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Tonight's O-Nemasu is...
We will now begin the press conference for The Match-Itch 2022.
First, we have a message from Kayoko Okubo, the executive director of The Match-Itch 2022.
Ms. Kayoko Okubo, thank you.
July 29, 2022.
The first match of the century, The Match-Itch.
This is the official delivery date.
It's been 7 years since it was first announced.
It's finally here.
I asked Mr. Abema to broadcast it on pay-per-view,
but he said no.
So, we'll do it on no-pay-per-view.
However, Mr. Abema thought it was a bad idea,
so he extended the frame by 30 minutes.
So, we'll do it on no-pay-per-view, no-New York.
As for the rules, this time, we'll play the strongest move,
the Gepu Shingu rule.
If you hit each other while you're drunk,
the first person to Gepu is the loser.
Whether you win or lose, it'll be a cruel Gepu.
Please look forward to it.
Thank you, Ms. Okubo.
Next, we'll announce the match cards.
Please look forward to it.
The Match Itch 2022.
We've prepared a series of matches that everyone knows about.
The first match is the 48.0kg contract.
Yuki Yoshizawa vs. Rin Matsuoka.
It's a match of fate between two people who fought for no reason.
What do you think, Yoshizawa?
I came here to fight today, so I'm going to crush him.
Shut up.
You can crush him, can't you?
What are you doing?
I'll kill you.
You're a kid.
I'll crush you.
I'll kill you.
You're a kid.
Yoshizawa.
Please calm down.
I'll kill you.
The match hasn't started yet.
Please stop.
It's dangerous.
Are you okay?
I understand how you feel.
Since the rehearsal went well, let's take a break and try again.
Both of you have become stiff.
Let's move on to the second match.
The second match is the 52.5kg contract.
Natsuki vs. Sae Kanzaki.
It's a match between Kyoto and Osaka.
The third match is the 48.8kg contract.
Ishioka vs. Kijima Airi.
A fool and a fool will finally settle things.
Will the fool win or will the fool win?
Whether you win or lose, you're a fool.
The fourth match is the digest candidate contract.
Kurosawa vs. Yamagishi Aika.
It's a match between Yamagishi and Kurosawa.
I hope Kurosawa doesn't digest the match.
The fifth match is the Tokushima Uzushi contract.
Fujiwara vs. Kobayashi Yamen Hiromi.
It's a match between Kobayashi and Yamen.
The main event is the 48.0kg contract.
The winner of the fifth match is Kurosawa Kazuko.
The main event is the match between Kobayashi and Fujiwara.
This match is the only real boxing match.
It's a real fight.
Kurosawa lost 48kg for this match.
How do you feel, Kurosawa?
This is the first time I've heard that I'm going to fight in a boxing match.
I didn't know that.
You didn't know that?
I was just told to drop it.
I'll do my best.
I'll show you who's the strongest.
The match will be held when all the mascots graduate.
For the future of mascots.
It's the beginning of the end.
Let's start the official weigh-in for The Match 2022.
The participants are Okubo Kayoko.
I understand.
First, Kobayashi Yame Hiromi vs. Fujiwara Akino.
Kobayashi will weigh in first.
Kobayashi, 46.3 kg.
Clear.
Fujiwara.
Fujiwara, your shoes are dirty.
Do you want to throw them away?
Don't throw them away.
You don't usually wear them, do you?
I'll wear them this time.
Did you pick them up?
I got them.
Let's start.
Fujiwara.
The match will be held when all the mascots graduate.
50.3kg!
Clear!
It's 50kg.
That's right.
It's over 50kg.
It's over 50kg, but...
It doesn't matter.
Yes.
So both of you are clear.
Yes.
Please go back to the match.
It's clear.
Yes.
Let's continue.
Kijima versus Ishioka.
Thank you very much.
Now...
A low-level fighting pose.
What's going on?
What's this?
Is this a Nintendo Switch two-player game?
What is this?
Please face the front.
Now, look at each other.
It's moving.
I don't even know how to hold my fist.
Do your best.
I'm not stupid.
Thank you very much.
The Match 2022.
I have a bad feeling about this.
After this, it's finally time for Bongu.
Before we start the match, let's review the match cards.
The first match is the match between two people who had a great time together.
Yuki Yoshizawa versus Rin Matsuoka.
The second match is the match between Natsuki and Sae Kanzaki.
The third match is the match between Ishioka and Airi Kijima.
The fourth match is the match between Aika Yamagishi and Mirei Kurosawa.
The fifth match is the match between Aki Fujiwara and Hiromi Kobayashi.
And the main event is the winner of the fifth match against the absolute champion Kazuko Kurosawa.
Only in this match, there will be a serious boxing rule.
The Match-chi-chi, which has only one match of the century, is finally opening.
The Match-chi...
No, I'm sorry.
The Match-chi-chi 2022!
It's rude.
Finally, the moment when fate and fate intersect has come.
I, Kiyono Shigeki, will be the commentator for this heated match.
And the commentator for this match is the world champion of Gepsing Black Chikubikyu, Kayoko Okubo.
Kayoko Okubo, thank you.
Thank you.
The day of the final match has finally come.
Today, as we announced earlier, there are 157,000 participants.
Where is this event held? Are there 150,000 people?
I heard it's the total number of participants.
There's a lot of attention.
Let's introduce the rules of the match.
The match is 1 round, 1 minute, 3 rounds.
It's a match based on the official rules of Gepsing.
Before each round, you have to drink a cup of strong carbonated water given by the second.
If you fight in the same state as boxing and the Gep comes out first, you lose.
How to endure the Gep and make the opponent put out the Gep is the end of the game.
Ms. Okubo, what is the point of the match?
You have to put out the Gep while enduring the Gep.
I think the body will be effective.
Let's introduce the referee who will judge this match.
She loves Gep more than anyone else and doesn't miss any small Gep.
She is a genius Gepper, Ms. Norimoto.
Thank you.
I've got a hole in my ear.
I was born to pick up the Gep.
Are you ready?
The first match of the match is about to begin.
The two were having a great time in a silly fight.
Hey, Matsuoka. I'm going to beat the shit out of you and make you vomit a lot.
Hey, Delicarob. I'm going to knock you down in one round.
Anyway, he has a bad drinking habit.
We used to fight over it.
With champagne or oolong.
The two fought over whether to drink champagne or oolong.
Tonight, their silly fight will end.
First, from the Dobunezumi corner.
Matsuoka Rin has entered the ring.
He is known as the Oniyamba of Hanachi.
The Oniyamba of Oniyamba.
The Yamba of Yamba.
Matsuoka Rin has entered the ring.
He is in a good mood.
He has used his long reach.
He has a good reputation in Out Gekishin.
He is in a good mood.
He is said to be undefeated in 400 matches in Hanachi.
And the second one is Arata Furuta.
Is that Mr. Arata Furuta?
Is he drinking in the mountains?
Mr. Arata.
Mr. Arata Furuta, come here.
Mr. Arata.
Are you not drinking today?
No, I'm not.
Next, from the Bancho corner.
Yuki Yoshizawa has entered the ring.
Yoshizawa has entered the ring.
He's got a lot of weight.
He's from the famous gym in Gekishin.
He's the leader of the mascots.
He loves carbonated drinks.
He was loved by carbonated drinks.
He's a carbonated assassin.
Yuki Yoshizawa has entered the ring.
He's got a lot of movement.
Shinya Hashimoto has entered the ring.
I'm so happy.
He's the king of destruction.
There's a match between two of them.
Will Oniyama win?
Or will Kanabun win?
It's time to find out.
This is carbonated.
You're more like a veni-carapin than a normal carapin.
You're amazing!
You're really going to drop your mental.
What? What?
Not yet. Not yet.
The referee is going to blow it away.
It hasn't started yet. It hasn't started yet.
You're...
You're doing it pretty hard.
It's hard.
Okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop.
Can they split the video? Stop.
Mr. Okubo, the rehearsal was more interesting, wasn't it?
Can you show me that?
I haven't heard anyone say that the rehearsal was more interesting.
Now, let's get the soda in.
Kansai Gepu Choujo Kessen
No matter what you say, Kyoto is the best.
You can tell just by saying it.
I'm going to end this match right away.
Hey, Natsuki.
If you underestimate me, I'm not Gepu, I'm Gebogoto Hakashitarusagai.
Kyoto vs. Osaka.
A match between the pride of the west.
Kanzaki Sae from the Shakurei corner.
Here he is.
He's the one and only Dorososu.
His left hook is said to be a one-hit kill.
He's won the Light Takoyaki and Super Takoyaki.
He's the first two-time champion.
Kanzaki Sae.
He's won the ring first.
The second is Kusobaba.
Yes, he's Kusobaba.
Excuse me, let me correct you.
He's a small Kusobaba.
I feel like I'm getting smaller every year.
Natsuki from the Yatsuhashi corner.
Your heart is beating fast.
He's taking a fighting pose to the camera.
He's never lost a fight in front of an audience.
He's usually calm.
But when he's fired up, he's unstoppable.
He hates easy-going women.
He's won the ring.
The second is Shirakuji from Hachioji.
What? He's brought 10,000 women to Hachioji?
Is that true?
Both fighters are ready.
They're looking at each other.
She's so elegant.
As expected of you, Kanzaki-han.
I've grown up.
I'm on your side.
Come here.
She's so relaxed.
Fizz in!
First, Kanzaki-han pours in the fizz.
Kanzaki-han is very careful.
She's very careful at work.
She's letting Kanzaki-han drink the fizz.
I've heard that it's a draw.
It's a draw?
I've heard that it's a rematch.
Second out.
The second match is about to begin.
Ready, fight!
Here it is.
Kanzaki-han is going for the first blow.
First move wins.
Go, go, go!
She's using the rope.
Natsuki is tapping her back.
She's tapping her back.
It's a baby's pattern.
She's tapping her back.
It's going to be an easy win.
She's doing her best.
Natsuki wins!
She's tapping her back.
It's going to be an easy win.
She's doing her best.
Natsuki wins the knockout!
She's not making any mistakes.
She's tapping her back as expected.
She's tapping her back.
Kanzaki-han's tapping her back was dirty.
She's tapping her back like a shakureta.
It's a draw.
It's a match between Osaka and Kyoto.
They hugged each other at the end.
They're cheering for each other.
The winner is Kyoto.
Natsuki wins the knockout!
Let's move on to the third match.
The Mascots' Idiot Summit Match.
Hey, Kijima!
Don't think you can beat me when you can't even cook!
I'll beat you!
Hey, Ishioka.
You're the one who's an idiot.
Watch me.
Who will be the Idiot Unified Champion?
The third match.
First, from the Idiot Corner,
we have Kijima Airi.
Here he is.
Kijima Airi, the Idiot Unified Champion.
He's an idiot survivor who can't cook.
However, he's not just an idiot.
He's a moving idiot.
He's currently the champion of the 13th edition of WBAKA-A.
His opponent is Takamori Saigo.
Is that Takamori Saigo?
Yes.
He's from Segodon.
That's right.
He's not Shinya Hashimoto, is he?
No, he's Takamori Saigo.
Takamori Saigo.
I'm not sure, but that's what he looks like.
Next, from the Idiot Corner,
we have Mai Ishioka.
This is Mai Ishioka.
She has the meaning of I am an Idiot.
She's defending her WBAKA-C title for the 8th time.
Tonight, she'll face the champion of WBAKA-A
for the first time in history,
the Idiot Unified Match.
Both players are here.
The long-awaited
Idiot Top-Level Match between mascots.
It's about to begin.
Idiot.
Can you say KUKU?
She's showing her weakness.
Go for it.
Your turn, Nana.
This is the hardest.
7, 1, 1.
Are you kidding me?
7, 1, 1?
What are you trying to do?
I won't lose this time.
Don't lose.
She's in the carbonated water.
She's adding carbonated water.
The blue corner is Haniwa.
She's adding carbonated water.
Haniwa is making her drink carbonated water.
Second out.
The second out is loud.
The first match is the first round.
Ready, fight.
It's starting.
Ishioka is closing the distance.
Kijima is going back.
They're making a lot of noise.
They're aiming at each other's bodies.
Ishioka is turning.
Ishioka is chasing.
Ishioka is attacking.
Ishioka is closing the distance.
There's a slight difference in reach.
They're not letting her punch.
Ishioka is aiming for Ishioka's shoulder.
Ishioka is trying to close the gap.
The first round is over.
Both of them are tough.
They were running around at the end.
If this is the second round, it will be easier.
Ishioka is breathing heavily.
Ishioka, are you okay?
Don't spit.
Ishioka was scared.
Ishioka, are you okay?
Ishioka is at his limit.
Ishioka, are you okay?
Ishioka is still drinking.
Ishioka, hurry up.
Ishioka is drinking at his own pace.
They don't have much time for the interval.
Ishioka is at his limit.
It looks like Ishioka is hungry.
It's the second round.
Both of them are in a state of death.
Will Ishioka attack again?
Kijima is also attacking.
Kijima is attacking.
Ishioka is at his limit.
Kijima won the second round.
He is about to vomit.
He was able to vomit.
Kijima has a big face.
He had a face that was about to vomit and started the second round.
This is humiliating.
I'm sorry.
He was able to hold it in, but he couldn't hold it in at the end.
They are praising each other.
This is the end of the battle.
This is the end of the final battle.
This is Kijima's victory.
This is a clear victory.
Kajisac is more stupid than Kijima.
Congratulations.
I'm not stupid.
I'm surprised.
Kajisac won the first round.
Let's move on to the fourth match of the second half.
Kurosawa vs. Seiki's Gekokujo match.
Hey, Yamagishi.
From now on, you're going to be a Dobunezumi character.
Hey, Kurosawa.
I'm going to beat you up.
I'm going to show you the level difference.
Kurosawa is going to challenge the world's largest Gekokujo.
Can the Dobunezumi shine?
From the slender corner, Yamagishi Aika.
Here she is, Yamagishi Aika.
I'm going to beat you up.
She's a hard puncher who doesn't look good in a slender body.
And she's also a hard punter.
Hard punter?
Her step work is said to be a work of art.
Her most recent masterpiece is Yodare Torotoro Sepunnasu.
Yamagishi Aika is the first to enter the ring.
Did she just say the title of the work?
Yes, she did.
And the second to enter the ring is President Caesar.
President Caesar?
He's here.
He's here?
He's a legendary fighter.
I see.
He's strong and strong-willed.
That's why he's number one.
Yes, that's right.
Yamagishi Aika enters the ring from the slender corner.
Kurosawa has entered the ring, but it was not particularly interesting, so I will omit it.
And the important match.
Kurosawa did not punch, and it was a one-sided defense.
It was a mud fight without a gap and no poison or medicine.
Kurosawa's opponent is Digest.
As expected, Kurosawa's opponent is Digest.
If the referee is Digest, it's Digest.
It's a tie.
Who said it was a tie?
Kurosawa is hated.
She's always like this.
She pulled him up in a cave.
Kurosawa is hated.
Yamagishi can't think of anyone.
Yamagishi, do you want to have a match with someone else?
Anyone is fine.
President?
I have to surpass him.
President Shiza.
I didn't expect to see that face.
President Shiza, are you ready?
Please.
Are you ready?
He's a legendary fighter.
He will be back tonight.
President Shiza has to fight against Kurosawa.
Let's see how good he is.
The match has begun.
Are you ready?
Yes, I am.
The match has begun.
Yamagishi has to fight against President Shiza.
Are you ready?
The match has begun.
Yamagishi is down.
President Shiza is on the right.
President Shiza is a good fighter.
He's a legendary fighter.
President Shiza is on the right.
Yamagishi is on the front.
Are you ready?
The match has begun.
President Shiza is a good fighter.
He's a legendary fighter.
He still has a lot of energy.
I'm surprised, Mr. Okubo.
I'll take it from the front.
The winner is the president.
I can't beat him.
This fist that took over the world.
Tonight, the legend has been reproduced again.
The winner is President Shiza.
Next is the fifth match.
A fight between Fujiwara and Kobayashi.
I'm going to kick his ass right away.
I'm not going to lose to that guy.
Fujiwara? He's so weak, I can't even talk to him.
I'm going to beat the shit out of him.
I'm not just going to kick his ass.
A serious fight between two people with too strong of a spirit.
Who will be able to bring out the spirit of the century?
First of all, from the Uzushio corner, Kobayashi Yamen Hiromi.
The last contender of Rumiko Izumi, Kobayashi Yamen Hiromi.
Huh? There's a strange person behind me.
Kobayashi Hiromi, the second place, is led by the legendary Muay Thai champion, Irakon Pattai.
It's Pattai.
Next, from the Bimbo corner, Fujiwara Akino.
Fujiwara.
Here he is, the Bimbo rat, Fujiwara Akino.
There are many rumors that he's an actress.
He's a natural born Bimbo.
Born Bimbo.
He's from a poor family, and his father is said to be a thief.
Fujiwara Akino, the Bimbo Cinderella, who has come all the way from poverty.
Now, everyone is here.
In the second place of the blue corner, Sugako Hashida.
Sugako-sensei.
She came all the way here.
Yamen, Kobayashi Hiromi, and Fujiwara Akino's unprecedented fighting match.
Come at me!
You're the one who wants to fight!
Come at me!
I'm going to make you look like you can't see!
What are you talking about? I'm not going to lose to you!
Shut up! Your face is annoying! Shut up!
Shut up!
Stop it!
Shut up!
Stop it!
It's not started yet!
Gepuri!
Stop it!
It's not started yet!
Stop it!
You shouldn't do it without carbonated water!
Drink carbonated water and finish Gepuri!
Carbonated water!
Carbonated water will be in.
After this match, the champion will appear.
I see.
The winner will be decided here.
That's right.
She brings carbonated water to her mouth.
Is it okay to drink it?
Is there something weird in it?
She is suspicious of many things.
I don't like it.
She is suspicious of many things.
It's disgusting.
She is blowing it gently.
She finished it!
You should drink it quickly!
You are too fast!
She is using a zip machine.
She is too fast!
She is using a zip machine.
One more time.
You should drink it through.
Maybe you see something weird.
Maybe she saw something strange.
She is keeping a close eye.
Ok.
Yes.
Show the result!
This is the beginning of the first round.
Are you ready?
Fight!
He is aiming at the right side of the screen.
He is aiming at his face.
He is aiming only at his face.
He is aiming at his face.
It was a one-shot count.
Mr. Okumo was like a cow.
It was a one-shot count.
He is aiming at his face.
I don't think Jiu-Jitsu players have ever done this.
It's a self-destruction.
The match is on.
This is the final match.
The winner of the 5th match, Fujiwara's opponent is...
The absolute champion, Kurosawa.
To be honest, I don't care if they call me a mascot or a graduate.
I won't let you win.
I'm not going to lose!
A battle of the century, with serious boxing rules.
Let's see what happens!
Today's main event. First, Fujiwara's opponent, Akino.
He's won the match before.
He's won the match before, and he's got a chance.
Fujiwara, Akino, and the poor Tobe rat have finally got a chance.
The poor Cinderella has won the ring first.
Let's wait for the champion to enter.
In the second match, we have Choshu Koriki.
Are you angry?
No, I'm not.
That's great.
Next, we have the absolute champion, Kurosawa Kazuko.
She's here.
The woman destroyer, the world's Kurosawa.
She's won 48 matches and 48 wins.
She said she's finally here.
I see.
She's a different person.
Her favorite is Sujiko.
Kurosawa is Kazuko.
She's a member of the ring.
She's in a good shape.
Okubo-san.
Yes?
Kurosawa doesn't like it.
Is that so?
What do you think?
I think it's okay.
I didn't know she was going to do boxing for the first time today.
She doesn't like it.
And the second one is Gyarusone.
Gyarusone?
She looks like a heathen.
I haven't seen her for a while.
She looks like a heathen.
The final match between the champion and Kino Fujiwara is about to begin.
Tansan-in.
Is she going to do Tansan-in?
Is she going to punch after drinking?
This is a special rule for this match.
It's a face-to-face fight.
It's a normal boxing rule.
It's a dangerous rule.
Depending on the situation, you can use a referee stop or a technical knockout.
I see.
You can also use a towel from the second round.
It's the same as normal boxing.
Is it the same as normal boxing?
It's the same.
You can knock out your opponent.
I see.
That's a good strategy.
Please look forward to the next time.
As expected, she is a woman who does not bother other people's hands.
She drinks by herself.
Are you okay?
As a result, she spills alcohol around her.
That's enough.
She drinks by herself.
Is that okay?
She drinks by herself.
This is the last match of the day.
This is the first round of a match that is played by boxing rules.
Who will be the winner?
Are you ready?
Who will be the winner?
He's strong.
He's got a lot of weight.
He's got a lot of weight, so he's got a heavy punch.
This is John Machichi.
Right.
Right again.
Right straight.
He's got it.
Cross arm right.
Guard, guard, guard.
This is a heavyweight punch.
He's strong.
Guard, guard.
He's got a lot of punch.
Guard.
The first round of the second round is over.
This is the start of the second round.
Osubo, this weight is unusual for a normal fight.
The punch is heavy and it's in the right angle.
Right.
This is a heavyweight punch.
Mr. Ujiwara, your face is going to break.
Are you okay?
But this is a serious fight.
That's right.
It's a serious fight.
The atmosphere has changed suddenly.
You really look like a boxer after the first round.
It may be decided in the second round.
The atmosphere has changed suddenly.
Don't you want to drink carbonated water?
I can't accept carbonated water.
I really don't want to do it.
I think that scream is true.
Let's go.
Good luck.
This is the start of the second round.
Fujiwara is holding on.
Kurosawa is shaking his body.
Are you okay?
Fujiwara is standing up.
Kurosawa is shaking his body.
Kurosawa is aiming for the face.
Is he doing boxing?
He is an experienced person.
This is the power of the champion.
We'll give it our all.
You are already hitting.
This will be punched in the middle.
This will be punched to the left and right.
kunosawa Another strike is a ham strike.
This will be punched to the right and left.
The match has come to an end.
kunosawa won.
Thank you very much.
Okura-san, this is a boxing rule knockout.
Okura-san's heavy punches, speed, and endurance were strong.
It was strong.
It's a match that breaks people's hearts.
Kijima-san is crying.
What's wrong?
I was really impressed.
I was able to watch the match up close.
I was overwhelmed by the power.
It was really powerful.
The two have been through a lot.
The reason why Kurosawa-san fought so seriously is because he had a thought.
I think this is the part of Fujiwara that made me serious.
I didn't want Fujiwara to graduate.
I fought seriously thinking about Fujiwara.
This is just the beginning.
I didn't fight every time.
But I was able to trust Fujiwara.
I was able to win this time.
You've been doing Muay Thai for a long time, and you have a lot of trust in Muay Thai.
That's why you were able to win this time.
I grew up in this environment.
If it wasn't for the great Muay Thai, I wouldn't be here.
That's why I did it.
You're so kind and warm-hearted.
I can't do that to a woman.
Kurosawa-san's punches during the match were no joke.
They were all serious punches.
It was proof that she had trusted Fujiwara, who had fought alongside her in this tough situation.
She's like an old lady.
Fujiwara is serious.
She's crying.
Thank you.
She's not crying.
I'll check.
Please.
She's not crying.
She's crying!
What are you doing?
You have a lot of seniors.
Kijima-san?
Kijima-san is really...
Kijima-san?
I haven't talked to him much.
But...
We came here together.
I think we made a trust relationship.
You came here together.
Kijima-san is really good-looking.
When I had to do my best,
he came in.
He rebuilt this place.
I think he's the best.
I think he's really great.
I can't come here if I have my own experience and pride.
But I came here again
to meet everyone.
I think he's really great.
I want to applaud him.
I'm really happy.
He's the best.
Not only Fujiwara and Kijima
did their best.
All the mascots
were confused at first
but Kijima-san
did his best like an idiot.
His courage,
guts,
and never-giving heart
will work at any field.
When it's hard,
just remember the mascots.
And Furosawa-san's
passionate story hasn't stopped yet.
Really.
I met Morimoto-kun for the first time today.
I can't.
We're in the same group.
I can't.
I heard you're really great.
If you keep doing it,
people will definitely watch it.
Even this time,
they're watching it.
You're doing a radio show at FM Fuji.
I know it well.
I think you're doing your best.
We're in the same group.
Let's do our best.
I'm so happy.
Are you crying?
No, I'm not.
Cry!
I can't.
You can cry.
It's our first meeting.
I can't.
Are you sure, Kurosawa-san?
I'm sure.
That's all for
The Match 2022.
Thank you very much.