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Old Man vs. Ebisu Muscat Swimming Tournament
Old Man vs. Ebisu Muscat Swimming Tournament!
Here it is!
It took us a long time to finish explaining the bus.
But we've explained it enough.
Right?
Shall we start?
Yes!
I'd like to call on the Muscats!
Here are the Ebisu Muscats!
Here they are!
Welcome!
They're all over the place!
Hello, good evening!
So these are the members!
I just got an explanation from Oracle, so I feel like I know everyone.
So Asuka-san is the leader, right?
Eroic, fun, beautiful...
We are the Ebisu Muscats!
Thank you!
I didn't introduce them because of time,
but they're called the Dancing Buzz, so they're a subunit.
Oh, a subunit?
I'm glad to be here.
You didn't explain what a subunit is, did you?
No, I didn't.
You probably didn't watch the video, right?
No, I didn't.
So they're called the Dancing Buzz.
Nice to meet you!
So Asuka-san, how do you feel about competing with the Muscats here?
I'm going to do my best to promote them.
So if you win, you can sing a song for the Muscats, right?
Yes, that's right.
I wanted to sing until the very end, so I came here.
Well, you want to sing, right?
But if you do it normally, you won't lose to the Muscats, right?
That's right.
I'm confident.
There's no way I'm going to lose.
Kawakami-san, what kind of image do you have of your uncle?
I don't hate my uncle.
Oh, you don't hate him?
What's your favorite type?
Can you tell me your favorite type of uncle?
I like the type that's shy.
The type that's shy?
My ex-boyfriend was a debu.
Oh, a debu.
So you like a debu that's shy?
Yes, if he's clean.
If he's clean, I like a debu that's shy.
It feels like you're being squeezed.
Are you confident that you'll win?
I'm sure I'll win.
This is a physical fitness competition, so I'm sure I'll win.
Yoshida-san, what about you?
Uncle?
Yes.
Recently, uncles have become really sexy and cool.
Oh, you like uncles?
I like uncles.
A debu is...
If he's sexy and cool, age doesn't matter.
Mikami-san, what about you?
I don't know much about uncles.
You don't know much?
How confident are you that you'll beat your uncle?
I'm confident that I'll beat my uncle.
What about swimming?
I'm really good at swimming. I learned it.
You learned it?
Yes.
How long did you learn it?
When I was in elementary school, for about two years.
That's a short time.
Even though you didn't learn it.
That's a short time.
I did crawl.
It's slow, isn't it? Crawling after two years.
You can do butterfly, though.
You are yours, right?
You are yours.
Mikami-san, those who support you.
You are yours.
Yes.
I studied it earlier.
Was it Mikami-san who called you to the store?
I'm a guest.
You're a guest.
I'm a guest.
Did you call your fans?
Yes.
On that day, about an hour ago, I said,
I'm drinking here, so everyone should come.
Then, I came and drank with everyone.
Did you pay for it?
When I came, I asked how much it was.
And I also paid for the drink.
I see.
It's a business relationship.
You paid for each drink.
That's right.
It's a business relationship.
Are you Kamisaki-san?
Yes, I'm Kamisaki.
Are you Kamisaki-san?
Yes.
What do you think of your uncle?
You haven't fought with him, have you?
No, I haven't.
What do you think?
He's older than me, so I want to fight with him without being rude.
It's not rude, it's a game.
Is it okay to be serious?
It's okay to be serious.
It depends on whether you do it or not.
That's right.
I'm sure you'll win.
Don't be shy.
I'll do my best.
Please do your best.
I'll do my best.
How about you, Mita-san?
If I were a clean person, I would like to fight with my uncle.
You're a clean person.
Yes.
I'm not good at it if I'm not clean.
What kind of cleanliness do you want?
First of all, I don't have a hair stain.
I don't have a hair stain.
I wonder if my uncle is on the train.
I'm just looking for an uncle who's on a business trip.
I want to see a man who uses a good shampoo.
Yes.
I want to see a man who uses a good shampoo.
You're Mita-fujin, right?
That's right.
Thank you very much.
I'm a rich man.
That's right.
I have 6.3 billion yen in assets.
Yes.
Don't you have to do this job?
Mita-san.
I'm often told that, but I entered this industry myself.
I can't stop what I want to do.
At first, I was surprised to see you on TV.
I'm a big fan of you.
How about Minako-san?
Yes, I'm Minako.
How about Minako-san?
Are you an uncle?
I hate it.
Minako-san.
What kind of uncle do you hate?
I'm afraid of being called an uncle.
You hate all uncles.
I'm afraid of it.
Why are you afraid of it?
It's disgusting.
What's the matter?
I hate it.
I hate it because I hate it.
You hate it.
I hate it because I hate it.
You hate it because you hate it.
That's right.
I drink with a young band man.
Compared to that, the young band man is more excited.
I'm a little bit of an uncle.
I see.
You drink.
I'm a little bit of an uncle.
You drink.
How about Tsubu-san?
Tsubu-san is a big fan of you, right?
Tsubu-san, you're a big fan of him.
Who is it?
I'm telling you to get rid of it.
It's true.
Why are you so sexy?
You have the name Tsubu.
That's right.
Don't put in the color.
I'm sorry.
Did you put it in because it's on TV today?
Because it's on TV today.
You're lying.
Why don't you put it in?
Tsubu?
I'm a little cold to Tsubu.
That's right.
It's tough.
I'm a direct junior.
I see.
Are you an entertainer?
No, I'm not.
I'm a sexy idol.
Sexy idol?
Yes.
That's right.
There's a lot of red spots.
It's the toilet.
You're eating a lot of crab.
I don't want to be eaten.
Is the crab already flying?
Is this a crab?
I didn't buy a crab.
Mascots are poor people.
That's right.
Why do you have money?
Your hairstyle is unique.
I decided to be fashionable.
How about you?
You look delicious.
You're a legend.
I've never experienced it before.
I don't know what it's like.
I'm determined to win.
Is it a game?
That's right.
Did you learn swimming?
That's right.
I've been doing it since I was three years old.
I graduated from Osaka University of Sports.
That's amazing.
What did you do?
I was playing basketball.
I thought you were doing judo.
You have a lot of muscles.
It's the worst.
If you do it with a microphone, your stomach will shake.
My stomach is shaking.
I want to sell it.
That's good.
It's a contradiction that I'm doing it.
That's right.
I want you to do it.
I want to win.
That's the only thing.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm curious about the legend.
He's my opponent.
I want a good-looking guy.
A good-looking guy.
Is there a good-looking guy?
What do you think?
Let's get him on the stage.
Legend Uncle Corps.
Please.
Thank you very much.
It came out!
Oh, Yakkyo-san!
Minotachi!
Oh, and also Yasuo!
Oh, Legend!
Oh, Legend! Oh, Legend!
Touch it, touch it.
Is this better, Legend?
Please send it over here.
Oh, that's right. Please move it over here.
I'm a bit scared.
What's wrong, Midori-san?
The bald old man...
What's wrong?
The bald old man is getting bald around here.
He's an actor, after all.
You got a kiss, didn't you?
He's an actor.
If you look at this, you won't catch a cold for a year.
Put your hand in!
You can put your hand in!
Mikami-san, please put your hand in.
Don't do it! Don't do it!
Mikami-san, please.
If you hurry, you'll get bitten.
Legend!
Thank you very much.
He's a real legend.
He's getting older every year.
He's 57 years old.
57!
He's an old man.
He's already 57 years old?
He's got three more years to live!
He's going to have two grandchildren.
He's going to be an old man.
He's the guy who competed with Sarah Bred.
He's the guy who won the top prize.
That's right.
He's amazing.
He's got muscles.
He's not going to lose.
His legs are getting thinner.
That's crazy.
He's got calves.
His muscles are going to disappear.
It's not the calves of Ide-san when he was very fast.
But he's not going to lose.
He's not going to lose.
He's amazing.
Let's be serious.
He's not going to lose.
He's amazing.
Next is Mimata-kun!
It's been a while.
You all look well.
It's been a while.
Mimata-san, how have you been?
I've been well.
What's going on?
I feel like I've been swallowed.
Are you okay?
I'm almost done.
That's good.
What's wrong?
His nipples are standing up.
To be honest, his nipples are...
That's good.
I'm not going to lie.
He's got a lot of muscles.
That's true.
He's got a lot of muscles.
This is the sexual organ.
What are you looking at?
Are you reacting to the mask?
I'm reacting to Tanima.
I can't stand it.
He's going to stand up when he screams.
He's got a lot of muscles.
Can you film this?
He's got a lot of muscles.
I haven't seen him in a long time.
I'll do my best.
I can't see his nipples at all.
It's okay.
Let's introduce ourselves.
Hello.
I'm here.
What is it?
I don't think everyone knows.
What is it?
Don't touch me.
I'm Kaguya.
She gets down slowly.
She wants to have a camera just for you.
When you get up?
That person looks so good.
Why?
You don't know his name?
Are you selling it?
Wait a minute, what is it?
The part that's wet is here.
It's not wet, right?
No, no, no touch.
It's still no touch.
It's no touch.
It looks like he's going to touch it at some point.
He's saying it's not yet.
It's a tournament.
It's a sportsmanship.
Touch.
It's a match.
It's no touch.
Please introduce yourself.
I'm always energetic.
Wait a minute.
The distance is wrong.
It's not black.
It's a match.
Wait a minute!
What's wrong?
Wait a minute!
I'm going to die!
Wait!
I really feel sick!
Stop it!
Gato, you're bullying me!
I'm going to die!
Why are you so angry?
But I still feel good.
What's wrong?
Mito is crying.
What? Why?
Wait, wait, wait.
Tell us why she's crying.
She's breathing heavily.
I've never met someone like this.
She's crying. She's crying a lot.
Don't make her cry.
I've never seen her cry. What's going on?
I've heard that it's creepy, but I've never seen it.
I'm shocked.
You don't understand, do you?
Mito, you're not a bad person at all.
What do you mean?
You're not an old man, are you?
She's an old man.
You're an old man, Mito.
I'm an old man.
You looked like a monster, didn't you?
You looked like a monster.
I'm not a monster. I'm a human.
Then I'll make a joke.
If I make a joke, no one will laugh.
Mito, you go first.
Are you okay?
Mito, here we go.
I'll make a joke.
You smoke, don't you?
Are you crying?
Please stop.
Mito, what do you think?
It's a little tough.
It's a little tough, isn't it?
You're conscious of the fact that you don't like it, so there's a possibility that you'll like it.
No.
You don't understand that.
You're going to fight that person.
What do you think?
I made a mistake in today's match.
You're wrong.
I'm still scared, but if I pet you...
She's a good person.
Kuro-chan is a good person.
She's a good person.
Do you touch her?
Really.
It's like a panda.
Don't move.
Mito, here we go.
I'll pet you.
She doesn't get angry at all.
She doesn't make a sound.
I'll pet you.
This is also a pretty...
This is...
Look at this.
It's not blood!
What did you say at the end?
Did you say it's blood?
It's blood beans.
And next is...
Mr. Ijiri Yokota!
Nice to meet you.
Please introduce yourself.
Welcome to Golden Time.
I'm Ijiri Yokota.
Mr. Ijiri!
He's a legend.
Mr. Ijiri's body is well-made.
It's beautiful.
Compared to other people.
It's well-made.
He's 52 years old now.
Oh, is that so?
But he's still in his prime.
That's why I'm here today.
He might not be in his prime.
Have you seen Mr. Ijiri's prime?
There's only one.
I don't think anyone else knows.
Please.
Oh, here it comes.
Legend.
That's amazing.
I've had my lip cream eaten by that person.
You've had it eaten?
Long time no see.
Please don't touch it.
Please turn the page.
That's amazing.
The speed is getting faster.
Mita-san, what's wrong?
It's been a while since I've seen Mita-san cry.
What's wrong?
It's been a while since I've been thrown in a skirt.
It's been a while since you've been thrown in a skirt?
I cried in front of the TV.
It's been a while?
It's been a while since I've cried.
It's been a while since then.
How is it, Ijiri-san?
You're a kind person.
I only look like a youkai.
Are you a red-eyed person?
I'm a human.
You're not a red-eyed person.
You're a human.
You have a human hair.
That's right.
You're a person who belongs to PoliPro.
Your bangs look like Su-Bu's.
Su-Bu, that's true.
Her bangs.
But it's a legend.
Su-Bu might be doing it consciously.
That's not true.
Su-Bu's hair is this short.
We might be able to see this battle.
That's right.
The bangs battle.
Next, please introduce yourself.
Please wait a moment.
She's a legend.
She's the most bare-faced person here.
I'm the sexiest.
You're the sexy beam.
I'm the real sexy.
But I thought I was more like Ebisu mascots.
I'm an idol.
I know.
I'm more like this.
No scandal.
I'm really bare-faced.
Legend.
I do my job properly.
Wait a minute.
Are you really doing it as a team?
That's right.
Really?
It's okay, right?
Yes.
Isn't the casting really weird?
It's not weird.
It's called Legend.
Legend.
Can I join?
Of course.
You're not afraid of Legend's moves, right?
That's right.
Even if you look closely, you're fine, right?
I'm like...
You can hear the sound.
At this point, it's a team.
These members.
I'd like to do it today.
What about the other members?
Are you there?
Yes.
You're on the Legend team, right?
These people.
Ah, they're here.
It's been a while since they've been here, right?
This way, right?
This is dangerous, right?
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
I'll do it properly.
What kind of position will these three be in?
We'll be...
We'll be the sub-members.
Sub-members, right?
Sub-members.
As sub-members...
So when something happens to the Legend team, we'll help them out as sub-members.
The three of us aren't feeling well right now.
The sub-members...
Well, the Legend team members...
They might have a heart attack or something.
In that case...
We've been waiting in the balcony for 20 minutes.
I remember.
It was very cold.
I remember.
We'll help them out.
Of course.
We'll do our best.
And...
Tanaka-san?
I'll be the judge.
With a straight face.
I've been watching you on TV.
With a straight face.
The type of man I like is a white-haired long- haired man.
No, I didn't hear that.
I prepared that.
What's your role?
I'll be the judge on the men's side.
What do you mean by the men's side?
If there's any inappropriate behavior or something like that,
I'll immediately judge it.
And of course, I'll have a thorough screening and disposal.
I'd like to have a thorough judgment.
If it's just Tanaka-san,
If it's just one man, it's more like a man.
There are times when it's fair.
There's also a female judge.
Oh, yes, yes, yes.
I'm a judge.
A female judge.
Yes, that's right.
I'm not a judge.
Are you okay?
I'm not a judge.
I prepared two judges to make it fair.
It's fair.
Thank you.
Now, let's go.
You're going to fight now.
I'm going to have both teams compete in various competitions.
Each competition will be awarded points.
The team that wins in total will receive a reward.
If the mascots team wins,
Everyone's song performance.
And if the legend team wins,
I'll have Mari Yaguchi show off her sexy beam.
Scary! Scary! Scary! What is that?
Supponpon sexy beam.
If you win, you get supponpon sexy beam.
Let's see what it is.
Are you ready?
Let's go!
Music start!
Mari Yaguchi show off her sexy beam.
Oh, that's good.
Mari Yaguchi show off her sexy beam.
How is it?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute! There's a hole in the float!
What's going on?
Please be quiet
Referee, you're not moving at all
Please judge
Tanaka-san, please come here
You were watching, right?
I was watching
Tanaka-san, please tell us about the match
Shingi
Tanaka-san, please
Referee, as far as I can see, there was no foul play
Tanaka-san, there are two people in the ring
Please choose the judge
Can I say something before that?
I know what you're going to say
But I don't like you
Is that enough?
What are you talking about?
What is that bald man aiming for?
That's why he's a legend
I'll explain the situation
Tanaka-san, please
As far as I can see, you were aiming for the same ring
There was no foul play
You just wanted to get into the same ring
What do you mean?
It's a deal!
Safe!
Judge!
Wait a minute!
I don't think it's safe
It's a competition
We have to decide who won
That's right
What were you looking at?
Safe is...
If you're only looking at the sex appeal
I'm starting to think it's the most obvious
It's not safe!
Which one?
Which one got in first?
I was looking at blue or safe
Female judge!
Female judge, please
Female judge
You were looking at it, right?
I was
Please, judge
Judge?
If I get in first, I don't get in, right?
That's right
This is...
The female judge got in first
Female judge
I'm sorry
Wait a minute
The female judge got in first
What about the male judge?
He got in later
If he got in later
Male judge
Out!
Wait a minute
Where?
The female judge got in first
Where?
Wait a minute
Female judge
Male judge, out!
Yes
Male judge, please come out
One is open
How many times did you get in?
It's open now
It's open
Wait a minute, it's not here
It's not here
One is open
It's not there
Male judge
I'm sorry
Someone take it
Take Ide-san
Ide-san
Male judge
Why did you choose this person?
Why?
He's your type
It's not good
I want to see his face
Is that the face of a man?
Male judge
Male judge, Kuno-chan
Out!
Why?
It's out
Why?
It's out?
I'm the only judge
No, but judge
I'm the only judge
I was watching
While Ide Rakkyo-san was drinking the water in the pool
The moment he was licking the tip of a woman's foot
I saw it
You saw it, right?
Really?
Rakkyo-san was licking Su-bu-san's black lips
That's right
I'll organize it
I'll organize the opinions of the two judges
Three for the female judge
And one for Ide-san
Thank you very much
It can't be helped
Please go up
Ijiri-san, please stay
Are we going to reduce the number next?
Yes
Reduce one float
Let's reduce two floats
Let's reduce two
This is
It looks like you are licking
You said you like it, right?
Do you like that kind of attitude?
I don't like it
You were licking it a lot
How was the taste of Suzuki-san's feet?
You like it, right?
It was very delicious
How about Kuro-chan?
I really didn't like it when that woman came over here
She wasn't my type
As far as I can see, you were the worst
You just rubbed your crotch from behind
I didn't rub it, but it felt weird when I rubbed it
Get out
Get out, monster
Let's move on to the second round
The legend team has no choice but to support Ijiri-san
Let's go
Music start
Call him Ijiri-san
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
He's looking!
The judge is looking!
Judge Tanaka, please come here
He's angry!
Judge Tanaka, please explain about the scene
Safe
First of all?
What?
You're the type to talk about the result
This is a big scene of justice
First of all, what about this and this?
This and this are safe
These two are safe
I know that
These two women are safe
This is the scene of justice, right?
Yes, it is
What about this?
If you talk about this, you can say it's safe
He was licking his back
It's obvious
But I think Mr. Ijiri came in first
That's right
Mr. Ijiri came in first
If you say so
Mr. Ijiri came in first
That's right
Safe, safe, safe
What about that float?
It's Ijiri's float
He did it
It's Ijiri's float
Mr. Minato, please come up
It can't be helped
It's Ijiri's float
But, judge
Yes
In the case of the judgment whether it's a fake or not
Mr. Ijiri may have come in first
But it looked like he was licking his back
I'd like to ask Mr. Minato
How was it, Mr. Minato?
From his butt to his back
He licked it all at once
He licked you
I'm sorry
He licked the water on you
The water drop
Please show us your tongue
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
The person who is supporting us,
Mr. Ijiri Okada.
Don't call me Okada.
Okada. Okada.
I'm always Okada.
I'm always doing it.
I'm always Okada.
Okada is better.
I see.
So, the three of us are the only ones left.
I see.
I don't really call you Okada.
Okada.
Please focus on Okada.
Okada.
He is a legend.
Mr. Kato.
How many water drops do you want?
One.
One water drop.
Okada, go.
I don't know who will win.
I agree.
Shall we start?
You are watching the game.
It's a good game.
It's a pretty good game.
You seem to like this game.
I like this game.
You are the referee.
Please judge the game.
I will judge the game.
Please judge the game.
Let's start the game.
Music, start.
She is good at it.
She is licking it.
She is licking the air.
He's licking the float!
What's going on?
We don't know yet!
Tanaka, please.
But this is...
Tanaka, you've been hitting this so many times.
You've been hitting this so many times.
Are you angry?
Tanaka, please explain what just happened.
From where I was standing, it looked like a drone.
A drone?
From where I was standing, it looked like a drone.
It looked like it went in at the same time.
How was it, female judge?
How was it?
From where I was standing, it looked like a drone.
A female judge went in first.
And then, two of them went in together.
So, it's out!
The British are out.
I'd like to announce the winner!
What's with that judge?
Did you just make him a pro?
Stop it!
No. 4's boobs came out.
No. 4!
Why did your boobs come out?
There's a lot going on in this competition.
I'd like to officially announce this competition.
The winner is...
The Muscat team!
This can't be helped.
You have to judge the erotic part too.
Do we need a judge?
Do we need a judge for that?
Erotic is a crime.
You can't touch it.
Of course, I'll be the judge.
I thought I was safe.
Next time, please do it properly.
He's licking his back.
It's already time for the first event.
There are still more events.
The next event.
Let's move on to the next event.
First, please get ready for the next event.
Let's step back, everyone.
It's exciting, isn't it?
Can I have a towel?
You're sweating.
I'm sweating.
I'm sorry.
There are a lot of comments.
900,000 people are watching.
Thank you.
Tanaka is right.
Tanaka didn't say anything wrong.
I couldn't see Porori.
That's right.
The moment of Porori hasn't been shown on the screen yet.
That's good.
It's dangerous.
Judges, please be careful of Porori.
The camera hasn't caught up yet.
Tanaka is not bad.
What is it?
Porori is the most dangerous.
The judge's swimsuit is loose.
He must have lost weight.
That's not true.
He must have lost weight.
It was on the screen once.
Sasuka, how do you feel about winning the first game?
I want to keep winning like this.
You seem to be able to win.
How was it?
I saw a foul-looking face.
What did you see?
He rubbed his butt.
What did he rub?
He rubbed his lower body.
He rubbed his butt.
If you look closely, you can win.
But you still won.
Ejiri, what did you do?
Why did you press the exchange button?
It's transparent.
He's wearing white pants.
Yamamoto, please check if it's transparent.
It's out.
Ejiri's crotch is transparent.
Please check it.
Safe.
It's loose.
The referee said it's safe.
It's safe.
It's loose.
The referee said it's safe.
There are a lot of comments saying,
Okada, do your best.
How is the preparation?
Is it okay?
It's okay.
A little more.
It will take a little longer.
There are comments saying,
Okada, is it really safe?
Ejiri is out.
Tanaka, it's loose.
Tanaka is good.
Tanaka, the referee is not shaking.
Kano is not bad.
Are you the winner?
Kano is not bad.
I'm not on Twitter.
I'm not.
We are ready.
Let's move on to the next game.
Let's go.
Erodeo.
Atsushi, please explain the rules.
This is Erodeo.
One old man and one mascot.
One-on-one game.
Put lotion on the float.
How do you read this?
An old man with a mouthwash becomes a horse.
In short, it's a toothpaste.
An old man with a mouthwash becomes a horse.
The mascot must not be shaken by the old man.
The number of seconds you endure will be the point.
However, if you are shaken off without 10 seconds,
The old man wins and the old man team gets 10 points.
The mascot must endure more than 10 seconds.
The old man must shake off within 10 seconds.
The old man must not let go of both knees and hands.
If you raise your hand and stand up, you can easily drop it.
The knees and hands must be on the spot.
Shake your body and drop it.
The rules here are really strict.
I'm watching the judges.
I wonder what this game will be like.
Let's have Mr.Orakiyo do the demonstration.
The rules are important, so I'll show you how to do it.
I'll show you how to do it.
It's a mouthwash.
What are you going to do?
It's a nice in.
It was great.
It's a mouthwash.
It's a demonstration.
Let's go.
Is it okay if it's not a mouthwash?
Who is okay?
There are people like Kawagami and Minato.
It's a mouthwash.
It's a lotion.
There's one more.
Please get ready to follow the calls.
Let's start with Setsu.
And...
Let's start with Setsu.
Put on lotion.
You can hang it on your back as well.
And then...
Sit!
Sit.
Sit!
Ah, sit.
You have to hold it in front of you.
Hold it in front of you.
And then...
Set your back leg firmly on the back string.
Ready...
You're going to ride it.
It's long!
You're going to ride it.
Yes.
Try it.
Are you serious?
Can I call it?
Ready?
Ready...
Go!
Amazing!
That was...
2 seconds.
So, the men's team wins!
Wait, 2 seconds?
2 seconds!
Demonstration!
We have a slow version of this
It's not coming out right now
It's coming out in the future
It's amazing, but it's a bit old
So, what do you think?
Can I say something?
I'm going to go back, but what's a sexy beam?
That's a good one
It's not out yet
You're curious, right?
It's okay
It's cute
If the men's team wins the sexy beam, it's done
Let's go
Who's going?
What are you going to do, captain?
First, get on the horse
Minato looks strong
Minato
Why don't you be the captain?
Let's go
You want to go?
Let's go
I'm going
Asuka Kirara
Who's going to be the men's team?
I'm going
Are you okay?
What's wrong?
Can't you break your bones?
I'm okay
Really?
Don't be an ambulance
I'm going to choose Kaira
I'm not Kaira
I'm going to drop you
I'm okay
Let's go
This is going to work
I want points
First, get on the horse
I think women should hold on to the beam
That's right
If you're on the horse...
Wait
There's something coming out of your mouth
Close your mouth
What's that?
There's something coming out
Close your mouth
What is it?
Wait
The judge is watching
What is it?
There's something coming out
It's safe
Listen to the voice
It's safe
Sendo and...
Please
It's safe
Close your mouth
It's big
And
Lotion
Don't show your lotion
It's safe
Oh my
And?
It's safe
It's safe, right?
It's safe
It's okay, right?
It's a sheet
And
Asuka
Please hold it
It's okay
Hold it
Raigon
10 seconds
Raku-san, you should raise your butt
Wow, the jacuzzi is amazing
The jacuzzi
Let's go
Ready
Go!
Come on, come on, come on
Cringe!
Nutty!
The neck!
What did you do, judge?
What did you do?
It's a foul.
It was in his neck.
His mouth was...
That's because his jaw is weak.
Another judge!
What?
What is it?
What is the purpose?
Mr. Tanaka, please make an official announcement.
A rope for chewing was in his neck.
It's a foul.
Let's change men!
Which man do you choose?
Who's the man you want to change?
Which man do you choose?
The woman will choose.
Has Asuka changed?
What do you think of that?
It's dangerous if you go in too close.
That's right.
Not yet.
Let's hear the sound.
Set.
Go deeper.
Mata-san has a habit of going deeper.
I think I'm going to lose.
Make sure your teeth don't break.
Okay.
Lotion.
I think I'm going to lose.
Why can't you go forward a little more?
Wait a minute.
Do you want to change?
It's better to change, right?
Change.
I think I'm going to lose.
Mimata-san.
What's wrong?
My jaw hurts.
Is it big?
Let's take a break.
It's big.
I don't like big things.
You're just wearing lotion.
It's big.
It's okay, right?
It's okay.
Wait a minute.
Lotion hasn't arrived yet.
Erodeo.
The battle is still going on.
We're only doing a demonstration.
We've spent so much time.
That's right.
We've done the lotion.
Let's do it.
You're going deep.
I'm looking forward to this.
Lotion.
Good.
Nice lotion.
And.
Erodeo.
Raidon.
Wait a minute, everyone.
Raidon.
And.
Let's go.
Wait a minute.
Ready.
Oh my!
That was quite a rodeo!
It was a good rodeo!
It was a wonderful rodeo!
Nice rodeo!
Asuka-san!
Asuka-san, how was it?
Please be careful of your head.
It was so intense!
I just...
You just what?
I just...
I just drowned!
You drowned?
That's good.
It's okay to drown.
Be careful!
Now, we have a replay.
A replay?
Let's watch the replay.
Here's the replay.
Please watch.
How was it?
This is good.
It's good!
It's good.
It's a good rodeo.
It's the first one.
It's from here.
Wow!
It's the first one!
Nice rodeo!
How was it?
Kaguya had more replays.
Yes.
Kaguya had more replays.
The camera...
I think it's better if it's higher up.
The camera...
Oh, I see.
Please be careful with the camera.
Were you worried?
Yes, I was.
I was surprised to see the replay.
It was almost Kaguya.
That's true.
It was almost Kaguya.
It was all about Kaguya.
I was going to look at the moment when Kirara fell.
If Kirara was a swimmer, he would have fallen earlier.
Which camera is this?
It's a big traffic jam.
Let's be careful next time.
The first win is...
The Legend Team.
Who's next?
Let's go with Mitafuji.
Mitafuji.
Can you do it?
You have to do your best.
Can you do it?
You have to do your best.
For the team.
You have to do your best.
I'll do my best.
Mitafuji, please get ready.
Who is the Legend Team?
Please say Tanuki, Tanuki, Tanuki!
Tanuki, Tanuki, Tanuki!
Nice, nice, nice!
Nice!
Nice is good!
Yes!
Now, Mita-san, please.
Thank you!
Reisho, Reisho!
Take it, take it!
You can grab his hair.
Yes.
Oh!
He just put lotion on his face.
Reflection!
Scary!
Lotion!
He's licking the lotion!
Wait a minute!
Referee!
Um...
Right now...
Referee!
Right now...
Referee...
No, not the referee.
Kuro-chan...
Kuro-chan said lotion is good.
It's good.
It's still good.
That action...
It's lotion!
I heard lotion is good for your health.
Is that so?
I'm just worried that it's bad for your health.
But he said it's good for his body.
I guess it's a remodeling.
Then, please.
Here's the set.
It's like Kuroshio.
And...
Lotion!
Why did you put it in your mouth?
I ate it.
You drank too much.
It's a bad way to pour it.
You drank it.
It's a set.
It's a seat.
Seat.
And please stretch your legs a little more.
Raise your hips.
Straighten your back.
Okay, Mrs. Mita.
It's a set.
You drank too much.
Camera, please take a picture of Kuro-chan's face.
You drank too much.
What's wrong?
His eyes are bleeding.
Wait a minute.
He's eating it.
He can't eat it.
He's drooling.
Are you ready?
Kuro-chan, are you ready?
Are you ready?
Okay.
Please.
Are you ready?
Go!
Go! Go! Go!
What is it? What is it?
What is it?
Did something happen?
I fell down crying.
I didn't see it. I didn't see it.
Wait a minute.
I didn't see it.
Wait a minute.
What happened?
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
Let's do it one more time.
Go!
Kuro-chan!
It's over.
Kuro-chan.
It's over.
Take it off.
If you do more than that,
I'll bring the anesthesia.
He's surprised.
Take it off.
I'm more scared than anesthesia.
We're going to have a trial now.
First of all,
I'd like to see the replay.
I'm scared.
The judge must have seen it properly.
First of all, the replay.
Judge, please watch the replay.
Please.
It's good.
It's wonderful from here.
It's a good rodeo.
It's good.
It's good, isn't it?
It's good.
The replay was good.
It's good.
I'll show you the replay from here.
That's a strange position.
It's good.
Why?
It's good.
Why?
Oh, no.
The judge was watching, wasn't she?
She was.
Oh, my!
Oh, she's holding him.
Judge!
I don't know.
Judges!
I don't know if she's an amateur or not.
Judge, please.
You saw Tanaka's replay, didn't you?
Of course, I did.
Please tell us the result.
Nakaba Kuro-chan forced her to hold him.
But Kuro-chan is not a bad person.
So, the result is...
Safe!
What?
Please say it again.
Safe!
Kuro-chan did that.
She forced her to hold him.
Actually, she had to drop him without using her hands.
But she forced her to drop him with her hands.
But Kuro-chan is not a bad person.
So, the result is...
Safe!
That's weird.
In this situation, we need a female judge.
A female judge, please.
It's a biased judgment.
What do you think?
A biased judgment?
Yes.
It's a pet king.
A pet?
A pet king.
A pet?
A pet king.
A pet king?
A king.
A king?
No.
A pet king?
A king.
A pet king.
So?
So...
Do you know what it means?
A male judge forced her to hold him.
So, the male judge is out.
What?
She said it.
Oh, no.
Kuro-chan!
If you continue to do that, I'll bring a magic gun.
It's not moving.
I'll make a judgment.
Kuro-chan is out.
The winner is Isumatsu Katsu.
I'm sorry.
Mita-fujin did her best.
Mita-fujin.
How was it?
I felt so bad.
How was it?
How was Kuro-chan's back?
It was soft.
Was it soft?
It was.
What?
What is a sexy beam?
You're so persistent.
What?
You're so persistent.
It's not that.
It's Mita-fujin's turn.
What are you worried about?
It's Mita-fujin's turn.
The real one is out.
Maybe.
It's a sexy beam from the tail.
If you win.
Take it off.
What's wrong?
What have I been doing?
You don't remember?
I don't know.
Someone, get on me.
What are you talking about?
Get on me.
What are you talking about?
Get on me.
The last one.
The last one in the next match.
The last one?
Who wants to go first?
Yabu-chan.
I'll do my best.
Please.
Who wants to go first?
Yabu-chan.
Are you going?
Are you okay?
I'm okay.
But you added the drooling ball.
I washed it.
The lotion is okay.
I'll wash it with water.
Can you cling to me?
I'm a girl.
Are you going?
Is it okay if I don't have this?
It's okay if you don't have it.
Then you can go.
Really?
You're very sexy.
If you win, you can go.
Don't be scared.
Can you go in?
This is a good fight.
I can't see the future.
Kato-san, let's have 1 million viewers.
Thank you.
1 million viewers.
Yamamoto-san, 1 million people are watching this show.
If you're happy, let's do our best.
It hasn't been 24 hours yet, but 1 million people are watching.
Can you go in?
If you hear the sound, go in.
Let's hear the sound.
Set.
Lotion.
Slowly.
Wow!
Amazing!
Amazing, Yaguchi-chan!
Nice motion!
Look at his face!
Good!
Let's go!
Thank you, Shimei!
OK!
Here you go!
Which one do you want?
This one!
Thank you!
Ready...
Go!
Go, Yamaguchi!
How is it? How is it?
Let's check the replay.
This is a replay.
Please wait a moment.
You are checking something on the table.
Are you checking something on the table?
What's wrong?
Why are you checking on the table?
Is there something wrong?
Let's check the replay first.
Please.
This is good.
You look good.
Great!
The picture is good.
Let's check the replay.
You have a good face.
You have a good figure.
Yaguchi-san.
Yaguchi-san's movement.
You have a strong waist.
But this part is still stable.
It's stable.
It's a repeat.
What is this?
It's a repeat.
The tape is burnt.
I didn't expect it to be a repeat.
The replay is a repeat.
But the referee is watching.
The referee, please.
No matter who watches, the mascot team fell into the water first.
So, Yaguchi-chan won.
Yaguchi-chan won.
How about the women's referee?
How was it?
The mascot team fell into the water first.
So, it's out.
So, Yaguchi-chan won.
Yaguchi-chan won.
So, it's the same.
It's okay.
Yaguchi-chan won.
So, it's okay.
So, it's the same.
Stop it.
It has nothing to do with us.
The referee is doing it on his own.
It has nothing to do with us.
When the camera changes, it becomes something.
What is that?
Be careful, referee.
It's a diamond.
I don't want to pay attention to the referee.
The referee's opinion is the same.
The Legend Team wins!
We did it.
Kato-san, the battle so far has been very exciting.
Let's sum up the scores so far.
So far, the Mascot Team has 25 points.
And the Legend Team has 20 points.
We lost.
Before we move on to the next match, let's have a commercial break.
Aim for the goal!
Yamamoto Soccer!
Tsushi-san, please explain the rules.
In the middle of the pool, there's a floating gokuraku- tonbu, Mr. Yamamoto.
Mr. Yamamoto's ball is pushed together by the Oji- san team and the Muscat team to score their own goals.
The Muscat team has 6 people, the Oji-san team has 3 people.
In 3 minutes and a half, you can score 10 points for each goal.
3 minutes and a half, right?
3 minutes in the first half, 3 minutes in the second half, and you can change members.
Mr. Yamamoto, you're going to be the ball now.
I'm going to play the ball without thinking.
You're just going to play the ball?
The ball is Mr. Yamamoto.
Mr. Yamamoto, the referee will put the ball in the center.
I'll give you 1 million yen.
I'll give it to Wase James Dean Endo Shozo-san.
Tsushi-san, please comment.
Cute Yamamoto is playing the ball.
Mr. Ball, you should change your name to Ball Yamamoto.
Yaguchi Tekkateka.
If you look at it from here, that's what happens.
I couldn't see the important part.
This is what a late-night show is like.
Thank you.
It's called me and the late-night show.
Take back the late-night show.
It's been so long, but we've only introduced two games.
There are still more games, so let's keep going.
How about the ball?
It's hard to be Ball Yamamoto.
Please be Ball Yamamoto.
Please set it up.
Are you okay?
Is there a comment saying, Ball-san, do your best?
Ball Yamamoto-san was born.
Ball-san, don't you take off your bibs?
I'll take it off.
I miss this naked feeling.
I wish I had a lotion.
I can't take off my bibs by myself.
I can't take off my bibs.
Is that okay?
I can't help it.
I can't see anything from here.
Don't worry.
I'm in.
You know.
Thank you.
Now, I'd like you to choose your team members.
All the women first.
Six people.
Two people, four people, six people.
Who will go?
I'll go.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Then, please come in.
The winner.
Yes.
All of you.
There are six people.
Please come in.
Yes.
Let's go.
Now, the men's team.
Yes.
What about the men's team?
Let's go.
We haven't done anything yet.
Okada-san and Miyu-san.
It's Izuri-san.
Okada-san, are you okay?
I changed.
Did you change?
Please check the camera.
Are you okay?
I'm wearing black.
Your underwear is black.
It's okay.
Your underwear is black.
I'm busy.
Izuri-san, are you okay?
It's okay.
Izuri-san, are you okay?
It's okay.
It's safe.
It's totally okay.
It's okay, right?
Now.
What?
Now, please.
Is it okay?
Number 4.
That's good.
Is it okay?
It's okay.
It's 3 minutes.
You can score a goal in 3 minutes.
The first half is 3 minutes.
The second half is 3 minutes.
Let's go.
I can't do it.
Go! Go! Go!
Push! Push!
Okada! Okada!
Okada!
Which one is attacking which one?
Come on! Push!
You are going to be pushed!
Go!
Which one?
Muscat goal!
Goal!
Muscat goal!
Referee!
Was Muscat the goal just now?
What's going on?
A man tore his underwear.
What?
A man tore his underwear.
What's going on?
Please bring him here.
What's this?
Can I have a look?
What's this?
Who is this?
Come here.
I don't know yet.
Please come here.
Look at the ball.
Can I have a look?
Where is this?
It's not here.
Please check the back.
It's not here.
Where is it?
It's like a man tore his underwear.
There is another man.
Where is Mikami?
No.
And Shiro is...
Can you bring Okada here?
Okada's Shiro?
Okada's Shiro.
It's possible.
Okada's Shiro.
She is different.
Okada's Shiro.
She is different.
It's okay.
Okada, please lie down.
Please lie down.
Okada's Shiro.
It's different.
How is it?
Please look at the back.
It's different.
Who is it?
It's not anyone.
Where did this cloth come from?
It's a ball, Momoto.
Where did this come from?
When I noticed it, it was on my leg.
On your leg?
Yes.
When I noticed it, it was on my leg.
Maybe you did something when you got sick.
But the swimsuit is not torn.
Do you want to wear this?
Please.
It's a ball.
It's a mark.
Do you want to calm down?
Yes.
Do you want to calm down?
I see.
Babies often add towels.
That will calm you down.
That's good.
Please put it in the goal.
What was the goal now?
It's a mark.
I saw the Muscat team was attacking here.
Yes.
How was it?
It looked like an offside.
What?
It looked like an offside.
I saw the Muscat team was attacking here.
Yes.
Is that a rule?
It's not a rule.
What was the goal?
It's a Muscat goal.
I think the men's team is a bit weak.
What is it?
I want Takura-kun or Endo-kun.
Endo-kun.
Endo-san.
Rise up.
I'm getting ready.
I like it.
I like girls.
That person...
Let's go.
I like girls.
Ready.
Start.
Go for it!
Endo-kun.
The ball is...
Wait a minute.
Please wait a minute.
Ms. Subu, please represent us.
The ball is hitting her leg.
It's pinching her neck.
Pinching her?
It's pinching her?
The ball is hitting Kawakami's head.
We have to ask the referee!
No, no!
Before the referee...
What's going on, Ms. Subu?
The ball is pinching Kawakami's head with her leg.
The ball is hitting her leg.
Ms. Endo, what's going on?
The ball is not doing that.
It's not doing that?
The ball is hitting my head with my leg.
It's not doing that.
Ms. Endo, what's going on?
It's not doing that.
What's going on?
Stop it!
Why are you coming out?
She's not moving.
Judge!
If you do it again, I'll fire you.
Hold it down.
What's going on?
It's strange that you're coming out without doing anything.
It's a violation.
There's nothing.
What do you mean by the judge is violating?
There's nothing.
The truth is...
What is it?
It has to be the judge's rule.
You haven't moved a step since then.
Don't move.
It's strange that you're coming out like that.
The waves are high.
What is it?
The waves are coming.
Is that so?
It looks like it's hot.
Is that a violation?
No, it's not a violation.
It's not a violation.
Play on!
Ready, set, go!
One minute left.
Oh, my God.
One minute left.
I got it.
What's going on?
What's going on, Sue-moo?
Sue-moo, Mr. Ball was playing with the white cloth just now.
Mr. Moriyama.
Yes.
Please say a word to what you're playing now.
I didn't do anything.
I think it's a mistake that the float is shaking because it's being pushed.
By the way, where is the white cloth?
What is it?
It just happened to be here.
Is there a replay?
Replay.
There's no replay.
It's okay.
Why?
It's okay.
Half-time.
It's half-time.
Each team, please go back to your place and have a strategy meeting.
So far, the Muscat team is leading 1-0.
Now, Mr. Kato, in the meantime, 1.2 million people have won.
That's great.
Thank you very much.
I think the world is going to change.
That's right.
On the contrary, I think it's healthy.
That's right.
I thought everyone was waiting.
On the contrary, I thought it was a healthy competition.
With this as a trigger, the variety world will be revived again.
There's a chance.
That's right.
Really.
I want to do it.
I want to win again.
Is the legend team ready?
Members?
Yes.
Strategy.
It seems that the players can be replaced.
That's right.
Muscat.
Kamishio-chan, go.
Kamishio-chan.
I'm going to do my best today.
I'm not good.
I'm fast.
Kamishio-san.
Kamishio-chan.
Kuro-chan, are you going?
Kuro-chan.
I'm going.
Go.
Go, Kuro-chan.
Kuro-chan, look closely.
Do you have toothpaste?
Toothpaste.
This.
Thank you very much.
Well then,
The engine will start.
You have to put out the horsepower with this.
If you do this, it will become a beast.
It's a monster.
Did you go? Did you lose?
Wow, it's strong.
I can't see the end.
Drink it.
Don't drink the beer.
I'll show you.
Judges, please stop.
It's still half-time.
Half-time.
Judges, please stop.
Don't do that!
Shunpa, Shunpa, Shunpa!
Shunpa!
Shunpa, Shunpa!
What's going on?
I want you to be worried.
Could you please stop her?
What happened?
Kuro-chan was rampaging.
Could you please stop her?
Was she rampaging?
She was rampaging.
You don't work during half-time, do you?
Half-time?
It's half-time, but I think the pitch needs a bit of morality.
She was rampaging.
She was really scared.
Could you please stop her?
Why?
Why did you do that?
Endo-san!
Time up!
Is the game over?
It was starting!
The game is over!
It was starting!
The game is over!
This game is over!
The whistle was blown!
This game is over!
It was starting!
Can you do it?
Let's go!
Monster, can you do it?
I really want to end the game!
The mascots will attack over there!
The old men's team will attack over here!
Let's go!
Ready!
Kuro-chan, go!
Go, go!
Kuro-chan, go!
Get Kuro-chan!
Kuro-chan, go!
What is that?
What kind of creature is that?
Goal!
What's wrong?
Wait!
Goal!
What's wrong, Su-moo-san?
That's right.
First of all, Endo-san was attacking our leader.
That's not true!
And then, Ball-san...
Yes, yes.
In front of the leader...
He pushed him away.
I didn't do that.
What?
The leader...
He put his crotch on my face.
You can't do that!
Ball-san...
Ball-san?
Ball-san didn't do anything.
He put his crotch on my face.
What?
Of course Ball-san didn't do that.
Because Ball-san can't move.
Ball-san is stuck.
Ball-san's legs...
You haven't been touched at all.
Why are you talking so much?
I want you to say that you want to be touched.
That's right. You haven't been touched, but you keep complaining.
I'm fighting.
Ryo-san, you're scary.
I'll say it in a special way.
Wait a minute.
Ball-san...
What is it?
You saw it, didn't you?
Ball-san...
Wait a minute.
Ball-san...
What is that?
It looks like a white cloth.
It's not a white cloth.
It looks like a white cloth.
Time is up.
I was strangled.
It's not like that.
Please explain it to us.
Well...
I was strangled by this white cloth.
I was strangled.
Can you be quiet?
I was watching.
She's listening.
I was watching.
She's listening.
Can you write it down?
I can't.
Okada-san, can you write it down?
I can't.
Okada-san can't write it down.
I have something to ask Ball-Yamamoto.
I am a fair ball-spinning player.
I got the chance to bat by accident.
But I am a ball-spinning player.
Referee, please.
Did you hear what he said?
We have a split opinion.
Ball-Yamamoto didn't do anything.
And the woman was pulled in.
She was pulled in by the white cloth.
First of all, the ball doesn't have a will.
We can't think that the ball is doing something.
It's irregular.
The ball moves irregularly.
But it's not possible because the ball has a will.
The spin?
I think the spin is only on the ball.
The irregular spin.
Is it common?
It's common in table tennis.
I think it's just a coincidence.
It's not.
It's a blur ball.
You heard it, right?
It's a blur ball.
It's just a blur ball.
It's a blur ball.
Does anyone complain about the blur ball in a soccer game?
No one.
The blur ball is a daily commotion in soccer.
Of course, there are some tournaments where the blur ball happens.
No one complained about it, right?
No one.
Can you look at the camera again?
Where?
You like the camera, don't you?
About this game...
About this game, the blur ball...
He's not used to saying the blur ball.
About this game, the blur ball happened.
The blur ball happened.
The blur ball.
I got it.
It's a blur ball.
It can't be helped.
It's a blur ball.
What is it?
Look at me with a perverted look.
You'll be punished for that.
It's a ball.
It's a ball, but look at me with a perverted look.
I'll tell you this.
You'll never get it.
Really.
Look at me with a perverted look.
No.
One more time.
There's only one minute left.
Let's go.
If you don't change it, I'll change it.
It's like this.
It's one-on-one.
Do you want to change it?
Do you want to go?
Do you want to change it?
I'll go.
Shumei, please go up.
Shumei, go up.
I'm getting excited.
I don't want to.
I'll do it.
No.
I'll go.
No.
Take it out.
No.
Gracious!
I'm sorry.
KURO-chan, what's the position?
The position.
Tell me your name!
HMHMHMH!
That's scary.
Everyone, it's time to lose!
Let's go!
It's time to lose!
Continue!
It's a handball!
Goal!
It's a goal!
That's weird!
You were definitely watching, right?
You were watching the match, right?
Yasuka-san, please.
You don't do ball pitches, do you?
No, but I think there's something that science can't explain.
I've been cutting it all the time, and now I'm hiding a white one in my crotch.
What? You've been cutting it all the time?
Please explain what you mean by cutting it all the time.
I've been hitting it with cloth, and now I'm hiding a white one in my crotch.
Where is it? Where is it?
I'm hiding a white one in my crotch.
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
What is this?
Why is it getting bigger?
Why is the white one getting bigger?
It's getting bigger.
It's getting bigger than before.
It's not getting bigger.
It's getting bigger.
Why is it getting bigger?
What kind of magic?
It's been drifting.
It's been drifting?
It's been drifting.
Well, it's such a big pool.
But was that a goal or no goal?
What?
I'm not listening.
When you hear you say,
Well,
I looked like I was in the goal, but was it a goal or no goal?
If you look like you're in the pool,
Is this a goal?
It's a goal.
It's a goal, right?
Is this a goal?
Kato-san, the number of goals is already a record.
The Legend Team won by 2-1.
The last one was a foul.
Why do you have a mic?
It was a foul.
Atsushi-san, please explain the points.
The score so far is...
The Muscat Team has 35 points.
The Legend Team has 40 points.
What is it?
I'll ask for the viewers.
What is a sexy beam?
It's easy to do.
You just have to be ready.
I don't know what's going on.
You just have to be ready.
Get ready for the sexy beam.
I'll prepare for the next one.
It's a commercial break.
There are various claims.
I'd like you to say a word.
Kawakami-san, what do you think?
It's a very sexy storm.
What do you mean?
There's a lot of our heads in the ball.
It's strange, isn't it?
What about you?
I haven't seen the referee at all.
Are you angry with the referee?
I'm sorry I missed all the fouls.
I was just trusting him.
What about you?
It's a very sexy storm.
It's like being hugged.
Who is it?
Is it a monster?
Are you crying?
I haven't been in a game.
You haven't been in a game, have you?
This person hasn't been in a game.
I'm not in a game.
You're doing something behind the scenes, aren't you?
I'm not in a game.
You're touching your butt behind the scenes, aren't you?
I'm not touching my butt.
It's about behind the scenes.
I don't know anything about that.
You're touching your butt behind the scenes, aren't you?
Don't touch your butt behind the scenes.
It's a foul.
You're looking at me in a very sexy way.
I don't think so.
What about you?
We're here because we can't touch it.
Kuro-chan is in a bad mood.
You haven't touched it, have you?
Where did you touch it?
It's around my side.
Did you touch it?
I just improved the flow of my lymph.
You're touching it, aren't you?
I was in a bad mood.
You're touching it, aren't you?
I didn't touch it. I just touched it.
It's been a long time.
You can't touch it.
Don't touch it.
It's a game, so don't touch it.
What do you think?
You're a youkai, but don't use cowardly hands.
How many youkai are there?
There are about three.
It's the most disgusting.
It's not disgusting. It's human.
If you wrap it around your neck, you'll look like a Buddhist monk.
After a hard training.
I'm not a monk.
Be a monk.
What do you think?
I don't know if Kuro-chan will lose her mind if she eats that weird thing.
That's scary.
Don't do that to Yei-chan.
You're a youkai.
It's terrible.
I'm not a youkai.
That's cute.
Thank you.
You look like Kitaro No. 12.
What do you think?
Don't be a youkai.
Your hobby is to be a youkai.
What do you think?
It's just disgusting.
You're shaking.
It's disgusting.
You have to compete.
We're here to sing seriously.
I heard that if you win, you can sing.
Let's end this.
The legend team will win this.
Let's do a little more.
What do you want to hear?
Let's do a little more.
Why?
I don't know the meaning of sexy beam.
It's okay if you win.
Wait a minute.
I'll ask the girls here.
Are you going to stop?
Are you going to do it?
Please answer if you want to do it or not.
I'll do it.
Let's do it.
We're going to win, so let's get ready.
What do you mean?
Are you going to do it?
Of course.
But why?
We're really going to win.
You can't do it.
People on TV want to hear the new song.
If you say it's dangerous, let's end it.
Let's do it.
Don't do it.
Let's defend the old man.
Don't do it.
Two old men are in the pool.
They are defending in the dry area of the pool.
Five mascots will go to the dry area with a rugby ball from the edge of the pool.
If you can try to defend, you'll get 10 points.
But you can't touch your hands.
Use the side steps like basketball defense.
You can't touch your hands.
Three minutes.
If you can defend, you'll get 10 points.
That's the rule.
Five mascots will go to the dry area.
Who will go?
Captain.
Azuka.
Su-Bu.
She comes out every time.
Kamishio.
Yes.
And Hikukyuapu.
Hikukyuapu.
Guess.
Please go.
What will the men's team do?
Ayaguchi-chan.
Me and...
The old man team.
The little old man team.
I'm in the old man team.
Kuro-chan and...
Ijiri-san.
Let's go.
You can't touch your hands.
Don't touch your hands.
If you can't, go to the dry area.
Go, go, go, go, go.
You have to go over the red line.
There's a lot of water.
You can do it.
Let's go.
Ready.
Oh, nice defense! Nice defense!
Ide-san, nice defense!
Oh, it's too strong!
Too strong!
Too strong! Too strong!
What's going on?
What's going on, Kuro-chan?
What's going on?
She didn't put her hand out.
What's going on?
I can see a little touch.
Shinpa!
Can you explain what that is?
First of all, one by one.
As it is.
I'm not really using my hands.
It's not a violation.
Does that mean she went up by herself?
No.
She came down from below.
Did you use your hands?
You didn't.
I'm nervous.
This is a violation.
So, this is all right.
What about this?
She didn't put her hand out.
What about this?
She didn't.
I didn't.
I didn't put my hand out.
It's the same.
She didn't put her hand out.
So her legs are okay?
It's not her hands.
That's true.
Her hands are out, but not her hands, so it's safe.
It's safe, right?
It looks like it's out, but it's safe, right?
It's safe.
So she has to run away from here?
She has to run away.
So she has to run away from here?
She has to run away.
Can we have a member check?
Tamura, let's go.
Ryo, where are you going?
Okada, let's go.
Okada is tired.
Where are we?
Ryo is sexy.
The masked team has 2 tries.
What's going on?
I can hear something.
I'm scared.
This is not a game at all.
Let's continue.
Ready.
I'm scared.
Pull her.
I'm scared.
Go.
I'm scared.
She is taking him.
She is carrying him.
Go.
Nice.
Go.
One minute left.
Why?
No, no.
I don't feel anything.
Okay, it's over.
Let's check.
Let's move on to the mascot team.
One try.
Two try.
You're counting well.
Mascot team.
Three try!
Wait, the ball is back.
It's back.
No, no, no.
It's not back.
It's back.
It's not back.
Maybe it hit the bar.
The bar.
And...
Legend team.
One defense.
You're counting well.
Legend team.
Two defense.
So...
Mascot team wins!
That's how you count.
That's right.
That's the rule.
Mascot team wins.
That's what happened.
Mascot team is strong!
Let's look at the scores so far.
So far...
Mascot team has 65 points.
And Legend team has 60 points.
That's how it is.
We did it.
It's the last two matches.
Two more?
I see.
I'm looking forward to it.
There are a lot of comments.
Kato, you're tired.
This is the peak.
Do your best now.
I'm tired of this project.
I want someone to take it off.
Atsushi is no good.
If you're going to complain, don't look.
There are a lot of comments.
I was interested in the same thing.
I'm a little tired.
There are two more.
But I'm still watching.
Something is going to happen.
It's amazing to continue with this tension.
Thank you.
I'm still waiting for your comments.
The next game is
Onsen vs. Muscat
Kiba battle
In the swimming competition, the Kiba battle is a one- on-one battle.
I think it will be much more advantageous to win here.
Four people will make a Kiba in a group.
If you lose, you lose.
The remaining team will receive 15 points.
It's a simple game.
Both teams will make a Kiba.
I'm worried.
I'm not going to force you now.
Can you do it?
I understand.
Please make a Kiba.
How many Kibas can you make?
One Kiba?
Two Kibas.
It's a two-on-two battle.
Four people will make a Kiba in a group.
Are you okay?
Muscat team
Can you make a Kiba?
Can you do it?
I'll do it.
Kiba battle
Endo is the leader
Everyone is worried about the color of the water
There are a lot of comments saying that the water is dirty
It's okay
Asuka, what is it?
I think Kiba is strong
Who is Kiba?
I want Kiba to join our team
I see
What do you think?
Yamamoto-san is left, right?
Can Yamamoto-san join the mascot team Kiba?
Me?
I want Yamamoto-san to join the mascot team
I'm sorry to ask you suddenly
I'm weak, please let me join
Yamamoto-san is left, right?
Yamamoto-san is in the center position
Yamamoto-san is left, right?
In the center position, it's like a bus
Come in
Alright
Yamamoto-san, please join the Kiba
Yamamoto-san will be the mascot team Kiba
I want to see the sexy beam
Yabu-chan's sexy beauty.
Don't put the rubber band on your chin.
Can I?
You'll get pulled.
Don't pull your hair.
Are you ready?
Where should I put it?
It's amazing.
It's on your head.
Excuse me.
Do you want me to put it on your head?
Can you put it on my head?
Mr.Yamamoto.
Mr.Yamamoto, are you putting it on your head?
No, I'm not.
I'm doing it seriously.
Don't you put it on your head?
I'm doing it seriously.
My heart is...
I'm doing it seriously.
Let's do it.
It can't be helped.
It's a fang.
It can't be helped.
Let's do it.
Ready.
It's a two-on-two game.
The white team is in the lead.
Now, this is...
He's shaking.
He's shaking his head.
Excuse me.
What's wrong?
Stop! Stop!
Stop for a moment.
It's amazing, isn't it?
You put in unnecessary movements.
What do you mean?
Like this.
Unnecessary.
Unnecessary for my space.
I'll give you a signal.
We don't need it.
Wait a minute.
I'll give you a signal.
What's that?
It's a fang.
Can you look at the back?
It's like Endo-san is doing it.
It's a secret.
Rakkyo-san is trying to take a bath, not a hat.
No, no.
Excuse me.
It's not a hat.
It's a boob from the beginning.
No, no.
Occasionally, like this.
No, no.
Rakkyo-san.
What did you do now?
I was going to take a picture like this, but it turned out like this.
It's a hat.
Please say it's a hat.
Did you see it now?
What?
What did you do?
What are you talking about?
Rakkyo-san touched it.
You touched it.
I was going to take a picture like this, but it turned out like this.
It turned out like this.
Why?
I don't know if it's fast or not.
It's safe.
Slowly.
What are you doing?
What? What? What?
You can't do that.
You can't move around like that.
Make a proper fang.
Put it down once.
You're moving around with your back neck.
You're not doing it properly.
Make a proper fang.
Don't push the stick.
Put your feet on your hands.
From the bottom.
It starts from here.
What's wrong?
It's not moving.
It's moving.
Stop.
I can see what's wrong.
Do it seriously.
The stick is moving.
That's all.
Let's continue.
That's all.
Let's stop it.
Ready.
That's not it!
Wow!
Wait!
Oh!
Wow!
You're cheating!
Tako-san!
It's midnight!
You're cheating!
I'm sorry!
That can't be helped, Lucky-san.
That was the first half.
I'm a senpai, but I did my best.
That was the first half.
I'm happy!
Show me.
He's chewing something.
He is.
He's chewing something.
He's chewing it.
He's chewing, right?
It's panda.
It's panda?
It's not panda!
You've got it wrong.
It's panda, right?
Panda's the type to dong intimidating stuff.
I'm not a panda.
It's either chewing or not chewing.
We haven't seen it, so we have no choice but to leave it to you.
Shinpa! Shinpa!
Look at this.
It's peeled off.
Kanda! Kanda!
Why are you here?
Kanda! Kanda!
What are you doing?
Kibasen!
Are you Kanda?
I'm not a panda!
Look at this.
He's not a panda.
Thank you.
Shinpa!
He's not a panda.
What's the final result?
Well...
The mascot team wins.
Yay!
The mascot team also wins.
Yay!
Well, we've seen it.
He's happy.
He's just happy.
Don't do that.
Why?
He's been purring all the time.
It's over.
You don't like it anymore, do you?
Please put it down.
You want me to put it down, don't you?
You're doing it alone, aren't you?
Oh, my.
What did you do?
He's licking the inside of my thighs.
What did you do?
I'm not a panda.
I'll announce it.
He's not a panda.
We all know that.
The mascot team wins.
Thank you very much!
What are you doing?
The place is a bit messy.
Everyone, the place is a bit messy.
Please do your best in the competition.
I'm sure you're all tired.
Judges, the place is a bit messy.
Please take a good look at it.
The judges are so clumsy.
Please do your best.
Let's do one more round.
One more time.
Please do your best.
We'll do our best.
Everyone, please prepare your fangs.
This may be the last battle.
Everyone, please prepare your fangs.
One more! One more!
One more!
It's over! It's over!
Master!
What's the result?
Asuka Kirara...
I'm curious about the result.
First, Tanaka-san, please.
Please, over there.
I think the wasabi team won.
And the women's judge, please.
Wasabi team won!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
What are you doing?
No way!
No, no!
What are you doing?
Master!
What are you doing?
No way!
There's no way!
Who won?
I won!
Stop it!
It's so easy.
And you have a good father.
A beautiful father.
You have a beautiful father.
We have nothing to do with it.
She did it on her own.
It's just that the size of her swimsuit didn't match.
Please forgive me.
I'm sorry.
The winner is...
The Muscat team!
Now, Kato-san, let's move on.
The final match...
This place is starting to run out of oxygen
This is the last match
This is a swimming relay match
It's better if it's quick
Atsushi-san, please explain the rules
This is a 3 on 3 relay swimming relay match
Since it's here, it's a relay
However, as a handicap, the Muscat team can disturb the Ojiisan team
The team that wins in the end gets 40 points
We can turn the tables
We don't need it
What are you saying?
Isn't 40 points too much?
We don't know until the end
Can I ask a final question?
What is it?
What is a suponpon sexy beam?
It's fine
We don't know
We'll know soon
We'll know if we win
Feel the words
We'll know if we lose
We won't know if we win
We won't know either
We'll just have to wait
We'll know if we win
We'll just have to win
You want to know, right?
You want to know what a suponpon sexy beam is, right?
We'll just have to win
It's fine if we win
We'll do it if we win
Then, who will go?
It's a 3 on 3
Who will go?
Mikami-san
I'll go
Mikami-san
Who's the second?
Second
Third
Anka
I'll go
She's strong
This is how it is
The members are decided
3 people
3 pose
Yamao-san will go
These three.
Anka.
We have no choice but to go.
Let's go.
This is a real swimming battle.
It's back swimming.
Back swimming.
You have experience in swimming, right?
Yes, I do.
I'm also the captain of the team.
Really?
You're good.
You're good at it.
How about you, Miwato?
I'm not good at it.
I can do it.
Can you swim well?
I'll try.
Are you sure?
I'm very fast.
I'm a top batter.
However,
the mascot team
doesn't want to disturb the male team.
They don't want to disturb the team.
So, I want you to swim
as fast as you can.
Are you sure?
Do you have anything to say?
Please do your best.
I want to know.
If you win,
I'll give you a sexy beam.
If the team wins,
I'll sing a song.
Please get ready.
Let's go.
I'm the first batter.
I'm the second batter.
I'll go over there.
The anchor and...
The first batter and the anchor
go over there.
The anchor will start.
The anchor will go over there.
You don't turn around.
The female team
has to disturb the team.
I'll do my best.
Why do you have it?
That's right.
Can you go over there?
The female team has to go over there.
That's right.
No basalo.
You'll get hurt.
Oh my.
Are you okay?
It was like a first swim.
It's okay to go over there.
You're the first batter.
TATO, pieces
※They have to go over there for the first batter.
It's in the way.
It's not good?
You don't have to push it off.
It'
You can't hit him.
You can't hit him?
No, no, no.
You can't?
You can just hit him.
You can't throw him.
Tadaka-san, is it okay for women to do this?
Are you listening to the rules I read?
It's a hand-to-hand fight.
You're suddenly shaking.
Okay, safe.
Let's start.
It's starting from there.
The decision will be made soon.
You have to get in the way of the opponent.
Here we go.
On one.
What's going on?
I was about to crouch.
You were about to crouch?
Your butt...
Give me a break.
You can go in.
Look this way.
Tadaka-san, go over there.
Okay.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Get ready.
Let's go.
On one.
One more time.
Go, go, go.
Over there.
Go, go, go.
Watch out, watch out, watch out.
Ha, ha, ha.
Go, go, go.
Is it over?
It's over.
It was a quick win.
It was quick.
You did it.
I did.
I was so confused at the swimming competition.
I saw it for the first time.
It was a miracle.
Who is the smartest one?
It's me.
Mr. Mimata.
You two had the same power.
You thought you couldn't move forward.
It was so hard.
Mr. Mimata was in the way.
I didn't know.
It was a beautiful victory.
However,
the winner is
Miss Muscat!
If you did a front flip, you'd win.
That's right. We lost.
It's good that we didn't get in the way.
That's right. It was a nice interruption.
Now, all the competitions have ended!
The winner is...
We'll have a commercial break!
Thank you for the hard work!
He didn't say it!
Everyone, thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your hard work!
Thank you for your long time!
It was a wonderful battle!
Kuro-chan, how was it?
It was really fun!
I wish this time would last forever!
Uncle!
Why only me?
Because you were having fun.
It was fun.
Leader, Asuka-san.
Asuka-san.
How was it?
It was unpleasant, but I was able to overcome it.
I was able to sing.
It was a great experience.
I'm sorry, I haven't announced the results yet.
You idiot!
From now on...
I'm listening, you idiot!
From now on, I'll make you cry.
I'll make you cry.
Who won?
I'm curious.
It's time to announce the final results.
Yaguchi-san!
Yes!
Yaguchi-san, too.
Yes.
I'm ready.
You did your best with Lotion.
Yes.
But at the end...
If there's a reversal...
I'll do the sexy beam.
That's right.
I have no choice.
Can you show us a little bit?
What is the normal sexy beam?
I'll do it.
Sexy beam!
That's good.
This is the sexy beam.
This is the normal one.
What will happen if it's a reversal?
I don't know either.
That's right.
You might know after this.
That's right.
Now, I'll announce the final results.
Team Ebisumasukatsu...
135 points!
The legend team is...
60 points!
Team Ebisumasukatsu wins!
We did it!
Congratulations!
We did it!
We won!
We all beat the legend team!
We did it!
We'll sing a song!
Right?
There were hard times, right?
It was very hard.
They even showed us their tears.
Team Ebisumasukatsu did it.
It was great.
What is it?
Can you look at my partner's legs?
They're shaking.
It's cold.
It's cold when you go up.
They're shaking.
They're too tired.
Sorry.
I'm worried.
They're shaking.
Judges, when you go up,
you can tell how big they are.
What's wrong, judges?
It's cold, right?
But you have to match the size of your swimsuit.
We'll do it next time.
It comes off easily.
He lost weight.
You have to buy the best size.
Yamamoto-san lost.
That's right.
Our members...
I think I worked too hard in Kiba.
That's right.
I think I worked too hard in Kiba.
That's what I think.
He's a very cool character.
I was wondering how hard I was working.
I'm sorry for the sexy beam.
I'm sorry.