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Mascot Night!
So, how was the kiss?
It was so smooth.
Before the show, there was an incident at the MC's place.
Wait a minute.
What?
I'm having a really hard time.
What's wrong?
I lost my wallet.
What do you mean?
There was someone who came to deliver a good message at the Mascot's dressing room.
Yes.
And?
He said he didn't have his wallet.
What?
And the culprit was in the Mascot.
What?
That's not good.
It was shaking.
What?
Who?
He's a thief!
He's a thief in the studio!
Oh, that's bad.
He's a bad guy.
Can I call the victim?
Yes, please.
Uncle!
Uncle?
I lost!
I'm sorry!
Calm down!
I'm sorry!
I'm sorry to make you feel bad.
How much did you lose?
I lost 66,000 yen.
What?
That much?
It's a lot of money.
Calm down.
Calm down and talk.
Calm down.
It's 66,000 yen.
You shouldn't be surprised.
It's a lot of money.
You should be surprised.
I'm sorry.
Wait a minute!
What's wrong with this old man?
Wait a minute!
He looks like a thief!
Old man!
Wait a minute!
Old man!
It hurts!
He looks like a thief!
Did you see him?
I saw him!
I knew it!
Do you remember his face?
Of course!
What do you think?
There's a member who's really good at drawing.
Nigaue?
Can you draw him?
Of course!
The old man who was looking at the thief's face!
In order to solve the case based on the testimony of the old man, the mascots Nigaue and Juman have gathered!
Nigaue has a member who's really good at drawing.
There he is!
That's right!
These four people.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm studying.
You're studying?
I designed these clothes myself.
That's right!
The mascots Nigaue and Juman are these four people.
What kind of face did the old man see in the thief?
He looked like that person.
Einstein.
That's a great hint.
It's a very characteristic face.
It looks like Einstein.
You're going to draw it right, right?
I'm going to draw it right.
Speaking of Einstein, here it is.
How far can the mascots Nigaue and Juman go?
As long as you can draw the characteristics.
That's right.
What is it?
A question?
It's Einstein!
Yes.
That's a bad question.
Napoleon's question is also stupid, but Einstein has a characteristic eye and mouth.
What kind of picture did he draw?
That's right.
Characteristic...
Wait a minute.
What?
Wait a minute.
What are you doing?
I'm taking a picture of what I'm drawing from below.
The old man is an amateur, so he is very interested in the camera.
Are you ready?
Let's start with Kogawa.
Here it is.
I see.
He has a tongue.
His hairstyle is a little foreign.
It's similar.
Isn't this bad?
It's similar, isn't it?
Yes.
It's like Einstein.
Next.
Guess.
It's small.
Why don't you use it big?
He has a tongue.
He has a mustache.
He has a lot of features.
Next.
Einstein.
What?
That's a lie, isn't it?
That's a lie.
His face is bent like this.
What kind of picture is this?
Is there anyone who looks like this in your unit?
Is there anyone who has a face like this?
He has a yellow back.
Is it Tamori?
Is Tamori similar?
Is his face bent like this?
Tamori, come here.
It's a little bent.
Did you draw Tamori?
Einstein.
It's Einstein.
There are no people around here.
Are you okay, Napoleon?
Are you okay?
I did it properly.
Are you confident?
I'm confident.
Are you sure?
Einstein, please.
What's going on?
I'm so moved.
What's going on?
What's wrong with your mouth?
What's going on?
Did you eat something?
What's that? A toothbrush?
I mistook it for Frankenstein.
I thought it was the same shape as Frankenstein.
So I drew a skull-like thing.
Is that a skull?
What's that?
It's a 7-3-division.
A 7-3-division?
What's that? A skull?
It's a 7-3-division.
I can't see any difference.
It's scary.
I can't do this.
I'm going to put ink on his face.
He's a thief.
I don't think it's a good idea.
I'm going to choose.
I'm going to put ink on his face.
Okay.
I'm going to choose the one that doesn't look like him.
Ishioka.
Ishioka?
The one with the curved face is a thief.
He's a thief.
I'm going to choose the one that's a thief.
He's a thief.
You look like a thief.
Give me back my 66,000 yen, Yu-chan.
I don't have it.
Is it okay if I take it?
No.
I have more.
You don't have it.
It's the fishing line.
66,000 yen.
It's my wallet.
Your wallet?
I don't have it.
There is money in your wallet.
The fishing line and my wallet are different.
Do you want me to kiss you?
I don't have it.
I don't want to kiss you.
I don't have it.
Why did you kiss me?
I don't have it.
Why did you kiss me?
Stop it.
Why did you kiss me?
I don't want to kiss you.
Stop it.
Someone kiss me.
I don't have it.
I'll kiss you.
I don't have it.
I don't want to kiss you.
It's a shame if you kiss me alone.
Thank you.
You have a bad mood.
Your wallet.
I don't want to kiss you.
No.
I don't want to kiss you.
What are you doing?
Why?
You are too weak.
Why did you kiss me twice?
Your wallet was stolen?
Yes.
My wallet was stolen.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
Did you see it?
I saw it.
I saw it with my own eyes.
You saw it.
Do you remember that person?
Yes, I remember.
You are good at pretending.
Let's write it down.
Who does he look like?
Gorilla.
Gorilla?
He looks like a gorilla.
He looks like a real gorilla.
What?
The person who stole his wallet is a gorilla.
Let's write down a real gorilla.
He looks like a gorilla.
If you don't look like a gorilla, I'll make your face look like a gorilla.
I'll make your face look like a gorilla.
All of a sudden!
Itsuki Hiroshi, the uncle's favorite.
I usually don't do it, but I'll do it for the uncle.
It's good to do it.
It's like a snack.
Itsuki Hiroshi.
You can do it, Itsuki Hiroshi.
That's it!
You can say that.
It's a good song.
This is Itsuki Hiroshi's...
It's not like that.
What is it?
It's not like that.
I'm good at imitating gorillas.
I've never said anything like that.
Do it, gorilla.
Gorilla of Okubo.
Are you imitating a gorilla?
Imitate Yokohama Tatehame.
Why?
You're acting like you're in hell right now.
You're imitating Yokohama Tatehame and imitating a gorilla.
I've never said I'm good at it.
It's a good song.
Do it, gorilla.
Itsuki-san will be happy.
Okubo-san.
I'm sorry.
What are you doing?
I'm sorry.
It's a project that started with the idea that it might be a disaster.
This old man is scary.
He's really scary.
It's funny.
It's a gorilla.
Please show it to us.
It's a gorilla.
It's a realistic gorilla.
You can do it, right?
Let's go.
I see.
It's a gorilla.
Kogawa and Gessu are good at grasping the characteristics.
Next is Ishioka.
This time, she'll do well.
It's a gorilla when it's like this.
It's got something on its head.
It's got a vertical hair.
Vertical hair?
Gorilla hair?
Yes.
Gorilla hair?
It's ears.
Ears?
Ears are here, right?
It's got a lot of hair.
It's a bit...
It's creepy.
Let's see Napoleon.
Yes.
It's scary.
What is it?
Why is it moving?
What is it?
It's scary.
It's the scariest I've seen so far.
It's scary.
Why are the hands and feet going in?
It's like a lion.
I'm not good at drawing hands and feet.
So I'm going to draw it like a mascot.
It's got pretty lips.
It's got thin eyes.
But what do you think?
Everyone's drawing a gorilla.
You're a girl.
Is it okay for all four of you?
Is it no good?
Is it okay for all four of you?
Then I'll do it.
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Can I choose one?
Who is the worst gorilla?
Ishioka.
Wait!
I've been there twice in a row.
The campus has turned black.
It's beautiful.
It's like...
It's like art.
Why don't you try being a gorilla?
You'll be there.
Gorilla.
Oh, gorilla.
Gorilla.
You can do it, right?
Don't make a mistake.
I don't know.
What?
What are you doing?
What?
What are you doing?
What is this?
What's this?
I was thinking and I'm doing this.
I don't know.
I'm not going home.
Let's go home.
We're never going to have a scene like this again.
No more scenes like this.
You can't come here again.
We're going to have an event.
Tia, come here.
Tia!
Don't say Tia, old man!
Don't say Tia!
Don't say Tia, old man!
Tia!
She said it.
She said it!
Old man!
Tia is light.
I'll let you be light.
What is this?
Hey, what's with you? You don't remember, do you?
You drank too much, you idiot!
We heard it after that, the two of you!
You drank so much!
What's with you? It's already started, you idiot.
It's already started, so let's go.
So, it's started.
Ping Pong FM Higashinagawa Dokkoisho Studio is broadcasting.
This is a quick solution to your problems. I'm your host, Spangy Ogito.
And I'm your assistant, Asagaya Marron.
You're going to have a meal here!
Today, we're going to answer your questions.
This program won't start until we introduce these people.
First, please introduce yourselves to the listeners.
When I went to the hospital the other day,
I didn't think twice when they called my name.
I'm Momonogi Ping Pong Kana.
And?
I went to eat tonkotsu ramen the other day,
and it was so good that when I asked for a fried egg,
I hit the noodles back with my usual habit.
I'm Tachima Ping Pong Minami.
And the last one!
The other day, I was making onigiri,
and I thought I wanted an accent on the ingredients,
so I put in a ping pong ball, and it was really good.
You know, rice and ping pong balls go well together.
I'm Fujiwara Chindon Akino.
That was a good ping pong.
Let's move on to the listeners.
They've been waiting for this segment.
The three ping pong sisters who love ping pong more than anything else
will answer the listeners' questions.
Are you ready?
Yes!
Let's start with the smash!
First, we have a question from Jintaro.
Hello, Ping-san, Pon-san, and Fujiwara.
I listen to you every week.
I'm in my third year of high school,
and all my friends have girlfriends,
but why don't I have a girlfriend?
Can you show me your usual rhythm?
I don't know.
Maybe he doesn't know.
Maybe it's related to ping pong.
You look like a table tennis player.
You're so small.
You smell like a washing machine.
I don't know.
Your mom wears a weird shirt.
I don't know.
Your window is too small.
I don't know.
I see.
It's different.
Your window is too small.
It's hard to have a girlfriend.
I don't know.
Your window is too small.
What else?
Ping-san wears a washing machine.
I don't know.
Pon-san wears a weird shirt.
I don't know.
I see.
Let's move on.
The radio name is Ginnotama and Kinnotama-san.
Ping-san, Pon-san, Urasuji-san, hello.
Urasuji-san wears a shirt.
You don't waste money.
How do you save money?
Please tell us.
I don't know.
I can't decide.
I don't know.
I don't have money.
I want to be a CEO.
Suzuki-san goes before others.
I don't know.
I…
Popular.
Popular?
That's how it is.
Yeah, that's how it is.
Everyone forgot the first beat.
If you make a mistake at the beginning, the rhythm...
Yeah, that's how it is.
You forget.
At times like this.
Yes.
Thanks to that, we forgot everything.
Again?
We forgot again.
That's how it is.
That's fine.
Shall we go?
Is that all?
Now, we have come to the end of the show.
A message from the three sisters of table tennis.
The teachers were wonderful again.
Yeah!
That's why tonight, we'll have to end with this song.
There's a song?
Three sisters of table tennis,
Winter Riviera.
Please listen.
Why? Does it have anything to do with this?
It's a famous song.
It has nothing to do with ping pong.
I'll tell her.
I should've been at the hotel right now.
I cried
I turned on the radio by the window
I'll let you listen to my cheerful voice
The American cargo ship is waiting at the pier
The man in the winter Riviera
The more sad you are