
Toyama-san has a bright face.
He has a bright face.
That's good.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors for 2nd place.
Let's start.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's going well.
Next.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Now, let's start from the order of winning.
Let's start from the order of winning.
From inside to outside.
Please stand up.
How old are you, Mihiro?
I'm 50 meters tall.
About 35 years old?
I'm 24 years old.
Are your legs frozen?
My hands are a little bigger than Sasaki-san's.
Because your legs are long.
Then, please spread your legs.
The first course.
Masked Girls.
The second course.
P-chan All-Stars.
The third course.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
The fourth course.
Platinum Gundam.
Your legs are long.
What is it?
Your legs are long.
I'm proud of you.
Platinum's face is dark.
Dark.
Platinum's face is dark.
Ready.
Start.
Go for it.
Usa-chan.
Usa-chan, you can do it.
From the outside.
You did it.
Great.
You did it.
As expected, you are tall.
You are tall.
It was difficult.
1st place to 4th place.
1st place.
P-channel Mihiro.
Ebisu Muscat
Masked Girl Yuka
Platinum Gundan Mayu Sasaki
It's Kinkuro, Kintama-chan's 4th place.
So, MCs, did you have any trouble this time?
Eh? What is it?
Did you have any trouble?
We didn't have any trouble, but Kinkuro-chan was here.
Yes, she was making a lot of noise over here.
She was making a lot of noise, Kinkuro-chan.
Ah, you're right!
Kinkuro-chan is really good.
Just by standing up, you can be called Kyaa!
Kyaa!
You didn't do anything bad.
I didn't do anything!
Kinkuro-chan, Kinkuro-chan.
This time, there weren't any people who overreacted.
I understand.
So, how was it looking back at the 2nd race?
Until now, I've only seen the 1st and 2nd races,
but people who are good at having sex are strong.
I see.
People who come in 2nd place are good at having sex.
I guess it's because their hip joints are soft.
It's true, if you're in 2nd place, people think you're bad at having sex.
That's right.
I can understand why people think you're bad at having sex.
That's right.
I want you to do your best.
So, it's the 3rd race, right?
Yes.
So, for the 3rd race, we're going to play rock- paper- scissors to decide the course.
We'll start with Guu.
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
It's Aiko, right?
Ah!
Alright.
Okay, Shion-san, you go.
Okay, next!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
It's Aiko, right?
Hurry up!
Ah!
Aiko!
It's Aiko.
It's Usa-san.
You're not going to come back this time, are you?
The first course, Kamen Joshi
Kamiya Erina
The second course, Platinum Gundan
Yamamoto Narumi
The third course, Ebisu Muscat 1.5
Momonogi Kana
The fourth course, P-chan All-Stars
Soramame
What is that girl? Why is she a celebrity?
She's a little thin
Soramame
Is Soramame good at sex?
Yes, she's good at sex
She's in the top
She's going to do it, she's going to do it
Let's start
Ready, start
She's really good at it
She's good at sex, she's fast
She's going to hit it, she's going to hit it
She's really good at sex
She's really good at it
She's weak
Platinum
Platinum is weak
Momonogi is really strong
The first course, Ebisu Muscat 1.5
Momonogi Kana
The second course, P-chan All-Stars
Soramame
3rd place, Kamen Joshi, Tamiya Erina
Kamen Joshi and Platinum are weak?
4th place, Platinum Yamamoto
Ah, it's like...
Ah, it's true
Ogi-san is right
Ogi-san's theory is correct
That's right
If you don't have enough sex, it's difficult to get married
That's why Miho-san didn't go any further
That's why it went up
How is it, Taka-san? You're a little angry
At the end, it was like Koichi Nakano
Who?
He stabbed
At the end, the way he stabbed
It went from the top to the back
It was a great match
Is there a team you personally support, Taka-san?
For me, it's Ebisu Muscat
You support Ebisu Muscat
Basically, there are people who are good at having sex
It's that kind of group
Please
Thank you
This Muscat is quite strong, this tricycle
It's strong
50m tricycle race
Right now, the total is
1st place is Ebisu Muscat 1.5
2nd place is P-Channel
3rd place is Kamen Riders
4th place is Platinum
I see
Is it over?
It's over
So, it's decided
I'd like to hear your thoughts after the match
Mitsuura-san, what did you think?
I really thought that sex should be done
I didn't think it would be useful at a place like this
It's good
It's soft
After the match is over, I'd like to compete with the Asagaya sisters
I don't want to see it at all
The three of you competing
Oki-san, what did you think?
Me?
I've seen a lot of things
I think it would have been better for Kamen Riders to wear masks
They don't take off their masks
What do you mean?
They don't take off their masks when they sing
It's better to wear a mask
It's easier to imagine
It's easier to draw
If you take it off, it's hard to imagine
What do you mean?
It's not good for your face?
It's not good
The face
If possible, I want them to wear masks
It's more attractive to wear a mask
We don't compete with our faces, so we wear masks
It's a strategy to make people think we're cute
There's no such thing
That's right
The gap
I'm sorry
We haven't reached the gap
We haven't gone that far
It doesn't change that much
It's changing
No, no, no
Thank you
Isn't P-chan's team more ugly than Kamen Riders?
That's right
P-chan's team is a bit...
Kamen Riders
Is there something?
Stop it
I'm sorry
I'm the cute representative
I'm the top
This is...
Thank you! Thank you!
You're the one who kissed me!
I didn't kiss you!
You kissed me!
Stop fighting!
It's over.
It's over as soon as Kuro-chan gets closer.
From now on, Kuro-chan, please stop fighting.
Please stop fighting.
This will be the starting point.
Kuma-chan, what are you doing?
But...
It's true, P-chan...
P-chan, P-chan All-Stars.
All-Stars, I don't really know what that is.
What is that?
Talent-san.
Talent-san?
Idol.
I'm a member of a program called P-Channel, which is broadcast on TV every Saturday from midnight.
I know you're doing that, but...
Idol!
What's your job?
I'm a gravure idol!
What?
I'm a gravure idol!
Really?
Don't be surprised!
Aren't you all members of an agency?
We're all members of an agency!
Really?
I'm a freelancer, though.
I think you're just a freelancer.
What do you think, Omi-san?
What?
What's that thing you're wearing?
It's a gradle.
What?
It's a gradle.
That person?
She can't speak properly.
It's a gradle.
Really?
Yes.
It's like a breeder doing it illegally.
Really.
It's a legal gradle.
How old are you, Mishiku-san?
I'm 27 this year.
But I'd like to give Mishima-san one point.
Mishiku-san, one point!
Thank you!
I want you to do your best.
Thank you!
Master Abe is angry.
Mishiku-san, Master Abe is angry.
I don't know what you're doing.
This isn't a national meeting, so I'd like you to do it properly.
He says he doesn't know.
It's not a national meeting, so please do it properly.
Mishiku-san, one point.
Everyone, please sit down.
Thank you very much.
I can only say, do your best.
I feel like I can't shake it.
I'd like to move on to the next game.
Next is Monika Tamaire.
Monika Tamaire.
Let me explain the rules.
Each team has 13 members.
Two teams will compete at the same time.
It's a tournament-style ball-throwing match.
There is no third place in this competition.
Only 1st and 2nd places will be added points.
Let's see how the competition is done.
Judge Eriko, please.
Yes!
We don't have much time.
Let's move on to the demonstration.
The demonstrators are standing by.
Let's watch the demonstration.
Please.
Kizuka-san.
Kizuka-san, are you there?
Dance more.
Let's dance.
Throw the ball.
Throw the ball when the music stops.
It's hard.
Get out of the ring.
The school in the middle of the night
If you call me by my last name
Haritaka, come in!
We don't need a demonstrator, do we?
I understand.
I understand the rules.
I'm tired.
Kikkawa-san is tired.
Kikkawa-san is under a lot of pressure.
Kikkawa-san is tired.
That's right. We need to take Kikkawa-san's energy for the show.
That's all for the demonstration.
We don't need this.
Thank you very much.
So, when Monica is playing,
you have to dance with all your might
and put the ball in as soon as it stops.
When Monica is playing,
you have to get out of the ring.
I see.
As soon as it stops,
you have to go inside and put the ball in.
But when Monica is playing,
the way she dances,
the way she bounces,
the score...
The score is important.
That's right.
It's hard.
I want to see it.
I want to see the original too.
I want to see it.
I want you to do your best.
So, this is the match list.
Here it is.
So,
Kamen Joshi and Ebisu Muscats
and P-chan All-Stars
and Platinum Gundan
will play against each other.
Yes.
I wonder how this match will go.
I'm looking forward to it.
So, the first match.
Ebisu Muscats 1.5
versus Kamen Joshi
will be played.
All the players,
please gather at your designated position.
That's right.
There are 13 people each.
When Monica is playing,
everyone will be dancing.
I'd like to see Monica's dance.
She's been dancing a lot since last year.
She's got a mask on.
Those of you who are dancing warmly,
will be judged by Gensei.
Please dance seriously.
I'm watching you.
Let's start.
Mr. Kicker.
Mr. Kicker is concentrating.
He's so bad at it.
Nice.
Mr. Knuckles is good.
Mr. Natsuo is good.
Because he's good.
Mr. Natsuo is good.
Fighting.
You got this.
It's hard physically.
You can do it!
Don't give up!
He's good at doing the Ramen Dashi.
He's good at it.
He's got a good sense of rhythm.
He's got a personality.
He's got a good sense of rhythm.
He's good at it.
He's got a good sense of rhythm.
Not yet!
Dance! Dance!
Matsuoka! Matsuoka is good!
Matsuoka is good!
His arms and legs are long.
He's got a good sense of rhythm.
Stop it!
He's got a good sense of rhythm.
It's about the same now.
It's over!
He's got a lot of energy.
So, the ball count is...
Now, let's count the balls.
Miho from the Ebisu Muscat team,
and Kuro-chan from the Kamen Joshi team,
please count the balls.
It's about the same.
I wonder if Kikkawa-san is okay.
Are you okay, Kikkawa-san?
I'm 52 years old.
It's okay.
It's funny to watch.
It's funny to close my eyes and concentrate before I sing.
It's silly.
Are you ready to count?
Yes!
I'll count, so please throw the ball.
Miho is terrible at counting at times like this.
I'll start.
1, 2, 3, 4...
7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20!
21, 22, 23, 24, 25!
The winner is the Masked Girls!
What's going on?
It's a draw.
What's going on?
It's a draw.
The Masked Girls and the Masked Girls are not in the game?
They're not in the game.
They must have been too focused on dancing.
They didn't get any points for dancing.
Ok, Okizura-san, do you have any points for dancing?
I want to give points to Matsuoka-san and Natsume- san.
Matsuoka-san and Natsume-san, how many points do you have?
1 point.
Ok, Matsuoka-san and Natsume-san, how many points do you have?
1 point.
The points for dancing are coming in.
It was lame, wasn't it?
No, but it was good. Everyone was in a bad mood.
It was really good.
Next is the second match.
P-chan All-Stars vs. Platinum Gundam
We will now begin the match between the two teams.
All players, please gather at your designated positions.
It's a real thing.
It's shaking so much.
Platinum vs. P-Channel.
This is where Platinum wants to do their best.
They want to do their best.
Platinum seems to have a good athleticism.
That's right.
They seem to go to the gym.
They seem to have a healthy style.
Anmika is here today as well.
Anmika-san.
Aoyama-san.
Aoyama is Megwin.
Anmika is Aoyama Megwin.
Can I call him Anmika-san?
Anmika-san is fine.
He is influenced by her.
I think he will buy it if he is recommended.
They are ready.
It's time for P-Channel to make money with dance.
That's right.
Music, start.
He is concentrating.
That's good.
Everyone is free.
It's good, isn't it?
It's scary.
That person, that person, Michiko-san, Michiko- san.
Michiko-san, Michiko-san, over there.
There's a weird moving person.
Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko- san.
Michiko-san, there's a weird moving person.
He just passed by the camera.
Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko- san.
Dance, dance!
It's tough for Kikuka-san, too.
Kikuka-san, do your best!
Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko- san, Michiko-san, Michiko-san, Michiko-san.
Thank you very much.
It's so tiring.
The dance is the most tiring.
Let's count the balls.
Judges, please.
You have to throw it up.
It's a bit unstable.
That's right.
The dance was a bit...
P-CHANNEL was terrible.
It was terrible.
P-CHANNEL has 10 points overall.
That's right.
I feel sorry for my volunteer spirit.
P-CHANNEL, I want to do something for you.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.
17.
18.
19.
20.
21.
22.
23.
24.
The winner is P-CHANNEL.
P-CHANNEL was terrible.
I want to cheer for them.
Platinum won.
How about Dansten?
Dansten is not a team, but P-CHANNEL All-Stars.
I give 10 points.
It was great as a whole.
I didn't see it when I counted.
Your ship will sink.
But you did your best.
You will lose motivation when the show is over.
I'm glad you did your best.
Platinum is a tie.
Platinum is disadvantageous.
I'm tired.
Mr.Watabe.
Can you hear me?
You can't hear me, can you?
Platinum.
You're Ren-chan, aren't you?
Do your best.
He's kind at the end.
That's right. He's not suitable for a place where you have to speak up.
I've been saying this for a long time, but I can't hear you at all.
Here's the final.
We'll have a final match.
We're going to have a battle between the Masked Girls and the Platinum Corps.
Oh, there he is.
It's always the same tension.
It's amazing.
He's a craftsman.
Mr. Kannazuki.
Thank you very much.
This dance is hard.
This kind of dance is hard.
But don't let go of your hand.
Don't let go of your hand when you dance.
It's fast.
You have to dance.
It's the key point.
Please dance.
It's a dance!
It's tough!
Stand up!
You can do it!
Don't rely on Kikugawa-san!
Hold hands!
Dance!
It's over!
It was a battle!
It looked like a lot of work.
Platinum is almost crushed.
They were doing their best.
It's a annual event.
They must be tired.
They were dancing without letting go of their hands.
Great.
Kikugawa-san!
What happened to Kikugawa-san?
Kikugawa-san, are you okay?
He's sweating a lot.
He doesn't sweat this much even at a concert.
Kikugawa-san is the real leader.
He's always dancing.
Thank you.
He always dances with the same quality.
Platinum was the leader,
but he danced without letting go of his hands.
That's right.
Let's count the balls.
Miho-san,
please raise the ball higher.
Please raise the ball higher.
Higher?
You know what I mean.
It's easier to understand if you raise the ball higher.
I know what you mean.
Thank you very much.
Let's do it.
One
Two
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
Thirteen
Fourteen
Fifteen
Sixteen
Seventeen
Eighteen
Nineteen
Twenty
Twenty-one
Twenty-two
Twenty-three
Twenty-water
Twenty-yellow
Twenty-blee
Twenty-well
That's nice, very nice!
Monika Tamaire is the winner of the Masked Girls, isn't she?
That's right.
The 1st place goes to the Masked Girls, and the 2nd place goes to the Platinum Tendan.
What an impressive match!
The 3rd and 4th place teams are winning this time.
That's why the score is...
That's right. The score is getting better and better.
It's going well.
I think it was a pretty good match.
Now, let's have a commercial break.
After the commercial break, we'll have a swimsuit dodgeball game.
This is a live broadcast of the 2018 Shadow's Night Sports Festival.
Let's move on to the next game.
Swimsuit dodgeball!
Here it is. The swimsuit game is finally here.
The viewers have been waiting for this, haven't they?
When I saw Monica's dance earlier,
I heard that Tejima-san was thinking.
Tejima-san was thinking?
We didn't notice it, but the viewers were saying,
Tejima-san was thinking.
There are comments like that.
I'm sure they can see it.
Please do your best.
I'll explain the rules of this swimsuit dodgeball.
Each team has 10 people in a tournament-style swimsuit.
One game is 10 minutes.
In addition, the walls are narrowing every 5 minutes,
and the area of ​​the court is gradually narrowing.
If you hit the ball, you're out.
There is no line.
Can I see the swimsuit for a moment?
Oh, the swimsuit.
What is it?
I'm embarrassed.
You aimed at the ball.
You aimed at the ball, didn't you?
You aimed at the ball.
You have a penalty of 10 points.
Oh, that's too bad.
You can't aim at the ball.
I'll explain the rules.
If you hit the ball, you're out.
There is no line.
And this tournament does not have a 3rd place final.
Only 1st and 2nd places will be added points.
I see.
Let's watch the demonstration.
Let's start the demonstration.
The back wall is getting closer and closer,
so the game is fast.
It's scary.
It's an interesting game.
Is this a one-on-one game?
Yes, it's a one-on-one game.
How about a ball toss?
Let's do it.
Let's watch the demonstration.
Which one is it?
Please stop it.
It's being broadcasted.
Yes, I know.
Who would be happy to see such a joke?
What is it? It's like an old man's rehabilitation.
What is it?
You're doing your best, aren't you?
I'm doing it.
If you're going to do it, please do it seriously.
I want to see the demonstrator properly.
I did my best, but the ball is scary.
It's heavy and a little scary.
It's scary.
It's scary. It's not a demonstration.
If the ball is scary, please shake it first.
I don't understand.
Can I do it again because it's scary?
What?
Can I do it again because it's scary?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Why?
Please do it again.
It's scary.
Let's watch it again.
Please do it.
Please do it again.
I'm going to toss it again.
Ready, Fight!
That's enough. Stop it.
It hurts. It hurts.
Help me. Help me.
It hurts. It hurts.
Stop it.
It hurts. It hurts.
Did it hurt, Kuro-chan?
It hurt.
Did it hurt?
It hurt.
And someone kicked me.
How much? How much did it hurt?
I was kicked.
How much did it hurt, Kuro-chan?
Did it hurt?
How much?
I was kicked three times.
What?
Am I wrong?
I don't think you're wrong.
But I'm really going to get hurt, so be careful.
Really?
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
It must have been painful and scary.
I was surprised. I was surprised.
Please go back to the game.
I'm sorry.
This is interesting.
It's interesting, isn't it?
The rules are good.
Yes.
So, we will introduce the tournament.
First of all, P-chan All-Stars vs. Kamen Joshi.
Yes.
And then, Ebisu Mascots 1.5 vs. Platinum Corps.
Yes.
Everyone's swimsuits are amazing.
And then, Matty from Sonar Pocket is here.
Yes.
Nice to meet you. I'm Matty from Sonar Pocket.
Nice to meet you.
What's going on?
I like variety shows so much that I came to play.
What?
I saw this live broadcast and came here.
It's not a distance to come and play.
In the mountains?
It was quite far.
If I were in Aoyama, I would know.
I came here.
Chiba's mountains.
It took about an hour and a half.
Which team do you support?
Well...
Kamen Joshi team.
We are the same musicians.
I see.
So, you don't think Muscat is a musician.
Are you a musician?
I'm sorry. Do you know them?
We are the same musicians.
But, if you come here to play, we will play until the end.
If you find a girl you like, we will give you a score.
I got it.
Please tell me.
I got it. I'll check it.
Thank you.
What? Abe-san?
Abe-san, do you have it?
Yes, I have it.
From a while ago, Ebi-Sumatsu-Kazan of Koike Green was very popular.
I'm irritated.
Koike Green?
Ah, Koike Green.
Koike Green.
I'm cheering for P-chan All Stars.
Please do your best.
I feel sorry for him.
Abe-san likes this kind of thing.
How about Taka-san?
Taka-san?
How about Taka-san?
Kuro-chan is not a killer car, is she?
No, she is not.
She is not a killer car, is she?
I'm sorry. I was worried about you.
Thank you.
She is not a killer car, is she?
Kuro-chan?
Shut up, idiot.
I'm sorry.
Taka-san?
Taka-chan?
I'm not an idiot. I just have a bad head.
Please hurry up.
Well, let's start.
Let's start.
The first match is P-chan All Stars versus Kamen Joshi.
All the players, please gather at your designated spots.
They're wearing the same team color swimsuits.
I've never seen anyone wear a swimsuit before.
Me neither.
Mitsuyora-san, what do you think will happen in this match?
There could be a lot going on.
This could be bad.
Will it be okay?
It's going to be a close match.
I wonder what's going to happen next.
I hope it's not too late.
It's going to be a close match.
It's a live broadcast, so it's scary.
Be careful not to hit your chin.
One representative at a time.
P-channel is a little dirty.
P-channel, P-chan All Stars.
It's okay if it hits the ball that's bounced back against the wall.
If you hit the ball directly, you'll be out.
There's a rubber mark around your stomach.
It can't be helped.
When you take a picture of a naked wet face, the actress is naked in a gown.
It's been an hour or so.
Let's go.
P-chan's butt is sticking out.
Ready, fight!
I can see the style.
It's intense.
It's scary.
It's intense.
I wonder what's going to happen.
This wall is enough.
It's scary.
Where did the ball go?
It's pretty fast.
It's strong.
It's scary.
The face is serious.
It's scary.
It's dangerous.
This is the opponent's ball.
It's like a fighting game.
It's scary.
Surprisingly, it doesn't hit.
Don't hit people.
It's hit.
That girl is fast.
She is fast.
Who is that?
She is throwing a strong ball.
That girl is great.
She has a strong shoulder.
She is going to get the ball far ahead.
The staff should pick up the ball.
The wall is narrowed.
The wall is narrowed because it's been 3 minutes.
She is fast.
The wall moved a little earlier.
The wall moved.
It's OK.
She has no choice but to do it.
It's close.
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
It's dangerous.
It's hit.
It's dangerous.
It's scary.
It's hit.
It's painful.
It's hit.
It's not hit.
It's hit.
The wall is getting closer.
It's scary.
It's dangerous.
She has no choice but to do it.
It's scary.
Is it going to be 0 people?
It's amazing.
That person is amazing.
It's scary.
That girl is amazing.
It's Kuramochi.
It's amazing.
It's flying.
It's scary.
The line is coming out.
It's getting smaller.
It's a hit.
How many people are there?
Don't hit the ball.
Mishiko is left.
Mishiko, who I love, is left.
Mishiko didn't hit the ball once.
Oh, Michiko-san!
Awesome!
Two more to go!
Is this the last one?
The last one!
There's only one Kamen Rider left.
Oh, wow!
This is a good match!
Oh, scary!
Scary!
Oh, Michiko!
Don't get out!
Don't get out of the frame!
Don't get out of a frame!
That's not on the rules!
Oh!
Scary!
What will you do?
Don't get out!
Don't get out of the line please!
Don't get out of the frame!
Her boobs! Her boobs are amazing!
She's got her boobs back.
She's got her boobs back!
Wow!
Amazing!
Wow, this is...
The Kanellis have won!
All by herself!
Don't leave the ring by yourself!
That girl was amazing too, wasn't she?
She got 50 points, didn't she?
The Kanellis have won!
G-chan All Stars. I wonder who she is.
The girl in the swimsuit with the black line.
Her face.
What's her name?
Who are you?
What's your name?
What's her name?
I'm Okina Rumi.
What?
I'm Okina Rumi.
I'm a newbie.
I debuted 4 months ago.
I have no idea what you're saying.
What's your name?
I'm Okina Rumi.
Okina Rumi.
Okina Rumi is amazing.
Okina Rumi.
Okina Rumi got 5 points.
Really?
She's really good at throwing.
She's really good.
Did you play any sports?
I played soccer.
You didn't use your hands at all.
I did.
But you were really good.
Thank you.
How many points?
5.
5 points.
Thank you.
And the winner is...
The winner is the one who turned the tables by herself.
That's right.
5 points for her.
5 points.
Kamen Joshi's...
5 points.
She fought alone at the end.
I'm Yukino Shibari, a Kamen Joshi.
Nice to meet you.
When the camera comes, she's so busy introducing herself that she doesn't listen to us.
That's right.
The replay is playing.
She got it at the end.
At the end.
Both of them were strong.
Both of them.
It was great.
At the end.
The first match.
At the end.
2 to 1.
3 to 1.
That's right.
She turned the tables by herself.
By herself.
That's great.
Did you do something?
Yes.
I played basketball since elementary school.
You played basketball.
That's right.
You threw the ball.
That's right.
I thought you had the face of Saiga Uzuma in Obeya.
That's right.
The face.
Thank you.
You look like Saiga Uzuma.
How do you feel about this match?
How do you feel?
It was very exciting and fun.
I want her to leave a big mark on her chest at the end.
You want her to leave a big mark on her chest at the end?
I'm waiting for it to shake.
It was shaking.
Thank you.
This is business communication.
Yes.
Players should not leave the ring.
That's right.
If you leave, you will be out.
That's right.
It tends to come out from the side line.
It tends to come out.
I want you to be careful.
Yes.
That was a great victory for Kamen Joshi.
Next.
Next is the battle between the Platinum Corps and Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Next is the second match.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Yes.
The Platinum Corps.
They are going to fight in the first round.
Please gather at your starting position.
Oh, there is Su-bu.
Oh, Anmika is coming.
She's got great muscles.
Amazing.
Anmika is doing kickboxing.
Her body is...
Her body is nice.
Yes.
She's not lazy.
Anmika's butt is dirty.
I know.
I hate that butt.
It's burned.
It's burned and broken.
Wow.
Both of them have a good picture.
Beautiful.
Oh, it's DIMM.
That cute girl.
Is it DIMM or that cute girl?
That girl.
The one in the black swimsuit, right?
She's cute.
Mr. Fujiwara's swimsuit is the origin.
What?
Mr. Fujiwara's swimsuit is the origin.
Mr. Fujiwara?
What's that?
Mr. Fujiwara does this kind of thing.
Mr. Fujiwara.
It's the origin.
He's doing it.
He's being pulled from the team.
It's the origin.
The origin.
He has a great sense of fashion.
Let's check the rules again.
This center line is the blue line.
If you cross both of them, you'll be the opposite team's ball.
And don't come out of the blue bar on both sides.
If you come out, you're out.
It's amazing.
It's beautiful.
Don't look.
It's very beautiful.
Both of them.
Look back.
It's not the origin.
It's the origin.
They both have great styles.
They're both great.
They're both cool.
They're both great.
They're both beautiful.
They're popular.
He's strong-willed.
He's good.
Awesome!
Thank you!
Awesome!
Thank you!
Be careful!
Oh!
Oh! Yes! Yes!
Kuro-chan's feet.
Feet. Feet. Feet.
I got it! I got it!
I think she got it!
Did she get it?
I think she got it!
I saw it! I saw it!
What?
Did she get it?
I think she got it.
How about Kuro-chan?
I think she got it!
She got it.
Maybe she didn't.
I think the referee is watching.
Kuro-chan! Look at her boobs!
Oh! What?
I think she didn't get it.
Can I look?
Please check.
If you hit it, it will turn red.
How is it, Kuro-chan?
Is it turning red?
How is it?
Please stop it, Kuro-chan.
I didn't hit it.
You didn't hit it.
I didn't hit it.
Kuro-chan, please calm down.
Kuro-chan can't hit it.
We will do a VTR judgment.
There is a VTR judgment.
There is a challenge.
You didn't hit it.
It's safe.
You didn't hit it.
Please continue the game.
Yes.
The ball is...
But Mio-san put a bit of Ichamon on it.
Please continue.
It didn't go well.
So, we will use this ball.
What!?
Oh my god!
Now it's the time of everyone
Oh no, go Suda!
You're doing good
Are you Ichikawa?
Oh, Ichikawa is a favorite player!
Ehhh?
Yes, really
Ichikawa of the Abyss Masters
Isn't that great?
It's a tie.
I won!
You just made a one-pounder.
It's a one-pounder.
Safe!
It's a one-pounder.
It's a safe, so please continue.
Nice catch!
She got it!
It's a tube!
The tube is strong!
It's dangerous!
Go!
She got it!
Wow!
Handball!
Did she really play handball?
She got it!
Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan's butt!
Why are you wearing socks?
Yumekana-chan!
She threw the ball when it hit the ground.
Let's do it again.
Please continue.
This way.
She's weak.
Yumekana-chan's butt is scary.
What's wrong?
Hey, this is...
Judge!
Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, judge!
Video judge!
How was it, Kuro-chan?
Safe?
How was it, everyone?
Kuro-chan?
Safe? Out?
I didn't get it, can I watch it again?
Watch it again!
One more time, one more time, one more time.
Watch it properly, watch it properly, watch it properly.
Safe!
Safe?
I don't know.
I didn't get it.
I don't know what it is.
Let's watch it again!
I think Kuro-chan will be safe if she sees the button.
Oh, the wall is...
The wall is...
The wall is connecting!
The wall is connecting after 3 minutes!
She got it.
She got it!
It's scary!
It's dangerous!
It's scary! Be careful!
Be careful!
It's getting more intense.
It's dangerous!
She's in the lead by a little bit.
She's doing her best.
She's got a good feeling about this.
She's scared of heights.
She's like a basketball.
It was a team play.
How is it?
Did she hit her foot?
She did.
What's this?
Yumekana-chan.
What are you doing?
What are you doing on the line?
Yumekana-chan.
She's throwing with both hands.
She's wearing a weird bikini.
Did you get it?
Oh, you got it.
Miho-san is hesitating.
Miho-san.
Oh, you got it.
One more?
What? Two more?
Two more?
Oh, you got it.
Miho-san.
Miho-san, please be careful.
Oh, I'm scared.
I'm scared.
That's a lot of people.
It's amazing.
Oh, it's not good.
Did you get it?
You're strong.
Ebisu Matsukatsu is strong!
Strong!
The current score is
Ebisu Matsukatsu 2-0
Strong!
Gessu Chiyoko Matsukatsu
Gessu and Tsubu
Gessu is strong
Tsubu and
Matsukatsu 2-0
Wow, that's amazing.
It was amazing.
This mascot is a little strong.
I guess he's strong-willed.
He's got a strong heart.
And I thought I'd take a look at it from here.
Miho-san.
Yes.
When the ball hits the wall and comes back, Miho- san takes it, right?
Yes.
I'm always wondering which one to give it to.
Yes.
The flow of time has stopped.
The flow has become bad.
Viewers are also complaining.
Are you complaining?
Miho-san is a scum.
Why don't you know which one to give it to?
I don't know.
I don't know how long it's going to take.
If you say that, I can't say anything.
This one.
Which one?
That one.
Please don't do that.
Can't I?
You know that.
He's back.
I know he's back.
But I don't know.
Taka-san is angry.
What are you doing?
Taka-san.
Taka-san, I'm sorry.
Do it properly.
Master Abe.
What do you think, Miho-san?
Regarding that matter,
I will refrain from answering.
I'm sorry.
Master Abe, I'm sorry.
You don't say such bad things because you're the master.
I can't say that.
I'm sorry.
Do it properly.
I'll do it properly.
I'm sorry.
Next.
This is the final match.
Masked Girls vs. Ebisu Masters.
It's the final match.
The final match?
Yes.
They are going to fight.
They are the key players.
They are going to fight.
They fought alone at the end.
The red team.
Please gather at your designated position.
Yumekana-chan's butt.
I want to give Yumekana-chan a meat point.
I'll give Yumekana-chan a photogenic point.
I'll give them 5 points.
They have 5 points.
I want Yumekana-chan to have a meat point.
Thank you very much.
I wonder if she's showing her butt again.
I wonder if she's walking around with her butt out.
Kamo-san's butt is dirty.
Yumekana-chan's butt is clean, isn't it?
I think Yumekana-chan should be Yumekana-chan.
I think it would be nice if you could walk normally.
Yumekana-chan's swimsuit today has a lot of butts in it.
How about that?
I always wear something under my costume.
That's right.
It's not a swimsuit.
That's right.
I'm sorry. Thank you.
How about Tamo-san?
Did Tamo-san's butt get dirty?
What?
How's your butt?
It's not fixed yet.
It's not fixed?
Then I can't show it.
Then don't show it too much.
Yes.
Let's go.
Yes.
Then the representative will go to the front.
I wonder what kind of fight it will be.
I said three minutes earlier.
It's time to narrow the wall here.
It's been five minutes, so let's fight seriously using the wide court and the wall.
Be careful not to step on the line.
Be careful of the arc ball.
Ready, fight!
Yoshizawa is scared.
Her face is scary.
Wow, the sound is amazing.
Oh, Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan stopped.
Oh, Yumekana-chan!
Why? What's that?
Is Yumekana-chan moving fast?
Yumekana-chan is moving fast.
Amazing!
Over there! A strong boy!
A strong boy!
Wow!
Oh!
Matsuo!
Wow!
Matsuo, please don't come out!
Wow!
The ball is fast.
I can only get the last ball.
Wow!
Oh, a strange swimsuit.
The legs were out!
From here!
The legs were out!
Thank you very much!
The legs were out!
From here!
The legs were out!
It's tough.
It's good.
Wow!
Oh, Suzu!
Suzu is gone!
Oh, no!
Suzu is gone!
Wow!
Yumekana-chan is so excited!
Wow!
Great!
Great, Tasa-kun!
Go for it!
Go!
Go for it!
Wow, he got it!
He got it! He got it!
He got it!
Yes!
Wow!
Oh no!
Yes!
They are gone.
What's going on?
I can't draw a line!
Oh, you can't draw a line.
I can't draw a line!
Let's do it again!
Are the mascots okay?
There are so many weaklings.
Yes, the mascots are like that.
Yes! Yes!
Go for it!
Oh, it's an ace!
It's an ace!
Go! Go!
Oh, the mascots!
Go for it! Go for it!
Wow!
No!
Oh, no, no, no!
She's got her!
Oh!
Did you get it?
No, I didn't.
She's got her!
Wow!
She's got her!
If you get too close, I don't think you can get rid of the ball.
She's got it!
It's not good to hurry.
She's got it!
Wow!
Oh, no, no, no!
She's got her!
This is a good strategy.
Yonekawa-chan!
Her butt!
She got it!
Wow, she got it!
She's doing her best!
She's really strong!
She's doing her best!
Wow, amazing!
She's doing her best!
Here it comes!
Wow, Matsuoka!
Matsuoka!
Ace! Ace!
Matsuoka!
Ace got killed!
No more!
It's a draw!
Matsuoka!
Matsuoka, amazing!
Matsuoka!
This is...
Double!
What is a double?
Double?
What is that?
What happened?
What is going on?
I think it was interesting.
Please take care of your health.
What's going on?
They're shooting a lot.
They're shooting.
What's going on?
Excuse me.
A bullet just hit one person.
And the bullet hit another person and fell.
I think it was a double hit.
There's a reaction from the audience.
I'd like to leave this case to the judge.
I think it's a double hit.
It's a double hit.
I can't see it.
But there's a lot of hair.
Miho-san!
Let's have Miho-san decide.
Miho-san!
Let's have Miho-san decide.
Eh?
Miho-san!
Let's have Miho-san decide.
Me?
Miho-san!
Hurry up and decide!
I feel like I got hit on the shoulder on the second one.
What does that mean?
Am I wrong?
What does that mean, Miho-san?
But the mascots are doing their best. What should I do?
So it's a double hit?
It's a double hit.
I got hit on the shoulder.
So it's a double hit.
It's a double hit.
Please return to your seats.
Eh? It's exactly 3-3.
So it's a double hit.
The ball will go to the mascot.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
When the whistle blows, we'll resume.
Thank you!
Yes, yes, yes!
Ah! Be careful!
She did it!
Wow!
Nice!
Wow!
She's so good!
Which one?
Matsuoka!
She did it!
She's the best!
She did it!
She's the best!
She has long arms and legs.
Her butt is shaking.
She's a Brazilian.
She's laughing like an angel.
Matsuoka gets 5 points.
She's the best.
Thank you.
Thank you for her hard work.
I'm impressed.
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you very much!
I'm going to kiss you again!
Kamen Joshi lost Ace in the middle.
It was hard.
But everyone did their best, so I'm very happy.
Thank you.
Kamen Joshi didn't get an individual MVP.
Don't you have a bonus?
I gave it to the leader.
Leader?
To the leader of dodgeball.
I gave it to the leader.
Thank you.
Kamen Joshi also did his best.
Don't deny your score.
I gave it to the leader.
I gave 5 points.
The winner is Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Congratulations.
How was it?
Let's review the scores so far.
4th place, Platinum 35 points.
3rd place, Kamen Joshi 71 points.
2nd place, P-CHANNEL 86 points.
Muscat 123 points.
Is Platinum okay?
It's close to 100 points.
You both did your best.
I want you to do your best.
P-CHANNEL was happy with 2nd place.
Did you do your best?
I did my best.
Muscat won.
Which team will win Muscat?
I wish Muscat was a little cuter.
But it's okay.
Okubo loves Muscat.
Muscat is like a illegal breeder.
Keito looks like Miyazaki.
Really?
It's my aura.
That's not true.
I have a lot of aura of happiness.
Let's move on to the next game.
The next game is rolling on the ground.
What kind of game is this?
This game is called rolling on the ground relay.
Each team will sit on a chair and roll on the ground.
However, they are scary people, so please be careful when moving.
Instead of rolling on the ground, they will roll on the ground roller.
What kind of game will it be?
I can't predict.
Can you predict the game?
Mr.Muto.
What are you talking about?
I can't hear you because it's far away.
Mr.Muto.
We don't know what it is, but it's called rolling on the ground relay.
We will roll on the ground.
Rolling on the ground means rolling on the ground, right?
That's right.
This time, everyone will roll on the ground.
So it's double.
That's right.
After double, it's like shining.
I don't know, but that's all I can comment on.
That's right.
I understand.
Thank you very much.
It seems that the preparation is ready.
Are you having fun?
I'm having a lot of fun.
Is it okay to see it live?
I'm thrilled.
Thank you very much.
Please look forward to it.
It seems that the preparation is ready.
Let me introduce you to the people who will roll on the ground.
First, Platinum Gundam.
He has been rolling on the ground for half a century.
He is a veteran of rolling on the ground.
Next, Kamen Joshi team.
He is a man who is willing to do anything to get a woman.
Next, Ebisumaru team.
He is a man who is willing to do anything to get a woman.
Next, Ebisumaru team.
He is a man who is willing to do anything to get a woman.
Next, Heechul team.
He is a man who is willing to do anything to get a woman.
I still don't know what kind of threat it is.
I don't know.
Yes, from the start line, we will roll Mr. Tochikorogashi.
It is a course that goes around the ball, comes back, and relays it.
So, everyone on each team, are you ready?
This is scary, isn't it? The people of Tochikorogashi.
It means that if you handle it roughly, you will cut it.
So I want you to be careful and careful.
Is it scary when you roll it?
That's right.
I want you to roll it well.
Please don't let your legs out of the chair.
I'm worried.
It's hard.
You can pull your legs out of the chair.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I'm serious about wheel.
Are you ready?
Ready, start!
I'm not scared at all.
It's easy to roll.
I'm scared.
It's a rough treatment.
I'm scared.
It's a rough treatment.
Don't fall.
It's scary because it's behind.
Don't push.
It's scary because it's behind.
She is angry.
She is happy.
She is the winner of the All Stars.
She is the second place.
She is the third place.
This is amazing.
The people of Tochikorogashi treated us roughly, but nothing happened.
I didn't have the impression that I was scared.
I didn't get angry.
Is this only in this first round?
This is the only one.
Did the people of Tochikorogashi come just for this moment?
That's right.
It's a job that's not worth doing.
She may be a good person.
She is a good person.
She wasn't particularly angry.
She had a scary look on her face.
Like this.
I see.
Is that it?
Let's hear from the next person.
Can we?
Can we hear from the next person?
When I met them backstage, they were really short.
I knew it.
They were good people.
They were really good people.
So it was just a set-up?
A set-up.
It's hard to see a scary face after hearing that.
How did it feel to have someone carry you on the set?
I was a bit surprised by Tochikorogashi.
Let's hear from Tochikorogashi from P-CHANNEL.
What was his name?
Kobayashi-san.
So you were my partner in the relay today.
How was it?
It was a good roll.
I don't know why, but didn't you have to complain or something?
No, I was just scared.
I was scared, so I froze.
I can't even speak.
Ebisu Muscat's roll.
How was it?
It's second place, so it's a shame.
By the way, what kind of performance did you get when you came as the main character of this roll?
Stare at me.
It's not just staring at me.
There was a performance.
I'd like to see a more flashy performance.
How do you feel now that the competition is over?
How was it?
It was fun.
He's a good guy.
Thank you very much.
Here's a commercial break.
After this is the first round of the final team competition.
Now, the hot battle continues, but after this is the last match of the first half.
It's finally half done.
It's finally done.
It's the relay that you like the most.
In the end, all you need is this.
It's a sports day.
This is really exciting.
The last match of the first half is a team relay.
This time, the relay will be held twice in the first half and the second half.
This is the first relay.
If you win, you get 50 points.
That's right.
It's a big deal.
It's not a big deal.
You can also reverse the score.
I want the Platinum team to do their best.
The Platinum team seems to be strong.
They seem to be fast.
The speed is different, so the Platinum team has long legs.
Now, let's get started.
The last event of the first half is the team relay.
I'll explain the rules.
This is the relay.
Eight representatives from each team will compete.
One person will run 100m in one lap and two people will run 200m in two laps.
This event is a serious match without laughing.
That's right.
I want you to run as hard as you can.
Players in the relay, please gather at your designated position.
That's great.
It's a serious match.
I wonder if we can get a lot of people.
The first runners, please gather at the starting point.
That's right, eight people each.
There's also a question of who's going to run the anchor.
The anchor is only two laps.
It's 200 meters.
200 meters.
I can't run.
It's amazing.
It's 200 meters.
Let's decide the course by rock-paper-scissors.
The first runner.
Let's start with Goo.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Let's continue.
Rock-paper-scissors.
The first runner is out.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
The last runner is only two laps.
The other members will compete in one lap.
Let's do it.
Are you ready?
Let's do it.
Get ready.
Start.
It's fast.
Oh, it's cold.
It's cold.
It's fast.
Is it going to fall?
Until D6, until D6.
D6 is fast.
It's dangerous.
It's going to fall.
Do your best.
It's dangerous.
The place goes around.
It's dangerous.
Told you, didn't she?
Not over yet!
Go to hell!
This is dangerous!
You hesitation!
You're dangerous.
You're in danger.
Very dangerous.
Carefully.
At last, you can do two laps.
Please do two laps.
Let's do it here.
Two laps.
Matsuoka is going forward.
Hurry up.
Matsumoto...
Matsumoto!
Matsumoto is doing his best!
He's the MVP candidate for now!
Matsumoto!
He's crying!
It's nice to be second!
Kawaii!
He's crying!
He's all down!
He's desperate, so he's all down.
Oh, that's scary!
He's not running anymore.
He did his best, everyone.
So, 1st place is Beast Busters 1.5, and 2nd place is P-chan.
3rd place is Kamen Joshi, and 4th place is the Platinum Corps.
After all, it was painful to fall.
He was running at the top of Kamen Joshi at the end, but he raised his hand at the end.
He fell after he raised his hand.
What a waste.
He did it.
After all, it was a little light training.
Here!
He fell.
He did it.
He ran desperately.
He has a lot of bruises.
Here comes P-channel.
P-channel, stand up.
Are you okay?
He's crying.
He's sad.
What's wrong?
He shook his feet.
He's not crying.
He's not crying at all.
He shook his feet.
He's not crying.
He shook his feet in the middle of the race.
Yancova.
He's kind.
Yancova is sad.
He's sad.
Yancova, are you crying?
He's not crying at all.
Don't make a face like that.
He's not crying at all.
Wait a minute.
He's crying.
Are you sure?
And Platinum.
Platinum?
What kind of machine is that?
It's too late.
Excuse me.
On your marks, get set...
Everyone else was ready, so I was the only one who ran in 1st place.
I'm sorry I'm late! I'm so sorry!
No one was faster than you.
I'm so sorry.
You were running well.
The start was slow.
The first few minutes were too fast.
The first few minutes were really fast.
The first few minutes were amazing.
Matsukatsu was strong.
Kamen Joshi was close, too.
So, Ebisu Matsukatsu got 50 points in 1.5.
50 points! That's huge!
That's amazing.
It feels like Matsuoka has the win today.
Matsuoka was amazing.
He's a big player in both ball games.
He's really good.
I think he's the MVP candidate right now.
Yes.
So, everyone.
What did you think of the relay?
I didn't expect the relay to be so exciting.
It was such a heated match.
Everyone was so loud.
It was a mysterious sense of unity.
It was great.
Taka, did you have fun?
I'd like to confirm something.
Did you press the zoom button?
No, I didn't.
You didn't?
That's really powerful.
Thank you.
Watabe-san.
I'm glad everyone was so excited.
But if I had to compare it,
it felt like I was watching the World Cup.
The World Cup, right?
It was the World Cup.
I'm Okada.
What did you think, Odayuji-san?
I'm Azuro Watabe.
I'd like to have Odayuji-san come to the World Cup.
As a viewer.
That's probably a half-time art.
We haven't done it here yet.
I'm sorry.
We'll continue.
Next is the half-time show.
Each team will sing their own song.
First of all, EBISU MASCOTS 1.5, please.
Next, the Masked Girls, please.
Everybody's like you're going numb
Everyone, let's do our best!
This is the name of Shiritaka Girls!
Look, I'm so charming
Hey, look at this body
Camelot!
It's an adult's fantasy
I'm holding you down, I'm gonna hit you
I don't know what a rival is
I can't lose to this feeling
After the game, we'll get to know each other
Let's get to know each other
Let's go!
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
Let's get to know each other
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
All of your worries, fly away
Shiri shiri shiri
Furi furi furi
It feels good, doesn't it?
One, two!
Love words are Shiriagari
You over there are Shiriagari
One, two! Love words are Shiriagari
Well then, everyone in the Platinum Corps, please!
I'm a little bit shy, shy, shy
I'll seduce you, I'll fall in love with you
Boys with a wicked sense of humor
Because it's Forever
How was it?
What's that song by Tejima-san?
It's the Bakunyu series, isn't it?
We know Tejima Yu very well.
It's Bakunyu Sangoku-shi!
What?
Bakunyu Sangoku-shi!
Oh, this is Bakunyu Sangoku-shi?
That's right!
What happened to the other two?
They're not here today.
What else was in the Bakunyu series?
Bakunyu Sentai Pairanger, Bakunyu Sangoku-shi, Bakunyu Koshien, Bakunyu Gold, and Bakunyu Yankee.
None of them were sold, right?
None of them were sold.
But thanks to doing it alone, everyone got excited.
That's right.
Because I'm the leader.
Thank you very much!
You're doing your best.
I wonder what it is.
I can live with confidence from tomorrow.
Thank you.
Now, the four teams have finished singing.
Actually, this time, we have a special guest singer.
Is that so?
Yes.
Next is this person, the guest singer.
Tiarararun, Tiarararun, Tiararatiararatiararun
Ha ha, tia ta ta, tia ta ta, tia ta ta ta
Tiarararun, Tiarararun, Tiararatiararatiarun
Ha ha, tia ta ta, tia ta ta, tia ta ta ta
The singing content of Okada Yoshimai, picking up girls.
Oh, this is the venue of the night sports day. Let's pick up girls.
Well, the most cute girl is here.
Super cute girl. Let's pick up girls.
Hey girl, can you get out of here?
Hey girl, get!
Grandma!
Oh, grandma?
Ta ta ta, ta ta ta, ta ta ta
Ya, tierepace, waharlaliliwa
Ta ta ta ta, tiareplace, waharlaliliwa
Ta ta ta tai, tiereplace, waharlaliliwa
Ta ta ta ta, small thing, but big thing
Wah nah, woo wah nah
What a Dziga-Dzyga
Ah, if you wanna be my lover, lover, lover
Thank you very much.
How was it?
It was fun.
Please come again.
Thank you.
Red Pera.
How was it?
It was fun! Please come again!
Thank you!
Finally, it's the second half of the sports day.
Yes, it is.
How do you feel so far, Mr. Ogi?
Are you excited?
Yes, I'm excited.
It's getting a little late at night, and we're a little tired.
Are you both tired?
After all, the way you get tired in your 20s, 30s, and 40s is different.
But the girls are...
There's a difference between the 20s and 30s.
That's right.
But the players are getting excited.
Let's do our best and get 1 million yen.
We have 1 million yen.
Let's do our best.
We can take it home today.
That's right.
Did something happen nearby?
Mr. Muroi!
What?
Mr. Muroi!
What?
Mr. Ojibaraki of Wangan Show.
Can you hear me, Mr. Muroi?
The monster Kuro-chan ran away!
Mr. Muroi, what should we do?
Mr. Muroi!
Restart the operation!
Can you hear me?
Yes.
Tell me about Kuro-chan, the monster.
I got it.
Kuro-chan has a drooling ball,
and white pants,
and is covered in lotion.
And,
he only attacks women with ribbons on their ears.
He's trying to escape to the sports festival!
Calm down, Aoshima.
There should be a girl with a ribbon on her ear at the sports festival.
The girl at the sports festival
tries to escape so that Kuro-chan can't take the ribbon off her ear.
If she gets caught,
not only will the ribbon be taken off,
but her ear will be licked!
No way!
Kuro-chan loves to lick her ears!
However,
Kuro-chan is not allowed to touch her ears.
The time limit is 5 minutes.
Kuro-chan tries to escape without getting out of the ring.
The team that escapes the most wins.
I got it, Mr. Muroi.
Mr. Muroi, give me an order.
I'm listening to you.
I believe in you guys.
It's over.
I'll be right there.
There he is!
What's wrong, Aoshima?
There he is!
Aoshima!
What's wrong?
Is Kuro-chan coming?
There he is!
He's covered in lotion.
He's covered in lotion!
Mr. Murai, you can't block Kuro-chan!
Oh no!
Oh no! I'm scared!
Kuro-chan!
He's coming!
Everyone, run away!
Run away!
He's a monster!
He's drinking lotion!
Is Kuro-chan drinking lotion?
He's drinking!
He's drinking lotion!
Oh no!
Everyone, run away!
It's starting!
I'm so scared!
Be careful, Kuro-chan!
Run away!
Everyone, run away!
He's going to get caught!
He got caught!
Oh no!
The ribbon on his ear!
He took it!
He licked it!
He's licking it!
Everyone, run away!
Run away!
Everyone, run!
He got caught!
Oh no!
Oh no, oh no!
He got caught!
The way he's attacking is...
The way he's attacking is disgusting.
He's taking off his hair.
He took it off!
Oh, that feels good!
He's licking it so much!
Go again!
That's a clutch up lock!
Is it okay to do that?
He's coming!
He's running away!
He got caught!
Oh no, oh no, oh no!
He got caught!
The ribbon!
He took the ribbon off!
He took it off!
Everyone, run!
He's so strong!
Sumire-san!
Run, Sumire-san!
He looks like he's having fun.
Kuro-chan looks like he's having fun.
Kuro-chan is breathing.
Run, Sumire-san!
Where's Mashita-kun?
He's running away!
Sumire-san!
Watch out! He's being targeted!
If this is a diss, it's over.
He's caught!
This is bad!
Aoshima-kun!
He took it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
He's serious.
He's serious, isn't he?
He's definitely not listening.
Sumire-san is running away!
What's going to happen?
Red Sumire-san!
It's dangerous to stay in one place!
That's amazing.
Everyone, scatter!
The monster looks good on him.
The monster...
Believe in yourselves!
Watch out! He's running away!
He's seriously running away!
Kuro-chan is amazing.
Kuro-chan is strong in America.
He's strong.
In Hollywood.
He's strong.
He's running away.
Sumire-san is running away!
He's fast! He's fast!
Kuro-chan is fast!
Don't come out! Don't come out!
Kuro-chan, hang in there!
Kuro-chan is weak.
He's getting tired.
Kuro-chan, hang in there!
Kuro-chan, can you do one more?
He's waiting!
He's caught!
Kuro-san!
He's caught!
Lick his ear! Lick his ear!
He's licking his ear!
He's licking his ear.
He's tired.
He's choosing.
He can't tell if it's lotion or sweat.
Kuro-chan!
He's waiting for her.
He wants to get some water.
Run!
She's after him!
He got her!
Go, Kuro-chan!
Go!
Kuro-chan!
Let her out!
Kuro-chan!
No!
Why not?
No!
Why not?
Kuro-chan, your knees...
Wait a minute.
Kuro-chan likes to be on her knees.
No!
Kuro-chan likes to be on her knees.
It's over.
Kuro-chan likes to be on her knees.
Aoshima is secure!
Kuro-chan!
No!
Kuro-chan!
I'm scared.
Only the ribbon.
Kuro-chan, hang in there!
No!
I want to cheer for Kuro-chan.
She's still coming!
Kuro-chan!
Just a little more!
Cool.
Kuro-chan is cool.
It's over!
Is it over?
It's over!
The monster!
It's over!
Aoshima is secured!
The monster!
Aoshima is secured!
Stop firing!
Aoshima is secured!
It's good.
Secured!
It's good.
Secured.
She secured.
It's good, Aoshima.
Kuro-chan is scary.
I'm scared.
That was scary.
That was scary and cool.
Kuro-chan, do you have anything to say?
Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan's comments are going to be crazy.
Kuro-chan's comments are all about WWE.
Monster. Kuro-chan is the best.
Zombie.
Kuro-chan is too serious.
Kuro-chan was licking his knees.
He licks his knees and licks his ears.
This is horror.
Kuro-chan is really strong in Hollywood.
That's great.
I think he has surpassed Jack Nicholson.
I think he has a weapon.
Is it a biohazard?
That's great.
That's cool.
What kind of competition was this?
I'm going to count the number of people who survived.
This is a new state.
I'm tired.
I feel like I'm getting tired.
I feel like I'm being cut.
I'm going to count the number of people who survived.
Can you do that?
The number of people who survived.
It's okay to count the number of people who survived, right?
That's right.
There are two people, Platinum and Bismarck.
And the Masked Girls and Peach and the All-Stars.
One person at a time.
It's better if you don't get any points.
The team that only got one point is...
Team 2.
Kamen Joshi and...
Peach All Stars are tied for first place.
I see.
We're not doing the finals, are we?
So, how many points for first place?
For first place, there are two teams.
Each team got half of the points.
So, each team got 15 points.
15 points.
Peach All Stars and Kamen Joshi each got 15 points.
Now, the MCs.
I'd like to hear from the victims of Kuro-chan's poison.
The victims.
Let's start with Kamen Joshi.
She licked my ears, so I can smell it.
It stinks.
Why do you smell it?
You can't smell it.
She's brave.
It was amazing.
Don't do it.
She's licking it.
Don't do it.
She's licking it.
Amazing.
She licked my whole body and legs.
Amazing.
You can smell it.
Next, Kurosawa.
Tatsumi and Kurosawa are left.
How was it?
I think I'll have a nightmare tonight.
I think so, too.
OK.
I'll never forgive you.
He's angry.
He's got a black sheena.
Now, Platinum is...
Oh, he's angry.
Oh, Mr. Oyama.
He's a little strong.
He's got a earwax.
Earwax.
Oh, his hair.
His hair.
He's scary.
He's strong.
Tsukishiro-san.
You should throw away those earrings.
I'm already in a state of death.
I really want to blow my ears off.
I want to blow my ears off.
This is a mess.
I want to blow my ears off.
This is a mess.
Her drool and lotion are mixed together.
Scary.
And...
It's the last one.
Yuki-san, how do you feel?
I'm being licked more than I thought.
I'm very...
I'm really shaking.
You're a real victim, aren't you?
She's shaking.
It was a perfect prey.
That's all.
Wow, I can't stop shaking at the end.
But there are a lot of messages and support for Kuro-chan.
That Kunidaruma, Kunidaruma.
Kunidaruma.
It's cool, Kunidaruma.
Cool?
It's cool.
Kunidaruma and a lot of support are being sent.
You got a good name.
Wow, amazing.
As expected, Kuro-chan, you worked hard.
I worked hard.
You did a good job.
The competition will continue.
After this is Be My Baby Tsunahiki.
What is that?
Be My Baby Tsunahiki.
Let's go to the next competition.
Be My Baby Tsunahiki.
So, after Monika, it's Be My Baby Tsunahiki.
I'm laughing. I'm sorry.
There was also a word called muscle man.
Sorry.
You all know about Kuro-chan, right?
So, this time again, Kikkawa Koji-san is here.
Really?
I'm happy.
I'm sorry.
Kikkawa-san, I'm sorry.
I'll explain the rules.
This is Be My Baby Tsunahiki, but it's not just any Tsunahiki.
First, the two teams that will be competing will be on the famous song of Complex, Be My Baby, and will be approaching from both sides.
By the way, I think it will be easier to understand if you imagine Kikkawa-san and Hotei- san of Bukkoujin Live at the Tokyo Dome, which was revived for the first time in 2011 and 2021.
A flute will be played at a good place.
When the flute is called, both teams will play the Tsunahiki at the same time.
However, you cannot touch the Tsunahiki until the flute is played.
Please continue to keep the rhythm on the spot.
The rest is the same as the usual rule of Tsunahiki.
The team that draws as much Tsunahiki as possible from the center wins.
Four teams will compete in the tournament.
How can you think of such a stupid rule?
It's stupid.
It's just a normal Tsunahiki.
Be My Baby Tsunahiki.
It looks interesting.
I want to see the dance that comes closer.
Of course, this person will also participate.
Kikkawa Koji-san.
Kikkawa-san.
Kikkawa-san is very active.
He is always concentrating.
That's not true.
Now, let's begin.
The first match is the Platinum Army vs. Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Contestants, please gather at your designated positions.
Ebisu Muscat is in the lead right now, so Platinum wants to win, right?
I want them to show their Platinum age.
It's a close match, right?
The first match is the Platinum Army vs. Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Mr. Ogi, how do you feel about this match?
I'd like to see them get closer to each other.
Muscat is strong in that regard.
Mr. Ogi, do you think the dance will be added to this match?
I think so.
Mr. Mitsuda is always looking at the artistic side of things.
It's not just about being strong.
This time, it's about the soul.
How much Bmymymy.
That's right.
Do you have a heart?
That's right.
Ms. Hikawa, please concentrate.
I'm sorry.
Are both teams ready?
Variety shows are trained by Matsukaze-san's voice.
Miho-san, what are you looking at?
What is that? Is that necessary?
Miho-san, what are you looking at?
Which part are you checking?
I'm checking to make sure there are no irregularities.
Which part are irregularities?
Irregularities are...
Like...
Pulling a lot or something like that.
What?
Well...
Various things.
She doesn't need it, does she?
Miho-san...
Well then, Kikawa Kouji-san, please.
Music, start!
So fast!
So fast! So fast!
That's amazing.
Yumekana-san, please do it properly.
Pull! Pull! Pull!
So that's how it starts.
And now...
A good match!
Which is it?
Platinum is a bit ahead?
Platinum is ahead?
A physical match.
It's about time.
Pass cut! Pass cut!
Pass cut!
Ebisumasu wins!
He's strong!
The current winner is Ebisumasu with a score of 1.5.
I thought they were having a good match.
Platinum was in the lead.
That was amazing.
Yumekana-chan was too fast.
Yumekana-chan was a bit excited.
She was a bit excited.
Ebisumasu is strong here as well.
He's strong.
He's a bit barefooted.
The future all-stars are barefooted.
It's good to be barefooted because you don't slip.
Kinkuro-chan!
Kinkuro-chan is there.
Kinkuro-chan, until just now...
I was wondering what you were going to do.
Kinkuro-chan won't move.
It hurts.
Kinkuro-chan is fine even if you're barefooted.
Kinkuro-chan is fine.
Kinkuro-chan who looks like Kikkawa-san.
The one who's being mocked.
Kinkuro-chan from Kikkawa-san.
Next up is the second match.
P-chan All-Stars versus Kamen Joshi.
All the players, please gather at your designated positions.
She's barefooted.
It's good to be barefooted.
I wonder how this match will turn out.
How is it here? Who's stronger?
All the players, attack!
P-Chan All-Stars.
I don't know if it's because I'm barefoot.
When you're barefoot, you get more and more poor.
I want to cheer for you.
That's why the idea is sad.
The idea of being barefoot is a bit like P-Channel.
Kinkuro-chan looks like a referee.
Is he a referee?
It's a chance for the golden egg to hit.
Kinkuro-chan is not trying to judge.
Are you ready for both teams?
The dance score will go up.
Then, Kikawa Koji-san, please.
Music start!
He's going to be serious.
That's good.
The mask girl is good.
I like the feeling of tightness.
It's good to be tight.
It's good to be slow.
Be My Baby is slow.
It's fast.
I don't want a lot of distance.
Be My Baby is tight.
The mask girl is good.
It's good not to go forward.
Which one is it?
P-Chan is strong.
Which one?
Is it P-Channel?
Which one?
P-Channel is strong.
P-Chan All Stars win!
Strong.
The current score is P-Chan All Stars.
It's a draw.
I'll do my best. I guess the Kamen Joshi was a little weak.
I feel like there are a lot of small girls in Kamen Joshi.
It's small.
This is a little power.
This is a good fight between Ebisu Maskatsu and the final.
Isn't it good?
I hope you'll take your time.
That's right.
Be My Baby shouldn't be in a hurry.
Slowly, slowly.
I can see the tightness.
The distance between people is not so close.
Then, from now on,
Be My Baby Tsunahashi
We will have a final match.
Ebisu Maskatsu 1.5 years old
We will have a match between B-class all-stars.
Players, please gather at the designated position.
It's going to be a good fight.
Ebisu Maskatsu 1.5 vs. B-class all-stars
It's a final.
Hotei and Himuro will come slowly from both sides.
They didn't meet right away.
You can dance big.
Please do it slowly as you rehearsed.
Don't rush.
You can't meet right away.
Yumekana, you can't run wild.
Yumekana, you were fast.
I feel good.
Don't apologize.
Are both teams ready?
Mr. Koji Kikkawa, please.
Music, start!
You can be slower.
You won't meet each other that fast.
That's right.
You have to shake it slowly.
Shake it, shake it.
Please shake it.
You're fast.
Wow!
That's amazing.
Muscat?
Which one?
Muscat?
Muscat? Which one?
The Beatles.
Go for it!
Ebisu Muscat wins!
The current score is 1.5 points for Ebisu Muscat.
That's amazing.
Yumekana-chan is crying.
What's wrong, Yumekana-chan?
Yumekana-chan, why are you crying?
Why are you crying?
Yumekana-chan, what's wrong?
What's wrong?
It's fun to play with everyone.
Yumekana-chan is good.
I'm just happy to win by cooperation.
What's wrong?
She didn't do anything.
She just stood.
She didn't do anything.
She just stood.
The Muscat is amazing.
What is the 1st place Muscat?
The 1st place Muscat gets 30 points.
Iris Muscat is strong.
The 1st place Muscat gets 30 points.
But the BABYMETAL Dance Show is a sudden.
Masked Girls.
This is a point.
How many points is this?
20 points.
Masked Girls is great.
I give 10 points to Masked Girls.
What do you give?
This is the same as the winning team.
This is important.
Can I give a point to Master ABE?
I can't accept it.
I give a point to...
What is it?
What do you give?
I give a point to...
P-CHANNEL All Stars.
5 points.
It's real.
That's right.
It's real.
That's it.
This is a commercial break.
After the commercial break, we will have a big game at midnight.
Let's move on to the next game.
We will have a big game at midnight.
Is this the same as the name of the game?
Yes, it's the same as the name of the game.
You will compete in sumo wrestling.
This is a team competition with five representatives from each team.
You will compete in a tournament.
The winning team gets 30 points.
The runner-up team gets 20 points.
The losing team gets 0 points.
Unlike the traditional sumo wrestling,
you will not lose even if you fall.
You will lose if you fall under the table.
I see.
Even if I fall, I just have to drag it down, right?
That's right.
Yes.
Is that a gyoji or akatsu?
It's akatsu, isn't it?
It looks like Kim Jong-un for a moment, doesn't it?
It's a gyoji, but it looks like Osmo-san.
How is it? This looks interesting, Koki-san.
It would be interesting if it was a gachi.
Gachi is interesting.
Is there such a thing as a mawashi?
This is a mawashi for everyone.
You can go with mawashi.
That's fun again.
Of course.
This tournament is to liven up the future.
I've put together a table of contenders.
The first match is the 1st place.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5 vs.
3rd place, Masked Girls.
And the second match is the 2nd place.
P-chan All-Stars vs.
4th place, Platinum Corps.
I would like to play in this team.
I don't know the game yet.
Let's do our best from now on.
That's right.
Koki-san, do you actually go to see Osmo?
I love Osmo.
How is it? Can you look forward to it?
This time, Osmo...
I wonder if there is.
Mishiku-san?
Ori-san and Mitsuda-san love Mishiku-san from P-channel.
Can Mishiku-san come out?
No.
No?
How many people are in each team?
Each team...
Will there be a lot of people?
Five people each.
Is it like a strategy?
I see.
The Muscats may be strong again.
Is there a way to win?
Is it a way to win?
Is it a strategy to win all five people?
Oh, that?
I see.
It's fun, isn't it?
There are a lot of people there.
I think it's going to be exciting.
There are a lot of bad girls.
There are a lot of strong girls.
That's right.
Please stand by if you are a participant.
It was Matsuoka.
Matsuoka is invincible in Subu.
And Yumekawa.
I think she can go all the way in Subu.
Subu is a sports group just like men.
So, if she can win...
She is strong.
Akatsu is doing well.
I like that.
Wow.
This kind of performance is very difficult.
That's right.
Did you catch up with him?
Yes.
He has a lot of weight.
Yes.
Shiraishi is actually very athletic.
He was very strong in arm wrestling the other day.
Shiraishi seems to be strong.
He has a lot of weight.
He is a mother.
We wanted him to wear a swimsuit.
I agree.
I'm glad I changed to a swimsuit.
Women are told not to get on the surface of the soil.
It's the worst sport.
It's a tradition.
Please put your hands together.
Are you ready?
He won easily.
He is amazing.
He is completely different.
He is amazing.
He has a lot of guts.
He is amazing.
Well.
He seems stronger than before.
He has a lot of strength.
It seems that this will be a tournament for mascot singers.
He is kind of powerful.
Thank you.
Higashi Kamen Joshi Eri-nyan!
Good luck!
It's hard to think of a strategy.
You can't win if you get hit by his body.
He can still go from there.
Oh, until he drops it.
Wow, drop it!
Wow!
That's right.
It's embarrassing.
He's a bad guy.
I don't think he can win.
Oh, no.
He's scary.
He's been through a lot as a mascot.
He's strong.
He's been trained.
I don't know if Shiraitsu has a chance to win.
It's almost time for everyone to get tired.
Did you see a big girl in a mask?
There's no fat guy in the mask.
Shiraitsu isn't fat.
His back looks like Akatsuki.
He's thin, but he's big.
He's big.
He's a good guy.
Is he a member of the Seiken?
He's a member of the Seiken.
Is he a member of the Seiken?
Wow, from the head!
Amazing!
Shiraishi-san is amazing!
Shiraishi-san!
From the head!
It's no good. He can't win at all.
He's already missing 3 people.
He's going to miss all of them by himself.
It happens a lot in official matches.
There are times when it reverses.
He misses 5 people.
I'd like to see that.
It's Suzumura-san.
It's Serena!
Serena!
How dare you hit a woman!
Good match.
She's not falling.
Shiraishi is good at using her body in that area.
Shiraishi is good at fighting.
Shiraishi is good at it.
If she's strong, she's good at it.
She's strong.
Shiraishi is really strong.
She's a pro.
She's never fought before.
She's strong.
Surprisingly...
But the next one is amazing.
It's been reported that the champion of the women's tag team is doing MMA.
Really?
That's going to happen.
It's going to be fun.
7 wins!
She's not going to lose.
It's a real match.
This is going to be a good match.
Shiraishi is strong.
Shiraishi is already tired.
Can Shiraishi do it?
8 wins!
She did it!
Shiraishi did it.
Shiraishi is good at holding her legs.
She's good at opening her legs and not moving.
She's serious.
This is like MMA.
This is like a wrestling match.
Shiraishi can hold her legs, but she has to stand up, so she doesn't move.
She has to raise her legs and not move.
She's good at spinning.
She's good at doing this.
She's good at raising her legs.
What are you going to do from now on?
He's tired.
He's not doing his best.
Even if Shirai-san loses,
even if Shirai-san loses,
he'll have an advantage.
He'll have an advantage.
He's tired.
He should stand up.
He's good.
Shirai-san is amazing.
Shirai-san is doing his best.
He's good at losing.
He's a mother.
He can't lose.
Can he stand?
He'll use his strength.
What will he do?
Let's do it again.
One more time.
Let's do it again.
He's still in a coma.
Let's stop for now.
Let's start over.
Stop.
He's still in a coma.
Let's start over.
He couldn't stand up.
He was about to get a joint surgery.
But he has to go out.
Let's do it again.
Both of you, put your hands together.
Stop.
Let's do it again.
She's strong, isn't she, Na-chan?
Na-chan is cool.
Na-chan is not an amateur.
Akatsu-san, what did you do?
Why are you sweating the most?
What is he doing?
Why are you sweating?
He's naked.
There she is.
Shiraishi-san is tired.
What is he going to do?
He's back.
Can he go back from here?
That's amazing.
This is possible.
If you lose the next time, it's over.
Thank you very much.
He's here.
He's a man.
He's been playing basketball for about 10 years.
Yes, he played basketball in college.
He's the captain.
He's the captain of the basketball team.
It's going to be a good game.
It's possible that he'll lose soon.
This is the good part of the game.
All right, let's go!
Takahiro has changed!
How is it?
Takahiro has changed!
Has he changed?
It's hard to say.
He's going to make a replay.
Replay!
I think Takahiro has changed.
Replay!
Which one?
Takahiro is good at this kind of game.
Which one?
Takahiro wins!
Su-Mu wins!
This is Su-Mu.
Su-Mu wins!
Su-Mu!
He's a great player.
He's great.
Bravo! Bravo!
Bravo!
He's really excited.
I think it's good that Shiraishi is a good player.
I didn't think that women's Judo would be so serious.
So, BISMASCAS 1.5 won.
It's strong.
It was strong.
It's amazing. It's interesting.
Akatsu-san.
This is chaos.
Akatsu-san is not fighting, is he?
What happened?
Akatsu-san has an impression of a great voice.
Go!
Thank you very much.
Where did Kikuwa take that from?
That was a mass strongman, wasn't it?
No, it wasn't.
It was Kikua, wasn't it?
It was you!
What?
It was you!
Kikkawa!
Kikua does that.
He used up all of his energy in the very first round.
That was way too fast.
I didn't think he'd be Kikkawa-san three times in a row.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have hit you.
Let's hear from Yanagiba-san.
I wanted the fans to see this fight.
Thank you.
Let's hear from Aoshima-san.
This kind of fight is great.
Shiraishi-san, you were way too strong in the first round.
You were really strong.
And then, Suzuki-san.
You were amazing.
He was amazing.
He was really strong.
Are you ready?
We're still getting ready.
Next up is B-chan All-Stars vs. Platinum.
I hope the Platinum team does their best.
If they don't win, it'll be bad.
P-Channel has a strong lower body, like Kuramochi.
He has a strong butt.
I think he's pretty strong.
He's the one in the front, so he's in good shape.
He's got a low center of gravity.
He's got strong legs.
He's got a thick thigh.
He looks heavy.
He has a strong side profile.
He looks strong.
How about Platinum?
He's thin.
He's got a hand.
He's old.
Is he the target?
Yes, he is.
Didn't Jinbu do some martial arts?
He does judo and karate.
He's strong.
He can throw.
Let's look forward to this.
He's strong.
He has a high center of gravity.
He's a kickboxer.
He's thin.
He's strong if he can hit.
He's athletic.
He's bigger than P-chan.
He's big.
He's keeping his center of gravity low.
He's a fighter.
He's good at that.
Anpika is good.
He's light.
He's got power, but Anpika is good.
His nickname is Yokozuna.
He's got power.
He's calm.
Yokozuna's face is calm.
Yokozuna.
Yokozuna's face is...
Yokozuna's face is like a monkey.
Yokozuna!
He's going to fall.
That face doesn't change at all.
Show us Yokozuna's face.
His face doesn't change.
Oh, he's already this close.
One more breath.
Yokozuna!
You have to counterattack or you'll fall.
Yokozuna's face.
Yokozuna really doesn't have any emotions.
Yokozuna.
Is this okay?
It's okay, it's okay.
He's still got his body.
It's still okay, right?
I think he can do it.
He's still got his body.
It's still okay, right?
I like Yokozuna's face.
Let's get off.
What's wrong?
I was in a hurry.
I was in a hurry to show Akatsu's hand.
Is it Sanketsu?
Sanketsu?
Akatsu's expression was expressionless.
It was like that from the beginning.
What's wrong?
What's Akatsu's strange way of doing it?
It's a little bit of a sports day.
Did you hit it?
Did Akatsu hide it?
Akatsu's way of hiding it was kind.
Akatsu is kind.
It's kind.
I thought it was because of the smell of his mouth.
It's to make him smell.
I thought it was because of the smell of his mouth.
It's to make him aware.
It was a kind hand like that.
It's okay.
Did you hit it?
It's a dodgeball.
It looks like he has good motor nerves.
His knees are dirty.
It's because he's the god of dodgeball.
His knees are dirty.
It's because he's injured.
He has good motor nerves.
He's strong.
He has good motor nerves.
He's strong.
He's a man.
British Platinum
Fujiiiita
I wonder if it's okay. It looks a little weak.
It's a little...
It looks like they're having fun.
Their personality...
It's no good.
It's a little weak.
It's a little...
I wonder if it's okay.
How about these two?
I can't watch this kind of thing.
This kind of thing.
I don't like this kind of thing.
It's not funny at all.
It's cool!
Please don't do that.
They're doing it for real.
It's a real sumo.
Let's hold hands.
Serious.
Ready to fight!
Nagata!
That's surprisingly strong.
What?
That's stronger than I thought.
Nagata!
It's a woman's fight.
She's lifting him up.
Isn't she amazing?
She's doing something.
Is it a Karen?
Is it Karen?
It's a woman's gut.
I don't want to see that.
What's wrong?
She's gentle.
Is it a breaststroke?
It's a breaststroke.
I see.
She's gentle.
She's protecting him.
I like that kind of thing.
Nagata!
What's he going to do?
Is he going to win again?
Is Ryosha going to win?
Oh!
He lost the timing a little bit.
Even though he was attacking.
It's frustrating.
It was a good fight, though.
Hang in there! Hang in there!
I got a little bit shaky.
Is that Kinkuru-chan?
Yes, it is.
Oh, is that Kinkuru-chan?
Kinkuru-chan is there.
Kinkuru-chan.
I guess he likes sumo so much.
He's great at it.
He's doing his best.
It's quite difficult, isn't it?
I'm going to cry.
It's good to cry.
It's a good tear, isn't it?
I like it.
It's good to fight between women.
I'm happy because I did my best.
Everyone, let's eat delicious udon.
This looks strong, too.
Yes, it is.
You look like a Spiderman.
Hakugyokurou!
What will he do?
He has to knock her down.
Good, good, good.
That was good.
It's a woman's fight.
It's really a woman's fight.
He's turning around.
What will he do?
Good!
He's good!
There's a way to return a blow like that.
He's good.
It's like a komoe throw.
Hisamatsu-san has a lot of techniques.
Is Hisamatsu-san also an experienced fighter?
Hisamatsu-san's information is...
Nothing at all.
Did Hisamatsu-san do something?
Hisamatsu-san's information is solid.
Higashi...
Pii...
Chan!
His butt.
He's training to keep his butt in shape.
He's got a chance to get back at him.
He got knocked down earlier.
He's got a chance to get back at him.
When did Be Cooper get this power...?
With the power of Seiko Go, she's going for the leg.
Is she going to be okay?
She's getting good there, yeah.
She's got his leg out there.
She's going for the hold
What should he do?
Fulamoto's face...
His face...
Hohoho...
Her way of using her feet is smart.
Look, he's going over there.
He's entangling his legs.
Ah, his leg fell off.
He's kicking him.
Oh, he's kicking him.
What's going on?
What's going on, Akatsu?
I think his leg fell off.
His leg fell off.
What's going on?
It's okay.
Is it okay because Akatsu didn't see it?
His leg...
His leg fell off.
What happens when his leg falls off?
Does he lose?
No, his whole body has to fall off.
Oh, his whole body has to fall off.
Then, he has to continue kicking.
His whole body has to fall off.
I see.
There must be a reason for what happened just now.
It's like he put on lotion.
One more time.
Cool!
What is this?
Akatsuki Monster.
26 years old.
He's doing his best.
How many people are there now?
It's a good match.
Cool!
Kuramochi's face is a little scary.
Kuramochi-san is the captain.
He's serious.
Kuramochi-san.
Two more people.
It's getting a little difficult.
He's a judo beginner.
He's an experienced fighter.
He's a beginner in karate and judo, so he's strong.
People who can do judo know how to do that.
He knows how to get the weight.
Get ready to throw!
He threw!
He's winning the match.
He's calm.
Look at his fingerwork!
This is a very fierce match.
Whoa, amazing!
Awesome!
Whoa, awesome!
I'm sorry.
I'll do it.
I'm not doing it.
She's good.
Her body is good.
This is the power of love.
Wow!
Which one?
Oh!
I lost.
I didn't expect that.
With my weight.
Congratulations.
I didn't expect that.
Well, it's...
It's...
Cool!
I was gonna to win.
This is the last place.
I have to do a fist boxing run
Tejima
Go for it!
You can do this,Tejima.
You men of Bakugan!
You can do it, you can do it!
It's a fight between the chest and the butt.
Hold your hands!
Ready!
Nagata!
Wow!
Nagata!
Wow!
I haven't seen a fight like this in a long time.
Right?
I haven't seen a fight like this in a long time.
Wow!
Nagata!
Stand up!
Captain!
Hey guys,
it's so difficult to stand out
because you put your head down.
The sender is blank.
You're right.
Miyake, Miyake, Miyake!
Bijima's goal!
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
The one who is alone is the champion!
Let's go! Let's go!
They're doing it.
They're tired.
Let's do it again!
They don't have any energy left.
Let's do it! Let's do it!
Can they win?
Let's do it again!
Oh, that's good.
He's closing in on his opponent.
He's a good guy, Kuramochi.
He's a good boy.
Oh, he's already out of breath.
Go for it! Go for both of them!
Go for it!
Oh, he's going to eat it!
Oh, no!
He's using his legs so that he won't get eaten.
He's good.
But there's still a chance.
Wow, that's scary.
He cut it off.
Oh, no.
It's good that he didn't use his voice.
It's wonderful.
Yes, it's a victory for the P-Type All-Stars.
Sejima is crying.
He's crying.
Sejima is crying.
Show me your face.
Sejima-san, show me your face.
Show me your crying face.
He's out of breath.
He's regretful.
He looks beautiful.
He's regretful.
Sejima, you look beautiful.
Do you want to give him a point?
2 points for Sejima-san.
2 points.
It was like a play.
2 points for Sejima-san.
It was surprisingly low.
Yes, I thought it was a low score.
I thought he would give 5 or 10 points, but it was 2 points.
Let's ask Sejima-san how he felt.
Sejima-san, how do you feel?
You did your best, but you lost.
I'm regretful.
You're regretful.
I'm still losing, so I thought I'd make up for it here.
I thought it was a normal gravure match.
I didn't want to lose, but I lost.
I want to do it again.
You want to do it again?
I want to do it again.
He wants to do it again.
He was so regretful.
It was a nice game.
Everyone was crying.
It was a good match.
Is there a final match after this?
I'm a little tired.
I'd like to ask the next fighter.
Let's ask the next fighter.
The next fighter is nervous.
How was the fight?
Kuraguchi-san is amazing.
What's amazing is that he showed his butt in every fight.
Thank you very much.
He showed his butt in every fight.
To be honest, it's a bummer.
Thank you very much.
He showed his butt in every fight.
Kuraguchi-san, it was a nice fight.
Thank you very much.
Kuraguchi-san got 10 points.
Thank you very much.
It was really fun.
I did my best.
It's strange, isn't it?
I have a question.
Can you see the Platinum Gundam?
I can see it.
I can't see it.
No one is cheering for the Platinum Gundam.
I was cheering for you.
Please change seats.
Change seats!
We have to do a panel. It takes time.
We can't do that.
It's far, but we're watching.
I can't hear your voice well.
If you don't do your best, if you get a good score, we'll get excited.
I can't win the game at all.
You haven't won yet, have you?
Please win.
I'm sorry.
Please go after you win.
Kejima-san, it's minus 1 point.
It's minus 1 point.
Don't complain, please go ahead.
I'm exhausted.
I'd like to move on to the final match.
The final match is Ebisu Muscat 1.5 vs. P-chan All-Stars.
Go for it!
Muscat, who has survived physically, has an advantage.
P-chan is a little...
Actually, only two Muscats have come out yet.
3, 4, 5.
Is there a strategy to change the order?
Yes, there is.
It's okay to change the order.
People who are tired...
P-chan's team is...
Kuramoshi-san.
It's not a big deal.
The sole of his foot slipped like this.
That's right.
He's tired.
Let's look forward to it.
So, it's finally the final round.
Has the pace changed?
Oh, Yokozuna.
Has he revived?
And Yumekana-chan.
Ah, Yumekana-chan!
Yumekana-chan is going to win for sure.
Yumekana-chan is...
Ah, the hip line is wonderful!
Cute!
Has he revived?
Wow, he's strong!
Yumekana-chan is also cute!
Wow, he's strong!
Ah, they're together!
He's strong!
He raised his hand.
He's strong!
He's amazing.
He's strong!
He's amazing.
Everyone in Muscle Muscle is amazing.
Yumekana-chan is amazing.
What is it?
Yumekana-chan is throwing a big rock.
It's primitive.
He's amazing.
He's strong.
Ah, he's frustrated again.
He's strong.
What's wrong, Yumekana-chan?
He's cool.
He's amazing.
He's cool.
He's amazing.
He's strong!
Ah, here it comes.
It's the dodgeball battle.
He's strong!
Oki-chan is strong too.
She's strong.
She's really strong.
She's strong.
Yumekana-chan is scary.
Both of them have a low center of gravity.
Watch out for the boobs!
What's going on? It looks like they can't hear us at all.
Please don't pull the boobs!
Watch out for the boobs!
Put your hands together and get ready to play table tennis!
Nagata!
It's hard to push them down from a low position.
Wow!
Nagata!
Wow!
You can do it!
I'm tired of watching!
You can do it!
I'm so tired.
What are you going to do?
I'm out of energy.
Stop.
Stand up.
Are they going to start over?
This is really...
Really, really.
I'm so tired.
Kana-chan is at her limit.
Her T-shirt is at its limit.
Yumiko-chan, you can do it.
I'm out of energy.
When you're out of energy,
it can be dangerous.
Take a deep breath.
I don't want to lose.
I want both of them to win.
They're really serious.
I didn't think they'd be this serious.
Kinkuro-chan is walking around.
Ready, start!
Nagata!
Nagata.
Nagata!
This is delicious.
This is wonderful.
Me...
Master...
He looks so serious.
He's a loser.
Everyone wants oofu.
Go!
Ready!
Let's see what happens if I do it here.
Wow, it's hot!
Wow, amazing!
Fujiwara! Fujiwara!
Please don't pull the T-shirt.
But the weight is a bit small for Fujiwara.
Wow, he did it!
There's no way to stop him.
He can't do it.
A bit more.
Is there a way to stop him?
Oh, he got on his knees.
He got on his knees.
He started shooting again.
Nice to meet you.
He's doing his best.
He go on his knees.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, no.
Are you all right?
She's struggling.
She's in the water.
Oh, no.
Is she all right?
She's going to do her best.
She should stand up and fight.
Ready, go!
Nagata!
Wow.
Nagata!
Go, go, go!
Nobuta!
Ah, this one...
Nobuta!
It should be a 5 minute game, huh?
The game is hard, huh?
Ah, Nobuta!
Ah, no!
It's spinning!
Ah, now!
Ah, there it is!
Fujiwara!
Wow, Fujiwara is amazing.
Oki-chan, you're amazing.
You did your best.
Oki-chan's points.
Oki-chan, how many points?
Oki-chan, 10 points.
Oki-chan, you did your best.
Are you okay?
You did your best.
It's a nice fight.
He did his best.
Oki-chan, 10 points.
You're amazing.
But, he didn't get a mascot.
He didn't get a white star.
Fujiwara is tired.
Will he be able to do it in speed?
He did it!
Fujiwara is tired.
He did it!
Hyper Piper?
He did it!
He's tall, so it looks like he's going to fall.
Oh, that's true.
It's a disadvantage for Osmo to have a tall waist.
Yeah, it's a disadvantage.
Let's get started.
Ready, set, go!
Oh, my God.
Paipan looks good.
Paipan is good.
It's dangerous.
You're okay.
Already?
I didn't think he'd fall down that fast.
Paipan.
You okay?
Oh, my God.
Matsuo is amazing.
Paipan looks good, though.
Paipan, you can see.
You're in danger.
I'll do my best.
He's strong.
He's using his legs.
He's doing it.
Even though his legs are so thin.
He's so strong.
He's amazing.
He's being pulled from behind.
What's going on?
He's using his legs.
What's he going to do?
It's going to be hard.
Can he do it?
Can he move?
He's moving.
He's pushing it.
He's going to be hard.
I would rather rest.
Yes, that's right.
If you do it like this once.
Can you do it?
It's difficult.
Can't you move?
You're good at hanging there.
I see.
You're good at it.
It's really like a fighting game.
It's amazing.
This is hard.
It's painful.
This is painful.
It's amazing.
I want to get that, but I can't.
It's easier to lose with a leg.
That's the best!!
What's going on?
I'm tired.
It's a rematch.
I'm tired.
It's a nice game.
I have to drink water, too.
I haven't taken off my shoes, but I'm thirsty.
I'm so tired.
It's a nice game.
It's a great fight.
It's amazing.
Both of you, put your hands together.
Good luck, both of you.
Hakuyo Nagata
Oh, it's dangerous. What should I do?
This is the most powerful one.
That's amazing.
Ryu-chan! Ryu-chan!
Wow!
Let's go!
I'm so happy.
What should I do?
Kuro-chan, Kuro-chan.
What are you doing, Kuro-chan?
Kuro-chan, what are you doing?
Kuro-chan, I like Sumo.
I've been watching you for a month.
Kin-Kuro-Chan!
Kin-Kuro-chan.
He's watching him again.
He's glaring at him.
He's watching Taipan.
He's watching Kin-Kuro-Chan with an angry look in his eyes.
He's amazing.
Go for it!
Let's change seats.
Change seats.
I need to sit down.
I need to sit down too.
I'm tired.
This is like...
In the water...
Next time...
Yeah...
If it was me, I wouldn't be able to decide.
I'd be standing.
I'd be in my normal sumo clothes.
These two...
If they're lying down...
They're the same height.
I don't have the strength to push them off.
Let's have a standing match.
In standing sumo.
If they're on, we lose.
If they're lying down, we lose.
These two...
We're going by the rules of sumo.
If they're lying down,
it's impossible to keep up.
It's impossible.
We'll go into the commercial.
It's getting heated up.
Let's just do normal sumo.
We're at our limit.
Put your hands together.
Ready!
Break!
That's amazing.
That's great.
That's unbelievable.
Thank you very much!
They fought for a long time.
It's great to fight in a long rally.
It's sad to lose.
I did my best.
You did your best.
It's great that you won.
It's great to win.
Are you Hyper Piper?
I'm glad it was Hyper Piper.
I had a few dangerous cuts.
I'm relieved that it was Hyper Piper.
I won well.
How many people are left?
Two people left.
The center is big.
I'm relieved.
Thank you.
Put your hands together.
Ready, go!
There's a lot of physical strength now.
Oh, it's coming out!
There's one in front of him, and then there's two in the back.
That was a nice shot!
It could have contributed to the winner.
I didn't see Piper, but where's Akatsuki?
That was good, Piper!
One shot, please!
He fell down.
It looks like a Hyper Piper fell down.
Did the Hyper Piper fall down?
His legs are still hanging.
Look at his legs.
Oh, no.
This is difficult.
His legs look like they're falling down.
His legs are still hanging.
What was that about?
Even with your torso, you need to upgrade your result.
I think you should use your torso.
Even if you upgrade your result, you should use your torso?
Continue on your sports.
This doesn't end nicely.
This is tiring for your torso.
I'm exhausted.
Hyper Piper is not a physical strength.
Put your hands together.
Get ready to throw the ball.
I did it!
Wow!
This is a creature!
He slipped!
His leg slipped.
This is a bit...
He won!
He did it!
Chiraison!
Chiraison won!
Only a few minutes left.
P-chan is the champion.
How many people are left for P-chan?
Only three people are left for P-chan.
Only three people are left for P-chan?
Wow!
How long can Su-bu do his best?
Su-bu has a lot of stamina.
Su-bu!
Oh, I'm nervous.
Put your hands together.
Ready to do hakken.
What the hell?!
Wow, he's holding it.
That's amazing!
He's holding it!
He cut his leg!
He cut his leg, so...
He's so strong!
Wow!
He's so strong!
Wow!
He was about to throw his hand.
He's holding it!
Wow!
He's holding it like a judo belt.
Please change it to a new one.
Wow!
He's holding it!
I'd like to ask the people who came to see him.
Well...
Kikuo is out of it.
Kikuo!
I got too much strength.
I got a headache and cut my wig.
I've had so many great matches.
I got too much strength.
Is it hard to wear a wig at 2 a.m.?
It's hard.
It tightens me up.
And it makes me puffy.
Because it's hot.
But your opponent was wearing a wig.
I couldn't take it off.
You couldn't?
I got too much strength.
I couldn't take it off.
I got too much strength.
He's ready.
The match is about to start.
Get ready!
Nagata!
He's got the power to make it!
He's using his energy!
Su-Bun is amazing!
Nagata!
Su-Bun, go!
Su-Bun is amazing!
He's got the power of the lower body.
Wow!
Su-Bun lost!
They had a chance!
They didn't miss it for a second!
That's amazing!
Wow!
Su-Bun has the advantage!
P-CHAN ALL-STARS!
P-CHAN ALL-STARS wins!
Piper Piper is strong!
This is a special feature, isn't it?
What's going to happen?
It's amazing that we won with one win.
To be honest, I thought P-CHAN ALL-STARS had an advantage.
But I thought they would have a chance to win.
I thought they would have a chance to win.
It's amazing that they won here.
It's amazing.
I thought they would win here.
I thought so, too.
P-CHAN ALL-STARS is a tie.
How do you feel about the women's win?
It was great.
It was a long game.
But we can see it.
We can see it.
It's amazing.
Mitsuhira was cheering for us.
Everyone, do your best!
I want to give points to Piper Piper, who did her best at the end.
What should we do? Piper Piper did her best.
Can I give you 10 points?
10 points!
Can I give you 10 points?
10 points to Piper Piper!
It was great!
It's amazing!
I wanted to give it to her.
It's amazing!
10 points for winning points!
Thank you very much.
I'm so happy!
The winning points are 30 points, so 40 points for P-chan All-Star!
The winner is P-chan All-Star!
This is a commercial break.
The winner of the last game is Team Taiko Gachi Relay!
The last game of the night sports festival was held at 9 p.m.
The winner is Team Taiko Gachi Relay!
This is the All-Last.
This is the last game.
This is exciting.
Gachi and Tsukumo are exciting.
I don't need a funny joke.
This is fun because there was a funny joke.
I think it's okay to be serious.
I'm sorry.
You've been doing the same impersonation for a long time.
Don't you want to do something different?
Can I do it?
You can do something completely different next time.
Do you have anything to say to the audience?
I have.
Everyone, thank you very much.
The final is coming soon.
That's all.
I've been waiting for this line.
This relay is for 15 people.
If you don't run at the end, you'll have to go around the track twice.
How many people were in the relay at the end of the first half?
Eight people.
So it's about twice as many.
This time it's 15 people.
The last one is a 200-meter lap.
What's the score?
This relay.
50 points for the first place team.
And 30 points for second place.
10 points for third place and 0 points for fourth place.
So far,
What's the score difference now?
There's a lot of information about the difference.
It's a close difference.
If you go to the top, there's a good chance you'll win.
And there are 20 minutes left in the broadcast.
The last race.
It's a six-hour live broadcast.
There are 20 minutes left.
I'm looking forward to seeing which team will get this score.
I'm looking forward to it.
So let's go to the end.
Can I go now?
Yes, please.
Can I go with this tension?
Mr. Jinji Takada.
Mr. Jinji Takada, are you okay?
It's coming around.
Please go.
Thank you very much.
All team relay representatives, please stand by.
1 million yen is right in front of you.
I want you to run with all your strength.
Of course, everyone is spending 1 million yen.
It's money.
1 million yen will be decided here.
I think it's about 15 people, so it's 1 million yen.
I think it's going to be 6 or 7 million yen.
It's a really good price.
I'm really happy.
Everyone's hair is white.
I don't know the score, but I feel like the mascot is strong right now.
I thought it was the first place in a row, but it's really close.
That's right.
It may be reversed in this last relay.
If you raise various points on your own, it will be close at some point.
That's right.
I think I'm going to have a lot of boobs.
Is the engine okay?
I'm sure it'll shake when I run.
The boobs are soft.
We don't have time.
Please hurry.
We don't have time.
Please gather in the starting line.
Let's decide the course.
Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
We don't have time, so we'll go right away.
Let's start with GU.
Let's go in.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's Aiko.
Rock-paper-scissors.
It's Aiko.
Rock-paper-scissors.
Please take turns.
The first runner was important in the relay race, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
Also, there are times when the baton is passed over and your feet slip and fall.
I want you to be careful about that.
Also, be careful not to slip.
The floor is getting slippery, so everyone, please be careful.
Please wipe the floor with a towel with a damp cloth and run.
Also, the relay zone, the baton is passed over.
To some extent.
I'm looking at it a lot, but please don't rub it too much.
Please do it up to this point.
The staff, please wipe the floor again.
Be careful.
When you step out, wipe it here and come out.
That's right.
Be careful yourself.
Everyone, wipe the back of your feet.
Be careful.
This is the last one.
Oh, my God.
Kinkoro is talking to me all the time.
Please be careful of Kinkoro, too.
Kinkoro is the last one, so please talk to her.
Yes, there is white powder.
Kinkoro is just wandering around, but she is sprinkling white powder.
Kinkoro is lined up there like a relay racer.
Kinkoro, please don't enter the course.
Kinkoro, don't touch it.
I'll say it again.
Kinkoro, please don't enter the course.
Why is Kinkoro there?
She is there, so it's okay.
Please don't enter the course.
Kinkoro, please stay still.
Are you ready?
Let's go.
The first course.
Let's go.
Are you ready?
The first course.
Ebisu Muscat 1.5.
Matsuoka.
The second course.
Kamen Joshi.
Misha.
The third course.
Platinum Gundan.
Aoyama.
The fourth course.
P-chan All Stars.
Hoshi-chan.
Good luck, everyone.
This is the last one.
Let's go.
Ready, start.
It's over.
It's fast.
Matsuoka is fast.
Wow!
So fast!
Wow! So fast!
Wow!
Kojima seems to be slow, but he is fast!
So fast!
The gap is widening!
Wow!
Be careful!
Be careful, everyone!
Be careful!
So fast!
Be careful, everyone!
So fast!
The gap is widening!
So fast!
Platinum, you can do it!
The gap is widening!
5 people left!
So fast!
Kurosawa!
Oh, he's in the lead!
He's got the lead!
He's in the lead!
Faster!
Oh, my gosh!
He got the lead!
Yes!
Wow!
It's getting exciting.
He's in the lead!
Good!
It's coming, it's coming.
Platinum is coming!
It's coming!
It's fast!
It's so fast!
It's so fast.
It's coming, it's coming.
Platinum's in the way!
Platinum, get out of the way!
Platinum is coming.
Is there something?
There's something coming!
Oh, there it is!
He's going to crash!
The car's slipping!
We have another lap!
The last lap!
No way!
The car's slipping!
No way!
The car's slipping!
Watch out for the car's front!
The car's stuck!
Wow, that was fast!
I'm still running!
Platinum!
Platinum is still running!
It's too late!
We're not done yet!
There's no goal!
We're not done yet!
Team B has reached the goal!
Too late!
So, the winner is...
the Masked Girl!
What a comeback!
That was amazing!
I couldn't imagine that!
We don't know who the winner is
It's hard
15 people are running, so it's dramatic
It's dramatic
It's interesting
I'm impressed
I thought the Masked Girl was a certain advantage
Team B is working hard
Masked Girl is running
I think Platinum is running real late
I thought Platinum is running real late
That was unfortunate
That was great
Masked Girl!
I'm glad I was able to do it!
The tanker was fast, and the 2B fell.
The 2B fell at the end.
The 2B is white.
One person fell.
It's the second time.
It's dangerous.
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
The 2B is sleepy.
The legs are broken.
The legs of the table are broken.
What are you doing?
It's almost 3 o'clock in the middle of the night.
Kuro-chan is worried.
Thank you, Kuro-chan.
I don't know who will win.
I'm sorry to say that it's a close game.
The rest is the opening ceremony.
Yeah.
Is it on?
It is.
The closing ceremony is finally here.
We had to hurry and get everything together.
Yes.
During the commercial break.
I see.
It was a close call.
It was close.
Who will be the winner?
Miyazaki-san has finally...
Yes, the collection is finally over.
It's finally over.
I'm sorry.
You were seriously doing that, weren't you?
Yes.
I was doing it.
You were doing it.
Yes.
It's over.
Yes.
What will you do?
Will you announce it?
Can I announce it now?
What's the time?
At this time?
4 minutes left.
4 minutes left?
4 minutes left.
Is it okay to announce it now?
Yes.
Congratulations.
Okay.
Then.
Let's announce the ranking.
Yes.
Platinum Gundam.
36 points.
What?
It's low.
6 hours.
6 hours and 36 points.
36 points.
Why did you get 35 points in the first half?
Huh?
You got 35 points in the first half?
I only got 1 point from there.
You got 1 point from Tejima.
I got 1 point from Tejima.
You got 1 point from Tejima.
36 points.
Yes.
Next.
Peach All Stars.
251 points.
That's too low.
It's too low.
It's not moving.
I thought it was 25.
251 points.
What?
251.
Wow.
251.
251 points.
That's amazing.
Platinum.
But Peach All Stars 251 points.
That's great.
It's great.
We still don't know the order.
To see who wins.
I see.
Next.
Yes.
Masked Girls.
Thank you very much.
186 points!
Wow!
She lost!
P-chan is currently in the lead!
Ebisu Mascots lost in the relay at the end.
I wonder how they feel about that.
I see.
Now, let's see the score for Ebisu Mascots.
Yes.
Ebisu Mascots, 1.5.
268 points!
Wow!
So, the winner of the night sports competition is Ebisu Mascots, 1.5!
Congratulations!
They managed to win.
Now, this way.
Congratulations!
Mascots!
They ran away.
They were indeed strong.
Yes, they were.
I thought they were weak, but they were surprisingly strong.
They were surprisingly strong.
Now, let's see the winner.
Yes.
The winner is...
Oh!
The winner is Yoshida!
Congratulations!
That was wonderful!
Now, everyone, please wait.
The prize that everyone wants the most is...
That is...
1 million yen.
Yes.
The prize is from this person!
Congratulations!
I got it!
The prize is 1,000,000 yen!
Congratulations!
I did it!
Basketball...
There are a lot of people who are not active at all.
Now, shall we announce the MVP?
Today's MVP, Mr. Ogi, please.
The MVP is...
P-chan All-Stars' Yoshino Shihomi-chan!
Congratulations!
Shihomi, you were great!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
P-channel will end in June.
P-channel...
P-channel will start at 4 p.m. on Saturday.
I'll do my best until June, so please watch it!
Thank you very much, everyone!
Thank you very much!
Shall we do it again in the fall?
Let's do it!
Let's do it again in the fall!
The keyword for the silver egg is...
Kuro-chan, I can't seal it.