AISubs v3
The legendary Shin Yabaragi has returned to Abema!
What is this show about?
It's so nostalgic, I'm starting to feel dizzy.
Oneuchi...
I've been waiting for you!
It's been a while, but I'm going to make you squat!
It's started!
I'm Ogihagi Yahagi!
I'm Ogihagi Yogi!
And I'm the princess of the gorilla world, Okubo- san!
Nice to meet you!
Okubo-san, it's been a while.
It's been a while.
And lastly, the mischievous group, Ebisu Maskets!
Nice to meet you!
The mischievous group.
It's been a while.
Before I came here, I worked with Ariyoshi-kun.
I was really surprised when he said he was going to Onemasu.
Because I was going crazy with a 1-ton can over there.
Wow!
You brought a 1-ton can over there, right?
I was like, are you still doing this?
Ariyoshi-san wasn't that popular, but he was treated like that.
He was treated like that.
I was like, hey!
But now, I'm taking over the country.
It's been a long time.
Onedari Masket, Choito Masket, Masket Yokocho, and so on.
This time, it's changed to Oneuchi Masket.
Oneuchi?
That's amazing.
What does Oneuchi mean?
It's Onemasu, so it's fine as long as it's Onemasu.
Onemasu.
I see.
It's Onemasu.
I found a good one.
Recently, compliance has become strict.
It's hard to do.
It's a time when there's a lot of stress in making a show.
I want to get rid of that kind of thing.
Instead of thinking about troublesome things, I just want to revive the old-fashioned variety that pursues interesting things.
That's the purpose of this show.
I see.
Revival.
It's like a revival.
Revival of the Onemasu era.
It's like a renaissance in art.
It's a revival.
We used to have a proper comedy show here.
We did.
It was like a traditional game.
We did it properly.
We all made fun of each other.
That's right.
I wanted that kind of thing.
14 years ago, Onemasu made everyone laugh and cheered up the night of Japan.
It's the long-awaited revival.
Now that the world has lost its energy, we will revive the old-fashioned variety that cannot be bound to compliance with all our efforts just to make you laugh.
First of all, let's take a look at the Ebisumatsukatsu members of Reiwa.
I miss them.
I've seen their faces.
You don't know them, do you?
I don't know them well.
I don't know them well, but I know some of them.
Natsuki-san.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Natsuki-dosu, the golden apple of your heart.
She's like an idol.
Natsuki-dosu.
Did you come from Kyoto?
That's right.
I came from Kyoto.
Is that so?
Thank you.
Do you come from Kyoto every time for this?
That's right.
I often come here.
Her Kyoto dialect is very beautiful.
Do you know her profile?
Have you met her before?
I don't know her, but she's a crazy person.
She's crazy.
I don't know her, but I can tell she's crazy just by looking at her face.
Her appearance is crazy.
What's her name?
My name is Ayumi Nara.
Ayumi Nara?
Her way of speaking is strange.
She's crazy.
Her eyelashes are too long.
I can tell she's crazy.
Her eyelashes are too long.
I think I put too many eyelashes.
She's crazy.
Another crazy person is Miyamura-san in the front row.
She's crazy.
She looks like a daughter of a housewife.
Her eroticism is crazy.
Is that so?
She's really crazy.
Is she crazy?
She's crazy.
She's the most crazy.
I'll show you my panties.
I'll show you my panties right away.
I've seen your panties for a long time.
I'm a little worried about the upper right.
I can see it.
You're all matured.
You three are all matured.
You look like you have a family.
It's crazy, isn't it?
You're so old.
I don't think so.
You weren't there when you were in Okubo.
How many years has it been?
You're Ando, right?
How many years has it been?
How many generations have you been Ando?
I'm the first generation.
How old are you now?
I'm 37 years old.
Thank you.
You're Rika Kawamura.
That's nice.
We're just like a refined wine.
We're just like a наверное.
There's a way of saying it.
She jokes around with others.
You used to be scared of certain things.
You've calmed down, haven't you?
That's a good sentence.
I'm building a happy home with a young man.
And Akkii
I've seen her before.
She looks pretty, too.
You two are different, too.
It's like she doesn't have that kind of talent.
It's like acting.
How many OGs are there?
Why are there OGs?
I heard they're going to come back.
So I thought I'd do it with them.
It's impossible.
It's better to quit.
The original members who will do their best from now on.
The initial members of Senpai Kaze Zenkai.
There is no way that the two of them will cross paths.
The clash of women's true nature will break out.
Can I say something?
Oh, your knees are out.
The chin woman.
She said she came back.
The chin woman.
She didn't come back.
She just came because she was called.
Who are you?
And everything is too old.
What are you talking about?
It's from the good old days.
That's right.
This is Muscat.
When she talks, her chin is old.
That's right.
Ando did it, too.
The chin woman.
It's old.
Yuki will do it, too.
It's too old overall.
She's getting old.
I don't know why she's here.
She looks like a mother with three children.
That's right.
She looks like a mother with three children.
If I get a costume, I'll wear it.
Don't wear it at all.
It's better to be naked.
What are you talking about?
It's better to be naked.
Ando's clothes are terrible.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's not cute.
There is no nose.
It's really old.
It's cute, isn't it?
It's ugly.
If a fashionable person comes, it will be fashionable.
It's not fashionable.
It's cute.
You can be naked.
Give me a leaf.
Give me a leaf that suits me.
Give me a leaf.
Here and here.
Give me a leaf.
Here and here.
It's nostalgic.
This is the first generation.
That's right.
That's great.
Everyone had this kind of gag.
I was impressed.
I don't understand the meaning at all.
It's nostalgic.
It's old.
Did Acky have it?
What is Acky?
It's cute.
It's my favorite.
It's cute.
It's Ogi's favorite.
It's cute.
Do it again.
It's cute.
Why did it work?
Acky was good.
Is there anyone who has a gag like Hit and Run?
How is it?
Is there anyone who can do it?
Matsuoka can't do it.
Matsuoka can do it.
Speaking of the second generation,
Matsuoka has a perfect back.
He has a high personality.
He is very beautiful.
That's funny.
It's difficult.
He is strict.
Let's do our best.
Let me introduce him.
Thank you very much!
Hello, everyone.
I have an announcement to make.
What is it?
We, Ogiwagi, will be closing the show today.
You're late.
Thank you.
It's beautiful.
Look.
It's amazing.
It's artistic.
It feels good.
Thank you.
It feels good.
Thank you, everyone.
Thank you.
Please go back.
Please wait a minute.
We just started the opening talk.
That's right.
Why?
That's right.
I feel nostalgic.
I thought it was fun.
I thought so, too.
We all got older together.
Of course.
We are 50 years old.
My daughter is already...
12 years old.
She is in the middle school.
Yes.
My son was born.
To be honest, I can't do this kind of show.
Really.
Don't say this kind of show.
Ogiwagi has been supporting Onemasu for a long time.
It's been a few years since the show started.
Many things happened and today is the last day.
Now that he's a grown-up, he's not in a position to laugh out loud.
Ogiaki grew up here.
Yes, he did.
But we don't want to do that kind of dirty things.
That's not fair.
We don't want to be on the same screen as people who are doing dirty things.
That's not fair.
We don't want to be on the same screen as people who are doing dirty things.
However, Onemasu prepared a new host for him.
We have a new host!
He's a new host for the show.
It's necessary to change the image of the show.
This is not good.
But we're here because of the future.
The next generation is always coming out.
We are necessary for the future.
Thank you very much.
First, let's introduce this person.
Hello.
Welcome.
He is a young man who wants to listen to a human history book.
He is like Okubo and Asagaya.
I'm sure he will make a big break.
That's right.
He is Morimoto of TONTSUKA.
I'm sorry.
I only applauded the human history book.
I didn't applaud anyone.
He is amazing.
Morimoto is amazing.
Who are you?
Don't hurt him.
He is Morimoto of TONTSUKA.
Who are you?
I don't know him.
He is a future star.
I'm glad he bought the book.
He is a star.
I think it's too early to introduce him.
That's not true.
He is too young.
That's not true.
Everyone knows him.
Everyone is surprised.
Are you surprised because there are so many amazing people?
Yes.
I can't speak.
I don't know if he is TONTSUKA or TANTAKA.
TANTAKA?
He is TANTAKA.
I was relieved if he was ONIYAHAGI.
He has a hoarse voice.
He looks like a virgin.
Who is a virgin?
Who is CHERRY FACE?
He looks like a virgin.
He is not a virgin.
He looks like a virgin.
Shut up or I'll kick your ass.
I speak English.
Are you okay?
He is dangerous.
I feel like I'm going to get a stomachache.
He is dangerous.
Are you okay?
Are you not injured?
I'm not injured.
You are not injured.
It's hard to start over.
You have to go on as it is.
Who are you?
It's a long story.
I don't want to start over.
I'm tired of English.
Are you okay?
He is coming.
He is a virgin.
He is not a virgin.
He looks like a virgin.
Who is CHERRY FACE?
You better shut up or I'll kick your ass.
Be careful.
What's wrong?
He is strong.
He is an academy student.
You speak English too much.
What happened to your face?
This is my wife.
Don't talk about your wife.
I'm tired of English.
You must have studied hard.
Can you do it again?
This is my wife.
You don't speak English.
Can you do it again?
I think I made a mistake.
He is the king of variety show!
He booked a big show.
Is he coming to this show?
I didn't think of that.
I didn't know he would come here.
Who is he?
Let me introduce you to another person.
Hello!
Hello, everyone!
Wow!
Of course, of course!
Welcome to Ueshiba!
Wow!
Ueshiba-san!
Ueshiba-san, are you coming?
No, not at all.
I can't believe Ueshiba-san is coming.
I can't believe it.
My feelings are always
crazy.
Thank you!
Unexpectedly, Ueshima-san is very popular.
After this, we can feel the gap of time.
Are you Dacho?
Dacho?
Are you Dacho?
We are not Dacho.
We are Dacho club.
We are Dacho.
You think we are Dacho, don't you?
We are Ueshima-san of Dacho club.
Are you Dacho?
We are not Dacho.
What's up with you?
I think you all know.
When I come, I want to eat Oden.
Are you sure?
I want to eat Oden.
Are you sure?
I want to eat Oden.
I want to eat Oden with three of us, but I am alone.
I can't see it.
I'm grateful.
You will learn from this.
I'm sure.
You will learn from this.
Everyone should be able to do this.
Hot Oden is a must-eat in Onen's variety show.
Ueshima-san will teach him how to make it.
The time is getting in the way of Ueshima-san.
Oden.
What's this?
Oden.
It's small.
You can't make it like this.
I was scolded by the staff.
I didn't know that.
I think you will burn yourself.
Complade in Oden.
I can make this.
I think this is not hot.
I didn't blend.
You didn't blend it.
You can't do this.
You can't blend this.
You can't do this.
You can't make this by blending.
Even if you blend it, it is not fun.
This is the first time I see a store that sells such Oden.
This is impossible.
I'm sorry, it's a compromise.
Why is it a compromise?
It's the era.
I'll get burned.
If you say, I want to eat oden, the staff will prepare this.
Don't you know?
I don't really eat it.
It's funny because I get burned.
I feel sorry for him.
He says it's funny because he gets burned.
I have to let him say it.
It's totally different.
I said I'd bring you oden.
What is this?
You said it in advance.
You said you'd bring me oden.
What is that?
I can't do this.
It's impossible.
Bring me a proper one.
Do something.
I'm sorry, it's a compromise.
It's a compromise.
I'm saying it doesn't matter.
That's right.
It's no good.
It doesn't matter to me.
Can I be burned?
That's right.
It doesn't matter.
It's like being burned now.
Is it like being burned?
That's right.
It's like being burned.
It's better not to ask you to bring a hot bath.
It's easier.
Bring me a proper oden.
I understand.
Can you do it?
If you heat it up.
It's not heating up.
It's funny to heat it up.
It's like this.
If you bring me a proper oden.
Do you heat it up?
It's not heating up.
You don't say that in Kyoto.
That's right.
That's a wrong Kyoto dialect.
You can heat it up.
Let's think about it later.
That's right.
I want a hot one.
I can't do it even if you bring me a hot one.
I understand.
Please.
I'll heat it up.
Ueshiba-san, how old are you now?
I'm 61.
I'll be 62 next year.
61? You haven't stopped evolving.
I'll keep doing it.
61. Cool.
Basically, it doesn't matter if it's a computer game.
Basically, it doesn't matter.
I'm going to do it with these members from now on.
Wait a minute.
You guys have low tension.
Even if you don't know, you can get excited.
That's not a variety show.
Even if it's not interesting, it's not a variety show to do it for the time being.
I've learned that.
It's boring, but it's exciting.
But if you change, you'll do it.
I'm going over there.
I'll show you over there.
Please do it with the new members.
Wait a minute.
Don't make a sad face.
I'm Yamagishi.
Yamagishi-san, don't make a sad face.
I'm telling you to laugh.
You can't laugh.
I'm serious.
I'm in a bad mood.
It's the first time I've heard of it.
It's a variety show that everyone makes.
I just touched the acrylic.
Are you okay?
I was wondering if my eyes were acrylic.
What do you mean?
I didn't know the existence of acrylic.
Are your eyes okay?
Let's get started.
Maskatsu, one life operation.
What is this segment?
It's a segment where Mascatsu, who has a lot of stupid actions,
shows off their bad habits on social media.
Usually, Mascatsu doesn't know what they're doing.
There are a lot of crazy people.
So we're going to do it together.
We're going to do it right.
I haven't recorded for a while, so I don't know what they're doing.
That's right.
So we're going to do it together.
From now on, if you think this is a red card, you're out.
If you think it's a yellow card, you're out.
If there's no problem, there's no problem.
I'd like you to judge.
You can also be disqualified.
Depending on the content, you can be disqualified.
I look forward to working with you.
After the staff operated the SNS of the members,
I saw a lot of malicious posts.
I'd like to introduce you to something particularly malicious.
First of all, three people, Yoshizawa, Kanzaki and Tatsumi,
Bus tour
The bus tour?
Yes, it was pretty bad
There's a bus tour?
Yoshizawa, Kanzaki and Tatsumi's bus tour was pretty bad
Yoshizawa-san, this is just bad
It's bad
It's just bad
And Kanzaki-san, she only drinks Kame Mochi and Sake
That's how it is in Kansai
There's a black line
And Tatsumi-san, this is just bad
That's right
It's just bad
I'm worried
The bus tour that the three of them went to was held on December 1st and 2nd
It's a strange old man
A strange bus tour
It's pretty bad
It's a strange bus tour
Here's the outline
What?
Let's look at the outline
It's a trip for one night and two days
The entry fee is 54,800 yen
Isn't that expensive?
The bus tour was pretty bad
But the entry fee is 54,800 yen
This is a big event
Isn't that expensive?
It's a trip for one night and two days
There's a picture of the bus tour
Let's take a picture
I don't want to
It's a bad atmosphere
What kind of wrestler is this?
I'm sorry, but I really don't like this
Both of you have the same length of hair
I don't know which one is which
There's still more
This is out, right?
This is no good, right?
But the staff took it properly
I don't know what's going on with the futon
No, it's not that bad
It's healthy
This is bad
You took the money for this too, right?
That was for a party, I drew a lottery
That was free too
Was that free?
That was a separate fee
A separate fee?
You have to pay for it again
Two-shot and one-seven
That was a separate fee
The judge
I actually wanted to come here
But today is the first day, so I'll call you
I'll call you
Smartphone
It's a convenient tool
Sometimes it reveals your true nature
And turns into a devil's tool that drags you to hell
The video I'm going to show you now
It's a shocking video where the staff accidentally caught a fight between mascots
It's too much of a revelation, so please watch with caution
What's wrong?
Calm down
It's over there
It's dangerous
Wait, let me ask you one more time.
What is it?
I don't know.
Is it a fight?
A fight?
What?
Why?
Wait, wait, wait.
What?
Both of you, please stop.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you doing?
Stop it, stop it, stop it.
Calm down, calm down.
Why are you fighting?
His face is making me angry.
What's wrong with your face?
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop it.
Why are you fighting?
Stop it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Stop it.
The number of participants is increasing.
Wait, wait, wait.
Calm down.
Why are you fighting?
His face is making me angry.
What's wrong with your face?
Stop it.
Hey.
Stop it.
Hey.
Stop it.
Why are you fighting?
Hey.
Why are you fighting?
Stop it.
It's hot. Stop it.
It's strange.
It's hot. Stop it.
It's strange.
Hey, take a deep breath.
What's going on?
Take a deep breath.
What's going on?
Stop it.
Hey, hey, hey.
You'll get hurt.
Stop it.
I don't know how to do it.
I can't do it.
It's hot.
Stop it.
It's hot.
Stop it.
I'm nervous.
It's hot.
The next important person is a Hollywood actress.
Is there a Hollywood actress here?
There isn't, right?
There is.
Kawakami-san.
I'm surprised you were able to catch her.
Kawakami-san.
Are you a Hollywood actress?
Yes, I made my Hollywood debut.
Really?
Yes, I'm currently on air.
What's your work?
Tokyo Vice.
Tokyo Vice?
That's amazing.
Watanabe Ken-san.
Ito Hideaki and Watanabe Ken-san.
Kiguchi Rinko-san.
That's amazing.
That's an important role.
It's an important role.
Kawakami Nanami is a Hollywood actress.
She's trying to make a Hollywood impression,
but the staff thinks she's just playing around.
She posted a video on social media.
Stop posting on social media.
Please take a look at this.
This is a stupid video, isn't it?
What is this?
This is an eternal loop.
This 2-3 second video will be repeated forever.
What is this? Just riding a horse.
What do you want to convey?
We normal people can't understand this message.
I want to ride a horse someday.
Can you ride a horse?
I experienced riding a horse once.
Is this a video aimed at riding a horse?
I didn't do it for riding a horse.
I want to ride a horse someday.
I went to ride a horse in private.
Can you ride a horse now?
I can ride a horse.
That's amazing.
You can ride a horse as you like.
I don't want you to give me a horse.
You are eating normally.
It's hot.
I don't want anyone to give me a horse.
This is a video of a Hollywood actress riding a horse.
What is the judgment?
It doesn't matter what you do.
It's our jurisdiction.
Please do it secretly.
RIN MATSUOKA
There is a ridiculous misunderstanding.
Look at this.
I cut my bangs for the first time in 20 years.
I don't know.
Which do you like?
I don't know.
You are misunderstanding.
I think there is a demand for it.
I'm annoyed.
It's like a cell.
It's good to sit in the back.
It's a bangs.
It's sold out.
I don't like it.
It doesn't matter what you do.
We are only interested in the back.
The number of likes and comments of this post is here.
There are few.
I'm embarrassed.
I cut my bangs for the first time in 20 years.
612.
It doesn't matter.
It's not cool.
It may be uncool.
There are 22 comments.
No one is interested.
There are 22 people who are interested in the front.
By the way, NIKAMI is very popular.
I have already reported that my hair style has changed.
Please look at this.
It's a post that says it's refreshing.
NIKAMI is good.
It's a post that says my hair style has changed.
The number of likes and comments of this post is here.
There are few.
560,000.
There are 50,000.
There are 612.
There are few.
YUA is cute, so I can't help it.
The content of the post is the same.
I have to confess my love.
What are you going to do in the future?
There are only 600 likes.
I will continue to post it.
In the future?
You have a hot heart.
Is that so?
However, there was a woman who was mistaken beyond MATSUOKA.
Who is that woman?
KUROSAWA.
KUROSAWA is rumored to be thin and hated by everyone.
Isn't that terrible?
It seems to be such a rumor.
She is cute and a happy girl.
This hotness.
I see.
This is the cause of being hated.
It's a post that says my hair style has changed.
This is the number of likes and comments.
There are few.
There are fewer.
There are few.
This is the number of likes of a local popular person.
I think everyone is interested in my hair style.
Do you think my hair style has changed?
Who are you talking to?
You are the type to get involved.
I see.
You are the type that doesn't solve it yourself.
I think everyone is interested in my hair style.
I think everyone is satisfied with my hair style.
I don't think anyone will be interested in my hair style.
I will get involved with you.
It's been a long time since I talked to you.
You should have decided earlier.
I agree.
I finally talked to you.
KUROSAWA.
The number of likes of a local popular person is a rumor.
KUROSAWA.
KUROSAWA, you are suspended.
This is the first meeting.
You are suspended.
You are suspended for the first time.
I only said one word.
You are suspended.
I don't like it.
Please don't come again next week.
You left an impact.
Please don't come again.
Don't come again if you want to hurt everyone.
You are suspended.
You really like it.
I'm sorry.
You are suspended.
How do you feel?
I'm tired.
Your face is tired.
Are you tired just by sitting down?
I'm very tired.
Why?
I have to send my child to elementary school tomorrow.
You have to send your child to elementary school tomorrow.
I want to go home soon.
I want you to finish it.
I have a plan for tomorrow.
It's good to have young people here.
How do you feel?
I'm tired.
You are cute.
I'm tired.
You are like a joker.
You should be careful.
We will continue this program.
Is this the end?
This is the end.
It was noisy.
How do you feel?
It's been a long time.
I don't think it's going well.
Is this the first time?
It's difficult.
Let's make it together.
At first, we don't know what is good.
We look for it.
I felt a lot of things.
I can do it from now on.
At first, it was like this.
Don't say it was a failure.
Look at Ueshiba's face.
He looks 67 years old.
How did you feel?
Ueshiba is laughing.
I think you should go home.
The three of us have to do it.
I can't see it now.
We have to do it.
The three of us have to do it.
Finally, Ueshiba.
How was it?
Do you need me?
You don't need me, do you?
Finally!
Finally, you said it!
Mr. Ueshiba!
No, no, no!
That's not true!
I need you, Mr. Ueshiba!
You're always in trouble!
You don't need me, do you?
No, no, no!
I need you!
You were hurt, weren't you?
I really don't think I can do this for 61 years.
You were told by a girl to go away!
That's right, that's right.
Emergency announcement!
In fact, we were able to celebrate our 10th anniversary with all of you.
And we're going to have a 10th anniversary concert!
On May 25th, at the Tokyo Roppongi EX Theater, the 10th anniversary live of Ebisu Muscat will be held!
Mr. Oniehagi and Mr. Okubo, as well as the gorgeous guests, will all be there!
And for the first time in history, the first Muscats are all here!
Everyone, please come and enjoy!
We'll be waiting for you!
Wow, the EX Theater!
It's amazing, isn't it?
Well then, viewers, please continue to support us!
See you next week!
Goodbye!
He's so stupid that he can't speak!
No, no, no!
You're a junior, aren't you?
Watch how you speak!