AISubs v3
Tonight's Onematsu is...
Maskatsu members are fighting each other.
That's why you look like a K-1 fighter, Yoshizawa.
I don't want you to say that!
Tonight, they're showing their feminine side.
What? You want pocket money?
How much?
500,000 yen, right?
Ode-uchi!
Maskatsu!
Let's do Maskatsu tonight, too!
I'm Morimoto, Tontsu Kata, the host of Odematsu Maskatsu.
And I'm Okumo, the demon of Pheromone.
And I'm Ebisumaru Sukauchi, the hybrid of sexy and revealing.
Everyone is full of energy for the second recording.
But there's one person we're curious about.
There's one person we're really curious about.
Is there?
Yes. She's already in a strange mood.
Who is it?
I'm Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson?
I'm Michael Jackson.
You can't speak Japanese, can you?
Why are you dressed like that?
I'm the lowest of the three.
I thought I'd be crushed if I didn't do a lot of things.
I'm sorry, but your tone is too low for that outfit.
You have to be a little more energetic.
You're doing it.
I analyzed the current situation calmly.
You're not doing anything.
Michael, can you do anything like Michael Jackson?
And here,
Hiro-sen, who took off his sunglasses and was full of energy.
Actually, she's been practicing Michael Jackson's dance.
She can't sing because she's an adult.
But it's very important to create something on your own.
That's great.
That's how we're going to do it.
Isn't it nice?
Doesn't the studio smell a little bit today?
That's true. It's a bit...
This time too, the first generation mascot, Soji, has come to the studio.
Soji-san!
How are you?
Are you going?
Can I go?
You're not supposed to, though.
Satomi Iranai-san, you're familiar with the Tawaman robbery, right?
I was in a robbery.
I was in a robbery, and I've calmed down a bit lately.
I'm going to meet them now.
What?
I'm going to save the world.
I'm going to save them.
I don't know if it's a group of robbers, but are there a few of them?
There are a few of them, and I'm going to meet them.
What?
What are you talking about?
I'm going to ask them to appear on YouTube when they come out.
Really?
That's great.
That's amazing.
The bowl is too big.
The bowl is big.
Please drink a lot today.
And Yuma Asami-san.
It's been a long time.
How are you?
I'm fine.
How have you been lately?
Lately?
I've been going to Gunma and Tokyo.
When I'm in Gunma, I usually take a walk on the river.
It's good to walk on the river.
I'm living a healing life.
You're quite different from Satomi-san.
Satomi-san is not a guppy.
Kodama-san is here, too.
It's been a long time.
You haven't changed.
What are you doing now?
I'm back in Kansai and I've been working as an influencer.
That's suspicious.
I can't trust her because she's an influencer.
She's a calm woman.
She's enjoying her life.
And Zako.
It's been a long time.
How have you been?
You...
How have you been?
I haven't seen you at all.
I've been fine.
Why did you call me Zako?
You look like Zako.
Do I still look like Zako?
Yes, you do.
It's been a long time.
You can look down in 10 minutes.
You can look down right away.
That's a talent.
You can look down.
In addition, she's here to put cutlet in the shrimp cutlet.
She's here.
Ah!
Vinegar.
It was vinegar.
And then,
Energy.
I want to see that.
And then,
Life.
She's here.
This is Matsumatsu-san.
Are you ready?
Yeah!
If you're energetic,
you can do anything.
Let's go.
One, two, three, four.
Ah, four.
Nice to meet you.
Tonight's guest is
a big quarrel between the girls.
Previously,
we had a survey of the mascots.
The dissatisfaction between the members exploded.
So,
this time,
we're going to say what we want to say
and make them feel better.
We're going to beat them up.
Let's do it seriously.
There's a concert, right?
Yes.
It's better to do it seriously.
Let's do it seriously.
Yes.
It's not good to keep things.
Absolutely not.
When you're drunk,
you throw up on the street.
Gero, gero, gero.
Gero.
It's disgusting,
so your body reacts and tries to throw up.
Gero.
So, it's not good for your body
to keep things you don't like.
I see.
So, throw up as much as you want.
First,
the dissatisfaction between Usa-chan and Yoshizawa.
Usa-chan, who is usually kind,
wants to say something to Yoshizawa,
who looks like a professional wrestler.
The dissatisfaction between Usa-chan and Yoshizawa.
It's amazing that her private clothes are too flashy.
Isn't it good?
Always.
Isn't it good at all?
It's amazing, really.
First of all, the color use is like,
what?
It appears with a great flower pattern,
and then put a croissant on it,
and it appears like Chiese.
Chiese is good.
It warms the burger.
It's better to have such a person.
But, I wonder if all mascots are like this.
I see.
I have a bad impression of mascots.
I see. It means that you have a bad impression of mascots.
It's like a bad quality.
It's a low quality.
Yes, that's right.
It's not like that.
It's the most fashionable,
but it's not a clothes that I'm dissatisfied with.
Yoshizawa,
you can appear in sunglasses.
There are only Camelon glasses.
Camelon.
Camelon Dias.
Dias.
What is Camelon Glasses?
Camelon Dias is the only one that can appear in sunglasses.
Dias. Dias.
You got it wrong.
Camelon sounds like Kemeron.
It's Kemeron Glasses.
You didn't draw it. You got it wrong.
You were pulled by sunglasses.
What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Don't you have anything to say to Yoshizawa?
Kurosawa-san.
She's really a gyaru.
Shut up!
Kurosawa-san won't listen to me.
I have something to say.
Your hair is a gyaru.
You look like a ninja.
You look like a legendary yankee.
Kanzaki-san also met Yoshizawa-san.
You got a chance.
Do you want a handsome guy who is younger than you?
He sent a DM on his SNS the day after tomorrow.
That's a problem.
Thank you very much.
This is not a normal problem.
What is the purpose of DM?
I really don't send it.
Not a purpose?
Not at all.
So you don't get a reply?
No, I don't get a reply.
You don't send it?
I send a lot of DMs.
You don't say it yourself.
This is more dangerous.
Recently, you meet people on SNS.
So you should do it actively.
You are a recommender.
This is not an izakaya.
I said it while drinking.
I picked up Yoshizawa-san during the recording.
During the recording?
There is a dance machine.
I picked up Yoshizawa-san while dancing.
You are funny.
I have a friend.
Who is it?
I have a dance machine with a fighter.
You are a dance machine?
What do you think your job is?
You only have a dance machine.
I have a dance machine.
I have a dance machine with K-1 fighters.
I picked up a dance machine for PR.
I have a dance machine.
I went to see a fight game in private.
Wow.
That's why Yoshizawa-san looks like a K-1 fighter.
I don't want to be called a dance machine.
The results are strong.
It's like a fighting game.
The results are strong.
It's light, so it doesn't hurt.
Don't fight.
It's an octopus.
It was an octopus talking with no look.
Why were you looking over there?
I was worried.
I was watching and laughing.
If you fight here, we will be defeated.
It's a unique way of speaking.
Shut up because you are noisy.
What is noisy?
We are noisy.
It's not your turn.
I'm a senior.
We are equal in this case.
I'm a senior.
When was your turn?
It's not your turn.
You are noisy.
It's not your turn.
I brought this turn by myself.
Don't say it's your turn.
I respect the other three.
Who are you?
It's not a word for a senior.
The name Zako suits you too much.
My junior called me Zako.
It's Zako.
It's Zako-san.
Zako is fine.
It's fine as long as you put on makeup.
It's Zako-san.
It's Zako-san, not Hollywood.
It's Zako-san.
It's Japanese Zako-san.
What do you think of this?
It's a fashion story.
That's right.
It was fashion at first.
Sunglasses are fashionable.
You remember well.
There are many people in the countryside who wear flashy clothes.
I came to Tokyo because I couldn't get used to it in the countryside.
I felt like that.
That's why I'm like Terada-san of Shoya.
It's like Genkai Lovers.
I'm from Kanagawa.
I'm from Shonan in Kanagawa.
Shonan is like a city because there is a sea, but it's a country.
What do you think of sunglasses?
It's good.
UV rays are strong these days.
I have to protect my eyes.
Everyone can wear sunglasses in Tokyo.
Everyone can wear sunglasses from tomorrow.
It's kind.
Let's protect our eyes from UV rays.
It's stupid to ask me.
It's stupid enough not to be a word.
No, no, no.
Next is Eikawa's dissatisfaction with Kijima.
Eikawa is 8 years younger than Kijima.
What is the content?
Eikawa-san to Kijima-san.
To Kijima-chan?
I wonder if I'm stupid.
Every time I finish recording, I'm in trouble.
I worry about it every time.
I wonder if I'm stupid.
I'm worried about it.
It's stupid to ask me.
I don't know what it is.
Tell me what is stupid.
It's stupid to ask me.
It's stupid now.
I don't think it's stupid.
Everyone is stupid.
It's stupid enough not to be a word.
It's stupid now.
What did you teach me?
It's stupid.
It's not stupid.
It's stupid.
I think it's stupid.
I play a lot in private.
I haven't been able to say it the other day.
I can definitely say it.
What is stupid?
I'm worried because everyone says stupid.
What is stupid?
My song.
Did you play it now?
No.
What is stupid?
I have a song, so I remember it, but I haven't said it yet.
What is stupid?
It's a song.
It's a melody I don't know.
Let's wait slowly.
What is stupid?
I really don't like it.
It's stupid.
Can you stand up?
Why are you alone in private?
I do this.
What is this?
I'm not hungry.
I'm hungry.
What is stupid?
I cry.
That makes you cry.
I don't cry.
This is not good.
You are a new member.
I cry.
I'm the cutest.
I'm cute but stupid.
What is stupid?
It's big.
It's not good to be alone.
You are noisy.
I don't need you.
I was careful.
I said it's not your turn.
I brought my turn.
Amazing.
How is it?
I don't care about the past.
Thank you.
She understood.
I need to cool down.
Cool down?
What is it?
Calm down.
What is it?
What is this song?
What is it?
She is the one who needs to cool down.
She is Nanako Kodama.
She doesn't use music because she is an adult.
Let's cool down with Spider-Man's dance.
If you want to see it, please watch the DVD.
Welcome back.
Smartphone.
It is a convenient tool.
Sometimes it reveals your true nature.
It leads you to hell.
It is a devil's tool.
The video I will show you today is a shocking video of the staff's fight.
It reveals your true nature.
Please watch it carefully.
At that time, Prince Muscat, Yoshizawa and Mikami were having a messy fight.
We've never seen such a messy fight.
What are you doing?
She senses the messy atmosphere and rushes over.
What are you doing?
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
I don't know.
I don't understand.
I don't know.
Stop it.
What's going on?
What's wrong with you guys?
Sasaki Roki said he's going to run 167km this season, but he's not going to run.
What?
He's not going to run.
It's 166km.
It's 167km.
Two new aces are fighting over Sasaki Roki.
Stop it.
It's 167km.
Stop it.
It's 167km.
What are you guys doing?
Stop it.
It's 167km.
It's not like that.
Let's stop it.
You guys are friends.
You don't have a leader.
You've been doing your best.
Stop it.
They stop fighting because of the love of the devil.
Stop it.
What's wrong with you?
Stop it.
What's wrong with you?
Turn your arms.
Stop it.
Turn your arms.
Come on.
Stop it.
Next, it's from Ichikawa, the leader.
It's for Matsumoto Yu-san.
For Yu-chan?
When I saw a video of Yu-chan's face getting fat on YouTube,
I imitated it right away.
Before that, please go on a diet on your own.
I want you to do the Matsumoto diet project.
I think it's good to imitate.
But it's too fast.
You imitated it right away?
That's right.
I haven't seen your YouTube, so I don't know.
What's going on?
For people like Okubo-san who are not interested in Matsumoto's SNS, let's explain.
This is a video of Mikami's face getting fat.
A few days after this video was uploaded, Matsumoto posted a photo on his SNS.
Even the location is the same!
It's not just about imitating Mikami, isn't it better to go on a proper diet?
I'm not imitating her. It's just a coincidence.
It's just a coincidence.
The person imitating her is wrong in the first place.
That's right.
Why are you imitating Yua-chan?
Wait a minute.
You should lose weight first. You're fat.
I'm not that fat.
You're fat.
I'm not fat.
She was originally fat.
If you're going to be in your thirties soon, you should lose a little weight.
You should lose a little weight.
If you're worried about your thirties, you should try to lose weight first.
I haven't changed at all.
It's like an anime character.
I haven't changed.
You're too fat and you don't look like an idol.
I'm not fat.
I think we can see a good battle here.
I'm an idol, but I don't think I can join the unit.
Can you say that?
I can say it.
You're pretty ugly.
Do you know what Muscat is called?
Muscat is called goldfish.
You're fat because you're eating goldfish.
I've heard that before.
That's a lie.
It's hard to watch.
If you can't lose weight, I want you to do a project.
Isn't it a waste to do a project?
You can't stop it.
I want you to lose weight.
I understand that.
Don't spoil it.
Don't you want to say anything to Matsumoto?
He looks like a full-grown wife.
He looks like a full-grown wife in the countryside.
I wonder if it will be like that if I blur it.
It's a stressful figure.
What do you think?
I think you should lose weight.
Do you have a diet you recommend?
I recommend walking.
I've never heard of it.
I've never heard of walking.
Let's walk more than 10,000 steps.
It doesn't cost money.
Next time, the Muscat members have a big fight.
I won't say it again.
And.
GORNY's life lesson and tears.
Next week, we'll make you a Muscat.